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Anonymous Thu Nov 10 02:10:25 2022 No.52329231 [Reply] [Original]

DAMAGE REPORT

Anonymous Thu Nov 10 02:15:43 2022 No.52329335
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Captain...
You're not Captain.
This is all an illusion.
You're a guy behind a keyboard and you're on earth and not in space. All your fiat currency is gone and you only own electrons caught in a complex mathematical matrix which may or may not be worth anything at al...

Also slurping engines are running at 110%

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 02:18:27 2022 No.52329375 File: 1.14 MB, 300x200, 6dce13.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52329231

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:21:09 2022 No.52330643 Ogre

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:28:42 2022 No.52330786 PROLAPSED

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:39:26 2022 No.52330965 File: 522 KB, 500x737, JUST_FIRE_MY_SHIT_UP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52329231 TOOK HEAVY FIRE TO MY PORTFOLIO, CAPTAIN. THE DAMAGE IS SUBSTANTIAL.

Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:51:17 2022 No.52331157
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>Computer, withdraw all tokens from Ferengi Trading Exchange to my personal wallet
Error: Withdrawals are disabled. Due to insolvency, funds are not available for withdrawal.
>What? Those fucking slimy space weasels...
>Computer, dedicate all computing resources to program Barclay Starcoin Mining 1
Warning: computing resources are necessary to maintain life support systems
>Override, authorisation Barclay Delta Two Sigma Seven. Maintain life support in Holodeck 3. Lock out all other commands.
Attention: Lieutenant Barclay is the only surviving crew member and has command of the ship by default.
>Computer, access bridge controls from the Holodeck.
>Computer, set a course towards Ferenginar, maximum warp.
>Computer, charge phasers and ready photon torpedoes.
>Computer, have all replicators begin filling the ship with contaminated nuclear warheads and containers of airborne biological weapons.
>Computer, send transmission of file Barclay Ferengi Conspiracy Manifesto on all channels in all directions.
>Computer, create surroundings of a 17th century Ottoman Emperor's harem room with 72 holograms of Counsellor Troi, 4 meters tall, without clothes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:55:14 2022 No.52331230 >>52331157 KEK MY FUCKING SIDES

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:56:59 2022 No.52331261 File: 634 KB, 1125x709, 0661608E-CB5F-45F0-89E1-0D9229B3D8D9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52329231 Resistance is futile

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:58:35 2022 No.52331281 >>52329231 energy/commodity stocks somewhat volatile over the past week, but have held up overall gold showing some strength got a nice bonus at work (8.5k after tax) overall pretty good no crypto, btw

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:59:04 2022 No.52331292 >>52329231 BTC down 19% BAT down 26% yeah im slurping bat I love these swing trades

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 03:59:33 2022 No.52331296 File: 101 KB, 852x960, 5A560A98-6AF3-4764-8BC3-0829183E0982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52331157

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 04:04:59 2022 No.52331385 >>52329231 FTX blocked me from depositing anything because there was an error with my KYC lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 04:06:29 2022 No.52331414 >>52331385 Reminder: KYC is pronounced "kike"

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 04:26:19 2022 No.52331716 File: 1.51 MB, 335x974, 1652556874103.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52331157 >72 holograms of Counsellor Troi, 4 meters tall, without clothes

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 05:07:19 2022 No.52332302 >>52331157 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 05:12:55 2022 No.52332390 >>52331157 I would watch this episode. Sadly we are still about 20 years away from AI generated television shows on demand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 05:56:40 2022 No.52333027 >>52331157 >And finally, disable safety protocols

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 07:22:10 2022 No.52334089 >>52332390 I can't wait to have the 72 giantess Trois scene generated in seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 07:24:35 2022 No.52334105 0 I never used your shitty exchange because I am not an american. Fuck you, burgers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 07:26:25 2022 No.52334121 File: 60 KB, 970x260, new_pasta.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52331157 lmao well played

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