/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52350926]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52348308

[Anonymous No.52350939]

time to buy GBTC

[Anonymous No.52350961]

>>52350926
it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.52350966]

Bull bros......... How we feelin?

[Anonymous No.52350976]

Latest bear cope just dropped

[Anonymous No.52350980]

I hate bulltards so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.52350981]

>market rallies 20% on 7.7% inflation print and Powell getting cucked by the doves
I take back what I said. Even Arthur Burns wasn’t this impotent.

[Anonymous No.52350986]

Someone said flip a coin and buy upro or spxl yesterday... I bought UPRO calls and made $2k today. Thank you, bro!
Also, I sold some SOXL calls today... What the fuck do I buy?

[Anonymous No.52350991]

I do not enjoy much media, and yet I enjoy the memes based on media anyways.

[Anonymous No.52351010]

>>52350980
You had a year. What do you think the natural state of the market is?
This weekend we will rub it in your face until you shit your pants.

[Anonymous No.52351013]

>>52350986
>What the fuck do I buy
Buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.52351028]

Anons, is this what it felt like in the year of 1929? The sense of dread from that euphoric pumping, right before the epic crashing?

Inflation going down a little and stocks rallying despite everything still being fucked up just doesn't feel like a healthy market to me. Recession going into depression is becoming more real now.

[Anonymous No.52351040]

>>52350981
powell isn't very good at being diplomatic. so unfortunate

[Anonymous No.52351043]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52351058]

it's over bear bros

[Anonymous No.52351064]

>>52350897
what do you mean anon.
>>52350851

charlie munger says get to 100k invested even if you have to buy everything with a coupon and walk to work until you get there.
I have been driving a 30 year old truck, I budgeted $300 a month for food and saved 40% of my income for the past 5-6 years. No trips to greece to take instagram pics. only traveling to see family in the holidays and even then would buy my tickets ahead of time for like $200-300. granted i own 20 acres and bought a house last winter. Now that i have those things secure i am just stacking.
you WILL make it out of poverty you WILL own property you WILL secure the future of your children WAGMI

[Anonymous No.52351082]

>>52350926
Disgusting whore yeild curve, gross inverted slut. So shameful to have her curve so inverted for all to see

[Anonymous No.52351084]

>>52351064
>charlie munger says get to 100k invested even if you have to buy everything with a coupon and walk to work until you get there.
what's mungers plan after 100k has been accomplished?

[Anonymous No.52351085]

>>52350976
Jfc, it's physically painful to be on the losing end of these and the bulls who have been holding are down 30% already so it's not even that good for them either. It's like there are no winners in this market except the jews

[Anonymous No.52351094]

>>52351028
we are 30% down from the highs bro. chill tf out.

[Anonymous No.52351109]

>>52351084
that you can lay off the gas a bit (not stop investing entirely) and let compounding interest do most of the heavy lifting.

[Anonymous No.52351114]

Imagine not going all in on 11/11 SPY 400c today at close. Clearly futures are showing tomorrow will be a repeat of day, and you’re a fucking retard if you think it won’t be.

[Anonymous No.52351120]

bought these on a whim yesterday, i like PINS sort of an underdog and women love the app, especially bullish considering IG is deteriorating.

hold? buy more?

[Anonymous No.52351136]

>>52351084
yolo it all on weeklies, its a lesser known talk of his

[Anonymous No.52351144]

buy bbby buy gme buy amc... we are back baby!

[Anonymous No.52351176]

Eternal damnation is upon you mumu and you can't even see it.

[Anonymous No.52351180]

I made $1300 today. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.52351192]

So all in on soxl? Bros?

[Anonymous No.52351198]

>>52351180
Let it ride, of course!
(not financial advice)

[Anonymous No.52351209]

Any work from home chads here? How was your day doing nothing but answering one email

[Anonymous No.52351244]

We may have peaked inflation, possibly, but then I remember that in in the 1980's inflation had cool down periods only to surge up way higher.

Energy prices rising will definitely fuck with inflation too I reckon. The real inflation numbers still got to be higher than reported.

[Anonymous No.52351245]

>>52351136
kek

[Anonymous No.52351246]

>>52351028
Stocks bottom before the recession ends, before the economy and unemployment get worse.

[Anonymous No.52351278]

im up like 2.6k today, pretty sure its the biggest 1 day gain ive ever had. its making me kinda nervous. market pumped in overdrive it appears too good to be true so it probably is.

[Anonymous No.52351284]

>>52351180
I wish I did stuff 8n high school

[Anonymous No.52351310]

All you had to do. Was go all in UTZ. You had one thing.

[Anonymous No.52351316]

I sold half my SOXL at closing today, was this a retard move?

[Anonymous No.52351321]

I think Bobos are dumb. Do you agree?

[Anonymous No.52351346]

>>52350926
What do they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.52351350]

>>52351316
Yes. I bought more SOXL and averaged up to $12. TA suggests $20 by EOY.

[Anonymous No.52351352]

>It’s not getting worse so we’re back baby
Retard market

[Anonymous No.52351374]

>>52351246
i cant read this chart

[Anonymous No.52351388]

>>52351352
the funny thing is, it is still getting worse, just more slowly

[Anonymous No.52351390]

>>52351352
>It’s not getting worse so we’re back baby
Wrong. It's still getting worse, just slower than expected

[Anonymous No.52351395]

>>52351321
this one is too much.

[Anonymous No.52351410]

>>52351316
i sold half my calls, then used half of that money to buy cheaper 0DTE's so I win no matter what

[Anonymous No.52351421]

>>52351374
It's 6 different recessions. The blue dotted line is the sp500. It always bottoms months sometimes even 6 months, before the recession is at its worst point.

So when Bobo says "things are horrible out there why are stocks going up". That's now how equities are priced.

[Anonymous No.52351429]

>>52351321
incredible picture

[Anonymous No.52351439]

>>52351421
This post is bearish

[Anonymous No.52351442]

NATTY GAS PLEASE GO UP

[Anonymous No.52351444]

>>52350966
I loaded up my entire yearly contribution limit to my roth IRA yesterday, after converting twice as much from cash to ETFs last week. So I am very pleased today

[Anonymous No.52351462]

>>52351421
>the only one that didn't was the delusional speculative tech bubble
>we're in a delusional speculative tech bubble
uh oh

[Anonymous No.52351468]

everything will dump next week, -20% for most stocks

[Anonymous No.52351476]

SCHWAB BROS WHAT THE FUCK

Is this why my shorts get got?

[Anonymous No.52351481]

>foster a financial system that cannot function without low rates since 2009
>starts buckling at 2%
>the flu pushes us over the edge
>snapped back to 0%
>now at a crossroad between hyperinflation and forcing a r(d)epression that will be even more painful than it should have been because the can was kicked so far down the road
Do you all think the 2020 to early 2022 euphoria will go down in history books?

[Anonymous No.52351484]

>>52350961
not yet retard

[Anonymous No.52351508]

>>52351481
the solution is simply to produce so much stuff that it counters hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.52351509]

>>52351421
the layoffs just started retard

[Anonymous No.52351513]

These LETFs were formed in 2012 just after ZIRP became the norm. They will not survive environment of extended high interest rates.
One day of irrational exuberance is all you will get. The chop loss will become increasingly more relevant with crabby low yield markets.

[Anonymous No.52351517]

>>52351468
this but the opposite. institutional investors are going to be panic buying bonds as they fear rates have peaked out. the 10 year is crashing down, and will continue to have money flow into it as yield starved pensions and insurance investments need somewhere to go. as yields drop, equities obviously look more attractive. this will be the narrative pushed in future weeks and months. this is the turning point.

[Anonymous No.52351518]

>>52351462
Just don't own tech lmao

[Anonymous No.52351520]

You know the 1929 crash doesn't seem that bad all things considered. It was 3 years from top to bottom and we're already almost 3 years removed from COVID which seems like yesterday. Time moves fast.

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52351526]

I told you guys a few days ago that nasdaq would rally 2000 points and you laughed

[Anonymous No.52351532]

>>52351468
If there's a correction it will be brief and short, nothing bad until December

[Anonymous No.52351535]

>>52351520
now look at how long it took to get from bottom back to the ATH

[Anonymous No.52351541]

>>52351520
>we're already almost 3 years removed from COVID which seems like yesterday

[Anonymous No.52351547]

>>52351509
Look at the stagflationary 1970s in the first chart. The sp500 bottomed well before Payrolls went down.

[Anonymous No.52351555]

wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.52351559]

The only 2 times I went in with size was Feb 19 2020 and Dec 28 2021. Both times i was down 30%+ within a month. I'm scarred from those times guys. I have so much cash and want to buy, but those old Bog ghosts still haunt me.

[Anonymous No.52351560]

Markets and cycles move faster because of how technology and access to markets and data work today. The fed can change its policy overnight and lower or raise rates at the push of a button.
You guys understand this right? You aren't comparing 2022 to the 1920s right?

[Anonymous No.52351572]

How do you make profit from low mcap/volume stock?

[Anonymous No.52351573]

>>52351535
The new money you put in on the way down has a lower cost basis. Just chalk up the money you had in before the crash as a loss. That really only fucks people who were close to retirement at the top. Of course the hard part is having stable employment and disposable income during a depression so you have money to DCA around the bottom.

[Anonymous No.52351590]

>>52351555
CPI?

[Anonymous No.52351592]

>>52351520
Best part of the GD was the deflation part. We won’t be that lucky.

[Anonymous No.52351608]

>>52351572
my general observation has been people wait for volume uptick signals to trade these indicating more interest than usual.

[Anonymous No.52351609]

I am 36 and have never even kissed a girl. Any good tickers for this?

[Anonymous No.52351624]

Hey mumu. I'll be honest. I was expecting a fake pump of some sort, but this is far more than I expected. Congratulations.
BUT.
you know what they say...
what goes up...
must come down. lol.

[Anonymous No.52351625]

>>52351520
I wonder how long the second great depression will last, assuming that we will be getting into one soon?

[Anonymous No.52351646]

>>52351560
Honestly, I think the markets would be a lot better if:
1. Stocks could be traded 24/7
2. Companies had to release earnings daily. They have computers, they can calculate it... they already do for internal use!
3. CPI, unemployment, payrolls, etc were calculated and released daily.
4. The Fed set the rates to 10 decimal places and updated them every hour

[Anonymous No.52351647]

>>52351625
Let's consult the Nikkei 225.

[Anonymous No.52351663]

>>52351609
SQQQ
JEDI
BBBY
also, go to a strip club
offer a stripper $20 to kiss you
if she says no, up the price, or find another stripper

[Anonymous No.52351667]

>>52351560
No, we're comparing it to 2018, 2008, 2001, pretty strictly.

[Anonymous No.52351672]

>>52351663
Would they really do this?

[Anonymous No.52351673]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLHtV_S2HZw

[Anonymous No.52351687]

>>52351646
>Economic data becomes so fast paced that all large-cap companies must rely on algos for management to remain competitive

[Anonymous No.52351691]

Why are futures flat?

[Anonymous No.52351694]

>>52351646
24 hour options trading is needed

[Anonymous No.52351699]

>>52351672
most women are like this. but going to a strip club makes it easier because they telegraph it up front
> also not financial advise

[Anonymous No.52351707]

>>52351520
>we're already almost 3 years removed from COVID
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.52351713]

>>52351691
Crab tomorrow, death monday.

[Anonymous No.52351728]

>>52351691
futures are always flat until like 3am

[Anonymous No.52351740]

>>52351691
because asia isn't open

[Anonymous No.52351751]

>>52351672
I'll let you in on a little secret, nearly every single stripper will fuck you if you offer enough money

[Anonymous No.52351754]

>>52351687
Well, the job of a trader is just to turn the dials and move the sliders on the AI configuration panel... they'd be like DJs! FUN!
>>52351694
Definitely

[Anonymous No.52351760]

wagie wagie trapped in gagie

[Anonymous No.52351769]

>Futures

It just keeps going

[Anonymous No.52351772]

>>52351246
>>52351421
>>52351547
>we still haven't closed below the 200 MA
The downwards movement we saw this year is nothing but a cool off from two years of the line going straight up. The recession is just beginning.

[Anonymous No.52351778]

>>52351673
i liked the first selected ambient works better than the second,
however two of his best tracks are on the 2nd.

[Anonymous No.52351786]

>>52350976
I mean it’s fucking very obvious you midwits. Sell longs before the next Fed meeting 12/14, in facto probably best you get out before Nov CPI which is unironically released the day prior. Oh and Jupiter also transit BACK into Aries on Dec. 20th but that’s just a classic astrological nothing burger. Take fucking HEED.

T- works on wall st

[Anonymous No.52351788]

>>52351573
> Of course the hard part is having stable employment and disposable income during a depression so you have money to DCA around the bottom.
Investor should have read the fine print about considering whether they could continue to invest in a down market. It’s in every prospectus.

[Anonymous No.52351792]

>>52351772
whatever man just let me enjoy things

[Anonymous No.52351803]

>>52351547
so june was the bottom

[Anonymous No.52351821]

>be me
>got absolutely heemed today
>mfw i know i overstepped my boundary and have a money due
>call my broker ahead of time so they can leave a note and i don't get margin called
>tell my broker what should i do, my strategies don't work, i feel like shit, i will never be able to financially recover
>broker tells me "listen buddy, if i knew what would happen next in the market, i wouldn't be working on the phones"

based broker at least made me smile a little

[Anonymous No.52351845]

>>52351792
damn, son

[Anonymous No.52351867]

Fuck soxl gonna be 20 tomorrow and I didn't fomo :( it always goes down like this!!!!

[Anonymous No.52351873]

>>52351792
How badly is that wash sale going to fuck you?

[Anonymous No.52351881]

>>52351792
at least you're having fun selling covered calls

[Anonymous No.52351882]

>>52351778
I wanted to post the Xtal video with the nuclear bombs going off but it looks like youtube removed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tOutF8B3f8

[Anonymous No.52351889]

>>52351867
If it was gonna be 20 tomorrow, it would be 20 today. Nothing has happened that would warrant that move. But hey, you could see another move, or a war ending, or some other white swan desu

[Anonymous No.52351905]

Biden is going to start arresting political opponents. He's talking about digging for something to charge Musk with. We're a third world banana republic now and that should be extremely bearish.

[Anonymous No.52351924]

is there enough to go around?

[Anonymous No.52351929]

>>52351882
what's your guess. will he make a "comeback" of some sorts?

[Anonymous No.52351944]

Bobo will have his revenge. I promise you that, Mumu. The market has not bottomed this cycle, I can promise you that.

[Anonymous No.52351947]

There is no reason tomorrow or Monday would be red. We closed above resistance.

[Anonymous No.52351950]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52351959]

>>52351929
No idea but hopefully he will return when we need him most
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBwUJMZNOgQ

[Anonymous No.52351961]

>>52351691
Because today was a gigantic bull trap, people are prepping for the mother of all rugpulls soon

[Anonymous No.52351964]

the more everyone thinks this is a dead cat the more I'm buying.

[Anonymous No.52351965]

>>52351905
imagine if they charge musk, but find a way not to charge Bankrun-Fried their 2nd largest donor

[Anonymous No.52351966]

>>52351873
only about half of it by dollar amount is subject to wash rules

[Anonymous No.52351975]

>>52350926
I'm selling all my SOXL for $12 in preparation for a juicy little dip. Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.52351982]

/Pol/ niggers report in. Are the Russian Ukraine reports true. Are they retreating not only from Kherson but from other places as well? Or is this another tacticool.

I think SOXL will go to 20 if this war ends.

[Anonymous No.52351990]

>>52351947
+1. What more bad news can come after crypto went belly up and barely moved the market? Russia is retreating, house prices are starting to come down to normal levels, and companies that actual make sure are getting proper valuations, while digital assets are getting an ass kicking. If ~7% inflation sends the market into euphoria, what is gonna happen when it's clear the pivot is in? A meltup so big, it crashes the economy.

[Anonymous No.52351991]

[Anonymous No.52352010]

I'm low-key considering buying some APE while it's hovering above the $1 mark. I already have a few shares that I'm holding post-split a few months ago but I'm feeling this might be a half-decent play.

[Anonymous No.52352013]

Is today what you finally get after 9 days of NNN?
Must we keep holding on for more gains?

[Anonymous No.52352030]

>>52351559
read market psychology books. they will help. i took my biggest loss today and im pretty unfazed by it.

ive read what ive learned losing million dollars and now reading mark douglas first book.

[Anonymous No.52352050]

You literally cannot prove today wasn’t a reversal. Inflation has already peaked and the next hike will be 50bp or less. I really believe SPY will be 450 EOY.

[Anonymous No.52352053]

>>52351965
kikeman seemed to signal that they were trying to spin up a narrative to keep bankman out of jail

[Anonymous No.52352058]

>>52352013
keep it up magic nut man, please and thank you

[Anonymous No.52352066]

>>52352050
Do it. Go all in with leverage. You're a knife catching genius.

[Anonymous No.52352074]

>>52352066
You couldn’t refute my point.

[Anonymous No.52352079]

>>52351950
Look at him go!

[Anonymous No.52352084]

Is there ever a reason to own bonds? Everything that isn't long term are barely better than cash, but long term opens you up to massive inflation risk if america's debt ever gets out of control

Is there anything wrong with just staying with stocks?

[Anonymous No.52352087]

Long as the bank keeps that interest rate at 3.00% (or higher) on my savings account, I don't give a damn what happens..

[Anonymous No.52352097]

>>52352050
I think bulls have a solid case building for them. Bears had our time, and I must admit I was wrong about CPI (I thought it'd print at 8 to 8.1). 7.7 shows that inflation could be coming down in a real way, and bonds are already pricing in at least one or two rate reductions sometime late 2023.

[Anonymous No.52352101]

>>52352074
I don't need to, you're obviously right.

[Anonymous No.52352103]

>Dogecoin going up

[Anonymous No.52352110]

>>52352074
we will know if you have one once SPY climbs above 410. it isn't that far away. I wager it isn't going to work out so hot. The energy situation has yet to completely resolve itself and is capable of a nasty resurgence.

[Anonymous No.52352114]

>>52351959
I dig those old 80s/90s california (presumably) skateboarding amateur videos.
The Knife - albeit another genre of music - used something similar in one of their more popular songs https://youtu.be/pPD8Ja64mRU
Also Jonah Hill's "Mid90s" is a great watch in this regard.

[Anonymous No.52352120]

>>52352097
bonds are pricing in a recession

[Anonymous No.52352127]

>>52352120
Absolute retard

[Anonymous No.52352138]

CURB IT MUMU THIS IS SUPER SERIOUS

[Anonymous No.52352142]

There are two types of people on /smg/: bears and people who don't understand the bond market.

[Anonymous No.52352152]

Need this FTX news cycle to end. At least "two more weeks" is useful for estimating people's attention spans. I want /biz/ to go back to the way it was last week. Crypto is cancer.

[Anonymous No.52352154]

>>52352142
The bond market is implying the worst is behind us.

[Anonymous No.52352190]

>>52351346
Everyone's selling 3 month bonds so they can buy stocks now and buy back into bonds at a better rate as the fed raises interest rates?

[Anonymous No.52352201]

>>52352154
retards like this are why we're nowhere close to the bottom

[Anonymous No.52352212]

>>52352114
yeah old videos like that work with music for some reason. decent song I hadn't heard it before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF1sfqnp8kk

[Anonymous No.52352213]

>>52352154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM-NGndzBFo
no it's not

[Anonymous No.52352215]

>>52351346
>>52352190
Post the one from today.

[Anonymous No.52352225]

green numbers :)

[Anonymous No.52352235]

>>52352127
well I guess it's not really pricing in until the curve uninverts, ignoring the double dip recessions of the early 80's.

[Anonymous No.52352242]

>>52352050
>Inflation has already peaked

This is the consensus herd position. Inflation is decreasing, but there is still heavy supply-side structural inflation that the Fed can't do anything about. The SPR needs to be refilled at some point in the coming months and OPEC has signaled prices are going to get much worse and this is permanent. Global oil production peaked in 2018.

The shift to alternative energy technologies will create massive inflationary pressure on the metals resources needed for them. It's going to take many years for the inflation to work its way through the system.

[Anonymous No.52352249]

>>52351180
In my opinion, and many others we have some room up before the next major hurdle (this years downtrend that has fucked us all year with sandpaper dildos). This is on most indices/etfs. Be wary of federal reserve events. Week or
Two depending momentum. Just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.52352277]

>>52352213
Mannarino was saying something different though and I’d rather trust what he says instead of an animation with no context,

[Anonymous No.52352296]

>>52351246
The time scales are different for Covid. This looks fishy.

[Anonymous No.52352299]

>>52352249
Yeah, I'm fully expecting SPY 400ish, maybe up to 405 or so. Then we get ratfucked all the way back to the middle of the channel at least.

[Anonymous No.52352301]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52352308]

>>52352138
>stocks going up is bearish

[Anonymous No.52352318]

>>52352277
Inverted yield curve is a classic recession signal. So is CPI topping after a big spike. So is unemployment bottoming. All it takes is 5 minutes on the St Louis Fed website to see this.

[Anonymous No.52352339]

its a freak show of epic proportions

[Anonymous No.52352341]

>>52352318
Ok sure but the yield curve is delayed, the recession is ending and stocks have already bottomed I think.

[Anonymous No.52352343]

would you buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.52352352]

>>52352299
407.32 is the 200 day moving average, good point to pay attention to.

[Anonymous No.52352366]

another one bites the dust. Imagine not using the rally to sell the rest of your crypto

[Anonymous No.52352369]

HANG SENG IS UP 1000 POINTS

[Anonymous No.52352379]

futes dump on blockfi news

we won

[Anonymous No.52352383]

i sold jxn shares for a small profit to buy more oil

[Anonymous No.52352386]

>>52352366
>>52352379

[Anonymous No.52352389]

[Anonymous No.52352394]

>blockfi
>shitcoins

Literally WHO GIVES A FUCK

[Anonymous No.52352400]

>>>/tv/176658608
>>>/tv/176658711
>>>/tv/176660232
>>>/tv/176661028
Is this where the "2 scoops" tripfag name comes from? Holy shit for years I thought it referred to scoops of protein powder like it was a /fit/ meme.

[Anonymous No.52352399]

>>52352352
In that case we probably make like 409 and some change to pull in people thinking we're breaking the 200 day, then we bust back down to trap bulls.

[Anonymous No.52352405]

>>52352308
Correct. If it was a 2% day it could have been believable. But mumu proves there's too much exuberance and liquidity just waiting to bring inflation back to 10% the second he slips up. Meaning if he actually does 50bps after seeing this rally, we're going into stagflation like he said he wasn't going to allow. Arthur hayes, not paul volcker. Fed loses all credibility, inflation accelerates, bitcoin goes to $40k.
You can pick one and only one.

[Anonymous No.52352408]

>>52352400

[Anonymous No.52352426]

nothing is gonna stop this pump unless jpow announces a 200 bepis hike effective immediately or some shit

[Anonymous No.52352429]

>>52352408
I assumed it came from Rich Piana.
I do not watch TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUmD3ZYS38

[Anonymous No.52352437]

Excuse me but crypto dying is bullish because that excess liquidity will go into the market and also bring down inflation by sending Bingus Coin holders to the job fair where they will compete with Chanlink baggies for day laborer temp positions by underbidding each other. The NASDAQ will exceed 12000 tommorow.

[Anonymous No.52352438]

Why the fuck is the dollar down of inflation was lower then expected?

[Anonymous No.52352443]

>>52352308
>>52352405
"Stocks going up is bearish" sounds like one of those Gimmel level phrases from this chart.

[Anonymous No.52352454]

>>52352426
>nothing is gonna stop this pump
EU CPI tomorrow also OPEC on monday

[Anonymous No.52352459]

>>52352429
I miss him so much, bros

[Anonymous No.52352464]

>>52352341
>Ok sure but the yield curve is delayed
NO, the *entire fucking point* of looking at the yield curve is that it is a *leading* indicator.

[Anonymous No.52352470]

>>52352454
EU CPI doesn't matter, only America's inflation matters. Few understand this.

[Anonymous No.52352474]

>>52352438
defy-fag why are you here?

[Anonymous No.52352477]

>>52352454
>EU CPI

[Anonymous No.52352504]

>>52352366
Hmm that whole bullshit with ftx and binance got me thinking...what if that huge bull rally today wasn't because of CPI, but it was due to Blackrock tricking everyone else to pump so they can make some of their cash back after bankman fucked up?

Just a thought. I'd expect futures to dump even more now because of that news, more stocks to slurp.

[Anonymous No.52352509]

>>52352454
My RYCEY better pump tomorrow so I can dump it finally at only a 20% loss. Fucking Eurofags I swear to God

[Anonymous No.52352528]

Why are futures dropping on no news?

Also how rich am I gonna be tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.52352542]

>>52352443
That's an old version
I can add that line to the chart though, I'll make a note for next time

[Anonymous No.52352550]

damn futes crashing

[Anonymous No.52352553]

>>52352528
Nigger we moved up 5.5% today, its not going to go up in a straight line. I think we don't see 400 until sometime next week.

[Anonymous No.52352563]

>>52352528
imo anything between -20 and +20 is just crabbing

[Anonymous No.52352568]

>>52352528

[Anonymous No.52352580]

>>52352504
That’s interesting.

[Anonymous No.52352595]

>>52352528
Based FOMO retard

[Anonymous No.52352600]

>>52352580
These keep getting better and better

[Anonymous No.52352608]

>futes -.08%
OMG ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.52352616]

>>52352608
SOMEONE DUMPED 250 E-MINI NASDAW 100 CONTINUS CONTRACTS ITS JOEVER

[Anonymous No.52352646]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.52352647]

>>52352600

They do! My collection is getting hefty.

[Anonymous No.52352654]

>>52352504
Plausible. I found it interesting timing that this happened right as the DXY is rolling over

[Anonymous No.52352700]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52352757]

>>52351028
>he wasn't on biz in 1929

[Anonymous No.52352762]

Wow a 7.3% pump on the Nasdaq, completely normal and organic market movements!

[Anonymous No.52352765]

Give it to me straight bros.... should I have sold at 3:59 today?

[Anonymous No.52352781]

I hate jannies and niggers so much. I love anime and jepi tho.

[Anonymous No.52352784]

The markets will continue healing until morale improves

[Anonymous No.52352792]

My job fucked me over on my promotion, and my whole team on raises. so now I got to dust off my resume and start applying elsewhere. it fucking sucks bros. especially when you genuinely have a comfy gig going. hope your careers are doing better than mine right now

[Anonymous No.52352807]

>>52352792
It isn't but I am going blind and planning on quitting anyway to move boxes or something I guess when the recession is over with.

[Anonymous No.52352814]

>>52352528
Anon I think you're going to regret buying these

[Anonymous No.52352815]

>>52352792
Good thing you post on biz and have a healthy portfolio to fall back on.

[Anonymous No.52352823]

>>52352815
I'm sitting on about 80k cash too so I'm probably better off than most

[Anonymous No.52352843]

Welp looks like the college debt forgiven plan has gotten the ax.. This isn't a "pause" either. It's halted, full stop.https://www.lex18.com/news/national/federal-judge-halts-bidens-student-loan-forgiveness-plan-in-court-again

[Anonymous No.52352853]

>>52352843
Bullish

[Anonymous No.52352858]

>>52352843
Right after the midterms,might just be a coincidence though.

[Anonymous No.52352871]

Uh Bobo?
Yes, uh...I need you to bend over. Don't ask any questions.
We clear?

[Anonymous No.52352880]

>>52352858
damn I almost grabbed the carrot this time

[Anonymous No.52352909]

>>52352296
Cuz each recession is different, covid is a very unusual one, but the trend is the same: stocks bottom before the recession ends + way before the economy is at its worst point

[Anonymous No.52352918]

>>52352700
hahahaha yes!

[Anonymous No.52352941]

>>52352765
Yes 99% of people that bought today are going to het fucked

[Anonymous No.52352947]

>>52352909
Do you feel like we're already midway through the layoffs?

[Anonymous No.52352951]

>>52352909
The recession hasn't started yet.
GDP is 4% and un-rate is still low.

[Anonymous No.52352973]

We still have a lot more to fall don't we

[Anonymous No.52352975]

i fucking hate this market it went down like 20% every other day on small caps

and then jus decides to pump 30% for no reason

i'm still down like 90% from december

[Anonymous No.52352990]

>>52352941
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.52352992]

>>52351646
Based technocratic optimizer.

[Anonymous No.52352994]

>"noooooo you can't have a melt up because of lower than expected inflation data"
>"yes we are having a 1929 stock market crash because bingus coins are crashing, i read it on wallstreetbets"

MELT UP IS HAPPENING FOR EQUITIES BOBO DEAL WITH IT

[Anonymous No.52353004]

>>52352975
>buying small caps, ever

[Anonymous No.52353029]

>>52352994
>melts up for 1 month
>goes back to free fall for the rest of the quarter
>WhO cOuLd HaVe PrEdIcTeD tHiS?

[Anonymous No.52353038]

>>52352528
>on no news

[Anonymous No.52353047]

>>52352951
Same curve for higher education. It's how a jewconomy works. Why work hard and save money when you can borrow cheap money, speculate the fuck out of the market, and bankrupt the work class in the process

[Anonymous No.52353054]

>>52353029
>"We have to dump because.....we just do okay?"
sneed

[Anonymous No.52353058]

>>52352792
I'm shopping around at the moment and the place I'm looking at is stringing me along.
They ask me if I have handed in my notice but they haven't even told me what they will pay me or shown me a contract.
Just ridiculous, really angry at the world rn.

[Anonymous No.52353075]

>bOtToM

[Anonymous No.52353078]

>>52353058
kek they're trying to fuck you by lowballing you after you put in your notice. ghost em

[Anonymous No.52353080]

>>52352951
>"We have to dump because.....we just do okay?"
Because everything is fucked and the pumps are just fake bullshit to lure in retail traders, you're still down YTD

[Anonymous No.52353086]

>>52353058
>they haven't even told me what they will pay me or shown me a contract.
They're testing how desperate u are,dont bother

[Anonymous No.52353112]

>>52353058

Why are dogs scared of cucumbers

[Anonymous No.52353122]

are we allowed to trade tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.52353123]

>>52352792
I just got a new job with a 35% pay raise

[Anonymous No.52353124]

>>52353075
you telling me that 2020 was just a return to normal?

[Anonymous No.52353125]

>>52353080
Not an argument as to why things can't pump until December nigger. Give me some real bearish catalysts besides "bad vibes" or fuck off

[Anonymous No.52353143]

>>52353124
Yes trump and J.Pow pumped the ever living fuck out of the market

[Anonymous No.52353151]

>>52353122
Yes, because the kikes on wall street are completely ungrateful to are veterans: https://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars

[Anonymous No.52353163]

>>52353125
Diesel shortage, Europe freezing, mid terms, Russia nuking Ukraine, Taiwan invasion

[Anonymous No.52353164]

I guarantee you we open up at least 1.5%. Retail retards will panic buy.

[Anonymous No.52353172]

>>52351244
This is the exit pump/santa rally before the 2023 recession lmao, ride this while you can, were going back down.

[Anonymous No.52353181]

>>52353151
>You're welcome for my service.
Butt 4 reel, the majority of people I meet who say "thank you for your service" are doing it to massage their own egos. In leafland, people who care wear the poppy and actually go to a ceremony in their own town/city, which believe it or not, a lot of leafs actually do.

[Anonymous No.52353212]

>>52353112
YOU JUST KNOW
thats a zucchini

[Anonymous No.52353220]

>>52350926
I was just looking at this and I want people to understand this since I just learned this. Just one week ago, the market was UNDECIDED whether Powell would hike 50 bips or 75 bips. Today they've decided he'll do 50 bips.

But just one week ago, it was 50/50. And one month before that, 15% of people thought he would only do 25 bips. But since a week ago, zero people believe in 25 bips, not even the bultards that came out today. So what the fuck changed to make people so happy about 50 bips?
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.52353237]

>>52353163
>diesel shortage
legitimate
>europe freezing
lol who cares
>mid terms
Joever
>russia nuking ukraine
this is bullish, its anti inflationary and would end the inflationary ukraine war
>taiwan invasion
the chinese are still dying from covid because they can't wash their hands

only one thing is bearish that could happen in the near term

[Anonymous No.52353239]

>>52353151
what should they be grateful for? encouraging war mongering? supporting getting involved in foreign fights that we have no business being in?
fuck anyone who serves in the military.

[Anonymous No.52353243]

>>52353080
I'm up 500% in the past 3 months.

[Anonymous No.52353249]

>>52351246
The recession didn't start lol. There is no recession and no sustained bear market. This year was just a nasty correction due to the Fed needing to tighten after COVID. The US economy is still amazingly strong. ATH by EoY.

[Anonymous No.52353251]

>>52351647
The NIkkei isn't calculated on a compounding basis retard

[Anonymous No.52353272]

>Stocks going up is bearish

[Anonymous No.52353277]

>>52353243
post a screenshot then faggot.

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52353297]

What if the crypto whales are getting out of crypto and into tech?

[Anonymous No.52353309]

>>52353272
you're not wrong

[Anonymous No.52353314]

>>52353297
Then the put buyers get liquified

[Anonymous No.52353329]

>>52353237
Don't forget semiconductor chip shortages and even food running out. People are complaining about not finding eggs in supermarkets lately.

[Anonymous No.52353343]

>>52353314
>liquified
Dang, man

[Anonymous No.52353389]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52353402]

so crypto might be about a week or 6 months from completely melting down as the fed raises rates and asset concerns start increasing. especially if even if crypto can stake you 8% a year, why would you bother with crypto? just buy treasuries. municipals are even better depending on your income tax.
imagine how deflationary crypto failing is going to be. all of those retards that gave away money to each other on the internet are suddenly going to vaporize their wealth.

real conspiracy theory: sakoshi nakamoto is the fed. its a way to build of dumb money and then massively crush it

[Anonymous No.52353429]

>>52353402
bullish

[Anonymous No.52353435]

>>52353329
I eat 3 eggs a day, the only time I ever see an egg shortage is off the fancy kind of eggs that are orange yolks instead of yellow

[Anonymous No.52353471]

Tell me why line won't go up.
You can't.

[Anonymous No.52353490]

Look at this graph and tell me we have bottomed.

For the record, job openings bottomed only 1-4 months after equities.
In 09, openings had declined by 50% at market bottom.
So far openings are only down 10%.

[Anonymous No.52353498]

>>52353471
Because it has to go down

[Anonymous No.52353502]

Up 28% today, anyone else have a portfolio that's mostly SOXL? I'm up like 100% on some of the shares I bought a few weeks ago [but I'm still down a lot on my whole stack :'D]

[Anonymous No.52353533]

>10k for each american is illegal
>100 billion for "ukraine" is

[Anonymous No.52353536]

>>52353429
fucking hell look at that gold id

but I think were due for a correction

[Anonymous No.52353539]

>>52353435
the fuck aren't all egg yolks orange?

[Anonymous No.52353553]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52353571]

>>52353553
Huh it didnt catch the bug

[Anonymous No.52353572]

>>52353539
some are yellow from factory farming, but some are orange from food coloring to look better

[Anonymous No.52353581]

>>52353533
we told you not to get that womens study degree homo

[Anonymous No.52353644]

>>52353164
Shorts were forced to cover hard today. Oil is still suppressed which has knock on effects for inflation.

[Anonymous No.52353654]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52353659]

>>52353272
>We should short after stocks go down and buy after they go up.

[Anonymous No.52353664]

fuerteres

[Anonymous No.52353693]

>>52353571
>futures

[Anonymous No.52353706]

I just served a 3 day ban because mods think alemeda research is off topic. bros, I will never stray from smg ever again

[Anonymous No.52353710]

>>52351786
So go long now and ride the rally?

[Anonymous No.52353714]

>>52353654
>>52353664
B-but m-muh calls! Today’s pump was totally organic and not based on a thin premise, right, ess-em-gee???

[Anonymous No.52353744]

>>52353706
They’re probably baggies.

[Anonymous No.52353759]

>more china covid bullshit

[Anonymous No.52353768]

Stop posting anime porn.

[Anonymous No.52353777]

https://youtu.be/J6ibFPhujbA

[Anonymous No.52353783]

>>52353693
>the sign at the end

this is a masterpiece

[Anonymous No.52353791]

>>52353759
Are these rumors of a committee to investigate appointing a chairman of considering reopening? Or is it "venerable city of Dongwang shutting down" type news?

[Anonymous No.52353825]

New

>>52353821
>>52353821

[Anonymous No.52353846]

>>52351476
It’s called short interest. Industry standard. I’ve seen it high as 500%+ for sketchy stocks.

[Anonymous No.52353847]

>>52353825
......dude

[Anonymous No.52353866]

>>52353825
Get this hot head out of here

[Anonymous No.52353878]

>>52350926
The Ukraine Youtubers are increasingly more excited with their livestreams. I'm watching this and oil futures.

[Anonymous No.52353921]

>>52353490
Ya bottom maybe q1 2023

[Anonymous No.52353954]

>>52352504
Black Rocks Aladdin fucking people up for OPEX. MM not trying to pay out on the mega puts ITM.

[Anonymous No.52354004]

>>52353759
Hasn't stopped Hang Seng going up 5%

[Anonymous No.52354363]

>the big crash of the century is still on course
>i promise
>i didnt miss the bottom
>im still just like micheal burry