/smg/ Arthur Burns edition

[Anonymous No.52338529]

No links lol

[Anonymous No.52338546]

fuck off
lol

[Anonymous No.52338567]

why does the cpi even matter man, if it matters it will show in the price action!

[Anonymous No.52338571]

>>52338529
I hope you lose money today

[Anonymous No.52338580]

went short. line go down pls.

if im wrong ill just take a quick loss.

[Anonymous No.52338590]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.52338591]

I just need Roblox to keep dumping

[Anonymous No.52338593]

>>52338529
Based
Links are for reddit.

[Anonymous No.52338605]

>Pre-CPI

[Anonymous No.52338606]

First for
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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and 10 millionth for FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.52338607]

Cpi or not this market is crashing. Crypto will spill over to stocks. Funds like tiger global are gonna get wrecked.

[Anonymous No.52338609]

Anything over 7.9% and we gap down 3% today. It's gonna be like 8.2%

[Anonymous No.52338612]

8.1

That's my bet

[Anonymous No.52338618]

who drinking coffee right tf now

[Anonymous No.52338627]

Carl Icahn will have an announcement at closing that will make all of /smg/ seethe

[Anonymous No.52338629]

>>52338618
7 minutes

[Anonymous No.52338630]

>>52338609
Please be right

[Anonymous No.52338643]

>>52338612
Perfectly dissatisfactory to everyone.

[Anonymous No.52338646]

>>52338618
Drinking beer. Just finished a 13 hour nightshift need to know if my puts finna print or not before I goto bed

[Anonymous No.52338648]

And wallah just like that I could get heemed or have the best day of the month

[Anonymous No.52338649]

>>52338609
Nah. It’s gonna be 7.7%
Brandon cooked the books.
Screencap this

[Anonymous No.52338650]

>>52338618
Hey stop spying on me!

[Anonymous No.52338659]

FEDWHISPER LEAKED 8.2%

[Anonymous No.52338666]

So is this Jewish pussy Arthur Burns going to actually hike rates or is he just going to keep doing his limp wristed 75 bepis that CLEARLY ARE NOT FUCKING WORKING

[Anonymous No.52338667]

>>52338618
Just got to work and poured myself a big black mug of the good stuff.
Good luck to everyone today regardless of your sentiments. Remember it's not worth committing sudoku just because you lost your money.

[Anonymous No.52338671]

>>52338659
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52338678]

8.3%
>8.3%
8.3%
>8.3%
8.3%
>8.3%
8.3%
>8.3%

[Anonymous No.52338681]

Prepare to sell or buy. Crab is out for the day

[Anonymous No.52338680]

I'm really nervous. Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.52338683]

>>52338618
just waked and baked myself

[Anonymous No.52338684]

Dump on a goy who can’t trade PM. My hands are tied. My body is ready

[Anonymous No.52338694]

52% 48% split for 50bps 75bps going into CPI

[Anonymous No.52338696]

>14.7
Holy fuck it is over

[Anonymous No.52338698]

>>52338618
Morning coffee right here.

[Anonymous No.52338700]

>>52338666
>666
Federal Reserve worships Satan and are bringing in the market of the beast enslavement system confirmed

[Anonymous No.52338709]

CPI IS 2% LOOKS LIKE WE ARE BACK BABY WOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52338715]

A CPI JUST CRABBED UNDER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.52338717]

>>52338694
>there are people that think the stock market isn't just the biggest casino on earth

[Anonymous No.52338720]

1 minute.

[Anonymous No.52338726]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52338731]

>8.4
It's over for you mumus

[Anonymous No.52338734]

>10%
HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.52338735]

>>52338717
And that‘s a good thing (here‘s why)

[Anonymous No.52338736]

remember to sell all rips

[Anonymous No.52338738]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBt60dfwEBY

[Anonymous No.52338739]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52338742]

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT HAVE BEEN

[Anonymous No.52338747]

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.52338749]

reddit we did it

[Anonymous No.52338761]

Inflation 7.7% way below, bears on suicide watc

[Anonymous No.52338764]

GREEN GREEN GREEN

GME TO $45

[Anonymous No.52338765]

>>52338649
I CALLED IT
I CALLED IT
>7.7%

[Anonymous No.52338766]

MY PUTS WHAT THE FUCK LET ME SELL LET ME SELL NOW WHAT THE FUCK TO

[Anonymous No.52338767]

BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY FOR YOUR LIVES YOU NIGGER FUCKING BITCHES

[Anonymous No.52338769]

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.52338771]

Good morning anons, I love america.

[Anonymous No.52338778]

>bear faggots on suicide watch

You were warned yesterday

[Anonymous No.52338780]

strap in boys 7.7

[Anonymous No.52338781]

Core CPI (YoY) (Oct) 6.3% 6.5% 6.6%
Core CPI (MoM) (Oct) 0.3% 0.5% 0.6%
CPI (YoY) (Oct) 7.7% 8.0% 8.2%
CPI (MoM) (Oct) 0.4% 0.6% 0.4%

[Anonymous No.52338783]

Ah fuck I‘m heemed

[Anonymous No.52338786]

>7.7
Has there ever been a more fake report?

[Anonymous No.52338791]

fuck been posting red wave for days and went against it.

oops

[Anonymous No.52338792]

TQQQ LOADING UP HOLY TITA BOYS PIVOOOOT PIVOOOOT BEARS TO BULLS FULL THROTTLE PIVOOOOOOOT

[Anonymous No.52338796]

Casual 100 point pop in the S&P futures

[Anonymous No.52338797]

oh boy

[Anonymous No.52338800]

we fucking won meltie bros

[Anonymous No.52338804]

The fact that the jews can even buy so much so fast is amazing

[Anonymous No.52338805]

SOXL sisters...

[Anonymous No.52338811]

WHO LEARNED

[Anonymous No.52338813]

>-151.70

well that went badly

[Anonymous No.52338816]

Was holding soxs up till yesterday. Fucking dodged a bullet

[Anonymous No.52338819]

Spoonfeed me the core number and average core estimate

[Anonymous No.52338822]

PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

[Anonymous No.52338824]

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

[Anonymous No.52338826]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52338830]

Please I’m fucking heemed I went all in on SPY puts yesterday :(

[Anonymous No.52338834]

Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.52338837]

7.7
>7.7
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>7.7
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>7.7
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>7.7
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>7.7
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>7.7
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS FUCKING GO BOYOS

[Anonymous No.52338840]

Friendly reminder SPR releases stop tomorrow and that this is a fake and gay CPI print rally that you would be wise to sell

[Anonymous No.52338841]

i'm heemed. good job mumus

[Anonymous No.52338844]

LOL LOOK HOW SLOW THE THREAD IS

THERE ARE HUNDREDS, IF NOT THOUSANDS OF BEARS LURKING BUT NOT POSTING OUT OF BUTTHURT/PANIC

THE BOTTOM WAS IN WEEKS AGO

[Anonymous No.52338847]

>HE BOUGHT PUTS

[Anonymous No.52338855]

7.7%

[Anonymous No.52338858]

LMAO WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52338859]

>>52338844

[Anonymous No.52338862]

>>52338805
>+13% in premarket
so glad I didn't sell

[Anonymous No.52338864]

i need crypto pit contagion to save me

[Anonymous No.52338866]

MY NAKED SPY CALLS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.52338871]

I can't believe I got fucking beheemed.

[Anonymous No.52338877]

I locked in profits yesterday lmao only 8% of my account is in puts

[Anonymous No.52338880]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52338881]

>It's the year 2022
>7.7% inflation is bullish

We did it we beat inflation guys. Time to go all in on ARKK

[Anonymous No.52338885]

reminder that bears always overstay their welcome

[Anonymous No.52338889]

>>52338862
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I FEEL THIS SISTER

[Anonymous No.52338897]

What pattern is this?

[Anonymous No.52338898]

>>52338877
i locked in my profits as quick as i could sell following that green dildo rocket

[Anonymous No.52338899]

OIL ripping. You were told post midterms

[Anonymous No.52338902]

>this thread is going so fast nobody noticed Tether depegged

[Anonymous No.52338903]

This is yesterday's chart, but the dollar is right back at the bottom of this range.

[Anonymous No.52338909]

IT KEEPS GOING UP

[Anonymous No.52338911]

TRVN is such a terrible company I think my great grandchildren will still be bag holding. I fucking hate pharma stocks so much.

[Anonymous No.52338914]

Yesterday was just a fever dream I guess. Thank goodness.

[Anonymous No.52338915]

Bobo you still there pussy

[Anonymous No.52338919]

>>52338761
Hang on. Didn’t I say on the weekend I either needed crypto to go down *or* stonks to go up? My heart can’t handle both.

[Anonymous No.52338921]

>>52338529
it's off to the fucking races, boys
until december
stocks and gold to outperform bitcoin

[Anonymous No.52338922]

WHAT THE FJCK WAS THAT????

[Anonymous No.52338928]

i played it wrong every time and then the time i'd be right, i didn't play at all

[Anonymous No.52338942]

>>52338649
he called it

[Anonymous No.52338949]

>>52338902
>caring about crypto

[Anonymous No.52338951]

Should have closed my puts yesterday, shid.

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52338952]

my wife is going to kill me

[Anonymous No.52338957]

>>52338928
capitulation still coming

[Anonymous No.52338961]

>>52338881
probably about halfway done with the inflation story
no one actually cares about if the report is fake as fuck
also market is forward looking, chud
embrace the clown or be beclowned yourself

[Anonymous No.52338962]

>>52338881
honestly after their flogging from ftx thats a good call.

elon is going to tweet some shit about them again soon

[Anonymous No.52338965]

>>52338649
At this point it literally doesn't matter if it's rigged or not. Market believes it.

[Anonymous No.52338969]

>>52338942
Then it'll be quietly revised upwards a month from now

[Anonymous No.52338970]

Goodbye forever

[Anonymous No.52338971]

>>52338928

[Anonymous No.52338973]

Mr. Mumu-sir-sama...mercy

[Anonymous No.52338974]

>>52338952
kek that's what you get.

[Anonymous No.52338975]

Bears SEETHING

[Anonymous No.52338978]

>>52338952
I was thinking the same thing man.
I have puts that expire end of dec so the market will come back down at least some point by then

[Anonymous No.52338999]

Still seems like the market is coping on muh fed pivot. Inflation is still high, they might "slow" rate increases, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.52339001]

>>52338970
Bro.. how much did you lose?

[Anonymous No.52339002]

>>52338975
I should've know it was gonna be fake

[Anonymous No.52339003]

>>52338978
lucky. mine are ending this month. grats

[Anonymous No.52339007]

I bought the bottom on GOOG and META. Heh, maybe I am mommies little Warren Buffet after all

[Anonymous No.52339015]

>>52338694
There's been a wee bit o repositioning

[Anonymous No.52339020]

>>52339003
I don't like owning options if I'm less than a month out for reasons just like this. You can still roll tho too

[Anonymous No.52339021]

>>52338969
yeah that's the point, that keeps happening, and it NEVER prices in. that's just one more part of our bubbles keep coming from, then they crash all at once well beyond that.

[Anonymous No.52339027]

damn we need a bigger pump so I can take profits for my trip to Vegas

[Anonymous No.52339031]

>>52338649
Yo this nigga works at the BLS.

[Anonymous No.52339034]

>>52339015
Stop using that shit. It’s always wrong

[Anonymous No.52339049]

>even crypto is reversing

Hope you watched.

Hope you learned.

[Anonymous No.52339051]

>>52338961
I went to clown college bitch

[Anonymous No.52339056]

Lots of fed speakers today.
>>52339034
It's been 100% right going into the meetings.

[Anonymous No.52339063]

We tried to tell you guys that YoY readings were going to come in lower.
Prepare for the Santa Rally, which is the start of the neverending Golden Bullrun.
;)

[Anonymous No.52339071]

Luckily I'm a well positioned Bobo or this would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.52339079]

>>52338999
50 and then 25 is the most you're getting unless we get an absolute record tear of a santa rally. unlikely imo. but if so, then you'll get 75 plus who knows what after that.

[Anonymous No.52339089]

>>52339001
I’m not even gonna open my account at all today. It’s all gone, why even bother to check. I fucked up.

[Anonymous No.52339090]

Nasdaq up 3.38% :-O

[Anonymous No.52339091]

Ha ha watch it all came back down

[Anonymous No.52339093]

I finally have a call that's ITM!

[Anonymous No.52339110]

>>52339089
You went all in?

[Anonymous No.52339114]

>>52339093

[Anonymous No.52339116]

>>52339051
what's your premarket doing though

[Anonymous No.52339117]

i can afford spiral cut ham now.

[Anonymous No.52339127]

10yr yield dropped about 25bps to 3.9%

[Anonymous No.52339134]

when is the cpi report

[Anonymous No.52339141]

haha imagine if the algo boys just dump it in the first hour when fed starts speaking haha

[Anonymous No.52339144]

>>52339127
one data point does not make a trend kek, if CPI stagnates in December then market's gonna get fuckin hosed

[Anonymous No.52339157]

she wasn't even naked mods wtf

[Anonymous No.52339158]

>>52339134
Next month

[Anonymous No.52339164]

>>52339063
>Santa rally
Won’t be as big a rally. Too many supply chain issues. Freight will suffer immensely, in particular.

[Anonymous No.52339168]

BOBROS WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.52339169]

[Anonymous No.52339170]

Is the pivot in the room?

[Anonymous No.52339172]

TOLD YOU faggots to buy GME yesterday, I'm selling mine at open.

[Anonymous No.52339173]

I went to take a dump and when I came back .... I'm broke, I've lost all my $5,000. HOW DO I COPE???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA , FML

[Anonymous No.52339183]

JEPI bros we're gonnil miss out on the meltup, not like this...

[Anonymous No.52339187]

>>52339116
Up 3.8%. My DRIP calls will get heemed but I sold half of them before close yesterday so I'll probably just buy more of them tomorrow while my longs moon.

Yall niggas hedge right?

[Anonymous No.52339199]

HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER SEEN FUTURES SHOOT UP THIS HIGH BEFORE JESUS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.52339200]

lol where's that faggot buy puts now? I want to bully him.

[Anonymous No.52339204]

Bros... we are going absolutely stratospheric today

[Anonymous No.52339207]

>inflation down to a measly 7.7% YoY
>oil mooning
>spr oil releases end tomorrow
>durr we beat inflation buy tech stonks to the moooooon

[Anonymous No.52339213]

>>52339187
>hedging a 3 figure portfolio

[Anonymous No.52339216]

Why is the dax mooning

[Anonymous No.52339217]

ok this is like nuclear green retard pumping

[Anonymous No.52339233]

Pivooters never learn.

[Anonymous No.52339240]

>>52339172
ehhaehahehahehaehhhaehhahehhaeoheohoehoehoeoeahoeoahoaeohaoo >>52313693

[Anonymous No.52339244]

>>52339183
My JEPI is up 7.5%... if you timed it perfectly it's up 10% from lows.. JEPI will be up over 30% when SPY goes to ATH with the guaranteed divi pays. It's pretty fucking sick. I was hoping to get more for cheap but doesn't look like it will happen anytime soon

[Anonymous No.52339262]

Casual ~9% drop in the VIX

[Anonymous No.52339270]

>>52339170
Are me in the fed rn

[Anonymous No.52339269]

>>52338529
LFG!

[Anonymous No.52339273]

pump in PM to dump on retail

[Anonymous No.52339284]

>>52339213
I'm gonna pay your mom to suck my dick this weekend

[Anonymous No.52339292]

so with inflation slowly finally does that mean no more rate hikes?

[Anonymous No.52339293]

11/11 $400 calls at open if it doesn't dump

[Anonymous No.52339295]

What the actual fuck was that, did everyone forget what's going on because montly CPI was -0.2% under estimate?

[Anonymous No.52339300]

day is ending red
screencap this

[Anonymous No.52339302]

To defend or not to defend my vix position

[Anonymous No.52339311]

>>52339056
>fed speakers

[Anonymous No.52339318]

>>52339300
Dubs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52339319]

>>52339295
Yes. Problem?

[Anonymous No.52339324]

Cramer just on CNBC and says to sell, good time to get out, etc
extended pump confirmed

[Anonymous No.52339331]

>>52339295
The market is freaking out and desperately clinging onto any sign of hope
Its
OVER

[Anonymous No.52339337]

>>52339284
Legitimately just dumbass market doing dumbass shit. Idk if I am even gonna bother closing this soxl put now it's so fucking in the red on open

[Anonymous No.52339348]

>>52338834
its happening bros

[Anonymous No.52339349]

>>52339284
i wonder how much you paid for the other 10 contracts

[Anonymous No.52339350]

>>52339144
I don't think the fed is quite as eager to pause and cut hikes as the market is implying, but hard to argue with the 7.7%.
>>52339295
Plain CPI is flat month over month .4% to .4%. It didn't even drop.

[Anonymous No.52339359]

>Cleveland fed now cast normally underestimates cpi
>Overestimated by 0.4
>Gas was up all October
I'm calling bullshit but ok

[Anonymous No.52339361]

7.7% Is the new 2%, Biden saved us

[Anonymous No.52339363]

HOLY FUCK SAVE ME FED SPEAKERS

[Anonymous No.52339372]

Man I hope these levels hold so I can buy puts 2 mins after open. Don't sell yet euphoria posters keep it poomped for me please

[Anonymous No.52339373]

>>52339348
why did you have to post that and remind me that i will never have a loving loyal wife and kids

[Anonymous No.52339381]

>what the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.52339389]

now that inflation is at 7.7% can we put rates back to 0%? we solved inflation.

[Anonymous No.52339393]

open the damn markets so I can sell my calls

[Anonymous No.52339401]

>>52339361
We still need to get those unemployment numbers up!

[Anonymous No.52339404]

[Anonymous No.52339405]

if this pump holds i think breakout could work today.

[Anonymous No.52339416]

>>52339324
Oh, you got me... what's the original image for this?

[Anonymous No.52339420]

>>52339359
CPI is bullshit and doesn't reflect reality. If it did the markets would be able to predict and price it in, instead of having fucking 4% swings every time.

[Anonymous No.52339426]

SPY 400 today?

[Anonymous No.52339429]

>>52339373
You don’t know about rabbit girls?

[Anonymous No.52339440]

>>52339349
5x at .50 and 5x at .55

[Anonymous No.52339452]

>>52339373
You will have that and these digits confirm

[Anonymous No.52339454]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52339460]

Is this the melt up?
I'm up 10% premarket.

[Anonymous No.52339464]

>>52339440
alright not bad

[Anonymous No.52339465]

Dollar bouncing, let's see if it can retake the channel.

[Anonymous No.52339466]

BYE BYE DXY

[Anonymous No.52339470]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOXLBROS

[Anonymous No.52339473]

>>52339426
Sure how many do you want, goy? Just got a new fresh shipment of 1DTE $400 SPY calls especially for you my friend

[Anonymous No.52339492]

>>52339324
I think he's telling the truth this time, he knows he's getting inversed.

[Anonymous No.52339493]

>>52339460
bear market is over

[Anonymous No.52339506]

When was the last time premarket was up 3%

[Anonymous No.52339509]

>>52339465
It wont. It'll tank out to 107.77

[Anonymous No.52339524]

hope it dumps enough at open so i can get out more nicely

[Anonymous No.52339525]

U.S. Consumer Price Index (CPI) Index, n.s.a. is up still...

this isn't going anywhere, all they did was beat higher than expectations.

[Anonymous No.52339529]

Why the fuck did the feds say inflation wasn’t slowing down a few days ago

[Anonymous No.52339530]

Should I buy AEVA

[Anonymous No.52339545]

>FED’S HARKER: EXPECTS FED CAN SLOW RATE HIKE PACE IN COMING MONTHS

[Anonymous No.52339553]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52339554]

>>52339529
everything they do is meant to fuck people over

[Anonymous No.52339569]

>>52339464
I've made like 10k realized on DRIP since August

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52339574]

FTSE tanking

[Anonymous No.52339578]

>>52339529
Literally, unironically, to troll you.

[Anonymous No.52339581]

Bobros...

[Anonymous No.52339583]

BREAKING: Announced CPI reports conpained a decimal place typo, the actual figure was 77%

[Anonymous No.52339586]

Why is 7.7 inflation considered a good thing?

[Anonymous No.52339590]

when will mr shekelnigger pump my small caps
>>52339574
no shit the UK is a failed nation on life support

[Anonymous No.52339595]

>>52339586
Because it's lower than 7.8

[Anonymous No.52339596]

>>52339574
Heeey, there you are! Hope your bot doesn't blow up your account today.

[Anonymous No.52339597]

Economy is .0000000002% less astronomically high as projected. Best economy in world history. GME to da mooooooooon

[Anonymous No.52339598]

this has to be the top or my uvxy is fucked

[Anonymous No.52339603]

>>52339583
I believe desu senpai

[Anonymous No.52339608]

>>52339586
It implies inflation has peaked, which usually coincided with a stock market bottom historically, even if hikes continue.

Join the bulltards or get heemed.

[Anonymous No.52339610]

anon who went all in on UVXY yesterday, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.52339609]

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

That zoomed out chart tho

[Anonymous No.52339612]

>>52339586
Have you not been paying attention at all? Inflation peaking = no more buttfuck rate hikes. 50beeps from now on. less rate hikes = more borrowing = more economy = line go up

[Anonymous No.52339617]

Looks like the Santa rally might actually play out

[Anonymous No.52339618]

>even bloomberg calling the market rally retarded since its the first bit of good news

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52339619]

Remember yesterday I said I was buying nasdaq and it was going to rally 2000 points?

[Anonymous No.52339626]

>Red wave = Cancelled
>Inflation from Trump = Handled
>Recession = Not on my watch bub
>Stocks = Bought

SPY 5000 EOY. Chuds on suice watch. Unironically LETS FUCKING GO BRANDON

[Anonymous No.52339629]

>>52338781
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.52339628]

How does anything in this thread relate to anime style investing? Where the fuck are the jannies?

[Anonymous No.52339631]

>>52339612
he was hilarious in the problem child movies

[Anonymous No.52339638]

>>52339610
I'm convinced UVXY is a scam run by a bunch of pajeets

[Anonymous No.52339645]

Yes goy, inflation has peaked, only a conservative 7.7% YoY currency debasement rate. Don't look at the +100% food and energy price inflation behind the curtain.

[Anonymous No.52339646]

>>52339612
So mom and pop are still going to get shafted on groceries?

[Anonymous No.52339647]

>>52339529

[Anonymous No.52339665]

>>52339645
Just take out a loan for an electric vehicle goy.

[Anonymous No.52339666]

>>52339626
>one post by this ID
if you're going to shitpost at least do it right don't just vomit /pol/

[Anonymous No.52339667]

>>52339638
sir, das is racist. i hope dat allah punish you

[Anonymous No.52339673]

Binance backing out of FTX deal, looks like crypto is gonna shit it's pants in the near future as FTX goes boom

[Anonymous No.52339676]

>>52339647
how much did he make from calls today

[Anonymous No.52339679]

Digits and OPEC+ makes a massive cut just for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.52339682]

>>52339529
Because otherwise we'd be at SPY 420 right now

[Anonymous No.52339684]

Can somebody explain to me why inflation being lower caused the dollar index to plummet?

[Anonymous No.52339689]

My one regret is not buying more.

[Anonymous No.52339690]

How long will this fake pump last? Any chance my puts recover Monday?

[Anonymous No.52339695]

I might be able to sell my RIDE calls on this pump today lol

[Anonymous No.52339703]

>>52339684
because the dollar is a safe haven since everything is getting fucked
inflation beginning to come down alleviates feares

[Anonymous No.52339707]

>>52339679
Wow, crude didn't hold those cpi gains at all, right back down

[Anonymous No.52339713]

>>52339646
growth inflation

[Anonymous No.52339714]

>>52339645
Its like a civilization game after your build a courthouse but the population is still unhappy

[Anonymous No.52339717]

>>52339684
Frontrunning a Lower terminal rate

[Anonymous No.52339720]

Hahahahahahahahahaha FUCK BEARS fucking retards

[Anonymous No.52339728]

>>52339684
just buy

[Anonymous No.52339729]

I will never financially recover from this
t. bobo who bet on a bad CPI print

[Anonymous No.52339739]

>>52339717
You know that pig is getting an electric shock at the end, causing all of his muscles to tense up so he doesn't..... struggle, right?

[Anonymous No.52339742]

>>52339666
Yea because range bans are ass and it requires a lot of work to post. Seethe more inflation peaked. Rate hikes will slow and the FUCKING MARKET IS GONNA BOOM

[Anonymous No.52339743]

MY EARNING PUTS THAT WERE IN THE MONEY ALL WENT TO HELL. AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52339747]

>>52339729
I bet wrong too but I'm an euro so I get to cheat.

[Anonymous No.52339746]

SANTA RALLY BABY YES!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52339750]

>we're going to see QQQ have a +10% day

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52339753]

>>52339720
You are the retard

[Anonymous No.52339758]

spy to $400 today?

[Anonymous No.52339764]

Everythin in kangaroo mode exept fucking Boomer rocks. Scares me a little. boomer rocks in a bull market isn't good.

[Anonymous No.52339777]

>>52339753
HIGHER LOW

[Anonymous No.52339778]

I'm glad I closed all my puts yesterday. Feels good. Too bad my $393 spy call expired yesterday...

[Anonymous No.52339782]

>>52339753
you better not pout i'm telling you why

[Anonymous No.52339786]

fuck you housing market- enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.52339788]

All you had to do was go to the roulette wheel, and gamble on red or black, and if your bet happened to be right then you can gloat and call the other side retards

[Anonymous No.52339790]

>>52339753
M8 you better take the day off and go tend to the sweet potatoes.

[Anonymous No.52339795]

>premarket
What just happened?

[Anonymous No.52339798]

Uh oh....looks like mumu's are about to get scamwick'd

[Anonymous No.52339799]

>go take shit
>cat decides to take shit as well (litterbox is in bathroom)
every time lol

[Anonymous No.52339804]

>>52339795

[Anonymous No.52339805]

>spy almost fucking 4% up in pre market
there is LITERALLY no way there is not a massive sell off at open

[Anonymous No.52339808]

>>52339788
this :) but unironically

[Anonymous No.52339809]

Ned Davis Research Cycle Composite has been prophetically accurate. We pump into new year.

[Anonymous No.52339816]

>slide in chicks DM’s for months
>constantly ask her out to dinner
>she keeps telling me she has a bf
>get really drunk
>try one last time to ask her on a date
>she finally accepts
>oh shit
>haven’t messaged her in about a week
>she sends me a video of her this morning

Wat do bros?

[Anonymous No.52339820]

>>52339739
It renders him unconscious, good piggy it’s humane

[Anonymous No.52339822]

>>52339707
Oh wow it's almost like oil is inflationary and being actively suppressed just like vix is being manipulated and i have told everyone for the last three fucking months to hedge with DRIP but no one fucking listens because you are all retarded as fuck even tho I screencap all of my trades and I'm up 80% in the last three months

[Anonymous No.52339825]

>>52339805
Why would there be a selloff? We're going up.

[Anonymous No.52339828]

The soft landing has been achieved.
It is time for all (bobo) passengers to leave the plane. Please note that the nearest exit may be behind you.
Take-off is in fifteen minutes.

[Anonymous No.52339832]

told you gap up was going to happen today

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52339839]

Fed speaks in 6 minutes. Then another 4 speak today

[Anonymous No.52339840]

>>52339805
get ready for panic buying

[Anonymous No.52339846]

>>52339816
She must have lost her job or something

[Anonymous No.52339850]

>>52339798
at resistance again someone is about to get heemed at open

[Anonymous No.52339851]

>>52339805
Why? I’m considering buying now

[Anonymous No.52339855]

>>52339832
I was promised a gap a few days ago and lost $60 on OTM spy calls

[Anonymous No.52339857]

>>52339804
>>52339805
>>52339825
I feel like it always goes opposite the premarket sentiment
My bet is on dump

[Anonymous No.52339863]

>people spend hundreds of thousands on real estate when you could just dump that shit into a simple REIT index

[Anonymous No.52339865]

>>52339805
>>52339840
more likely that there is a small dip
every option seller is underwater on their call side practically
they need to roll
profit taking as well from those in the green

[Anonymous No.52339870]

>>52339850
This time. It's different.

[Anonymous No.52339876]

>>52339839
We've lost fellow bobro. Its ogre. JPow faked out the bears and said 'Fuck your puts'

[Anonymous No.52339881]

>>52339855
wasn't me
I have QQQ calls right now, sitting pretty comfy laughing at you stupid losers LMAO

[Anonymous No.52339884]

NEXT
>>52339875
>>52339875
>>52339875
>>52339875

[Anonymous No.52339891]

>>52339857
>I feel like
Great TA.

[Anonymous No.52339893]

>>52339117
underrated

[Anonymous No.52339899]

>>52339729
huge implied move, straddles were the sensible choice

[Anonymous No.52339910]

>>52339839
Where is the Fed speaking, I don't see any press conferences.

[Anonymous No.52339938]

>>52339816
Keep ignoring her until you’re drunk again this weekend and call her up for a booty call. I’d say start treating her like dirt and she’ll stick to you like mud.

[Anonymous No.52339988]

>>52339822
>oil is inflationary and being actively suppressed
Good point, I should probably follow it a little closer

[Anonymous No.52340031]

>>52339529
ultrawealthy media jews get positioned first, then you. get in line bucko

[Anonymous No.52340059]

somehow i'm ok. got out of my tsla puts for a very small loss

bobo lives to fight another day

[Anonymous No.52340160]

bloomberg calling the market rally retarded

[Anonymous No.52340463]

>>52339610
I'm happy to be losing on UVIX because it means all my bags are pumping.