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fuck off lol
why does the cpi even matter man, if it matters it will show in the price action!
>>52338529I hope you lose money today
went short. line go down pls. if im wrong ill just take a quick loss.
I just need Roblox to keep dumping
>>52338529BasedLinks are for reddit.
First forAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAand 10 millionth for FUCK JANNIES
Cpi or not this market is crashing. Crypto will spill over to stocks. Funds like tiger global are gonna get wrecked.
Anything over 7.9% and we gap down 3% today. It's gonna be like 8.2%
8.1That's my bet
who drinking coffee right tf now
Carl Icahn will have an announcement at closing that will make all of /smg/ seethe
>>52338609Please be right
>>52338612Perfectly dissatisfactory to everyone.
>>52338618Drinking beer. Just finished a 13 hour nightshift need to know if my puts finna print or not before I goto bed
And wallah just like that I could get heemed or have the best day of the month
>>52338609Nah. It’s gonna be 7.7%Brandon cooked the books.Screencap this
>>52338618Hey stop spying on me!
FEDWHISPER LEAKED 8.2%
So is this Jewish pussy Arthur Burns going to actually hike rates or is he just going to keep doing his limp wristed 75 bepis that CLEARLY ARE NOT FUCKING WORKING
>>52338618Just got to work and poured myself a big black mug of the good stuff. Good luck to everyone today regardless of your sentiments. Remember it's not worth committing sudoku just because you lost your money.
I'm really nervous. Anyone else?
Prepare to sell or buy. Crab is out for the day
>>52338618just waked and baked myself
Dump on a goy who can’t trade PM. My hands are tied. My body is ready
52% 48% split for 50bps 75bps going into CPI
>14.7 Holy fuck it is over
>>52338618Morning coffee right here.
>>52338666>666Federal Reserve worships Satan and are bringing in the market of the beast enslavement system confirmed
CPI IS 2% LOOKS LIKE WE ARE BACK BABY WOOOOOO
A CPI JUST CRABBED UNDER MY HOUSE
>>52338694>there are people that think the stock market isn't just the biggest casino on earth
WHAT WAS THAT
>8.4It's over for you mumus
>10%HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>52338717And that‘s a good thing (here‘s why)
remember to sell all rips
WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT HAVE BEEN
BUY BUY BUY BUY
reddit we did it
Inflation 7.7% way below, bears on suicide watc
GREEN GREEN GREENGME TO $45
>>52338649I CALLED ITI CALLED IT>7.7%
MY PUTS WHAT THE FUCK LET ME SELL LET ME SELL NOW WHAT THE FUCK TO
BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY FOR YOUR LIVES YOU NIGGER FUCKING BITCHES
What the fuck?
Good morning anons, I love america.
>bear faggots on suicide watchYou were warned yesterday
strap in boys 7.7
Core CPI (YoY) (Oct) 6.3% 6.5% 6.6% Core CPI (MoM) (Oct) 0.3% 0.5% 0.6% CPI (YoY) (Oct) 7.7% 8.0% 8.2% CPI (MoM) (Oct) 0.4% 0.6% 0.4%
Ah fuck I‘m heemed
>7.7Has there ever been a more fake report?
fuck been posting red wave for days and went against it. oops
TQQQ LOADING UP HOLY TITA BOYS PIVOOOOT PIVOOOOT BEARS TO BULLS FULL THROTTLE PIVOOOOOOOT
Casual 100 point pop in the S&P futures
we fucking won meltie bros
The fact that the jews can even buy so much so fast is amazing
>-151.70well that went badly
Was holding soxs up till yesterday. Fucking dodged a bullet
Spoonfeed me the core number and average core estimate
PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT
BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY
Please I’m fucking heemed I went all in on SPY puts yesterday :(
7.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.77.7>7.7OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLETS FUCKING GO BOYOS
Friendly reminder SPR releases stop tomorrow and that this is a fake and gay CPI print rally that you would be wise to sell
i'm heemed. good job mumus
LOL LOOK HOW SLOW THE THREAD ISTHERE ARE HUNDREDS, IF NOT THOUSANDS OF BEARS LURKING BUT NOT POSTING OUT OF BUTTHURT/PANICTHE BOTTOM WAS IN WEEKS AGO
>HE BOUGHT PUTS
LMAO WTF WAS THAT
>>52338805>+13% in premarketso glad I didn't sell
i need crypto pit contagion to save me
MY NAKED SPY CALLS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I can't believe I got fucking beheemed.
I locked in profits yesterday lmao only 8% of my account is in puts
>It's the year 2022>7.7% inflation is bullishWe did it we beat inflation guys. Time to go all in on ARKK
reminder that bears always overstay their welcome
>>52338862OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI FEEL THIS SISTER
What pattern is this?
>>52338877i locked in my profits as quick as i could sell following that green dildo rocket
OIL ripping. You were told post midterms
>this thread is going so fast nobody noticed Tether depegged
This is yesterday's chart, but the dollar is right back at the bottom of this range.
IT KEEPS GOING UP
TRVN is such a terrible company I think my great grandchildren will still be bag holding. I fucking hate pharma stocks so much.
Yesterday was just a fever dream I guess. Thank goodness.
Bobo you still there pussy
>>52338761Hang on. Didn’t I say on the weekend I either needed crypto to go down *or* stonks to go up? My heart can’t handle both.
>>52338529it's off to the fucking races, boysuntil decemberstocks and gold to outperform bitcoin
WHAT THE FJCK WAS THAT????
i played it wrong every time and then the time i'd be right, i didn't play at all
>>52338649he called it
>>52338902>caring about crypto
Should have closed my puts yesterday, shid.
my wife is going to kill me
>>52338928capitulation still coming
>>52338881probably about halfway done with the inflation storyno one actually cares about if the report is fake as fuckalso market is forward looking, chudembrace the clown or be beclowned yourself
>>52338881honestly after their flogging from ftx thats a good call. elon is going to tweet some shit about them again soon
>>52338649At this point it literally doesn't matter if it's rigged or not. Market believes it.
>>52338942Then it'll be quietly revised upwards a month from now
>>52338952kek that's what you get.
>>52338952I was thinking the same thing man.I have puts that expire end of dec so the market will come back down at least some point by then
Still seems like the market is coping on muh fed pivot. Inflation is still high, they might "slow" rate increases, but that's about it.
>>52338970Bro.. how much did you lose?
>>52338975I should've know it was gonna be fake
>>52338978lucky. mine are ending this month. grats
I bought the bottom on GOOG and META. Heh, maybe I am mommies little Warren Buffet after all
>>52338694There's been a wee bit o repositioning
>>52339003I don't like owning options if I'm less than a month out for reasons just like this. You can still roll tho too
>>52338969yeah that's the point, that keeps happening, and it NEVER prices in. that's just one more part of our bubbles keep coming from, then they crash all at once well beyond that.
damn we need a bigger pump so I can take profits for my trip to Vegas
>>52338649Yo this nigga works at the BLS.
>>52339015Stop using that shit. It’s always wrong
>even crypto is reversingHope you watched.Hope you learned.
>>52338961I went to clown college bitch
Lots of fed speakers today.>>52339034It's been 100% right going into the meetings.
We tried to tell you guys that YoY readings were going to come in lower.Prepare for the Santa Rally, which is the start of the neverending Golden Bullrun.;)
Luckily I'm a well positioned Bobo or this would be extremely painful
>>5233899950 and then 25 is the most you're getting unless we get an absolute record tear of a santa rally. unlikely imo. but if so, then you'll get 75 plus who knows what after that.
>>52339001I’m not even gonna open my account at all today. It’s all gone, why even bother to check. I fucked up.
Nasdaq up 3.38% :-O
Ha ha watch it all came back down
I finally have a call that's ITM!
>>52339089You went all in?
>>52339051what's your premarket doing though
i can afford spiral cut ham now.
10yr yield dropped about 25bps to 3.9%
when is the cpi report
haha imagine if the algo boys just dump it in the first hour when fed starts speaking haha
>>52339127one data point does not make a trend kek, if CPI stagnates in December then market's gonna get fuckin hosed
she wasn't even naked mods wtf
>>52339063>Santa rallyWon’t be as big a rally. Too many supply chain issues. Freight will suffer immensely, in particular.
BOBROS WHAT THE FUCK
Is the pivot in the room?
TOLD YOU faggots to buy GME yesterday, I'm selling mine at open.
I went to take a dump and when I came back .... I'm broke, I've lost all my $5,000. HOW DO I COPE???AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA , FML
JEPI bros we're gonnil miss out on the meltup, not like this...
>>52339116Up 3.8%. My DRIP calls will get heemed but I sold half of them before close yesterday so I'll probably just buy more of them tomorrow while my longs moon.Yall niggas hedge right?
HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER SEEN FUTURES SHOOT UP THIS HIGH BEFORE JESUS CHRIST
lol where's that faggot buy puts now? I want to bully him.
Bros... we are going absolutely stratospheric today
>inflation down to a measly 7.7% YoY>oil mooning>spr oil releases end tomorrow >durr we beat inflation buy tech stonks to the moooooon
>>52339187>hedging a 3 figure portfolio
Why is the dax mooning
ok this is like nuclear green retard pumping
Pivooters never learn.
>>52339183My JEPI is up 7.5%... if you timed it perfectly it's up 10% from lows.. JEPI will be up over 30% when SPY goes to ATH with the guaranteed divi pays. It's pretty fucking sick. I was hoping to get more for cheap but doesn't look like it will happen anytime soon
Casual ~9% drop in the VIX
>>52339170Are me in the fed rn
pump in PM to dump on retail
>>52339213I'm gonna pay your mom to suck my dick this weekend
so with inflation slowly finally does that mean no more rate hikes?
11/11 $400 calls at open if it doesn't dump
What the actual fuck was that, did everyone forget what's going on because montly CPI was -0.2% under estimate?
day is ending redscreencap this
To defend or not to defend my vix position
Cramer just on CNBC and says to sell, good time to get out, etcextended pump confirmed
>>52339295The market is freaking out and desperately clinging onto any sign of hopeItsOVER
>>52339284Legitimately just dumbass market doing dumbass shit. Idk if I am even gonna bother closing this soxl put now it's so fucking in the red on open
>>52338834its happening bros
>>52339284i wonder how much you paid for the other 10 contracts
>>52339144I don't think the fed is quite as eager to pause and cut hikes as the market is implying, but hard to argue with the 7.7%.>>52339295Plain CPI is flat month over month .4% to .4%. It didn't even drop.
>Cleveland fed now cast normally underestimates cpi>Overestimated by 0.4>Gas was up all October I'm calling bullshit but ok
7.7% Is the new 2%, Biden saved us
HOLY FUCK SAVE ME FED SPEAKERS
Man I hope these levels hold so I can buy puts 2 mins after open. Don't sell yet euphoria posters keep it poomped for me please
>>52339348why did you have to post that and remind me that i will never have a loving loyal wife and kids
>what the fuck is that
now that inflation is at 7.7% can we put rates back to 0%? we solved inflation.
open the damn markets so I can sell my calls
>>52339361We still need to get those unemployment numbers up!
if this pump holds i think breakout could work today.
>>52339324Oh, you got me... what's the original image for this?
>>52339359CPI is bullshit and doesn't reflect reality. If it did the markets would be able to predict and price it in, instead of having fucking 4% swings every time.
SPY 400 today?
>>52339373You don’t know about rabbit girls?
>>523393495x at .50 and 5x at .55
>>52339373You will have that and these digits confirm
Is this the melt up?I'm up 10% premarket.
>>52339440alright not bad
Dollar bouncing, let's see if it can retake the channel.
BYE BYE DXY
>>52339426Sure how many do you want, goy? Just got a new fresh shipment of 1DTE $400 SPY calls especially for you my friend
>>52339324I think he's telling the truth this time, he knows he's getting inversed.
>>52339460bear market is over
When was the last time premarket was up 3%
>>52339465It wont. It'll tank out to 107.77
hope it dumps enough at open so i can get out more nicely
U.S. Consumer Price Index (CPI) Index, n.s.a. is up still... this isn't going anywhere, all they did was beat higher than expectations.
Why the fuck did the feds say inflation wasn’t slowing down a few days ago
Should I buy AEVA
>FED’S HARKER: EXPECTS FED CAN SLOW RATE HIKE PACE IN COMING MONTHS
>>52339529everything they do is meant to fuck people over
>>52339464I've made like 10k realized on DRIP since August
>>52339529Literally, unironically, to troll you.
BREAKING: Announced CPI reports conpained a decimal place typo, the actual figure was 77%
Why is 7.7 inflation considered a good thing?
when will mr shekelnigger pump my small caps>>52339574no shit the UK is a failed nation on life support
>>52339586Because it's lower than 7.8
>>52339574Heeey, there you are! Hope your bot doesn't blow up your account today.
Economy is .0000000002% less astronomically high as projected. Best economy in world history. GME to da mooooooooon
this has to be the top or my uvxy is fucked
>>52339583I believe desu senpai
>>52339586It implies inflation has peaked, which usually coincided with a stock market bottom historically, even if hikes continue.Join the bulltards or get heemed.
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVAThat zoomed out chart tho
anon who went all in on UVXY yesterday, are you okay?
>>52339586Have you not been paying attention at all? Inflation peaking = no more buttfuck rate hikes. 50beeps from now on. less rate hikes = more borrowing = more economy = line go up
Looks like the Santa rally might actually play out
>even bloomberg calling the market rally retarded since its the first bit of good news
Remember yesterday I said I was buying nasdaq and it was going to rally 2000 points?
>Red wave = Cancelled>Inflation from Trump = Handled>Recession = Not on my watch bub>Stocks = BoughtSPY 5000 EOY. Chuds on suice watch. Unironically LETS FUCKING GO BRANDON
How does anything in this thread relate to anime style investing? Where the fuck are the jannies?
>>52339612he was hilarious in the problem child movies
>>52339610I'm convinced UVXY is a scam run by a bunch of pajeets
Yes goy, inflation has peaked, only a conservative 7.7% YoY currency debasement rate. Don't look at the +100% food and energy price inflation behind the curtain.
>>52339612So mom and pop are still going to get shafted on groceries?
>>52339645Just take out a loan for an electric vehicle goy.
>>52339626>one post by this IDif you're going to shitpost at least do it right don't just vomit /pol/
>>52339638sir, das is racist. i hope dat allah punish you
Binance backing out of FTX deal, looks like crypto is gonna shit it's pants in the near future as FTX goes boom
>>52339647how much did he make from calls today
Digits and OPEC+ makes a massive cut just for shits and giggles.
>>52339529Because otherwise we'd be at SPY 420 right now
Can somebody explain to me why inflation being lower caused the dollar index to plummet?
My one regret is not buying more.
How long will this fake pump last? Any chance my puts recover Monday?
I might be able to sell my RIDE calls on this pump today lol
>>52339684because the dollar is a safe haven since everything is getting fuckedinflation beginning to come down alleviates feares
>>52339679Wow, crude didn't hold those cpi gains at all, right back down
>>52339645Its like a civilization game after your build a courthouse but the population is still unhappy
>>52339684Frontrunning a Lower terminal rate
Hahahahahahahahahaha FUCK BEARS fucking retards
I will never financially recover from thist. bobo who bet on a bad CPI print
>>52339717You know that pig is getting an electric shock at the end, causing all of his muscles to tense up so he doesn't..... struggle, right?
>>52339666Yea because range bans are ass and it requires a lot of work to post. Seethe more inflation peaked. Rate hikes will slow and the FUCKING MARKET IS GONNA BOOM
MY EARNING PUTS THAT WERE IN THE MONEY ALL WENT TO HELL. AHHHHHHHHHHH
SANTA RALLY BABY YES!!!!!!!!!!
>>52339729I bet wrong too but I'm an euro so I get to cheat.
>we're going to see QQQ have a +10% day
>>52339720You are the retard
spy to $400 today?
Everythin in kangaroo mode exept fucking Boomer rocks. Scares me a little. boomer rocks in a bull market isn't good.
I'm glad I closed all my puts yesterday. Feels good. Too bad my $393 spy call expired yesterday...
>>52339753you better not pout i'm telling you why
fuck you housing market- enjoy it.
All you had to do was go to the roulette wheel, and gamble on red or black, and if your bet happened to be right then you can gloat and call the other side retards
>>52339753M8 you better take the day off and go tend to the sweet potatoes.
>premarketWhat just happened?
Uh oh....looks like mumu's are about to get scamwick'd
>go take shit>cat decides to take shit as well (litterbox is in bathroom)every time lol
>spy almost fucking 4% up in pre marketthere is LITERALLY no way there is not a massive sell off at open
>>52339788this :) but unironically
Ned Davis Research Cycle Composite has been prophetically accurate. We pump into new year.
>slide in chicks DM’s for months>constantly ask her out to dinner>she keeps telling me she has a bf>get really drunk>try one last time to ask her on a date>she finally accepts>oh shit>haven’t messaged her in about a week>she sends me a video of her this morningWat do bros?
>>52339739It renders him unconscious, good piggy it’s humane
>>52339707Oh wow it's almost like oil is inflationary and being actively suppressed just like vix is being manipulated and i have told everyone for the last three fucking months to hedge with DRIP but no one fucking listens because you are all retarded as fuck even tho I screencap all of my trades and I'm up 80% in the last three months
>>52339805Why would there be a selloff? We're going up.
The soft landing has been achieved.It is time for all (bobo) passengers to leave the plane. Please note that the nearest exit may be behind you.Take-off is in fifteen minutes.
told you gap up was going to happen today
Fed speaks in 6 minutes. Then another 4 speak today
>>52339805get ready for panic buying
>>52339816She must have lost her job or something
>>52339798at resistance again someone is about to get heemed at open
>>52339805Why? I’m considering buying now
>>52339832I was promised a gap a few days ago and lost $60 on OTM spy calls
>>52339804>>52339805>>52339825I feel like it always goes opposite the premarket sentimentMy bet is on dump
>people spend hundreds of thousands on real estate when you could just dump that shit into a simple REIT index
>>52339805>>52339840more likely that there is a small dipevery option seller is underwater on their call side practicallythey need to rollprofit taking as well from those in the green
>>52339850This time. It's different.
>>52339839We've lost fellow bobro. Its ogre. JPow faked out the bears and said 'Fuck your puts'
>>52339855wasn't meI have QQQ calls right now, sitting pretty comfy laughing at you stupid losers LMAO
>>52339857>I feel likeGreat TA.
>>52339729huge implied move, straddles were the sensible choice
>>52339839Where is the Fed speaking, I don't see any press conferences.
>>52339816Keep ignoring her until you’re drunk again this weekend and call her up for a booty call. I’d say start treating her like dirt and she’ll stick to you like mud.
>>52339822>oil is inflationary and being actively suppressedGood point, I should probably follow it a little closer
>>52339529ultrawealthy media jews get positioned first, then you. get in line bucko
somehow i'm ok. got out of my tsla puts for a very small lossbobo lives to fight another day
bloomberg calling the market rally retarded
>>52339610I'm happy to be losing on UVIX because it means all my bags are pumping.