/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52399224]

HAPPENING

THE FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE AD WAS MADE PRIVATE LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBC5TVdYT8

CDC fags were rugpulled by Matt Damon.

[Anonymous No.52399235]

>>52399224
Amazing!

[Anonymous No.52399239]

Here it is backed up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHv2FBMtlUc

[Anonymous No.52399242]

MATT DAMON

[Anonymous No.52399252]

>>52399224
Based Matt Damon, throwing them under the bus.

[Anonymous No.52399253]

withdraw everything + short

[Anonymous No.52399265]

>>52399224
>if only you knew how bad things are

[Anonymous No.52399277]

>>52399224
How have I not seen this masterpiece of human stupidity. The pure cringe being shot through my bloodstream by this video.

[Anonymous No.52399304]

>>52399277
the best part is matt damon was the guy who wined for 2 hours straight about the banks in that financial crisis documentary

[Anonyɱous No.52399320]

>>52399224
matt is taking this real personal

[Anonymous No.52399326]

dumping hard now I doubt if they can make it until Monday.

[Anonymous No.52399330]

>>52399224
Another backup
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[Anonyɱous No.52399348]

>>52399330
nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVdTjxkM1TY

[Anonymous No.52399372]

>>52399224
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52399379]

>how do you like them apples

[Anonymous No.52399390]

give me a rundown on this dank meme

[Anonymous No.52399416]

>>52399348
sheeeit

[Anonymous No.52399430]

>>52399390
Crypto dot com paid Millions for a Superbowl ad starring Matt Damon and since then fired a large percentage of their staff and stopped offering cashback rewards on their debit cards leading people to believe they had solvency issues. That was last week. Look at the threads up explaining what happened since then.

[Anonymous No.52399450]

This isn't my first rodeo, and lemme tell you something: a reverse mortgage loan isn't some kind of trick to take your home.

It's a trick to take your home.

The big difference is I get your home. It's just a loan designed to take your home, and it's helped me.
With a reverse mortgage you can pay whatever you can, or you can leave your home. The American dream means money. If you've had your home for a while it's probably worth nothing, so why not give me your home? A reverse mortgage loan could play a vital part in funding my retirement. Make your retirement MY retirement. What many people don't realize is many older Americans are the biggest asses. Fortunately, many Americans are a little wobbly. Many Americans are a little jumbo, but you know what that means: you wouldn't be living much longer.
Look, retirement is a time for me to enjoy your money.
A reverse mortgage loan gives you nothing now, and nothing when you leave the home. Sacrifice your home for me. It's worth it. Your home is where I want to be, and where I want to stay.
Look, you've probably been an ass. Give me your cash. Give me your home. Give me the cash in your pocket.

Look, I'm proud to take your home. Give me your home. Give me your soul or worse, I take your family's hearts. Look, leave the home now. You have to give me your home. Right now. You'd better.

https://web.archive.org/web/20210921004017/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se4F65YONiQ

[Anonymous No.52399454]

Uh oh!

[Anonymous No.52399531]

>Lost all my btc, eth and chainlink on celsius
>Started balding last year
>No girlfriend
>Last money I had was 4k dollars worth of cro. Too afraid to check it out now
>Banned from /tv/

It's over for me. I think I'm gonna go to the Chinese liquor store, get drunk, smoke cigarettes for the first time in my life and rope. Sayonara. I'm glad we went on all those great adventures.

[Anonymous No.52399562]

>>52399531
>banned from /tv/
that's actually a good thing, 4chan's consooming boards are garbage

[Anonymous No.52399585]

>>52399531
Hey faggot you got probably 2k left that's 2k more than I have least cash it out before heroing and think about it.

[Anonymous No.52399597]

>>52399531
Everyone gets banned from tv eventually

[Anonymous No.52399603]

>>52399562
/biz/ is all ponzi schemes plus one thread for the stock market and another for PMs... basically two useful threads here and the rest is just garbage

[Anonymous No.52399610]

>>52399531
I think I remember you from yesterday. You just lost your last 2k right?

[Anonymous No.52399632]

>>52399610
You should withdraw your last 1k of CRO asap anon.

[Anonymous No.52399671]

>>52399610
I'm too anxious to open the app and blockfolio is over. It was all a house of cards and it's over.

>gif related always brings me some comfort

[Anonymous No.52399683]

ARTHUR JUST LAUNCHED CRO PERPS

THEY NUKED THE AD

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

TAKE IT TO ZERO

[Anonymous No.52399700]

>>52399671
Quit larping nigger if you were truly broke you would pull out your money believe me even 1k when you're in the gutter is better than 400 dollars but doesn't matter my god is everyone just a faggot larping on this board....

[Anonymous No.52399780]

>>52399603
Go make a good thread then
You're here too so you are part of the trash
If your thread doesn't suck people will engage

[Anonymous No.52399833]

>>52399603
I miss the old /biz/ stock advice, salary negotiations, resume advice, vanguard portfolios and career advice.

This crypto garbage seriously has to stop. People are getting hurt. Not only that but literally 99.99% of this shit is a scam and a huge bubble waiting to burst. Just look at the recent bitcoin crash down to 16000 case in point.

I'm currently in uni finishing up my studies to become an accountant. I want to know ways to make it in the corporate world. I want to have meaningful conversations like how to negotiate salary raises with your bosses.

I know this might come to a shock to alot of you guys but someone has to say it. Cryptocurrency is just a massive speculation with absolutely 0 fucking value to this world. You can not right now name one single crypto that brings real value to this world and helps improve it.

This is a speculators game. And who ever is the first to sell off will win. You guys are in a fucking ticking time bomb waiting to explode and you don't even realize it.

Besides women want men with stable careers and goals. Not a bunch of Internet funny money degenerate gamblers. Good luck starting a family with any woman and telling her you traded Internet meme coins. Seriously guys wake the fuck up.

If any of you had any sense at all you would sell 100% of your cryptos and invest in Apple / real estate. Something that will never go away and always rise in value.

I hope we can go back to the old ways of biz. I want to know some good stocks I can expect to put my yearly bonuses into. Not this crypto trash vaporware scam garbage

[Anonymous No.52400040]

>>52399833
Low IQ take. Also, /biz/ was started because of crypto, not "actiual" business advice.

[Anonymous No.52400132]

>>52399833
Okay boomer

[Anonymous No.52400394]

I feel like that man that went from Hiroshima to Nagasaki witnessing the 2 nukes.

>I strongly disagree

[Anonymous No.52400436]

>>52400040
>>52400132
like the crab eating corn on the cob while being boiled ?

[Anonymous No.52400489]

>>52399833
>I'm currently in uni finishing up my studies to become an accountant.
>old biz

ofcourse you want the world to be the same you accountant scum.

I'm mid 30s I've been on and off using biz since you were literally a child, you literally dont know enough about the world or why people peddle crypto. IDC about institutions or the zoomers like you who don't understand ANYTHING about the banking system

kys

[Anonymous No.52400542]

>>52399531
>hobby is watching tv
>confused that he is unhappy with his life
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.52400577]

>>52399330
thank you, so helpful

[Anonymous No.52400632]

>>52399531
>get drunk, smoke cigarettes for the first time in my life and rope

at least wait until your hangover, thats a lot like dying anyway

[Anonymous No.52400730]

>>52400542
/tv/ is one of the comfiest boards. Last movie I watched was tenet and it was like 2 years ago and yet I browse /tv/. Good conversations up there

[Anonymous No.52400765]

>>52399833
>Besides women want men with stable careers and goals

yes, after they have sucked and fucked hundreds of cocks when they were between the ages of 10 to 26. good luck crunching spreadsheets for that reward. plus, your trophy wife would cheat on your while you're at the office staring at a screen making money for your jew boss