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[Anonymous No.52372025]

Would you receive $600k for this surgery?

[Anonymous No.52372054]

>>52372025
does the bag really have to be transparent

[Sage No.52372061]

Care to post context at least ?

[Anonymous No.52372094]

I hope for him not having a penis anymore cuts down the drive to have sex, I wish I had no sex drive, I can't handle it anymore, and I see sometimes grandpas with sex drive still, it's a plague

[Anonymous No.52372100]

>>52372025
I'm dying already so yes.

[Anonymous No.52372106]

is this the kid that managed to flip a fucking truck - on top of himself?

[Anonymous No.52372109]

I would rather die having sex

[Anonymous No.52372115]

>>52372094
phantom penis

[Anonymous No.52372116]

>>52372106
God I hope so. For some reason I assumed this was elective and my entire reality started shutting down.

[Anonymous No.52372125]

>>52372061
Got cut in half in a construction accident. Somehow, he lived, and now he's a meme.

[Anonymous No.52372136]

>>52372054
i think it does in case theres blood in there or little wormies

[Anonymous No.52372137]

>>52372025
I mean, I have such bad arthritis in my legs and lower spine it's tempting.

[Anonymous No.52372140]

A just society would let him succumb to his injuries rather than granting him a "life" of pain and struggle, enslaved to medical machinery, at the complete mercy of caregivers, a burden on family and society at large, all in mockery of God's plan.

[Anonymous No.52372157]

>>52372125
>and now he's a meme.
Truly a fate worse than death.

[Anonymous No.52372160]

>>52372025
This guy unrionically looks like a ftm troon, I wonder if he actually is or this is some biological symptom of losing half your body. Either way, I would chose death over human potato anyday.

[Anonymous No.52372171]

>>52372025
$600k is a ridiculously small amount of money to use in that question.

[Anonymous No.52372177]

>>52372140
This is what they would have said about people who got crutches back in the day.

[Anonymous No.52372195]

>>52372025
Jesus Christ just fucking kill the poor man. They just have to saddle his family with immense debt and trauma.

[Anonymous No.52372208]

>not robot maxxing
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.52372211]

>>52372094
I wish I had a wife. I wish you had a wife.

[Anonymous No.52372235]

>Chad loses half his body
>immediately gets a wife and cyborg body
its not fair bros

[Anonymous No.52372237]

>>52372025
>Would you receive $600k for this surgery?
No I don't think you'd receive more than a few thousand dollars for that surgery. Maybe $2k to $5k
It depends on whether you're employed by hospital directly, or if you're an independent contractor.

That's for the actual surgeon, of course, the anesthesiologist and nurses and everyone else in the OR is also receiving something ... MDs are all in the high hundreds, maybe over a thousand. Nurses are just getting whatever their hourly pay is, so probably a couple hundred for that.

[Anonymous No.52372276]

>>52372140
How do you know this isn't God's plan? Just because the availability wasn't there before doesn't mean that its existence is in spite of God. You underestimate fate. If it exists, it is always relevant to the plan.

[Anonymous No.52372318]

>>52372025
And live the rest of my days as a broken onahole? No thanks, I choose death.

[Anonymous No.52372337]

>>52372094
I know that exact feeling anon. The best thing you can do is to distract yourself. I also recommend getting a Pavlok and shocking yourself everytime you feel the urge. I am honestly not joking around, after a while you fight against it by associating pain instead of pleasure. Reward yourself by doing anything else that makes you feel like you're doing something productive. Once you find that balance, you can move forward with self-validation and seeking the comfort that you can produce yourself rather than unreliably seeking it from others. Yes, you can always try and be intimate with someone, but that doesn't solve the inherent issue that you're desperate for some form of romantic intimacy; that's a bad mix in this society where things aren't as secure as they may seem.

This is a schizo ramble, but you have to remain strong. It would be a tragedy to see your own potential be cut down because "I cant get my dick wet". Come on man, go do things, make friends, save enough money for a GT-R before electric shit vehicles take off. Anything man, go watch the sunset whatever the fuck.

You have to move on, that wont be accomplished by pathetic wallowing; it serves no purpose. You need to help yourself, and that is the best way to go on with life knowing that you did what you could. That is far more meaningful, but it will only be that once you let that part of you that is so desperate, go.

[Anonymous No.52372353]

>>52372235
>Wife
Wives for people like this are just bottomfeeders knowing they can latch onto a half corpse get insurance money and gibs for life.
>Oh you need your medication oops I was out at the store sucks he died alone at home.

[Anonymous No.52372378]

>>52372054
How else would you know that it's full?

[Anonymous No.52372398]

>>52372140
They should connect him into some kind of battle mech suit for the coming war. You see handicapped, I see handicapable (Of war crimes)

[Anonymous No.52372438]

This guy probably still gets more sex than me

[Anonymous No.52372508]

>>52372094
you will never be a real woman

[Anonymous No.52372574]

>>52372160
This. If he's not taking plenty of testosterone injections, he'll likely fall into a deep depression and an hero. I knew a kid once. His older brother was caught one day fapping in his bedroom by his mom. The older bro was so embarrassed and traumatized over it that he surgically got his nuts removed. He killed himself several years later

[Anonymous No.52372633]

>>52372574
>he surgically got his nuts removed
what the fuck
that kid's parents should be shot

[Anonymous No.52372673]

>>52372115
>The balls I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting... It’s like they’re both still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"

[Anonymous No.52372709]

>>52372025
add 4 more 000s to that and to freeze a large amount of sperm.

[Anonymous No.52372902]

>>52372025
someone get this dude a mech suit

[Anonymous No.52372943]

>>52372061
It's a rare procedure performed when everything is fucked from your hips down. Usually a nasty infection and your legs are rotting off. I've seen exactly one patient that needed it. They had to be sent to another hospital to get it done and I don't know if they lived. When you walked into or near their room it smelled like sewage. Can't remember the bacteria name but they were basically dead in the bed. Family just couldn't let go.

[Anonymous No.52373154]

>>52372115
holy fuck that terrifing imagine having phatom ickness in your balls

[Anonymous No.52373176]

>>52372025
This nig is one step away from being a mermaid man

[Anonymous No.52373297]

>>52372025
what fetish is this ?

[Anonymous No.52373304]

>>52372025
I would PAY $600k for that surgery

[Anonymous No.52373357]

>>52372136
i just threw up a lot in my mouth

[Anonymous No.52373358]

>>52372574
>caught one day fapping in his bedroom by his mom
Wait what?
My parents caught me masturbating one day when I was a kid and just told me to quiet down.
We laughed about it years later.
Why the fuck would you cut your balls off?

[Anonymous No.52373386]

>>52373358
Not him but problematic family dynamics which lead to an inability to process and handle shame in a healthy manner which instead leads to the analogue of a mental health tumor (i.e. crazyness).

[Anonymous No.52373401]

what the fuck IS THIS

[Anonymous No.52373436]

>>52372094
You don't need to cut your willy off
You need Balls-away™

[Anonymous No.52373451]

>>52372508
You'll never be able to escape the trannies in your head

[Anonymous No.52373452]

>>52372025
I would simply kill myself.

[Anonymous No.52373526]

>>52372094
He doesn't have balls so I'd say his horny days are over

[Anonymous No.52373785]

LIVE

[Anonymous No.52373807]

>>52372140
Hopefully that tells you a little something about "a just society" and """God's plan"""

[Anonymous No.52373810]

>>52372054
Yes, it's the only way to detect sepsis in a treatable amount of time which is a huge danger if you need a colostomy bag.

[Anonymous No.52373822]

>>52372160
Losing your testes fucks up your test

[Anonymous No.52373882]

>>52372025
Bloody yees you baster, where do I call for this pleas sir help me

[Anonymous No.52373887]

>>52372025
Why aren't we growing clones and transplanting brains by now? How much do we pay doctors to do fucking amputations in current year?

[Anonymous No.52374123]

>>52373526
He'll be sucking dick from here on out.

[Anonymous No.52374598]

>>52372140
this. modern medicine carries the spirit of the antichrist.

[Anonymous No.52374635]

>>52372025

why would anyone do this if they were not in fallujah or genetically fucked?

[Anonymous No.52374641]

>>52372025
Those nephrostomy tubes are never coming out, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.52374662]

>>52372353
This. Lots of people are all like
>wah wah how do they have sex
60% of women aren't attracted to males and don't even like sex, it's not bothering her. Even if she did want sex all she has to do is call up Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.52374672]

>>52372337
>save enough money for a GT-R before electric shit vehicles take off
Revolt against the modern world

[Anonymous No.52374769]

>>52372094
>I hope for him not having a penis anymore cuts down the drive to have sex, I wish I had no sex drive, I can't handle it anymore, and I see sometimes grandpas with sex drive still, it's a plague
Jesus, how old are you guys? Unless youre a young teenager this should not be an issue.

[Anonymous No.52374784]

>>52372025
Based lover of fate.

[Anonymous No.52374799]

>>52372140

Not too long ago they would have put you out of your misery. Imagine average life of a peasant 1000 years from now or 1000 years in the past, maybe the future is a grim one as well.

[Anonymous No.52374819]

>>52372398
top jej

[Anonymous No.52374820]

>>52372094
finasteride + kratom
goodbye boners
:(

[Anonymous No.52374846]

>>52372025
I'm sure the surgery and everything comes to well over a million and you'll probably die soon after anyway, even 1 billion would be a bad deal.

[Anonymous No.52374858]

>>52374784
A more farty

[Anonymous No.52374918]

>>52372094
the answer is sexual transmutation and prayer my nigga

[Anonymous No.52374981]

>>52372061
He used a forklift without prior knowledge.

[Anonymous No.52375109]

>>52372094
nothing wrong with having a sex drive, you just need to know how to handle it otherwise you'll end up like >>52372574

[Anonymous No.52375163]

>>52372025
Just put him to sleep like a dog.

[Anonymous No.52375520]

>>52373304
Based

[Anonymous No.52375536]

>>52374769
Attractive high status men are more important than all attractive
women

No homo

[Anonymous No.52375549]

i have no dick and i must cum

[Anonymous No.52375558]

what an absolute nightmare

[Anonymous No.52375591]

>>52372195
>that will be 6,000,000$ per year goyim
>plus tip
;^]

[Anonymous No.52375610]

Wow what a lazy fuck.
He should get a job and stop leeching off society.
He should be a table leg or something.

[Anonymous No.52375640]

>>52372094
Just jerk off like once a week you faggot. It gets better with age thankfully.

[Anonymous No.52375769]

>That bag of shit
How is it not considered cruel and unusual punishment to keep someone like this alive?

[Anonymous No.52375815]

>>52372025

What's the point. You might as well just remove everything except for his brain and eyeballs.

[Anonymous No.52375878]

>>52372025
Literally just let him die you fucking assholes. Why are people like this? I'd do everything in my power to help him find a peaceful death if this was my brother/son, if he asked me to. Even if they sent me to jail. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.52376003]

>>52375815

[Anonymous No.52376038]

>>52372025
https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/i-lost-half-my-body-in-a-forklift-accident-dont-ask-how-i-have-sex/amp/

"As one car passed him, Schauers veered too close to the bridge edge and the ground crumbled beneath him. He attempted to jump from the falling forklift but his leg got trapped by the seatbelt, swinging him from the machinery as it plummeted 50 feet down a steep hill."

Wear your seatbelt like a good goy.

[Anonymous No.52376066]

>>52372574
This would make a great plot.

[Anonymous No.52376152]

>>52372398
Based

[Anonymous No.52377064]

>>52376038
Every single person maimed or killed by nanny state laws should be completely payed for by said nanny state, in fact, just hang the politicians who made these laws in the first place like the good old days.

[Anonymous No.52377115]

>>52372025
I'm a coomer so I rather die

[Anonymous No.52377126]

>>52372025
Damn all of that just so he can pretend to be a woman? Sad that even with removing all of that...he will never be one...

[Anonymous No.52377202]

>>52377064
First thing they teach you in forktruck boot camp is to not try to jump out of it. You need to trust the fork truck. Be one with it.

[Anonymous No.52377347]

>>52377202
Oh he became one with it alright.

[Anonymous No.52377918]

>>52372061
I think this is the guy that swerved in a forklift to make room for another vehicle. The lift tipped, of course, and he decided to jump out of it while it was falling and it caught him,

[Anonymous No.52377950]

>>52372115
>I have no cock and I must coom

[Anonymous No.52378021]

>>52372025
This some rimworld shit.

[Anonymous No.52378128]

>>52372106
He was driving a forklift on a bridge and drove too close to edge because cars started passing him. I think the ground started to crumble along the edge of the bridge and he went over with the forklift. He tried to get out of the forklift but got hung up somehow and it landed on top of him crushing his lower body. From my understading of forklift operation you're supposed to stay inside the vehicle if it crashes or falls.

[Anonymous No.52378161]

>At the time of the accident, Schauers had been dating girlfriend Sabia Reiche, 23, for around 18 months.

>Reiche stood by her boyfriend following his life-altering surgery — and the couple became closer than ever. They have since married, and Reiche is her husband’s primary caregiver.

>Due to Schauers’ mobility issues, Reiche regularly showers him and changes his colostomy bag.

>The selfless spouse appears alongside Schauers in joint YouTube videos, where they document their dedication to one another.

[Anonymous No.52378254]

>>52377347
They should build a special forklift seat and controls for him so he can be a forklift cyborg.

[Anonymous No.52378274]

>>52378161
>they get married right after the accident
She knows he going to rope and she wants the settlement money. Screencap this. She doesn't have to fuck him anymore so she's just a glorified nurse with benies.

[Anonymous No.52378314]

>>52372140
God's plan is for him to live, clearly

[Anonymous No.52378362]

>>52372025
Is this the guy that put his hands in dry ice because he wanted them amputated due to his fur fetish? Looks like he got a little carried away. Fuck these people are sick

[Anonymous No.52378485]

>>52372943
You never know what combinations found inside a hospital can mix with that much immediate biological waste and create who knows what.

[Anonymous No.52378510]

>>52372633
Jej it reminds me my mom always would bust into the room when I was on the internet to scream at me if I was masturbating.

But I never cared about masturbating so that never happened. What a crazy bitch. She's a whore too. Fucked up.

[Anonymous No.52378520]

>>52372508
Absolutely fucking obsessed

[Anonymous No.52378525]

>>52372094

definately life is more beautiful once the sex drive goes lower a little damn thinking about sex was a nightmare now everything have settle in my life at my 30s Life is so fucking great and I have sex only when I feel it not just a random drive to would drive me to fuck literally anything

[Anonymous No.52378548]

>>52372025

Alex Jones was right again

https://youtu.be/PG7GwCVG_hI?t=25

[Anonymous No.52378557]

>>52372106
he jumped from the 4fork lift rather than stay IN the role cage

[Anonymous No.52378585]

>>52372025
he probally be the idea candiate for deep space exporlation

[Anonymous No.52378640]

>>52378254
Gotta pay for those surgeries somehow I guess

[Anonymous No.52378705]

>>52377064
Apparently, the edge of a bridge crumbled under his forklift, so he was essentially maimed by failing infrastructure. They should get the politicians who deregulated/defunded bridge maintenance to pay his costs and/or hang.

[Anonymous No.52378874]

>>52372025
I'm not sure i'd even give up a finger for 600k
I quite like my body with all its bits and parts

[Anonymous No.52379211]

>>52372177
yes

[Anonymous No.52379233]

>>52375640
42 here
it fucking does not get better with age
>I hope karma takes away most of your shitty crypto for saying it gets better

[Anonymous No.52379715]

>>52372633
He was over 18 when he did it voluntarily without his parent's consent but he was still living with his parents at the time. I swear the dude looked like a spitting image of jeffrey dahmer with glasses. Seemed like a nice guy, just kinda quiet and kept to himself

[Anonymous No.52379812]

>>52375640
my dick never stopped desiring to spew its semen no matter how old I got

[Anonymous No.52379856]

>>52375769

bro didn't even get to keep his good arm, assuming he's a rightie.

[Anonymous No.52380512]

>>52374769
>not having a penis isn't an issue for a man
Would you listen to this idiot

[Anonymous No.52380540]

>>52372508
bot got confused, eh?

[Anonymous No.52381373]

>>52372054
think of this the next time you enjoy a capri sun

[Anonymous No.52381455]

>>52377918
Literally always were your seat-belt and never jump out. Fucking retard I remember seeing this shit.

[Anonymous No.52381461]

>>52372943
It is called necrotizing fasciitis.

[Anonymous No.52381486]

>>52378314
Sorry, but, god is a sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.52381564]

>>52381486
yeah, old testament clearly states that

[Anonymous No.52381596]

>>52372025
>feel sad about my life
>see this pitiful monument to man's arrogance
>stop feeling sad
Thanks, OP

[Anonymous No.52382042]

>>52372943
>they were basically dead in the bed. Family just couldn't let go.

I hate med fags so much.

>LETS PULL THE PLUG!! HEY WANNA PULL THE PLUG!? OMG MY SHIFT IS TOO BUSY YOU SHOULD PULL THE PLUG!!

I hope the vaxxed freak out when they realize their lives have been shortened by decades and they take it out on med fags.

[Anonymous No.52382045]

>>52372025
>“They then tried saving my sperm with my consent but it turned out to not be viable.”

[Anonymous No.52382230]

transgender 2.0

[Anonymous No.52382712]

>>52376038
i always thought this guy was the one from that video where he falls from the forklift and it crush him and keep going in circles drawing a fucking blood circle on a warehouse floor

[Anonymous No.52382830]

>>52378128
>From my understading of forklift operation you're supposed to stay inside the vehicle if it crashes or falls.
yep
things are built like fuckin tanks

[Anonymous No.52383712]

>>52372025
Fuck no. I wouldn't do it to be a trillionaire, literally.

[Anonymous No.52383786]

>>52372398
kek

[Anonymous No.52383891]

>>52372061
Certified forklift driver

[Anonymous No.52383919]

>>52382042
based

[Anonymous No.52384025]

>>52372398
Send him to space, can't commit war crimes when there's no intergalactic laws

[Anonymous No.52384097]

>>52372025
What happen to the company he was working for?

[Anonymous No.52384114]

>>52382042
Enjoy spending the end of your life PEG'd, trached, and demented while I'm paid handsomely to make TikTok's twerking next to your slowly decomposing body.

[Anonymous No.52384144]

>>52372061
Nigga tried to be Ryo Hazuki from the hit series Shenmue