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>> No.52368445

>semis pump 20% before earnings

too frickin' easy.

>> No.52368460
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i watched the tickers
they were covered in green
but today felt like
getting stabbed in the spleen

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>> No.52368470
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>Those CPI numbers look real legi-

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>> No.52368479

You were warned MULTIPLE TIMES to not touch that fucking stock. It's WORSE than a shitcoin

>> No.52368482
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>> No.52368493

What if the stock market trends downwards for the next 2 years? is this possible?

Are you ready to bag hold and be down 90%?

>> No.52368500
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up or down now?

>> No.52368512

Going from down 90% to down 99% won't be as bad, dollar-wise... so, sure

>> No.52368513

Well yes, there is literally no reason not to go to ridiculous extremes at all times.

>> No.52368518
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Smg, you aren't serious worshiping a Jewish symbolic bull that was created to funnel your obsession into their demonic worship of their bull god right?
Right? You wouldn't do that...

>> No.52368524

>Bears bought that dip

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>> No.52368535
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It's friday afternoon. Last chance to slurp.
You'll regret all weekend if you don't.

>> No.52368536
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Jesus, did peace break out in Ukraine or something?

>> No.52368549

>What if the stock market trends downwards for the next 2 years? is this possible?
Yes, I can't remember the exact years but it's something like if you bought and held from like 2000 until like 2009 or something you were losing pretty much the whole time

>> No.52368553

slurp what we pumped today

>> No.52368556
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ASTS going to the moon today +12.77%. +100% spike in volume. Amateur astronomers are saying the satellite has unfolded today. Official announcement during earnings call on Monday.

>> No.52368567

Is that Trump impersonating Brendan Gleeson doing an impersonation of Brendan Gleeson impersonating Trump?

>> No.52368577
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>at the top

>> No.52368578

Don looked good with that look I honestly thought

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>> No.52368587
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If you're not slurping my exit liquidity, you're doing it wrong.

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fuck me running +14.8%

>> No.52368605

Very tempting to buy puts

>> No.52368635

Only caught a little bit of a falling knife when I picked up an AMC short a bit early but otherwise got some good entries on techshit

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>> No.52368661
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>global trade
>energy expansion

imagine thinking we are going anywhere but zero for indices

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>> No.52368699

What a nigger faggot market

>> No.52368706

So it's not just me keeping an eye on that shit. It's fucking ridiculous and hilarious. How are bobos so confident right now? How

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>> No.52368722

I like how the market pumps on China reopening like it hasn’t done that 40 times this year already

>> No.52368725
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Scoopsies is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the /smg/ meet up after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him at movie night. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with scoopsies? He touches his neck as he watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of failed options gamblers, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" He asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. He smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" He protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the failure?"
"You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a complete failed LEFT trader?" I ask.
"Selling my bussy, I think."
"And if I was your customer, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

>> No.52368743

Should I sell here? I feel like were going to dump hard over the next few days

>> No.52368749
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>almost 1000 points in just over 24h
i cashed out 150 points too early and im amazed. i dont deserve any of the money i just made. but then again i also dont deserve the mini beheeming i have now faced with early shorts. what the actual fuck is this rally

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>> No.52368752

There's a deal in the works
Turns out, war just isn't profitable anymore...

>> No.52368763

I'm not selling my calls until 3:59

>> No.52368764

Is this generated by GPT3 or something?

>> No.52368776
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>muh internet chips in space
another worthless project idea by FAGMAN. Redundant ideas and projects since 1999. Pumped by monopoly money creating zero value.

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Should i long OIL? pls respond

>> No.52368790

Because unusual things don't happen in a bull market. That includes the shit&piss moving 5% and the VIX sharting harder than it has in 2 decades. Exuberance is bearish

>> No.52368802
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>> No.52368809

>stock market indices are solid green
>bitcoin dumps 5%
guess we are decoupled now

>> No.52368810

Should I buy puts on Roblox again?

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>> No.52368832
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Yes, if you want to get HEEMED, sure

>> No.52368834


Yeah you probably know better than me but yeah

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>> No.52368861

Once SPY starts dancing around 410-420 I'm grabbing some cheap Carvana puts. The company is set to go bankrupt in months, not years. I can only pray that the bulltards keep buying so I can make a fortune.

>> No.52368870

Bearish, considering bitcoin is more legitimate than most of the nasdack stocks that gained 5 trillion dollars market cap in the past 24 hours.

>> No.52368880

ok fuck this. all in on spy calls next week. this delusion shows no signs of stopping

>> No.52368912

same, bought a bunch of calls, spy will rally to 410 next week

>> No.52368916

Hello bear namefag. You posted a few days ago and I ripped on you but now I see the bears had it correct.

>> No.52368918

If they fail to expand the system through the MIC via a prolonged "cold war" in Ukraine then we might be in for a downturn of epic proportions.
Also the risk for another plandemic would be sharply increasing.

>> No.52368929
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I should have just just napped all day

>> No.52368946

Yes anon, buy the local top. Flawless strategy.

>> No.52368947

>this delusion shows no signs of stopping
it shows no signs, it just suddenly stops and all the smug mumus suddenly go AAAAAAAA. Will it happen in 2 weeks, will it happen in 2 minutes, no one really knows..

>> No.52368962
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Took my gains and buying small put and call positions on SOXL near the money for next week. this works better than holding cash and fomo'ing into a rally or dump when you can't decide what next week will bring and we have volatility.

>> No.52368971

I'm just gonna inverse the next thing Cramer says

>> No.52368975

I don't know.

>> No.52368990

Where do you find out what he says? This Inverse Cramer faggot on Twitter only gloats about how wrong Cramer was after the fact when it's already too late.

>> No.52369005
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The Swiss will soon take over the world

>> No.52369019
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Well, looks like everyone cleared that up for you. Should be an easy decision now

>> No.52369022

I just check out the latest shit they post to the CNBC jewtube

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>> No.52369031

9 minutes lads

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>> No.52369040

People post his tweets here, that's where I see them

>> No.52369047
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There are always problems in the world Bobo. Solving these problems will be a source of wealth creation.

>> No.52369051

Don't forget to short GBPUSD

>> No.52369054

back to the good old days of VIX crush into the close, huh

>> No.52369064

seethe nigger

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>> No.52369075
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Wow! Health insurance is cheap now?

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>> No.52369085

no one buy that

>> No.52369089
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>good boy points to USD

>> No.52369090

Yeah, just like that, no fudging or nuthin'

>> No.52369092
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Well…my ASTS calls fucking printed today…was not expecting that. I’m thinking NVDA is overbought and thinking about shorting it on Monday. Earnings is on 11/16. Also longing SQQQ looks fairly promising if this is a fakeout rally. Big money knows JPOW is doing another 75 bp’s to leave no chance of an inflationary surge so the Dems benefit in 2024. Thoughts boys?

>> No.52369095

He's not talking about adjustment for inflation on the nasdaq he's talking about peepeepoopoo.

>> No.52369108
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the dollar is a shitcoin

>> No.52369118
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>JPOW is doing another 75bps

>> No.52369135

I like Tech CEO Trump more than reality TV Trump.

Trump should unironically make a company that designs 'smart buildings' or some gay shit like that.

Trump needs a new look, he needs to shit on opponents when they need to be shat on but otherwise go radio silent like dementia man (look at how his poll numbers improved from january to november when they kept him in the closet eating ice cream) to get all the pussies on his side.

>> No.52369141

I sold. Possible a squeeze pushes it up more but I’m tired of getting burned holding bags. I’m not trying to be too greedy.

>> No.52369155

you're welcome, /smg/

>> No.52369172

>the top
The market did both the dump and the second post election dump. We'll have pullback next wednesday for the penis inspection report but for the rest of the year there will mostly be pumping on low volume. Pullback around thanksgiving, oil will dump bigly. Then in january there will be a violent crash as we change quarters and the algorithms all sell at once. Bet on it.

>> No.52369174

FTSE will fall 12% within a week.
Screenshot this

>> No.52369184

When oil dump?

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>> No.52369205
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>rotisserie chicken
>homemade mashed potatoes
>/cash/ gang in this retarded nigger market pump
I'm so comfy right now

>> No.52369212

>unusual things don't happen in a bull market
We were in a bull in 2018 when the market fucking shat the bed in november after the midterms for basically no reason.

>> No.52369215

Why would you think such an extreme thing about what is in effect a boomer filled divvie index.

>> No.52369218
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

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>> No.52369224

Yeah. My health insurance is only going up $100 a month next year.

>> No.52369234

End of november when they switch from summer blend to winter blend. It's like how it always dumps in may/june when they switch from winter blend to summer blend. It's cyclical.

>> No.52369236

I'm just happy I'm not banned anymore

>> No.52369238
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SMG is fomoing in at the top of a bear rally, classic

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>/cash/ gang
Same but only for this week,might start again next week

>> No.52369243
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>couldn't go up more than the dollar went down
Amerimumus lose without knowing they're losing.

>> No.52369245

A correction is not unusual, especially after an election. Simply zoom out and compare the bull market to the bear market we are in currently. The way down is much, much bumpier and irregular than the way up.

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>> No.52369260

Because on Thursday they announce a £55b deficit, austerity measures, corporate tax hikes, and government spending cuts

>> No.52369261

but muh tax credits

>> No.52369262

Is at on my hands in fear and didn’t buy UVXY. You can laugh at me all weekend 8f you’d like

>> No.52369265

Why does switching a blend make it dump?

>> No.52369273
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cant believe they actually paid out all those calls

>> No.52369278

Didn’t manage to close over 4000, lame

>> No.52369285

I made money, but my gains were less than the daily decline in DXY. So did I really make money, truly?

>> No.52369289

Why are you acting like every other currency didn't also shit the bed in the past few weeks?

>> No.52369300
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something thats reverts to the mean is doing so more so than ever in 18 years and you think things will get less volatile?
we actually agree nearly comletely I think there could be a down swing monday tuesday and there is chance that people get scared and jump ship. there is less money in the market now than in ever and we are within 25% of all time highs. and the strength of volatility hasnt been this lower since 2004

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Hoping for a dump on monday so i can buy more.

>> No.52369305

AFTER the dip. Longing after war is declared is a very good idea.

>> No.52369307
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>-5.11% after daily inflation

>> No.52369311

I got assigned :[

>> No.52369315

>JPOW is doing another 75 bp’s
lol no, 7.7% kills the 75, the pivot is on the table again, jpow is going for 50 and later 25

>> No.52369320

Bobros, seriously....fire all your puts at FTSE and GBPUSD immediately

>> No.52369334
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The 10 year is about to fall below the funds rate of 3.75%.

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>> No.52369345
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Fag, did you not see me longing SQQQ over here. Pay attention, boy.

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You are sharing those fries r-right? Those fries are meant for a single personp

>> No.52369360

Is that good or bad?

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>> No.52369383
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What should I put into my long CLOWN fund? The more clownish the market, the higher it should go.

>> No.52369388

They just do, they just do.

>> No.52369391

Why? And not short g*rmans

>> No.52369397

Yes mumu, I'm sure the nasdaq will surge as crypto implodes kek

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bought SOXS at close

>> No.52369407

Not the point, the point is there was no pump today, it's not real, only numbers, your equities didn't gain value.

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>> No.52369428
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So basically, this trading thing seems pretty easy. I just invest in shit I know nothing about, lose money, then wait for a gigapump to get my money back.

>> No.52369430

it has been though

>> No.52369431

The classics, SOXL, TQQQ, TSLA etc

>> No.52369432

>Mr. Bankman-Fried grew up on the campus of Stanford University, near a student house known for its vegan food and nude Halloween parties. His parents are both professors at Stanford Law School: Joseph Bankman, a tax-law expert, and Barbara Fried, who studies the intersection of law, economics and philosophy.


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I am de-heeming

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There is literally no way Monday will be red.

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A modest diversified portfolio of everything ARK

>> No.52369443

Why 410/420?

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held and plan to buy more as reddit comments continue to be bearish

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Just barely made it to under $90,000 in losses, thanks to my calls. I think I'll call this "being delta neutral"

>> No.52369462

>pivot is on the table

Until the pivooters are all dead the market will continue to pump on low volume especially since low volume is a characteristic of holiday season. Pullback mid-next week, then pump again to thanksgiving, pullback again on blacked friday. Then pump early december.. Pullback for the december fed meeting and cpi/ppi reports. Then a santa rally on no volume.

January like september, once volume resumes to the market after the holidays it will be only down back to the lows. We'll go from 35000 on the DJIA to 29,000 and 14000 on the nasdaq to 10000.

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>> No.52369471

>spending cuts
Where do you get this from?

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Bad, but there's like 10 other graphs that show's we're in a bad spot at the moment. What's the 11th matter?

>> No.52369473

Smg gonna be soooo mad Friday that they didn't listen to me

>> No.52369481

SARK holders got fucking heemed these last two days

>> No.52369484

I'm german and I'm shorting DAX
>Verification not required.

>> No.52369488

Google "UK economy" and read Hunt news

>> No.52369497

Blinding bear market rally with nothing stopping us until mid December. Hell might even go over 420 at this rate.

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+9% on WEED
Took profits because hell if I'm holding anything that has done over 100% in two weeks during a weirdo market.

>> No.52369509

Anyone not shorting UK here HATES MONEY

>> No.52369517

They stood in the way of innovation.

>> No.52369521
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It'll be time to buy inverse ETFs when SQQQ and SDOW have reached around 20 on the RSI and not anytime sooner than that.
>the rally is at the top, because it has to be
The August rally simply went higher, November/December are low volume pump months.

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Post shorts

>> No.52369530

How many stocks are you actually supposed to own?

>> No.52369543
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>the children of edom only care about shit that has to do with money

>> No.52369544
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The democrat candidate suddenly took the lead in Nevada overnight, when ballot counting cameras suddenly went dark. Nothing to see here

>> No.52369550

Buying opportunity in SARK?

Own? You mean short?
Shorting CVNA here

>> No.52369558

The duality of /smg/

>> No.52369565

FTSE100 wont fall 12% your being giga over the top. Its literally snail index filled with international companies & doesnt reflect UK eco much. If the GBP shits the bed it will under pin it like its been doing all year. Thats why FTSE has barely fallen compared to US, the weak pound props it up. If the Gov is going full tax and cuts then why will the GBP shit the bed the opposite will happen. The Eco & folks of UK will have a rough time but international investors will cheer. Convince me otherwise

>> No.52369576

Smg acting like crypto isn't imploding, and Europe isn't in deep recession

>> No.52369607

Nothing to see here

>> No.52369616

If you think austerity and corporate tax hikes are good for UK stocks, I won't convince you otherwise

>> No.52369620

okay everyone, Im all in on calls for next week

That means we will dump :) your welcome bobos

>> No.52369627

>Smg acting like crypto isn't imploding, and Europe isn't in deep recession
Two things that don't matter in the grand scheme of things

>> No.52369629

made a nice 60 or 70 with oil in my sleep with just 290. alas, cashed out too soon could have made more

>> No.52369632

I went full retard today

>> No.52369646

thanks anon ill see how things play out with those in mind if by next week VIX is not picking up and it reaches 21 im going to roll wayy out from december to march and up to like 30-40

>> No.52369652

I bought 30 December DRIP calls for 0.40 Monday and sold them Wednesday for 0.80. Bought the same calls today for 0.30 and I'll sell them by next week for 0.70. This clown market is bussin on God frfr

>> No.52369656

kek this is what I get for deciding to start to enter at the literal top.

>> No.52369662
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Top kek why are bongs so trash
They even had the BoE bail them out a few weeks ago

>> No.52369663

GBPUSD will tank because a currency is a reflection of confidence in that countries ability to repay debt. They refer to their deficit as a "black hole"

>> No.52369668

Crab market oscillating between +-20 percent for the next year

>> No.52369678
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you just know we're gonna dump on monday

>> No.52369682

florida voting proves they are stealing everywhere. bet its worldwide.

people laugh at 99% dictatorship votes and believe theirs are legit.

>> No.52369690

6339 by Friday close

>> No.52369701

Literally every election is rigged, even 2004 was rigged.

>> No.52369704

Austerity in the UK will not make much diff to the FTSE100, like I said its filled with companies that earn most their cash internationally. Your making newb error thinking FTSE100 as 'flagship' index = UK economy. FTSE250 is filled with domestic UK stocks.

>> No.52369715
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This pump hasn't quite justed bears the way the pump in summer did though, not yet. The market can remain irrational for a long time until profit reports roll in and indicate spending is falling as people are laid off.

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>racism outside of /b/

>> No.52369740

Ballots haven't been reported yet but lol at america which doesn't have immediate
>you guys are fucking cheating so all ballots counted during that period are invalidated to prevent cheating
Tongue every anus.

>> No.52369755

Also, FTSE has a high amount of companies that pay a decent divi, which impacts capital growth of stocks.

>> No.52369773

NTDOY, Amirite?

>> No.52369784

how will bobos cope when we're up next week as well?

bobo the bullrun wont end until you capitulate

>> No.52369798

Go short or don't. You will learn

>> No.52369810

lol we broke 4000. it's over bobo

>> No.52369815

How will mumu cope when crypto goes to zero?

>> No.52369816
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Plenty of reporting indices next week that could counter the CPI but none are as important other than retail sales and jobless claims. I expect that Monday is a dump day though anyways because the rally went quite hard these two days and RSI is going to indicate for selling to occur.

>> No.52369817

Literally me but on Wednesday, fucked myself so hard I wasn't able to catch the pump yesterday. /regret

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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.52369831

I will not. Go fuck yourself.

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This bear tripfaggot sure got annoying

>> No.52369854

>literally just had earnings
>they were all shit and we dumped
>pump it all back in two days for reasons

Jews are fucking people both ways. It's an inflation cooling tactic to fuck retail as hard as possible

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>> No.52369866

Shorting FTSE and GBPUSD are literally the most obvious and most powerful trade opportunities smg has seen in a year

>> No.52369872

You did ride the era defining momentum to double your portfolio in 2 days right smg? You remembered to go to cash for the weekend didn't you?

>> No.52369873

You were warned.

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>being this euphoric

>> No.52369880

>Twitter is causing havoc on economic models from dumb stock trading bots
I wonder at what point the SEC gets involved.

>> No.52369909

Options are getting too cheap. There needs to be more uncertainty priced into the market

>> No.52369912
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>buying at the top of the nintendo cycle

>> No.52369961

It's a supercycle now. Nintoddlers are all grown up and willing to dump their salaries into nostalgia.
The most bearish thing against Nintendo was their massive yen holdings, but with DXY in reverse now, that's no longer a drawback as a US based investor.

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I welcome the shitposts. twitter should not be considered a channel for professional communication

>> No.52369980

I’m getting absolutely wrecked

>> No.52369981

You buy dips and sell peaks just like in any other market.

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>> No.52370036
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I got too wrapped up in the long term to see how they'd manipulate it short term. they can crab this shit another month if they want

>> No.52370051

I'm fine with it but the town square reputation Twitter has still is going to make it more than likely SEC will have to be involved in cases like this.

LMAO how did you not go and find this news during the day if you were trading LNG and seeing it down that far? I usually go and find news pieces for things I am interested in when prices are above 3% without natural steady up and downs.

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>its a supercycle now
>with my sample size of 0, it just feels like it

>> No.52370071

E-early January, right? My puts are destroyed.

>> No.52370078

buy "buy puts now" showing up, sell "harbinger of the meltup" fomoing in

>> No.52370101
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Do you believe there will be a change in market leadership for this decade? What will be the winning sectors or companies that dominate the S&P500?

>> No.52370102

I was in a work meeting. I am starting to think that my job is purposefully causing crises during market hours to prevent me from trading. The amount of times I get pulled into long ass meetings during prime market hours has gotten increasingly more frequent. I think IT caught on and ratted me out.

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is Degiro good?

>> No.52370152

I'm here every day, moron

>> No.52370169

What are the chances of this rally holding? Are they just going to come out with some stupid spooky headline next week and blow it all up? I'm a bull but we went from basically oversold on everything to basically overbought almost instantly

>> No.52370185

ok dude.
I'm sure your magic lines will work out better than logical thinking.

>> No.52370201

Told you guys for weeks to buy lion electric vehicle ($LEV)
Did you gain 50% in one month or no, pussies

>> No.52370215

I can't believe the ruskies were only meddling with the cameras this time.

>> No.52370222

pretty high considering consensus was that SPY 410 would be the top of the rally before cratering and now we're melting up on lower inflation

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>dude we were losing by 10k votes but guess what i found 11k votes for our guy under my desk haha isn't that crazy haha what a world
it has to be so unbelievably comfy to be a dem in one of these states with a "close election". you can blatantly, openly fucking cheat when you're losing and face literally zero consequences because muh sacred democracy

>> No.52370232

I'm actually up 66% for the month because I've been buying SOXL all the way down

>> No.52370237

I don't see how the media will push doom+gloom headlines. Powell was pretty likely to do 50 anyways next meeting. Unless FTX bleeds harder into stocks/bonds or some election "surprise" happens I think it'll stick. At least, till Jerome says anything.

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Is the gap going to be closed tomorrow, or is it going to be a nice bearbull with gap close next month?

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Priced in.unless USDC shits itselfs,nothingburger

>> No.52370269
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>BITF up 22% today
What's up with that bubba?

>> No.52370282

whats a derivatives market?

>> No.52370299

Nothing is priced in until I buy in with more than 25% of my dry powder. Then it gets priced in HARD and FAST.

>> No.52370297

A place math nerds try to solve equations in time trials for money

>> No.52370314

It's mostly dollar weakness showing which is harder to forecast.

But I'd imagine SPY getting to 410 it could never hold, given rates are 150 bps higher and will soon be 200, with all the problems that come with that.

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Post proof you lieing bagholding faggots. I was up 36.6% but bought puts a bit early. I'll be up 50% by next week while you faggots still baghold shit that's down 90%

>> No.52370328

midterm seasonality
cpi coming in cool after every print being hotter than expected
tech giants obliterated even more
dollar index going down a ton
yields going down a ton
the fed closer to the end of tightening, the market has accepted higher for longer

>> No.52370346

just show your portfolio value
no one will care, it's all about percentage gains
if you have someone make fun of you for it being 3 or 4 figures, they're a faggot
it makes it look more embarrassing to hide it
kind of like how men with small dicks will never make jokes about their dicks being small, whereas men with big dicks have no problem being the butt of a small dick joke
hiding your portfolio $ figure is small dick energy
real traders will respect the % gain, who cares about the faggots that will make fun of you

>> No.52370350

When is the bull trap going to end?

>> No.52370369

when bobo capitulates and fomo's in

>> No.52370375
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Two weeks

>> No.52370376

this. it doesnt even mean anything to show a low dollar value since people have segregated portfolios all the time for different trading strategies

>> No.52370387

Can't improve on perfection.
I wasn't to slurp up some tech stocks and worried I missed the boat now, so fomo strong

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>> No.52370411

Too much uncertainty, idk what to do

>> No.52370415

Futures, Options, CFDs.
Markets that are based off the values of something else, those are all based off stocks and stock index values.

>> No.52370434
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some anon posted this yesterdayt

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>> No.52370449

This kek, I remember I was larping 400% gains lol from 13 to over 100 bucks kek

>> No.52370453
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Did you realize some today sirs? Good run so far keep it up fren

5 figs. I'll post when I hit 6. Most of my (yous) are from seething bagholders accusing me of trading with McDonald's money so it's more fun to keep the mystery going

>> No.52370478

Kek just fucking show it man

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Idk man that space between the $ and , looks like a single digit. I do pray you hit six figs tho, five figure hell is..... Hell

>> No.52370522

Don't forget PPI is coming out soon. I'm guessing it'll be less optimistic than the CPI and Powell & Co. will likely use PPI to decide whether to keep up the hikes.

>> No.52370524

>5 figures
>Could be 10k could be 99k
You're such a fag

>> No.52370526

This. The guy is so fragile about his poorfolio ego he is even adding a figure & lying to himself.

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>> No.52370555

<10k 100% SOXL poorfolio guaranteed.

>> No.52370559

I respect you for posting it
I do not respect your performance :^) hehe

>> No.52370568

what happened there friend?

>> No.52370589

Ironically drinking and not taking profits hehe kill me

>> No.52370607
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Good God!

>> No.52370611

PPI will likely follow CPI

>> No.52370616

Nah I'm holding a bunch of UPRO and SOXL indefinitely

>> No.52370618

pussy ass wh*te boys gonna keep losing money on puts and shit, we golden bullrun now

>> No.52370632
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I figured most of smgs charts looked like that. I should hit 100% 3 month next week

>> No.52370657
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Literally me lol

>> No.52370667

get some green on that plate
some roasted broccoli or asparagus with lemon would go great with this.

>> No.52370677

You fucking TEASE just post the number. Actually don't, nobody would have cared before but now you will be judged.

>> No.52370682

I'd still laugh at him. Anyone consistently successful with those levels of gains will quickly reach upper 5 figures, and eventually 6 figs. Until that point, it's beginners luck.
The reality is that if you just yolo all-in options on every play you make, eventually you'll flop one and see your portfolio suddenly return to zero. Ergodicity is unavoidable.
Risk sizing is important. That chart looks like someone who made one single good play, and was sitting on a monthly loss until Thursday morning. I'd like to see the all time chart, more than the portfolio size.

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>market will start making higher highs
we're running out of room for this market to run

>> No.52370702

Cope harder you gay ass bear

>> No.52370720

there weren't that many
they got shook out after FOMC

>> No.52370732

>holding a leveraged bull ETF in a bear market

>instantly starts coping here

>> No.52370756 [DELETED] 

I’ve been following this escort who used to work in finance. Makes finance videos on her OF.


>> No.52370758

bro pivoot any day now

>> No.52370764

sure, but I gotta be honest, seeing it below parity was scary

fuck the fucking dollar

>> No.52370768

bitch ass faggot ass bears

>> No.52370776

How has the floor not buckled?

>> No.52370805

the pump in summer was long enough to burn theta
this one isn't going to last as long because we've done almost all the pumping there is to do in the last 2 days

>> No.52370825
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Only 22% of my portfolio is in options and the shortest dated one I have is 12/2. I mostly swing ETFs, already posted my 3 month and I consistently win. Stay mad baggie

>> No.52370890
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Base bobo

>> No.52370908
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who controls the news? (((juice)))
what moves the markets? (((news)))
is anyone else seeing what I'm seeing?

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i myself gained a better notion of timing, still down 120 from the start. could have made around 800-1100 if i invested all in oil for today but i pussied out because my broker collects overnight and weekend fees

>> No.52370914

The summer also had massive pumps, retail bears will never win.

>> No.52370935

TIL news is just jews with n.

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>> No.52370968

King of the street shitters

>> No.52370987

It might be better than it has been, but the CPI change was probably overly swayed with energy prices coming down. I'm wagering PPI will be a bit nicer, but that it'll still give Feds reason to hike and tamper down all the excitement

>> No.52371020

OUCH. What did you do, bro? Go fucking ham on meme options?

>> No.52371051

What are you fuckers doing to tank these accounts?!?

>> No.52371090

This wouldn't prevent an influx of contracts to replace all equipment that just got destroyed.

>> No.52371813

I took some SOXL profits and have buy orders in place. We might dump next week, but we might not.
Do you know of any events to be concerned about?