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OPEN THE MARKETS KIKE BASTIDSLETS MAKE SOME FOKIN GAINS >Brokers https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq https://brokerchooser.com/ >Stock market words: https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ >Risk management: https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp >Financials podcasts/channels https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto >Live Streams: http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/ >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/ https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain https://www.thebalance.com/ >Free charts: https://www.tradingview.com https://www.finscreener.com/ https://www.koyfin.com/ >Screeners: https://finviz.com/ https://www.tradingview.com/screener https://etfdb.com/ >Pre-Market Data and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures https://finance.yahoo.com/ >Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar: https://biopharmcatalyst.com >Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started >Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator: https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/ >List of hedge fund holdings: https://fintel.io/ >Misc: https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor https://market24hclock.com/ https://tradingeconomics.com https://wallmine.com/ https://tikr.com/ Previous:>>52304641
this mornings haul
First for it's over for bulltards
METAslaves how we feeling today?
>>52310039In all seriousness, this is serial killer kind of behavior. Are you the monkey video guy?
>>52310039What am I looking at?
can we get that ridiculous pump and dump we got yesterday?
bang bang bang.
>>52310059thinking whether I should cash out before the next CPI
Sorry bout them calls mumu
>>52310039I don't get it
fucking kike basterds pumping RBLX
>>52310061what is the monkey video?
>>52310039based fly exterminator we have all been there before.
>>52310086You probably should
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>52310111What the fuck is happening?
You get what you voted for zoomies kek
>>52310129Why do you have to pour them down the drain? Just end them quick
>the fake midterm pump is evaporating
METABROS WHERE WE AT
>>52310147You can still sell your calls bro, take the L
Oh shit look at buttcoin lmao
BOBROS.... WE ARE BACK
>>52310164how would you prefer? I was just torching them to death but the smell is fucking disgusting.
Is it over yet? or is this the beginning?
>>52310171>dropped below $17,500>17% loss in 5 days
>>52310182Squish them with your feet for a quick release
>>52310161Zoomies have to capital they don't care about markets, as well barely any of them actually vote, most don't know how.
I hate urbanite women
>>52310039Based fly exterminator. I too had to commit genocide of the fuckers in my house, specifically where I had about 200 or so maggots crawling in my garbage. Proceeded to throw powdered bleach into it and drown them all in my bathtub.
>>52310193Cryptotards still haven’t learned yet have they?
>>52310190>is it over yet?nigger we’re 3 minutes in
WHAT THE FUCK
>>52310193yes but watch this
Since late september we have been only going sideways...when are we going to actually break new ground either up or down?
>>52310201You need to update this, that curve is so old, it's way worse now
It's looking like a red day right now, but I'm a noob. What do you guys think?
>>52310215never underestimate the retardation of millenials
Post some opens, what are we lookin' like?
>>52310198im not getting fly guts all over my shoes, fuck that.
>>52310215they didn't learn going from 60k to 30k so i doubt going from 20k to 17k is going to make much of a difference
>>52310211what program is used to make art like this?>>52310223the election wasnt as great as expected so we will probably crab more. had more GOPniks won, we would break the crab
Elections over. Markets can get back to crashing.
>remembered BBBY exists>its in the $3 range get fucked "meme" stock retards
>>52310225That website only does the closing yield at like 5pm EST so I ll update it then
scalp HOOD calls here?
Holding Tesla Puts. Comfy as fuck
This is the beginning of the end. Good thing I sold the top and bought SOXS.
Reds will take the fall for market crash.
look at the vix....... this market is fucked
>>52310298Of course commies ruin markets.
Right now is a good time to slurp that Energy dip.
>>52310056You can still put a filter in.>>52310039Stop being a psychopath for 5 minutes and work out where the dead animal is on your property. You'd better hope it's not in your building structure.
GREEN UNTIL MIDTERMS
>>52310260No clue, I think I saw it either on /g/ or /gd/, can't remember.
why is tsla pumping?
I really wanna short that tsla pop
Why the fuck is Roblox going back up, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52310319That AI shit really is incredible isn’t it
>>52310319Holy shit thats the best one yet.
Cashed out my RBLX puts, account is up 95% in the past week
>>52310318there's no dead animal, I have 2 big dogs and they take gigantic shits and ive been keeping the door open because its nice outside. so theyve been making their way in. I should get a screen door.
>>52310317Literally posted it before green candle
slurp up that dip soxl brethren
>>52310006Why do Republicans care so much for abortion? That issue could be dead already and people would adapt. If they had focused on economy only they'd win
i tp bobros , i have a bad feeling
>bought TSLA $220 calls
>>52310129some animal must have died in your place>>52310368>there's no dead animal, I have 2 big dogs and they take gigantic shitsthen feed them something more healthy
>>52310319this is incredible
>>52310396You understand there are fundamental differences between christian evengelicals and jews right?
I was supposed to be up almost 4 figures not down 400 dollars. All my gains from yesterday gone
dump’s over already. get ready for the totally normal pump to 390 now
>>52310413big dogs take big shits. thats very healthy.
>>52310319>>52310349>>52310354What kind of prompt do you have to use in order to get ones that are so good like this?? I tried to get it to do the "ISHYGDDT" image and it was terrible and took like two hours
The good - METAThe bad - DISThe ugly - RBLX
WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUMPING
What the fuck was that.
Dump the oilDump it all.
>>52310430You mean dump to 370?
>>52310396What if we just became democrats? then we could win on every issue. we'd NEVER lose!It's because some people have convictions and they want to change the world to align with them.
This pump has gotta be an exit one. Those CPI numbers are not gonna look good. I can feel it.
>>52310437shits don't have to be smelly to the point of attracting too many flies. also, I think there are dietary supplements for that.
layoffs are bullish i guess..
>>52310499core CPI hasn't moved once again though its just the gas price fluxuations
>>52310332Covering for Elon's loans. His backers don't want him to default, so they pump so his dumps don't turn into a freefall tied to how well Twitter does.
aeva new all time lows lmaowhere aeva anon
>>52310518anon... they just went up....
So Where is the bottom?
>>52310508there's a reason why there's a phrase to the effect of "you attract x like flies on shit." and it aint because of my dogs diet.
>>52310539>that facewhere did all the test go
What can I do to stop myself from impulsively buying options in the first 30 minutes of trading? I get rekt every time compared to if I just waited until 10:00, yet I continue to do so.
>META calls>RBLX puts>DKNG callsYou always call me a nigger.. you never listen.. I always try to help you faggots but you hate making money. I have a finger on the prostate of the market
>>52310319I kneel to our AI overlords
>>52310515In the current market they absolutely areGOOG is gonna go all out soon
WEED is popping but Cannabis legalization only passed 2 of 5 ballots. Is it because of the bank act and the likelyhood it will still pass regardless of the senate/house make up?
>>52310580Hmm i think i've seen that blue symbol elsewhere..
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT HERE COME THE SHORT SELLSBUDDY LOOK AT APFEL COMPUTERWE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HOOKEDAND YOU MAY BE _HOOKED_
If SPY could just stop jumping 70 motherfucking cents instantaneously, that would be really great. Jesus motherfucking christ.
TSLA $197 today lol
>>52310599a certain triangular shape kek
I don't trust any of the market movements lately
KEEP DUMPING ALL DAY RED BABY, I BEHEEM MYSELF OR I HEEM THE MARKET
another theta burn day
The cpi dump tomorrow is going to be epic
Meta and TSLA are the only 2 green things
>Meta up 6%
>Mid terms seems like a dems win>Market dumps in respondHmmm
>>52310696Hey dawg,crun me up to da corner sto my nigga. Need me a pack uh smokes and a foaty uh dat colt 45
>>52310539He's the Chud meme
>>52310739I assumed it would be bullish due to demo retard spending.
>>52310739At least cannabis is up, if a retard can become a senator. Anything is possible.>TLRY
>>52310734Why is ENPH always fucking green
>>52310739>dems winlol. they already lost house and the remaining states in the senate race are leaning republican
>>52310744And 2 zig zags. Baby that’s all we need.
>>52310700Why wouldn't you buy 1 more? My autism would be screaming
>Trade turns against me>No longer have conviction>Sell for a loss>It turns around>My original thesis was correct, just needed to wait longerI beheem myself.
need spy to go green
>spy pumping againOh fuck off already. At this point it seems like even if cpi is 100x worse than last month, we’ll rally. Absolutely brain dead market piloted by mindless gigabits right now.
I am financially heemed.... wtf, yesterday as so close...
Holy shit. What the fuck happened to DIS?
TLRY ELECTION RESULTS PUMP WOOOOOOOO
>>52310840daily ma doesn't seem to bad, might hold
Imagine, if you will, for a moment, a market so volatile that you get $0.30 of slippage on your SPY stop orders.
>we are seriously going to fucking go green ahead of CPI which is going to be dogshit and incoming midterm havocAt this point nukes turning all major cities in the world into fucking glass would cause a giant market rally.
>>52310885and yet the vix is down
>>52310898I mean a nuclear winter is bullish because either we recover, or we never need money again.
>>52310539Imagine killing yourself over this, being homeless doesn't even seem that bad in America.
>>52310765uh no theyre not. AZ and GA are guaranteed blue
>>52310885And it goes the other way too. I just bought SPY at 380.15 and it jumped to 380.55 a millisecond later. By the time I mashed the sell button, it filled at 380.68. This is unbelievably motherfucking insane. Is there a point where they halt trading of SPY? Like just shut the stock market down? This is absolutely ridiculous.
SPY CLOSING 390
>Midterms over>Market dumpsBut of course
>>52310907VIX stands for Very Impotent Xnvestment
>>52310811I do this constantly, it’s human nature to want to cut your losses and be free of the psychological pain. You either need to trust the plan or cut things early. Also I’ve found reducing my playing size makes a huge difference for me, even if the gains are smaller I don’t get so emotionally invested when I’m risking far less. Slow and steady rather than the wsb mentality of all ins.
Ouch. What's the matter chuds? Your red trickle fizzle out early? :^)
>>52310898>Incoming midterm havocRepublicans shitting their pants and crying have no effect on the market
>>52310991Chuds always lose
I hope crude oil inventories are low and bump up the energy sector at least
its melting up..red wave incoming
>>52310991It's basically a 50/50 race even after they spend millions of dollars and thousands of hours screaming at everyone to VOTE [FOR DEMOCRATS]!!!!!!!, they have absolutely nothing to be proud of. If your policies actually inspired people it wouldn't be a dead heat.
Are BTC bucks finally broken?
What the fuck is this reversal on yields
METAbullites. When the storm washes over the market, Zuck, in his infinite selflessness shelters our portfolios with his loving umbrella. Thank you Mr. Burg.
What the fuck is this reversal on yids
>>52311043>If your constituents didn't cheat it wouldn't be a dead heat.ftfy
what are you trading today
THEY THINK THEY ARE FILLING THAT GAP BOBROS! FORM RANKS!
These markets are the worse. there is not current direction if the market wants to dump or rally. this is the type of market where new traders get heemed. it's easy to make money shorting a bear market it's easy to make money longing a bull market.QQQ is trading like the fed sent us into a depression.The vix is trading like everything is fine.
>>52310991Trump lost more than the GOP lost. The Senate is still a toss up and they may limp over the majority finish line in the house. In Florida, there definitely was a red wave and it's pretty clear DeSantis is now the future of the GOP and Trump really needs to pass the torch to avoid the Democrats wet dream of a Republican fracture.
>>52311092Selling covered calls bros, WGMI
>>52311051Maybe someBut it has to go deeper for their buck to be truly broken
>>52310991To be a fly on the wall when she faces the LORD GOD Almighty in the final judgment and that post and the attitude behind it comes up in the life review.
>>52311092>megas bleeding>small caps already fucked 90% and still falling>mid caps acting like small caps>indexes barely accounting for any of this>people still trying to pump memes like nothing ever changed
Are the jews really gonna let me buy more puts befor3 CPI? I'm shorting the fuck out of SPY if we go green
>>52311096It seems Trump is trying to fracture the party between him or DeSantis. Trump should just retire and take up tweeting full time, those were the days.
>LORD GOD Almig-ACK!
>>52311117What are you even selling covered calls on? Everything is down so the premiums are shit
*wags tail* stonks only go up :3
>>52311123as long as this >>52310039 psychopath isn't in the room you are a fly in.
The WEF did warn us... WESTERN VALUES will be at it's breaking point in 2030. which means the cuckservatives are going to go extinct.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU SMGWHY DID YOU TELL ME TO BUY AMRSYOU TOLD ME IT WAS THE YEAST OF THE FUTUREWHY DID I BELIEVE YOUFUCK!!!!!I INVESTED $260,000 IN THIS!!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!
>>52311154The best thing they could both do is have a big event mafioso style where DeSantis kisses Trump's ring, and Trump hands DeSantis "the" torch.
Stared at charts long enough im beginning to think it's not real life events influencing the stock market but the stock market patterns predicting real life events.
>>52311198Post positions please
>>52311169kek!>psychopathThere are likely to be even more interesting applicable labels just waiting to be discovered.
>>52311198I warned you to ignore the AMRS shill. I warned you to never trust Melo. You chose him over me. Not my problem.
>>52311043retard, the media will always hype it as 50/50 so that both sides buy ads
>Tesla Is Recalling 40,000 Cars In Its 17th Recall of the Year>beating their previous record of 11 recalls from 2021Obviously bulish
>>52311198Behold, the tesla of yeast!
>>52311266*unwags tail* frick...
>>52311208>the whole world is conspiring to make me moneygoes to show you how much things are completely misunderstood for relevant and how much power has been taken away from us
>>52311282It's time to go Mumu. Do not be afraid.
>>52311325*rAPES YOU until you are anally incontinent* never talk to me like this again
We now return you to our regularly scheduled crab.
That's it, I'm going to start building a position on WEED.This fucker is going to be a nice growth story over the next years as the rest of the market dies.
the bull will return once the election is over.
>>52310006When is it time to slurp some mid caps? Mid 2023? I’m sick of sitting on all of this cash. I’m now thinking that buying up a few inner city car parking spaces is a better investment strategy than anything else
>>52310567Okay.i sorry. What's next move
>>52310991Didn't republicans win the house though?
wait bang anon did really stop posting after one (1) successful psyop?
This BTC fiasco is a omen for a bear market tomorrow's cpi, but the vix is telling everyone everything is fine.
What's the current status of the burger elections?
>>52311390Yes, and very likely the Senate too. Just not in grand, sweeping fashion like many predicted. Stilly, the Dem agenda is dead in the water for the next 2 years at least.
>>52311445Republicans take house, maybe Senate but likely not. Basically enough to make sure nothing continues happening for the next couple years.
Buddy look at Roblox computerLook at BTC computer
>>52311474>very likely the Senate tooSource? I still see toss up, and CNBC is saying Arizona may take a week to count.
>>52311445shalomo and davit win!
>>52311445They will probably wait til Saturday to announce like last election, based on military grade glownigger AI programs telling them to
>>52311445No one knows. They haven't counted all the votes.Projections point towards 2 years of nothing happening though, so no real change vs last 4 years.
>>52311388I haven't done anything today and probably won't. Tomorrow is going to be a shitshow probably and I'll make a game plan after CPI
>>52311484hedgies are finished
>>52311516I enjoy seeing this BTC dump but then I think about it and it's still $17k. That's pretty much ATH compared to pre-covid. Such a long way down from here.
>>52311517>Arizona may take a week to countlel the most secure election in human history
killshot. had to downscale video to fit on 4chan so it looks stretched.
THERE WE GO, VIX FINNA POP OFF ONG FR FR I AM NOCAPPIN YOU
Tom Brady put 600 million dollars in BTC last year or whenever. He might go broke soon
I bathe in your oil, baggies
>>52311597Hey I'm not saying one way or the other, I just wanna know if a winner has been called so I can make market moves accordingly.
Sad because country will get worseGlad because country getting worse means oil will surge to new highs this winter and I will become a millionaire.
>>52311608Why do the dogs shit in the house anon?
Rip a crab in half nigga no you don't you know that your put a slug in your/that ass and leave that bitch lonely and if your wife is a and that so punk crab gang will be turnt up Crab red rambo letting ram flock die muthafuckas by the dozen and if you're wife is a Crab you'll be a lonely ass husband. Hey but a muthafuckin cap nuthin And if your Nick nack phaddy whack give a Crab a strap and bap. You fucked up coming in the wrong scruofry brov Now how does it feel with sherm in your lungs? take another second look at death you may be sorry bruv in scrap end *Eh Eh Eh Eh*
>>52311631No one needs oil because no one will drive anywhere while we're all stuck at the polling place counting votes.
>>52311608Death to the six legs
>>52311683>No one needs oilLol
Just buy more oil
>>52311705No one needs oil in Pennsylvania because it's 250,000 BC.
>>52311445>>52311476>>52311550House flips , don't know by how much. 225-235 was always my guess. Senate has PA swing to democrats. Senate appears to be deadlocked because even if they get 51 seats for either party there are a bunch of deepstaters who will play around and switch sides.
Ok, I just bought calls on HOOD. Either I'm retarded, or a genius. I guess we'll find out
>>52311595>Such a long way down from here.People that own bitcoin actually hold it lol. They don't panic sell at -30% like you fucking retards.
>>52311595Just wait we'll see 15k soon enough and then 10k is on the menu.
Why is the VIX going down?
>The global crypto market cap is $871.31Byou want to tell me this small dogshit market is bringing the stock market down?
>>52310006NatGas bros, I am holding strong but am completely beheemed from entering too early yesterday. Wish me strength of hands.
>>52311782>be me>own btc>cause people in /smg/ to seethe and shit themselves in ragekek
>>52311752And a Joe Manchin, plus Sinema can go off the Dem reservation from time to time. Not much will change unless there was somehow a Rep super majority in both chambers or Dems had a healthy lead in both chambers. Deadlock probably best case going forward until 2024 anyway.
If the republicans can't retake the house and create a special committee that only has 2 dinos on it to investigate joe biden's involvement in illegal pay foreplay scandals our republic is doomed.
>>52311810disneed failed to do much in earnings, so that'll bring things down a bit
>>52311810it's the leverage
Midterms are over, the petroleum reserve TAP will be closed next week, what will happen?
>>52311821>Deadlock probably best case going forward until 2024 anyway.CPI is going to be 9% tomorrow and SPY will go directly to 320 by Christmas.
do something today jfc
>>52311761I think tomorrow is red and I'll probably snap some leaps on them if they go lower tomorrow.
I don't feel so good
>>52311856Biden said there's another 15m in December though.
>>52311861MoM is definitely coming in hot, but yeah I expect a dump tomorrow.
>>52311856Natty Gas and oil will rise again.
BUDDY look at PROSHARES TRUST ULTRA VIX SHORT TERM FUTURES ETF COMPUTER
>VIX TO THE MOOONBased.
>>52311769If everyone is holding then why line go down so much?..
>>52311893I expect the dump today after the Jews get back from lunch
>>52311869Perhaps sir might consider the oil or gas sectors?
>>52311830shit you reminded me I'm a retarded DIS bagholdera-at least muh divvies r-right?
RBLX puts go brrrr
Remember, gridlock only applies to goyim. Funding for Israel will never falter.
>>52311938they'll be fine, they'll just made some docs on serial killers and white women will flock to disney+
>>52311903I bought the new UVIX this morning at 9.70.
>>52311938If you have enough shares they should let you into the secret Disneyland brothel.
>DOMP EEETAWWWW MANNNNNN!!!!!!
>>52311925>why line go down so much?..It's been crabbing at 19k for 6 months dude
>>52311966If the Dems hold the senate, another interesting effect is that when the bond market forces massive budget cuts in 2023 and 2024, they'll have to cut both defense and old person spending. Voters won't know who the fuck to blame in 2024.
mumus I'm not feeling so good
>>52311978we're going to be very very rich by the end of this week/early next week
Go WokeGo broke
>>52312030two more weeks until the meltup dont worry just HODL bro diamond hands
>>52310112>he doesn't knowBetter you dont
I told you AMC calls anon. I told you to not fucking do it. AMC baggies don't know how much the stock was diluted. They will never own the float.
TODAY IS A RED WAVEA WAVE OF SELLING
>>52312048go longbe wrong
lots of liquidity at these levels. looks like it will be a slow grind down rather than a quick flush...
>>52311944Why did Roblox go public? Isn't it just a cheap indie zoomer game?
>>52312003>ponzi scheme that can't recruit any new bagholders >bleeding all year>new lows>more coins created every dayYou faggots are so retarded
>>52311877Keep gambling on options. I’m sure thatll recoup your 80 dollars
Name some good oil stocks
what in the flying fuck happened to the markets kekalso, isn't that a head & shoulders pattern...
>>52312110Red wave wa s just a drizzle.
>>52312083But there’s an upper limit to the number of bitcoins? It gets more difficult to mine as you approach that
>>52312094gush if you wanna gamble
>>52312167what happens in 100 years means nothing
>>52312110elections over, alzheimer party won
stop with the crab, just fucking mega dump already
UVIX for the win.
Why do these REITs this they are such hot shit recently...
>>52311059It's just becoming further inverted
>>52312075Same reason Carvana went public.. so jews could sell shares at 100x valuation on "future growth potential" in an unprofitable company that does nothing but lose money before it goes bankrupt
>>52312251how is carvana not profitable if it has less overhead (i.e. no commissioned sales ppl)
>>52312242Some will do better than others. They tend to focus on specific real estate markets. I think retail space is going to be in low demand.
>>52312267They replaced commissioned sales people with software engineers that cost 4x more
>>52310006So, why is everything dumping?
>>52312315>why Flounder?why not!?
>>52312315Combination of midterms, bank run on scam coins, CPI tomorrow, and jews
((they)) pay their executives to operate at a loss
>>52312380Signal to buy more puts
>>52310039I used to do this kind of thing as a kid. I realized you could catch flies in a water bottle if you approached really slowly. I'd have about five in a bottle then stick it in the freezer.
Is JUPW gonna jump?
>RED WAVE>BLUE WAVE>RED WAVE>BLUE WAVE
>>52310198they're flies its not like they're mice or something
just dump already
>>52312315Same reason we've been dumping all year, no more cheap debt
red wave poomping upim watching too big to fail. good stuff. basically 2008 was game over for the financial system. funny how they portray how they are saving the system and not like giving the banks more power was idea all along.
>>52312315jews, my god do we need to expain it again?....the majority of people....including "former dems" we're expecting "normalcy to return" by electing red teams....thus putting an end to the ucrane shenanigans....and thus uplifting the "market"....but cuz the jews control the spin, they just crapped in the punch bowl and deflated everyones.... feelings....whoa,whoa feelings
>>52312524That was my least favorite out of that group (big short+ margin call). Too dramatized. I just want something like the enron doc for '08.
>>52311205META haters have really gone silent lol. Haha.