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52282050 No.52282050 [Reply] [Original]

GIVE EM THE OLD RUGPULL BOB HOW DO I PROFIT OFF RIGGED POWERBALLS, IMAGINE THE INTEREST THEY WILL EARN EXTRA THANKS TO THIS

>> No.52282115
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>>52282050
I had a busy afternoon and forgot to buy a ticket.. I have played the last few rounds, and my mind is plagued by intolerable dread that the numbers I play every time will be drawn tonight..

>> No.52282121

>>52282050
Based I wonder who will win the big jackpot

>> No.52282142

>>52282050
Lotteries are fake. They exist to capture unauthorized time travelers. Still got my ticket
>verification not required

>> No.52282147

>>52282050
you profit by just not playing, schools get some of the pennies so we pay less taxes and the lottery jews get the rest

>> No.52282150

>>52282121
It would be comic gold if they just handed it to Biden as an for the election. The 1337s don't seem to have much of a sense of humor though.

>> No.52282157

>you had the winning number
>somebody else bought a winning ticket because of "delay"
>-50%
>thanks for playing

>> No.52282164

>>52282142
This guy knows

>> No.52282167

>>52282050

Stuff like this happens a few times a year. Security is fucking nuts on these drawings and everything has to be perfect.

>> No.52282169

How hard is it to have that machine suck up the balls and to film it?

>> No.52282245

LIFE IS LITERALLY ONE GIANT SCAM SIMPLE AS YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND IM DUG IN

>> No.52282803

>>52282142
explain

>> No.52282906

>>52282167
>Cheating is fucking nuts on these drawings and everything has to be perfect.
FTFY

>> No.52283867

>>52282142
Based

>> No.52283921

>>52282142
Not the dumbest theory ive read yet

The probability is so low, someone winning all numbers can only be someone who knows them

>> No.52284287

>>52282050
>and the winner is SBF

>> No.52285684
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What to stop someone from tampering with their lotto machine to trick it into printing the winning ticket after the drawing? Im sure a group of super nerds could do it. Could even pay a group millions to do it im sure.