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/biz/ I'm really drunk and thinking about driving to the strip club with 10k in my pocket, they're only open ~2 more hours, why should I not?

>> No.52397518

>>52397503
I need 10 minutes worth of advice I'm leaving at midnight

>> No.52397522

>>52397503
Why would you drive drunk? also FUCK electric cars. Based mitsu coupe.

>> No.52397533

>>52397522
>Why would you drive drunk
Because I'm God

>> No.52397536

>>52397503
>>52397518
FUCK SONY
FUCK JASMY
FUCK STRIPPERS WHO U DONT FUCK

>> No.52397553

>>52397533
https://www.nhtsa.gov/risky-driving/drunk-driving

>I am god, therefore I will commit a felony or misdemeanor at best and permanently alter my chances of employment and respect in society

Maybe just use that money to buy a comfy Ryzen 9 5900x. Or get a "MITSUBISHI" sticker for the front windshield. Or hoard XMR before it turns illegal. Or buy some ransomware.

>> No.52397556

>>52397536
>FUCK STRIPPERS WHO U DONT FUCK
That's what the 10k is for

>> No.52397565

>>52397503
if you’re not going to get sex out of it, huge waste, if you will, still a huge waste, and immoral, but at least would potentially be worth

>> No.52397574

Jsjs my lil bag of lank doin sum rn tho, I hate niggers btw

>> No.52397581

>>52397565
I live near Detroit, every single strip club IS a whore house

>> No.52397586

>>52397503
Why....
I'm not going to beg but man 10k would change my life and you're going to waste it on women....
Fuck imagine a world where men helped each other up rather than feeding jewish demons.

>> No.52397595

>>52397574
for a nigger hater you do speak a lot like a nigger.

reconsider driving drunk, im not your daddy but shit my nigger you will deeply regret it. literally you could use that money to just buy something that has tangible use, buy some high end audio equipoment and listen to the music you love instead of some stripper that doesn't care about you for more than 48 hours.

>> No.52397605

>>52397586
I would literally spend 10k for the opportunity to slit your throat and shit on your family while they are chained in my basement starving to death

>> No.52397625

>>52397605
You need some serious help dude but go ahead and go driving drunk wish you the best of luck.
Also thanks for wasting our time and posting about how retarded you are congratulations you deserve whatever anguish you put upon yourself.
I test people's spirits and you failed horribly.

>> No.52397635

>>52397595
I already have a DUI, if I escape my suburb Detroit is literally the wild west, honestly I want to fuck up some dumb stripper

>> No.52397655

>>52397635
You'll fuck something alright now go get off your phone and go driving as fast as you possibly can, you're a god you can't fail infact death doesn't exist you should drive 160mph and you'll get laid flat guaranteed.

>> No.52397662

>>52397655
Mad bc poor

>> No.52397674

>>52397662
Also this is the second time you've mad this thread and I don't get mad at pathetic souls like yourself I actually pity someone like you but you live in a nigger jungle so I can also assume you're also a nigger which is good.
I've killed a nigger before and I'm not larping probably one of your cousins no doubt.

>> No.52397675

>>52397635
o yea, thank you for telling us your general location. I will be sure to read up on the headlines tomorrow, god you want to fuck a stripper but you also want to become someones bitch in prison jesus brah.

put some of that money on a retainer for a lawyer

>> No.52397698

>>52397675
Good luck, nigger!

>> No.52397709

>>52397698
Aren't you suppose to be going to a strip club?
Gonna spend all night calling two random anons nigger instead, what a thrilling existence.

>> No.52397722

>>52397698
speak for yourself felony stripper-lover money-hater nigger

>> No.52397725

Take your money, fly down to the Dominican and fuck 100 strippers

>> No.52397750

>>52397722
I got a feeling this nigger is the fat bald HBAR faggot he lost like 1.5m he should be sitting around 150k left now explains his schizophrenia.
Oh well money breeds niggerdom this faggot already wrecked two cars and owes someone like 200k in injuries.

>> No.52397783

>>52397750
This nigerian is finding ways to cope, and the brain stem of his is demanding short-term sexual pleasure and driving a vehicle impaired because it's cool n shit and all the other africanos are doing it.

It's honestly sad man, seeing a dude devolve into this. He could've recovered but he just chooses to go down the path again and again, I think he knows deep down it will never work but just too brain dead to pause. Sad, watching a nigga self-destruct live on a Himalayan Nectar forum

>> No.52397816

>>52397783
I've had my share of meltdowns and I've said similar things as OP which I find funny some of my rhetoric is pouring out in others but cmon my insanity stems from the fact I got a terminal illness and my brains shortcircuiting these niggers just lost some money and got tons left over there's absolutely no reason for them to be behaving like this but lower vibrational humans are gonna do lower vibrational things I just wish they found some place else to inhabit this place is cancerous enough with the constant glowops.

>> No.52397853

these hoes still dancing to sicko mode like 3 years later lmao

>> No.52397863
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>>52397853

>> No.52397867

>>52397503
You're 60 years old. Behave

>> No.52397870

>>52397503
Anon just no

>> No.52397888

>>52397816
well, best thing anyone can do is to stop and look at the trees, drink some water and think for a second. easy to get caught up in whatever bullshit life throws at you and feel your temples tense up.

but shit mang, we're all gonna die in 60-80 years, i dont think I wanna live a life of pain that im making for myself, just be a parrot and sing whatever song you wanna sing as long as you're not hurting anybody. Who cares: drink, piss, eat, shit, sing, sleep. cant be the catalyst to your own end, that's a real tragedy.

>> No.52397892

>>52397863
she's inove with who I am back in high school I used to bust it.to the dance

>> No.52397922

>>52397867
He's showing good impulse control monkeying around in here. He'll be ok

>> No.52397936

>>52397922
basado

>> No.52397957

>>52397936
btw I'm telling some monster cheeked monkey about what /biz/ is rn

>> No.52397980

>>52397957
post pics of a floor or you cappin my negro

>> No.52397996

>>52397957
too busy otphj over the link chart desu

>> No.52397999

>>52397980
Exactly lets see some shots of the floor and lights.
Speaking of niggers just watched a high speed chase go down my road guys car sounded like they popped his tires he's absolutely fucked was about to go crest a giant hill and had two cops on his ass.
People are being extra retarded tonight apparently.

>> No.52398007

>>52397996
shiii my nigga just open the camera app (crying emoji) just press the white circle (crying emoji) (crying emoji). like bro it aint that hard just select that image from your downloads folder (crying emoji) (crying emoji) (crying emoji)

>> No.52398013

>>52398007
..... (crying emoji)

>> No.52398017

>>52398013
my nigger cappin fr fr (crying emoji) nigga dont know how to phone (crying emoji) (black skin tone clapping emoji)

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52398024

>>52398017
Based.

>> No.52398043

The cops will take your 10k as “evidence”. We might as well be in Mexico they do this shit all the time. Having cash is “suspicious” it’s absolute bullshit but they do it

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52398077

>>52397625
>You need some serious help dude but go ahead and go driving drunk wish you the best of luck.
my sides kek

>> No.52398122

You are going to get AIDS

>> No.52398129

>>52398122
I think he already got kidnapped. Worse than aids, they're taking his kidney to cover their FTX losses

>> No.52398150

>>52398129
Sam Basedman.

>> No.52398166

>>52398150
I wouldn't be surprised if organ trade will become legal in Argentina in the coming days, any day now, I can hear the talmud chants

>> No.52398170

OP is a homosexual. OP has never been to a strip club. OP is not drunk. OP does not have a drivers license. OP does not own a Mitsubishi. OP does not have 10 thousand dollars. OP couldn't pull a stripper even if he did. OP is, as always, a retard. OP will delivar nothing.

>> No.52398181

>>52397503
nah its never worth it, soon as you wake up you just regret it, but then again im poor

>> No.52398191

>>52398166
I mean the tribe does enjoy a good blood sacrifice.
I volunteer OP.

>> No.52398192

>>52398170
yet we all fell for his schizophrenic ruse, I think we lost. im going to bed

>> No.52398221

>>52398191
your offer has been sent, now we wait; remember he's from niggertroit so we're gonna have to find whatever gang tats they have on his body, a riddle for the decade; little drunk escape turned into a transfer of wealth via human biology sponsored by Samuel and his little chipmunk gloryhole

>> No.52398259

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-R4Of4G4gew
lmao holy fuck I just met sada, no I'm not posting any pics you dumb niggers hooooooooly fuck, this is my best night as a white nigga ever

>> No.52398261

>>52398221
Goodnight sir you're a true patrician,
OP goodluck with your genital warts remember the over the counter stuff doesn't work.

>> No.52398466

>>52397503
Grab a plane to San Diego, cross to TJ, go to Hong Kong, fuck 9/10s for 150-200 bucks you're welcome

>> No.52398617

>>52397625
He drives better drunk than you do sober, son

>> No.52398932

>>52398617
Quit samefagging anon this threads pathetic enough boy.

>> No.52399005

>>52397518
>drunk
>driving
Be sure to turn the headlights off so you can “feel the road” beneath you.

>> No.52399198

If you have $10k, might as well spend $20 on an Uber

>> No.52399285
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52399285

someone please tell me what's so good about sex?

i had it once and it was pretty meh

i've had legendary fap sessions though where i've edged myself to the max and literally filled buckets with my cum. i knew then that no woman would be able to please me like me with my deathgrip and ability to keep myself edging at 99% for hours

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52399473

>>52397503
dibs on the engine and transmission

>> No.52399787

>>52399285
>literally filled buckets with my cum

>> No.52399874

>>52399285
People enjoy emulating relationships they had with their parents (sub/dom). They get an extra relationship neuron firing when they have sex.

We are lucky anon. It's a defect.

>> No.52400486

no