/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.52357872]

Transitory Edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.52357893]

>>52357872
First for SOXL having another 30% day.

[Anonymous No.52357914]

Second for I dont have a job

[Anonymous No.52357922]

Quick, somebody post some inside info. Throw me a bone insider that lurks here. Thanks in advance

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52357944]

Before the spending cuts and tax rises hit UK stocks

[Anonymous No.52357957]

bobos are so heemed by our face ripping rally they are going through the 5 stages of grief bull bros

denial
>how are we pumping? inflation is still high! reversal into close! sour hour inc
anger
>they turned the printer on! this is a scam fake pump, fuck the jews and retail mumus are so retarded
bargaining
>the crash has to be soon, no way 7% is normal, black monday confirmed, do i go all in on SQQQ? it was supposed to be our turn...
depression
>everything gone to shit, it can only get worse. the economy is terrible. i feel terrible. i have lost so much money
acceptance
>i shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.52357978]

>>52357957
I'm a bobo and literally the moment I saw the giant green dildo I knew my position was fucked and immediately flipped to long. Is it fake? Yeah probably. Does it matter? Nope.

[Anonymous No.52357983]

>>52357944
I think I really will buy puts faggot, since you changed your name. Thanks for the signal

[Anonymous No.52357986]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.52357995]

>>52357986
she doesnt even fit on the graph any more. it's over

[Anonymous No.52358007]

>>52357986
How long until 3m inverts the 20y?

[Anonymous No.52358011]

>>52357995
When she stands.... you need to run

[Anonymous No.52358018]

>>52358007
Anon...
>>52357995
>>52358011
Has the curve even been this invented before?

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358023]

Imagine buying the top yesterday kek

[Anonymous No.52358030]

Watch it be blood red today, and all the bobos got scared off, and will miss out

[Anonymous No.52358034]

>>52357957
Mumus have only one stage
>markets go up
>"line will go up"
>markets go down
>"line will go up"
>yields rise, inflation rises, petrol reserves disappear, QE ends, international markets show signs of looming failure
>"line will go up"
>what will happen today?
>"line will go up"
>what will happen in the next few months?
>"line will go up"
They are broken clocks but they're right oftrn enough that they don't see a need to adjust, they'd rather berate anyone who doesn't choose simplicity.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358042]

LOOK AT FTSE

[Anonymous No.52358060]

Financial conditions easing again. Need some hawkish messaging again

[Anonymous No.52358062]

>>52357893
SOXL 15 by 2pm

[Anonymous No.52358065]

>>52358030
>>52358034
Completely delusional. Inflation came in at 7.7%. You can scream and you can shout but this is what market believes.

[Anonymous No.52358072]

>>52358034
no our clocks work but they're 11 of the same number and 1 is the bear number. we dont care about the other one, that's a rounding error

[Anonymous No.52358079]

>>52358042
Shut the fuck up nigger

[Anonymous No.52358081]

>>52358072
You are agreeing with me

[Anonymous No.52358083]

>>52358062
>SOXL 15 by 2pm
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.52358086]

>>52358034
there is no greater drug than hope
https://youtu.be/q0V-C5yr5sg

[Anonymous No.52358092]

>>52358060
Fed whisperer is gonna say something to spook the market soon

[Anonymous No.52358096]

SOXL spamming is back… Unbearable

[Anonymous No.52358104]

>Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.52358106]

>>52358081
yes, but disagreeing on semantics. Bears miss out on a lot of gains due to shorting bottoms or missing out on high peaks. Now if the market starts shitting itself every 2 years like 2020 2022 2024, then I will convert to bobo.

[Anonymous No.52358116]

>>52358018
Jan of 1981 was pretty bad

[Anonymous No.52358167]

Remember that bullshit rising this much isn't good

[Anonymous No.52358170]

>>52358034
Yes.

[Anonymous No.52358179]

>>52358167
Blah blah blah line only go up retard

[Anonymous No.52358187]

>>52358167
How can I get a job at a hedge fund like kathy

[Anonymous No.52358195]

>>52358167
short covering

[Anonymous No.52358198]

Someone please explain why I shouldn't go all in on UHAL at open

[Anonymous No.52358208]

>>52358179
post your YTD """gains"""

[Anonymous No.52358226]

>>52358198
double debt to equity than similar peers

[Anonymous No.52358231]

>>52358092
Yeah we're gonna get a reminder from Nikileaks that the terminal rate is gonna be high and that seeing such bullishness makes Powell think we need more punishment and we'll get more sob stories of Mumus who beheemed themselves tragically.

[Anonymous No.52358236]

>>52357986
Am i the only one that saw a dick

[Anonymous No.52358243]

Is it illegal to short a company then start a rumor on twitter abusing the verified system to cause it to crash?

[Anonymous No.52358257]

>>52358243
What law is being broken? I'd be interested to know too.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358276]

>>52358243
Hope Elon gets sued and goes broke

[Anonymous No.52358284]

>crashing dollar
>Soaring commodities

Inflation has peaked though right?

[Anonymous No.52358294]

>>52358243
God I hope they're that based

[Anonymous No.52358313]

What time is that oil report?

[Anonymous No.52358340]

>>52358243
>Shorting Lockheed Martin during the Ukraine war.

Yes good idea.

[Anonymous No.52358345]

>futures are pum-
not so fast Amerimumu

[Anonymous No.52358347]

>>52358340
if you look at the intraday it caused a 2% swing today at the time of posting.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358362]

Ruh roh
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-63582201

[Anonymous No.52358373]

>>52358362
UK projected to shrink Q3-Q4 2022. US projected to shrink (again) Q1-Q2 2023

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358374]

>UK GDP -0.2%

[Anonymous No.52358375]

Here comes the oil run. This is what will crush the rally eventually. Might get close to 100 before it ends.

[Anonymous No.52358430]

China easing covid zero? I heard some chintzy shit. 1 test intead of 2, 5 days of quarantine intead of 7, shit they can easily reverse. But rally has to continue.

[Anonymous No.52358441]

>EU ECONOMIC COMMISSIONER GENTILONI: RECESSION TO BE BROAD-BASED ACROSS THE REGION.
You see Mumu, there is no escape from macro.

[Anonymous No.52358442]

I've been DCAing into TQQQ throughout the entire year, how retarded am I?

[Anonymous No.52358451]

>>52358442
Very. UDOW+SQQQ would have been wiser.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358452]

>UK AUSTERITY MEASURES REQUIRED
Imagine being a pensioner in the UK. Can't afford heating. Can't afford food. Can't afford meds. Shit weather. Shit culture. Just kill me

[Anonymous No.52358453]

>>52358442
very, 3x are bad for DCAing due to leverage decay. 2x would have been fine to do your strategy

[Anonymous No.52358462]

Inflation has peaked, meaning the dollar was weak and can only go up from here. Or you reallly don't believe this is peak inflation.

[Anonymous No.52358465]

>>52358442
If TQQQ existed during Dot-com, it still wouldn't have recovered from the highs today.
And that was in a low rate environment.

[Anonymous No.52358478]

>>52358462
look at DXY retard

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358489]

Bobros, I am financially recovering from this

[Anonymous No.52358495]

>>52358478
That's relative to other currencies. and 2, you really think its going to keep going down after a big move like that?

euro interest rate 2%
aud 1%
jpy 0%
china locked down over a flu
you really want to bet their inflation will be lower than ours? also none of them produce oil, we produce the most in the world.

[Anonymous No.52358509]

>>52358495
please refer to the OP image sir

[Anonymous No.52358519]

>>52357922
Insider here, shalom. Between you and me the rug is getting pulled. Sell everything in pm while you still have the chance

[Anonymous No.52358521]

>>52358065
true but I would argue that during the 1970's and 80's, there were periods of cooling that were followed by big increases of inflation.

Never let your guard down no matter how good the markets may look.

[Anonymous No.52358526]

>>52358519
>Insider here, shalom.
lost

[Anonymous No.52358533]

>>52358509
if USD keeps going down it fucks things even worse. look how hard USD dropped april 2002 to sept 2002, SPY also collapsed during this period
the volatility is shit for stocks either way

[Anonymous No.52358561]

I wonder if those headlines of amazon losing trillion dollars in value are pissing investors off already? Even after their epic pump, there's layoffs happening in their divisions like Alexa.

https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2819942952927/tech-layoffs-now-hit-amazon-workers-in-unprofitable-units-like-alexa-which-has-lost-5b-are-told-to-look-for-other-jobs-in-the-company-as-1-trillion-is-wiped-off-its-value?noAds=1&_f=app_share&s=i2

Wonder how many more corners Amazon will have to cut soon? Shut Twitch down and stop selling Chinese bullshit?

[Anonymous No.52358564]

Now is the time to cut your loses. You will never get an exit out like this ever again. They are giving you one last chance to leave before we head to new lows for the next 15-30 years.

[Anonymous No.52358578]

>>52358561
>Shut Twitch down
Yeeeeah, that'd be smart.

[Anonymous No.52358580]

>>52358226
Even with that considered, isn't it still way over sold?

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358594]

Go short GBPUSD

[Anonymous No.52358609]

>>52358578
it would be since its never been profitable for amazon iirc and they have been making some really stupid decisions lately with ads and reducing streamers' pay.
Then there's that rumor of Amazon Prime shit being dropped from Twitch in the future. Its like watching a flower slowly wilting and dying in bullet time.

[Anonymous No.52358610]

>only one third of the month has gone by

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358637]

Bobros, I'm thinking we are back

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358648]

>Hunt added:

‘I am under no illusion that there is a tough road ahead – one which will require extremely difficult decisions to restore confidence and economic stability. But to achieve long-term, sustainable growth, we need to grip inflation, balance the books and get debt falling. There is no other way.’

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358673]

>Hunt: Businesses need to see a long-term economic plan that invests in people, skills, and infrastructure and radically improves our trading relationships with key markets, not least across Europe.”

[Anonymous No.52358680]

Today will be red, sorry mumu

[Anonymous No.52358687]

Good morning Republican "red wavers" and bears

Still lmaoing at your lives

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358692]

>>52358673
>radically improves our trading relationships
He's going to crash the pound

[Anonymous No.52358705]

>>52358687
tranny groomer

[Anonymous No.52358722]

>>52358687
Do Amerimutts even know the results yet?

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358727]

>invests in people, skills
He's going to increase the corporate tax rate and give job subsidies

[Anonymous No.52358731]

What if it's a raging bull market with raging inflation? What happens then?

[Anonymous No.52358733]

>>52358705
>party full of tranny groomers
>old senile man in charge with rock bottom approval rating
>highest inflation in 40 years
>Record debt
>soaring gas prices
>Ukraine/Russia proxy war
And the GOP STILL couldn't trigger a red wave LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52358746]

>>52358687
Marxists and communists always laugh at destroying everybodys lives at first throughout history. After they destroy their enemies, they then start to destroy each other, starting with the useless brainwashed idiots first, and continuing to eats its own until nobody is left to destroy. So keep laughing...

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358768]

>>52358731
You can't have a bull market with high inflation, because business costs are rising faster than revenue. Look at literally any recent company report and see that expenses increased at a much higher rate than revenue

[Anonymous No.52358775]

>>52358746
I'm neither one lol, but yes, I will keep laughing at the party that couldn't blow out an administration that literally had everything working against it. What a PATHETIC performance lmfaoooooo. Oh god, I can't wait until Trump announces his run for 2024 and watch the GOP fight itself on Trumpers vs DeSantis followers. What a fucking clown show

[Anonymous No.52358814]

>>52358687
seethe and dilate sis

[Anonymous No.52358816]

>>52358775
Many people said well before the election that the corrupt republican leadership like McConnell and McCarthy didn't want a red wave. That they wanted enough to barely take the house. If their was a red wave they'd obviously be outed and it would give more power to populists that actually represent the people. Looks like they got exactly what they wanted

[Anonymous No.52358829]

>>52358648
>to achieve long-term, sustainable growth
>in the UK
growth in what exactly? What do anglos even produce?
They have no natural resources, except coal once upon a time, no big industry left, no tech or other trendy shit, nothing. What is going to grow?
For lols I googled "UK exports", and literally their number one export is gold. Which they don't even mine. Their number one export is selling out their own treasures earned/stolen in times past. They're burning their furniture to keep the house warm

[Anonymous No.52358830]

What is the max pain move now, keep pumping and ruin everyone who is shorting now or dump and erase the whole rally ruining everyone who bought after the initial cpi-pump

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358835]

>UK DEFICIT £55B

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358856]

>Oxford Economics, the research provider and consultancy, says next week's Autumn Statement could signal a dramatic swing in UK fiscal policy from too loose to too tight. "In our view, shifting to overly tight policy would deepen the recession that the UK is likely to endure in 2023,"

[Anonymous No.52358901]

tempted to go all in 3x bull etff to get some losses back from yesterday

[Anonymous No.52358917]

>>52358901
ah yes the "reposition to take every punch directly to the face" trade

[Anonymous No.52358935]

>>52358901
You're an idiot and you also probably vote Republican

[Anonymous No.52358940]

>>52358901
I bet we just crab today. A ridiculous move like yesterday probably has a lot of people spooked and on the sidelines at this ultra shitcoin tier volatility, but who knows. Maybe I should sacrifice a goat to the clown gods to increase my favor bar for trading

[Anonymous No.52358941]

uh anon you slurped the EUR/JPY dip, right?

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358953]

FTSE will be down 1$% within a week
Screenshot this

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52358960]

>>52358953
FTSE 12% down within a week

[Anonymous No.52358961]

I feel sorry for people who shorted but with inflation at 7.7 this is an incredibly schizophrenic and delusional move in the market because the goal for inflation is 2.0. this shit will drop more and if you don't think so you are basically retarded. so much copium.

[Anonymous No.52358965]

>>52358941
No thanks I don't want to become an anime girl that has to end up as a prostitute to pay for her massive debt.

[Anonymous No.52358978]

>be euro
>make fun of burger foot fetish
>name your index literally footsie
What the fuck did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.52358990]

REMINDER: Brainwashed by behavioral psychologists, sheep (vaxxies) get the rope, kek

[Anonymous No.52359002]

>>52358990
lmao fuck jabbies, the Mumus of covid

[Anonymous No.52359032]

>>52358687
The good guys held on.

[Anonymous No.52359060]

>>52358917
yes the classic.

>>52358935
imagine being a commie and in to the market? lul lmao

>>52358940
im tempted to watch the day afters performance when there where huge moves like this. i think selloff in to close could be happening.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52359081]

Kek vaxtards

[Anonymous No.52359113]

>>52359081
Karma's a, well, you know the thing

[Anonymous No.52359116]

we are pumping until the next fed meeting. a month straight green

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52359126]

>>52359116
You won't even get a day of green

[Anonymous No.52359130]

>>52359116
Allah willing

[Anonymous No.52359173]

My covered calls are about to be called away...

[Anonymous No.52359177]

>>52358722
There are some things that arent official yet and they’re still “counting”, but it’s roughly figured out at this point.

Dems are gonna retain the senate by a seat again, while the GOP will take the House by about +- 5 seats (which essentially means its another locked house because scabs and rinos will blow up any policy)

tldr status quo somehow maintained

[Anonymous No.52359185]

>>52358453
avg. price = x
sell for x+x
whats the problem exactly?

[Anonymous No.52359202]

god what a fucking week

[Anonymous No.52359209]

Soxl is trending on yahoo
Soon time to short.

[Anonymous No.52359240]

We should've known when Cramer said to sell yesterday morning that everything would keep mooning

[Anonymous No.52359246]

>if only you knew how down things really are

[Anonymous No.52359252]

>>52358961
Treasury price action is the most likely to be wrong. 10yr droped 30bp from the rally its trending floor. Inflation is still just as high as last month and well above 2%

[Anonymous No.52359304]

>>52359032
Gen z just isn’t jaded from all the lies and deceit. Give them another 2 elections.

[Anonymous No.52359308]

>>52359252
But there’s more tightening coming. We haven’t even finished off Europe yet.

[Anonymous No.52359323]

>>52359304
Gen Z was born in slavery. Don’t expect too much.

[Anonymous No.52359331]

>>52359209
The only inverse indicator I trust are Stocktwits and WSB

/smg/ is WSB-lite and I treat it as such.

[Anonymous No.52359342]

>>52359032
>>52359304
Youth turnout was a meme, the actual youth distribution numbers were no more significantly different then they’ve been for since 2016.

Don’t buy that cope. The problem was shit candidates, not turnout.

[Anonymous No.52359344]

>>52359308
You're saying there's more opportunity for cheapies?

[Anonymous No.52359349]

>>52358830
I think max pain on SPY is $380 for both today and next Friday, whatever it's worth

[Anonymous No.52359356]

Hold me bros, that post cpi rally rally reamed my ass... Buy another SOXS?

[Anonymous No.52359369]

>>52359349
JPM said the SPX would melt to 4000 then the next leg down would begin

[Anonymous No.52359378]

What do you think about TSLA?

[Anonymous No.52359386]

SPY 500 EOD

[Anonymous No.52359388]

>>52359032
>implying single femcels saved the day and not assmad RINOs trying their hardest to kill MAGA before 2024

[Anonymous No.52359400]

>>52359304
If no one ever questions anything, then they will remain how they are. They will stay in their bubble. But millions of people are questioning them all the time. We're microagressing them all the time.

Don't bet against America. Free speech wins because it takes balls to accept free speech. It takes strength to stand there while some puny dweeb shouts insults at you and you know you could crush his face with your palm and the earth but you also know you'd regret it for life and it's more fun to invest in stocks and drink coffee instead. So let the puny dweebs talk just don't let them have their bubble.
>SOXL up 3.5% premarket

[Anonymous No.52359404]

>americans STILL haven't finished counting votes

[Anonymous No.52359414]

Is there a database of rich childless old widows I can befriend? Or are they already exploited by corrupt lawyers and judges and nursing home companies like in the movie, 'I Care Alot'?

[Anonymous No.52359424]

SOXL bros...

[Anonymous No.52359430]

So who's ready to watch the market wipe out yesterday's gains?

[Anonymous No.52359432]

I bought SOXL at $12 how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.52359437]

>>52359404
Have to make sure we find all those last minute mail-in ballots that coincidentally all break Dem for some reason :)

[Anonymous No.52359442]

>>52359424

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52359446]

>>52359430
Europe action agrees

[Anonymous No.52359455]

>>52359432
Considering I sold at 12 thank you anon for the relief rally

[Anonymous No.52359473]

>>52357957
See you a 9:30am est, mumu, bring your best pick wojaks.

[Anonymous No.52359541]

>>52359473
I've got a whole bag of em ready Bobo, I just hope I don't break the A button on my keyboard

[Anonymous No.52359546]

are we going up or down? I need an answer

[Anonymous No.52359565]

Yesterday was nice, but I don't feel so good today fellow mumutards...

[Anonymous No.52359571]

>>52357922
>work for major financial player
>dont have any good insider info
Sorry mate

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52359590]

>>52359546
Down. Hard and fast

[Anonymous No.52359596]

>>52359571
Dammit, well it was worth a shot. If you had to guess though, what do you think is likely today? And what is sentiment like where you are?

[Anonymous No.52359599]

>>52359546
We're going up retard. Market is forward-looking and right now 7.7% is incredibly bullish. FOMC will probably plummet the market considering Powell outright said he's not going to stop the hikes early.

[Anonymous No.52359609]

>>52359430
pretty much everyone kek

[Anonymous No.52359622]

>>52359596
Well I'm working from home, so I'm sitting alone in my bedroom. Sentiment is lunch soon, and I might try to clock off early.
Also because of the part of the business I work in, it's seperated from the traders so I'll never have good info.

[Anonymous No.52359637]

>>52359622
>Sentiment is lunch soon

bullish for my frozen pizza in the freezer

[Anonymous No.52359643]

>>52359599
Worst case scenario, Powell does another 50bps and oh no holy shit, he fucked everybody up too badly. Inflation is down to 4% Wtf he did it too fast. Time to calmly pivot
>Powell saves the day

[Anonymous No.52359644]

>>52359546
>>52359565
the music continues to slow. but people have stopped trying to listen.

[Anonymous No.52359674]

>>52359473
FUCK YOU BOBO STAY AWAY

[Anonymous No.52359714]

Who's ready to slurp $cum?

[Anonymous No.52359727]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-11/eu-says-recession-is-now-here-and-inflation-shock-will-linger-on

sounds like we are gonna be pivoting towards a depression everywhere kek

[Anonymous No.52359729]

last time we had a huge up day like this on the nasdaq we were a week away from corona crash bottom. the day after that bottom was another huge up day.

so it can happen going down or going up. both huge days had red day follow them so im going bearish cos history. but could also be the start of a bear rally.

like and subscribe for more broscience

[Anonymous No.52359749]

>>52359729
>cos history
No major crashes happened in Q4. Best case scenario for bears is we crab downwards into Q1 of next year.

[Anonymous No.52359761]

>>52359727
>he doesn’t know 2015-2016 double bottom.

Probably before your time, zoomer

[Anonymous No.52359763]

>>52359404
Americans are still waiting for the ink to dry on the ballots.

[Anonymous No.52359768]

>negative mom core inflation ex-housing
yeah, we're mooning till the end of the year

[Anonymous No.52359785]

we are back oil bros

[Anonymous No.52359787]

1st time buying in 6 months
now that tech is ded what is the new play?
Must be Oil right..

[Anonymous No.52359788]

>>52359729
We need to jump it over the 50 weekly or else.

[Anonymous No.52359792]

Baggie is now officially a (POC) Person of Color, kek

[Anonymous No.52359813]

>>52359761
true but you didn't have covid, inflation, crypto imploding, china semiconductor shit, etc. so on

[Anonymous No.52359815]

>>52359749
im not saying major crash will happen soon. but also we are down 35% so that is kind of like a crash in itself.

[Anonymous No.52359821]

>>52359727
europe is wild.

[Anonymous No.52359832]

>>52359788
similar turn to 08.. yikes

[Anonymous No.52359835]

>>52359177
>somehow

Scientists baffled. Doctors perplexed. Politicians grifting.

[Anonymous No.52359888]

>>52359813
>covid
it's over
>inflation
cooling
>crypto
irrelevant to other financial assets

[Anonymous No.52359900]

Guess whose portfolio is overall green again?

[Anonymous No.52359916]

>>52359900
Billy Ray Cyrus's?

[Anonymous No.52359922]

should I buy soxl now/open or will I get rekt?

[Anonymous No.52359944]

>>52359404
I used to buy into the mail in voting meme but now it really does just seem backwards as shit

[Anonymous No.52359955]

>>52359900
Based and checked. I turned green yesterday too

[Anonymous No.52359956]

>>52359442
Lol why does his shirt say fag and why would he post this

[Anonymous No.52359959]

>>52359922
>pumps 30% in one day
>SPY not far from the 200 dma, the line back in august the precipitated the drop when we couldn't pass it
>should I buy a triple leveraged bull index fund?

yes you should

[Anonymous No.52359960]

>>52359788
The volume between 08 and now is like night and day. Why does it look so different?

[Anonymous No.52359998]

I feel like now is the best time I’ll get to buy long dated outs but also this gay market just might keep going up for a couple weeks so idk what to do biz bros

[Anonymous No.52359999]

>>52359959
thanks anon I can always count on 4chin

[Anonymous No.52360011]

>>52359999
wasted

[Anonymous No.52360017]

>>52359999
wew lad

[Anonymous No.52360059]

gap up premarket to 408 then tank? rsistance from covid,at target to retrace from most recent run up, 200 ma is in the gap left september then aboce that is the resistance line from the start of the downtrend in january

[Anonymous No.52360091]

BUDDY LOOK AT DOLLAR COMPUTER

>>52359369
>SPX would melt to 4000
Easy to do when the dollar is melting down

[Anonymous No.52360110]

Do I panic sell my SOXS?

[Anonymous No.52360114]

>>52359999
Checked

[Anonymous No.52360116]

>>52360091
the entire market is just an inverse of DXY this entire year.

[Anonymous No.52360122]

Jesus Christ my bank serious doesn’t want me buying and crypto they flagged my account and locked me out just for trying to transfer to Coinbase

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52360129]

>>52360059
I can't wait for the contagion from the social media industry to spread to the education and healthcare sectors and we see these teachers and nurses getting laid off so we can kick the recession off in style.

[Anonymous No.52360148]

>>52359835
>Scientist baffled, Doctors perplexed

[Anonymous No.52360150]

>>52360122
Did you try explaining to them that Coinbase is a reputable public company and a favorite of the esteemed Cathy Woods?

[Anonymous No.52360158]

>>52360110
you held through a -30% day, only you whats best for your port at this point

[Anonymous No.52360168]

>>52360129
I hate teachers and nurses, and I hope the recession does swing that far, but I'm not going to hold my breath. Hospitals are one of the consistently profitable enterprises.

[Anonymous No.52360169]

BUDDY ALSO LOOK AT MORTAGE 30YR COMPUTER
>7.08%

>>52360116
I think a better way to put it is that when you remove the dollar's influence it's actually a pretty crabby market

[Anonymous No.52360171]

guys I'm kind new to this
if I just want to keep my money in a safe place for the next 6-10 months should I stick with QQQ/SPY?

[Anonymous No.52360190]

>>52360129
You are officially a nigger now>>52359792

[Anonymous No.52360194]

>>52360171
>safe place
TIPS
>make gains for the next 6-months
UDOW+SQQQ

[Anonymous No.52360209]

> living abroad
> look at clock
> why no banganon
> no Holy shits look at that
Fucking daylight savings mang

[Anonymous No.52360210]

Everyone here still seems so bearish. We just had a 7% up day and are going to continue today. Don't you think the doom and gloom is over?

All in on TQQQ calls

[Anonymous No.52360214]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52360217]

>>52360190
always has been
i mean, jewfro? that's a plain old afro, my nigga

[Anonymous No.52360222]

Yesterday was the peak delusion before the apocalypse, tonight we shidd and fart in hell

[Anonymous No.52360225]

>>52360194
thanks friend

[Anonymous No.52360236]

>>52360150
Yes, as soon as a I mentioned Cathie wood they transferred the money

[Anonymous No.52360240]

>>52360222
>those digits
Apocalypse confirmed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52360248]

>>52360210
One datapoint is not a trend anon. What do you think is gonna happen to gas prices once the SPR is turned off? Inflation moves like a wave and not a line cause retards keep thinking its over until brought back down to reality.

[Anonymous No.52360250]

>>52360222
yep, load up the shorts

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52360278]

>>52360190
well... fuck... I hope you guys stop giving me shit for being with a korean woman now.

[Anonymous No.52360292]

>>52360129
I think they will handle that internally with reduced overtime hours. despite what anyone says there has to be a certified person there that can be the one to authorize that that orders get done as specified and to double check things and do the important nooooticing and interventions. and there is always a "shortage" because hospitals dont want too much staff to keep costs down. so at any moment in time hospitals run a "bare bones" crew. there will likely be a hiring spree of nurses at shitty wages and they will tell them to get fucked if they dont like the pay

[Anonymous No.52360293]

>US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN CAUTIONS AGAINST OVERREACTING TO POSITIVE OCTOBER INFLATION.
You have been cautioned.

[Anonymous No.52360308]

>>52359960
only (((insiders))) were prepped for the 08 crash.

there's been recession and crash talk plastered everywhere this entire year

[Anonymous No.52360309]

>>52357978
>Buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.52360313]

is there a better short than tesla at the moment? i prefer tech stocks. i'll be going in for 200 shares short

[Anonymous No.52360316]

I hope oil goes down... but a man can dream. Maybe Xi will lock down the capital.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52360317]

>>52360293
Throw caution to the wind, today is going to be even better than yesterday!

[Anonymous No.52360326]

>>52360222
digits are wrong. this move has legs.

[Anonymous No.52360335]

>>52360326
this is the sell signal. loading up shorts

[Anonymous No.52360345]

>>52360326
from where idk but we will see... i am out of powder so I hope so. DVR was a big loss yesterday.

[Anonymous No.52360354]

>>52360335
too early, you need to wait for a few small red days in a row where people are still bullish

[Anonymous No.52360370]

>>52360354
not in this market bro

[Anonymous No.52360379]

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

[Anonymous No.52360384]

>>52360293
doubling down on my calls at open now

[Anonymous No.52360393]

>>52360326
It's already down

[Anonymous No.52360394]

>>52360278
That means now you can claim double victimhood, by now claiming that since Jews are persons of color, that the Jewish slave ships of the Atlantic triangle were really transportating Jewish slaves, since Jews and persons of color are now one and the same.

[Anonymous No.52360410]

>>52360393
One down day after a +6% day doesn't matter. Give it 6-8 trading days before shorting.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52360432]

>>52360410
I'ma grab puts at the close. There's now way these gains hold. #Fake&Gay

[Anonymous No.52360443]

>>52357893
where do I buy this shit it isnt on Degiro or Trading 212

[Anonymous No.52360475]

>Tsla red premarket
yessss yesssssss
if there is one stock that will not hold today it is this

[Anonymous No.52360481]

>>52360171
'safe' is short duration bonds like BIL, ICSH. equities are never safe and you shouldnt have money in them that you need within the next couple of years.

[Anonymous No.52360485]

>>52360475
do not say that. i already said i was shorting tesla and you are going to give me bad luck

[Anonymous No.52360491]

>boss and bosses boss scheduled a meeting with me today

bros...

[Anonymous No.52360495]

>>52360379
Good find! Thanks Anon

[Anonymous No.52360504]

>>52360491
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52360523]

>>52360443
You can trade SOXX on 5x with CFDs in t212. But you'll shit and piss if it goes the wrong way.
Or use the bong variant(london exchange is very gay)

[Anonymous No.52360524]

Isn’t it weird how man like women bottoms

[Anonymous No.52360530]

>>52360432
Or you could wait for a 21 handle on the VIX.
You do you though

[Anonymous No.52360531]

>>52360491
they just want to wish you a happy veterans day together, that's all

[Anonymous No.52360534]

>>52360491
Promotion, raise.

[Anonymous No.52360543]

>>52360491
Fired, collect your things wagie. Security will see you out.

[Anonymous No.52360547]

>>52360210
It's cause the 10Y yield dropped yesterday. Watch the yield go up today and stocks falter.

[Anonymous No.52360558]

>>52360491
this only happens to me when they want to dump a project on me that they simultaneously want to have their sticky fingers in.

[Anonymous No.52360562]

>>52360530
my bs theory says VIX will hit 29 first then doomp to 21 then spy will giga crash later on when people think we really hit the bottom and vix finally hits that 40+ spot everyone has been betting on all year

[Anonymous No.52360564]

BTC now dumping, stocks soon to follow...

[Anonymous No.52360565]

>>52360547
Why would yields go up? Inflation is basically over and it's up to Fed to not shit it up.

[Anonymous No.52360567]

>people still don't understand what YoY inflation is

[Anonymous No.52360569]

>>52360530
>knows vix intuitively
This guy fucks

[Anonymous No.52360593]

>>52360564
btc is completely detached from the market at this point

[Anonymous No.52360594]

Can SOXL please stop holding that pre market pump so I can feel less bad about selling yesterday

[Anonymous No.52360595]

>>52360491
Just B yourself.

[Anonymous No.52360598]

>>52360530
>>52360562
>>52360569
there are a thousand shitty stocks to short and you sit on your ass all day waiting for an indicator to tell you when to short the strongest one (the indices). ishygddt. i am going to have a seizure just thinking about it

[Anonymous No.52360604]

>>52360534
thats the thing anon, the higher ups above them literally just fucked me over on the promotion I was going to get two days ago. so unless this is a miracle or something I'm a bit worried

[Anonymous No.52360605]

>>52360564
>stock market follows btc

[Anonymous No.52360613]

>>52358065
>>52358521
Inflation was 6.8% last year at this time. That means the cost of everything is up on average 15% (LOL) compared to 2 years ago. Things have inflated more both in real times and percentage terms, month to month comparisons on inflation are LITERALLY RETARDED when the metric will obviously "cool" as prices hit their fucking peak.

It's like if inflation was 4% at this time next year, but that's about 20% up from 2020. That's not actually "cool" because everything is way up, it's you retards not understanding how the fucking metric works.

[Anonymous No.52360621]

>>52360491
>threesome
h-hot

[Anonymous No.52360627]

I think inflation SUCKS.

[Anonymous No.52360629]

>>52360524
Boobs are like butts without the poo. Men who like butts are more likely to take it in the butt.

[Anonymous No.52360635]

>casino stocks

[Anonymous No.52360640]

Sometimes I wonder if I should say Im bisexual at my job. Maybe it’ll give me slightly more job security since I’d add to diversity or whatever, and what are they going to do? Ask me to prove it?

[Anonymous No.52360648]

>>52360640
>what are they going to do? Ask me to prove it?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.52360651]

>>52360598
are you not long of UVXY? volatility will be high and retard pumps like yesterday are why Im not shorting individual equities right now

[Anonymous No.52360666]

>>52360524
My gf won’t ever let me near her butthole but I like to watch it gape when I spread her cheeks fingering from behind

Long SOXS byw

[Anonymous No.52360670]

>>52360640
Just tell them you identify as an 11 year old lesbian Asian girl. Just say it with a straight face and walk away

[Anonymous No.52360677]

>>52360613
>it's you retards not understanding how the fucking metric works.
Doesn't matter dumb fucking nigger we dumped since to adjust. The pump WILL be retarded and overbought, I will be dumping the moment it starts to look like it's weakening.

[Anonymous No.52360681]

>>52360640
>he has only been to penis inspection day
>he doesn't know about penis inspection+ day for the gays

before you do this, make sure no one in hr owns a fur suit

[Anonymous No.52360684]

>>52360604
Maybe they just want a list of people half the size of your department that you’re willing to let go

[Anonymous No.52360689]

>>52360605
Watch it

[Anonymous No.52360692]

>>52360598
I'm not smart enough to short individual names quite frankly. I go long and hedge with puts, then try to monetize the hedges on VIX spikes and reload when it comes down

[Anonymous No.52360693]

>>52360648
Boss will challenge me to a “gay-off”, if I can survive he will give me a raise

[Anonymous No.52360699]

>>52360651
I avoid ETFs, I long/short individual stocks only, no options. Leverage if needed. I am not an expert on VIX and how its calculated so trading there is simply giving up edge. Staying in your lane is important when trading. Jack of all trades is really just a shitty trader

[Anonymous No.52360700]

>>52360693
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.52360713]

>>52360689
how can stock market follow something which value is literally $0 ?

[Anonymous No.52360716]

>>52360640
Your boss may. Better be careful with that. In all seriousness, I wouldn’t give it a second thought on saying no to/leaving a job based on them wanting to know what I do with my dick. Fucked up. Hence my bearish outlook on the us economy long term. We are structuring things on a house of cards. Have been for awhile. Chickens will come home to roost eventuality.

[Anonymous No.52360724]

>>52360567
people don't understand most things. they simply adopt opinions fed to them by faggots on tv that fall in line with shit they already agree with

[Anonymous No.52360725]

dx keistering
pump day pump day

[Anonymous No.52360728]

>>52360666
The only way my GF let's me play with her ass is only when she's super horny so that's near the end of our sex sessions. Basically everything else is foreplay leading up to anal. I guess she rationalizes it as "heat of the moment". I haven't asked and I'm not going to

[Anonymous No.52360734]

why are we shidding and farting premarket right now? whats the news?

[Anonymous No.52360740]

>>52360699
do you have your standard go to's that you trade or does it change?

[Anonymous No.52360749]

>>52360734
It's literally crabbing you sensationalist retard.

[Anonymous No.52360752]

>>52359342
political exhaustion. you literally can't get away from the news being shoved in your face or some sperg spering out in your personal life over politics anymore. normals are sick of it.

>>52359209
buddy, if you keep knocking my soxl, you're gunna get a visit from my personal army (vidrel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9yexMdzjSM

[Anonymous No.52360756]

>>52360734
Anon the NASDAQ pumped over 7% yesterday, why would a rally of that magnitude continue

[Anonymous No.52360757]

wtf I can't use Brave browser on 4chan anymore?

[Anonymous No.52360758]

>>52360693
>if I can survive

[Anonymous No.52360760]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.52360761]

BUDDY LOOK AT CRYPTO COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52360768]

>>52360734
the news is that 7.7% is no good and markets overreacted yesterday

[Anonymous No.52360773]

>>52360594
Well the guys who bought at 8 dollars and were sad it went to 6 dollars are probably glad.

[Anonymous No.52360778]

>>52360761
A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT BTC TOWER 2

[Anonymous No.52360780]

>>52360640
You could be NB without changing a thing

[Anonymous No.52360784]

>>52359674
too late. SPY 350 is coming by January 1st.

[Anonymous No.52360799]

>>52360740
I specialize in large cap tech stocks and a wider range of small caps. I do fundamental analysis to increase my edge, TA is quite useless, because nobody understands the nuances and the deeper relationship to the company's fundamentals. 100 dollar share price means nothing, but a significant reduction in earning multiple is more important as a benchmark, for example. sorry post is too long. i am currently short tesla with a trail stop, meta is a good pick too for shorts.

[Anonymous No.52360804]

>>52360725
Bond market is closed so nothing will happen today.

[Anonymous No.52360807]

Special shout out to all the vets out there today

[Anonymous No.52360826]

>>52360799
I buy whatever I feel like at the time and sell when ever I get bored of looking at it

[Anonymous No.52360832]

>>52360807
Thanks nigger. I work today and haven't had veterans day off since I left the army.

[Anonymous No.52360834]

prepare your anuses

[Anonymous No.52360843]

>>52360761
>>52360778
FTX commences bankruptcy. CEO SBF resigns.
>source bloomberg

[Anonymous No.52360845]

And just like that, SOXL is about to never be above $12 ever again

[Anonymous No.52360854]

>THE BULL HAS BEEN TRAPPED. I REPEAT, THE BULL HAS BEEN TRAPPED.

[Anonymous No.52360855]

>>52360807
Yes.

[Anonymous No.52360876]

>>52360832
Thank You for Your Service™

[Anonymous No.52360881]

And just like that retail trading on every front will be heavily regulated!

[Anonymous No.52360882]

>>52360761
Alright, can we stop it with these jewish tricks?

[Anonymous No.52360889]

Funds just landed in my account. I can now officially daytrade. And what better way to do it, than to purchase $1000 in SQQQ in premarket? Yesterday's overreaction is gonna dumpster back on open, I just know it.

[Anonymous No.52360905]

>>52360876
Thank you for your cervix

[Anonymous No.52360909]

Did bulls get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.52360912]

>>52360881
lol wasn't it just yesterday he annouced a new raise. no one came I guess

[Anonymous No.52360913]

>>52360881
>they trusted a pubeheaded Holocaust-American
lolé

[Anonymous No.52360920]

Sorry Bobo even in worst case scenario today, government won't let SPX fall 3.5% today. We could have 5-10% retard pumps EVERY DAY and -3.5% next day forever and Mumus would still profit.

[Anonymous No.52360929]

>>52360889
Wait fuck is it based on previous closing balance? Fuck the funds landed after market close. God fucking FUCK I think I'm stuck in this position.

[Anonymous No.52360932]

>inb4 we make a 10% move down after yesterday's retard pump which likely destroyed almost every single retail bear
thanks brandon

[Anonymous No.52360936]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52360938]

Crab day.

[Anonymous No.52360944]

Fucking crypto fags are ruining a perfectly good bear market rally.

[Anonymous No.52360956]

>>52360938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5aXPgZ61s

[Anonymous No.52360966]

>>52360944
where do you think the money is coming from?

[Anonymous No.52360974]

>>52360889
>>52360909
today is heavily weighted towards closing red. banks calculated that 7.7% print would price assets 2.5-3.5% higher and we saw more than double that. a correction is due, and it could be a catalyst for a larger move. dangerous setup for bulls at the moment.

[Anonymous No.52360979]

>>52360909
Always do, overconfidence is a side effect of high test.

[Anonymous No.52360982]

wow hahaha look at btcusd, it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.52360990]

i'm glad I sold my calls yesterday, they would have gotten theta ganged

[Anonymous No.52361002]

>>52360956
>Video not available
Smack My Bitch Up, presumably?

[Anonymous No.52361015]

What causes this dump? We had green futes

[Anonymous No.52361025]

>>52360982
I just brought this is why it happened

[Anonymous No.52361045]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52361047]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.52361055]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52361057]

>>52361047
Nailed it

[Anonymous No.52361060]

FUCK THAT WAS WHAT

[Anonymous No.52361061]

>>52361015
lets just pretend yesterday's retard rally had a reason to happen
>inb4 muh 7%
no
this is just a sick market being volatile

[Anonymous No.52361064]

>>52361015
How about the one of the biggest most completely unjustified pumps in history that we had just yesterday?

[Anonymous No.52361065]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52361078]

>>52361047
Well done.

[Anonymous No.52361091]

>>52361047
happy Friday opening bell anon

[Anonymous No.52361109]

>>52361047
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.52361111]

psst psst guys, buy the dip

[Anonymous No.52361123]

Nigger in the last thread who said bonds suck, you need to readjust your attitude, for more than half the time over the past 80 years of market history bonds have been a better uniform investment than equities. Junk bonds built the backbone of the market reversal of the 80’s which became the tech bubble. The power of locking in guaranteed spreads on margin is a strong one last lien chads know nothing about.

[Anonymous No.52361130]

>>52360799
tesla drilling woohoooo my shorts printing hard

[Anonymous No.52361132]

return of the crab

[Anonymous No.52361139]

>>52361064
>literally inflation decreasing optimism (a bit too much of it)
>unjustified
Dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.52361140]

You got 15 mins to sell or get rekt

[Anonymous No.52361147]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEW THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52353509

>>52353509

>>52353509

>>52353509

>>52353509

>>52353509

[Anonymous No.52361149]

Remember all the coinbase employees saying that the opening bid of $500/share or whatever it was, was insulting?

[Anonymous No.52361148]

>>52361015
you are at resistance and a natural stopping point for the retracement of the previous high and most recent low. could go higher bc its not that far away but we'll see

[Anonymous No.52361155]

>>52361139
It was.

[Anonymous No.52361168]

>>52361147
fuck you GME

[Anonymous No.52361183]

NEW THREAD >>52361162

NEW THREAD >>52361162

[Anonymous No.52361188]

this is the weakest dump I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.52361212]

>>52361147
eternal losers general? lol gtfo

[Anonymous No.52361254]

>options trade didn't settle due to banking holiday
>no cash available to trade
fucking kikes