/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52363229]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52361162

[Anonymous No.52363247]

Fun market morning lads.

[Anonymous No.52363274]

>feds closed
>work still wants me to come in and do literally nothing for 8 hours

[Anonymous No.52363285]

CPI is worthless without energy

[Anonymous No.52363295]

Now that I've blown my account up gambling options where do I go from here

[Anonymous No.52363319]

>>52363229
Crypto will always outperform stocks

[Anonymous No.52363324]

>>52363295
Back to the cage

[Anonymous No.52363327]

>>52363295
Buy some Scotch and come back Monday morning.

[Anonymous No.52363330]

OIL barons, our work is done. XLE seems to have reached a permanently high plateau.

[Anonymous No.52363336]

Down 4.2k now thanks SOXS

[Anonymous No.52363338]

>>52363295
the wage cage. Ill be joining you, i had iron condors this week

[Anonymous No.52363344]

>>52363295
find more margin
buy calls and sell before it crashes again
ez

[Anonymous No.52363351]

>>52363295
Turn that frown upside down. Inverse the strategy that's been losing you money. If you were selling then buy and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.52363356]

So why aren’t stocks closed today? Veterans Day means no one gives a jock but Juneteenth? Made up holiday to make nogs stop chilling out in their metropolis, shut down the market. What the fuck?!

[Anonymous No.52363359]

market up, JEPI down

[Anonymous No.52363358]

what happened? I was told the market would crash no matter the results after the midterms since they wouldn't have to pretend everything's fine

[Anonymous No.52363357]

MICHIGAN INFLATION IS UP!!
FUCK!!
IT WAS ALL ALIE! SELL SELL SELL
REAL ESTATE IS DOOOOMED!!

[Anonymous No.52363362]

I'm up 63% for the month, where are all those faggot SOXL haters now?

[Anonymous No.52363363]

>>52363351
This was the inverse of my strategy -- i barely even have a strategy i was just gambling i thinkat this point

[Anonymous No.52363367]

>>52363330
I am experiencing an OXY high.
And I just bought the earning dips too.

[Anonymous No.52363371]

>Fed literally saying that the market needs to go down
>Market not listening

They will need to bring Jerome out at this rate.

[Anonymous No.52363377]

that double top on spy...

[Anonymous No.52363386]

Will coinbase ever go back up?

[Anonymous No.52363400]

>>52363356
you know why

[Anonymous No.52363416]

>>52363371
yeah just ignore the 11 month bear market and 30% drawdown

[Anonymous No.52363419]

>>52363229
How many people do you think committed suicide since the start of the crypto crash?

[Anonymous No.52363424]

What a wonderful day. VOO and VTI are running.
I have profits for the first time in a year.
I didn't fall for the Leverage trap.

How are you all celebrating this wonderful temporary bounce friends?

[Anonymous No.52363426]

Hey bobo,you okay bobo?

[Anonymous No.52363433]

will gush reject 205 again?

[Anonymous No.52363435]

>>52363358
>>52363358
but everything IS fine, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.52363439]

>>52363363
>i barely even have a strategy i was just gambling i thinkat this point
I assume from your attitude that this isn't your main account. If not then try and start giving a shit.

[Anonymous No.52363456]

we got too cocky mumutards

[Anonymous No.52363470]

>>52363426
uhhh yeah, im thinking we're back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU&ab_channel=Bobo

[Anonymous No.52363471]

>>52363439
i mean it's kind of my main -- my other account is just buy and hold, but losing 7k really isn't a small feat. I like many people got caught up in "I'M THE BEST INVESTOR EVER" in 2021 and now here I am

I have realized I don't know shit about stocks and have not done nearly the amount of work I should have and honestly don't even know how to begin to trade because every bit of research i've done has always been wrong and lost me money

[Anonymous No.52363477]

pbr bros we're still getting the divvy in december fyi. Court didn't see any reason to force the suspension of divvy early. Plaintiff can make their case in court later.

[Anonymous No.52363485]

>>52363433
Yes, since oil's about to retrace on news that the Pingwing district of Guangdongzhou is going into another eight months of COVID lockdown.

[Anonymous No.52363488]

So yields are closed today?
How convinient

[Anonymous No.52363501]

>made $1000 trading yesterday to today
>could have made $2000 if I'd just held 2 hours longer
>it was supposed to be a long term hold and now it's above my first buy price
feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.52363504]

URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
U
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UEC
E
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[Anonymous No.52363508]

>>52363488
Degens can still trade TLT and IEF though. Almost nothing can stop this market.

[Anonymous No.52363509]

Fuck you Mumu's and your retarded pump. Now I'm going to starve.

[Anonymous No.52363520]

>>52363295
Try again.

If that doesn't work, McDonalds application.

[Anonymous No.52363521]

>>52363416
>yeah just ignore the 11 month bear market and 30% drawdown
yeah just ignore the 2 year infinity QE Zimbabwe hyperpump and the previous 15 year infinity QE life support zombie market, 30% drawdown is nothing

[Anonymous No.52363524]

>>52363501
As long as you made profit thats wat matters

[Anonymous No.52363526]

what this called?

[Anonymous No.52363552]

>>52363521
Boy you are Dumb with a capital D

[Anonymous No.52363555]

pump my oil bags zoomer faggots!

[Anonymous No.52363558]

>>52363526
Return to normal Volatility.

[Anonymous No.52363560]

Reminder we are all going off grid and switching to homeopathic medicine (i.e. drinking gasoline).

[Anonymous No.52363567]

>>52363485
Command economy at work. China just shuts down districts and disappears dissidents and that allows them to restrain oil prices.

[Anonymous No.52363572]

Why shouldn’t I go all in on SOXS calls on margin right now?

[Anonymous No.52363588]

>>52363567
As long as it also fucks with Tim Apple, I'm good.

[Anonymous No.52363593]

uh oh stinky...

[Anonymous No.52363616]

>>52363295
bobo you okay?

[Anonymous No.52363618]

Everyone's going to get fired

[Anonymous No.52363628]

/smg/ are you ready for Fat Joe to talk to us about inflation?
>it's real
lmao

[Anonymous No.52363635]

The forever crab

[Anonymous No.52363650]

>>52363593
What's down, everythings just stabalising

[Anonymous No.52363669]

>>52363618
I have a meeting with my boss and bosses boss today, (after I complained that they fucked me over on my promotion I was promised) my boss says its just to clear up how the fuckup happened on their side but I don't know if I believe them

[Anonymous No.52363670]

So why did china pop off today?
was it just easier on covid shit?

[Anonymous No.52363671]

>>52363628
https://youtu.be/m_FtKsx3JWo
relevant

[Anonymous No.52363673]

>>52363330
China will pump our bags indefinitely China is number one!!!

[Anonymous No.52363680]

>>52363560
Blows my mind IBM and Oracle are still around

[Anonymous No.52363683]

>>52363572
do it and post results!

[Anonymous No.52363687]

Need a meme of a crab pinching a bull and a bear

[Anonymous No.52363694]

Cleanspark bros... we arn't going to make it are we...

[Anonymous No.52363701]

>inflation went down .02%
Growth is negative even with fake govt propaganda numbers. Hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.52363707]

>>52363670
https://nitter.ca/SofiaHCBBG/status/1590966110975066112#m

[Anonymous No.52363718]

I’m addicted to going on walks during the day and daytrading. I should be working right now but I’m on mile 4 and my 28th trade today. I think I’ve been yellow on teams for 3 hours. Nobody seems to care because nothing seems to matter anymore.

[Anonymous No.52363719]

>>52363552
The global economy has been nonfunctional without a constant injection of infinite free money since 2008, and now that the consequences of the absolutely deranged monetary policy have caught up with us the central banks have been forced to hit the breaks. Do you even understand how bad that is?

[Anonymous No.52363728]

>>52363669
youre fucked kid..

[Anonymous No.52363727]

Stock ticker: BILL
>BILL
BILL
>BILL
BILL
>BILL
BILL
loaded up my bags big when it dipped beneath $100

[Anonymous No.52363736]

Remember it's just money, even if you get rich you are still an ugly loser

[Anonymous No.52363742]

>>52363669
>wtf my badge doesn't work anymore haha?

[Anonymous No.52363747]

>>52363727
i bought 2 shares while singing "BILL BILL BILL"

[Anonymous No.52363749]

>>52363670
the Fed loosening monetary policy / not being as hawkish due to lower inflation is extremely bullish for all markets, not just the US
growth in China will be larger if the Fed has looser monetary policy
not only did it have monetary policy internationally easing as a big boost, they also announced the covid rule changes

[Anonymous No.52363760]

>>52363718
Wagie morale collapsing like that is one of the more interesting dynamics of the past couple years. Doesn't directly show up in statistics really, but it's there.

[Anonymous No.52363770]

Bobo are you ok?
So Bobo are you ok?
Are you ok Bobo?

[Anonymous No.52363772]

>>52363719
You gotta be 18 to post here champ

[Anonymous No.52363804]

>>52363747
YGMI

[Anonymous No.52363805]

Im serious does anyone have any resources for resume help?

[Anonymous No.52363809]

>>52363524
Yeah it's bitter sweet and that's what I tell myself. I didn't expect two back to back 20% days

[Anonymous No.52363816]

>>52363770
Buddy, check SPY computer.

[Anonymous No.52363825]

>>52363816
all in 397 SPY calls

[Anonymous No.52363824]

DOWboomers, this is NOT GOOD.

[Anonymous No.52363832]

>>52363805
I think /g/ has a WFH general,last time i checked at least

[Anonymous No.52363855]

>>52363670
Get your feet off the table
Put on some socks
Turn off twitch you disgusting zoomer
and turn on an episode of x-files
Order a man sized portion of food instead of baby's first lunch lanklet
Open up your blinds and let some light in you ogre
Yep that should do it

[daily inflation nowcasting No.52363856]

daily inflation nowcasting

pivoooot edition

[Anonymous No.52363864]

I day traded today and at one point i was up +$100, at another point i was down -$200, and i stopped trading around 11AM at around +$20. this is better than any video game i've ever played, holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.52363869]

>>52363727
>Bill.com
>14B market cap

What in the dotcom bubble shit is this

[Anonymous No.52363890]

>>52363855
It's not me,thankfully

[Anonymous No.52363891]

>>52363856
Can't believe those cunts were 25 to 35 basis points high. Cleveland is a worthless, piece of shit city.

[Anonymous No.52363899]

>>52363855
>watch x-files
>with the lights on
I’m not a pussy and can watch scary shows in the dark

[Anonymous No.52363907]

MUMU turn the pump back on Please

[Anonymous No.52363910]

>>52363864
sounds like you need some margin

[Anonymous No.52363913]

DXY
EUR/USD
USD/JPY

[Anonymous No.52363917]

>>52363869
Small and medium business invoicing. You can cut back on advertising in the Metaverse but without payments you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.52363919]

DCA bros we can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.52363920]

more good news, surprised no one here is talking about China easing COVID restrictions.

[Anonymous No.52363931]

>>52363890
Look at those genetics passed down the table, poor bastard never stood a chance...

[Anonymous No.52363933]

>>52363920
China reopening is bearish you fucking retard

[daily inflation nowcasting No.52363935]

>>52363891
clevelandbros...

[Anonymous No.52363936]

>>52363920
Most people stay away from chink stocks.For obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.52363942]

>>52363913
>EUR/USD
Good weather forecasts, Ukraine hopium, or ECB fuckery? Something else?

[Anonymous No.52363949]

>>52363931
Anybody can make it bro just have to looksmax

[Anonymous No.52363952]

>>52363913
hail to the death of the dxy chicks

[Anonymous No.52363966]

>>52363933
not for oil...

[Anonymous No.52363984]

>>52363935
Lol, I'm just surprised they didn't pick up on the drop is all. Of course maybe Biden ordered the BLS to "fuck with October's inflation data", not realizing they'd be released after midterms.

[Anonymous No.52363987]

>>52363669
If you're in a vital industry they're probably just gonna apologize and give you some explanation. The explanation will be bullshit, there is no "fuckup", every company is simply hoarding cash for the recession right now. I guarantee your manager's manager is still getting their pay raise this year.

They'll just string another carrot infront of you so you stay. It actually does take more effort finding and onboarding a new person during winter.

[Anonymous No.52363993]

I sold my SOXL for $8.30 for a loss.

[Anonymous No.52364012]

>>52363424
I'm eating chicken tendies for lunch.

[Anonymous No.52364015]

That was the bounce, right? It's all downhill from here for the next 6 months, right? But if you boomer invest it's going to go up 25% over the next X years, right?

[Anonymous No.52364017]

>>52363966
Oil up>inflation up>growth negative>fed deflating to buy real assets with monopoly $ cheaper>the world is just as it should be

[Anonymous No.52364026]

>>52363987
I work in cybersecurity. my boss was profusely apologizing because the higer ups fucked me over so I'm really hoping this is the same case and they didn't take my very politely worded complaint badly

[Anonymous No.52364031]

>>52363931
Eh some people are just born unlucky

[Anonymous No.52364032]

>>52363669
If they fire you for speaking up that’s retaliation.

[Anonymous No.52364041]

Should I invest in BlackRock, and vote against Larry Fink and his WEF cronies every year?

[Anonymous No.52364054]

>>52363471
>I like many people got caught up in "I'M THE BEST INVESTOR EVER" in 2021 and now here I am
I sympathize with that. My day trading strat in 2021 was netting like 10% a week, until the paradigm changed around November and I started losing huge chunks of cash. Do what I did this year and figure out a really flexible intraweek trading pattern for the indexes which are very volatile atm. Learn all the ins and outs, make some mistakes, and then start throwing in your whole port. I'm pretty fucking good at what I'm doing by now and am slowly creeping back up. Wagmi friend. Once this bear market ends were actually going to be as good as we thought we were in 2021

[Anonymous No.52364056]

>>52364026
Put malware on HR's phones. Then either blackmail them into unfucking the promotion or take their nudes as a severance package.

[Anonymous No.52364060]

>>52364031
love this picture
man on his grind, gotta respect that

[Anonymous No.52364066]

>>52364056
>just put yourself in jail bro

[Anonymous No.52364076]

What's the best asset to buy and hold for the next 25 years in this economy?

[Anonymous No.52364080]

>>52363942
Huge shift lower in US treasuries yesterday - banks are closed today. Likely some short covering in the forex as long USD has been the play all year. It kept sliding all night. DXY failed to break past 115, and now broken out of the channel to the downside.
Foreign banks have been trying to fight this move for months now, mirroring Fed hikes, selling down their US reserves, etc.

A dollar crash means we'll be importing more inflation though. Not at all bullish, long-term. However, it's unlikely the Euro in particular can sustain a rally, given the state of their own economy.

[Anonymous No.52364084]

>>52364066
That doesn't sound like a winner confident in his cybersecurity skills. Promotion denied.

[Anonymous No.52364098]

>>52363984
You know, things might indeed be "easing."
In a few months maybe there will only be 2% YoY increases, yet the 8% YoY ones from the year before not going away of course.
The retarded media and the braindead populace will celebrate a slightly lower positive number on top of a significantly larger positive number not only as things getting better but also things getting cheaper LOL
The year 2023 might become full retard.

[Anonymous No.52364103]

>>52363899
The x-files isn't scary I was just saying that room needed some natural light in it. Actually I take that back, the one episode where they find that inbred family was pretty horrifying.

[Anonymous No.52364110]

>>52363910
i really don't. i keep doing well until i think im better than my rules and i start increasing my share size and getting fucked up. i honestly don't know how my gut guides me to the point where i always come back in the end to profit, though. it's a fucking rollercoaster of emotions, though. like, i just want to fuck around trading 10 shares of FAGMAN stocks with good volume for the day, but today for example i wound up trading 100 shares for awhile, then 200 because i was pissed at price constantly changing direction. then when it finally trended i made my money back and then some. but that shit is scary going from 10 shares to 200 shares and the feeling of being -$200 when you were basically trading like $2 risk is... bad, to say the least. i really gotta stop doing that but i HATE losing.

what i REALLY need to do is automate my trading. my strategy based on trend and momentum with proper risk management is sound, my indicators are good and simple (basically just moving averages tbhwy), i just need to follow that shit religiously and not double, triple, quadruple etc down. losing streaks really piss me off though but i have to accept that as part of the game and that winning streaks come too (actually they come pretty often because my system is good and i only trade the first hour or so of the day).

BEHOLD! MY DISEASE! IM STILL GREEN, BAY-BEE!!!

[Anonymous No.52364112]

Why did Berkshire Hathaway sell off their positions in JP Morgan Chase and US Bancorp, but increase their holdings in Bank of America and build up a position in Citigroup? I'd think the first two are stronger than the latter two. What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.52364127]

>>52364054
Same happened to me. You could throw money into relatively safe calls on literally anything and make 100% daily. Think my best day I made 30k. Then things changed and I lost most of it lol

[Anonymous No.52364143]

I closed my QQQ and SPY positions for a $10k loss and now I am all in on JEPI

[Anonymous No.52364145]

>>52345117
you're welcome, /smg/

[Anonymous No.52364152]

>>52364076
guns drugs and mone(ro)

[Anonymous No.52364155]

>>52363931
What about the fact that all those people successfully fucked and bore children, though? You say "poor bastard" but clearly whatever they're doing is working from an evolutionary standpoint, isn't it? They're all successfully breeding.

[Anonymous No.52364159]

I don't know if I should buy more puts to hedge on this pump... or switch over to calls
AAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.52364161]

>>52364145

[Anonymous No.52364166]

Fuck I forgot to short the DOW

[Anonymous No.52364176]

>>52364110
become an algo

[Anonymous No.52364178]

>>52364026
>cybersecurity

Lol you're more than fine. They're legitimately worried you're pissed off and might jump ship. You should (respectfully) lean into being upset. You positioned your finances based on this promised promotion, and now without it and the continued inflation, raising food costs, oil costs, heading into Winter this will hurt you.

[Anonymous No.52364181]

>>52364112
Bank of America offers CDs at up to 2.5% yield. Hard to beat that.

[Anonymous No.52364198]

>>52364181
I get a 2.5% yield with my SoFi checking account.

[Anonymous No.52364201]

>>52364110

[Anonymous No.52364202]

>>52364176
how?

[Anonymous No.52364206]

>>52364178
we literally had my teammate put in his two weeks over something similar last friday so I'm hoping them being nervous about that is the case. there is literally only three of us on our team and one left and I'm considering it

[Anonymous No.52364214]

>>52363931
That's the ideal male body, you may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like

[Anonymous No.52364218]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52364245]

>>52364152
>mone(ro)
True. Even in collapse scenarios, the vice trade goes on.

[Anonymous No.52364246]

>>52363760
*hits blunt*
You know what inflation really is? It's the service sector eclipsing production, then the most useless industries in the service sector eating all the others (hr departments, advertising, etc) until our entire economy is just people pushing paper around dwindling mounds of asian slave labor. We can prop it up with printing as long as the west has all the biggest guns, but reality still leaks through the seems. Everyone knows their job is bullshit that contributes nothing to society and they're tired of pretending.

[Anonymous No.52364249]

>>52364202
first step is to move as close to the NYSE as you can, latency is a killer for profits.

[Anonymous No.52364253]

>>52364110
switch to TQQQ/SQQQ

[Anonymous No.52364265]

>>52364218
>presents

[Anonymous No.52364271]

When’s the dump scheduled for?

[Anonymous No.52364296]

I closed my trading software to save bandwidth in order to download a MSFS update. Don't let the market crash like me.

[Anonymous No.52364306]

>>52364271

June (2024)

[Anonymous No.52364319]

>>52364206
Yeah you're fine. You should bring that up too - nothing about how your coworker didn't get the promotion, just something along the lines of "On top of it hurting me financially, with anon leaving the team that's going to be even more work and stress I have to manage"

Boomers have max fear of cyber attacks right now. My team got a small bump a few months ago because they feared us leaving kek.

[Anonymous No.52364328]

I just saw my account after a while and nearly burst a nut.
Is the bear shit finally over or is this just a trap?

[Anonymous No.52364330]

>>52364296
based and 40th anniversary pilled

[Anonymous No.52364337]

>>52364198
I mean as an investor. Hard to find a better bank than one where boomers are locking their money at 2.5% while treasuries yield 4%.

[Anonymous No.52364341]

[Anonymous No.52364354]

>>52364246
Yeah, it's very interesting to consider what the various types of paper pushing get you. Quality gets you better widgets, accounting gets you reliable information to avoid bankruptcy, HR gets you, well, mostly unhurt feelings for women and blacks. Hell of an ROI there.

[Anonymous No.52364355]

>>52364249
i don't think it's that big of a deal. to be fair i live in MA so i'm not that far from NYSE in the first place. i refuse to live in the city with niggers, though. besides i don't need ultra fast latency for my trades, im not trading millions of dollars a second or some shit. i also only trade the highest volume most active stocks each day so im always good for liquidity. pretty common sense stuff imho.

the real key is automating shit but i've been too lazy to learn enough python to be able to do that. basically have a money making machine.

[Anonymous No.52364357]

>>52363356
banks are closed, but brokers don't have to close. they can continue without settlement. it's your problem, not theirs. if you're smart you won't trade anything that's highly illiquid today.

[Anonymous No.52364372]

>>52364328
>S&P blasts out of a bear market in a single day
bear market rallies are always the most violent kind of rallies. People are looking for 410 spy before they dogpile on most likely.

[Anonymous No.52364387]

>>52364330
We fuckin gaan.

[Anonymous No.52364398]

Aeva holy fuck I just woke up what happened

[Anonymous No.52364401]

>>52364341
>low volume overextended penny stock

you know what comes after the "pump", right, anon?

[Anonymous No.52364416]

[Anonymous No.52364452]

Is JEPI a safe investment?

[Anonymous No.52364474]

>>52364452
In a bear market, sure.
In a bull market, it's only a couple steps removed from a ponzi

[Anonymous No.52364485]

>>52364452
no they were just shilling it on CNBC. Nasdaq 100 is the safest place to keep your money right now.

[Anonymous No.52364496]

>>52364452
>Is JEPI a safe investment?
for as long until it isn't, Yes.

[Anonymous No.52364518]

>>52364452
Short term for some cash generation? Sure.
Long term? Goodness no all your generated cash will decay based on how those funds work.

[Anonymous No.52364528]

>>52364474
>In a bear market, sure.
But does it beat the strategy of "holding cash and not participating in the stock market at" all during a bear market?

[Anonymous No.52364527]

>>52364416
Love each other
Care about each other
And be charitable

[Anonymous No.52364550]

Why isn’t there profit taking?

[Anonymous No.52364566]

>>52364528
I don't know. I haven't done enough of my own math to check. It depends whether it can earn premium from selling calls faster than it will lose money on the underlying assets.

[Anonymous No.52364570]

>>52364485
>Nasdaq 100 is the safest place to keep your money right now.
The tech bubble is over you boomer

[Anonymous No.52364578]

>>52364452
They took over sponsoring these threads after Direxion's SOXL campaign died. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.52364594]

intc 3 handle, congrats intcels.

[Anonymous No.52364599]

Going long on gilts

[Anonymous No.52364601]

>>52364570
That just means it's time to start inflating the next one
>>52364578
Direxion got a 10 day ban for those sponsorship posts...

[Anonymous No.52364605]

>>52364566
>It depends whether it can earn premium from selling calls faster than it will lose money on the underlying assets.
heh

[Anonymous No.52364657]

>>52364605
JEPI is probably best in a crab market

[Anonymous No.52364662]

>>52364570
>the wheel
>plumbing
>boats
>paper
>currency
>trains
>electricity
>cars
>computers
>cell phones
yup this is it, the tech bubble is over, cant go anywhere from here

[Anonymous No.52364663]

Why are you guys so mean to Blackrock, they did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.52364688]

>>52364663
>(((David)))
every
single
time
bros
like
w
t
f

[Anonymous No.52364691]

>>52364662
>inventions in order of most to least good for humanity
it's over

[Anonymous No.52364703]

>>52364601
>Direxion got a 10 day ban for those sponsorship posts...
That was probably the work of those cunts at iShares. Lord knows how many years salary they bribed the janny with.

[Anonymous No.52364734]

>>52364703
Thoughts on this stock? Makes cars. Very high yield.

[Anonymous No.52364739]

>>52364703
Well, Direxion successfully appealed the ban since the sponsorship posts were "parody". But... no more sponsorship posts

Also... now we don't even get bugs?

[Anonymous No.52364749]

How do you guys think shopify will fare?

[Anonymous No.52364760]

>>52364749
Long term they will do great but right now it's just another overpriced tech stock

[Anonymous No.52364805]

>>52364739
>(((Sah'rhah)))
>(((Bah'eth)))
Bros...
broooos...

[Anonymous No.52364813]

>>52364739
>But... no more sponsorship posts
Ah that's a shame.

>Also... now we don't even get bugs?
Seaweed is unironically a good snack, but algae slop? No thanks.

What we need is a long term ETF for physical lean hogs. A ranching REIT or something.

[Anonymous No.52364849]

>>52364452
I will stay 100% in JEPI until the fed stops raising rates. It will be a crab market until that is over. When the fed commits to a pivot and recession worries fade, I will go back into QQQ and SPY.

[Anonymous No.52364869]

>>52363488
Why?

[Anonymous No.52364902]

>>52364760
So should I sell before the day is over?

[Anonymous No.52364925]

FUCK
I BOUGHT AMC PUTS YESTERDAY
GO DOWN FAGGOT
THE COMPANY IS WORTH $1
KILL EVERY REDDITOR GOD DAMN FUCK

[Anonymous No.52364952]

When are people going to find out Elon Musk works with Russia?

[Anonymous No.52364956]

>>52364869
You know why

[Anonymous No.52364978]

>>52364956
i always knew it was the crotatians

[Anonymous No.52364986]

this rally is supremely fucked

[Anonymous No.52364994]

I have a target date fund in my 401k that I make regular contributions to and get the full match. Is it okay if for my brokerage account I just buy high dividend S&P 500 stocks? I know that it won't grow as much, but I'm kind of safe by nature.

[Anonymous No.52365011]

>>52364110
What volume indi are you using to confirm trades? ATR just measures volatility. Or are you taking the ATR of 5 volume periods?

[Anonymous No.52365034]

>>52364994
>set target date to 2025
>retire in 2 years
Literally that easy anon

[Anonymous No.52365047]

>>52364986
soros, munger, buffett...
all over 90 years old.

all the while goys half that age supposedly died from the rona...

[Anonymous No.52365058]

>>52363295
Do what they are doing.

[Anonymous No.52365062]

did the jannies ban everyone or what

[Anonymous No.52365066]

>US defense stocks plummeting in anticipation of a complete Russian exit in Ukraine
you can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.52365078]

should I be selling covered calls soon?

[Anonymous No.52365087]

>>52365062
the who's got everyone this week

[Anonymous No.52365089]

It's hard not to fomo right now as cash gang

[Anonymous No.52365106]

>>52365089
yeah im sure buying the top of the channel in a bear market is a good idea
wait for 410+

[Anonymous No.52365108]

>>52365062
Nah its just people fell for the bear meme,again

[Anonymous No.52365129]

>>52364994
Consider VYM, Vanguard etf selecting for companies with high dividend yield

[Anonymous No.52365134]

Gas went up 47 cents over last week.

[Anonymous No.52365136]

>>52365058
Hmmm I wonder what happened around 2009 and hasn't changed until this year.

Oh, sorry I'm looking at data again. 360 WAS THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM BACK TO BULL MARKET

[Anonymous No.52365152]

Looks like Green boi summer is back on the menu

[Anonymous No.52365157]

>>52364925
Today, we pounce

[Anonymous No.52365159]

>>52365078
I did naked calls yesterday.

[Anonymous No.52365161]

>>52364994
https://www.dividend.com/how-to-invest/earn-dividend-income-every-week-12-stock-portfolio/

This is a good start if you wanna watch the dividends hit the account every week. Then you can adjust from there to add more growth or adjust to your liking. If you dont wanna just take a dividend etf.

[Anonymous No.52365187]

>>52365134
inflation is problematic russian disinformation and has been debunked chud

[Anonymous No.52365214]

>>52365129
I will look at this.

>>52365161
This is cool, thank you.

[Anonymous No.52365241]

>>52365089
Just be a disciplined with DCA. Try to average in over a long period of time and you don't have to worry about anything.
85% VOO
10% an index that interests you
5% individual companies that you like

[Anonymous No.52365247]

>>52365136
my guesstimage is that they will overshoot the peak of 2006-2005 this time.
probably a comparably long plateau of 6.5% to 7.5% and then a reduction to around 5.0% to 5.5% and holding that level for the remainder of this decade.
Yes, the remainder of this decade.
They have trillions on their balance sheet to run off.

[Anonymous No.52365268]

goddamn i made bank on GPRO.

[Anonymous No.52365278]

>>52365247
(addendum)
...which they seem to be doing.
Slowly.

[Anonymous No.52365291]

i can't sleep /biz/ bros and i gotta work tonight after being on vacay

[Anonymous No.52365338]

roll for power hour

[Anonymous No.52365355]

>>52365338
Luckily rolls are only effective for 20 minutes...

[Anonymous No.52365369]

>>52365247
>>52365278
I personally don't think they'll shoot that high, I think 6 is absolute max and very unlikely. However holding rates high for years is required. This is why I spent the last month studying SPY price action for day trades, buy and hold isn't going to cut it post 2009 in such an environment.

[Anonymous No.52365371]

>>52365338
fuck im short the 396 call this is fucking torture

[Anonymous No.52365387]

>>52365338
Looks like crab hour to me

[Anonymous No.52365396]

>buy dwac on monday
>sell on tuesday for an easy 3x on retarded red ditors buying into trump hype

[Anonymous No.52365398]

>>52365369
who the fuck do you think you are pussy?

[Anonymous No.52365407]

BALLers...

[Anonymous No.52365411]

dow is down and nasdaq is up just like i said. lagging tech is catghing up

[Anonymous No.52365416]

>>52365338
GO GUSH
STOP CRABBING AT 200
GO TO 210

[Anonymous No.52365435]

Take note /smg/, the Oil God has spoken.

[Anonymous No.52365441]

>>52365398
Some dude who zoomed out. Who are you?

[Anonymous No.52365469]

>>52365441
thats none of your fucking business but you better watch your fucking mouth talking to me bitch

[Anonymous No.52365481]

>>52365387
roll for crab upwards

[Anonymous No.52365492]

>>52365469

[Anonymous No.52365497]

>Americans have collectively all lost 4% of their money in little over one day
Americlowns you bemutt yourselves

[Anonymous No.52365514]

will options trades cash for yesterday settle monday?

[Anonymous No.52365517]

>>52365497
why is the dollar rugging anyway
foreign central banks still aren't hiking and the fed continues to hike

[Anonymous No.52365520]

>>52365278
lol zoom out, they will literally never sell

[Anonymous No.52365528]

>>52364181
I made 20% yesterday on the internet.

[Anonymous No.52365530]

>>52363295
If you were just being stupid go back to work

If you were one of those suicidal autists who had no reason to live and was trying to make it financially possible to escape society and die alone living free for a little while just go be a hobo. Buy a hunting rifle, a shotgun, and some basic survival shit. If you can, acquire, legally or illegally, a silencer for the rifle so it's easier to poach. .22 or .300blk depending on what you can afford. There's unoccupied land all over alaska and northern canada. There's land in the northwest and southwest where no one will ever realize you're homeless and not camping. Shoot yourself when you hit a wall.

Surely most people who blow up their account were planning to kill themselves because of a bleak life outlook of perpetual wage slavery with no joys to had due to being antisocial autists, and tried one last time before pulling the trigger? What else makes sense?

[Anonymous No.52365533]

>>52365517
They say it's because of the cool CPI, but I'm not sure why that would make the dollar drop

[Anonymous No.52365543]

i hate this clown world...

why is the market pumping so hard?

how long will it last?

[Anonymous No.52365546]

>>52365533
yeah why would fed hiking less make the dollar rug when ECB BOE and BOJ are still in full money printer mode

[Anonymous No.52365548]

>>52365530
>If you were just being stupid go back to work
you can't possibly tell me everyone here is a person trying to survive by trading are you guys? I thought we were all wagies

[Anonymous No.52365594]

>>52365548
It's 4chan and waging is designed to strip you of everything but the bare minimum of human companionship needed to keep a normal person happy, the very thing the average 4chan poster never enjoyed (i mean most of you never even tried to make friends and probably pushed everyone away, and you only feel bad about that because you've been told to) so yes I assume so.

[Anonymous No.52365605]

>>52365520
>they will literally never sell
good thing that bonds mature over time

[Anonymous No.52365615]

>>52363336
Just hold. Bought in yesterday EoD so things could be much worse anon

[Anonymous No.52365620]

>>52365520
>assets in lockstep with rates
>rates have been 0 since 2009
I wonder why they haven't sold! It's okay they'll pivot next month (a pivot is slightly less of a rate hike btw).

[Anonymous No.52365628]

>>52365543
The pumping will continue until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.52365647]

>>52365543
forever, and it'll climb faster than you can imagine

[Anonymous No.52365650]

about time of the day for the calls to get cleaned out

[Anonymous No.52365656]

>>52363552
Literally getting justed over a 30% draw back. There's been zero crashing yet you dumbass

[Anonymous No.52365662]

amazing power lunch hour

[Anonymous No.52365675]

>>52365369
>buy and hold isn't going to cut it post 2009 in such an environment.
Very likely.
I somewhat expect a randomly oscillated crabfest with a downward drift for at least 10 to 12 years from here on out.
(with January 2022 being the highs for the decade)
"High" interest rated, crabbing to downward stock markets, commissions on investment products, debt levels and their necessary interest payments could destroy so much wealth over time. Which is of course needed.
Also I believe that Oil will find fair value at the end of this decade at around $400 to $500.

[Anonymous No.52365681]

>tfw my hedge bets are fucked
Oh well

[Anonymous No.52365689]

GENERATIONAL DIP
BOTTOM
GO LONG
NEVER SELL

INFLATION MEANS NUMBERS GO UP

[Anonymous No.52365694]

>>52365530
>victim blaming

[Anonymous No.52365695]

>>52365530
Most of the autists here only joke about being suicidal, they are all a lot like tinny. Mentally ill, usually NEETs that are given a combination of retard bux and an inheritance of some sort that's enough to get by but not enough to never work again. So rather than being smart and investing the money wisely, and getting a part time job or something, they yolo into options and make themselves think they'll just end it all if they lose the money, not actually believing the end scenario would be losing it all because "they have no idea how dangerous I am" narcissistic attitude from never leaving their home for years at a time and never interacting with anyone outside of 4chan. So when it actually goes wrong and their financial life flashes before their eyes, they won't kill themselves. They'll get a job at McDonald's and tell all the zoomer coworkers about how he used to be a stock broker in the big leagues, while the glassy eyed xanax'd the fuck out zoomers couldn't care less.
>bruh what the fuck are stocks? That shit be sussin fr fr.

[Anonymous No.52365726]

the dollar is fucking crashing

[Anonymous No.52365733]

>>52365650
Lmao I cannot fucking wait to see how you idiots are coping in a couple years

[Anonymous No.52365746]

>>52365694
Meant to quote >>52365594 but I'd been looking farther up into the convo before posting.

[Anonymous No.52365755]

>>52365726
get more

[Anonymous No.52365774]

>>52365726
that doesn't matter. the stock market is healing. buy now, before you miss another 25% rally

[Anonymous No.52365781]

>>52365620
holy fuck, I wish they would sell I just feel like as soon as they get down to 2015 levels they will stop then kick QE into gear again and hope that the world is too fucked to recover quickly

[Anonymous No.52365788]

>>52365726
hold the line dixiebros
inflationary bear markets are our time

[Anonymous No.52365789]

>>52365726
It was worse in Aug.

[Anonymous No.52365797]

I'm starting to FOMO, should I buy this generational bottom?

I feel like everytime I FOMO, the market nosedives the following day

[Anonymous No.52365804]

>>52365726
good, it needs to come down a bit after the run it's had

[Anonymous No.52365858]

>midterms are over
>suddenly the fed has options against inflation
>stocks pumping hard
>no dumping in sight
I FUCKING LOVE POLITICS

[Anonymous No.52365861]

Why is Andrew Peller down so much? Alcohol sales are doing fine.

[Anonymous No.52365860]

>>52365695
If someone quit their job and then goes all in on some options they were probably going to kill themselves

[Anonymous No.52365863]

>>52365435
Do I buy more pdbc while it's down?

[Anonymous No.52365865]

TOPPED.com

[Anonymous No.52365882]

Why the fuck is the dollar crashing? Did yellen allow ftx to hold some treasuries. What the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.52365903]

How long is this gonna last? SPY 450?

[Anonymous No.52365908]

>>52365882
Something is getting fucky behind the scenes that we'll only realize a week or three down the line as some obscure piece of information leaks out from some Swiss bank.

[Anonymous No.52365919]

>>52365860
Nobody here is dumb enough to kill themselves. That's exclusively for naive redditors who actually think GME will be the MOASS. Those retards put their kids college funds into it, took out equity in their homes, sold their homes to live in their cars, all because they actually believe a shitty used video game retailer is going to replace the federal reserve. That's the type of people that kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.52365920]

>>52365882
stop complaining. buy UDN now

[Anonymous No.52365923]

>>52365903
spy 410 tops
not enough liquidity to carry us out of the bear channel

[Anonymous No.52365927]

>>52365858
yeah, every election year november after 2008 has been the same way

[Anonymous No.52365934]

how can i find out how the big boys operate? is there any books that tell how they do things.

[Anonymous No.52365937]

>>52365927
dude every year after 2008 has been a mega pump lole
wonder why

[Anonymous No.52365940]

>>52365726

[Anonymous No.52365944]

LOL STAIRS UP ELEVATOR DOWN RIGHT FOLKS

OH WAIT ITS CLOWN WORLD

[Anonymous No.52365965]

should i long OIL anon ? is it the right time ?

[Anonymous No.52365973]

the dollar is crashing

[Anonymous No.52365987]

>dollar crashing
>stocks can't get anywhere near a new high
not lookin too good mumubros

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52365988]

WTF happened to LMT today? I'm getting fucked hard over here and it's not fucking cool.

[Anonymous No.52366000]

heh it will drop under $30 by close right? 200 shares that were meant to be a long hold won’t get called away right?

[Anonymous No.52366003]

What you believed about value and your reasons for believing it may be
of highest quality, but if the market doesn't share your belief, it doesn't really
matter how "right" you are based on your superior reasoning process or
what you believe to be the quality of your information, because prices are
going to go in the direction of the greatest force.

[Anonymous No.52366006]

>why is the dollar crashing

[Anonymous No.52366040]

>>52365940
>he believes that debt-based wealth ever has to end

[Anonymous No.52366044]

>$13
>$13
>$13

[Anonymous No.52366048]

should I hold my 397 spy calls to right before close?

[Anonymous No.52366057]

Next
>>52366046
>>52366046
>>52366046
>>52366046
>>52366046

[Anonymous No.52366061]

>>52366006
nothing in the macro environment changed to prompt a massive dump desu
unless the forex market is pricing in fed pivot LOLE
its all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.52366062]

So much Euphoria here. You know what to do

[Anonymous No.52366064]

>>52365903
RSI is about 10% from the most intense bear market rally we have had. So I would say next week we start dumping to new lows. Fundamentals haven't changed and JPow might just dig 100bps the next round.

Tldr: market is overbought and due for a new downtrend. Saving Put money for next week.

[Anonymous No.52366069]

>>52366048
dump it. they arent going to let you come intraday

[Anonymous No.52366159]

>>52363358
The pump leading up to midterms followed by dump thesis was a bit flawed. It also didn't line up to historical trends regarding market activity relative to midterm elections. What market likes most of all is resolution of uncertainty. Election results were pretty neutral as far as effect on market, therefore uncertainty bearishness ended and bulls waiting on sidelines rolled in. Something about like that.

[Anonymous No.52366229]

>>52366159
Hey..... that's my NASDAQ Apu avat... meme

[Anonymous No.52366284]

digits and RIDE goes over $2 today

[Anonymous No.52366440]

>>52366229
It's a nice one

[Anonymous No.52366470]

Should I eat cow meat tonight or am I feeling like gamey meat?

[Anonymous No.52367311]

>>52365863
Petroleo? I entered. PBR and E are the only oil companies that seem remotely interesting right now. Yes, the commodity will go higher, but the valuations are getting too high, given the context and environment. I prefer the miners and PM miners at the moment. They move similarly to oil, but their valuations are ass with less apparent risk.

>>52366000
I bought intc at 26 and sold for a smaller position in Dell. I'm not comfortable with holding Intel over 30 or IBM over 135 until 2023 onward. Good luck with your options.