[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   

File: 1.38 MB, 1125x1819, 1661826228691472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52283662 No.52283662 [Reply] [Original]

What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?
There is no escape.
No Recall or Intervention can work in this place.
Come. Lay down your weapons.
It is not too late for my mercy.

>> No.52284556
File: 32 KB, 446x340, E6483031-30BB-4E0A-AD67-8B75CBD9FC1E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.52284569
File: 151 KB, 1024x673, 1643284819031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.52284733
File: 1.73 MB, 580x352, Ifyouo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.52284747
File: 54 KB, 528x219, 2019-08-13 06.06.27 pm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.52284768
File: 1.08 MB, 320x212, 1530397133858.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hello. Is this the designated schizophrenia thread?

>> No.52284786
File: 46 KB, 400x471, 1665766090970847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>comes to you openly and not by stealth

>> No.52284816
File: 93 KB, 995x294, cult.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The Ten Classic Signs You Are In A Cult

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years

2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker

3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK

4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order

5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $80,000 to acquire 10k LINK

6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing

7. The group uses “thought reform” methods

8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.

9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months

10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>rosicrucian numerology
>municipal marmalade
>cult of demeter
>jonny rims horses

>> No.52284842
File: 24 KB, 350x338, 1544054304219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ofc we are in a cult. What do you think 4chan/biz/ is?

>> No.52284863

Yes fellow linkie, we all are going to make it

>> No.52284865
File: 703 KB, 1138x1144, downwardpressure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

If Sergey told me to put on a three piece suit and running shoes and then get ready to join a comet that is coming past, I would eat that phenobarbitol laced big mac and i would get on that comet.

>> No.52284905
File: 110 KB, 876x966, 1541554500732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I salute you for your faithful service to your lord.
And I curse you and your Emperors as my enemies, for your stealing and spoiling LINK and degrading the NEET race.
Your death and humiliation will give me special pleasure.

>> No.52285416
File: 1.21 MB, 1000x1547, 1613919667935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

5 star post

>> No.52285431
File: 10 KB, 214x235, SUCCESS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]