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[Anonymous No.52402555]

>tell coworker that she's cute
>have to talk to hr on monday

[Anonymous No.52402582]

Kek elaborate anon

[Anonymous No.52402593]

yeah im waiting for my last day to do such things

[Anonymous No.52402601]

>>52402555
tell HR too

[Anonymous No.52402610]

>>52402555
you retard. its not 1982.

[Anonymous No.52402635]

>>52402582
there's nothing much to elabaorate on. i told the coworker that she was cute. she smiled and said thanks and sometime on saturday i got a notice that i'd have to talk to hr regarding possible sexual harassment.

[Anonymous No.52402655]

>>52402635
>there's nothing much to elabaorate on. i told the coworker that she was cute. she smiled and said thanks and sometime on saturday i got a notice that i'd have to talk to hr regarding possible sexual harassment.

you just cant say things like that any more.

if you're male pretend to be gay, that's what i do.

[Anonymous No.52402658]

>>52402555
>get bullied by women at work
>too afraid to go back

[Anonymous No.52402678]

[Anonymous No.52402682]

>>52402635
Unless she has tangible evidence you said it, just deny it completely and outright.

If push comes to shove claim you are trans and outflank her.

[Anonymous No.52402706]

>>52402682
>If push comes to shove claim you are trans and outflank her.

always claim to be gay/trans.

[Anonymous No.52402750]

>>52402555
>posting things that didn't happen for (you)s
attention whoring liar
you are worse than a woman
all fields

[Anonymous No.52402762]

>>52402706
sure, but I think gay is too vanilla in 2022, gay puts you equal to a woman

trans puts you a step ahead

[Anonymous No.52402767]

>>52402655
Just tell HR you are gay and she discriminates against you.

[Anonymous No.52402790]

>>52402762
>trans puts you a step ahead

it does but if you just look like a normal guy its not a credible claim

[Anonymous No.52402804]

>>52402655
>if you're male pretend to be gay, that's what i do.
this
gay men call things cute all the time
you weren't making a move on her, you were just being kind and flamboyant

[Anonymous No.52402834]

>>52402762
The best move is to say you're a "nonbinary genderqueer demiboy". Then you can get LGBT diversity points and still get called "he". You can get away with it because no one will know what the fuck it means (because it's nonsense) and they will be too afraid to call you out on it.

[Anonymous No.52402840]

>>52402635
I’d tell HR that you said her outfit is cute, and if that’s wrong, you apologize. Stick to that story and if she confronts you, tell her you don’t find her attractive at all.

Your word against hers. She will go crazy over it, trust me.

[Anonymous No.52402843]

I'm such a coomer faggot that everyone treats me like shit as they sense my empty balls so I never get an opportunity to be a threat to anybody at all, this is how I get up through the wagecuck ladder

[Anonymous No.52402861]

>>52402555
go to the meeting dressed as a woman

[Anonymous No.52402882]

Looks like you are gonna need to be the office faggot for a few years.

[Anonymous No.52402895]

>>52402840
This then drop in that you’re gay or bisexual to HR and have a bf. Show pictures of you and your friend.

OP do not speak to women at work, always keep it to the point if you have to. Basic “yes/no/okay” and that’s it.

[Anonymous No.52402907]

>>52402882
>"I'm gay"
>investigation closes
>stop pretending to be gay
>if anyone calls you out on it: "Sexuality is fluid, chud"

[Anonymous No.52402971]

>>52402790
wow this is highly problematic and hurtful

[Anonymous No.52402973]

>>52402804
>this
>gay men call things cute all the time
>you weren't making a move on her, you were just being kind and flamboyant

thats right, you just liked her outfit that was all

[Anonymous No.52403020]

>>52402682
This is the correct way. I’d go for gay and not trans though (because “gay” implies no medication or anything like that, while “trans” could stir an uncomfortable debate).

Unironically download Grindr, create a profile there and show it to the HR cat bitch.

[Anonymous No.52403024]

>>52402555
Firstly will you find another job paying the same wage easily?
If yes, double down and when you meet with HR tell everyone as you enter the room that they are looking very cute today.

If no, tell them you are non-binary gender queer and only find males attractive, that your comment was in reference to her outfit and in no way do you find her or any other female attractive.

I got fired for anti-semitism after mocking Jews in the workplace, when HR called me on a Saturday to tell me I lost my job for antisemtitic remarks, I told them I was busy right now as I was with my Rabbi at the synnagogue and I would happily discuss the bullying I had received since I had started, I told them I was taking a turn the other cheek approach as I was used to antisemitism since Trump was elected, and I consider it part of life.

HR called me back later that day to apologise and told me they wished to investigate further.

I went to the meeting wearing my normal hat I wear every day to work (Akubra, think Aussie cowboy hat) but I wore a kippa I stole off a Jew years ago underneath, you see my job was working outside as a gardener.

I was brought into the office to face my accusers, lmao ironically it was 5 guys I got along with well, apparently one of them did not like that I called him a wog and convinced the others to rat on me.

The general manager told me to take off my hat, when I did they saw for the first time what they thought would be my head, instead they saw my kippa.

Lmao, at this point the GM asked me about the bullying I received, I told him my hat fell off one day mowing the lawns and one of the guys noticed my kippa and that is when the bullying started.

[Anonymous No.52403050]

>>52403024

He told me that was enough, asked HR to escort me to the tea room, all 5 guys were with the GM for all of 5 minutes before being escorted to their lockers and dismissed.

After that I told them I no longer felt comfortable in the workplace, accepted 6 months pay and left.
I had only worked there for 3 months lmaoo.

After about a month and after I took their money I went back and told the site manager they fired 5 guys unfairly, and that I had played them.

Lmao, no idea if any of them filed for unfair dismissal but my point is ALWAYS DOUBLE DOWN.

[Anonymous No.52403123]

>>52403024
>>52403050
Are you sure you're not Jewish?

[Anonymous No.52403161]

>>52403024
>>52403050
Only a Jew would be this cunning, we Aryans are incapable of such deception

[Anonymous No.52403221]

>>52402555
>Chat with hr
Hopefully its a woman.
That way you can urinate on her leg to establish dominance.

[Anonymous No.52403268]

>>52402555
nihao stranger, another bs story that never happened in order to demoralize westerners. Xi would be proud of you.

[Anonymous No.52403290]

>>52403161
T. Amerimutt
>>52403123
Kek, spend enough time reading about on this site and you learn a thing or two.
I might work manual labour job, but I am not a brainlet.

I also fucked a wog employer once who made me sign an agreement that if I left the store I worked at with the steel cap boots I made them buy me it would be theft.

I put the boots in my locker, purchased the same type from the same store they took me to and after a few weeks they fired me, when I handed back their boots which I never wore they accused me of deception, I told them they tried to Jew me with a bullshit contract so I Jew'd them back.

They tried to bring my antisemitic remark up when I took it to fairwork, ombudsman agreed they had already terminated my contract and I was awarded unfair dismissal and given 3 months pay, desu I should have taken that one to court and demanded more but I was like 19 lmao

[Anonymous No.52403363]

>>52403290
bro you are prodigious at this

[Anonymous No.52403374]

>>52402635
Plot twist: the meeting is for something completely different that you don't really remember doing.

[Anonymous No.52403407]

American men are such God damned pussies, no wonder the jew dominates you so easily.

[Anonymous No.52403419]

>>52403024
>>52403050
>things that didn't happen

[Anonymous No.52403492]

>>52402555
You forgot an e

[Anonymous No.52403494]

>>52402635
Is America really this bad?

[Anonymous No.52403519]

>>52403492
Kek

[Anonymous No.52403535]

>in europe
>Working with some qt whos almost 10 years younger than me
>She keeps brushing against me, singing cutesy love songs around me and staring at me from distance
>During coworker party she was touchy too and only girl to give me a hug to say goodbye
>When i asked her out she said no

Its over

[Anonymous No.52403536]

>>52402555
don't shit where you eat
I've never been interested in women from work for this same reason. HR is pain
Go to university take first year courses and meet women there, 100% more easier and safe.

[Anonymous No.52403537]

>>52403419
Youre right, I just wanted to entertain you.
Hope you enjoyed my story.

Now, I gotta go write up a resume for another business owned by non-whites so I can fuck them over too.

[Anonymous No.52403538]

>>52403494
It's worse. Why do you think white women fuck dogs?
It's because they want to show how docile and non threatening the white man is.

[Anonymous No.52403547]

>forming a relationship with women that are coworkers

lol retards

[Anonymous No.52403581]

>>52403535
Lol
Write to HR that she offered you a blowjob, you refused and told your non existent girlfriend who then left you as she accused you of flirting, as why else would this girl offer to blow you.

Now youre stressed out & have depression.

Take time off, I hear Europe has good workers rights so I am thinking you can get some paid leave.

[Anonymous No.52403640]

>>52403290
>>52403050
>>52403024
I kneel

[Anonymous No.52403663]

Looks like you don't look good enough to get away with it bro, gg

[Anonymous No.52403669]

>>52403494
Worse. If a woman is attracted to you and you don't notice they will make up lies about you. If they aren't attracted to you then they will also make up lies about you. The only winning move is to always be 100% Chad and seed all women near you and keep them from ever losing respect for you.

[Anonymous No.52403684]

>>52403535
Used to go for lunch with a cutie, was a retard Chad that didn’t realise that means you’re virtually engaged, banged her at a Xmas party in a co-workers bed. Just don’t shit at work, simple stuff.

[Anonymous No.52403727]

>>52402555
> anon stares at girl for 5min
> visible bulge of erection
> starts throbbing in her direction
> obscenely licks lips.
> *snifff* your *sniiifff* cuuuute hehheeeee
> t-thanks (runs away)

No idea why you got that letter. Probably they be racis n'shieeet

[Anonymous No.52403770]

I have sex. I'm average looking. You people must be fucked.

[Anonymous No.52403799]

As a general rule, never interact with female coworkers

Do not stay in a room alone with them, do not do anything that isn't the most basic and dry of responses if they say something.

Though of course, even if you do, there's always the chance you'll be reported for being 'creepy and antisocial'. There's really no way to win.

[Anonymous No.52403817]

>>52402601
This. Act like a flamboyant gay dude as you walk into the HR meeting -- "OMG, you are SO cute! I *need* those shoes!"

[Anonymous No.52403841]

>>52403535
She’s just an attention whore

[Anonymous No.52403867]

At my work everyone hates this one guy who is a little autistic (but nothing crazy, couple decades ago he’d just be called a little weird). The thing is, he’s by far the most competent guy in the department and I think that’s why people dislike him. He holds others to a high standard and frequently complaints about the frequent meetings where everyone just talks about tasks instead of actually doing them. Even my friends at work dunk on the guy, I try to run soft defence for him because I know the guy does most of the work around here.

Office politics is a mess.

[Anonymous No.52403884]

>>52402555
what you should take away from this is she remembers your name

[Anonymous No.52403887]

>>52402555
Have you tried not being an ugly fuck?

[Anonymous No.52403903]

>>52402843
They can detect empty balls? Jesus christ...

[Anonymous No.52403920]

>>52402555
>>tell coworker that she's cute
>>have to talk to hr on monday
yeah that makes sense, what were you expecting

[Anonymous No.52403927]

>>52402635
dude that's fucking creepy to say that to a woman in the workplace, hope you get fired

[Anonymous No.52404020]

>>52402840
ok this is based

[Anonymous No.52404122]

>>52402635
You're retarded for making that comment. However, the best course of action is denying it. If there were no cameras or witnesses, its your word against hers, and as long as your nose is clean nothing will happen.

[Anonymous No.52404161]

>>52402635
what the fuck
how is giving an innocent compliment sexual harassment
this must be bait

[Anonymous No.52404188]

>>52402635
when memes become reality... (has been the reality for nearly a decade already). bruh...

[Anonymous No.52404224]

>>52402635
Just tell HR you are gay & you meant it in a friendly way, as you say to most of your female friends!

[Anonymous No.52404254]

>>52402555
Kek. Thanks for this thread OP. I’m getting attached to this girl at work. Sometimes I think she might be into me too but I’m not sure. I’ll act more neutral toward her from now on.

[Anonymous No.52404275]

>>52402555
post notice or gtfo bait

[Anonymous No.52404358]

>>52403024
based if true

[Anonymous No.52404488]

i've fucked a girl at every job i've been at. you dipshits need to git gud

[Anonymous No.52404518]

>>52402555
you committed the cardinal sin of talking to women while ugly. my condolences

[Anonymous No.52404535]

>>52404488
Office job or McDonald’s?

[Anonymous No.52404552]

>>52402907
kekd

[Anonymous No.52404577]

>>52404535
>or McDonald’s
Why are girls working at mcdonalds always so hot?

[Anonymous No.52404607]

>>52402655
>>52402706
>>52402767
>>52402804
These. Pretend to gay and you will be fine. Don't lisp, do the limp wrist or go over the top, just be you know... gay

[Anonymous No.52404616]

>>52403024
>>52403050

This didn’t happen, but cool story, anyway.

[Anonymous No.52404618]

>>52402635
I remember flirting pretty hard with my supervisor (who didn't accept my advances) and always telling my coworker she was looking gorgeous and never once did I get reported. Imo im a 7/10. Sounds like you're not too attractive

[Anonymous No.52404625]

>>52402635
That’s what you get for simping retard

[Anonymous No.52404653]

>>52402843
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.52404811]

>>52402635
>>52402655
Serious question:
Why compliment women at all
I had this crazy friend back in collage who was the son of a Peruvian drug lord.
He got sent to the US cause they were constantly threatening to kill him back home.
Anyway. He had this theory about energy and how to acquire it.
If you fucked women you would acquire their energy and if you defeated men in combat you would acquire their energy.
Giving women attention and submitting to the leadership of other men is how you would relinquish energy.
It sounded totally mental at the time but there’s a grain of sense in the avalanche or schizo bullshit

[Anonymous No.52405012]

>>52404811

It's like an ass backwards take on the "Essence" speech in Dr. Strangelove with a mix of Highlander thrown in.

[Anonymous No.52405330]

>>52403547
this, I have turned down many thirsty whores at my previous jobs because I knew it would lead to bad news.

[Anonymous No.52405400]

>>52404161
>how is giving an innocent compliment sexual harassment
It's not the 1950s anymore.

[Anonymous No.52405420]

>>52404577
>Why are girls working at mcdonalds always so hot?
They're young.

[Anonymous No.52405446]

>>52402555

It's because you're ugly.

I have coworkers hitting on me constantly, even the married ones.

[Anonymous No.52405480]

>>52402635
>women will just ruin a man's career for nothing out of nowhere for no reason
Didn't she ever think about your future job prospects? About how people will remember you in your current job?

How does someone think is justifiable to ruin someone's life because of a compliment? I just can't grasp this concept at all, like what the fuck. If you're telling the truth, it wasn't even creepy, she could have said she wasn't interested.

God, I'm having a good day thinking everything is fine, but then comes some jewish couple scamming by the billions or some bitch wanting to ruin someone because he said she looked good. What is going on in this world, I'm baffled.

[Anonymous No.52405517]

>>52404811
Your friend is right, but the methods are slightly off.
Women feed energy off of attention, but also steal it from semen. To take it from them and retain yours you must learn to orgasm without ejaculating.
To take it from men is to simply defeat them in competition. Better yet is to share it by forming a 'band of brothers' and achieve conquests (victories/accomplishments in any sense) together.

[Anonymous No.52405520]

women are shit
also, water is wet

[Anonymous No.52405525]

>>52405480
because when they are completely in an emotional state they don't think at all. What goes through her mind is "this guy is creeping me out, I don't feel safe now" and then blows it out of proportion. That's why you don't choose female leaders either.

[Anonymous No.52405531]

>>52405420
As if the two arent correlated 1:1

[Anonymous No.52405544]

>>52402682
Kek this

[Anonymous No.52405571]

>>52405517
>orgasm without ejaculating
Tell me more, Anon.

[Anonymous No.52405654]

>>52405420
>They're young.
Yeah but they're hotter than the other young girls.

[Anonymous No.52405699]

>>52402843
Lmao anon you're a funny guy man just own it and double down fuck work anyway

[Anonymous No.52405701]

>>52405654
its the uniform, really makes their ass perky

[Anonymous No.52405740]

>>52405701
I'm not an ass guy though. Booba>ass. But I agree the uniform is nice.

[Anonymous No.52405802]

>>52403727
> anon stares at girl for 5min
> visible bulge of erection
> starts throbbing in her direction
> obscenely licks lips.
> *snifff* your *sniiifff* cuuuute hehheeeee
> t-thanks (runs away)

[Anonymous No.52405883]

>have a few coworkers over for a pre
>qt az coworker starts two stepping and dancing with me
>never will be able to ask her out for fear of HR
It hurts bros