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52389489 No.52389489 [Reply] [Original]

Why did the crypto world trust a fat, pudgy manlet with bitch tits who dressed like a bum?

>> No.52389514

You've just described 80% of crypto holders

>> No.52389525

familiarity breeds comfort

>> No.52389531

>>52389489
wtf why is Gisele Bunchen up there?
isn't that Tom Brady's wife?
this is so weird.

>> No.52389546
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52389546

It's a power move, Napoleon did the same thing.

His general dressed in expensive, flashy uniforms while Napoleon himself dressed like shit.

>> No.52389568

>>52389489
never trust a man with bitch tits. my grandfather told me that and it has saved me numerous times

>> No.52389592

>>52389531
Once you're used to alpha dick, you start craving betas again. Grass is always greener.

>> No.52389595

>>52389489
protip, looking and dressing like that is advanced signalling. he was probably doing it by accident because he's actually a fat slob, but if you know what you're doing, it says to people "i'm so good at what i do that i don't have to look how you think i should look, and people will still give me money." so i 100% see why "savvy" trend-following investors would hop on board.

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>>52389489
Who indeed

>> No.52389665

>>52389489
the dressing like a bum part was the only thing about him I liked.
I don't like or trust materialistic people who are into flashy meme cars, rolexes and that sort of thing.

>> No.52389753

>>52389489
Why is a woman speaking, why is a woman there

>> No.52390444

>>52389665
There exists middle ground between Richard Heart levels of scam vibes and looking like a homeless person

>> No.52390510

>>52389531
>isn’t that Tom Brady’s wife
Not anymore.

>> No.52390511

>>52389489
giant ass feet eww

>> No.52390515

>>52389489
Because other retard nerds fall for the its a quirky retard nerd who unlocked a secret way to make money and fell for the vegan, humanitarian and tribal people crap.

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>>52389531
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.52391020

>>52389489
hes looking right at her tits but she doesnt have any. also why are her feet so massive and her neck is like 1 ft long just by itself. is she a giraffe?

>> No.52391315

>>52390510
Oof

>> No.52391372

>>52389489
Because cryptocucks have no shame.