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No links lol

>> No.52338546

fuck off
lol

>> No.52338567

why does the cpi even matter man, if it matters it will show in the price action!

>> No.52338571

>>52338529
I hope you lose money today

>> No.52338580

went short. line go down pls.

if im wrong ill just take a quick loss.

>> No.52338590
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52338590

Yields....

>> No.52338591

I just need Roblox to keep dumping

>> No.52338593

>>52338529
Based
Links are for reddit.

>> No.52338605
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52338605

>Pre-CPI

>> No.52338606
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52338606

First for
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and 10 millionth for FUCK JANNIES

>> No.52338607
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52338607

Cpi or not this market is crashing. Crypto will spill over to stocks. Funds like tiger global are gonna get wrecked.

>> No.52338609

Anything over 7.9% and we gap down 3% today. It's gonna be like 8.2%

>> No.52338612
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8.1

That's my bet

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52338618

who drinking coffee right tf now

>> No.52338627

Carl Icahn will have an announcement at closing that will make all of /smg/ seethe

>> No.52338629
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>>52338618
7 minutes

>> No.52338630
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>>52338609
Please be right

>> No.52338643
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>>52338612
Perfectly dissatisfactory to everyone.

>> No.52338646

>>52338618
Drinking beer. Just finished a 13 hour nightshift need to know if my puts finna print or not before I goto bed

>> No.52338648
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52338648

And wallah just like that I could get heemed or have the best day of the month

>> No.52338649

>>52338609
Nah. It’s gonna be 7.7%
Brandon cooked the books.
Screencap this

>> No.52338650
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>>52338618
Hey stop spying on me!

>> No.52338659

FEDWHISPER LEAKED 8.2%

>> No.52338666
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52338666

So is this Jewish pussy Arthur Burns going to actually hike rates or is he just going to keep doing his limp wristed 75 bepis that CLEARLY ARE NOT FUCKING WORKING

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>>52338618
Just got to work and poured myself a big black mug of the good stuff.
Good luck to everyone today regardless of your sentiments. Remember it's not worth committing sudoku just because you lost your money.

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>>52338659
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52338678

8.3%
>8.3%
8.3%
>8.3%
8.3%
>8.3%
8.3%
>8.3%

>> No.52338680
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52338680

I'm really nervous. Anyone else?

>> No.52338681
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52338681

Prepare to sell or buy. Crab is out for the day

>> No.52338683

>>52338618
just waked and baked myself

>> No.52338684

Dump on a goy who can’t trade PM. My hands are tied. My body is ready

>> No.52338694
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52338694

52% 48% split for 50bps 75bps going into CPI

>> No.52338696

>14.7
Holy fuck it is over

>> No.52338698
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>>52338618
Morning coffee right here.

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>>52338666
>666
Federal Reserve worships Satan and are bringing in the market of the beast enslavement system confirmed

>> No.52338709

CPI IS 2% LOOKS LIKE WE ARE BACK BABY WOOOOOO

>> No.52338715

A CPI JUST CRABBED UNDER MY HOUSE

>> No.52338717

>>52338694
>there are people that think the stock market isn't just the biggest casino on earth

>> No.52338720

1 minute.

>> No.52338726

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.52338731

>8.4
It's over for you mumus

>> No.52338734

>10%
HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING OVER

>> No.52338735
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>>52338717
And that‘s a good thing (here‘s why)

>> No.52338736

remember to sell all rips

>> No.52338738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBt60dfwEBY

>> No.52338739

WTFWT

>> No.52338742

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT HAVE BEEN

>> No.52338747

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.52338749

reddit we did it

>> No.52338761

Inflation 7.7% way below, bears on suicide watc

>> No.52338764 [DELETED] 

GREEN GREEN GREEN

GME TO $45

>> No.52338765

>>52338649
I CALLED IT
I CALLED IT
>7.7%

>> No.52338766

MY PUTS WHAT THE FUCK LET ME SELL LET ME SELL NOW WHAT THE FUCK TO

>> No.52338767
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52338767

BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY FOR YOUR LIVES YOU NIGGER FUCKING BITCHES

>> No.52338769

What the fuck?

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52338771

Good morning anons, I love america.

>> No.52338778

>bear faggots on suicide watch

You were warned yesterday

>> No.52338780

strap in boys 7.7

>> No.52338781

Core CPI (YoY) (Oct) 6.3% 6.5% 6.6%
Core CPI (MoM) (Oct) 0.3% 0.5% 0.6%
CPI (YoY) (Oct) 7.7% 8.0% 8.2%
CPI (MoM) (Oct) 0.4% 0.6% 0.4%

>> No.52338783
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52338783

Ah fuck I‘m heemed

>> No.52338786

>7.7
Has there ever been a more fake report?

>> No.52338791

fuck been posting red wave for days and went against it.

oops

>> No.52338792

TQQQ LOADING UP HOLY TITA BOYS PIVOOOOT PIVOOOOT BEARS TO BULLS FULL THROTTLE PIVOOOOOOOT

>> No.52338796

Casual 100 point pop in the S&P futures

>> No.52338797
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oh boy

>> No.52338800

we fucking won meltie bros

>> No.52338804

The fact that the jews can even buy so much so fast is amazing

>> No.52338805
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SOXL sisters...

>> No.52338811
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52338811

WHO LEARNED

>> No.52338813

>-151.70

well that went badly

>> No.52338816

Was holding soxs up till yesterday. Fucking dodged a bullet

>> No.52338819

Spoonfeed me the core number and average core estimate

>> No.52338822

PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

>> No.52338824

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

>> No.52338826
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52338830

Please I’m fucking heemed I went all in on SPY puts yesterday :(

>> No.52338834
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Holy shit.

>> No.52338837
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7.7
>7.7
7.7
>7.7
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>7.7
7.7
>7.7
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>7.7
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>7.7
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>7.7
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>7.7

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS FUCKING GO BOYOS

>> No.52338840

Friendly reminder SPR releases stop tomorrow and that this is a fake and gay CPI print rally that you would be wise to sell

>> No.52338841

i'm heemed. good job mumus

>> No.52338844

LOL LOOK HOW SLOW THE THREAD IS

THERE ARE HUNDREDS, IF NOT THOUSANDS OF BEARS LURKING BUT NOT POSTING OUT OF BUTTHURT/PANIC

THE BOTTOM WAS IN WEEKS AGO

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>HE BOUGHT PUTS

>> No.52338855
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7.7%

>> No.52338858
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LMAO WTF WAS THAT

>> No.52338859
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>>52338844

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>>52338805
>+13% in premarket
so glad I didn't sell

>> No.52338864

i need crypto pit contagion to save me

>> No.52338866

MY NAKED SPY CALLS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>> No.52338871
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52338871

I can't believe I got fucking beheemed.

>> No.52338877

I locked in profits yesterday lmao only 8% of my account is in puts

>> No.52338880
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52338881
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>It's the year 2022
>7.7% inflation is bullish

We did it we beat inflation guys. Time to go all in on ARKK

>> No.52338885
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52338885

reminder that bears always overstay their welcome

>> No.52338889

>>52338862
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I FEEL THIS SISTER

>> No.52338897
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52338897

What pattern is this?

>> No.52338898

>>52338877
i locked in my profits as quick as i could sell following that green dildo rocket

>> No.52338899

OIL ripping. You were told post midterms

>> No.52338902

>this thread is going so fast nobody noticed Tether depegged

>> No.52338903
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52338903

This is yesterday's chart, but the dollar is right back at the bottom of this range.

>> No.52338909
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IT KEEPS GOING UP

>> No.52338911

TRVN is such a terrible company I think my great grandchildren will still be bag holding. I fucking hate pharma stocks so much.

>> No.52338914
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Yesterday was just a fever dream I guess. Thank goodness.

>> No.52338915
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Bobo you still there pussy

>> No.52338919
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>>52338761
Hang on. Didn’t I say on the weekend I either needed crypto to go down *or* stonks to go up? My heart can’t handle both.

>> No.52338921

>>52338529
it's off to the fucking races, boys
until december
stocks and gold to outperform bitcoin

>> No.52338922
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WHAT THE FJCK WAS THAT????

>> No.52338928
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52338928

i played it wrong every time and then the time i'd be right, i didn't play at all

>> No.52338942
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>>52338649
he called it

>> No.52338949
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>>52338902
>caring about crypto

>> No.52338951

Should have closed my puts yesterday, shid.

>> No.52338952

my wife is going to kill me

>> No.52338957

>>52338928
capitulation still coming

>> No.52338961
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>>52338881
probably about halfway done with the inflation story
no one actually cares about if the report is fake as fuck
also market is forward looking, chud
embrace the clown or be beclowned yourself

>> No.52338962

>>52338881
honestly after their flogging from ftx thats a good call.

elon is going to tweet some shit about them again soon

>> No.52338965
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>>52338649
At this point it literally doesn't matter if it's rigged or not. Market believes it.

>> No.52338969

>>52338942
Then it'll be quietly revised upwards a month from now

>> No.52338970

Goodbye forever

>> No.52338971
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>>52338928

>> No.52338973
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52338973

Mr. Mumu-sir-sama...mercy

>> No.52338974

>>52338952
kek that's what you get.

>> No.52338975
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52338975

Bears SEETHING

>> No.52338978

>>52338952
I was thinking the same thing man.
I have puts that expire end of dec so the market will come back down at least some point by then

>> No.52338999

Still seems like the market is coping on muh fed pivot. Inflation is still high, they might "slow" rate increases, but that's about it.

>> No.52339001

>>52338970
Bro.. how much did you lose?

>> No.52339002

>>52338975
I should've know it was gonna be fake

>> No.52339003

>>52338978
lucky. mine are ending this month. grats

>> No.52339007

I bought the bottom on GOOG and META. Heh, maybe I am mommies little Warren Buffet after all

>> No.52339015
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>>52338694
There's been a wee bit o repositioning

>> No.52339020

>>52339003
I don't like owning options if I'm less than a month out for reasons just like this. You can still roll tho too

>> No.52339021

>>52338969
yeah that's the point, that keeps happening, and it NEVER prices in. that's just one more part of our bubbles keep coming from, then they crash all at once well beyond that.

>> No.52339027

damn we need a bigger pump so I can take profits for my trip to Vegas

>> No.52339031

>>52338649
Yo this nigga works at the BLS.

>> No.52339034

>>52339015
Stop using that shit. It’s always wrong

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>even crypto is reversing

Hope you watched.

Hope you learned.

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>>52338961
I went to clown college bitch

>> No.52339056
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52339056

Lots of fed speakers today.
>>52339034
It's been 100% right going into the meetings.

>> No.52339063
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52339063

We tried to tell you guys that YoY readings were going to come in lower.
Prepare for the Santa Rally, which is the start of the neverending Golden Bullrun.
;)

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Luckily I'm a well positioned Bobo or this would be extremely painful

>> No.52339079

>>52338999
50 and then 25 is the most you're getting unless we get an absolute record tear of a santa rally. unlikely imo. but if so, then you'll get 75 plus who knows what after that.

>> No.52339089
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>>52339001
I’m not even gonna open my account at all today. It’s all gone, why even bother to check. I fucked up.

>> No.52339090

Nasdaq up 3.38% :-O

>> No.52339091

Ha ha watch it all came back down

>> No.52339093

I finally have a call that's ITM!

>> No.52339110

>>52339089
You went all in?

>> No.52339114
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>>52339093

>> No.52339116

>>52339051
what's your premarket doing though

>> No.52339117
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52339117

i can afford spiral cut ham now.

>> No.52339127

10yr yield dropped about 25bps to 3.9%

>> No.52339134
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52339134

when is the cpi report

>> No.52339141

haha imagine if the algo boys just dump it in the first hour when fed starts speaking haha

>> No.52339144

>>52339127
one data point does not make a trend kek, if CPI stagnates in December then market's gonna get fuckin hosed

>> No.52339157

she wasn't even naked mods wtf

>> No.52339158

>>52339134
Next month

>> No.52339164

>>52339063
>Santa rally
Won’t be as big a rally. Too many supply chain issues. Freight will suffer immensely, in particular.

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BOBROS WHAT THE FUCK

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52339170

Is the pivot in the room?

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52339172

TOLD YOU faggots to buy GME yesterday, I'm selling mine at open.

>> No.52339173

I went to take a dump and when I came back .... I'm broke, I've lost all my $5,000. HOW DO I COPE???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA , FML

>> No.52339183

JEPI bros we're gonnil miss out on the meltup, not like this...

>> No.52339187

>>52339116
Up 3.8%. My DRIP calls will get heemed but I sold half of them before close yesterday so I'll probably just buy more of them tomorrow while my longs moon.

Yall niggas hedge right?

>> No.52339199
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52339199

HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER SEEN FUTURES SHOOT UP THIS HIGH BEFORE JESUS CHRIST

>> No.52339200

lol where's that faggot buy puts now? I want to bully him.

>> No.52339204
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Bros... we are going absolutely stratospheric today

>> No.52339207
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52339207

>inflation down to a measly 7.7% YoY
>oil mooning
>spr oil releases end tomorrow
>durr we beat inflation buy tech stonks to the moooooon

>> No.52339213
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52339213

>>52339187
>hedging a 3 figure portfolio

>> No.52339216

Why is the dax mooning

>> No.52339217

ok this is like nuclear green retard pumping

>> No.52339233
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52339233

Pivooters never learn.

>> No.52339240

>>52339172
ehhaehahehahehaehhhaehhahehhaeoheohoehoehoeoeahoeoahoaeohaoo >>52313693

>> No.52339244

>>52339183
My JEPI is up 7.5%... if you timed it perfectly it's up 10% from lows.. JEPI will be up over 30% when SPY goes to ATH with the guaranteed divi pays. It's pretty fucking sick. I was hoping to get more for cheap but doesn't look like it will happen anytime soon

>> No.52339262

Casual ~9% drop in the VIX

>> No.52339269
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>>52338529
LFG!

>> No.52339270

>>52339170
Are me in the fed rn

>> No.52339273

pump in PM to dump on retail

>> No.52339284
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>>52339213
I'm gonna pay your mom to suck my dick this weekend

>> No.52339292

so with inflation slowly finally does that mean no more rate hikes?

>> No.52339293

11/11 $400 calls at open if it doesn't dump

>> No.52339295

What the actual fuck was that, did everyone forget what's going on because montly CPI was -0.2% under estimate?

>> No.52339300

day is ending red
screencap this

>> No.52339302
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52339302

To defend or not to defend my vix position

>> No.52339311
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>>52339056
>fed speakers

>> No.52339318
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>>52339300
Dubs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52339319

>>52339295
Yes. Problem?

>> No.52339324
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52339324

Cramer just on CNBC and says to sell, good time to get out, etc
extended pump confirmed

>> No.52339331

>>52339295
The market is freaking out and desperately clinging onto any sign of hope
Its
OVER

>> No.52339337

>>52339284
Legitimately just dumbass market doing dumbass shit. Idk if I am even gonna bother closing this soxl put now it's so fucking in the red on open

>> No.52339348
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>>52338834
its happening bros

>> No.52339349
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>>52339284
i wonder how much you paid for the other 10 contracts

>> No.52339350
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52339350

>>52339144
I don't think the fed is quite as eager to pause and cut hikes as the market is implying, but hard to argue with the 7.7%.
>>52339295
Plain CPI is flat month over month .4% to .4%. It didn't even drop.

>> No.52339359
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52339359

>Cleveland fed now cast normally underestimates cpi
>Overestimated by 0.4
>Gas was up all October
I'm calling bullshit but ok

>> No.52339361

7.7% Is the new 2%, Biden saved us

>> No.52339363
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52339363

HOLY FUCK SAVE ME FED SPEAKERS

>> No.52339372

Man I hope these levels hold so I can buy puts 2 mins after open. Don't sell yet euphoria posters keep it poomped for me please

>> No.52339373

>>52339348
why did you have to post that and remind me that i will never have a loving loyal wife and kids

>> No.52339381
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52339381

>what the fuck is that

>> No.52339389

now that inflation is at 7.7% can we put rates back to 0%? we solved inflation.

>> No.52339393

open the damn markets so I can sell my calls

>> No.52339401

>>52339361
We still need to get those unemployment numbers up!

>> No.52339404
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>> No.52339405

if this pump holds i think breakout could work today.

>> No.52339416

>>52339324
Oh, you got me... what's the original image for this?

>> No.52339420

>>52339359
CPI is bullshit and doesn't reflect reality. If it did the markets would be able to predict and price it in, instead of having fucking 4% swings every time.

>> No.52339426
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52339426

SPY 400 today?

>> No.52339429

>>52339373
You don’t know about rabbit girls?

>> No.52339440
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>>52339349
5x at .50 and 5x at .55

>> No.52339452
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>>52339373
You will have that and these digits confirm

>> No.52339454

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52339460
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52339460

Is this the melt up?
I'm up 10% premarket.

>> No.52339464

>>52339440
alright not bad

>> No.52339465

Dollar bouncing, let's see if it can retake the channel.

>> No.52339466
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52339466

BYE BYE DXY

>> No.52339470
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52339470

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOXLBROS

>> No.52339473
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52339473

>>52339426
Sure how many do you want, goy? Just got a new fresh shipment of 1DTE $400 SPY calls especially for you my friend

>> No.52339492

>>52339324
I think he's telling the truth this time, he knows he's getting inversed.

>> No.52339493

>>52339460
bear market is over

>> No.52339506
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52339506

When was the last time premarket was up 3%

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>>52339465
It wont. It'll tank out to 107.77

>> No.52339524

hope it dumps enough at open so i can get out more nicely

>> No.52339525

U.S. Consumer Price Index (CPI) Index, n.s.a. is up still...

this isn't going anywhere, all they did was beat higher than expectations.

>> No.52339529

Why the fuck did the feds say inflation wasn’t slowing down a few days ago

>> No.52339530

Should I buy AEVA

>> No.52339545
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52339545

>FED’S HARKER: EXPECTS FED CAN SLOW RATE HIKE PACE IN COMING MONTHS

>> No.52339553
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52339553

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52339554

>>52339529
everything they do is meant to fuck people over

>> No.52339569
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52339569

>>52339464
I've made like 10k realized on DRIP since August

>> No.52339574

FTSE tanking

>> No.52339578
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52339578

>>52339529
Literally, unironically, to troll you.

>> No.52339581
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52339581

Bobros...

>> No.52339583

BREAKING: Announced CPI reports conpained a decimal place typo, the actual figure was 77%

>> No.52339586

Why is 7.7 inflation considered a good thing?

>> No.52339590

when will mr shekelnigger pump my small caps
>>52339574
no shit the UK is a failed nation on life support

>> No.52339595

>>52339586
Because it's lower than 7.8

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>>52339574
Heeey, there you are! Hope your bot doesn't blow up your account today.

>> No.52339597
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52339597

Economy is .0000000002% less astronomically high as projected. Best economy in world history. GME to da mooooooooon

>> No.52339598

this has to be the top or my uvxy is fucked

>> No.52339603

>>52339583
I believe desu senpai

>> No.52339608
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>>52339586
It implies inflation has peaked, which usually coincided with a stock market bottom historically, even if hikes continue.

Join the bulltards or get heemed.

>> No.52339609
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52339609

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

That zoomed out chart tho

>> No.52339610

anon who went all in on UVXY yesterday, are you okay?

>> No.52339612
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>>52339586
Have you not been paying attention at all? Inflation peaking = no more buttfuck rate hikes. 50beeps from now on. less rate hikes = more borrowing = more economy = line go up

>> No.52339617

Looks like the Santa rally might actually play out

>> No.52339618

>even bloomberg calling the market rally retarded since its the first bit of good news

>> No.52339619

Remember yesterday I said I was buying nasdaq and it was going to rally 2000 points?

>> No.52339626

>Red wave = Cancelled
>Inflation from Trump = Handled
>Recession = Not on my watch bub
>Stocks = Bought

SPY 5000 EOY. Chuds on suice watch. Unironically LETS FUCKING GO BRANDON

>> No.52339628
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52339628

How does anything in this thread relate to anime style investing? Where the fuck are the jannies?

>> No.52339629

>>52338781
thanks anon

>> No.52339631

>>52339612
he was hilarious in the problem child movies

>> No.52339638

>>52339610
I'm convinced UVXY is a scam run by a bunch of pajeets

>> No.52339645

Yes goy, inflation has peaked, only a conservative 7.7% YoY currency debasement rate. Don't look at the +100% food and energy price inflation behind the curtain.

>> No.52339646

>>52339612
So mom and pop are still going to get shafted on groceries?

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>>52339529

>> No.52339665

>>52339645
Just take out a loan for an electric vehicle goy.

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>>52339626
>one post by this ID
if you're going to shitpost at least do it right don't just vomit /pol/

>> No.52339667

>>52339638
sir, das is racist. i hope dat allah punish you

>> No.52339673
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52339673

Binance backing out of FTX deal, looks like crypto is gonna shit it's pants in the near future as FTX goes boom

>> No.52339676

>>52339647
how much did he make from calls today

>> No.52339679

Digits and OPEC+ makes a massive cut just for shits and giggles.

>> No.52339682

>>52339529
Because otherwise we'd be at SPY 420 right now

>> No.52339684

Can somebody explain to me why inflation being lower caused the dollar index to plummet?

>> No.52339689
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52339689

My one regret is not buying more.

>> No.52339690

How long will this fake pump last? Any chance my puts recover Monday?

>> No.52339695

I might be able to sell my RIDE calls on this pump today lol

>> No.52339703

>>52339684
because the dollar is a safe haven since everything is getting fucked
inflation beginning to come down alleviates feares

>> No.52339707

>>52339679
Wow, crude didn't hold those cpi gains at all, right back down

>> No.52339713

>>52339646
growth inflation

>> No.52339714

>>52339645
Its like a civilization game after your build a courthouse but the population is still unhappy

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>>52339684
Frontrunning a Lower terminal rate

>> No.52339720

Hahahahahahahahahaha FUCK BEARS fucking retards

>> No.52339728

>>52339684
just buy

>> No.52339729

I will never financially recover from this
t. bobo who bet on a bad CPI print

>> No.52339739

>>52339717
You know that pig is getting an electric shock at the end, causing all of his muscles to tense up so he doesn't..... struggle, right?

>> No.52339742

>>52339666
Yea because range bans are ass and it requires a lot of work to post. Seethe more inflation peaked. Rate hikes will slow and the FUCKING MARKET IS GONNA BOOM

>> No.52339743

MY EARNING PUTS THAT WERE IN THE MONEY ALL WENT TO HELL. AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.52339746
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SANTA RALLY BABY YES!!!!!!!!!!

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>>52339729
I bet wrong too but I'm an euro so I get to cheat.

>> No.52339750
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>we're going to see QQQ have a +10% day

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>>52339720
You are the retard

>> No.52339758

spy to $400 today?

>> No.52339764

Everythin in kangaroo mode exept fucking Boomer rocks. Scares me a little. boomer rocks in a bull market isn't good.

>> No.52339777

>>52339753
HIGHER LOW

>> No.52339778

I'm glad I closed all my puts yesterday. Feels good. Too bad my $393 spy call expired yesterday...

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>>52339753
you better not pout i'm telling you why

>> No.52339786

fuck you housing market- enjoy it.

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All you had to do was go to the roulette wheel, and gamble on red or black, and if your bet happened to be right then you can gloat and call the other side retards

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>>52339753
M8 you better take the day off and go tend to the sweet potatoes.

>> No.52339795

>premarket
What just happened?

>> No.52339798
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Uh oh....looks like mumu's are about to get scamwick'd

>> No.52339799

>go take shit
>cat decides to take shit as well (litterbox is in bathroom)
every time lol

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>>52339795

>> No.52339805

>spy almost fucking 4% up in pre market
there is LITERALLY no way there is not a massive sell off at open

>> No.52339808

>>52339788
this :) but unironically

>> No.52339809

Ned Davis Research Cycle Composite has been prophetically accurate. We pump into new year.

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>slide in chicks DM’s for months
>constantly ask her out to dinner
>she keeps telling me she has a bf
>get really drunk
>try one last time to ask her on a date
>she finally accepts
>oh shit
>haven’t messaged her in about a week
>she sends me a video of her this morning

Wat do bros?

>> No.52339820

>>52339739
It renders him unconscious, good piggy it’s humane

>> No.52339822

>>52339707
Oh wow it's almost like oil is inflationary and being actively suppressed just like vix is being manipulated and i have told everyone for the last three fucking months to hedge with DRIP but no one fucking listens because you are all retarded as fuck even tho I screencap all of my trades and I'm up 80% in the last three months

>> No.52339825

>>52339805
Why would there be a selloff? We're going up.

>> No.52339828
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52339828

The soft landing has been achieved.
It is time for all (bobo) passengers to leave the plane. Please note that the nearest exit may be behind you.
Take-off is in fifteen minutes.

>> No.52339832

told you gap up was going to happen today

>> No.52339839

Fed speaks in 6 minutes. Then another 4 speak today

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>>52339805
get ready for panic buying

>> No.52339846

>>52339816
She must have lost her job or something

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52339850

>>52339798
at resistance again someone is about to get heemed at open

>> No.52339851

>>52339805
Why? I’m considering buying now

>> No.52339855

>>52339832
I was promised a gap a few days ago and lost $60 on OTM spy calls

>> No.52339857

>>52339804
>>52339805
>>52339825
I feel like it always goes opposite the premarket sentiment
My bet is on dump

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52339863

>people spend hundreds of thousands on real estate when you could just dump that shit into a simple REIT index

>> No.52339865

>>52339805
>>52339840
more likely that there is a small dip
every option seller is underwater on their call side practically
they need to roll
profit taking as well from those in the green

>> No.52339870

>>52339850
This time. It's different.

>> No.52339876

>>52339839
We've lost fellow bobro. Its ogre. JPow faked out the bears and said 'Fuck your puts'

>> No.52339881

>>52339855
wasn't me
I have QQQ calls right now, sitting pretty comfy laughing at you stupid losers LMAO

>> No.52339884

NEXT
>>52339875
>>52339875
>>52339875
>>52339875

>> No.52339891

>>52339857
>I feel like
Great TA.

>> No.52339893

>>52339117
underrated

>> No.52339899

>>52339729
huge implied move, straddles were the sensible choice

>> No.52339910

>>52339839
Where is the Fed speaking, I don't see any press conferences.

>> No.52339938 [DELETED] 

>>52339816
Keep ignoring her until you’re drunk again this weekend and call her up for a booty call. I’d say start treating her like dirt and she’ll stick to you like mud.

>> No.52339988

>>52339822
>oil is inflationary and being actively suppressed
Good point, I should probably follow it a little closer

>> No.52340031

>>52339529
ultrawealthy media jews get positioned first, then you. get in line bucko

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52340059

somehow i'm ok. got out of my tsla puts for a very small loss

bobo lives to fight another day

>> No.52340160

bloomberg calling the market rally retarded

>> No.52340463

>>52339610
I'm happy to be losing on UVIX because it means all my bags are pumping.

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