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Glad to see business is going well around the world today

>> No.52368423

>>52368395
More proof Elon Musk is a retard.

>> No.52368424

>>52368395
that's the sound of elon makin money baby, it costs 8 dollars for each one of these troll posts

>> No.52368433

>>52368395
No more twitter screenshots. You have to go back, you literal who.

>> No.52368447

>>52368395
>terminally online faggots are paying Elon $8/month/account to troll nobody for an hour until they get banned
>this will also destroy Twitter as a company
This is the best possible outcome for humanity.

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>>52368447
>troll nobody

>> No.52368497

>>52368474
>you can use Twitter for actual stock manipulation now
This is great.

>> No.52368505

>>52368474
An $8 dollars well spent I say.

>> No.52368521

does elon not have future thinking? i have a hard time believing he did not have seen this coming

>> No.52368528

>8 bucks per post
Damn, twitter might go advertiser free by 2023

>> No.52368552

>>52368474
kek

>> No.52368573

>>52368395
Maybe people should just stop taking twitter posts seriously. Maybe the world will become a better place.

>> No.52368607

>introduce 8 buck checkmark
>Eli Lilly, Novo Nordisk and Sanofi lose billions due to trolling
>Musk immediately pulls 8 buck checkmark for new sign ups
Solid planning.

>> No.52368614

>>52368497
Elon did that for years and now he gave us the tools. The most generous billionaire

>> No.52368621

>>52368423
More proof that the entire economy is an sham propped up by complete fucking morons.*
Nobody, NOBODY, should ever have relied on fucking twitter for news. If they did they deserved to eat shit.
>muh social media muh consumer interactivity
Fail and die.

>> No.52368641

>>52368607
Clearly if you're planning to sell checkmarks you should do them via KYC. Especially if they're tied to a payment system. Isn't that obvious to Elon

>> No.52368680

>>52368607
the stock price as nothing to do with the assets of those companies, their shareholders are affected but the price going down doesn't magically show up as a loss on their balance sheet

>> No.52368696

Guess it's his way of fucking (((them))) since he's on the epstein list

>> No.52368742

>>52368680
Ah ok, it's cool then. Ad revenue here we gooo.

>> No.52368767

>>52368474
If you zoom out you can see they experienced this exact same kind of sudden, sharp dump at the beginning of November. It’s not tied to this tweet.

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52368777

>twitter becomes based
or
>twitter gets destroyed

we can't lose chudbros

>> No.52368820

>>52368423
yeah I dont think you need to be a fucking genius to know a real tweet from an obviously fake one. Just look at the username if youre too braindead to tell based on the content of the tweet

>> No.52368830

>>52368474
lmao that 6% drop is $20B in money gone. Not bad for $8

>> No.52368865

>>52368423
>>52368395
>I heckin owned Tesla
What's up cattle boy? Time to open a newspaper

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>>52368777
>LINKies still exist
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.52368951

>>52368621
>>52368820
>>52368865
>Don't make fun of my HECKIN Elon!!!!!
You need to be 18 to post here

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>>52368930

>> No.52368973

>>52368474
Stock drop came 24 hours later. It wasn't the fake tweet that caused the plunge, it was LLY's response.

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>>52368956
cute webm

>> No.52369086

>>52368951
Fuck you fuck musk and fuck twitter
you terminally online faggots need to learn to distinguish between digital and reality

>> No.52369106

>>52368395
That's actually funny, I think I'm going to create a Twitter account, Elon is a genius

>> No.52369138

>>52368474
kek

>> No.52369192

>>52368424
Ho lee fuk
He must’ve made at least $24 by now!!!

>> No.52369252

>>52368423
Incel

>> No.52369286

>>52368930
>LINK $6
>BTC $23,000
>LINK $6
>BTC $16,000

>> No.52369288

>>52368474
Based brainlets

>> No.52369572

>>52368973
lol so it was still related to the fake tweet? What the hell was their response?

>> No.52369893

>>52368973
>>52369572
I wanna know this too

>> No.52369964

>>52368474
all healthcare stocks are down today, people are selling to go risk-on into tech

>> No.52370270

>>52369572
>>52369893
They didn't deny that insulin is a fraud

>> No.52371672

>>52368820
kek I guess you don't know how stupid the average person is.

>> No.52372090

>>52369286
It's over anon. You missed it. Move on.

>> No.52372721

>>52368395
You guys are missing a trick here, some people could get together and use this for market manipulation, you know, get some account names, pump dogecoin, SHIB and whatever other bullshit..... This is a goldmine.

>> No.52372908

>>52368424
$24 closer to paying back $13b loan he took to buy Twitter! Keep on going Elon!