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$390 close

Fuck you op. You bake early and the bread tastes like it.

how long will it take perma bear retards to realize that the bottom is in?

UK lads, what broker are you using?

>>52290933
When inflation goes back down to 2%.

>>52290892
Yeah I get it but it's on a whole other level at this point. Go to a YouTube video where Kanye is out the Jews and read the comments. I've never been more proud.

When you're down and out
When you're on the street
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you
I'll take your part
Oh when darkenss comes
And pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

Of all the things you can do to shit up a nation, and these brain-dead mongs have been conditioned to think that abstention from voting is the worst offender
Absolute state of these morons

This midterm pump be sussin fr fr

uhhhh dixiechads?

i started a roth 3 years ago it's at 30k. Since I can withdraw contributions tax free should i withdraw 18k and just leave the 12k gains in there

my bobros should be back from lunch soon

>>52290981
Yes

>>52290982
Did they have Rope for lunch?

>>52290972
What do EURUSD and USDJPY look like?

>>52290982
I'm too sick to eat

I just wish exuberance would make up the difference in one day.

>>52290981
yeah just live now bro, i'm sure social security will have your back later on

>>52290967
I warned about the retard pump

>>52290945
>but it's on a whole other level at this point
sure

>>52290981
No, giving up tax advantaged space is retarded.

Instead, daytrade options until you reach Romney or Thiel levels of Rothbux.

The market is basically calling him Arthur Burns at this point. This faint hearted Burns bitch who can’t even go 100 bepis because he’s terrified of the women he shares a mic with. Highest inflation in 40 years and this Burnsian little bitch decides to swing his pathetic “tools” like a sissy with all his corrupt colleagues after selling the top because he’s Arthur Burns’ red headed little stepbitch. Fuck Jerome Powell. Bitch.

>>52291040
Volcker pls go

Bought more JEPI with my dividend I received today. It's just that easy bros.

Looks like its been a clown day for bitcorn
Good thing the real market didnt follow that shit

>>52291117
>JEPI
I'm waiting until I break even on my Roth IRA positions and going all in on JEPI. I'm just going to DCA into that with divies reinvested and let it grow for the next 40 years

Can’t wait to laugh at all you bulltards when we’re blood red tomorrow and you realize you bought into a scam pump.

>>52291153
bitcorn movement doesnt matter until it breaks down below 18000
just like spy movement doesnt matter until it breaks above 410

>>52291190
JEPI and UAN are my main long term holds. I have some side money that I use for gambling on trades though. I have a feeling we are going to be crabbing for a long time so I'm set up to win in that scenario.

Is this the slowest day time /smg ever? I didn't even take any mushrooms this time, and yet time itself has slowed to a crawl

>>52291202
>Can’t wait to laugh at all you bulltards when we’re blood red tomorrow and you realize you bought into a scam pump.
tomorrow it's going to go up though. You're literally missing out on one of the top 5 trading days of the year being short here. I can understand if you don't want to ride the ::rocketship emojee:: though, its because you're a pussy.

>>52290888
czeched

>>52291040

volcker cut when it was apparent the US was heading to recession, retard.

Should I add to my shorts today or wait for a better entry tomorrow?

>>52291153
seeing bitcoin stay in the same range for the past 5 months is honestly pretty interesting

we finna see BTC go under 19k today...

>>52291190
who is this cum dumpster

>>52291249
Midterms. Probably a lot of anons are out and about today to vote. Or they are hanging out on /pol/.

spy finna make a new HOD

>>52291369
No clue, can't find anything else online so I post it randomly in hopes someone is like, "Oh damn that's so and so... here's a link to more"

t. degenerate coomer

>>52291348
BTC is the canary in the cum mine, it hasn't even begun

>>52291287
>volcker cut when it was apparent the US was heading to recession, retard.
yeah after getting rates up to +20%

>>52291348
Holy shit, it is under 19k... I have the funds to slurp but am I ready to slurp a falling knife...

>>52291406
>lower high

>>52291418
well keep posting it on the daily fren and maybe we'll get lucky.

>>52291348
If it makes it to 10k, maybe I'll actually buy the dip.

what the fuck is happening to crypto to cause it to crash

>new 52 week high for XOM
so.. what's going to happen once the recession finally catches up to oil, and the entire energy sector is overextended?
XLE holding the market on it's back like Atlas

>low volume pump

We all know what happens next

>>52291500

>>52291500
Checked. Who would have thought that made-up digital dollarydoos would be so fickle?

>>52291500
it went mainstream. when you see a "buy crypto" commercial on the TV, it's over.

>>52291500
Rumors that the idjit they put in charge of SEC will step up efforts to go after nearly all crypto.

>>52291538
>>52291578
>don't actually know what's happening
>still comment

How many cryptotrannies will off them selves today

>BITI

>>52291430

...while inflation was still high

>>52291602
GTFO of here then, and go lurk in one of hundreds of crypto threads on this god forsaken board to find your answer.

>>52291647
I do know what's happening, I'm pointing out that if you don't, shut the fuck up. This guy knows
>>52291515

Excuse me sirs but why is the bitcoin dead?

>>52291601
>the literal second crypto gets even a rumor of being regulated it fucking dies
its literally nothing build on speculation

uh oh stinky

what the fuck? did they just launch a tactical snuke?

the crypto contagion... its making its way into the stock market...

>>52291700
oh it's because bitcoin is tanking. I've always said cryptos are the dog with the wagging tail.

Very healthy market indeed

>>52291512
Perfect timing

>>52291512
kek I timed the top perfectly yet again

Brainlet here, why is oil shidding?

Mumu, are you enjoying your 'election day pump'?

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?

What the fuck? STOP MOTHERFUCKING SELLING, YOU DICKHEADS.

>line goes straight down

Might as well sell cocaine at this point.

I genuinely hope all crypto goes to zero.

>>52291749
It was overbuyed

>>52291763
The hidden tigers. I tried to warn you.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I don't think there were any Fed presidents scheduled for today
it seems like it was just the crypto sharp sell off rippling into a general risk off sentiment?
everything moved in conjunction
I guess we'll find out the headline in a few minutes, if there was one

>crypto dumping past 10%

The Crypto Pits putting their money in the hands of a Jew named Sam Bankman, the second largest donator to the democratic party, coming only after George Soros and a man who said he will donate "1 billion USD to stop Trump".
His Crypto and exchange is imploding after it comes out it is held up by nothing, he is forced to market sell billions of btc to keep the whole thing from imploding.

I thought Biz was somewhat based, how could they fucken fall for this tribal scam?

Anyways, smg wins again. Stocks only go up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y4eFnLRIzI

>SKRRT SKRRT

>I never gave a fuck
>I'm on a paper chase, I tell 'em
>Eat my dust, hate my guts
>Eat my dust, hate my guts
>Lick my nuts, kiss my butt
>Lick my, I'm just tryna get a nut
>Never, never, never, never, never
>I'm smoking the reefer, I roll with the nina
>I roam from the reaper and glock bust
>Twisting my finger, I fuck on a diva
>I go to Antigua, Bahamas
>Comma, llama, they not equipped for the drama
>Got weed on my fingers, got me on my speakers
>Got lean on the seat of the Lam' bruh
>Chopper, chopper, pull up around with a Mossberg
>When the reaper come, redrum, I'll murder something
>enemies on my mind, mumus in the past when I blast
>My TEC-9, it go pat pat pat pat, rat a tat tat tat
>Too fast, mumus know how I get
>And this revenge up in my eyes, I'm committing my sin, amen

>>52291798
This is real?

>>52291500
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/why-bitcoin-ethereum-and-aptos-are-down-big-on-tuesday-morning/ar-AA13SsQd

bitcoin is getting fucked!
I don't actually think this will affect stocks unless it goes under 18k though

>>52291849
https://www.ledgerinsights.com/blackrock-funds-temasek-tiger-invest-another-420m-in-ftx-crypto-exchange-at-25-billion-valuation/

>>52291849
hopefully buttcoin breaks support and dumps, and all that liquidity dumps into the nasdaq.

>>52290911
>>52290933
Looks like you were wrong.

who would have guessed the next black swan market crash was started by the crypto market

WHY IS OIL CRASHING

PLEASE GUYS

THIS WAS THE BOTTOM RIGHT? WERE GONNA PUMP TILL CHRISTMAS?

HELLO? HELLLLLLLOOOOOOO?

Markets are doomping. Buy the rumor (muh midterm pooomp) sell the news (muh midterms) kek

Well there goes my last chance at ever experiencing something approximating happiness

RIP crypto babies. As for the indices. We will always return to crab, one way or another. The crab is calling the shots now randy.

>>52291937
>DRIP

SHINRA TENSEI
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>>52291944
>Red moon
>Red wave
>Red candles

Told you guys it was going to crash
>t. bought sqqq at the top
I hate the early baker

Heemed for another $13k today. Fuckers.

nice pump niggas

>it’s the future of currency
I laugh at anyone who got involved in this degeneracy

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>52291984
>futes

kek, baggie

Cashganger here is now the correct time to finally join forces with Bobros?

getting hebrewed both ways

>>52292024
>everything has gone downhill since the eth merge
kek

That was a pretty easy dump to ride. Closed out outs I had open for 10 minutes for 50% profit.

>>52290982

>>52291500
>>52291515
CZ called SBF's debt. Now imagine China calling US's debt...

>>52291849
It's already affecting stocks. Have you missed the last 15 minutes?
Everything dumping. Crypto is killing the market.

now that the dust has settled, why did we even dump in the last 20 minutes

CPI coming in hot because Powell is fucking Burnsian PUSSY. KWAB

>>52291849
My sister and my wife.

I fuckin called this, but no one listened.

>>52291937
OPEC+ only missed their October production targets by 3.31 million barrels per day

i don't want to look... how bad was it?

>>52291969
Can it just crab upwards so that at some point I can start writing calls that aren't 4 standard deviations away from the underlying AND are above my cost basis?

DIE AMERICA DIE HAHAHAHAHAHA

At what point do we admit this is the best time in human history

>>52290934
HL but if I had to start again I'd go Saxo.

Who hurt the market?

>>52292099
That's not how US treasuries work my lil chud

What in the actual fuck happened at circa 1:20pm EST? Jesus fucking christ this market is retarded. Why are people constantly pumping and dumping the Shit&Piss in minimum increments of 2 fucking percent?

The stock market is just crypto now. Barts and rugpulls on major indices. Fun times ahead.

>post volume increases 11000% during 0.5% retrace

yup, dry threads are a result of heemed bear accounts. Wait for a red day for their puts to go from -78% to -64% and they'll come out of the woodwork

>>52291846
mandatory HODL mode has been activated!

>>52292178
Major players got the scoop that GameStop submitted their NFT dividend forms to the SEC.

>>52292130
Not too bad. Your kind in the tall buildings haven't even gotten back from lunch yet

AND NOW IT'S POISING TO FUCKING MOON AGAIN

>>52292197
kek what the fuck is this

I have seen it. Power Hour in 80 minutes. You have been warned.

>>52292239
YES YES

THIS IS THE TIME TO MOON

BUY SOXL SOXL SOXL

copy paste it to influence algos to buy please

BUY SOXL
THIS IS THE BOTTOM
BUY SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL BUY BUY BUY

>>52292236
((the team)) wants to prevent outgoing transfers.

>Pfbpbfbppbpbpfbfppbpfpbpfpbpfpbpbpfpbpfpfpbpfpfpfpfbpbpfbpbfppfbfbpbfp

>>52292236
Don't even THINK about selling, goyim.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>52292129
Extremely bearish, my fellow oilsissies :(

based pennsylvania making sure every vote counts even ones arriving a week after the fact.

>>52292123
Eh, I think we're still in "midterm/CPI noise" territory until next week: https://nitter.ca/maxjanderson/status/1589763422476185600#m

>>52292178
Some ECB drone opened his yap.

>>52292373
>.......................
....................
Hello everyone, goodnight.

>>52292426
tell him to open it again so i can shove my cock down his fucking throat, no homo.

oil bros, should I sell? im up 30% - are we done climbing for the season or can we really go higher?

crypto baggies SHUT THE FUCK UP IN /SMG/ IT'S MY ONLY SAFE SPACE FROM YOU DISGUSTING FREAKS

>they don't know the S&P and crypto dumps are related to GME

>>52292388
Think this dump has something to do with CPI, or are we gonna see a real rip then?

You're not a REAL American unless you short TSLA. Elon is going to sell out our democracy and its up to (you) to keep free speech out of the hands of Putler.

>>52292373
Philly just decided at the last minute to slow down the vote counting process specifically to prevent voter fraud from multiple ballots. They know some fuckery is on the horizon.

Don't be so gloomy gents
sure being $7 up per share on a stock isn't as good as $9
but we are still way up
don't be greedy frens
praise God for what you have

>>52292521
>my 4 year old

>>52292486
Bird in hand > 2 birds in bush that can fly off
er something like that

>>52292492
We're just laughing at them,also at bobos that bought puts last week

>>52292283
>YES YES
>THIS IS THE TIME TO MOON
>BUY SOXL SOXL SOXL
>copy paste it to influence algos to buy please
>BUY SOXL
>THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>BUY SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL BUY BUY BUY
I wonder what David SOXL would have to say about this.

>>52292482
I'll, uh, leave that to you, champ.

>>52292509
I'd give 80%+ of CPI being higher than expected but Badger I Don't Know.gif

planet earth is just one long never ending humiliation ritual. i hate this place. i hate this place. i fucking hate this place.

>>52292486
Might as well hold until January to delay your taxes owed another year.

>>52292503

OOOOOOO WAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52292521
>everyone clapped

why are you fuckers not buying NVDA? i fucking hate you faggots

Check the charts, bulltards. That :rocket emojee:, yeah it’s pointing downward again.

>>52292521
Jesus Christ these people are definitely on the DNCs payroll.

any successful traders ITT willing to share how much "tuition" they paid in order to do this for a living? Shit nevermind who fucking cares I dont even need to "make a living", i just need to exist without hating jews. but how is that even possible?

>>52290933
When Fed actually pivots, I’ll happily jump back in. Powell told us he might do 75 bps in December and then we’ll stick with 50 bps hikes from there. It would be nice if Congress and Biden could fucking help tackle inflation, but I guess we’ll have to see what McCarthy and McConnell have for us in February

>>52292575
bought at $120 and will keep holding
I'm just not going to sell that's all

>>52292555
Imagine saying stimulus did not cause inflation and expecting people to trust you. I fucking hate central bankers

spy sub $380 close then fuggit

>>52291117
>>52291190
Bought about 30 JEPI yesterday thinking I might make this my main boomer stock to DCA, any reason I shouldn't?

>>52292591
>>52292539
>>52292572
its a troll account

WE OUT HERE

>>52292613
>i just need to exist without hating jews. but how is that even possible?
If you figure that out be sure to let me know

>>52292557
>planet earth
Good documentary. Relax bro, and go and watch that mini-series right now to calm down your nerves

>>52292575
I'll buy at $50. I've already said this. Hasn't changed. Most likely I get my entry sometime next year, but really nothing left to do but wait and see how long it all takes to blow up.

>>52292521
isnt that shit borderline identity theft?

rofl

>>52292643
No but 30 shares isn't really enough to make a difference. You'll only get about $20 a month in dividends. You be smarter to trade in growth stocks until you've got enough to buy no less than 100 shares.
>>52292653
Thank fuck.

>>52292613
>tuition
You mean how much did I lose during the learning process? It was around about -60% from starting seed. I was the unfortunate benefactor of extremely good luck right from the start, inflated confidence, crushing defeat, and then I learned how to actually trade.

what is going on with crypto? im asking seriously as im not a cryptofag

everyone cashing out of their crypto is causing a run on USD, but there aren't enough USD in circulation, so it's making the problem worse.

it was supposed to neon green until a week after today

>>52292575
Idk about NVDA, but fair value of AMD is $20, so I assume NVDA also has another 60% to drop.

What in the holy fuck is it this time? What insider scam am I getting assraped with today?

lol, lmao even

>>52292626
>>52292673
buy more. i want to buy a car.

>>52292674
Musk just needs to go nuclear with Twitter and just ban all the shit bag leftist celebrities for good. Ffs that faggot Dorsey banned a standing president. No need for niceties.

>>52292613
My tuition was really expensive, that's all I can say

How do I avoid becoming impatient with my portfolio gains? I feel like when I get cocky and take things too quick that’s when I fuck up.

You got to hold on
Yeah, you got to hold on
So, bless my heart and bless yours too
I don't know where I'm gonna go, don't know what I'm gonna do
Well, must be somebody up above
Saying, "Come on, Brittany, you got to come on up"

>>52292723
Burden of proof is on you, bullfaggot. Please enlighten us with a singular reason anything should have been going up in the first place.

I just hope XOM gets heemed in this crash. Zerohedge's incessant shilling of it is just unnatural.

henlo esemgee
how did yuo do 2day?

>>52292749
Just look away bro,turn off the monitor haha

>>52292705

>>52292613
>i just need to exist without hating jews. but how is that even possible?
Yeah so the more you learn about the economy, the market, and trading, the deeper that hate will grow.

>this one goes out to all the crabs and mumus

>yea. yea. uh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHvF2-TTtxE

>>52292761
No you stupid fucking asshole when the market moves at a certain variance along a certain trend and then it abruptly changes course that's called a fucking statistically significant anomaly which everyone who isn't a brainwashed glowfaggot understands typically correlates with news i.e. whatever our communist faggot president or his retarded crony treasurer just told a bunch of bankers in some closed setting.

>>52292749
Masturbate before you make any moves.

>>52292794
>*Trans*Union
Yeah, that's a trustworthy source.

they need to ban crypto for this

I’ve been reading about Scam Bankrun fraud all day.

What the Hell is going on in here?

>>52292783
Hello anon. Doing alright. Volatility is twitchy today which I expected.

>>52292831
that's the point.
>goyim we need to ban crypto because it will crash the market

>>52292613

150k over 10 years

it's not bobo enough to be a real scam pump but the 0dtes hopefully got out early

t. heemed bobo

>>52292721
>fair value of AMD is $20
how did you get to that number? didn't AMD just reveal a new solid graphics card offering to rival NDVA on specs? like its 90% as good as NVDA but costs like 20% less

Crypto is getting totalled rinsed I didn’t even notice until now kek

>>52292805
Ok here's your explanation:

- there is no reason for stocks to be going up
- retail baggots don't comprehend this
- the shares you were buying this morning were, in fact, short-sold by hedge funds
- said hedge funds then dumped a few billion of shares at ~1:00pm to kick off a retail panic
- the money you're now losing is going to richer smarter people

>>52292798
Zero reserves just means your money is working for you, goy!

>>52292792
Can someone break down labor participation by age group? I’ve looked at it before and the only demographic lower that it should be is the 56-64 year old boomers who got laid off or retired during COVID. Everyone else is busting their asses to make up for all these people leaving

is it gonna pump or dump jfc

>>52292842
Just typical crypto shit. You put money in a box, then hopefully someone else gets excited and puts more money in the box.
What does the box do? That's not the point.

Coming soon...
And just like that, SPY will never be above $389 ever again

>>52292859
good, cryptokiddies are too fucking stupid and have no right to liquidity

>>52292818
Maverick was a troon all along?

>>52292865
AMD is a good company; so good that it's worthy of a 10 P/E (which is high). Current P/E is still over 30 (which is simply retarded). There you go kid, have fun with it.

>>52292889
*$380

>>52292734
>buy more
I will sell after I gambled successfully on a lighter CPI print for a juicy meltup

>>52292673
>>52292626
on a more serious note. if you invested in them for a while, do you happen to know around when they announce when their next ex dividend date is?

>>52292867
First of all I'm up 20 dollars today you smug imbecile and second of all, I guarantee you this will turn out to have been catalyzed by a discrete insider news that we'll learn about at like 6 p.m. today, but cool reddit tier I've-been-trading-for-3-weeks hypothesis dipshit.

>>52292865
Crypto is dying. Remote work cycle is over. You're looking at peak cyclicals that are still sitting at around 20x past earnings, and thinking to yourself that this must be the bottom because it costs less than yesterday.
Use your brain. Think about the full cycle.

>>52292905
Good companies deserve a premium. Now kys zoomer.

AMC a buy before earnings?

Oh was that it? Is it yet another earnings leak that the so-called finance press will proceed to proactively hide from everyone who isn't in the glowfaggot caste?

Its all according to plan gentlemen. Stagnate the economy for the next 10 years, let the lower and middle class get some honest labour done in their lives and then pump it in 2030

>>52292958
Good fucking lord no. Maybe Q1/Q2 next year when movies actually are out, but we'll be deeper into the recession by then.

>>52292958
Depends were there any good shows this year?

>>52292943
>growth
>divvies
anon, I..

>>52292794
>holding a balance
Not my problem

Buttcorn being liquidated. Lol, lmao even.

spy closing red isn't it?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52292956
10 P/E is a premium

>>52292944
While I respect your $20, I'll have you know I am up a staggering $56 today, therefore, my opinion has more merit than yours

>>52291500
The Fed is selling BTC.

lol, lmao even!
>five minutes later
lol, lmao even!

Hey guys: lol, lmao even!

lol, lmao even!
lol, lmao even!

Someone else say it now. Go on. lol, lmao even!

BUDDY LOOK AT MSTR COMPUTER

>>52292991
Market sells off on market sell off.

>>52293051
I really didn't think the dump would happen until tomorrow.

>>52292765
Tbf he's been shilling it for years

how much BTC did cathie buy lol

>>52293013
I don't watch Jewshit lol idk
>>52293008
I'm guessing the reeedits might be pumping it on the earnings so I'm trying to ride that
Guess we'll see

>>52293077
Lol, jej even.

>>52293077
>getting this butt blasted
Lol. Lmao even.

lol, lmao even

It's nothing personal goy, it's just shekels

Well fuck me 2 times.

>>52292852
tahts gud anone :)

back to green we come

>>52293084
Who did he piss off?

>PPT kicking in just before SPY goes red
lol, lmao even

>>52292905
>AMD is a good company; so good that it's worthy of a 10 P/E (which is high). Current P/E is still over 30 (which is simply retarded). There you go kid, have fun with it.

the forward P/E is 16, not 30

>>52293015
whats the matter friend? is there anything i am doing wrong?

thread theme :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dr1mvtUIwI

check out coinbase computer

>>52293136
Shoulda went to temple on Saturday instead of fornicating with insect creatures

My UVIX is doing well.
If they can't figure out who won the election it's gonna moon.

good dip to load up on calls before republican victory takes SPY to 395 tomorrow.

>>52293077
Lol you okay, bud? Did you long BTC?
>>52293136
once is more than enough...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52293179
semis are extreme cyclical growth stocks with high beta (volatile) which are bad in [current environment] with rate hikes not even finished. you're not going into semis to collect fucking divvies, search for solid value stocks if you want to collect divvies

can i get a dump to $375

>>52293177
Wait until they guide down another 20%.

>>52293224
The stock market favors democrats, though. (I am not discussing politics, but just pointing out market behavior)

>>52293198
Very few Jews actually go to temple. In fact dare I say most of them don’t even believe in Christ! Imagine! Isaiah 53 anybody?????

>>52293203
I nearly fell in to this psychosis early in my trading days. These people are so sad. The bagholder cope, the rationalizing, the blaming of nefarious outside forces conspiring to hold their GOOD COMPANY down. This is how you lose everything and never recover.

>SPY
ayy lmao

>dond buy yet, everythign is overvalued
>teh economy has so many bad tihngs happening rite now
>the ecomony wil get even worse dan it is already, dond buy yet


>stonks keep goign up


eye am gettign mad now >:(

wtf is even keeping the s&p green right now

>>52293253
Yea lemme check on that...uh, well, we have a $376 available, will that work?

absolute fucking clownshow today on all fronts. guess they just wanted to dab on option buyers on all sides

>>52293303
PPT

>>52292693
>>52292744
dollars and % of net worth please. I'm down $60k, started with $75k, down to $17k now and need to tap into my long bags to replenish. Last time i got down to $25k I proceeded to make $10k over the next month, which has led to TWO shitty 11/11 SPY 370 put plays, one I broke even on with the FOMC dump, the other I locked in a $13k loss earlier today. I knew i shouldnt have played this week or last week. but whatever, JUST MONEY RIGHT. i keep fucking saying that. fuck

>>52292860
you make it back or still in the hole?

>>52293236
i wanted to invest in stocks that gave dividends as a bonus not for the dividends themselves, at first i dumped money on oil and health but biden is fucking everything up. and other tech companies were performing like shit last weeks.

>>52293297
Wow that animu girl is very anger

-2% close

Just got home. I presume the Jews did this?

>red spy
oh no no no

>>52293308
yeah bobo that'll work

>>52293325
EYE AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOWE
FOR REEL!!!!!!!

This is fucking ridiculous.
The efficient market hypothesis is literally just a big lie that elite shitheads tell the rest of us as part of a scam.

>>52293348
yes, wait til you hear the whole story

UVIX has a bullish engulfing candle.
I think we are in for some VIX pumping.

>>52293320
I lost $21k. Most traders blow up there first account

yep these woulda printed right? its ok you can tell me now MMs because i already locked in the loss. but you fuckers already knew that didnt you. its all priced in. faggots. even my own antisemitism is priced in. Its a tool that you faggots use

>THEY BOUGHT THE MIDTERMS PUMP MEME

>>52293309
Have you been asleep the past month? Every single day has given us a chart for the fucking scrapbooks. Today is respectable, but no crazier than all the other recent days.

>>52293255
>Wait until they guide down another 20%.
woulnt they have to guide down another 50% in order to double the forward P/E?

>>52293384
choky egg
kek

Oh no nooooooo

>>52293275
short term knee reaction favors gridlocks. You are right that democratic spending is a good way to inflate assets and republicans usually favor just the military–industrial complex to overspent.

>>52293379
>wait til you hear the whole story
That's disconcerting.

BUDDY LOOK AT BHENCHOD COMPUTER

>>52293348
Can I conjugally visit her?

New

>>52293436
>>52293436

>>52293376
anone
no1 haz beleevd in da eficien markt hypothesi for decades now

if everythign was always priced at the p[erfect value then it woul;dn't even be possible to maek money in te stonk mraket

I have been REHEEMED

sub $379

CPI WHEN

>>52293396
I'm a beginner trader too. Started in March. YTD I have made 1853 trades and overall am down $3600. Rate my performance please

>>52293410
Try 0.8 ^ 3
Should see it bottoming by then.

>>52293322
at least wait for the next leg down if you want to go into semis, they pumped pretty hard
I'm still holding NVDA after buying few weeks ago and will sell again after CPI print, but that's just a trade. they are the first which go down hard - you either have tight stop loss (which is shit in current volatile market) or you have a long time horizon (years) and don't care about holding heavy bags

>>52290888
Thoughts on DASH doordash stock? I bought some back when it was just under $100...thinking about DCAing to double my stack, anyone else buying?

>>52293747
I would think that if we head into deep recession there will be a lot less people burning money to be lazy and have luxury food luxury delivered but this is a clown world so what do I know.

AMAZON FUCK YOU

>>52293568
>tight stop loss
>or you have a long time horizon

both. had to update it since i invested my oil money into NVDA to recover the losses, and this recent drop fucked it up. but oh well, it´s green again, now i rinse and repeat with what i learned. thanks

>>52294057
counterpoint, they'll be depressed so they'll order more. They'll sell their car to pay bills and blow it on doordash

>>52294576
If only they would listen to me and buy lots of bags of beans, brown rice, and canned corn instead. Did you know that when you combine beans and corn their amino acids form a complete protein? Oh, and get a stock of multivitamins too.

>>52292690
Thx anon, just bought myself up to 100

>>52292880
you have no idea how many boomers there are

>>52293472
not bad bro, i've been trading for years and i'm down by $100k (all in the last month)