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OPEN THE MARKETS KIKE BASTIDS
LETS MAKE SOME FOKIN GAINS

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52304641

>> No.52310039
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52310039

this mornings haul

>> No.52310042
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52310042

>gains

>> No.52310049
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52310049

First for it's over for bulltards

>> No.52310059

METAslaves how we feeling today?

>> No.52310061
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52310061

>>52310039
In all seriousness, this is serial killer kind of behavior. Are you the monkey video guy?

>> No.52310062

>>52310039
What am I looking at?

>> No.52310069

can we get that ridiculous pump and dump we got yesterday?

>> No.52310076
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52310076

bang bang bang.

>> No.52310086

>>52310059
thinking whether I should cash out before the next CPI

>> No.52310088
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52310088

Sorry bout them calls mumu

>> No.52310089

>>52310039
I don't get it

>> No.52310105

>>52310039
nice kills

>> No.52310111

fucking kike basterds pumping RBLX

>> No.52310112

>>52310061
what is the monkey video?

>> No.52310113
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52310113

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52310122

>>52310039
based fly exterminator we have all been there before.

>> No.52310129

>>52310089
>>52310062
see >>52309960

>> No.52310133

>>52310086

You probably should

>> No.52310134

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw

>> No.52310135

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52310137

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52310138
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52310138

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52310144

>>52310111
What the fuck is happening?

>> No.52310147

390

>> No.52310160

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52310161

You get what you voted for zoomies kek

>> No.52310164

>>52310129
Why do you have to pour them down the drain? Just end them quick

>> No.52310167
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52310167

>the fake midterm pump is evaporating

>> No.52310168 [DELETED] 
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52310168

METABROS WHERE WE AT

>> No.52310169

>>52310147
You can still sell your calls bro, take the L

>> No.52310171

Oh shit look at buttcoin lmao

>> No.52310176
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52310176

BOBROS.... WE ARE BACK

>> No.52310182

>>52310164
how would you prefer? I was just torching them to death but the smell is fucking disgusting.

>> No.52310190

Is it over yet? or is this the beginning?

>> No.52310193
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>>52310171
>dropped below $17,500
>17% loss in 5 days

>> No.52310198

>>52310182
Squish them with your feet for a quick release

>> No.52310199

>>52310161
Zoomies have to capital they don't care about markets, as well barely any of them actually vote, most don't know how.

>> No.52310201
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52310201

Yields......

>> No.52310206

I hate urbanite women

>> No.52310211
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52310211

>>52310039
Based fly exterminator. I too had to commit genocide of the fuckers in my house, specifically where I had about 200 or so maggots crawling in my garbage. Proceeded to throw powdered bleach into it and drown them all in my bathtub.

>> No.52310215

>>52310193

Cryptotards still haven’t learned yet have they?

>> No.52310216

>>52310190
>is it over yet?
nigger we’re 3 minutes in

>> No.52310218
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52310218

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.52310220
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52310220

>>52310193
yes but watch this

>> No.52310223

Since late september we have been only going sideways...when are we going to actually break new ground either up or down?

>> No.52310225

>>52310201
You need to update this, that curve is so old, it's way worse now

>> No.52310228

It's looking like a red day right now, but I'm a noob. What do you guys think?

>> No.52310230

>>52310215
never underestimate the retardation of millenials

>> No.52310231
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52310231

Post some opens, what are we lookin' like?

>> No.52310235

>>52310198
im not getting fly guts all over my shoes, fuck that.

>> No.52310257

>>52310215
they didn't learn going from 60k to 30k so i doubt going from 20k to 17k is going to make much of a difference

>> No.52310260
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52310260

>>52310211
what program is used to make art like this?

>>52310223
the election wasnt as great as expected so we will probably crab more. had more GOPniks won, we would break the crab

>> No.52310261

Elections over. Markets can get back to crashing.

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52310274

>remembered BBBY exists
>its in the $3 range
get fucked "meme" stock retards

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52310277

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52310279
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52310279

>>52310225
That website only does the closing yield at like 5pm EST so I ll update it then

>> No.52310283

scalp HOOD calls here?

>> No.52310290
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52310290

Holding Tesla Puts. Comfy as fuck

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52310293

This is the beginning of the end. Good thing I sold the top and bought SOXS.

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52310298

Reds will take the fall for market crash.

>> No.52310308
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52310308

look at the vix....... this market is fucked

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52310311

>>52310298
Of course commies ruin markets.

>> No.52310314
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52310314

Right now is a good time to slurp that Energy dip.

>> No.52310317
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52310317

>>52310290
??????????

>> No.52310318

>>52310056
You can still put a filter in.

>>52310039
Stop being a psychopath for 5 minutes and work out where the dead animal is on your property. You'd better hope it's not in your building structure.

>> No.52310319
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52310319

GREEN UNTIL MIDTERMS

>> No.52310330

>>52310260
No clue, I think I saw it either on /g/ or /gd/, can't remember.

>> No.52310332

why is tsla pumping?

>> No.52310335

I really wanna short that tsla pop

>> No.52310337

Why the fuck is Roblox going back up, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.52310349

>>52310319

That AI shit really is incredible isn’t it

>> No.52310354

>>52310319
Holy shit thats the best one yet.

>> No.52310358
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52310358

Cashed out my RBLX puts, account is up 95% in the past week

>> No.52310368

>>52310318
there's no dead animal, I have 2 big dogs and they take gigantic shits and ive been keeping the door open because its nice outside. so theyve been making their way in. I should get a screen door.

>> No.52310371
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52310371

>>52310317
Literally posted it before green candle

>> No.52310394

slurp up that dip soxl brethren

>> No.52310396

>>52310006
Why do Republicans care so much for abortion? That issue could be dead already and people would adapt. If they had focused on economy only they'd win

>> No.52310406
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52310406

i tp bobros , i have a bad feeling

>> No.52310410

>bought TSLA $220 calls

>> No.52310413

>>52310129
some animal must have died in your place

>>52310368
>there's no dead animal, I have 2 big dogs and they take gigantic shits
then feed them something more healthy

>> No.52310415

>>52310319
this is incredible

>> No.52310417

>>52310396
You understand there are fundamental differences between christian evengelicals and jews right?

>> No.52310426

I was supposed to be up almost 4 figures not down 400 dollars. All my gains from yesterday gone

>> No.52310430

dump’s over already. get ready for the totally normal pump to 390 now

>> No.52310437

>>52310413
big dogs take big shits. thats very healthy.

>> No.52310441

>>52310319
>>52310349
>>52310354
What kind of prompt do you have to use in order to get ones that are so good like this?? I tried to get it to do the "ISHYGDDT" image and it was terrible and took like two hours

>> No.52310446
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52310446

The good - META

The bad - DIS

The ugly - RBLX

>> No.52310457

WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUMPING

>> No.52310458
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52310458

What the fuck was that.

>> No.52310467
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52310467

Dump the oil

Dump it all.

>> No.52310486

>>52310430
You mean dump to 370?

>> No.52310491

>>52310396
What if we just became democrats? then we could win on every issue. we'd NEVER lose!

It's because some people have convictions and they want to change the world to align with them.

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52310499

This pump has gotta be an exit one. Those CPI numbers are not gonna look good. I can feel it.

>> No.52310508

>>52310437
shits don't have to be smelly to the point of attracting too many flies. also, I think there are dietary supplements for that.

>> No.52310515

layoffs are bullish i guess..

>> No.52310518
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52310518

>>52310499
core CPI hasn't moved once again though its just the gas price fluxuations

>> No.52310521

>>52310332

Covering for Elon's loans. His backers don't want him to default, so they pump so his dumps don't turn into a freefall tied to how well Twitter does.

>> No.52310525

aeva new all time lows lmao

where aeva anon

>> No.52310537

>>52310518
anon... they just went up....

>> No.52310539
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52310539

So Where is the bottom?

>> No.52310544

>>52310508
there's a reason why there's a phrase to the effect of "you attract x like flies on shit." and it aint because of my dogs diet.

>> No.52310545

>>52310515
yes unironically

>> No.52310555

>>52310539
>that face
where did all the test go

>> No.52310557

What can I do to stop myself from impulsively buying options in the first 30 minutes of trading? I get rekt every time compared to if I just waited until 10:00, yet I continue to do so.

>> No.52310567
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52310567

>META calls
>RBLX puts
>DKNG calls

You always call me a nigger.. you never listen.. I always try to help you faggots but you hate making money. I have a finger on the prostate of the market

>> No.52310571

>>52310319
I kneel to our AI overlords

>> No.52310577

>>52310515
In the current market they absolutely are

GOOG is gonna go all out soon

>> No.52310580
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52310580

lol

>> No.52310589
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52310589

WEED is popping but Cannabis legalization only passed 2 of 5 ballots. Is it because of the bank act and the likelyhood it will still pass regardless of the senate/house make up?

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>>52310580
damn

>> No.52310599
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>>52310580
Hmm i think i've seen that blue symbol elsewhere..

>> No.52310617
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52310617

>>52310599

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>>52310590
whoa

>> No.52310669
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52310669

>volume

>> No.52310673

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT HERE COME THE SHORT SELLS

BUDDY LOOK AT APFEL COMPUTER

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HOOKED

AND YOU MAY BE _HOOKED_

>> No.52310680

If SPY could just stop jumping 70 motherfucking cents instantaneously, that would be really great. Jesus motherfucking christ.

>> No.52310686

TSLA $197 today lol

>> No.52310689
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>>52310599
a certain triangular shape kek

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52310695

I don't trust any of the market movements lately

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52310696

>SKRRT SKRRT

>> No.52310700
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52310700

KEEP DUMPING ALL DAY RED BABY, I BEHEEM MYSELF OR I HEEM THE MARKET

>> No.52310710

another theta burn day

>> No.52310721

The cpi dump tomorrow is going to be epic

>> No.52310734
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52310734

Meta and TSLA are the only 2 green things

>> No.52310738
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52310738

>Meta up 6%

>> No.52310739

>Mid terms seems like a dems win
>Market dumps in respond
Hmmm

>> No.52310744
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52310744

>>52310696
Hey dawg,crun me up to da corner sto my nigga. Need me a pack uh smokes and a foaty uh dat colt 45

>> No.52310748

>>52310539
He's the Chud meme

>> No.52310753
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52310753

>>52310739
I assumed it would be bullish due to demo retard spending.

>> No.52310755

>>52310739
At least cannabis is up, if a retard can become a senator. Anything is possible.
>TLRY

>> No.52310758

>>52310734
Why is ENPH always fucking green

>> No.52310765

>>52310739
>dems win
lol. they already lost house and the remaining states in the senate race are leaning republican

>> No.52310781

>>52310744
And 2 zig zags. Baby that’s all we need.

>> No.52310793

>>52310700
Why wouldn't you buy 1 more? My autism would be screaming

>> No.52310811

>Trade turns against me
>No longer have conviction
>Sell for a loss
>It turns around
>My original thesis was correct, just needed to wait longer

I beheem myself.

>> No.52310825

need spy to go green

>> No.52310827

>>52310811
retard

>> No.52310840

>spy pumping again
Oh fuck off already. At this point it seems like even if cpi is 100x worse than last month, we’ll rally. Absolutely brain dead market piloted by mindless gigabits right now.

>> No.52310842
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52310842

I am financially heemed.... wtf, yesterday as so close...

>> No.52310851

Holy shit. What the fuck happened to DIS?

>> No.52310853

TLRY ELECTION RESULTS PUMP WOOOOOOOO

>> No.52310857
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52310857

>>52310840
daily ma doesn't seem to bad, might hold

>> No.52310885
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52310885

Imagine, if you will, for a moment, a market so volatile that you get $0.30 of slippage on your SPY stop orders.

>> No.52310898
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52310898

>we are seriously going to fucking go green ahead of CPI which is going to be dogshit and incoming midterm havoc

At this point nukes turning all major cities in the world into fucking glass would cause a giant market rally.

>> No.52310907

>>52310885
and yet the vix is down

>> No.52310910

>>52310898
I mean a nuclear winter is bullish because either we recover, or we never need money again.

>> No.52310925

>>52310539
Imagine killing yourself over this, being homeless doesn't even seem that bad in America.

>> No.52310926

>>52310765
uh no theyre not. AZ and GA are guaranteed blue

>> No.52310930
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52310930

>>52310885
And it goes the other way too. I just bought SPY at 380.15 and it jumped to 380.55 a millisecond later. By the time I mashed the sell button, it filled at 380.68. This is unbelievably motherfucking insane. Is there a point where they halt trading of SPY? Like just shut the stock market down? This is absolutely ridiculous.

>> No.52310935

SPY CLOSING 390

>> No.52310936
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52310936

>Midterms over
>Market dumps
But of course

>> No.52310948

>>52310907
VIX stands for Very Impotent Xnvestment

>> No.52310988

>>52310811
I do this constantly, it’s human nature to want to cut your losses and be free of the psychological pain. You either need to trust the plan or cut things early. Also I’ve found reducing my playing size makes a huge difference for me, even if the gains are smaller I don’t get so emotionally invested when I’m risking far less. Slow and steady rather than the wsb mentality of all ins.

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52310991

Ouch. What's the matter chuds? Your red trickle fizzle out early? :^)

>> No.52311000

>>52310898
>Incoming midterm havoc
Republicans shitting their pants and crying have no effect on the market

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52311017

>>52310991
Chuds always lose

>> No.52311026

>>52310991
menta illness

>> No.52311029

I hope crude oil inventories are low and bump up the energy sector at least

>> No.52311032

its melting up..

red wave incoming

>> No.52311043

>>52310991
It's basically a 50/50 race even after they spend millions of dollars and thousands of hours screaming at everyone to VOTE [FOR DEMOCRATS]!!!!!!!, they have absolutely nothing to be proud of. If your policies actually inspired people it wouldn't be a dead heat.

>> No.52311051

Are BTC bucks finally broken?

>> No.52311052

What the fuck is this reversal on yields

>> No.52311056

METAbullites. When the storm washes over the market, Zuck, in his infinite selflessness shelters our portfolios with his loving umbrella. Thank you Mr. Burg.

>> No.52311059

What the fuck is this reversal on yids

>> No.52311063

>>52311043
>If your constituents didn't cheat it wouldn't be a dead heat.
ftfy

>> No.52311069
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52311069

>tesla green

>> No.52311075

what are you trading today

>> No.52311077
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52311077

>>52311032

>> No.52311085
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52311085

THEY THINK THEY ARE FILLING THAT GAP BOBROS! FORM RANKS!

>> No.52311092
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52311092

These markets are the worse. there is not current direction if the market wants to dump or rally. this is the type of market where new traders get heemed. it's easy to make money shorting a bear market it's easy to make money longing a bull market.

QQQ is trading like the fed sent us into a depression.

The vix is trading like everything is fine.

>> No.52311096

>>52310991
Trump lost more than the GOP lost. The Senate is still a toss up and they may limp over the majority finish line in the house. In Florida, there definitely was a red wave and it's pretty clear DeSantis is now the future of the GOP and Trump really needs to pass the torch to avoid the Democrats wet dream of a Republican fracture.

>> No.52311114
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52311114

FUCK!

>> No.52311117

>>52311092
Selling covered calls bros, WGMI

>> No.52311118
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>>52311051
Maybe some
But it has to go deeper for their buck to be truly broken

>> No.52311123

>>52310991
To be a fly on the wall when she faces the LORD GOD Almighty in the final judgment and that post and the attitude behind it comes up in the life review.

>> No.52311140

>>52311092
>megas bleeding
>small caps already fucked 90% and still falling
>mid caps acting like small caps
>indexes barely accounting for any of this
>people still trying to pump memes like nothing ever changed

>> No.52311146

Are the jews really gonna let me buy more puts befor3 CPI? I'm shorting the fuck out of SPY if we go green

>> No.52311154

>>52311096
It seems Trump is trying to fracture the party between him or DeSantis. Trump should just retire and take up tweeting full time, those were the days.

>> No.52311157
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52311157

>LORD GOD Almig-ACK!

>> No.52311159

>>52311114
See >>52310589

>> No.52311166

>>52311117
What are you even selling covered calls on? Everything is down so the premiums are shit

>> No.52311167

*wags tail* stonks only go up :3

>> No.52311169

>>52311123
as long as this >>52310039 psychopath isn't in the room you are a fly in.

>> No.52311170
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52311170

The WEF did warn us... WESTERN VALUES will be at it's breaking point in 2030. which means the cuckservatives are going to go extinct.

>> No.52311198
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52311198

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU SMG
WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO BUY AMRS
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS THE YEAST OF THE FUTURE
WHY DID I BELIEVE YOU
FUCK!!!!!
I INVESTED $260,000 IN THIS!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!

>> No.52311205

>>52311154
The best thing they could both do is have a big event mafioso style where DeSantis kisses Trump's ring, and Trump hands DeSantis "the" torch.

>> No.52311208
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52311208

Stared at charts long enough im beginning to think it's not real life events influencing the stock market but the stock market patterns predicting real life events.

>> No.52311215

>>52311166
Oil stocks

>> No.52311222

>>52311198
Post positions please

>> No.52311228

>>52311169
kek!
>psychopath
There are likely to be even more interesting applicable labels just waiting to be discovered.

>> No.52311231

>>52311198
I warned you to ignore the AMRS shill. I warned you to never trust Melo. You chose him over me. Not my problem.

>> No.52311242

>>52311043
retard, the media will always hype it as 50/50 so that both sides buy ads

>> No.52311257

>Tesla Is Recalling 40,000 Cars In Its 17th Recall of the Year
>beating their previous record of 11 recalls from 2021
Obviously bulish

>> No.52311258

>>52311198
Behold, the tesla of yeast!

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52311266

>>52311167

>> No.52311277

>>52311266
*unwags tail* frick...

>> No.52311280
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52311280

>>52311208
>the whole world is conspiring to make me money
goes to show you how much things are completely misunderstood for relevant and how much power has been taken away from us

>> No.52311282
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52311282

...

>> No.52311310
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>>52311282
It's time to go Mumu. Do not be afraid.

>> No.52311325

>>52311167
>stonks
go back

>> No.52311333

>>52311157
kek saved

>> No.52311339

>>52311325
*rAPES YOU until you are anally incontinent* never talk to me like this again

>> No.52311355
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52311355

We now return you to our regularly scheduled crab.

>> No.52311357

That's it, I'm going to start building a position on WEED.
This fucker is going to be a nice growth story over the next years as the rest of the market dies.

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the bull will return once the election is over.

>> No.52311370

>>52310006
When is it time to slurp some mid caps? Mid 2023? I’m sick of sitting on all of this cash. I’m now thinking that buying up a few inner city car parking spaces is a better investment strategy than anything else

>> No.52311385
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52311385

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52311388

>>52310567
Okay.i sorry. What's next move

>> No.52311390

>>52310991
Didn't republicans win the house though?

>> No.52311399
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52311399

wait bang anon did really stop posting after one (1) successful psyop?

>> No.52311410
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52311410

This BTC fiasco is a omen for a bear market tomorrow's cpi, but the vix is telling everyone everything is fine.

>> No.52311445

What's the current status of the burger elections?

>> No.52311465

>>52311445
Deadlcok

>> No.52311474

>>52311390
Yes, and very likely the Senate too. Just not in grand, sweeping fashion like many predicted. Stilly, the Dem agenda is dead in the water for the next 2 years at least.

>> No.52311476

>>52311445
Republicans take house, maybe Senate but likely not. Basically enough to make sure nothing continues happening for the next couple years.

>> No.52311484
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52311484

KWAB

>> No.52311516

Buddy look at Roblox computer

Look at BTC computer

>> No.52311517

>>52311474
>very likely the Senate too
Source? I still see toss up, and CNBC is saying Arizona may take a week to count.

>> No.52311524

>>52311445
shalomo and davit win!

>> No.52311529

>>52311388
RBLX puts

>> No.52311546

>>52311445
They will probably wait til Saturday to announce like last election, based on military grade glownigger AI programs telling them to

>> No.52311550

>>52311445
No one knows. They haven't counted all the votes.
Projections point towards 2 years of nothing happening though, so no real change vs last 4 years.

>> No.52311551

>>52311388
I haven't done anything today and probably won't. Tomorrow is going to be a shitshow probably and I'll make a game plan after CPI

>> No.52311591

>>52311484
hedgies are finished

>> No.52311595

>>52311516
I enjoy seeing this BTC dump but then I think about it and it's still $17k. That's pretty much ATH compared to pre-covid. Such a long way down from here.

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>>52311517
>Arizona may take a week to count
lel the most secure election in human history

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killshot. had to downscale video to fit on 4chan so it looks stretched.

>> No.52311612

THERE WE GO, VIX FINNA POP OFF ONG FR FR I AM NOCAPPIN YOU

>> No.52311618
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kek

>> No.52311623
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52311623

Tom Brady put 600 million dollars in BTC last year or whenever. He might go broke soon

>> No.52311631
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52311631

I bathe in your oil, baggies

>> No.52311635

>>52311597
Hey I'm not saying one way or the other, I just wanna know if a winner has been called so I can make market moves accordingly.

>> No.52311654
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52311654

Sad because country will get worse
Glad because country getting worse means oil will surge to new highs this winter and I will become a millionaire.

>> No.52311658

>>52311608
Why do the dogs shit in the house anon?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52311678
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52311678

Rip a crab in half nigga no you don't you know that your put a slug in your/that ass and leave that bitch lonely and if your wife is a and that so punk crab gang will be turnt up Crab red rambo letting ram flock die muthafuckas by the dozen and if you're wife is a Crab you'll be a lonely ass husband. Hey but a muthafuckin cap nuthin And if your Nick nack phaddy whack give a Crab a strap and bap. You fucked up coming in the wrong scruofry brov Now how does it feel with sherm in your lungs? take another second look at death you may be sorry bruv in scrap end *Eh Eh Eh Eh*

>> No.52311683

>>52311631
No one needs oil because no one will drive anywhere while we're all stuck at the polling place counting votes.

>> No.52311687

>>52311608
Death to the six legs

>> No.52311705

>>52311683
>No one needs oil
Lol

>> No.52311718

Just buy more oil

>> No.52311729

>>52311705
No one needs oil in Pennsylvania because it's 250,000 BC.

>> No.52311752

>>52311445
>>52311476
>>52311550
House flips , don't know by how much. 225-235 was always my guess. Senate has PA swing to democrats. Senate appears to be deadlocked because even if they get 51 seats for either party there are a bunch of deepstaters who will play around and switch sides.

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52311761

Ok, I just bought calls on HOOD. Either I'm retarded, or a genius. I guess we'll find out

>> No.52311769
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52311769

>>52311595
>Such a long way down from here.

People that own bitcoin actually hold it lol. They don't panic sell at -30% like you fucking retards.

>> No.52311782

>>52311595
Just wait we'll see 15k soon enough and then 10k is on the menu.

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52311802

Why is the VIX going down?

>> No.52311810
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52311810

>The global crypto market cap is $871.31B
you want to tell me this small dogshit market is bringing the stock market down?

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52311812

>>52310006
NatGas bros, I am holding strong but am completely beheemed from entering too early yesterday. Wish me strength of hands.

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>>52311782

>be me
>own btc
>cause people in /smg/ to seethe and shit themselves in rage

kek

>> No.52311821

>>52311752
And a Joe Manchin, plus Sinema can go off the Dem reservation from time to time. Not much will change unless there was somehow a Rep super majority in both chambers or Dems had a healthy lead in both chambers. Deadlock probably best case going forward until 2024 anyway.

>> No.52311829

If the republicans can't retake the house and create a special committee that only has 2 dinos on it to investigate joe biden's involvement in illegal pay foreplay scandals our republic is doomed.

>> No.52311830

>>52311810
disneed failed to do much in earnings, so that'll bring things down a bit

>> No.52311849
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>>52311810
it's the leverage

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52311856

Midterms are over, the petroleum reserve TAP will be closed next week, what will happen?

>> No.52311861
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>>52311821
>Deadlock probably best case going forward until 2024 anyway.

CPI is going to be 9% tomorrow and SPY will go directly to 320 by Christmas.

>> No.52311869

do something today jfc

>> No.52311874

>>52311761
I think tomorrow is red and I'll probably snap some leaps on them if they go lower tomorrow.

>> No.52311877
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52311877

I don't feel so good

>> No.52311891

>>52311856
Biden said there's another 15m in December though.

>> No.52311893

>>52311861
MoM is definitely coming in hot, but yeah I expect a dump tomorrow.

>> No.52311899

>>52311856
Natty Gas and oil will rise again.

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52311901

>>52311877
>1.7k

>> No.52311903

BUDDY look at PROSHARES TRUST ULTRA VIX SHORT TERM FUTURES ETF COMPUTER

>> No.52311921

>VIX TO THE MOOON
Based.

>> No.52311923
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52311923

>>52311861

>> No.52311925

>>52311769
If everyone is holding then why line go down so much?..

>> No.52311926
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52311926

>>52311893
I expect the dump today after the Jews get back from lunch

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52311931

>>52311869
Perhaps sir might consider the oil or gas sectors?

>> No.52311937
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>> No.52311938
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52311938

>>52311830
shit you reminded me I'm a retarded DIS bagholder
a-at least muh divvies r-right?

>> No.52311944

RBLX puts go brrrr

>> No.52311966

Remember, gridlock only applies to goyim. Funding for Israel will never falter.

>> No.52311968

>>52311938
they'll be fine, they'll just made some docs on serial killers and white women will flock to disney+

>> No.52311978
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52311978

>>52311903
I bought the new UVIX this morning at 9.70.

>> No.52311979

>>52311938
If you have enough shares they should let you into the secret Disneyland brothel.

>> No.52311981
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52311981

>DOMP EEET
AWWWW MANNNNNN!!!!!!

>> No.52312003

>>52311925
>why line go down so much?..

It's been crabbing at 19k for 6 months dude

>> No.52312022

>>52311966
If the Dems hold the senate, another interesting effect is that when the bond market forces massive budget cuts in 2023 and 2024, they'll have to cut both defense and old person spending. Voters won't know who the fuck to blame in 2024.

>> No.52312030

mumus I'm not feeling so good

>> No.52312043
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52312043

>>52311978
we're going to be very very rich by the end of this week/early next week

>> No.52312048
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52312048

Go Woke
Go broke

>> No.52312049
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52312049

>>52312030
two more weeks until the meltup dont worry just HODL bro diamond hands

>> No.52312053

>>52310112
>he doesn't know
Better you dont

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52312060

I told you AMC calls anon. I told you to not fucking do it. AMC baggies don't know how much the stock was diluted. They will never own the float.

>> No.52312065
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TODAY IS A RED WAVE

A WAVE OF SELLING

>> No.52312066
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52312066

>>52312048
go long
be wrong

>> No.52312073
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52312073

lots of liquidity at these levels. looks like it will be a slow grind down rather than a quick flush...

>> No.52312075

>>52311944
Why did Roblox go public? Isn't it just a cheap indie zoomer game?

>> No.52312083

>>52312003
>ponzi scheme that can't recruit any new bagholders
>bleeding all year
>new lows
>more coins created every day

You faggots are so retarded

>> No.52312084

>>52311877
Keep gambling on options. I’m sure thatll recoup your 80 dollars

>> No.52312094

Name some good oil stocks

>> No.52312110

what in the flying fuck happened to the markets kek
also, isn't that a head & shoulders pattern...

>> No.52312125

>>52312110
Red wave wa s just a drizzle.

>> No.52312157
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52312157

>>52312094
DRIP

>> No.52312167

>>52312083
But there’s an upper limit to the number of bitcoins? It gets more difficult to mine as you approach that

>> No.52312174

>>52312094
gush if you wanna gamble

>> No.52312188

>>52312167
what happens in 100 years means nothing

>> No.52312198

>>52312110
elections over, alzheimer party won

>> No.52312200

stop with the crab, just fucking mega dump already

>> No.52312202
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52312202

UVIX for the win.

>> No.52312242

Why do these REITs this they are such hot shit recently...

>> No.52312249

>>52311059
It's just becoming further inverted

>> No.52312251

>>52312075
Same reason Carvana went public.. so jews could sell shares at 100x valuation on "future growth potential" in an unprofitable company that does nothing but lose money before it goes bankrupt

>> No.52312267

>>52312251
how is carvana not profitable if it has less overhead (i.e. no commissioned sales ppl)

>> No.52312294

>>52312242
Some will do better than others. They tend to focus on specific real estate markets. I think retail space is going to be in low demand.

>> No.52312297

>>52312267
They replaced commissioned sales people with software engineers that cost 4x more

>> No.52312315

>>52310006
So, why is everything dumping?

>> No.52312347
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52312347

Baking...

>> No.52312363

>>52312315
>why Flounder?
why not!?

>> No.52312375
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52312375

>>52312315

>> No.52312380

>>52312315
Combination of midterms, bank run on scam coins, CPI tomorrow, and jews

>> No.52312382

((they)) pay their executives to operate at a loss

>> No.52312391

>>52312380
Signal to buy more puts

>> No.52312395
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52312395

>>52312315
I sold

>> No.52312399

>>52310039
I used to do this kind of thing as a kid. I realized you could catch flies in a water bottle if you approached really slowly. I'd have about five in a bottle then stick it in the freezer.

>> No.52312409

Is JUPW gonna jump?

>> No.52312445
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52312445

>RED WAVE
>BLUE WAVE
>RED WAVE
>BLUE WAVE

>> No.52312447

>>52310198
they're flies its not like they're mice or something

>> No.52312478

just dump already

>> No.52312512

>>52312315
Same reason we've been dumping all year, no more cheap debt

>> No.52312523

>>52312520
>>52312520
>>52312520

>>52312520

>> No.52312524

red wave poomping up

im watching too big to fail. good stuff.

basically 2008 was game over for the financial system. funny how they portray how they are saving the system and not like giving the banks more power was idea all along.

>> No.52312545

>>52312315
jews, my god do we need to expain it again?....the majority of people....including "former dems" we're expecting "normalcy to return" by electing red teams....thus putting an end to the ucrane shenanigans....and thus uplifting the "market"....but cuz the jews control the spin, they just crapped in the punch bowl and deflated everyones.... feelings....whoa,whoa feelings

>> No.52312567

>>52312524
That was my least favorite out of that group (big short+ margin call). Too dramatized. I just want something like the enron doc for '08.

>> No.52312598
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>>52311205
META haters have really gone silent lol. Haha.

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