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52302985 No.52302985 [Reply] [Original]

Decided to try out a new pizza place. Ordered a 12" pie over the phone. When it arrived I thought it looked small so I pulled out the measuring tape. 9 fucking inches. Called the place and a dude with an Israeli accent tells me this is normal because the dough shrinks when it cooks.

>> No.52302996

>>52302985
Lmaoooo it doesn’t shrink bro

>> No.52302995

the dough actually expands
>state of biz

>> No.52303082

>>52302985
LMAO

That pizza looks like ass. Maybe it's kosher, all kosher food is overpriced and terrible.

>> No.52303149

>>52302985
You should thank the nice Jewish man for helping you get on a diet by serving less Yehslop.

>> No.52303237

>>52302985
Yeah you got Jewed. That was a 7" pizza that expanded to 9"

>> No.52303249
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52303249

>>52302985
they've fucked crypto now pizzas. damn that's ruthless kek

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>>52302985
Yes you got scammed

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>> No.52304171

>>52302985
Shrinkflation
Look it up

>> No.52304353

>>52302985
larp

that's one of those totinos frozen pizzas

>> No.52304443

>>52302985
>t tells me this is normal because the dough shrinks when it cooks.
Ask him why bagels puff up.

>> No.52304471

>>52302985
you got jewed

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52304514

>>52302985
Haha, looks like a value range pizza. Post the name of the place Op. Could make a few funny Google reviews with that.

>> No.52304536

>>52302985
Jews also shrink in the oven.

>> No.52304552

>>52304536
they expand from 240,000 to 6,000,000

>> No.52304556

thats not delivery, its Dijewno