/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.52331783]

Pink Wave Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous:

>>52327707

[Anonymous No.52331794]

>>52331783
>shilling your youtube links in the OP
shameful

[Anonymous No.52331840]

>>52331794
I just copied the previous op

[Anonymous No.52331852]

did we pump or dump last cpi?

[Anonymous No.52331857]

>>52331852
>we
ngmi

[Anonymous No.52331881]

CPI pump hopium, inflation is fucking over

[Anonymous No.52331893]

Well mumu. Regardless of the short-term movements the CPI causes tomorrow I think we all know the long-term trend. Hope you at least deleveraged. See you tomorrow at 8:30 sharp!

[Anonymous No.52331901]

>>52331840
More, sauce?

[Anonymous No.52331945]

>>52331881
Its not over until bit coin is under 10K and gas is 2 dollars in my state retard

[Anonymous No.52331967]

>>52331893
I up-leveraged on shorts.

[Anonymous No.52331976]

>>52331901
attention whores with smart phone #[phone]

[Anonymous No.52331978]

$15k bonus from work, time to buy more shorts

[Anonymous No.52332005]

>>52331354
Came from /pmg/. Is this true or am I being rused by metal autists?

[Anonymous No.52332021]

Is there anything worst than middle management?

[Anonymous No.52332033]

Well guys, Johnny fathands wins again. The owner of the company came in to work today and had a meeting with me. He really doesn't want me to leave the company so he gave me a $2 an hour raise and is giving me a $500 a month stipend to buy a new car. I'm feeling quite smug right now and so is my wife Miko. I told you zoomers make yourself valuable and work hard and it pays off. Unless you're a cubicle cuck, then they just buy the office pizza and say thanks for all the overtime (unpaid) you did. Imagine being a cubicle cuck. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.52332052]

>>52332033
I'm not a cubicle cuck anymore, I'm a wfh chad
Captcha: NNNDN

[Anonymous No.52332060]

>>52332033
i make triple your gross wages working from home in a low cost of living area.

[Anonymous No.52332061]

>>52332005
Just buy some physical gold and/or silver with money you're not going to need and bury it in your backyard. It's an insurance policy there's nothing else to say about precious metals other than they've been money for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.52332067]

>>52331901
Japan 1936

[Anonymous No.52332073]

>>52332005
when everybody thinks something is a hedge it no longer becomes a hedge

[Anonymous No.52332079]

>>52332005
probably, getting a little bit of metal is probably fine, I do like looking at it and holding it since its pretty, but it's not a productive asset so I wouldn't bet the farm on it

[Anonymous No.52332081]

>>52332033
I'm a teacher and I am pretty sure by next year instead of being replaced by a robot I will be a flesh robot.

[Anonymous No.52332084]

>>52331852
Dumped 3% premarket and then pumped 6% then dumped a another few percent midday to make sure everyone got wiped out

[Anonymous No.52332088]

>>52332033
Awesome John-chan, what car are u going to buy

[Anonymous No.52332108]

>>52332052
>>52332060
Congrats for being able to work from home but keep in mind you wfh fags are going to be the first to be let go when the inevitable layoffs happen Jerome destroys the stock market.
>>52332081
>teacher
Dear God why?

[Anonymous No.52332121]

>>52332061
if a second Carrington Event happens you're not gonna give a fuck about some shiny rocks, you're gonna want water and non perishable food and something to defend yourself with, shiny rocks is just a scheme for schizos that are too stupid to know what they're doing

[Anonymous No.52332124]

>>52332108
I argue well with teenagers and I have a lot of patience.

[Anonymous No.52332156]

>>52332121
>hurrr
buy some MREs then retard. just remember you can only buy one or the other.

[Anonymous No.52332183]

>>52332088
I still have to hash out the details with him. It doesn't make sense for him to buy me a car when I already have a perfectly good one that runs great. Wtf am I gonna do with 2 cars anyway? I think it would be a smarter idea for him to purchase the car under the company account so he can write off all the gas and most of the car itself under depreciation so we both win.

[Anonymous No.52332208]

>>52332156
gold serves no purpose

[Anonymous No.52332222]

>>52332108
>first to be let go when the inevitable layoffs happen
I've already survived two rounds this year
Also, I have enough savings to go over 3 years without working, if necessary. The vertical gold line is how long I can go on cash alone and green if I liquidate securities

[Anonymous No.52332240]

>>52332208
and yet people have been using it around the world as money for thousands of years. goddamn I hope we do go Mad Max so dipshits like you die.

[Anonymous No.52332246]

>>52332208
Then why does it cost 1700 dollars an ounce?

[Anonymous No.52332257]

>>52332005
/pmg/ is full of retards. Never trust a goldbug... they'll say it's still going to 3000 while it's at 1500 and their miners are -99%

[Anonymous No.52332284]

Tomorrow will be glorious. I‘m giddy and can bearly sleep.

[Anonymous No.52332300]

>>52332222
If you can survive 3 years without working you probably make scoopsies money which means you're going to retire before your 40 anyway.

[Anonymous No.52332303]

META being green gives me hope for tomorrows CPI. Give me all that HOPIUM...

The S&P and the VIX are forming falling bullish wedge. TURN ON THAT HOPIUM!

[Anonymous No.52332330]

>>52332240
>If beads and shells serve no purpose why have they been used for 27,000 years?
Meanwhile in the real world I use crypto and fiat and nobody even takes cash, let alone rocks.

[Anonymous No.52332332]

>>52332300
>retire in 5 years
lol
lmao even
Don't forget, I'm the same age as you...
I guess my fear of talking to women has worked to my favor in this case...

[Anonymous No.52332338]

>>52332300
I think I could survive about 5 years without working, but I’d have to eat ramen and not do anything fun ever

[Anonymous No.52332349]

>>52332338
My Excel formula is based on no change in spending, and actually adds in the cost of buying health insurance. I could definitely stretch 3 years out a lot further if I needed to.

[Anonymous No.52332355]

>>52332330
Crypto is going to zero, it has no value and is purely a speculative Ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.52332359]

another bad day incoming if digits

[Anonymous No.52332381]

based korean gooks CPNG posted good earnings and saved my gamble account

[Anonymous No.52332391]

>>52332240
If SHTF and you get around me with your shiny rocks I will laugh while eating my massive stockpile of pintos and canned corn (the 2 form a complete protein together) and watching you starve.

[Anonymous No.52332394]

>>52332332
Well I suppose it's how you live that will determine when you retire. Hopefully when my all natural bug repellent slippers take off I'll get to retire early too. I don't get people like scoopsies though. If I made $300k a year, I'd bank every fucking dollar, retire young, and open up an arcade. Instead he spends all his money on a lavish apartment, hookers, and SOXL

[Anonymous No.52332403]

>>52332021
Yes, doing customer service.

>>52332005
Stocks are getting fucked by a bear market right now, crypto is a ponzi scheme that's getting fucked, and precious metals only become useful after everything gets fucked. Nothing is easy in the current year. At the 30k level you don't have that much to lose anyway, and you'll need some liquid assets. Hopefully you have an income.

>>52332121
You can't carry very large amounts of food, water, and weapons. You can easily carry enough gold to buy more of those after using all the food, water, and ammo you can carry.

[Anonymous No.52332411]

>>52332381
also thanks to whoever was saying CPNG beat earnings yesterday

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52332414]

Prepare to be heemed by CPI mumu

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52332437]

>>52332391
Dumbass. You don't even know what protein is. Most of the essential amino acids are only found in meat

[Anonymous No.52332438]

>>52332403
>carrying shit around
If I am on the move I'm eating tubers, grubs, and earthworms.

[Anonymous No.52332439]

>>52332391
no you won't

[Anonymous No.52332443]

i love anime girls and i love jepq and i love /smg/

[Anonymous No.52332449]

>>52332403
I got out of commissioned sales because I couldn't deal with customers anymore. I then got into the cleaning business which was the smartest choice I've ever made.

[Fatburg No.52332461]

>>52331840
Nippl3

[Anonymous No.52332472]

>futures

Guess we know this week and next week will bleed out dry.

https://youtu.be/zMcx91fvvl4

[Anonymous No.52332485]

The headlines are getting pretty predictable, sloppy job guys - can you at least pretend I'm not being gangstalked.

[Anonymous No.52332495]

>>52332403
I'm in a lowly paid software dev job and suck at it, had to quit my dreams of a career in digital art (fml), at least I have an income now. I'm just socking everything I earn into crypto/stock/pms in the hope that it will free me from this shit while living with my parents. If nothing works I have no idea what I will do and don't have any plans for the future.

[Anonymous No.52332502]

>>52332485

[Anonymous No.52332503]

I made a lot of money on roblox puts is the government going to come for me

[Anonymous No.52332506]

cpi will come in lower and you'll all cry about how you bought puts and got wiped out blah blah blah same shit every fucking day. bunch of morons on this board.

[Anonymous No.52332523]

>>52332439
I mean, unless I have some unforeseen serious need for a good conductor and I'm all out of copper wire, I pretty much will, too. Gold is a meme in the post "muh look how great this thing I made looks" world.

[Anonymous No.52332529]

I'm 25x leveraged short on ES futures take profit under 3500

[Anonymous No.52332534]

>>52332523
k

[Anonymous No.52332543]

>>52332284
Bear with me, but did you spell “bearly” B-E-A-R-L-Y? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s embearrassing how bad your spelling is.

[Anonymous No.52332562]

dxy and 10 year are both falling on the cpi release.... mmmm futures green.... hopium lets gooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52332565]

>smg complaining about women
Girlfriends are exponential. The Arabs are right, harams are where it’s at

[Anonymous No.52332582]

Imagine that. The Second Great Depression didn't start because of housing markets crashing. Not because of food and diesel running out. Even the shitty midterms wasn't responsible.

Crypto bullshit between FTX and Binance was the catalyst. Its all so hilarious to me LMAO KEK.

[Anonymous No.52332611]

>>52332582
the second great depression started when the fed printed 20 morbillion dollars and then started hiking and running off the balance sheet to control the subsequent runaway inflation
crapto has absolutely nothing to do with it and crypto exchanges and stablecoins have been rugging back to back all year because they are all leveraged to the tits ponzis

[Anonymous No.52332627]

>>52332582

[Anonymous No.52332666]

>>52332582
So... since you're so against cubicle cucks, does that mean if I create the /smg/ startup (which is my plan for when I get laid off), you won't want to work for it? It will be a software company

[Anonymous No.52332700]

>big green futures
irrefutable proof we're going limit down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52332706]

>>52332108
sorry jew boy, my skills are resilient to a recession and will always be in demand

[Anonymous No.52332713]

Triple x leverage short SQQQ, SPXU, UDOW…. Do it NOWWEE

[Anonymous No.52332722]

>>52332449
based

>>52332495
Yeah, stick with the job, be careful with your money and focus on avoiding losses until this economic downturn ends, and even if you don't come up with any new ideas, someday you'll collect enough cash to fund your own art.

[Anonymous No.52332741]

So much about this just.... I don't even know what it does to me. I cannot comprehend this world anymore. What the fuck is happening

[Anonymous No.52332780]

>>52332355

It's going to zero because governments will outlaw it or tax it 60%. That will drive BTC to about nothing

[Anonymous No.52332833]

>>52332666
Do you think you're talking to me anon? Because I think you have us mixed up.

[Anonymous No.52332835]

>>52332741
The only thing that sounds bad about this is the fact that people are so broke that they're looking at Tiktok to save them

[Anonymous No.52332844]

>>52332033
you're still a janny

[Anonymous No.52332850]

>>52332833
Sorry, I clicked the wrong post. Melatonin tablets is kicking in

[Anonymous No.52332868]

>>52332844
I'm a janny that just got the greenlight for unlimited overtime. I make $34 an hour while working overtime. That's good money for what I do.
>>52332850
I would gladly be a part of the start up though.

[Anonymous No.52332877]

>>52332741
thats a lot of fucking ad revenue
the entire influencer space is fat that needs to be completely trimmed before the economy can be healthy
can't wait for onlyfans, patreon, etc to go bankrupt during the hard times ahead.
women will actually have to suck dick for a living again instead of just posting risque pictures online

[Anonymous No.52332899]

@the people that are discussing pmg here. GOLD gives you exposure to gold and copper and is still rather low but you can probably wait for a pullback. JNUG is the ultimate shitcoin.. it's an even bigger shitcoin then SOXL the volatility is absolutely giga retarded it can do 20% days/50% weeks so if you get a good entry it's an awesome swing trade. It basically just follows gold futures leveraged to shit. It's kinda high right now either puts on it or wait for it to pullback

Anyways that's my Ted talk on pmg

[Anonymous No.52332909]

>>52332741
> it's called "cash-stuffing", and your teen may be doing it right now

[Anonymous No.52332915]

>>52331945
>2 dollars
Never going to happen because Biden is going to buy oil at 67 a barrel like he pledged. The goal is to keep prices high enough that people buy EVs and vote for trains.

[Anonymous No.52332939]

>>52331783
what are some undervalued mutual funds?

[Anonymous No.52332946]

>>52332915
and that means inflation will never be over so no CPI pump for anons still long

[Anonymous No.52332974]

>>52331945
Gad is going to $10. He promised no more drilling and he is destroying diesel supplies

[Anonymous No.52333076]

Payday paycheck boutta hit in 2 hours, I'm planning to take a nice 8 hour nap, then buy 3-5 hundred dollars worth of boring blue chip stocks. I'm thinking
>V
>T
>AMD
>AMZN
>AAPL
>BA
>MCD
>KO
>JNJ
>LMT
what does /biz/ think?
Do note I'm not trying to get rich quick, I like to think of my brokerage account more as a bank account than a money machine and I like to pick stocks I think will still be around and valuable in 30-50 years

[Anonymous No.52333090]

>>52332741
Lmao brokies

[Anonymous No.52333248]

>>52332666
No, big tech in general will get financially raped in the coming months, software included

https://youtu.be/NJ6VgnMEfho

[Anonymous No.52333275]

>rest of the /biz/ in meltdown
>/smg/ calmly talking about what stocks to bug
kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.52333334]

Rolling for crash

[Anonymous No.52333364]

>>52333334
close but no cigar

[Anonymous No.52333375]

>>52333076
Is this any better than just buying an ETF?

[Anonymous No.52333393]

>>52333076
I would wait on apple and amazon. Their stocks are guaranteed to dump even lower soon if guidance and earnings are anything to go by.

https://youtu.be/prHFVUaL_bU

[Anonymous No.52333403]

I want to write an ITM call and cover by purchasing a deepish OTM call. Any easy calculator out there to determine max risk/loss? Thank you

[Anonymous No.52333446]

>>52333403
Total spread between the strikes minus your write premium is at risk, total write premium minus your total cost for the buy is max profit

[Anonymous No.52333447]

>>52333076
LMT can be considered overbought. Visa barely outperforms the market, if at all. Coke is low reward. Not knowledgable on BA. MCD is always good.

[Anonymous No.52333502]

>>52333375
Probably not, but I think ETF is cringe desu
Plus this way I might get dividends right?
>>52333393
I do not believe I can time the market but I do believe that in 30-50 years both those companies will be more valuable than they are today...so Im boutta but about $100 worth of AMZN and $25 AAPL maybe $50 idk depends on how fat my paycheck is
>>52333447
I literally don't want anything to outperform the market, I don't care I'm not trying to YOLO or make money I'm literally just investing in companies I believe will still be here and still be valuable when I'm older

[Anonymous No.52333561]

>>52333502
ETFs still give dividends by the way if you buy the right ones. (eg leveraged ETFs almost always do not)

About 25-30% of the s&p500s gains are dividends historically

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52333578]

Just a quick reminder that aint no niggers allowed on /smg/ or no nothin.

>buy soxl

[Anonymous No.52333608]

>>52333076
At the very least sell covered calls so you don't get raped as hard on the way down to the true bottom. Don't buy all those tickers pick a few you can buy in full denominations of 100.

[Anonymous No.52333639]

>>52333578
Hey bb! I've been thinking about you and reading the bible.

[Anonymous No.52333721]

>>52333608
>so you don't get raped as hard on the way down to the true bottom
I don't think you understand what I'm doing here. I'm going to buy this stock, and I'm not going to sell it for 30 years

[Anonymous No.52333743]

AHHHHH I CAN POST FROM MY COMPUTER AGAIN!!! 6 MONTH BAN SERVED!!!

[Anonymous No.52333788]

>>52333743
its been 6 months since then? the bear market has been hard

[Anonymous No.52333869]

Can someone explain to what actually happened at this FTX?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52333870]

>>52333639
>and reading the bible
that sounds preddy metal, nigguh
what motivated you to do such a based and redpilled thing, my fat-handed brethren?

[Anonymous No.52333880]

jsut looked @ my portfolio
LOLE

[Anonymous No.52333935]

>>52333721
>I'm not going to sell it for 30 years
That might not save you.
>Pets.com
>Myspace
>Broadcast.com
>Cisco
>General Electric
>Intel
>AT@T
Have crabbed or out right gone bankrupt if you want to buy and forget just down cost average into SPY don't pick individual l stocks especially tech ones.

[Anonymous No.52333936]

>>52333870
Because bb.

[Anonymous No.52333941]

>>52331783
how does everyone here cope with losses? I'm down 700k from ath, I sold a bunch and reduced my exposure but like 90% but as the market continues to shit the bed the remaining exposure still hurts. I've hit a ton of good plays over the past month but I've always been afraid to use size so instead of being able to recoup at least half of the losses, my winnings are just a meagre amount.

[Anonymous No.52333972]

>>52333403
this>>52333446 also look up what assignment and pin risk are also look up what ex dividend risk is.

[Anonymous No.52334014]

>>52333721
just because a company is massive now doesnt mean its stock value will moon overtime some of those stocks will likely only give a <5% return over the 30 years you would easily beat that with an etf

[Anonymous No.52334035]

Tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fw_58PPCMRI&feature=share

[Anonymous No.52334043]

>>52333941
HODL and/or slurp more, I need exit liquidity please

[Anonymous No.52334054]

>>52333334
rolling for a gigadump next tuesday

[Anonymous No.52334080]

Test. Does posting from win7 no longer work? Did I miss loading up on cheapies?

[Anonymous No.52334094]

We didn't get a red wave because Republicans were running on grievance and not governance

[Anonymous No.52334107]

>>52333941
Personally I am glad I got wiped out with a relatively small amount compared to you guys. After that I accepted that I timed my entry wrong if the stock goes -10% unless I really believe in the stock or it's volatile as fuck. For your losses I dunno what to say aside from the fact that accept you were wrong and keep grinding at trading and your job to make the money back. Hope you get better anon.

[Anonymous No.52334152]

>>52334094
I don't care about american politics i just want line go up. Or line go down when i want it to go down. But i want line up here.

[Anonymous No.52334246]

>>52333941
Damn anon, how much do you have left? And what did you lose most of your money on?

[Anonymous No.52334309]

BUDDY LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52334315]

>>52333403
If you can't instantly tell what your max risk/ loss is just by looking at the difference between the two strikes (minus your credit) then you need to go back to 1st grade math class and probably shouldn't be writing credit spreads

[Anonymous No.52334320]

Still can’t get over discussing stocks with that one guy who didn’t understand that price of a stock is not reflective of price or performance of the company by itself. These kinds of people are among us.

[Anonymous No.52334338]

>aqb gon need to do a stocksplit to stay on nasdaq
God damnnit I thought we were gonna rally to 1$ before this shit is gonna come arround.

[Anonymous No.52334345]

How does the schedule D form work? Should I be saving a percentage of my gains to pay taxes on it?

[Anonymous No.52334346]

Can Jpow save the markets or destroy them?

https://youtu.be/rKhL-MYEtzg

[Anonymous No.52334394]

>>52334320
They’re loosely correlated over long time periods, that’s like the backbone of Graham dude

[Anonymous No.52334404]

>>52334345
If you have gains, then yes the federal reserve's collection agency will want a piece of it come April

[Anonymous No.52334407]

Imagine you live next to a mf'er on a farm
one day he comes out and says your farm is bussin
then the next day he says your farm is cap


that's the stock market, fr

[Anonymous No.52334426]

>>52334315
I wanted a calculator so I can do multiple checks of multiple securities quickly. Options take a long time to analyze otherwise. And I meant to say profit/loss not write the same thing twice.

[Anonymous No.52334429]

>>52334315
I feel like Ive written SPY credit spreads with $200 max risk and my broker wouldnt let me even though I had way more than enough MR. Probably going to stick to CCs though since Im sure the market will violently rebound as soon as I try anything

[Anonymous No.52334436]

>>52334407
I hate that zoomer hairstyle so fucking much it's unreal bros

[Anonymous No.52334455]

>>52333941
Just dont have losing trades. Unionically. Get better risk management and position sizing. No more than 2% risk loss per trade.

>>52334426
Just use optionstrat. The paid version (dont need live flow) is good too

[Anonymous No.52334465]

>>52334426
I mean your max loss is the difference of the strikes. Your max gain is the credit you get selling it. Who needs a calculator to see that?

[Anonymous No.52334530]

I’m gonna get a side hoe for my side hoe. I’m gonna be knee deep in pussy by next year

[Anonymous No.52334533]

>>52332257
can confirm
>t. goldbug

[Anonymous No.52334615]

Yields......

[Anonymous No.52334621]

>>52334615
i love this chart with the cute girl

[Anonymous No.52334674]

>>52334621
Thank you
I love anime girls
I love money

[Anonymous No.52334741]

>>52334615
When she finally slips, hits her head and breaks her neck, so does US economy.

[Anonymous No.52334784]

>>52334615
what happens when yields-chan uninverts?

[Anonymous No.52334791]

>>52334615
>>52334621
>>52334674
based
/smg/ is an anime thread

[Anonymous No.52334793]

>>52333941
>I'm down 700k from ath
Having this kind of money seems to do something to people's trading psychology that I don't understand. I have a five figure account like most of us, and you'd better believe that I watch that thing like a hawk. First sign of trouble and I'm sitting in front of the laptop for hours trying to figure it out and looking for a good pivot or exit opp. I obsess over learning new methods for every single change to the market paradigm. Then I go on /smg/ and read niggers like you just casually saying yeah guys I lost 700k. How the fuck do you let that happen? I am cautious almost to a fault, and I would probably be cash gang until 2024 if I had your port.

[Anonymous No.52334797]

>>52334784
Golden bull

[Anonymous No.52334839]

>Stock screener for what's actually up YTD
>90% of it is energy companies
Oh yeah right, the oil. What's the next sector that'll do well? While there's a sentiment for PMs during these times, the input costs (oil) are going to be high

[Anonymous No.52334848]

>>52334793
Everyone thinks they're smarter than the rest of the market before their first wipeout. That said I agree with you about people casually lose high 6 figs

[Anonymous No.52334864]

>>52334839
Banks, copper, uranium, cyclicals, value, small caps

[Anonymous No.52334870]

>>52334784
im more curious about what happens when she stands up
does she cause a nuclear war when her feet hit the ground

[Anonymous No.52334883]

>>52334793
What's your port like this year? I'm down like 20-25% or so. Most of my shit is like 40% red from when I bought it. Am I just retarded on my picks or should I have cut losses sooner?

[Anonymous No.52334896]

So is Dr. Dre gay? its 2022 if he just came out anyone who said it wasn't stunning and brave would be immediately canceled.

[Anonymous No.52334914]

>>52334864
Yeah that's a good call. Already had my eye on copper and was going to grab COPX since I don't think there's anything that really tracks copper prices (can't do cfds or futures) and that has a good correlation with the spot price. Already have some uranium but I'm waiting for it to cool off a bit before I buy more (either UUUU or URNM).

Wouldn't touch banks, or at least I'd need to poke around and see what kind of bank is doing well (investment vs insurance vs consumer etc), since rape hikes and pivots are going to affect them strongly.

[Anonymous No.52334918]

>>52334793
yeah seriously. imagine having a million dollar portfolio and not having a sizable cash position. having no diversification, you don't need to be full risk on at 25 or 30, relax nigga

[Anonymous No.52334958]

from Citi last week

[Anonymous No.52334984]

>>52334426
Does yor computer not have a calculator?

[Anonymous No.52335005]

>>52334896
Sorry what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.52335036]

>>52334958
Neat report. What's it called? Googling it either gets me generic login pages or ESG shit.

[Anonymous No.52335045]

>>52334958
So what, buy dollar general?

[Anonymous No.52335066]

>>52334958

[Anonymous No.52335081]

>>52334918
thats exactly the time to be full risk, even double risk
if you lose all your money at 30 you can make it back
in general expected returns are positive (especially when the market is down), but you can't fully benefit because at 40/50/60 if you lose your nest egg you're risking your retirement. Youth is exactly the time to be full risk

[Anonymous No.52335090]

>>52332246

A) central banks treat it as an asset implicitly balancing their liabilities (fiat) in a worst case scenario where they need to save their currency. No official gold standard is required, just having it and having some liquid means (like COMEX) to convert fiat -> gold is good enough. If you have enough to meet redemptions, you can hold your fiat up by pegging it to gold. Doing so makes US gov seethe however (they REALLY don't like it) and you might get your ass Gaddafi'd.

B) Net exporters (esp commodity exporters) need some safe store of purchasing power with the highest real risk adjusted return which they can recycle their surplus foreign currency into. In the 1980s this was USTs or US equities, but with rising geopolitical risk and high debt loads making positive real returns difficult, such exporters now recycle their profits increasingly into gold. Gold sort of functions as a 0-real-yield bond with indefinite duration. Critically, it holds a more or less stable ratio vs many essential commodities.

[Anonymous No.52335108]

>>52335036
https://mega.nz/file/6A50lLSa#tgIwZna4T2yWsly82Aht0XzOoV-2CMJokNphiCqrHdQ

[Anonymous No.52335117]

>>52335045
>>52334864
Here's a list of shit that is down 10% or more YTD, sorted by mcap, and hasn't had earnings in the last 2 months (eg, will have an ER in 30 days or less). I still wouldn't touch half of these

[Anonymous No.52335119]

>>52335066
What does theme count, ETR, and 2H mean?

[Anonymous No.52335132]

>>52335090
>central banks treat it as an asset implicitly balancing their liabilities
tell me which bank is using gold to meet their fractional reserve requirements
everything you wrote is wishful thinking

[Anonymous No.52335133]

>>52335108
Ah, thanks.
Looked like a screencap of a site they do periodically and didn't realize it was a full report report

[Anonymous No.52335146]

>>52335117
if canadian banks crash after CPI tomorrow I'm going to put 10% of my portfolio into them for sure. RBC/RY is a great company

[Anonymous No.52335158]

>>52335146
>RBC/RY is a great company
I've never really paid any attention to our banks because they're not American companies. What makes them worth looking into? And other than the mining sector, what does Canada even do right?

[Anonymous No.52335191]

[Anonymous No.52335201]

>>52335158
RBC has consistently out performed other banks at getting into emerging markets. Eg they had programs for FREE online-only business bank accounts to capture the startups on shopify/amazon/etc over 5 years ago in order to secure future clients

I also know they have stricter risk management regulations than US banks, so the upside is lower, but much more stable gains. In a bear market I'd trust canadian banks more than the US. They're also more of an oligopoly, american financial systems have way more moving parts due to them being the financial mecca of the world but canadian banks control a lot of the industry.

[Anonymous No.52335212]

[Anonymous No.52335254]

>>52335132

Every central bank and the FX market that trades their shitty currencies.

[Anonymous No.52335265]

>>52334883
Up 10%

[Anonymous No.52335283]

>El Salvador's bitcoin holdings were on FTX
hahahahahahahahahahahaahha

[Anonymous No.52335306]

>>52335283
F

[Anonymous No.52335322]

>>52335283
They might start kidnapping those Bitcoin Bernie Madoff niggas

[Anonymous No.52335345]

>>52335283
Uh huh.
This whole operation is starting to glow

[Anonymous No.52335348]

>>52335254
>tfw trying to get into FX
Still need to forward test though. I'm being autistic and trying to make my own bootleg Pinescript (tradingview) so I can exhaustively test all inputs on an indicator

[Anonymous No.52335353]

What's gonna happen with energy companies today?

[Anonymous No.52335378]

>>52335081
i get that you want to be full risk on when young, but if i had a 1 million dollar portfolio i would not be in 100% SOXL or some shitcoin. thats a great way to get fucking heemed.

a conservative 10% sp500 gain could net you 100,000$ for gods sake man

[Anonymous No.52335380]

>>52335345
>>52335283
Breakfastbros, I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.52335474]

Your risk appetite should be a function of your portfolio size relative to your cashflow as well as your age.

If you can earn the money back in a couple of months, it makes sense to take high risk, high reward positions.
However if you are playing with 10x your yearly salary, you should be highly risk averse.

[Anonymous No.52335484]

>>52335474
>Pic
Something something curve convexity

[Anonymous No.52335561]

>>52335484
>>52335474
i hope real estate does this

[Anonymous No.52335620]

>>52335474
All in on GME. College. Can earn it back in 2 years.

[Anonymous No.52335629]

>>52335474
>>52335561
Imagine if that were to happen

[Anonymous No.52335699]

>>52335629
Japan style zoning laws and/or a reduction of immigration would make it happen pretty fast (at least in the mega cities)

[Anonymous No.52335739]

Can we have another good day today?

[Anonymous No.52335938]

I want a replica Zack Morris brick phone, no way it costs this much (maybe this one still works)

[Anonymous No.52336001]

dxy bros
we are back

[Anonymous No.52336057]

>Bitcoin could dip even lower than 13k

So, stock markets will keep on dumping down because of crypto bullshit? KEK what a fucking disaster, literal Lehman moment happening now.

[Anonymous No.52336082]

>>52336057
I'm a retard, forgot link

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1590566056414040065

[Anonymous No.52336137]

>>52336082
I mean it's kinda obvious in hindsight, everyone is overleveraged on assets

[Anonymous No.52336138]

>>52335938
It's Canadian dollar.

[Anonymous No.52336193]

>>52336137
Big tech like amazon and apple are definitely overvalued too

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52336272]

MUMU
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNS

[Anonymous No.52336276]

>>52336138
Oh yeah so like $100 USD, thanks

[Anonymous No.52336294]

Cursed careers?

[Anonymous No.52336299]

>>52336294
>trusting a chink with money

[Anonymous No.52336304]

>>52336193
See that one's a little more difficult for me. I look at FCF for a company and that's about it. I don't know what FMV is, and that's still just an estimate at best. You have to account for future growth etc etc. Fundamentals is not my forte.
But it's easy to look at things and see everyone is trading on leverage (crypto, housing markets, loans, etc) and high interest is going to crush things. I don't think we're anywhere near the bottom yet, because once that starts to unwind it'll be nasty.
Mostly, I'd like to not get wrecked by the bleeding, but at the same time, any shorts will get whipsawed, so it's difficult to approach

[Anonymous No.52336307]

>>52336272

[Anonymous No.52336306]

>futures

Mega ultra giga crabbing right now

[Anonymous No.52336316]

>>52336299
missing the clear joke here

[Anonymous No.52336338]

>>52336306
construct a bear flag

[Anonymous No.52336377]

>>52336137
How has every leverage nigger not blown up yet

[Anonymous No.52336424]

The crypto bank runs happening over the next few weeks are surely to put a NASTY fucking dent into everything from stocks to bonds for a good while I reckon.

[Anonymous No.52336538]

[Anonymous No.52336567]

People always bitch and moan when the market goes down. I know it's painful and I know it hurt. Alphabet, Amazon and Microsoft, all blue chips stocks, are down 50%. Right now we gotta take advantage of how things are now, and we gotta have confidence that things gonna be alright. I am buying 10k in each of these three firms, today.

Who's with me?

[Anonymous No.52336584]

>>52336424
Crypto market isn't that big to crash everything.

[Anonymous No.52336793]

woo i'm unbanned

[Anonymous No.52336819]

How bad is it to hold mutual funds through a bear market exactly? I feel like mutual funds is more important to hold than just a regular single stock and I never want to sell it all completely.

[Anonymous No.52336906]

>>52336538
https://youtu.be/fiqgs6fUOXc
https://youtu.be/5NQuMr45xd4
https://youtu.be/ZJHPpsb3FzM
https://youtu.be/XTYoS5nLgkM
https://youtu.be/rsfxo3A8u3M

They tried to pump their stock HARD in the 90s. Still remember those commercials. Was too young to know if it worked. Probably a good long term buy here, but I wouldn't buy yet.

[Anonymous No.52336944]

Do I report the crypto shill and no coiners itt that cant shut up about their shit for off topic or trolling?

[Anonymous No.52336954]

>>52336538
Never mind, look at that P/E and dividend. I know operating expenses will increase and sales will slump in the short term, but it's a bargain right now!

[Anonymous No.52336998]

>>52336954
VALE is currently $14, has a 9.8% dividend, and has been trading in an accum channel since July

[Anonymous No.52337003]

>>52336954
was a bargain when I started posting it

[Anonymous No.52337057]

>>52335353
They will shit again if blue wave happens

[Anonymous No.52337091]

any good EU company to hold. I've mostly been holding energy and fuel .

[Anonymous No.52337132]

Stock-bros
We just can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.52337147]

>>52335938
Its much cheaper to spend time becoming handy and kitbashing your own phone.

[Anonymous No.52337152]

>>52336567
We aren’t even halfway through the tightening cycle, so why on earth would I buy now instead of around June?

[Anonymous No.52337159]

>>52336567
Of course things will be alright, but not for anther 2-3 years. I’m not buying shit until the bottom is in. The layoffs that we are seeing right now are not a reflection of the economy, yet. Once we see layoffs from industries outside of tech, that’s when you know we are on the right path toward recovery.

[Anonymous No.52337181]

so if everyone expects a dump does that mean we will meltup on cpi

[Anonymous No.52337182]

>Crypto crashes and everyone gives up
>Stocks still arent finished
>People antsy and move to safe assets like bonds and gold
>USD hyperinflates so bondholders get fucked

[Anonymous No.52337189]

>I’m not buying shit until the bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.52337201]

>>52337159
Industries outside of tech already had layoffs during the coof lockdowns.

[Anonymous No.52337213]

rest in piss fly scum

[Anonymous No.52337220]

>>52337213
Based

[Anonymous No.52337229]

STILL lmaoing at the "red wave"
What a pathetic party

[Anonymous No.52337234]

[Anonymous No.52337235]

please cpi go down

[Anonymous No.52337243]

>>52337229
apparently nobody gives a shit about muh abortion. who could have guessed?

[Anonymous No.52337260]

>>52337243
people cared just not who they wanted

[Anonymous No.52337287]

>>52332437
you can live a full life eating only corn, you will develop annoying diseases but you'll mostly be ok. Really you eat well so that your kid's kid's kid is optimally healthy.

[Anonymous No.52337319]

>>52332506
why would it come lower?

[Anonymous No.52337369]

>red yesterday, crab futas
Someone post the chart.

[Anonymous No.52337416]

>>52337369
so neon green day because of CPI rally?

[Anonymous No.52337417]

>le fake pump before huge CPI dump

How many times have we seen this episode?

[Anonymous No.52337473]

>>52337417
>fake pump
It's crabbing retard.

[Anonymous No.52337475]

>>52337369
Here ya go

[Anonymous No.52337487]

>>52337417
This.

[Anonymous No.52337496]

>>52334864
Lmao he said banks

[Anonymous No.52337524]

meltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltupmeltup

[Anonymous No.52337539]

>>52337229
I don't think they're even going to win the House. Probably one of the most pathetic midterm results of all time considering 15% inflation.

[Anonymous No.52337560]

midterms are over, demonrats just gotta print some ballots in GA
no reason to prop up equities any longer

[Anonymous No.52337586]

Mumu, when in the last six months has the CPI been good?

[Anonymous No.52337604]

>prefutes

Bobros...

[Anonymous No.52337634]

>>52337604
It's fine, maybe the CP Nigger report can save us

[Anonymous No.52337635]

>that MASSIVE benis/head&shoulders at 1h
Hahahaha.

[Anonymous No.52337668]

>>52337586
its the sign of the times bobo be ready to cover

[Anonymous No.52337671]

>>52337201
That was two years ago and unrelated to the economy

[Anonymous No.52337674]

>>52335212
Why is everyone and their mother shilling ENPH? What's the deal with this company?

[Anonymous No.52337700]

I made $270 from my small 'dead cat bounce' position in HOOD - cashed out
thank you for paying for my weekly groceries, HOOD

[Anonymous No.52337705]

>>52337674
If everyone is shilling it it means they need buyers anon.

You only need a buyer if you are a seller.

[Anonymous No.52337706]

>>52337604
Wake up, bobo. It's over.

[Anonymous No.52337733]

>>52334429
your broker might have a minimum required to deal in derivatives, I got bitten by that once
I need to have 2k liquid minimum in my portfolio regardless of what spread I'm making

[Anonymous No.52337745]

>>52337674
Who?

[Anonymous No.52337791]

Is StockTwits exclusively Indians and bots?

[Anonymous No.52337798]

>>52337524
Look at mean mumu bully cute little innocent bobo like that. Karma needs to teach mumu a good lesson and to play fair with his lil brother

[Anonymous No.52337812]

Divesting from some CFDs for put options on reverse repos expiring by EOM

[Anonymous No.52337816]

not even fakenews media can stop the inevitable

[Anonymous No.52337830]

I don't know what mumu is getting uppity for, we have been stuck in perpetual chopping for well over a month now.

[Anonymous No.52337879]

>In general, index options are associated with professional traders and equity options are associated with non-professional traders. Even though professionals use index options for hedging or directional bets, puts garner a significant portion of total volume for hedging purposes. The chart below shows the CBOE Index Put/Call Ratio ($CPCI) with the 200-day moving average. Notice that this ratio is consistently above 1 and the 200-day SMA is at 1.41, which indicates a bias towards puts. This bias is because index options (puts) are used to hedge against a market decline.
Professionals are buying the fuck out of index calls here
Either they know something, know that the CPI is going to come in cool
or, the usual is going to happen - too many people expected a cool report, market is too positioned for a rise - buy the rumor sell the news event, where because of the poor professional positioning going into this report, we dump very, very hard
did the professionals get it right?
right now, dollar movement says no, they are wrong
we will see..

[Anonymous No.52337887]

>>52331840
I was going to get with qt spanish girl that looked exactly the same as the yellow shirt one. But I am who I am and fucked it up. I guess one day I'll find the one. I don't want to end like a distinguished avatarfag fucking a crackhead employee.

[Anonymous No.52337892]

>>52337475
wasn't this chart called out for being bullshit? Its been wrong a bunch of times before.

[Anonymous No.52337924]

>>52337091
Schneider Electric. It a real company with real products and real value.

[Anonymous No.52337947]

>>52337892
yeah it was debunked, it's only 94% accurate

[Anonymous No.52337963]

>>52337892
Well it doesn't really matter on a day like today anyway

[Anonymous No.52337976]

is OIL the only safe bet going forward?

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52337981]

[Anonymous No.52338010]

>>52337152
because stock prices wont wait until things are better for them to rebound
say it with me:
FORWARD
LOOKING

[Anonymous No.52338012]

>>52337879
we just finished tracing the exact same pattern that kicked off the june bear rally

it's unironically over for bobros.... for now

[Anonymous No.52338032]

>>52337976
yes the industry that went up 300% in 2 years is the safest bet. Buy high. Sell low.
Be the soxl tards of 2023, but this time: oil!

[Anonymous No.52338060]

>>52337287
>you can live a full life
>you will develop annoying diseases
If you haven't developed any annoying deseases, then have you ever really lived?

[Anonymous No.52338066]

>>52337879
That really doesnt mean anything. They could all be short 100x and then buy calls to have 10x long exposure as a hedge. Institutions are not buying naked calls for fun leverage like a college student with 10 grand

[Anonymous No.52338095]

Sounds like DRIP and SOXS are the plays the rest of the year

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52338114]

>>52337287
Eat anything other than meat, eggs and dairy, and you are an imbecile

[Anonymous No.52338160]

The best traders in the world aren't very good at all, they just work over at Glownigger Trading Group, and obviously, have all the inside info to make shitloads of money to fund their black ops budgets and lots of cool toys

[Anonymous No.52338174]

11/11 spy $390 calls are .36

[Anonymous No.52338191]

>>52338174
ok

[Anonymous No.52338196]

>>52338160
Well duh lol. The market isn't for "is", we're just allowed to participate.

[Anonymous No.52338210]

>>52338191
I'm watching at open then grabbing either 10 OTM puts or calls and flipping for a quick profit

[Anonymous No.52338221]

>>52338066
if they're long delta, it matters
we will see

[Anonymous No.52338222]

>>52338114
or extremely poor. Growing up in Mexico I've seen people go all day on a tortilla they bummed from the Taco stand. I do agree if you have the bucks it probably goes Dairy > Meat > Eggs.

[Anonymous No.52338224]

>>52338174
For now, they won't be at open

[Anonymous No.52338292]

Do you guys think shitty free to trade brokers will go insolvent?

Starting to get worried.

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52338300]

>>52338222
Have you seen cave paintings of yogurt?
You think humans survived 4m years eating dairy?

[Anonymous No.52338307]

>>52338300
First thing any human that lived has tasted is milk.

[Anonymous No.52338312]

>>52333743
MODS

[Anonymous No.52338327]

>>52338300
Humans have only existed maybe 100k years, and those ancestors were very primitive, cro-magnum men(small brains) modern man has probably only existed 30-40k years

[Anonymous No.52338340]

>>52338312
shut the fuck up nigger

[Anonymous No.52338345]

>>52333743
What got u a 6 month ban? Most I ever get is 3 days

[Anonymous No.52338346]

>>52338292
why would you be worried? you dont lose your assets.

[Anonymous No.52338365]

how you going come into a fucking anime site and complain about nudity and anime posting, stupid fucking nigger go back to your reddit

[Anonymous No.52338387]

>>52337287
>you can live a full life eating only corn
found the 4ft tall hispanic

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52338390]

>>52338327
Seriously, learn the basics of nutrition

[Anonymous No.52338392]

>>52338365
because this is a sfw board, read the rules

[Anonymous No.52338411]

>because this is a sfw board, read the rules

[Anonymous No.52338416]

>>52333869

Like every crypto scam, it was just a simple rug pull.

[Anonymous No.52338418]

what time does CPI come out

[Anonymous No.52338424]

>>52338418
It already did you fucking loser

[Anonymous No.52338425]

>>52338392
RULES!

[Anonymous No.52338432]

>>52338387
I'm actually 6'3 lol, I was a bit luckier than my fellow spics I ate meat most every day.

[Anonymous No.52338436]

good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.52338437]

I‘ve been a bad Bobo, Jerome. A real bad Bobo. Will you punish me UwU

[Anonymous No.52338455]

>>52337229
>Everybody celebrating the "red wave" was "squashed"
>Meanwhile Ohio solidly red and not a swing state anymore
Democrats won everything in Columbus though.
Columbus is going to become a refuge for liberals among a sea of red.
https://columbusunderground.com/ohio-is-growing-but-only-because-of-columbus-ocj1/

[Anonymous No.52338457]

>>52338437
I might if you don't stop dropping oil

[Anonymous No.52338458]

>>52338292
who could this little nigga possibly be talking to on the phone

[Anonymous No.52338471]

>>52338432
That's a pretty tall spic. All the ones around here are like 5' 4 to 5'6

[Anonymous No.52338483]

anybody know why apple (and nasdaq) went up so fast at 1:01 est yestarday? shit scared me last trading session

[Anonymous No.52338493]

CREDIT SUISSE 7.8%
BARCLAYS 7.8%
BANK OF AMERICA 7.8%
GOLDMAN SACHS 7.8%
NOMURA 7.8%
JP MORGAN 7.9%
GURGAVIN CAPITAL 7.9%
JEFFERIES 7.9%
TD SECURTIES 7.9%
BMO 8%
CIBC 8%
MORGAN STANLEY 8%
STANDARD CHARTERED 8%
WELLS FARGO 8%
SCOTIABANK 8.1%

[Anonymous No.52338501]

>>52338458
You thought being a hamster would save you from the Bogs?

[Anonymous No.52338502]

>>52338455
No one cares about Ohio.

[Anonymous No.52338503]

>>52338418
15 mo mins...

[Anonymous No.52338504]

>literally the most important data for the rest of the year coming out in 15 minutes
>/smg/ too busy talking about corn

[Anonymous No.52338507]

should i go short now that the futes are green?

it will be red with cpi y/n?

[Anonymous No.52338524]

just bake already before the cpi release

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52338531]

8.2%

[Anonymous No.52338549]

NEW BREAD
>>52338529

>>52338529

[Anonymous No.52338553]

10% MoM

Check em

[Anonymous No.52338561]

>>52338504
My palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy

[Anonymous No.52338576]

>>52338531
Doubt it.
7.7% is my prediction.

[Anonymous No.52338622]

>>52338471
well my dad was a basketball player, so I guess that helped somehow, but also eating meat with carbs will make you grow. You can't just eat only meat or it will turn into calories instead of protein.

[Anonymous No.52338624]

>>52338576
It's gonna be 7.9 to 8, if not a little hotter
Did you see the nowcasting? It low balls compared to the fed every time, and they were showing 7.99%

[Anonymous No.52338657]

>>52338531
rollin for this.

[Anonymous No.52338711]

>>52332033
Congratulations on the raise. Don’t fall for the new car meme. Could be a way to lock you into the job in order to make the payments. Perhaps work out a maintenance and mileage per diem plan.

[Anonymous No.52338730]

>>52338711
yup, owner shat bricks. You're basically untouchable now.

[Anonymous No.52338752]

[Anonymous No.52338755]

Its low, bears ded.

[Anonymous No.52338770]

where's my crossthread niggers?

[Anonymous No.52338790]

SANTA BABYYYYY

[Anonymous No.52338829]

7.7% guys. pump i guess

[Anonymous No.52339145]

[Anonymous No.52339328]

>>52337879
looks like they knew