SBF APOLOGY THEAD

[Anonymous No.52339658]

he's alive!

https://twitter.com/SBF_FTX/status/1590709166515310593

[Anonymous No.52339678]

does he have a mental age of 7
who cares about his apology

[Anonymous No.52339681]

>>52339658
>That's the biggest thing
GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MONEY BITCH

[Anonymous No.52339691]

>>52339658
top fucking kek

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[Anonymous No.52339698]

>>52339658
In a year you are going to show people the picture of this dude and wont know who it is. 42 hour news cycle. this one is out

[Anonymous No.52339723]

>>52339658
Oh no, here it comes.

[Anonymous No.52339727]

>>52339698
Idk man this is catching on to normie news. I don’t know who would ever want to use FTX besides normies during this run

[Anonymous No.52339738]

>>52339658
all is forgiven :) i love jews!

[Anonymous No.52339749]

>>52339658
>sorry
>i really mean it trust me goys

[Anonymous No.52339754]

CZ IS FUCKED

[Anonymous No.52339756]

>>52339658
>fuck up
>say "i will do better"
cringe

[Anonymous No.52339774]

[Anonymous No.52339779]

>FTX International currently has a total market value of assets/collateral higher than client deposits
Bold claim. The sort of claim you go to prison to for 20 years if it turns out to not be true. I'll believe it

[Anonymous No.52339785]

>>52339727
>catching on to normie news.
So what? They have a weeklong attention span at most and have the patter recognition of a goldfish.

[Anonymous No.52339802]

>>52339658
so they have enough assets to cover deposits it's just illiquid?
surely he can't just say this if it's not true but I am not an expert in hebrew

[Anonymous No.52339806]

>poor internal labeling of bank-related accounts meant that I was substantially off on my sense of users' margin. I thought it was way lower
Lmao an exchange KNOWN FOR degen gambling claims it didn't know its users were degen gamblers. Hell he made it a point of pride that FTX was full of degens before

[Anonymous No.52339811]

INVESTORS could be here", he thought to himself. "I've never been this illiquid before...there could be INVESTORS ANYWHERE". The cool wind felt good against his hooked nose. "I HATE investors" he thought to himself. "Always on the Run" reverberated through his private plane as it was being fueled, making it pulsate even as the bottle of chocolate oatmilk circulated through his powerful, thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of investors. "With your own token, you can fund anything" he thought to himself out loud.
>Someone do the needful and ship his head on the picture

[Anonymous No.52339813]

This is an appeal to his owners not to the people. Fucking dirty rat.

[Anonymous No.52339826]

>>52339658
I bought cheap coins because of you. Do not feel sad, stay happy!

[Anonymous No.52339831]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HTd4Um1m4&feature=youtube

[Anonymous No.52339837]

>>52339802
He can't, Shkreli went to prison for a much smaller misrepresentation of his business

[Anonymous No.52339841]

>>52339779
This gives me hopium, hopefully they'll be able to liquidate it with some OTC deals.

Also they don't go to prison.

[Anonymous No.52339843]

>>52339658
>>52339754
he obviously is a liar and a manipulator and he is most definitely not sorry
the whole thing was orchestrated, all the back and forth between cz and sbf is just for show. don't let them fool you

[Anonymous No.52339858]

>>52339658
>I'm sorry
ok now hes just fucking with us, kinda based honestly

[Anonymous No.52339866]

>>52339754
Samson Option

[Anonymous No.52339878]

ok well since he's sorry I guess he should keep all his ill gotten gains and not be jailed or summarily executed and everything is now going to end happily ever after

[Anonymous No.52339882]

>>52339754
>bribes politicians to kill Binance
>bribes media such as reuters to write character assasination articles on CZ and his kids
>CZ still wins
Chinese people truly are the apex predators

[Anonymous No.52339886]

Wait did this semitic nigga just claim that he expected his users to average at zero leverage? That's not even technically possible is it

[Anonymous No.52339889]

>>52339658
jewish pilpul, he's laying the groundwork for another scam

[Anonymous No.52339896]

>>52339779
>>52339802
>>52339841
ftx could be worth infinite amounts, they print their own fucking net worth. Who in their right mind would buy up FTT and sol tokens?

[Anonymous No.52339908]

Awwwww. He said sorry you guys... All is forgiven man dont worry about those that roped themselves

[Anonymous No.52339917]

apology accepted. we all make mistakes

[Anonymous No.52339918]

why did CZ back out if FTX global is in the black after liquidity is sorted out

[Anonymous No.52339919]

>>52339837
only issue is FTX international is under bahamas law

[Anonymous No.52339923]

>>52339837
Pharmabro isn’t a jew

[Anonymous No.52339931]

>>52339698
This man is going to have a target on his back for the rest of his life

[Anonymous No.52339952]

>>52339754
Sam is a psycho and a pussy bitch at the same time

[Anonymous No.52339964]

>>52339886
I think he's saying he thought they had 0 leverage on the customer accounts when it was actually 2x leverage

[Anonymous No.52339971]

>>52339886
well it's an admission that he kept only 24x a single day's withdrawals
he should have a 1:1 backing of all user funds which should be way more than that on any exchange
is he gonna say he has less liquid assets to sell to cover?

[Anonymous No.52339985]

>>52339658
Why do I feel bad for him?

[Anonymous No.52339991]

>>52339918
Do you think Google hates that Bing exists? They love Bing, they can point to it and tell regulators they're not a monopoly

[Anonymous No.52339994]

>>52339779
>Bold claim. The sort of claim you go to prison to for 20 years if it turns out to not be true. I'll believe it

[Anonymous No.52340000]

>>52339658
oh god i hope this is a suicide note

[Anonymous No.52340006]

>>52339754
>kike got outjewed by a chink

[Anonymous No.52340010]

>we have assets/collateral but it's illiquid
>also we can't promise you that we will be able to get liquidity, we're going around begging for loans
Wait what? So he has illiquid assets but he can't promise to make them liquid? How does that work? What can stop him from selling those illiquid assets over some period of time? What the fuck does he own that he can't sell in a week or a month? A satellite currently in orbit?

[Anonymous No.52340033]

>you now remember that Larry David FTX ad

[Anonymous No.52340036]

>>52339658
his comments on Alameda are sus. It seems like they fucked up hard and may have been the root cause of all this.

But yeah seems like there is hope for FTX users

[Anonymous No.52340040]

>>52340010
>What can stop him from selling those illiquid assets over some period of time?
Nobody wants them. A real company would mark them down to $0.

[Anonymous No.52340044]

>>52339994
Oh no he's fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.52340049]

Is this why FTT is pumping rn?

[Anonymous No.52340053]

>>52339994
This man emits total confidence. I will definitely invest with him again.

[Anonymous No.52340054]

>>52339994
imagine if they are completely insolvent and this still holds up in court lmao

[Anonymous No.52340074]

>>52339658
>he's alive!
damn....

[Anonymous No.52340082]

>>52339931
no. Does anybody remember who this fellow is?

[Anonymous No.52340094]

lmao

[Anonymous No.52340100]

If I ever see this kike in public I am going to slit his throat. He'd better be very careful with his remaining wealth to stay out of the public eye and sequestered behind several layers of physical security.

If not, I am going to scalp his disgusting jewfro off his skull and wear it like a hat.

[Anonymous No.52340101]

>>52339994
>FTX is FULLY SOLVENT*
*nᵒᵗ ᶠᶦnᵃnᶜᶦᵃˡ ᵃᵈᵛᶦᶜᵉ

[Anonymous No.52340103]

>>52339658
Apologizing is useless. He and Caroline are going to jail.

[Anonymous No.52340113]

>>52339658
Nigger.

[Anonymous No.52340164]

>>52339754
>"we will not gamble with user funds"
>gamble with user funds
>your gambling fails
>lie about it, lie that funds are safe
>funds are gone
>"wtf how could CZ do this?!?"

I don't get it

[Anonymous No.52340173]

>>52339681
THE MOST GENEROUS BILLIONAIRE
>>52339754
lmao, the crypto space is a kindergarten.

[Anonymous No.52340179]

>>52340010
It all goes back to the original scheme where Alameda had a gigantic hole in its books because it was doing the same degenerate trading that got Celsius killed. The solution was to activate at least $4 billion in FTT that had been airdropped to Alameda when it was first created, and then use that FTT as collateral to "borrow" customer deposits from FTX. That way the balance sheet remains balanced; FTX loses $4 billion in customer deposits but "gains" $4 billion in "loans" secured by FTT as collateral, and Alameda gets $4 billion in liquid coins to cover its losses, and in the liability side it has the $4 billion IOU to FTX.

The problem is that FTT is so illiquid that if you ever tried to sell it to get even a fraction of that $4 billion, it would crash the price to zero. It also has limited use cases so there is basically zero organic interest in it; the price was probably at least in part bumped up by wash-trading orchestrated by FTX.

[Anonymous No.52340190]

>still blaming CZ
What a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.52340220]

[Anonymous No.52340221]

>>52339658
apology accepted!

[Anonymous No.52340226]

Luckily, nobody on biz should have gotten caught pants down on this whole thing for many anons warning for literally the last year and then some, right? kek

[Anonymous No.52340231]

WITH JEWS YOU LOSE

[Anonymous No.52340237]

lot of dooming here but I think SBF and FTX will end up okay. He apologized, the situation seems less dire than the media's making it out to be, and they're going to do right by their customers.

Basically, all that happened is a big nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.52340238]

>>52340179
ok shkreli you figured it out

[Anonymous No.52340266]

>>52339658

[Anonymous No.52340282]

>>52340220
yeah so alameda was definitely doing the weird shit. Why wind it down? They clearly fucked up majorly

>>52340237
yeah I think there is a decent probability that people will get their money back

[Anonymous No.52340287]

The walk of shame.
Greedy basterd.

[Anonymous No.52340300]

>>52340094
motherfuckers playing league, give me back my money you piece of shit

[Anonymous No.52340327]

>>52340164
He's a Jew. Now you do.

[Anonymous No.52340331]

>The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

[Anonymous No.52340338]

>>52339658
Sorry doesn’t pay the bills.

[Anonymous No.52340346]

>>52339727
This, but they are goldfishes, niggercattle goyfarm.

[Anonymous No.52340351]

>>52340237
>-8 billion
>everything will be fine
lol
lmao even
Protip FTX just had it's tether frozen because the police are investigating
It's fucking over

[Anonymous No.52340352]

>>52340282
>Why wind it down?
Because all their creditors are going after them and after this shitshow they're not getting any new investors.

>I think there is a decent probability that people will get their money back
People will definitely get some of it back, but they're going to take a large haircut because FTX simply does not have the funds to cover every simple deposit.

[Anonymous No.52340362]

>>52340164
his logic is: if cz didn't FUD us on twitter (and kept $FTT at $22), we'd all be okay!

[Anonymous No.52340379]

>>52339826
Nakadashi Osaka
>CAPTCHA: ASS42

[Anonymous No.52340405]

>>52340100
That’s gross you might catch a lice infestation

[Anonymous No.52340417]

>>52339886
>>52339994
he's not making sense desu, wtf is he even saying

[Anonymous No.52340428]

>>52339658
>I fucked up
The only thing you fucked up was getting caught. The real problem is that you pulled a ton of massive scams you fat, faggoty piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.52340430]

That's fair enough honestly. Everyone deserves a second chance. He's only young, everyone makes mistakes when they're young. At least he is being transparent and has apologised publicly. I'm pretty sure CZ has way more skeletons in his closet anyway, he should be investigated ASAP.

[Anonymous No.52340439]

>>52339658
Lmao, he's going to prison for securities fraud.
You don't create an $8,000,000,000 ponzi-scheme without facing any legal repercussions.

[Anonymous No.52340449]

>>52340352
in his tweet he said he's in talks with multiple parties (LOIs, term sheets, etc). I think they find a buyer and it gets sorted

[Anonymous No.52340457]

>>52339658
Does anybody know where this cocksucker is? How long before they can get a red notice out on him?

[Anonymous No.52340458]

>>52339658
So let me get this straight. He gambles with his user funds, often against his user positions to feed his cascade liquidation scheme;
When the jig is up and he is about to be shafted, he shorts USDT in one of the scammiest moves ever seen (sell USDT to USDC and then borrow USDT against his USDC to short more), not with his own funds, but instead WITH HIS STOLEN USER FUNDS AGAIN; And when people realize it and CZ starts (along tether) to block his obvious manipulation, he still refuses to apologize properly and gives us this ?

This guy, is every bit as much of a scam and evil as 4chan ever said. No wonder he is brazenly defended by MSM.

[Anonymous No.52340471]

>>52340351
keep dooming. SBF is not a bad guy.

[Anonymous No.52340491]

>>52340094
Based Sam

[Anonymous No.52340494]

>>52340449
I'm not too optimistic about him being able to find a buyer that can cover an $8 billion hole, but it would certainly be nice for people with money in FTX if he does. What would be hilarious is if he finds a buyer who has been doing the exact same scam as him and puts up a wash-traded illiquid shitcoin as collateral for the purchase.

[Anonymous No.52340498]

JEWS ROCK

[Anonymous No.52340501]

>>52340082
not the 99% newniggers here, and I even here since 16 :D

[Anonymous No.52340513]

>>52340439
he is jewish, im sure his tribe will protect him

[Anonymous No.52340520]

>>52339658
someone give me the rundown
did this fag overleverage himself or something?

[Anonymous No.52340529]

>>52340458
>He gambles with his user funds
It seems like what happened was he gambled with his own money, lost massively when 3AC and Luna popped, and only then seized FTX user funds to cover his gigantic losses.

[Anonymous No.52340538]

LMAOOOO
read: i put most user funds on a huge margin short just before announcing the liquidity crunch and suppressing withdrawals, and at $16,800 per BTC, we're winning! no need to thank me!!

[Anonymous No.52340541]

>>52339658
He sounds like a mind broken rat who's still trying to weasel his way out of his predicament

[Anonymous No.52340544]

>>52340164
>"The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you"
/pol/ isn't always right, or even sometimes right these days, but some thing still hold true.

[Anonymous No.52340555]

>>52340471
No one believes he wasn't evil. Even the normies now are having a hard time after he stole their money

[Anonymous No.52340574]

>>52340538
like why else would the VALUE of FTX's reserves vary compared to user deposits? obviously he used his users funds to trade against his users

[Anonymous No.52340578]

>>52340513
Bernie Madoff was Jewish too.
Jews will absolutely abandon you if you cause them to lose money.

[Anonymous No.52340625]

>>52339658
What you people fail to understand is that nobody lost more than him from the collapse of FTX.

If he says he's sorry, it means he's sorry. Don't fucking punish him, he has been through enough already.

[Anonymous No.52340627]

>>52339994
He communicates at a high school level holy shit

[Anonymous No.52340639]

>>52340538
the liquidity varies widely bro

[Anonymous No.52340654]

>>52339658
Let me guess, gone to live in Israel.

[Anonymous No.52340669]

With lose(ers) you jews.

[Anonymous No.52340672]

>>52340625
hahaha

...he and Carolina are going to jail.

[Anonymous No.52340694]

>>52340541
a jew. tomorrow he will be genuinely surprised at how you can't remember that he was right.

[Anonymous No.52340700]

>>52339658
Unironically, that's exactly what my Jewish wife said after I caught her in an affair--and I BELIEVED HER!--before she of course got caught by me again and I divorced her with no alimony.
Recognize fake apologies, it could save your life.
SBF would do it again if he could.

[Anonymous No.52340701]

If you fashion yourself a /biz/ poster and you've held any amount of crypto on any CEX, you need to go back.

[Anonymous No.52340726]

>>52340625
Yep. He is the biggest loser in all of this. Imagine how he must feel knowing his name will be stained forever, for the rest of his life. You think he doesn't know he fucked up? Having to watch your back constantly for his remaining years. That kind of fate I do not wish on anyone, I truly do believe he's sorry.

[Anonymous No.52340732]

>>52340625
LMAO!!
Bernie Madoff also lost a shit-ton when his scheme collapsed. Almost every fraudster loses money (even though they gain a lot too).
Screenshot this: he is either going to get killed, or he's going to prison. There is no way to lose that much of investors money and get away with it scott-free. He absolutely committed several securities violations by being so careless with peoples money.

[Anonymous No.52340744]

>>52340625
He's not sorry about the people's lives he's ruined (far more than just the user base of FTX, far more than even the crypto community), he's sorry that he got caught and that he ran out of people to betray or to scapegoat (such as 2 hours ago when he was shorting USDT). He's a piece of shit who hides behind good intentions.

[Anonymous No.52340752]

>>52340010
it's most likely margin loans to other crypto investors. Here's a quick rundown:

>Investor A deposits 1000 link into FTX
>Investor B wants to short link, asks FTX for a loan
>FTX says sure, we'll lend you the link so you can short it, but hey remember, you owe us that link so don't forget!

Now Investor A says he wants to stake his link elsewhere, but FTX say oops, we don't have the liquidity! Since FTX has perpetual futures they can't simply call up investor B and tell them to buy back the link they shorted.

Now this gets ten times worse when the collateral is FTT itself, as this is essentially FTX leveraging itself. When there's uncertainty and the share price begins to decrease, a death spiral can (and will as seen recently) occur. This is pic related.

[Anonymous No.52340755]

>>52340094
>secure coms
Apparently politicians do this at times.

[Anonymous No.52340768]

>>52339952
Hmmm, I wonder what contributed to that fellow goy

[Anonymous No.52340777]

>>52339754
Lmao he’s going to live the rest of his little rat life seething that this chink took everything away from him

[Anonymous No.52340788]

>>52340732
he didnt lose the money of US citizens which is where madoff fucked up so whos gonna send him to prison? he will just run to israel

[Anonymous No.52340837]

>>52340752
so basically he wanted to larp as a bank and got a lesson on why we have glass stegal etc. and everyone remembered internet coins are fake money

[Anonymous No.52340848]

>>52339754
what the fuck is this drama queen bullshit. back then capatalists were GANGSTER. yeah bankjew was a scamming piece of shit but cz burning his bookies should have absolutely been met with retaliations, GANGSTER style like gunfights, murder, sleeping with the fishes, those mafia stuffs. The 21st century is fucking gay and lame

[Anonymous No.52340887]

>>52340788
He donated money to Dems who fucked the us economy and attempted to remove freedoms and regulate the crypto market.

[Anonymous No.52340893]

So how the fuck is FTT up to $3 while all this is happening?

[Anonymous No.52340920]

>>52340887
I always find it funny that Americans see this shit and just call it 'lobbying' instead of 'corruption'

[Anonymous No.52340926]

>>52340887
Also, I forgot but he did lose US citizen's money through FTX US. So he's fucked either way

[Anonymous No.52340953]

>>52339754
lmao "you won"
this faggot is just as autistic as the average retard here that thinks every argument or discussion is a "fight" that you have to win

[Anonymous No.52340957]

WHERES MY FORESKIN, KIKE?

[Anonymous No.52340964]

>>52340893
falling knife catchers

[Anonymous No.52340980]

>>52339919
if you use a foreign company to commit international crime you get the interpol on your ass
bahamas law my ass

[Anonymous No.52341002]

>>52340957
They turned it into the clotshots and then they injected it back into you.

[Anonymous No.52341013]

>>52340893
Because the crypto community is full of retards

[Anonymous No.52341087]

>>52340980
>you get the interpol on your ass
arent they still busy tracking down people who copied VHS tapes?

[Anonymous No.52341095]

>>52339931
Thats what people say about all of them lol.

[Anonymous No.52341097]

>>52340164

[Anonymous No.52341188]

>>52340100
youll never do anything lol

[Anonymous No.52341217]

>>52339882
cz has kids?

[Anonymous No.52341224]

>>52339811
Kek

[Anonymous No.52341241]

>>52341097
kek'd

[Anonymous No.52341261]

>>52340744
It’s so obvious too. The guy is a scheming piece of shit

[Anonymous No.52341311]

SBF could give a fuck he will bribe his way to freedom with all your money anons
glad i stuck with kevin! kek

[Anonymous No.52341329]

>>52340439
You do if you are a member of the banking clan and sent into crypto to destroy it.

[Anonymous No.52341358]

The sad part is, when they make a movie about it Sam will be the protagonist and Cz the villain

[Anonymous No.52341380]

>>52339754
The chink really is the Jew but stronger

[Anonymous No.52341387]

>>52339754
Except CZ is not the one doing fractional reserve like a jewish rat. Hope this snarky fuck rots in jail for the rest of his life.

[Anonymous No.52341394]

>>52339754
FTX next step is bankrupt

[Anonymous No.52341419]

>>52339658
>should have done better
no, he should be sorry he existed

[Anonymous No.52341434]

>>52339658
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

[Anonymous No.52341435]

>>52341358
Hollywood is terrified to show China as anything but the hyper-compenent benevolent foreign superpower.

[Anonymous No.52341455]

>>52340893
lunc tards

[Anonymous No.52341494]

>>52341434
I am smiling because he's finally going to jail.

[Anonymous No.52341495]

Based Changpeng Zhao The Jew Slayer

[Anonymous No.52341501]

>>52340094
>mcdonalds
>goth titties
>teeny dong
is this fake?

[Anonymous No.52341552]

>>52339658
"I'm sorry I got caught. I still have all my money.
And I'll do it again too, goy"

[Anonymous No.52341579]

>>52340529
>if I win, I win
>if I lose, I make others lose instead
Sociopath logic.

[Anonymous No.52341598]

>>52340220
>your own firm trading on your exchange
yeah definately nothing fishy, no conflict of interest there

[Anonymous No.52341639]

>>52339754
>CZ IS FUCKED
Yes, everyone will listen and believe a corrupt jew scammer that got caught with his pants down stealing from the goyim.
FTX shills are the ultimate golem.

[Anonymous No.52341710]

>>52339658
>I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.52341720]

>>52340529
If you have to cover for your losses, that wasn't your money to gamble with

[Anonymous No.52341736]

>>52340926
looks like he used FTX international to bail out FTX US lol

[Anonymous No.52341738]

Celebrate all you want, but CZ has shown himself to be one of the greatest antisemites of the current age, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. We're coming for you.

[Anonymous No.52341741]

>>52341710
Take the jew cock off your mouth golem.
No wonder you are on your knees.

[Anonymous No.52341749]

>>52339754
>I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling chink!

[Anonymous No.52341752]

>>52339971
so it was paper trading/fractional reserve banking after all

[Anonymous No.52341770]

>>52340627
These are the retards normies worship. Think about that.

[Anonymous No.52341825]

>>52341494

[Anonymous No.52341835]

>>52341770
"Normies" have never heard of FTX.

[Anonymous No.52341854]

>>52339658
I think the biggest thing is people losing all their money

[Anonymous No.52341861]

>>52340625
What are you doing wasting time on 4chan you fat retarded fucking Jew. Go ferret around and find my fucking money.

[Anonymous No.52341869]

>>52339811

[Anonymous No.52341900]

>>52341825
He's either going to jail or getting killed because he knows too much over his close ties to his dem buddies. Trust me, he WANTS to go to jail.

[Anonymous No.52341920]

>>52339658
"sorry goys! (no refunds)"

[Anonymous No.52341940]

>>52341835
How widespread and protracted were their sponsorships at public venues?

[Anonymous No.52341941]

>>52341358
Maybe they can turn it into a romance?

[Anonymous No.52341952]

>>52340625
No. I want him to go to prison and to get fucked by Tyrone, Tyrell and T'Quayshawn, all at the same time

[Anonymous No.52341969]

These are just Jewish tricks

[Anonymous No.52342031]

>>52341940
American Handegg is a sport played and watched in one country, and how many people who watch handegg actually bother to look up what FTX was?
Well, I suppose now a lot more will find out, lel.

[Anonymous No.52342038]

>>52339952
>The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

[Anonymous No.52342096]

>>52341952
Sam would consider that a win-win

[Anonymous No.52342140]

>>52340237
>He apologized
This. Everything is forgiven now. Move on.

[Anonymous No.52342151]

hmmm should I trust this jew who just exit scammed or not. REALLY HARD TO FIGURE THIS OUT BROS SOMEONE HELP

[Anonymous No.52342205]

>>52340744
>He's not sorry about the people's lives he's ruined (far more than just the user base of FTX, far more than even the crypto community)
Fun fact: the Ontario teachers pension plan had hundreds of millions in FTX.

[Anonymous No.52342241]

>>52340578
>Bernie Madoff
His crime was that he particularly targeted jews for his scheme, and jews lost a disproportionate amount of money compared to the goyim. They wouldn't have cared so much if it was spread out.

[Anonymous No.52342286]

>>52339886
He's saying he thought he wasn't doing fractional reserve banking, but he now realizes he was.

And in the tweet above that one he gives us the reason why he thought so: He didn't label the accounts properly. Ooops. He totally wouldn't have gambled with his user's money if he only had properly labeled the money. Tragic.

[Anonymous No.52342291]

>>52339658
>biggest thing I made booboo amd muh expectations
Literal fucking child

[Anonymous No.52342307]

>>52339658
>get FUCKED goyim!!! Thanks for the billions of dollars I used to donate towards Jewish agenda

Is what he is really saying

[Anonymous No.52342317]

>>52340700
>she of course got caught by me again and I divorced her with no alimony
How did that work out? In most places now, infidelity is totally irrelevant for alimony.

[Anonymous No.52342348]

>>52342291
He said he was sorry bro just leave it.

[Anonymous No.52342383]

>>52339658
he sowwy okay? stop bulli
yes your money is gone so what? look how sad he is thanks to (You)

[Anonymous No.52342421]

>>52339811
Just made the picture but realized you typed private plane. I shopped it on the Family Express image where the guy's at the gas station...

[Anonymous No.52342425]

> I uh should've communicated better
Wasn't he online playing LoL the whole day?

[Anonymous No.52342451]

>>52342421
me too

[Anonymous No.52342524]

with the democrat donation, what's the probability that this story will become huge politically?
https://twitter.com/RepTomEmmer/status/1590717374801809409

[Anonymous No.52342615]

>>52339985
congrats you've learned you are easily manipulable. Self-knowledge is power.

[Anonymous No.52342620]

>>52342286
wow that's some serious incompetence. I used to admire this guy for being such a successful scammer, but he was retarded the entire time.

I guess Charles Hoskinson is my new favourite charlatan

[Anonymous No.52342677]

>>52342286
There's stuff that goes over my head and shit, but isn't this a directly go to jail card?

[Anonymous No.52342760]

>>52342524
>anti-democrat story
>become huge
Lmao yeah bro I'm sure their media will slander them, they're going to get real antisemitic on them too lmao

[Anonymous No.52342769]

>>52339811
*clogged, fatty veins* and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.52342881]

What is with autists? do they literally not know anything about the world? This guy is megarich and he's just tweeting himself? He doesn't have an entire team of lawyers marketers and publicists advising him and controlling his public statements? Why are these guys like that LOL this would be the first thing I start doing if I had even a fraction of these guys wealth and public notoriety. They're dumber than teeny bopper pop stars.

[Anonymous No.52342938]

will he apologize for lobbying and pushing for regulation

[Anonymous No.52343100]

>>52340430
This is not a paid bot, it’s sbf himself

[Anonymous No.52343134]

I lost $30,000

[Anonymous No.52343193]

>>52339658
Fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.52343314]

>>52343134
on FTX?

[Anonymous No.52343352]

>>52342677
1) He said he's sorry. This experience has been stressful enough.

2) Users are the number 1 priority. He has to work on paying them back.

[Anonymous No.52343382]

>>52339658
"you won", hahahahaha; I love this kike!

[Anonymous No.52343423]

>>52339658
Sorry guys, just a little 8 billion dollar racketeering ring is all. Now a lot of people have done me wrong in the last few days but I forgive them. Let's move on

[Anonymous No.52343428]

>>52339658
>>52339908
>>52339931
>>52341013
>>52343382
Also, braindead normalfags BTFO'd make my dick hard; I will cum a lot today.

[Anonymous No.52343492]

>>52343134
what compelled you to support FTX to begin with?

[Anonymous No.52343957]

>>52342421
you're telling me a semite crypto billionaire millenial has no social media photos of him in a private plane?

[Anonymous No.52344065]

>>52342677
Anon, his name is Bankman. He donated to the dems. The chances of him going to jail let alone be charged with a crime are zero.

[Anonymous No.52344271]

>>52343428
How is he going to eat? He needs to pay for his restaurant or grocery bill with money from his FTX account. It's his only option. How is this poor man going to eat?

[Anonymous No.52344497]

>>52341494
>One of the largest democratic campaign contributors.
>Jewish
>The son of a campaign manager or something.
>did I mention Jewish?
There won't be jail, there won't even be a sham trial. He'll just leave the country and live a quiet life across the ocean.

[Anonymous No.52344618]

>>52341494
That's a weird way to spell Israel but ok

[Anonymous No.52344620]

>>52340006
A muslim chinck in fact !!! Isnt it funny? lmaoo

[Anonymous No.52344638]

>>52344497
>>The son of a campaign manager or something.
Son of 2 Jewish Stanford professors

[Anonymous No.52344655]

>>52343492
I mean as shady as FTX was Jews have a history of getting away with shady shit and building empires. It wasn't a bad bet. I held SOL at one time with that exact reasoning. Solded it a lot time ago and made a nice profit, lost all of that since, was gambling on shitcoins

[Anonymous No.52344686]

>>52339658
>He's alive
For now. A lot of angry people in the world right now.

[Anonymous No.52344725]

>>52344686
Oh my god that body shape is just splendid.

[Anonymous No.52344749]

>>52339658
This guy will be fine. His name alone is now enough to make money through book and movie royalties for the rest of his life. Remember he's a jew.

[Anonymous No.52344775]

>>52342677
Tabasco or Caroline will probably be sent to jail to calm down the peasants who lost their money but Sam donated so much to politics that he has a get-out-of-jail free card. They will hold a congress hearings and hear his little sob story about how he made a little mistake and didnt know Alameda was leveraging the way they were. Then DoJ goes after the Alameda execs and the story is done

[Anonymous No.52344779]

>>52344749
>book and movie royalties
i'm sure the people who lost all their money will simply laugh it off

[Anonymous No.52344790]

>FTX Chief Executive Sam Bankman-Fried said in investor meetings this week that Alameda owes FTX about $10 billion, people familiar with the matter said. FTX extended loans to Alameda using money that customers had deposited on the exchange for trading purposes, a decision that Mr. Bankman-Fried described as a poor judgment call, one of the people said.

Lol. What a fucking retard. Wild he worked at jane street.

[Anonymous No.52344798]

>>52344775
Tobias is the least Jewish one so he's probably done now

[Anonymous No.52344813]

>>52344271
he money trap in ftx .. he have no fresh money only rotten money .. he was not able to withdrawn .. when he eat ??

[Anonymous No.52344815]

>>52344798
Caroline getting promoted to CEO only a few months before shit went down makes me think Sam and Tabasco may have chosen her as the scapegoat

[Anonymous No.52344847]

>>52344790
So when he said
>We have enough assets to cover user deposits
he meant
>I owe myself 10 billion, therefore I have 10 billions in non-liquid assets. Ignore my alter ego who has a 10 billion liability, he already lost that money anyway.

[Anonymous No.52344848]

>>52344815
Caroline about to spend 1000 years in federal pound me in the ass prison

[Anonymous No.52344899]

>>52344779
Goyim always forget

[Anonymous No.52344904]

>>52342677
This isn't nazi Germany you incel. You can't send jews to jail just because you don't like them.

[Anonymous No.52344912]

>>52339931
which will be short as obviously he was astroturfed by jews so will be epsteined. Blackrock and mossad wont want anyone noticing too hard

[Anonymous No.52344949]

How greedy do you have to be to gamble with free money as a billionaire? Like, nigga, you’re an unregulated bank with the money of suckers, just enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.52344992]

>>52340555
Alot of people roped in last 48 hours as I understand as well. Intentional or not, it is not a small matter.

[Anonymous No.52345013]

>>52344779
Yeah, that's the thing. It's all fun and games until a person with nothing left to lose shows up at their door step.

[Anonymous No.52345027]

CAN ANYONE ITT TELL ME WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO SOLANA
I’m shorting hard as fuck, doubled down this local bottom. just this morning I found out the Reddit kikes that run the nodes forced staked wallets to auto stake. How much SOL is in FTX/Alameda balance sheet? Should I have shorted FTT instead?

[Anonymous No.52345049]

>>52345027
solana is slowly burning bridge with ftx. but i still never gonna trust that outage coin

[Anonymous No.52345070]

>>52345027
Also, how much of SOL is controlled by SBF/AR? I know it’s a centralized piece of shit that can’t scale but anyone have any idea how much is under SBF control? Once FTX officially declared chapter 11 and SBF is in the news with law enforcement I have a feeling it’s gonna LUNA

[Anonymous No.52345129]

>>52345070
Luna died because it lost the usecase as a coin backing the stable, as the stable depegged. SOL won't lose the usecase unless the network itself dies which would be completely unrelated to anything Sam does

[Anonymous No.52345143]

>>52345027
>I’m shorting hard as fuck, doubled down this local bottom. j
Whats your average entry price?

[Anonymous No.52345160]

>>52342286
Whoever buys what this ratfink kike is saying right now is an idiot. He knew what he was doing, (((gambling))) with the goyim's money, and he doesn't give a shit. He's only upset that he got found out and it blew up in his face.

[Anonymous No.52345163]

Guys I actually think he's going to get away with this. FTX US is fully backed. As long as the damn mutts can withdraw, I reckon he'll be alright. He probably figured this out too: gamble with FTX INTL's funds and keep FTX US safe.

[Anonymous No.52345176]

>>52339811
kjek

[Anonymous No.52345228]

>>52345129
Willing to bet Sam has big SOL bags he’s gonna have to dump, I believe he does put in a lot of time and money into maintaining solana, and if he were to disappear a big player would be out and and smaller fish will have to see how they handle a 4 Petrabyte per year blockchain while the prices don’t recover
I’d expect a lot more outages and demoralization, it could possibly be another dragonchain

[Anonymous No.52345232]

[Anonymous No.52345251]

>>52345232
>I don't know any facts
exactly what a fucking piece of shit

[Anonymous No.52345252]

>>52345232
god i hate plebbit tier boomers like this so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.52345255]

>>52345143
Meant to say doubled down at local top which was a few hours ago, my first entry is around 18.80

[Anonymous No.52345261]

>>52340439
Israel does not extradite for financial crimes.

[Anonymous No.52345267]

>>52340094
>solo challenger jungle
kinda based

[Anonymous No.52345285]

>>52345252
he's another jewish billionaire scammer. he instadeleted that

[Anonymous No.52345288]

>>52344904
not yet

[Anonymous No.52345305]

>NOT ADVICE, OF ANY KIND, IN ANY WAY I WAS NOT VERY CAREFUL WITH MY WORDS HERE, AND DO NOT MEAN ANY OF THEM IN A TECHNICAL OR LEGAL SENSE; I MAY WELL HAVE NOT DESCRIBED THINGS RIGHT though I'm trying to be transparent. I'M NOT A GOOD DEV AND PROBABLY MISDESCRIBED SOMETHING.

Wtf does this mean? Is he saying that everything that is coming out of his mouth is bullshit, so don't take his word for it?

ENOUGH SAM, THAT'LL BE ENOUGH.

[Anonymous No.52345317]

>>52345232
>Bernie Madoff plead guilty. We have to give him credit for his accountability here. It reflects well on him

[Anonymous No.52345332]

>>52345285
the hooked nose vegan was left hanging lol

[Anonymous No.52345338]

>>52345255
>Meant to say doubled down at local top
So about $18 avg? You might make it, good luck.

[Anonymous No.52345340]

>>52339658
In english, Doc.

[Anonymous No.52345355]

>>52339994
This is the funniest shit in the world.

[Anonymous No.52345363]

>>52345232
Jews protecting their own tribe.

[Anonymous No.52345394]

>>52345285
>>52345232
>it was an accident we are so sorry

[Anonymous No.52345443]

>>52341710
that gg

[Anonymous No.52345469]

>>52345363
I hear a /pol/cel kvetching

[Anonymous No.52345481]

>22 tweets of pilpul
not gonna read that shit

[Anonymous No.52345507]

>>52339658
Sorry goys no hard feelings

[Anonymous No.52345532]

>>52340439
whos going to prosecute him?
Merrick Garfinkle? lol?

[Anonymous No.52345537]

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HSIT WHERE'S MYU FUCKING MOJNEY ,AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COMING FOR YOU SAM IM COMING FOR MY FUCKING MONEY

[Anonymous No.52345586]

>>52339754
More like he won anon,
"Let that Chink in"

[Anonymous No.52345585]

lol lol lol

who is scooping up cheapies?

[Anonymous No.52345612]

>>52345228
Yeah it'll dump but it won't straight up disappear into thin air like Luna. As long as the network works there's value in it

[Anonymous No.52345739]

>>52339658
you didn't just fuck up jackass. you need to commit seppuku to redeem yourself

[Anonymous No.52345783]

>>52339678

[Anonymous No.52345789]

>>52339658
all that money you lost went to the biden campaign

[Anonymous No.52345790]

>>52343428
Yeah I guess somewhere on the way to the grocery store his cash had to make a quick stop at FTX. makes sense

[Anonymous No.52345815]

>>52345739
that would be cultural appropriation

[Anonymous No.52345831]

>>52344686
I wish a nigga would ffs please

[Anonymous No.52345898]

Gimme back my 60k and we will call it even.
You got about 300 anons here after me as well you son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.52345941]

>>52345898
Imgine unironically holding a large position on an exchange

[Anonymous No.52345986]

>>52345941
Oh no i wasn't holding on FTX but this faggot caused the 21 crash twice and kept liquidating the market making it impossible to make money netting me in a total of 60k losses throughout these two years.
TLDR he owes me 60k

[Anonymous No.52346068]

>>52340362
so Enron only collapsed because of FUD?

[Anonymous No.52346130]

Holy shit all the nigger faggots in here thinking chinks are stronger than Jews need to re-evaluate that information. For the past few decades Israel is the main reason why China has gotten as close as they have to the US in technology. Without our greatest ally to sell out our secrets from behind our backs to them and others. You know in the typical Jewish fashion of playing both sides as they do. The Chinese would have never come close to where they are now even with 50 years of their own. Even now they still seek outsiders not beholden to nation state entities to help increase their understanding and efficiency in a lot of different technologies. A great reminder of this facet is what is currently happening with specific semiconductor and microchip technologies. A sole country within Europe is a main manufacture of a specific set of blueprints for a special type of hardware that puts our technology a decade or so ahead in terms of computational power and processing. But they at the institute that has the only known methods to create the most efficient hardware in those fields estimate it is only a matter of time before China 'figures it out on their own,' because, in the end it comes down to some bullshit about math and physics.

China didn't come up on their own like the fake nigger rags to riches story you dumb ape fuckers.

[Anonymous No.52346177]

>>52339882
>Chinese people truly are the apex predators
No they aren't, that would be the escalator

[Anonymous No.52346203]

>>52340000
checked

[Anonymous No.52346238]

>>52339754
he’s really trying to shift blame huh

[Anonymous No.52346239]

>>52346130
Israel didn't even exist when China built half of its empires. The had a bronze age empire, did YOUR country have a bronze age empire? China is unironically the greatest living empire on this planet, it's just the western hubris that won't allow anglos to agnowledges it. Imagine comparing Israel to China lmao

[Anonymous No.52346261]

>>52341434
i laugh cuz i dont fucking fuck w FTX and that fucking fat cunt going to jail

[Anonymous No.52346264]

>>52340379

based nakadashi Osaka enjoyer

[Anonymous No.52346295]

>>52346239
Old empires came and went. Who gives the fuck about what Mongolians or Aztecs did thousand years ago: they don't have relevant achievements in the last century.

[Anonymous No.52346757]

>>52346130
Jews can't do crypto because there's too much missed profit opportunities flying around left or right causing physical pain. They only pull it off in regular markets because of the Fed.

[Anonymous No.52347150]

Shit niggas reading twitter it looks like this is just the beginning, this shit is going to blow up, hopefully tether doesnt implode with this shit, that would be the end of crypto

When its finally confirmed that FTX has exit scammed, BTC is going to drop hard

[Anonymous No.52347278]

>>52346239
the chinks have spent the last couple thousand years getting bent over and then fucking each other over at the behest of their invaders

[Anonymous No.52347289]

>>52340100
Hat. Like a yarmulke?

[Anonymous No.52347329]

>>52339658
digits and SBF spends the next 10-15 getting loved tenderly in jail

[Anonymous No.52347411]

>>52339658
This is one reason I prefer perpdex like gmx and Takepile, truly speaking, not your keys, not your funds.

[Anonymous No.52348158]

>>52346239
Dude China is going take over the world by 2050
>t. Anglo

[Anonymous No.52349722]

>>52345285
L M A O

[Anonymous No.52349803]

>>52342038
million times this

[Anonymous No.52350056]

>>52339754
What an irredeemable piece of shit
Ticker: FTT

[Anonymous No.52350117]

>>52342286
>I'm not a criminal I'm just a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.52350148]

>>52344848
Are they hiring?

[Anonymous No.52350269]

>>52348158
China's population pyramid is fucked, like Russia. They might get desperate and start a Logan's Run kind of thing to kill off the dependent old chinks. Wait a minute, is that what Corona was for?

[Anonymous No.52350354]

>>52340848
you need to understand that his kind is not used to loosing because they have subverted everyone else to do as they say or manipulate them to do as they say.

now for the first time in his life he has to face the consequences of his BS and will throw all the sissyfits known to man until eventually pulling out his victim trump card and saying it was anti semitic.

[Anonymous No.52350401]

>>52340100
nobody ever does, if people were truly held accountable for the shit they do and offed instead of hiding behind hordes of lawyers and bulletproof cars, private jets and private neighbourhoods the world wouldn't be were it's at.

[Anonymous No.52350499]

>>52341494
rich people don't go to "jail" and specially not if their mommy is connected to the elite.

that's why it's still funny how chuds defend this corrupt system to the core to put someone in jail for petty theft that might ruin his whole life and chance of anything forever, yet you see rich bastards getting off left and right and evading tax everywhere while putting others into economic misery.

[Anonymous No.52350568]

>>52350269
>dependent
From what I understand in Chinaland elderly depend on kids rather than state handouts. So elderly aren't that big of a drain on country's budget, they'll just make young generations quality of life worse but they're used to it

[Anonymous No.52350656]

>>52347278
>last couple thousand years
Typical misinformed product of anglo education. Chinamen had Shang dynasty in the bronze age, then came the shitty warring states period, then they had Han empires during antiquity, then the shitty three kingdoms period, then Tang/Song medieval dynasties, then shitty mongol invasion period, then colonial era Ming dynasty, then the shitty western invasion period you're referring to, and now they're back again. The cycle of
>ebin empire - time of strife - ebin empire -...
repeats again and again in Chinese history for 3000+ years.

[Anonymous No.52351237]

>>52341940
>>52342031
Cricket world cup happening right now with FTX as the biggest sponsor. Second biggest sporting event in the world (after soccer).

[Anonymous No.52351493]

>>52342151
The kike says he's sorry, take your knee off his neck a little bit.

[Anonymous No.52351799]

>>52346239
All "Chinese" achievements were Aryan. Genghis Khan was white and redheaded. The "Great Wall of China" protected THE NORTH from THE SOUTH. It was not built by China.

You are a kike and should be hanged in the street.

[Anonymous No.52351819]

>>52339698
The story is getting crazier and crazier. At this point I can't even believe some of the shit I'm reading
But it's really
It's gonna make for an incredible movie

[Anonymous No.52351848]

>>52340848
This made me kek

[Anonymous No.52351869]

>>52343428
SEND THE TWEET

[Anonymous No.52351883]

>>52344618
Holy fuk

[Anonymous No.52351919]

>>52347150
Don't be left hanging when this house of cards collapses on Monday
You've been warned

[Anonymous No.52352558]

>>52339658
wow he's so generous. thank you bank man

[Anonymous No.52353469]

>>52340701
Pls this

[Anonymous No.52353674]

>>52341494
The (((media))) is already front running him as a victim and good guy. Nothing will happen.