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If you don't work in tech you're not going to survive the recession. Zoomers are catching on to this too

>> No.52284667

>>52284521

Clearly a website dev. Explains the poorly shipped products we've been forced to endure over the past 10 years.

>> No.52284682

>>52284521
>apple, intel, and microsoft are going to disappear

>> No.52284685

>>52284521
>If you don't work in tech you're not going to survive the recession
Are the people in tech going to grow their own food, build their own homes, produce and maintain their own cars, and make their own "live, laugh, pray" home decor?

>> No.52284703

>>52284521
>Work friends are another woman and a black dude
>Bauhaus art of black woman sitting behind desk in the weird presentation room
>Weird looped promo video of a group of women clapping
>Globohomo Bauhaus style art of a black guy when she pans to her laptop
So it's really true that white guys went extinct in American corporate tech?

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52284732

>>52284682
No. But they're going to downsize. Most already are.
Meta, Twitter, Apple all reporting big cuts.
The balooning of non-productive departments is partly to blame. You won't believe the number of meetings i have to sit in where staff who never touch the product will demand more staff / resources. It's a purely self serving, parasitic cycle.

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52284744

>>52284703
Honestly, who THE FUCK wants to program with their life?
>inb4 terryposting

>> No.52284759

>>52284521
>if you don't work in tech you're not going to survive the recession
If you can quantify what your role does with tangible output, you'll be fine.
If you "liase cross-departmentally to ensure pipelines meet the revised (3rd in 2 years) 10 year plan" you'll get the fucking axe.

>> No.52284780

>>52284521
lol I work in the beerindustry, peope will always drink their sorrows away. i'm ok lol

>> No.52284803

people here don't understand that it's exactly people in tech who will implode.
Remember Bitcoin lady meetings ? At the exact f* peek.
This is the exact same signal on tech. In fact they're already collasping. It's the end of easy money and stacy's life

>> No.52284819

>>52284521
What a smug cunt.

>> No.52284844

>>52284732
“The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.”

>> No.52284852

>>52284744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJG-lgmPvYA&ab_channel=ArkanumFour
-Hitchens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl9arzVuZbA&ab_channel=JourneymanPictures
-Journeyman Pictures

>> No.52284858

>>52284803
>people here don't understand that it's exactly people in tech who will implode.

I certainly hope not, because I write software for a living.

>> No.52284859

>>52284521
God I fucking hate this country

>> No.52284879

>>52284852
I can't believe you dug up some fucking garbage that I won't even finish. You have what I call retard taste. You'd fit right in with the Stacies in OP. Seriously you would become her gay best friend instantly. Just because of how fucking retarded you are