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[Anonymous No.52309078]

Welcome to Alameda Burgers. May I take your order?

[Anonymous No.52309143]

i will have one large portion of roast flaps

[Anonymous No.52309318]

>>52309078
I'll take a mcfraud with no liquidity.

[Anonymous No.52309343]

>>52309078
A McAddy for me, with extra pills

[Anonymous No.52310428]

I’ll have the Scam Bankster chicken burger. And make it fried

[Anonymous No.52310658]

>>52309078
give me a cup of tabasco sauce. shaken, not stirred

[Anonymous No.52310706]

>>52309078
I'll have a McFuckMyShitUp JewPussyMcFuck burger, extra fried please

[Anonymous No.52310723]

Ill take a small chipmunk pusy

[Anonymous No.52310795]

>>52309078
> Hey good afternoon can I get a- COME HERE BITCH
*Grabs her by the collar and yanks over the counter, turns her around and pins her down by the neck with one hand, using the other to rip her soaking jeans/panties off in one fell swoop revealing her gushing jewcy pussy and fucks her with my throbbing cock with the same enthusiasm as the Nazi who found Anne Frank until she's a retarded spasming mess of shock and euphoria, cheeks red from the shockwaves*
> Anyways let me get uhhhhh number 8 combo with large fries, thank you.
> $10?! Damn. Inflation is crazy. Yeah that's fine, thank you.

[Anonymous No.52310823]

>>52309078
yeah i'll take a 1 cocksuck in the bathroom with a supersized finish on your face

[Anonymous No.52310893]

>>52309078
>place order
>receive ftt
>told to wait to redeem ftt for burger
>ftt crashes in value
>sorry anon, you need 5x more ftt for a burger
Welcome to crypto in 2022
Too many idiots fall for this and cry for regulation

[Anonymous No.52310911]

>>52309078
I'll have a gefilte fish bagel please

[Anonymous No.52310993]

>>52309078
I'll have your number sweaty

[Anonymous No.52312039]

I'll take all your blood and your bones.