/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52343742]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52342445

[Anonymous No.52343761]

ahem, fuck bobos

[Anonymous No.52343765]

What is the name of the organization or agency that sent shills here yesterday to do PR against our long positions and persuade us to lose money.
I want to know.

[Anonymous No.52343774]

FIRST FOR FEDSPEAK

[Anonymous No.52343781]

>>52343765
meds inc

[Anonymous No.52343782]

>>52343774
wen?

[Anonymous No.52343783]

Pic related is all you need.
>>52343742
These early bakes are silly.

[Anonymous No.52343784]

>>52343765
I heard one of them calling themsel

[Anonymous No.52343785]

>>52343765
WallStreetBets

[Anonymous No.52343787]

Lol @ inflation increasing slower because it was -already- high Oct/Nov 2021.

[Anonymous No.52343789]

>>52343765
The US government....

[Anonymous No.52343790]

>>52343765
can we cool it with anti-semitism please

[Anonymous No.52343791]

I've beclowned myself

[Anonymous No.52343803]

TA fags
if VWAP is ticking up like a progressive jackpot, that's bullish right?

[Anonymous No.52343804]

Just sold my META $100 calls today, got a nice 300% frothy profit. Can take the rest of the quarter off (if I wanted to). How you all making out?

[Anonymous No.52343806]

I can’t wait for everything to dump next week and then everyone in the general to say “OF COURSE IT WAS GONNA DUMP, DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH WE PUMPED LAST WEEK OVER .04%? FUCKING RETARD”

[Anonymous No.52343809]

>>52343785
link? i want to visualize historical inflation I distinctly rememebr back in 2012 news was saying things are back to normal but prices never went down I suspect we're in the same situation

[Anonymous No.52343810]

i am financially beclowned

[Anonymous No.52343818]

>>52343790
No you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.52343821]

>>52343782
8 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.52343832]

>>52343809
above was meant for you>>52343787. got a link?

[Anonymous No.52343833]

>>52343821
do they really?

[Anonymous No.52343844]

>>52343806
*0.4%

[Anonymous No.52343855]

>>52343832
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/archives/cpi_12102021.pdf

[Anonymous No.52343858]

>>52343821
I thought they were in the blackout period still

[Anonymous No.52343859]

>>52343781
actual kek but show nose

[Anonymous No.52343863]

>>52343765
I learned to completely ignore any advice given here and just do my thing. Works much better for me. I come here just to save rare bobos / mumus / pepers, post WTFWT and spam OOOOO / AAAAAA accompanied by matching wojaks.

[Anonymous No.52343864]

>tried to play a dead cat bounce on a tech stock with a bad earnings report
>nasdaq 6%+
>stock is -13%

HahahahHAHAAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEE

[Anonymous No.52343868]

>>52343832
Meatspin.com

[Anonymous No.52343874]

NOOOOO I was supposed to be next the heckin' Michael Burry

[Anonymous No.52343880]

aapl about to make a new HOD

[Anonymous No.52343892]

before you ask your dumb questions:

>how high will we go
VIX gap fill at 20.6, whatever it takes to get there

>why are we up 6%
core CPI collapse in rate of change terms

>why are yields/dollar down
fed is done hiking, december 50 and 25 from there

>when to short
MINIMUM 410, but may overshoot to 420

just enjoy the fuckin christmas rally losers. Why do you have to be a buzzkill?

[Anonymous No.52343897]

>>52343880
why

[Anonymous No.52343913]

I just loaded my portfolio with stocks, what am I in for the next month?

[Anonymous No.52343915]

>>52343892
based crib sheet anon

[Anonymous No.52343917]

he was right bros

[Anonymous No.52343924]

>>52343892
>fed is done hiking
>december 50 and 25 from there
is there a term for this mental condition you're having?

[Anonymous No.52343925]

>>52343892
>Christmas rally
>early November

[Anonymous No.52343939]

How do I resist the urge to just sell my house and put my savings into risky stocks? I've lost 40k before chasing dopamine hits.

[Anonymous No.52343947]

Is Jerome going to have a press conference?

[Anonymous No.52343948]

I just need four more days like today to break even. We win this time, bobos. Heh.

[Anonymous No.52343950]

>>52343925
post the floyd one

[Anonymous No.52343951]

>>52343874
Michael Burry was holding his bags for 3 years

[Anonymous No.52343952]

MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO IS PUMPING WOOOO
My only regret is i didnt buy leap calls of meta at 100 yesterday. oh well.

[Anonymous No.52343954]

[Anonymous No.52343964]

>>52343924
he may be right, theres no fed meeting for a while
It started early, will probably end early seeing how the meeting is 14-15

[Anonymous No.52343966]

>>52343939
i remind myself that lack of self control is a black or woman trait

[Anonymous No.52343975]

>>52343863
>I learned to completely ignore any advice given here
That's too bad, there was some excellent advice to be had last night. There are some great Anons among us.

[Anonymous No.52343983]

I feel like a fool for making less money.
How long will this pump last?
Should I de-bear my position?

[Anonymous No.52343993]

>>52343939
>I've lost 40k before chasing dopamine hits
that should be enough to stop you

[Anonymous No.52343995]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52344001]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.52344013]

>>52343975
IM GONNA CATCH A BIG FISH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMANS CANT STOP ME, I WILL SPEAR A OXY SIZED FISH TO DEATH

[Anonymous No.52344014]

>>52343939
Remember what it feels like to lose 40k and then imagine the same feeling while lying down on pavement

[Anonymous No.52344028]

>>52344001

[Anonymous No.52344029]

Just checking in. Did many on here make huge gains over night? I missed it as usual and am devastated. I legit just want to die to end my suffering.

[Anonymous No.52344031]

>>52343983
Wait until closing hour if you've had enough pain otherwise wait until tomorrow to get out, most likely the damage is done for the day. That's my plan but I'm fine eating a 15% loss on my bet, which is only down about 10% now.

[Anonymous No.52344038]

>>52343993
Gaining large sums of money feels way better than losing it for some strange reason. I don't actually need much money to live, I spend very little. But man I sure do hate working.

[Anonymous No.52344041]

>>52344001

>market is up based on free market principles of supply and demand? SEND OUT THE FED GOONS

[Anonymous No.52344042]

[Anonymous No.52344044]

>>52343975
He could simply post this pepe. But yeah, at least he is not shilling another Garbage Don / Gayhorse silver when they are at the top.

[Anonymous No.52344052]

>>52344001
time to load puts?

[Anonymous No.52344056]

>>52344001

[Anonymous No.52344058]

It's finally our turn SOXL bros
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL

[Anonymous No.52344060]

>the greenest day I have ever seen in my entire life because all because CPI came in at 7%

[Anonymous No.52344061]

Time to heem retail.

[Anonymous No.52344069]

>>52344058
Roger. Buying SOXS.

[Anonymous No.52344074]

>>52343983
>>52344031
On your bearish position that is. Never a bad decision to take profit when you get a big pump.

[Anonymous No.52344077]

>>52344060
It's just a bear market cope rally. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.52344085]

Why the fuck are you guys not just buying puts easy flip for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52344093]

if this is not the absolute top right here right now then bulls have won

[Anonymous No.52344095]

>>52344029
We have a bunch of winners as well as a bunch of destroyed bears. Personally I just stayed in cash cause I was too afraid to lose money with a wrong guess

[Anonymous No.52344100]

WHERE ARE THE FUKCING CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.52344102]

>fed member comes out
>market immediately begins dumping

[Anonymous No.52344103]

>>52343975
It's honestly hilarious to see so much effort poured into obfuscating the existence of marketers.

[Anonymous No.52344108]

are we gonna dump or what?

[Old fag anon No.52344112]

>>52343874
You didn't triple down on your March puts? Ngmi. Can't get shakes this far in Bobo bro

[Anonymous No.52344120]

what are we snackin on today?

[Anonymous No.52344122]

>>52344102
HH,

brother

[Anonymous No.52344127]

>>52343983
>red like 90% of the last 2 months
>one green day
>throws everything out the window

[Anonymous No.52344128]

about to hit the place order on $380 spy puts

[Anonymous No.52344129]

>>52344120

[Anonymous No.52344133]

FED meeting seems pretty hawkish - a pump like this only enforces another 75bps hike in December

[Anonymous No.52344136]

>>52344102
Fed wants a capitulation dump so they can stop tickling balls and go back to zero rates and QE.

[Anonymous No.52344137]

>>52344120

[Anonymous No.52344140]

hey bobo
think fast
*snap*

[Anonymous No.52344141]

I WILL BECOME AN EVOLVED FISHER AND HUNT THE OTHER FISHERMAN AND STEAL THEIR FISH

[Anonymous No.52344146]

>>52344120
holy fuck millennials are beyond cringe
t. millennial

[Anonymous No.52344166]

Mester is talking now AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52344171]

>>52344136
>Fed wants a capitulation dump so they can stop tickling balls and go back to zero rates and QE.

[Anonymous No.52344173]

>>52344133
We're going to get another CPI report before the next meeting and it will come in lower than expected again. Also the elections are over so politicians don't give a fuck about inflation anymore. The fed won't have any political capital left to raise rates again. It's over.

[Anonymous No.52344174]

>>52344133
They should just raise the rates to fucking 8% where they should be and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.52344177]

>>52344085
i've been burned trying that shit, why would it just droped all the way back down at this point?

[Anonymous No.52344179]

this was the top

[Anonymous No.52344183]

I TOLD YOU GUYS A RALLY WAS COMING. no one listened. no one believed me... MY TA AND ANALYSIS WERE CORRECT. APOLOGIZE. NOW!

[Anonymous No.52344185]

>>52344171
I want some Xanax so bad

[Anonymous No.52344190]

>>52344171
yeah we're going under the 200 week moving average then NBER will be willing to call recession EOY.

[Anonymous No.52344198]

Cope and seethe, ursid niggers.

[Anonymous No.52344200]

>>52344038
make up a baseline amount to keep your account at and take out any large sums of money that you make so you don't have the option to lose it

[Anonymous No.52344202]

BullBros ... we are dying

[Anonymous No.52344207]

IS ELON GONNA SELL MORE?

[Anonymous No.52344214]

>>52344041
>based on free market principles of supply and demand
More like based on guessing what the fed will do in response to the economic data

[Anonymous No.52344216]

>>52344137
Based, uncooked toppings. I can almost smell the rancid cooking oil and refined milk proteins from here. I’d order pizzas like that every weekend in the good old student days and would shitting through the eye of a needle for days after the fact

[Anonymous No.52344220]

>>52344127
But maybe it's the first (face melting) green day of many to come?

[Anonymous No.52344225]

>>52344207
i hope so

[Anonymous No.52344226]

Are you fucking serious with this dumping right now? No. Fuck off. Fuck right off. This is fucking bullshit.

[Old fag anon No.52344229]

>>52344069
Bought 50 shares of Soxs. Best of luck brother

[Anonymous No.52344237]

>>52344137
looks good. no onions for me though, haha!

[Anonymous No.52344239]

>>52344200
this is my strategy but i havent had a winning trade in like a year and a half so i just have to keep putting money in to stay at my baseline

[Anonymous No.52344244]

calls or puts

[Anonymous No.52344248]

>>52344183
i predicted it last week but i didnt follow through like a fkn faggot.

[Anonymous No.52344256]

he made sense for a while now.
like, half a year.
but he once again got too high on his own farts and can't let go of the things he thought up as they keep on not happening.

[Anonymous No.52344270]

>>52344244
puts you stupid faggot NASDAQ is up 6.5% today when it shows inflation really hasn't improved at all, let the market digest this over the weekend and we're gonna crab even further

[Anonymous No.52344272]

Where's Bobo? I want him to kneel.

[Anonymous No.52344274]

The volume is good.
The bull run is real.
WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.52344277]

>>52344183
The market's been rallying since Japan dumped all of those dollars a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.52344278]

>>52344248
you're such an insufferable faggot holy shit

[Anonymous No.52344281]

mumus are sabotaging the mester feed with audio static. bastards

[Anonymous No.52344283]

>>52343742
Bobos eternally BTFO!

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52344286]

>>52344183
i've been saying to buy meta for a month, suck my cock

[Anonymous No.52344316]

Why is IVZ up 15%?

[Anonymous No.52344317]

>>52344166
post a link I cant find it anywhere

[Anonymous No.52344321]

Pissin in the toilet rn.
Hell yeah.

[Old fag anon No.52344324]

Say it with me, we hit the top. TA says crab for rest of week +Monday and then we fuck mumu once again

t. Anon who's been shorting AMD since $110

[Anonymous No.52344332]

>he isn't slurping the UUP

anon i....

[Anonymous No.52344333]

>>52344256
I think he made good point about inflation not being just about money printing, but also supply chain issues. Something Fed was mentioning even last year, which could have been taken as an excuse. It rings true to me though. No matter what Fed tries to do, if there is not enough food / energy, prices will continue to go up.

[Anonymous No.52344347]

>>52344120
I played the one before that and the whole time I was thinking "when will this end". They somehow managed to turn god of war into a boring ass drawn out game.

[Anonymous No.52344353]

Just wait till power Hour. We will vaporize lil Bobos 4 figure portfolio.

[Anonymous No.52344368]

>>52344353
It's over. Hope you didn't get euphoric and go long at the top.

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52344380]

>>52344368
Meta 130 by february bitch

[Anonymous No.52344381]

>>52344317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frXPEeJqNKA

[Anonymous No.52344383]

wouldnt it be funny if we gave up all of today's gains? haha...

[Anonymous No.52344394]

You have to understand that inflation is coming down due to a recession.

[Anonymous No.52344399]

I can’t be cringe because cringe doesn’t really exist you incel loser fucks

>>52344383
Copium!

[Anonymous No.52344400]

>>52344038
>Gaining large sums of money feels way better than losing it
no shit

[Anonymous No.52344406]

>>52344244
>calls
>after 6% rally because inflation came in slightly less than expected

Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.52344411]

>>52344383
this market loves big intraday reversals

[Anonymous No.52344413]

>>52343742
I don't understand it. How could the market be rallying THIS hard?!?!?

[Anonymous No.52344417]

In hindsight seeing the "Buy puts now" fag show up should've been a sign.
>>52344321
Right on brother

[Anonymous No.52344421]

Was going to make a joke saying I'm slurping $CUM but it's actually doing really well, are engines recession proof?

[Anonymous No.52344423]

>>52344381
ty anon

[Anonymous No.52344428]

>>52344413
WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE DROPPED TO THIS LEVEL
BOBOS NEVER LEARN

[Anonymous No.52344437]

>>52344413
Inflation peaked

[Anonymous No.52344450]

>>52344333
>about inflation not being just about money printing, but also supply chain issues
>just
if only, most of the time he completely disregards le money printer's potential influence on rising prices.
>if there is not enough food / energy
see, you're sounding just like him.
supply chain breakdowns, no more food on the shelves.
where is this happening?
where exactly is the supply chain broken?
which products or services are literally unavailable? (longer waiting times don't count; it's all about unavailability)
where are the empty shelves? certainly not in the stores.

just where do you observe that and please give examples even if they are just anecdotal.

[Anonymous No.52344456]

>>52344437
>recession is coming
yes

[Anonymous No.52344461]

>>52344399
>I can’t be cringe because cringe doesn’t really exist you incel loser fucks
>t.

[Anonymous No.52344465]

>>52343742
HOW IS THE S&P UP 4% TODAY?!

[Anonymous No.52344468]

>McDonalds
bro what the fuck

[Anonymous No.52344470]

>>52344428
Buddy...

[Anonymous No.52344473]

>>52344456
Recession is already there and priced in

[Anonymous No.52344476]

>All of the chefs in the Silicon Valley offices no longer having to cater to dumbfuck autists and their stupid requests.
I hope they get all the cigarette breaks they want.

[Anonymous No.52344491]

this rally will fail like the others

[Anonymous No.52344492]

"only" 0.5 monthly = 6% annual implied
So the market rallies on this, making commodities go up 1% in a day, so what readings do we get in December & january? 7%?

Its even more dangerous if the government is tweaking the numbers, encouraging the fed to make a mistake.

I really don't like this market at all. The upside still feels quite limited but since 6% is pretty close to 2% and the fed wants high inflation long term, temporarily it could look ok until we start seeing 7% monthly-> annual implied.

that and the increased pressure of high unemployment being politically unviable there's a danger of dovish feds rearing their head.
Does the fed think 7% sustained inflation is acceptable with 4.25% rates? the answer might be yes and that is alarming.

[Anonymous No.52344509]

>>52344476
I can't think of a worse job than being a cook for a bunch of woke techie cubicle cucks.

[Anonymous No.52344524]

>>52344470
buffett doesnt understand the scalability of AI and big tech. he's too old

[Anonymous No.52344528]

>>52344509
being a cook for a jewish frat

[Anonymous No.52344533]

BULLS HAVE NO MORE AMMO

[Anonymous No.52344535]

>>52344509
probably ex cons that were trustees in the jail

[Anonymous No.52344536]

Oops, anyone that fomoed this morning is back to 0. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.52344538]

>>52344492
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.52344544]

It's called diversification chuds.

[Anonymous No.52344547]

>>52344524
Buddy, those things would also grow the GDP.

[Anonymous No.52344561]

>>52344413
We're headed for recession, but that's what the market needs to return to fair value so it can continue slowly to higher highs like it always does. However since the market is forward looking it's just efficiently skipping the crash and going straight to the upwards crab.

[Anonymous No.52344567]

>>52344547
not if it's all hype and bullshit, because it is
fight me in the metaverse, i dare you

[Anonymous No.52344569]

>VIX

[Anonymous No.52344573]

sidelined right now watching calls/puts

[Anonymous No.52344576]

>>52344547
Sorry was too exuberant to read the whole thing, all i saw was buffetts name and recoiled in disgust

[Anonymous No.52344585]

SPY 4% bros, its over

[Anonymous No.52344594]

It is when you are most certain of my demise that I shall become stronger than ever before

[Anonymous No.52344597]

>>52344450
It's not as binary as you're trying to make it look like. Supply chain issues = higher prices = consumers change behaviour and choose different products / postpone purchase. That's how free market adjusts. It's usually fucked up by governments stepping in with price controlls though.
And no I don't agree 100% with UE, I simply appreciate a different perspective on some topics from him, that's all.

[Anonymous No.52344599]

>Mester: to my mind you dont want stop and go policy
bobros all we need to do is wait™

[Anonymous No.52344610]

Why is this kpop anon always right?

[Anonymous No.52344621]

Biden did it!! He saved the economy!!

[Anonymous No.52344623]

>>52344492
>Does the fed think 7% sustained inflation is acceptable with 4.25% rates? the answer might be yes and that is alarming.
how did you get this from jerome powell saying "we are committed to brining inflation to 2%" every single fomc
bulltards are so fucking delusional

[Anonymous No.52344627]

>>52344256
he makes the same videos over and over again, especially with the fed not pivoting, because they said they wont pivot. i dont know why he has such a hardon for that concept

[Anonymous No.52344639]

>>52344509
There was some article saying that's the worst job to have in Silicon Valley. Imagine the concentrated smug you have to deal with every day. Even the jannies get to avoid the bullshit after hours.

[Anonymous No.52344649]

>>52344639
imagine how much spit/cum is in their food lol

[Anonymous No.52344651]

>>52344610
It's happened so often this year Bobo is sure of an outcome and gets rotated

[Anonymous No.52344662]

Apologize

[Anonymous No.52344668]

>>52344623
algos are trying to get in when inflation peaks really badly
will dump again when we hike rates more because we are only halfway done at most
just chill and watch the volatility till the end of the year
shit gon b gud

[Anonymous No.52344672]

>>52344621
watch and learn, jack

[Anonymous No.52344677]

everything is moving so damn slow
i either expected a violent pump or dump

[Anonymous No.52344696]

Do I buy or not? Wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.52344708]

>>52343917
>autismos
I genuinely enjoy this man

[Anonymous No.52344711]

Sorry mumus, sold my 390 puts @ 1.50 gain. Dump incoming.

[Anonymous No.52344712]

>>52344668
inflation cant go down unless rates go up and M2 goes down
wow I wonder whats going to happen over the next decade?

[Anonymous No.52344713]

we are coming back oooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.52344723]

I have dry powder. Do I short now or wait a few more days?

[Anonymous No.52344744]

>>52344696
i have no clue

[Anonymous No.52344746]

>>52344723
Now and later you don't have to go all in at once

[Anonymous No.52344750]

>>52344621
GREEN WAVE

[Anonymous No.52344758]

>>52344662
>inflation isn't an issue
>inflation is here but it's temporary
>we might not be able to stop inflation
(you're here)
>inflation is a right wing conspiracy theory
>inflation is good, it fights racism and climate change
>Being against inflation is antisemitic

[Anonymous No.52344763]

They laughed when I bought SOXL after it dumped 80%+. Who's laughing now?

[Anonymous No.52344764]

>>52344696
if you dont know what to do, dont do anything

[Anonymous No.52344767]

>>52344758
THey don't at least cut the fuckin spikes off it first?

[Anonymous No.52344778]

>>52344696
>He hasn't been slowly buying for months

[Anonymous No.52344800]

>>52344767
NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.52344807]

>>52344597
So it is so nuanced that it's almost impossible (for you) to cite a concrete example?

[Anonymous No.52344812]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I shorted

[Anonymous No.52344818]

i memed this oc so hard but didnt follow my own meme....

[Anonymous No.52344827]

>>52344767
>cut zhis mans bug rations een half

[Anonymous No.52344829]

>>52344207
He has no choice.

[Anonymous No.52344832]

>bought $399 calls

[Anonymous No.52344841]

>>52344450
>>52344333
There was so much gas produced in anticipation of the war in winter that europe cant even store it lol. Tankers off the coast of europe just waiting. I think the only supply chain issue is the factories getting shut down by muh WuFlu in china.

[Anonymous No.52344842]

Oh no bobos it's pumping again
what are you going to do?!

[Anonymous No.52344876]

>>52344842
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.52344881]

>>52344842
Man = the market
Bear = bobo lol
Bus = CPI

[Anonymous No.52344884]

>>52344842
i'm gonna kill mysef are you happy you dirty jew

[Anonymous No.52344886]

>>52344723
Buy some SOXS and some SOXL.
That way you can't be wrong.

[Anonymous No.52344889]

Should I sell my GOOGs?

[Anonymous No.52344895]

>>52344723
short over 410

[Anonymous No.52344896]

>>52344876
>>52344884
Well you tried

[Anonymous No.52344903]

>>52344842
i'm gonna wait for the manipulatooors to finish drawing the intraday IH&S for the final rugpull

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52344909]

this market str8 bussin fr fr

[Anonymous No.52344921]

>>52344696
Buddy, you could have done it a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.52344939]

390 is the top, we are struggling to break past it

[Anonymous No.52344951]

Wow thanks a lot zoomers...

[Anonymous No.52344967]

>>52344951
lmao they stopped blaming Millennials and just subbed gen Z.

[Anonymous No.52344969]

>>52344842
Dead cat bounce.
I swear you fags have the attention span of a cow.

[Anonymous No.52344972]

*gets nice and snug*

[Anonymous No.52344982]

>>52344951
Good, alcohol is haram and a waste of money.

[Anonymous No.52344986]

>>52344951
Who the fuck goes to bars to drink? That shit is exclusively a gen x and older thing to do. Everyone else takes cough syrup, xanax, and weed and goes on tinder.

[Anonymous No.52344991]

>>52344967
It's literally the same shit generation after generation, like some deeply rooted biological response.

[Anonymous No.52344995]

Time to buy some puts for next week.

[Anonymous No.52344996]

>>52344967
It's a tradition as old as time. Blame the next generation for everything. We millennials took years of abuse. Now it's the zoomers turn and I look forward to it. I've never been more proud to be a 35 year old boomer.

[Anonymous No.52345010]

>>52344991
>>52344996
Yeah, I think I remember Aristotle thinking the Greek youth would ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.52345020]

Reminder, our President Biden solved Trumpflation :)

[Anonymous No.52345022]

>>52345010
and they did

[Anonymous No.52345025]

>>52345010
>>52344996
>>52344967
SHUT UP TRANNIES NOT STOCK MARKET RELATED

[Anonymous No.52345026]

I am not the only one that bought puts right? Right?

[Anonymous No.52345035]

>>52344996
Same. I remember when I was just out of college at my first real job, the company hired some Generation Consultants to come in and tell everyone what us millennials were like and wanted. Some of it was laughably stupid, like...
>Unlike past generations, today's youth want to succeed early in life.

[Anonymous No.52345034]

>>52344986
They destroyed bars once they went non-smoking. That was basically when I stopped going. Faggot non-smokers ruin everything fun. They ruined dining out, then they ruined the bars, and now they're ruining the casinos. Go hang out at the barcade you straight edge faggots.

[Anonymous No.52345036]

>>52345025
Hey, I got bored of taunting bearfags ok?

[Anonymous No.52345037]

>>52345026
There are a lot less bears here after 3500. They stopped coming here after getting heemed. After today I bet there will be less too.

[Anonymous No.52345054]

GUISE
BEST DAY EVER FOR ARKK
STAY INNOVATIVE
TRUTH WINS OUT
TEEHEE

[Anonymous No.52345057]

>>52345034
Go to casinos on Indian reservations. They let you smoke

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52345067]

>>52345034
I just hit my juul inside of all of those establishments you just mentioned.

[Anonymous No.52345073]

>>52345026
I bought puts today too. It hurts.

[Anonymous No.52345079]

I love when the thread is dead cause Bobo got liquidated

[Anonymous No.52345080]

>>52345025
Not much to say, really.

[Anonymous No.52345081]

>>52345025
Umm sweaty trans woman are beautiful and valid. Maybe take that hate speech to reddit. We don't tolerate it here.
>>52345035
Having a boomer come in and tell you what's going on in your head based on when you were born is the most boomer thing I've ever heard kek.

[Anonymous No.52345092]

BUDDY LOOK AT YIELD CURVE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52345106]

>>52345026
the buy puts name fag is a signal to get long. People will probably fade this rally too early but I'm patiently waiting for a good time to load up on puts

[Anonymous No.52345111]

>>52345057
Here in Michigan they banned smoking in all casinos even the Indian reservation ones. They banned it during covid as "temporary" but we all knew what they were doing.
>>52345067
They banned douche flutes too.

[Anonymous No.52345117]

gonna shill a stock here: everspin technologies ticker MRAM
micro-cap semiconductor company makes memory using spintronic technology. spintronics is superior in that it uses less power and is resilient to power losses, making it ideal for any computer device that is not connected to the power grid: cell phones, laptops, electric cars, satellites. it's not up to scale with existing memory but it is about to be, they will be releasing a 64 and 128 mb option in the near future. they contract through global foundries which is a US based producer and their biggest customer is the us government procuring through its radiation hardening program (missiles and satellites). this is the future of memory and computing, its being used right now, and the company just posted its 6th profitable quarter in a row and an earnings/revenue beat. i've been in (bagholder kek) and i more than doubled my position today, pic rel. it's been trading up since the european close after plunging 13% at open for NO GOOD REASON. this company is GOOD.

[Anonymous No.52345122]

Is Nasdaq gonna hit 6%? Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.52345125]

>>52344951
>zoomers
>going to bars
kek you just know it's some seething millennial who wrote this

[Anonymous No.52345127]

>>52344886
based straddletard

[Anonymous No.52345133]

>>52345092
POWER HOUR COMING UP

OOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52345146]

>>52343765
I almost sold yesterday because my mom was shilling a bank to me

[Anonymous No.52345165]

>>52345092
i dont know how to look at it
wheres the anime girl yield poster

[Anonymous No.52345167]

THIS MARKET DOTH BE VEXXING

[Anonymous No.52345169]

(((Hedge fund managers))) and (((investment bankers))) think SBF is being super sincere guys.

[Anonymous No.52345181]

Does anyone have that pic saved where some literally who bank is like "tether totally has all the money bro, trust us"? I saw it yhe other day and can't find it again

[Anonymous No.52345193]

>>52345169
I hate kikeman so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.52345197]

>>52345169
What the fuck is FTX and why is it being talked about everywhere?

[Anonymous No.52345199]

>>52345169
oy vey

[Anonymous No.52345200]

>Inflation down
>Yields collapsing
>Dollar index collapsing
>VIX down
>Halloween effect
>Election effect
>Institutions with trillions on the side lines
>Everyone bearish

BUY NOW OR STAY POOR

[Anonymous No.52345209]

>>52345169
>I'm sorry I got caught

[Anonymous No.52345213]

>>52345197
if only there was a whole board 99% dedicated to crypto shit where you could learn about these things

[Anonymous No.52345215]

I need SPY to make a new HOD

[Anonymous No.52345217]

Do you guys think the rally will continue tomorrow?

I got paid today and wondering if I should buy now despite this massive pump or wait until tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52345221]

>>52345106
>I'm patiently waiting for a good time to load up on puts
what signal are you looking for?

[Anonymous No.52345235]

Tfw sold all my spotify and alphabet to pay for jim and a monster

[Anonymous No.52345239]

>>52345197
tldr a Jew was doing Jew money tricks and got Jewed by a Chinaman and lost a lot of other people's money.

[Anonymous No.52345243]

>>52345221
>what signal are you looking for?
my guy on twitter to give the green light

[Anonymous No.52345248]

[Anonymous No.52345249]

schizo market

[Anonymous No.52345268]

>>52345243
i figured you'd provide a retarded answer, thanks for not disappointing

[Anonymous No.52345269]

>>52345239
jews bow to china

[Anonymous No.52345272]

I need these $399 lottos to print

[Anonymous No.52345273]

DISNEY PUTS, GET YOUR DISNEY PUTS

[Anonymous No.52345279]

>>52345197
>be fake stock exchange
>dont keep stocks
>people sell stocks
>run out of money and halt withdrawals
NO REFUNDS

[Anonymous No.52345283]

>>52345269
>He doesn't know about Jews in Mao's China

[Anonymous No.52345289]

>>52345200
Yields collapse before the crash. Look at the inversion.

[Anonymous No.52345302]

>>52345217
Yeah buying puts today is too obvious. It will most likely be a small upward crab tomorrow to screw over the most people.

[Anonymous No.52345303]

>>52345213
Don't get fucking cute with me chud, nobody with any sense browses anywhere but /smg/ on this shit board. NOW SPOON-FEED ME!!!

[Anonymous No.52345304]

>>52345248
>leveraged short bravo come in!
>leveraged short bravo come in!

[Anonymous No.52345306]

>>52345283
those were relief jews, for stress and sexual tension.

[Anonymous No.52345309]

Just bought 400 shares of SQQQ. Thank you

[Anonymous No.52345311]

>>52345127
They're both at decent prices. You sell the winner and baghold the loser. David is giving away free money today.

[Anonymous No.52345318]

>>52345304
1 KIA

[Anonymous No.52345321]

SOXL is up 25%

Kneel.

[Anonymous No.52345326]

>>52344383
Only way that happens is if Chinese troops land in taiwan within the next 2 hours.
Approximately 0% chance of that, considering it's the middle of the night there.

[Anonymous No.52345330]

Do I sell my SQQQ at a loss. Doesn't look like we'll give any gains back unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.52345331]

>>52345279
Wow that sounds like what would happen if you mixed a Jew with a chink.

[Anonymous No.52345335]

>jobless claims up
>cpi down
>no important prints until fed meeting in december (50bps priced in)
this will be a massive thanksgiving into santa rally

[Anonymous No.52345336]

>>52345169
>”I don’t know any of the particulars and I’m a total layman when it comes to crypto, but this fellow Jew saying sorry really changes the fact he lost many people’s life savings”

This SBF stuff might be the biggest unveiling of the Jew since last week when Kanye named the Jew about 100 times.

[Anonymous No.52345339]

>>52345304
Go on without me...

[Anonymous No.52345342]

>>52345321
sour hour intraday reversal to -8% incoming
consider yourself forewarned

[Anonymous No.52345344]

come on spy bust 391

[Anonymous No.52345346]

>>52345335
I hear those sleigh bells jingling...

[Anonymous No.52345349]

>>52345273
do i need to buy disney to get exposure to Lorcana or should I just buy the dumb cards?

[Anonymous No.52345373]

>>52345339
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER BOBO THIS IS WAR DAMMIT NOT SOME PAPER TRADE

[Anonymous No.52345380]

new HOD coming bobos

[Anonymous No.52345382]

>>52345169
>I'm sorry I got caught running a ponzi scheme and gambling customers money
>I should have covered it up better

[Anonymous No.52345392]

>>52345309
They'll be cheaper in power Hour bobo, you know that

[Anonymous No.52345396]

>>52345169

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0

[Anonymous No.52345398]

this thread is so much nicer when you filter tripfags like baggie

[Anonymous No.52345401]

MY ANUS MUMU IT BURNS PLEASE STOP

[Anonymous No.52345402]

>>52345382
well as long as you lost billions of dollars of other people's money it's ok we know you're doing your best

[Anonymous No.52345414]

RECESSION CANCELLED
IT'S ONLY UP FROM HERE BABY

[Anonymous No.52345422]

oh. its going up again

[Anonymous No.52345421]

>>52344129
Time to bite the bullet and not sell

[Anonymous No.52345435]

>>52345422

[Anonymous No.52345452]

>>52345169

[Anonymous No.52345456]

i guess i'll sell my tsla puts while someone still wants to buy them

[Anonymous No.52345460]

>>52345422
yes

[Anonymous No.52345465]

>>52345448
>>52345448
>>52345448

[Anonymous No.52345468]

They can't keep getting away with it!

[Anonymous No.52345504]

>>52344207
yes

[Anonymous No.52345791]

>>52345452
each time i look at the guy he looks more godly and detached, is this the power of misoginy?

[Anonymous No.52345810]

>>52345398
baggie is a treasure

[Anonymous No.52345859]

>>52345791
No, that's the power of a benzodiazepine addiction

[Anonymous No.52347523]

Why is everything poomping today?