/SMG/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52361162]

Eternal bull market addition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous thread: >>52357872

[Anonymous No.52361198]

Confess your trading sins.

[Anonymous No.52361204]

[Anonymous No.52361205]

Today will be hilarious

[Anonymous No.52361239]

bulltards
never
learn

[Anonymous No.52361243]

Oil?

O I L!

[Anonymous No.52361245]

fuck crypto

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52361247]

Get fucked bulls! The day of the bear has arrived!

[Anonymous No.52361251]

Would /smg/ invest in Germany?

[Anonymous No.52361252]

>>52361198
I STILL hold palantir, since DPO

[Anonymous No.52361256]

only thing that'd make my day is seeing a -20% day now

[Anonymous No.52361257]

>first ftx
>then all of crypto
>then the whole market
this is it. the epic lemon moment

[Anonymous No.52361263]

is the pump continuing?

[Anonymous No.52361273]

>>52361251
Only multinational firms located in Germany, manly car manufacturers.

[Anonymous No.52361277]

Quick someone tell me uhuhhhhh what was I gunna ask again? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh yea! Why did bitcoin dump? It seems to be affecting the stock market.

[Anonymous No.52361280]

Lookin' good so far, bang bang bang!

[Anonymous No.52361283]

Are the beartards looking at the same market as me? Get fucked bobo

[Anonymous No.52361288]

>>52361256
This.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52361293]

>>52361204
Lets make a multi-national centralized source for decentralized anonymous shitcoins. Like lmao, their investors deserve to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.52361295]

i buyed BITO

[Anonymous No.52361296]

my tesla shorts stopped out at 500 dollar profit... looking for another play now, someone help me out

[Anonymous No.52361301]

>>52361251
LMAO YOU SHOULD BE ACTIVELY SHORTING G*RMANY
The Scat lovers are going to do energy price controls in january

[Anonymous No.52361302]

aeva to 500

[Anonymous No.52361311]

>>52361251
lmao fuck no. I don't even want to buy a new BMW.

[Anonymous No.52361315]

>>52361280
Moving fast!

[Anonymous No.52361321]

>>52361283
I’m looking at red dow, s&p, and nasdaq yes

[Anonymous No.52361322]

>>52361256

[Anonymous No.52361323]

My WEED just keeps on going.

[Anonymous No.52361325]

STOP FALLING FOR THIS SCAM DUMP

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.52361326]

Bears truly can be some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet. And poorest.

[Anonymous No.52361329]

>>52361257
Where lemon?

[Anonymous No.52361330]

>>52361198
MMTLP will be the next big squeeze

[Anonymous No.52361333]

can a fellow anon post the tik tok thotties i love them so much and how quirky they are

[Anonymous No.52361334]

>>52361243

YeH I’m thinking OIL.

[Anonymous No.52361355]

>cash didn't settle due to banking holiday
>saved me from a bad trade

[Anonymous No.52361358]

>>52361333
seek God, coomer

[Anonymous No.52361359]

>>52361283
tesla was green premarket now its deep red, there are still good shorts out there. tsla too crowded now and shorts are covering so need to find a new stock now

[Anonymous No.52361362]

>>52361321
It must suck to have an NPC portfolio. By the way, how was the latest Marvel film?

[Anonymous No.52361368]

Ummm SOXL sisters what's wrong?

[Anonymous No.52361383]

Why would I buy into a market that still has another 250 basis points of interest rate hikes to go, that's actively entering a recession and laying off workers?

Explain it to me

[Anonymous No.52361387]

>>52361198
I brought btc this morning right before it dumped. 1000 dollars worth

[Anonymous No.52361388]

>>52361368

[Anonymous No.52361394]

>>52361383
You shouldn't. Retards still have cash to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.52361403]

>>52361368

Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.52361413]

>>52361296
back into tesla shorts

[Anonymous No.52361421]

>>52361383
This is all priced in... Do you think you have some sort of forbidden knowledge or do you understand that everybody is aware of this information?

[Anonymous No.52361424]

BUY.
EVERY.
DIP.
it works

[Anonymous No.52361426]

>>52361368
how do I profit off this?

[Anonymous No.52361429]

>>52361368
Poor kid, I have so much rage

[Anonymous No.52361431]

Pump continues until oil gets to 100. Chinese scam opening talk will goose industrial commodities and energy

[Anonymous No.52361435]

SPY bros....

[Anonymous No.52361439]

Short or long amazon ?

[Anonymous No.52361455]

HERE WE GO BOYZ LETS POO

[Anonymous No.52361456]

>>52361198
I just bought SOXS, am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.52361459]

>>52361424

[Anonymous No.52361464]

Just by DRIP right now and flip it and you'll have plenty of drug and hooker money for the week. You're welcome

[Anonymous No.52361477]

I'm done buying individual stocks. Content with this just rolling on with maybe the occasional dump into more SWPPX for grins. January 2023 is round the bend. With another salary bump, 401k,emergency fund, and pension hike contribution on tap for next year to. Perfect storm of events has worked in my favor (cheap stocks + salary boost in 2021,2022, and 2023)

[Anonymous No.52361478]

>>52361429

That kid while be on pornhub by the age of 19

[Anonymous No.52361481]

>>52361456
Leveraged ETF are a cardinal sin, my son.

[Anonymous No.52361483]

>>52361368
Stop posting trannies. I don't want to see them, I don't want to hear about them, I wouldn't even know what a tranny is without the internet. It's like 0,01% of the population, stop pretending I should care about them in any way.

[Anonymous No.52361485]

>>52361424
HERE WE GO, TOLD YOU

[Anonymous No.52361505]

>>52361413
i want to, but the trade is too obvious, thus useless. see? it is mooning now, my trailing stop saved my ass i'd be pretty much back to 0 profit if i stayed

[Anonymous No.52361507]

>>52361302

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

[Anonymous No.52361511]

>>52361464
i need spiral sliced ham money

[Anonymous No.52361533]

just let TQQQ drop i don't wanna go bankrupt on all these puts I bought faggots there is nothing at all to be bullish about right now

[Anonymous No.52361542]

>>52361511
Ham? In this economy?

[Anonymous No.52361551]

>>52361483
Umm sweaty, we don't tolerate transphobia here. /smg/ is a pro-trans general.

[Anonymous No.52361561]

The good ol’ PPT hard at work. Love to see it.

[Anonymous No.52361565]

>mfw selling CC’s into every oil pump

[Anonymous No.52361577]

Just sold the little crypto that I have. It was on robinhood and who knows if they used FTX. I’m tempted to move my whole brokerage account to Fidelity in case this spills over into equities. But it’s all insured up to $500K, so I’m inclined to leave it for now.

[Anonymous No.52361583]

>>52361511
Well there you go. Easy. How much are those fuckin things now anyway?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52361585]

>>52361551
no it isn't faggot

[Anonymous No.52361591]

>>52361551
hey rocker, whats up my friend

[Anonymous No.52361619]

>>52361542
>>52361583
ham is on sale, fortunately. i will only need to sell 1 naked call to buy.

[Anonymous No.52361627]

>>52361478
>implying it wont get touched by the freak, get mentally fucked, transition,
and 41% before 18

[Anonymous No.52361629]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.52361633]

>>52361577

Same thing here. Really debating if I should bail on RH. I have money in fidelity already but the interface is such shit

[Anonymous No.52361639]

>>52361483
Uhm sweatie this is SOXL country

[Anonymous No.52361646]

And just like that, the market will never be suss again

[Anonymous No.52361654]

>>52361619
Very nice. I was just kidding. I'm finishing up a little 3lb ham I got recently. Lots of breakfast style fry ups. /ck/ out here.

[Anonymous No.52361656]

RIDE up 3.8% lol

[Anonymous No.52361668]

>>52361577
>>52361633
>who knows if they used FTX.
They were a backer, I believe. And yes, you should get off of there. I have serious concerns about RH's sustainability.

[Anonymous No.52361673]

>>52361627

These just keep getting better

[Anonymous No.52361688]

>>52361619
This is for Tennessee, fuck they expensive

[Anonymous No.52361689]

>SLD 186.36
>BOT 185.54

easiest 200 bucks in 30 seconds shorting tesla fuck im lucky lmfao (yes i admit it was luck)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52361690]

>>52361627
I think I'm going crazy, the gravitational lensing makes it look like there's the jew meme in this thumb nail.

[Anonymous No.52361698]

>>52361668
when a brokerage freezes opening long trades in a short squeeze, that was the sign to get off that crappy brokerage

[Anonymous No.52361712]

>>52361688
Yeah, but that's the fancy brand name Honey Baked Ham.

[Anonymous No.52361715]

>>52361633
Yeah the Fidelity interface is truly awful. I have it for my 401(k) and IRA. Robinhood does just what I need it to do and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.52361735]

>>52361715
download active trader pro

[Anonymous No.52361749]

>>52361715
I fucking hate Fidelity. Managing my 401K is a piece of shit nightmare. It's honestly the number one reason I don't leave Reddithood.

[Anonymous No.52361750]

>>52361735

That POS crashes all the time

[Anonymous No.52361751]

>>52361577
>>52361633
There's literally no reason not to transfer to a real brokerage. Would you rather pay maybe $100 in a transfer fee or deal with a year of trying to get your shares back from SIPC?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52361755]

>>52361690
>>52361639
lol somebody got triggered, by a nun holding a cross on a stary night? fucking liberals, like lmao, what doesn't trigger them these days.

[Anonymous No.52361769]

>>52361715
>>52361749
do what this anon says >>52361735
>>52361750
uninstall and reinstall it, its never crashed for me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52361774]

>>52361755
oh now they're deleting my posts just for talking about the photo? Talk about the cover up is worse than the fucking crime.

[Anonymous No.52361776]

Janny confirmed for being a salty bobo lmao

[Anonymous No.52361785]

>>52361689
>yes i admit it was luck
congrats, and after we all know the stock market is just one big casino

[Anonymous No.52361792]

>>52361712
That's just half a ham too for $100. I remember getting a whole one for like $30

[Anonymous No.52361801]

>largest moves happen at 5 AM
This isn't a market, it's not even tradable.

[Anonymous No.52361805]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52361809]

>>52361776

Fag janny deleted my green post about getting a date yesterday. Literal incel hater

[Anonymous No.52361815]

>>52361633
Robinhoods interface is much worse.

[Anonymous No.52361817]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52361818]

watching QQQ/TQQQ trade around is fucking whack right now

[Anonymous No.52361834]

Absolutely crabbish day.
>>52361776
To be fair I was pretty salty when I saw 7.7 but I quickly took the L and started regaining my losses. Being a permaBobo or permaMumu is a good way to not only lose money but keep losing it.

[Anonymous No.52361842]

Can someone please explain to me why in the flying motherfuck the market is reacting to the CONSUMER MOTHERFUCKING SENTIMENT INDEX as if it's a fucking fed meeting? I just got $0.90 of slippage on a motherfucking SPY order. Jesus actual christ. Fuck this cancer.

[Anonymous No.52361853]

>>52361817
You will NOT learn.

[Anonymous No.52361860]

>>52361801
Kneel to the sino-european masters, b*rgeroid.

[Anonymous No.52361870]

AMD puts when?

[Anonymous No.52361872]

Brappers feeling good today

[Anonymous No.52361876]

>Eur/USD
>1.03
Mutts please make the dorrah go up. I have my money in dorrahs and convert them to yuros everymonth. My purchasing power is declining

[Anonymous No.52361879]

>>52361842
market thinks it has correctly priced in a pivot. I doubt the fed pivots until they see a month to month decrease at the least though
>BROOO THE YEAR IS DOWN WE WON

[Anonymous No.52361878]

>>52361842
its done so the market maker makes money off wider spreads :^)

[Anonymous No.52361885]

Uranium stocks popping higher

[Anonymous No.52361889]

i doubled my daily profit target within the first 30 minutes of trading... not sure if i keep going at this point? lmao

[Anonymous No.52361897]

>>52361870
November 29, 2021.

[Anonymous No.52361900]

>>52361853
I am learning. I learn more and more everyday HOW TO GET HEEMED

[Anonymous No.52361906]

**MAJOR MARKET UPDATE**

I have a huge log sitting in my anus right now, I can feel it. I am constipated and haven't shit for 2 days all while eating massive amounts of food and milk (winter bulk). It might be painful shitting this one out.

Key takeaways:

Short GOOGL @ 95
Short META @ 115
Mission BBQ can be used as a stool softener
HD is overbought going into earnings Tuesday, do as you will
DXY is oversold, use UUP to go long. Short against GPB, use FXB
Today's big lifts are Squats, Bench Press, Deadlift
Gold is now bullish trend but close to top end of range @ 1776

I'm going to get some coffee to see if I can get some bowel movement. Good luck out there today

[Anonymous No.52361914]

Aeva is up 10% 2 days in a row

[Anonymous No.52361918]

>You now remember when you bought 1000 GME at $10.10 and sold it for $12
Haha everyone did this right haha

[Anonymous No.52361921]

>>52361879
I'm not talking about a fucking pivot, I'm talking about the 1% tall one-minute candle on motherfucking SPY, which occurred in response to the consumer sentiment index, which is a complete and utter nothingburger piece of news which has no bearing on anything whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.52361933]

>>52361914
AEVA is nice
TY SIR

[Anonymous No.52361940]

>>52361876
Why do it every month?

[Anonymous No.52361941]

come on RIDE baby pump!

[Anonymous No.52361947]

>>52361900
the worst habit in trading is the feeling that you must make a trade. if you are not patient you will always fucking lose, take my word for it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52361950]

>>52361879
There won't be a pivot until there is an economic downturn moron. Rates may stop rising, but they are going to remain high until the economy slows significantly.

[Anonymous No.52361953]

>>52361921
yeah, again, the market is pricing in a pivot, so any sign of al lthat the economy is strong, the market is going to eat up and pump on. It doesn't matter if it makes sense, bulls are retarded

[Anonymous No.52361961]

>>52361619
400 pts... free turkey...

[Anonymous No.52361967]

>>52361879
The fed won't pivot until tech is fucking dead and housing goes back down.

[Anonymous No.52361972]

Pls give me some play anon

[Anonymous No.52361973]

>>52361953
The consumer sentiment index did not indicate the economy is strong. The consumer sentiment index did not indicate anything at all because it is an absolutely worthless metric that nobody on the planet gives a solitary shit about.

[Anonymous No.52361979]

>>52361950
market bottoms before GDP bottoms

[Anonymous No.52361982]

Bulls always win, trust me, the past 100 years of stock progress is just one giant bull trap

[Anonymous No.52361986]

OIL stocks pumping like a roided out tranny

[Anonymous No.52361991]

Sold UPRO calls, what do I buy?

[Anonymous No.52361994]

>>52361921
>one-minute candle
Unironically zoom out you adderal addicted crackhead, who the fuck uses 1m?

[Anonymous No.52362004]

so if theres no pivot do i make my soxs money back... im down 4000 dollars

[Anonymous No.52362006]

What SOXL puts are we buying

[Anonymous No.52362015]

>>52361914
Wow her boobs got big

[Anonymous No.52362026]

>>52361950
wow it's almost like i never implied there was gonna be a pivot

>>52361967
probably, market is retarded

>>52361973
anon the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. Market got injected with a mega dose of hopium. It found something to pump on because even news of "Grandma says economy is great" will pump this shitty market. Just goes to show how far the fed can really take this party

[Anonymous No.52362027]

>>52361994
if you do not use multiple time frames you are trading wrong. 1min candles tell you a lot

[Anonymous No.52362042]

>>52361986
Biden cancelling the strategic oil reserve dumps and OPEN cuts start this month.

[Anonymous No.52362046]

Fuck it just bought 0DTE spy butterflies $394 target

[Anonymous No.52362051]

>>52361940
Bc I could get more yuros for a dorrah the next month. Zoom out on Eur/USd

[Anonymous No.52362072]

>>52361585
Well considering you're dating a tranny I thought you'd be a little more sympathetic
>>52361591
Hanging in there, I'm at war with a very specific janny again, but I'll outlast xer. Always have, always will.

[Anonymous No.52362075]

>>52362026
>>52362006
>>52361973
Bears are 100% in cope-and-seethe mode and it is fucking glorious

[Anonymous No.52362082]

[Anonymous No.52362084]

Are we making money off the bigger pockets retard landlords of what gents?

Don’t do calls they suck on this name. Buy and hold

Price target $125

Asps

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52362088]

>>52361979
The bond market priced in another recession. The market hasn't fully bottomed. Look at my meme lines, we've still a long long long way to go before we reach the bottom of the bottom.

[Anonymous No.52362090]

aeva is up 25% past 2 days

$10 price target which was actually lowered from $20 based on no announcements [[yet]]

[Anonymous No.52362120]

>>52362075
what's there to cope and seethe about? inflation is still eye watering high and after months and months of raising interest rates, at most you've done finally is slow it down. now biden is gonna cancel SPR releases because they don't really give a shit and got what they want and people think the boolroon is back on

[Anonymous No.52362127]

>>52361947
I did this today and thought exactly of what you said. The other side of the coin is very rarely will you time the bottom/top perfectly, so it's still good to average in a direction. Admittedly I did not do that either today.

Why the fuck do I keep forgetting what I want to say here??

[Anonymous No.52362148]

>>52362088
Still prices shit in dollars

NGMI sir it will be worse than you think long term. Here are my similar meme lines

[Anonymous No.52362150]

AAAAAAH
I bought a TQQQ put to hedge against my long positions, and my hedge is already collapsing in value
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52362180]

It's very simple. Puts at 410+ for Feb.

[Anonymous No.52362192]

>>52362150
aren't hedges supposed to collapse if the market goes the way you want it to?

[Anonymous No.52362196]

>>52362127
Pray, reflect, & workout before you start trading. Youre Welcome.

[Anonymous No.52362202]

Make sure to report the janny to 4chan. I know exactly who this tranny janny is, and they are a faggot crypto baby that hates /smg/. We will make sure they lose their job (they do it for free lol. Lmao even.)

[Anonymous No.52362205]

>>52362192
Yeah I guess so

[Anonymous No.52362208]

Are there any major risks putting my money into JEPI? Other than limited upside in bull markets? I just want to make sure that I am not at risk of losing a substantial amount of my portfolio if their strategy goes south.

[Anonymous No.52362218]

>>52361961
based GO points accumulator, the true currency of the future

[Anonymous No.52362236]

>>52361198
I bought audius at 2,6$

[Anonymous No.52362242]

>>52362196
I tore my miniscus tuesday night I can bareley get to the elevator in my appartment.
Otherwise good advice.

[Anonymous No.52362248]

>>52362120
>inflation is still eye watering high
New paradigm, transitory, whatever you want to call it, inflation is a fucking nothingburger. Political theatrics by the ruling class of billionaires who want nothing more than to have shit tons of money and control people. They will not willingly crash the global economy just to fuck with normies, not to mention they make the fucking rules so they can't even crash it anyway

[Anonymous No.52362252]

>>52362127
what's more important than entry and exit, is the actual trade thesis. make sure you actually understand what you are trading, and have reasons for why it would move in the direction you think etc. everyone can see lines and graphs and it is "useful" info but not the reason you make a trade

[Anonymous No.52362255]

URANIUM
U
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UEC
E
C

[Anonymous No.52362261]

>>52362180
I think the target bottom is more ~800 if you look at 2003 and 2009 which both went down to the same.
No idea when though.

[Anonymous No.52362262]

Holy fuck bobo faggots are getting HEEMED

[Anonymous No.52362266]

Markets are healing

[Anonymous No.52362271]

we're still going holy shiiiitttt

[Anonymous No.52362272]

>>52362208
JEPI isn't downside protection

[Anonymous No.52362280]

SOXL bros......

[Anonymous No.52362288]

>>52361885
KING

[Anonymous No.52362300]

Bovid strength is insane.

[Anonymous No.52362314]

>>52361252
>I STILL hold palantir

[Anonymous No.52362315]

>mass euphoria

I don’t like where this is going

[Anonymous No.52362326]

>>52362272
It is only down 13% YTD, and with an 11% yield it looks like it offsets downturns pretty well. Unless I am missing something important?

[Anonymous No.52362327]

This market is really screwing with my sleep
Wednesday night I only got about 4 hours... woke up at 3 am and stayed awake. Last night though, after the big green day, I slept over 10 hours nice and cozy. I don't know how much longer my body can take this volatility

[Anonymous No.52362335]

>>52362315
i do

[Anonymous No.52362357]

>Oil stocks pumping
>about to take profit for a 3 day bender in vegas
>COLOMBIAN waifu just send me nudes
>paycheck hitting in 3 days
>bank account positive
>car full of gas
>hopefully get to see cute co worker is back from vacation today
>sober 3 days

Life is good sometimes bros

[Anonymous No.52362360]

BUDDY CHECK XOM COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52362364]

>>52362315
Return to normal rally means we have so much lower to go. Too bad I’ll be out of bullets by then

[Anonymous No.52362366]

BOBO? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

[Anonymous No.52362372]

>full retard "soft pivot" anticipation euphoria
the FED did it without doing anything at all

[Anonymous No.52362374]

>>52362261
good call, just ignore earnings and everything else

[Anonymous No.52362383]

SQQQ is tanking
the bear market is officer

[Anonymous No.52362395]

how long will it take for soxl to go back to $25 so I can dump these bags

[Anonymous No.52362398]

>>52362326
your yield in absolute terms will decrease with the decrease in share price, also, you are getting taxed on all those distributions. It isn't the worst play, but I wouldn't consider it a capital preserving safe haven in the case of a downturn.

[Anonymous No.52362404]

spy will close over 400

[Anonymous No.52362405]

>>52362372
what is it gonna take for that to stop?
150 bepis?

[Anonymous No.52362413]

god SOXS looks so joocy rn

[Anonymous No.52362417]

>>52361918
i remember when btc was way under a dollar...

[Anonymous No.52362435]

I sold my calls this morning because it looked shaky. Now look at this gay ass nigger market.

[Anonymous No.52362463]

>>52361162
why is everything going up when you have a mini Lehman Brothers happening? I sold Yesterday. I am out for now.

[Anonymous No.52362464]

soxl is almost over bought on the daily rsi lol

[Anonymous No.52362486]

Wonder if my SOXL calls will be in the money today at $14.

[Anonymous No.52362487]

>>52362463
FTX isn't even 1/4 Lehman's assets my man.

[Anonymous No.52362494]

didnt go bullish today. its like i hate money

[Anonymous No.52362496]

Looks like META bottomed out last week. Time to buy before you miss your chance.

[Anonymous No.52362498]

>>52362395
I have 1700 shares @ $9.... I hope it goes below that before $25 so I can double up. Dump SOXL, are you a retard?

[Anonymous No.52362499]

>techshit that had horrible earnings and gigadumped is going up with the rest of the euphoric pumping like nothing happened

[Anonymous No.52362500]

>>52362463
REDDIT THIS IS TOTALLY A LEMON MOMENT REDDIT SELL SELL SELL INFLATION COMING IN LOWER? DOESN'T MATTER LEMON MOMENT!!!

[Anonymous No.52362507]

Higher oil = higher sticky-icky inflation. The rally is obviously fake, gay, and counterproductive. But it will likely continue for a little while.

[Anonymous No.52362519]

>>52362463

>trusting a literal Jew named “bankman” with your fake internet coins

Are crypto investors the stupidest humans to walk the earth?

[Anonymous No.52362524]

>>52362148
>dollars
What the alternative? Genuinely curious, I can't think of another currency that I'd trust beyond 5 years.

[Anonymous No.52362528]

>>52362499
Welcome to retard market fueled by retail autists.

[Anonymous No.52362533]

what price are my soxl sisters planning on selling at, I'm thinking 1000 by eoy is a fair deal

[Anonymous No.52362538]

>>52362405
it's not going to stop anytime soon.
the FED will very likely raise 50bpts or less from here on out and the market will convince itself that this is indeed a "pivot."
like ACKSCHUALLY a pivot, because they are not doing 75bpts any longer teehehe.
and then we'll have the ridiculous debt fueled spending free that will come this holiday season which will make peoples heads spin and give an additional unwarranted sense of comfort that things are a-ok again.

only rising oil and a realization over time that the FED is still raising rates are going to stop what's happening now.

right now, people want this to be true way too much.

probably late spring, early summer '23 is my guesstimate.

[Anonymous No.52362540]

>>52362499
4th quarter earnings will remind them

[Anonymous No.52362546]

>>52362524
XMR

[Anonymous No.52362551]

>>52362519
wait til you see the names of his investors

[Anonymous No.52362552]

>>52362500
Inflation is going down because of a recession incoming you literal retard. Earning are going to fall and PEs will have to adjust further down.

[Anonymous No.52362556]

>>52362499
Get retarded or get left behind.

[Anonymous No.52362574]

>TLRY at 4.20
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.52362577]

Why is tranny steel retard pumping? I thought the steel outlook was extremely bearish.

[Anonymous No.52362582]

SOXL wins again

[Anonymous No.52362596]

>>52362552
>Inflation is going down because of a recession incoming you literal retard
That's not what jobs and economy data was saying dumb nigger. During recession no one spends SHIT and people lose jobs. Where's job losses? Where's layoffs? Where's cut off spending? Everyone is still buying shit like crazy. Take the fucking L and stop losing money dumb permabobo.

[Anonymous No.52362603]

I think we got too cocky mumutards

[Anonymous No.52362604]

What a crazy week, pretty much gained back all of my losses since the bear market started, and all because inflation is a mere 7.7%

[Anonymous No.52362609]

This is excellent. I sold a $30 intel call last week and it’s looks like I’m not going to get assigned. Can’t wait to sell another call on Monday now that it’s gapped up.

[Anonymous No.52362625]

>>52362357
GTE?

[Anonymous No.52362627]

>>52362577
Anon, there's literal fucking war going on in Ukraine. You shorted steel when there's going to be massive rebuilding effort soon? What's wrong with you? Short concrete to get rid of rest of your money too.

[Anonymous No.52362631]

Bros.. Is there something weird going on in the markets?
I can hear a fire alarm going off down the street

[Anonymous No.52362633]

>>52362208
They don't sell covered calls, rather they buy ETNs, which are bond-like notes which employ covered calls to generate yield. Yield will correlate with volatility and inversely with broad upside gain. Jepi beats spx in crab and bear, but loses in bull. Also the risk of the fund manager, JP Morgan, going bust. Astronomically low since they're the biggest GSIB, but still a risk to consider nonetheless. 85% of dividend is unqualified.

It beats spy in the broadly down clown market, since it loses less and volatility increases yield. Not downside protection like other anon said, but better than covered call etfs since it passes on real dividends & theta harvesting and functions 70% like a spx & dow hybrid.

t. Jepi holder for >1yr

[Anonymous No.52362634]

I very literally bought the top and sold the bottom of NVDA.
What do I win?

[Anonymous No.52362639]

>>52362574
now thats a joke

[Anonymous No.52362653]

>>52362631
everything is perfectly fine now is the time to go all in with leverage

[Anonymous No.52362658]

>RIDE at $1.90

[Anonymous No.52362662]

Looks like there are now some loose financial conditions.

Y'all know what we do with loose financial conditions 'round here...

[Anonymous No.52362668]

>My stinkiest bag is recovering

[Anonymous No.52362669]

Hit 25K today
Cashed out
On Monday I will be able to day trade
Thanks /smg/

[Anonymous No.52362670]

CPI is worthless without shelter

[Anonymous No.52362675]

>>52362634
a purple heart
your service will always be remembered anon 2dY6wxlU

[Anonymous No.52362679]

>>52362639
I’m having a giggle
>black panther 2 was ass

[Anonymous No.52362680]

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Now let’s make a long “a” sound… ay-ples and ba-nay-nays.
I like to ate, ate, ate ay-ples and ba-nay-nays.
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Let’s try a long “e” sound… ee-ples and ba-nee-nees.
I like to eat, eat, eat ee-ples and ba-nee-nees.
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How about a long “i” sound… i-ples and ba-nigh-nighs.
I like to ite, ite, ite i-ples and ba-nigh-nighs.
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Great, let’s sing it with a long “o” sound… oh-ples and ba-no-nos.
I like to ote, ote, ote oh-ples and ba-no-nos.
I like to ote, ote, ote oh-ples and ba-no-nos.

I know, let’s make an “oo” sound… oo-ples and ba-noo-noos.
I like to oot, oot, oot, oo-pples and ba-noo-noos.
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Apples and bananas, one more time!
I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas.
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[Anonymous No.52362681]

>>52362596
> company shares pumping because of lay-offs
YEAH I REALLY WONDER WHAT SIGNAL THIS IS SENDING TO THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.52362687]

>>52362625

XOM
NRGU
FANG

been holding for a while now. I’m about to break my ATH

[Anonymous No.52362692]

>>52362596
There's a lag between what happens in the financial markets and the real economy. and another lag between real economy and data. that is why unemployment is a lagging variable because it measures past 12 months.

You can see a lot of sensitive industries starting to layoff workers. this is not reflected in the data yet, dumb cunt. Look at the world around you as well, not just tables. Faggot.

And I have made more money in this bear market than you ever will. I am up BIGLY for the year

[Anonymous No.52362695]

>>52362634

You're on the track to winning the Cramer award.
But watch out, /biz/ is really good at buying high and selling low. The competition here is pretty strong for that award.

[Anonymous No.52362700]

SQQQ just lost critical support. Sell it if you got it.

[Anonymous No.52362704]

>>52362669

[Anonymous No.52362707]

>>52362681
The stock market is not the economy
Someone always posts a picture showing that the market bottoms before the economy does, and the market recovers before the economy does

[Anonymous No.52362717]

hey kid, come over here. keep your voice down. come here, ive got the URLS, the https, the .coms. you can download stocks right to your RAM. im talking free stocks. you ever tried sucking a golf ball through a garden hose?

[Anonymous No.52362718]

>>52362681
No anon twitter laying off stinky pajeets and Faceberg laying off employees because they just sunk billions of fucking dollars into a shit VR game is not "layoffs" it's consequences of retarded decisions of boards.

[Anonymous No.52362722]

>>52362669
>land of the free
>have to have 25,000 dollars just to trade some stonks
Why are Americans like this?

[Anonymous No.52362723]

>>52362500
you are the worst faggot poster on smg

[Anonymous No.52362728]

[Anonymous No.52362737]

>>52362669

I remember hitting $25k and starting to day trade. Shit was so cash.

Now I’m at $50k and fucking with margin. Enjoy the ride .

[Anonymous No.52362738]

>>52362633
the thing that irks me is that JPM themselves are the counterparty to these ETN's that JEPI holds.
which leads me to believe, that if push came to shove, JPM wouldn't flinch and dump on their "customers" (JEPI holders in that case) to cover their ass.
JEPI somehow seems too good to be true and I wonder why it hasn't been replicated by other big institutions yet.

[Anonymous No.52362740]

Are there any actual bulls left or did they get run off by all the faggot ass bears over the last year?

[Anonymous No.52362741]

>>52362596
hey faggot, try reading the news sometimes and keep up
big tech is laying off thousands
job numbers are fake, less than 40% of working age burgers are actually working, lots of them doing gig faggotry
SPR outflows just stopped because midterms are done
all the spending is made on credit, which will come to a halt at some point
WMT and other discounters making bank because people have to make ends meet

[Anonymous No.52362745]

>>52362723
Thanks. I work hard for that status.

[Anonymous No.52362746]

>>52362718
> retarded decisions
oh so like every big tech company the past 12 years. this is just starting

[Anonymous No.52362747]

I wasn't anticipating the amount of crabbing thats happening but god dammit my puts

[Anonymous No.52362754]

>>52361162
OIL BARONS, Welcome to Valhalla!!! https://youtu.be/bgjtsolBxRA

[Anonymous No.52362769]

>>52362741
boomer go

[Anonymous No.52362780]

>>52362552
>a recession incoming
uh no, consumer spending is way to high

[Anonymous No.52362783]

uh Dow Jones bros wtf?

[Anonymous No.52362785]

>>52362741
Sounds pretty bullish to me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52362787]

>>52362723
Who was that? Fucking Janjan deleted that shit before I could see it.

[Anonymous No.52362789]

>>52362486
Sold at .55, looks like the reversal is coming. 370 puts on S&P.

[Anonymous No.52362793]

>>52362754

They doubted us.

[Anonymous No.52362794]

>>52362741
>WMT and other discounters making bank because people have to make ends meet
...if only they can somehow survive the massive invertory buildup

[Anonymous No.52362800]

>>52362634
>>52362675
>>52362695
I thought I was exaggerating but I timed it almost perfectly. Bought in at 335 and sold at 119.
What can I learn from this?

[Anonymous No.52362801]

>>52362741
>big tech is laying off thousands
MUH BIG TECH SIRS PLS LOOK ELON MUSK JUST FIRED ALL OF INDIA SIRS PLS SHORT TWITTER SIRS!!! BENCHOD MUSK MUST PAY!!
>job numbers are fake
Source: it was revealed to me in a dream.
>all the spending is made on credit, which will come to a halt at some point
It will never end because there's always dumb niggers willing to take more credit and jewish banks willing to hand it out.
>WMT and other discounters
Customer defensive making money in hard times? SHOCKING!

[Anonymous No.52362819]

MEGA SUPAR ULTRA DUMP MONDAY
please

[Anonymous No.52362830]

Friendly reminder that any money you're making right now is really just the dollar losing value.
Check out DXY.

If you reposition you can lock in those profits. Eventually this dollar selloff will subside.

[Anonymous No.52362834]

what would happen to chips if china invaded taiwan?

[Anonymous No.52362836]

>>52362819
no.

[Anonymous No.52362838]

Is it time to sell GUSH?

[Anonymous No.52362841]

did you slurp RIDE?

[Anonymous No.52362847]

>>52362801
So you really are just a mentally ill faggot, huh?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52362851]

>>52362801
I think we should be buying offensive stocks for when we bomb the shit out of Iran. I'm talking about LMT and GD

[Anonymous No.52362859]

>>52361162
I can't believe the holy spirit is holding up the market today. Ill admit I didn't see this coming.

[Anonymous No.52362861]

Gilts at an 8 year low.
Do gilts do well during a recession due to guaranteed returns? Thinking of going hard long

[Anonymous No.52362862]

>>52362800
you will get a nice tax loss harvest. Remember to can write off $3000 a year

[Anonymous No.52362865]

Ho hum. Another day of doing nothing. Vacation day for me. Get paid time off due to the holiday.

[Anonymous No.52362867]

OilCHADs
WE FUCKING WON
We're eating good this holiday

[Anonymous No.52362868]

holy shit dxy is getting raped
who could be behind this

[Anonymous No.52362890]

>>52362841
No, for me, it's $cum

[Anonymous No.52362898]

>>52362868
I reckon Liechtenstein.

[Anonymous No.52362902]

>>52362847
Seethe more stinky pajeet. We're going up whether you like it or not. Market believes inflation is over, it doesn't matter what you think. The optimism is a bit overblown and I'll be selling just a little bit ahead of FOMC.

[Anonymous No.52362905]

>>52362868
Gods chosen people

[Anonymous No.52362919]

>>52362868
damn you madacasgar royalty.

[Anonymous No.52362930]

>>52362851
>I think we should be buying offensive stocks for when we bomb the shit out of Iran. I'm talking about LMT and GD
They've been "jawboning" people into anticipating this for almost two decades now.
AND IT'S STILL WORKING HOLY SHIT HOW DUMB ARE PEOPLE?!?ß!ß

[Anonymous No.52362936]

>>52362867
yea my short position looks like a bag now.

[Anonymous No.52362940]

>>52362738
I think it's because JPM is a specialized international diversified banking business, so they have HNWI or other institutional clients they are serving privately to take the other side of these ETNs. Most likely it's incidental to their company moat, which other fund managers cannot provide. Jepi was one of the fastest growing ETFs of 2021, multiplied NAV by x10+.

t. Also JPM holder

[Anonymous No.52362953]

>>52362793
China number one!!! Bless me with your ungodly ability to make tens of thousands of percentage points per year!!!

[Anonymous No.52362959]

This rally will not fail. This time is different.

[Anonymous No.52362968]

>>52362868
if you like it or not,
this is what normal market behavior looks like.

[Anonymous No.52362985]

>check why oil Mumus are euphoric
>it's because oil pumped 3%
That's kind of pathetic and sad. Or maybe I just injected too much 15x leverage turbo certificate crack into my veins.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52363000]

>>52362930
With Bibi back in town, and Trump officially out of the way, bringing democracy to some oppressed Iranian people is on the way. I hope to get a couple cutie Iranian refugees to take into my home while we bomb the shit out of theirs.

[Anonymous No.52363032]

>>52362838
Yes

[Anonymous No.52363044]

>>52362738
QYLD is similar

[Anonymous No.52363058]

>>52362280
I think we are back

[Anonymous No.52363060]

>DXY
out of toilet paper? no problem just use one of these

[Anonymous No.52363073]

>>52363032
Really though?

[Anonymous No.52363098]

>AEVA is up 15%

Why did we laugh at Aeva anon for these past months

[Anonymous No.52363125]

Looking at crypto implode all around me, I am glad I didn't buy any of that BS and just DAC into sensible stocks like KO and AMD. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.52363140]

>>52362859
Flashcrash happened at 10am but the infinite $ supercomputer stepped in within seconds

[Anonymous No.52363142]

>>52362868
If it dumps by another 20% I might start buying US stocks.

[Anonymous No.52363154]

>>52361198
>Confess your trading sins.
I tried swing trading SOXS and SOXL, and I paid dearly for my transgression

[Anonymous No.52363171]

>>52362862
Was in an IRA though :(

[Anonymous No.52363178]

>>52362208
For me it's SCHD.

[Anonymous No.52363183]

>>52363125
kek

[Anonymous No.52363190]

Opinions: Keep DRV or switch it to TMV?

[Anonymous No.52363199]

>>52363171
bummer, buy some AEVA to make u feel better

[Anonymous No.52363217]

>>52362700
>TA on leveraged funds

[Anonymous No.52363234]

>>52363190
50-50 it?

[Anonymous No.52363237]

New

>>52363229
>>52363229

[Anonymous No.52363245]

this double top sussin ong fr

[Anonymous No.52363249]

>>52363237
>early boolish thread
this is bearish

[Anonymous No.52363272]

Isn't the whole reason the stock market continues to go up because it is no longer based in reality. The super wealthy have propped it up with printed money and nothing can cause it to collapse from here right?

[Anonymous No.52363289]

>>52363140
that was the Michigan sentiment report you sperg

[Anonymous No.52363452]

uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.52363979]

>>52362868
Jews can't handle high interest rates, they organized society around not paying taxes by borrowing money at 2%