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What should someone with zero skills or education in their late 20s do? University or tradie?

Just got diagnosed with ADHD and thanks to legal meth I can finally care about life. Obviously everything I do now is late and cringe as fuck, but whatever
>just kys
Nah gotta die someday, might as well try lol

>> No.52357852

>>52357843
Go work at ups

>> No.52357858

>>52357852
Semen retention is a meme we created to mess with incels.
T. Married guy

>> No.52357887

>>52357852
I'd like a skill before I die. A lot of people on /biz/ recommend a CS degree. Idk if I'd rather go to school as an oldfag or get a trade skill. Tough call

>> No.52357918

>>52357858
Thats a pretty ancient prank lol

>> No.52357961

>I played videogames 24/7 and rotted my brain with porn and internet
>Help me (((((doctor)))))) I'm literally have mental disorder #28276

>Please give me pill that will rot my brain further! I'm special and unique!

It's literally over for you. You have fully succumbed to brainwashing by the state. GG

>> No.52357996

>>52357961
>stupid NEET loser you suck!
>"ok I'm gonna improve my life and get a job/skill"
*pops pill*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NOT THAT WAY

>> No.52358016

>>52357858
No it isn't
t. married guy

>> No.52358038

>>52357843
>>52357887
Plumbers, electricians, and carpenters will always have work. I'm a gardener and carpenter but thinking about retraining as an electrician.

>> No.52358045

>>52357887
ups will pay for your degree and has a ton of benefit; also tons of anti-vaxxers and trump supporters work at ups. give it a try, try working at ups for 3 weeks if you don't like it you can just quit, they burn through newbs

>> No.52358806

>>52357843
Can anyone redpill me on semen retention, is it really worth it?

>> No.52358859

>>52357843
Fapping is much better on stimulants. Just enjoy the ride, they won’t work anyway after 6 months of tweaking

>> No.52358926
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52358926

Did none of you have a father who told you how to succeed in life or what? Obviously what you do is:

>1. Learn a Trade
>2. Get job as tradie and just save up all your money.
>3. Do uni courses on the side. DO NOT ENROLL IN A DEGREE. But pay to be officially enrolled in a course. Just one. Then as you only have that one course get an A in it.
4. After completing the first one do another one.
>5. Continue until you have a portfolio of A’s in uni courses.
>6. Quit as Tradie. Officially enroll in a degree and transfer over your entire portfolio of A’s. You will only have a little bit left on degree.
>7. Immediately apply for intern part time positions at big companies by sending over your portfolio of A’s.
>8. Continue with a masters and also your internship
>9. After graduating then get a job 100k+ starting as you also have tradie experience on CV
>10. After being a full time employee then start doing M.B.A and leadership courses on the side
>11. After working full time for two years and also with an MBA you will get promoted to project manager with 300k/year salary

>> No.52358984

>>52358926
Cool, did something simillar by learning a trade (electrical technician) then applying for a student job for three years before landing a comfy full time job based on trade + experience, however I never finished my degree.

>> No.52359026

>>52358926
>12. Die from random freak accident

or you could just
>1. Do anything you want
>2. dont give a fuck
>3. neet until dead

Who had the better life here really?

>> No.52359670

>>52358926
>work a back breaking trade at a 100% savings rate
>string along one course per semester - at two courses per year (maybe even a third if you catch a lucky summer semester!!) you will have three years towards an undergraduate degree in only... NINE YEARS!! with this easy trick you can get a 4 year degree in exactly one decade, why yes I am a genius
>double down and get a masters
>work 120 hour weeks for the rest of your life
>boom. success.
your father appears to have told you how to be a moron

>> No.52359805

>>52358926
>t. MSc in Dumbassery