ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE CEX

[Anonymous No.52405750]

Stay safu out there frens

[Anonymous No.52405796]

>>52405750
hehe poosi

[Anonymous No.52405876]

>>52405750
w-what does it feel like, bros?

[Anonymous No.52406276]

>>52405876
Like the inside of your cheek or bottom of your tongue

[Anonymous No.52406499]

>>52405876
Feels good

The psychological effect is dangerous tho

[Anonymous No.52406567]

>>52405876
underwhelming. After you will think this "this is what I fucking spent days and nights sweating over? This is what normies chase like their lives depend on it? This is what men kill for? This is what men do 15yrs jail time for? What the fuck is wrong with you all"

And you'll think that for a good 15min until you're horny again. Then its pussy pussy pussy

[Anonymous No.52406571]

>>52405876
juice aint worth the squeeze most the time anons

i lost my virginity at 28 and it was a big nothingberg, i may have only slept with 3 women but its overated for sure.

[Anonymous No.52406604]

>>52405750
Bros why does the mouth of a snake look like a vagina

[Anonymous No.52406655]

>>52406567
>underwhelming
This. After swearing to kill myself if I'm still a virgin in a year (at 24 years old) I realized how serious I was and got a woman from CL , not a paid whore. After that long, it was very underwhelming for sure. Also I made her cum my first time so she thought I lied about being a virgin to fuck. That was a big blow to my mind. Being a loser virgin was part of my identity and her believing my pain was a lie really sucked.

[Anonymous No.52406863]

a snake is fine too

[Anonymous No.52406931]

>>52406604
have you read the bible? women evolved from snakes

[Anonymous No.52406968]

>>52405750
but in the picrel, how do you know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?

[Anonymous No.52407053]

>>52406655
What's CL?

[Anonymous No.52407628]

>>52405876
Literally overrated. But it can be really, really fucking good. But that's only when you are healthy.

Before I was healthy(mentally and physically and tried not to fap...like fapped like 2x a monthish), my orgasms were like little tickles.

Now that I'm healthy, when I burst, it's like 5 years of stress were just lifted off my shoulders as I melt on top of my wife in postcoital bliss. And because I'm married, there is no discomfort or post nut clarity. In fact, I'm usually stoked, because it usually means the wife is going to be the sweetest person you met for the next couple days.


No wife busting and unhealthy life == Post-coital tristesse, also known as post-coital dysphoria, is the feeling of sadness, anxiety, agitation or aggression, after sexual intercourse or masturbation..

But, yeah. As a single running up my numbers with 1 night stands, it never felt worth it in the morning. I felt poorer(probably paid for drinks), grosser(usualky have dried, stinking pussy juice still on my unit), and ready to forget about it.

[Anonymous No.52408476]

>>52407053
Craigslist

[Anonymous No.52408530]

Snakussy

[Anonymous No.52408611]

>>52405876
Depends how you do it.
Personally the feeling of a girl squatting on the tip of your cock is probably the best fucking feeling in the world, followed by throat fucking. Anything else is like what other anons said, pretty underwhelming.

[Anonymous No.52408641]

>>52406604
that makes me freaked out not a good sign imo

[Anonymous No.52408875]

>>52406655
Im convinced everyone who says shit like this is having bad sex. Sex is a fucking blast if you have a responsive partner who is in it as much as you are and is willing to explore things beyond vanilla.

[Anonymous No.52408911]

>>52406604
because women are also coldblooded reptiles

[Anonymous No.52409816]

>>52405876
Dangerous

[Anonymous No.52410016]

>>52405750
>>52408911
>>52406863
I would smash ...

financially speaking

[Anonymous No.52410833]

>>52405876

if she doesn't wash regularly it's kind of sour.

[Anonymous No.52410928]

>>52406276
How the fuck am I meant to fuck my own cheek?

[Anonymous No.52411492]

>>52405876
Like a fresh baked pie

[Anonymous No.52412266]

>>52405750

[Anonymous No.52412274]

>>52410016
>>52408530
>>52406863
Does someone have the detoothed squid greentext? And the female dolphin guide

[Anonymous No.52413101]

>>52410928
Figure out ol' son. If Marilyn Manson can do it I belive in you.

[Anonymous No.52413501]

>>52413101
I can
Just fast. Literally that's it. I have breakfast and lunch and then by 8pm there's enough food gone and I'll be lumbered up from moving around all day that I can reach midshaft without stretching. Even with a full stomach I can get midshaft with proper stretching (look up 'huberman stretch')
It's insane when you fast + stretch. By the end you can literally deepthroat yourself to your pelvis. This is how I know there's gotta be women who can lick themselves too

[Anonymous No.52413563]

is there any way to buy a snake that is toothless? I had an idea now

[Anonymous No.52413595]

>>52405876
Your dick will fall off. Don't do it

[Anonymous No.52413633]

>>52405876
Once you defang them it feels like the real thing, but like the really young tight 15 y/o you finger banged in high school not the 30 y/o shitlib monsters with cavernous cunts you bang off of tinder. Gotta be careful defanging though. Can get some fun pentecostal churches that pre-defang for their youngest snake handling congregants

[Anonymous No.52413634]

>>52406567
Some people are sexually energetic and get extra phased by the pheromones. Luckily? I’m not sensitive to it anymore but like, I miss it too. It’s like you can’t suffer but your missing out. Better to have loved than never loved at all kind of thing.

Bdsm kink only really gets me going now and heavy flirting. It’s more mental than physical now

[Anonymous No.52414012]

>>52406567
>>52406655
i think the medical term is erectile dysfunction or the result of circumcision

[Anonymous No.52414153]

>>52405876
Like masturbating with wet flesh except you expend too much energy for the nut. Too much energy for the woman too more often than not.

[Anonymous No.52414253]

>>52405876
Anyone telling you it's "not that great" is either gay or beat the dick half to death + overloaded on porn so their dopamine receptors are fried. Healthy, non porn addicted men with, uncircumcised, un-overly masturbated dicks experience an unspeakable pleasure when having sex with a woman they love and loves them back.

[Anonymous No.52414343]

>>52408875
unless youre super depressed and cant even get energy