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Now that Crypto is dead, let's discuss how we'll all be getting real jobs.

This thread is for discussing
>The best ways to fill out job applications
>How to format your resume
>Common answers to common questions
>Companies that may be hiring

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>>5231368
> OP becomes a poop eater

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>>5231368
>Put your interest in crypto on your resume
>Enter it as digital asset handler
>Sweat profusely when the hiring manager asks what it means
>The room starts to smell like linguini as you autistically try to explain blockchain
>"You know bitcoin? It's kinda like that"

>> No.5231984

>>5231368
>been out of work for over 3 years, never held a job for more than 6 months
>no one ever calls back
>could work for slave labor at the local factory
>tried it once
>got screamed at 12 hours a day by short fat fuck who sat on his ass all day, all for minimum wage
>got an interview at a local coffee shop
>all 9/10s and Chads
>could see the boss slut shoot me down instantly once the interview started
Fuck. That. I'll knock over jewelry stores and banks strong-arm before I bow before society. I'll be a sloppy fucking fishmonger, what the fuck ever,but I'll be the captain of my fate. Fuck society's rules.