/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52281281]

HOLY SHIT THE SKY IS ABOUT TO FALL AND THE MOON IS TURNING BLOOD RED WHAT THE FUCK

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52278118

[Anonymous No.52281290]

It's fucking over
More Than a Third of US Small Businesses Couldn’t Pay All Their Rent in October
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-31/us-small-business-rent-delinquency-rates-rise-sharply-in-october

[Anonymous No.52281343]

>>52281281
ASTS pumped hard today 10.7%. WSB has caught on, multiple ASTS YOLOs on the front page. L*dditor baggies are good exit liquidity BTW.

[Anonymous No.52281352]

So if Trump runs SPY is going right to 500 right?

[Anonymous No.52281366]

>>52281352
SPY is eventually going to 500. they could let manchin run for office and the outcome willl be the same

[Anonymous No.52281367]

So crypto is dropping but will the real market follow?

[Anonymous No.52281375]

>>52281352

no. biden has told everyone that closing basically all coal plants in the US. he also said he isn't going to drill any oil at all. ever. i'm worried about bad shit happening over the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.52281381]

>>52281367
call me when buttcoin dips below 18000

[Anonymous No.52281388]

>>52281367
Carnage in crypto may spill over into equities via Blackrock but it'll definitely spill over into Dem funding lol.

https://www.ledgerinsights.com/blackrock-funds-temasek-tiger-invest-another-420m-in-ftx-crypto-exchange-at-25-billion-valuation/

[Anonymous No.52281395]

>>52281343
this fell like 50% after the satellite test a few weeks ago.
>>52281352
when Trump announces he is running just buy as much DWAC you can and dump it at the end of his speech

[Anonymous No.52281418]

>>52281367
CPI hopium is propping up this weeks bull run/trap

[Anonymous No.52281430]

>>52281281
SHEMITAH

[Anonymous No.52281434]

>>52281343
The short interest is 30% of the float. That level of SI combined with WSB interest and the upcoming November ~10 BW3 satellite unfolding catalyst may result in a short squeeze for ASTS.

[Anonymous No.52281441]

>>52281367
Crypto is the canary in the coal mine.

[Anonymous No.52281445]

puts on coin or calls on coin for ftx??? is it bad for crypto overall or good for coinbase less competition

wat do

[Anonymous No.52281482]

>>52281395
It did, even though everything worked. Because of one poorly researched short report by Kerrisdale Capital. Deutche Bank, Scotia Bank, Transhumanica, Barclays, Knox are all long on ASTS.

[Anonymous No.52281495]

>>52281445
Kathy pls go

[Anonymous No.52281498]

>>52281395
I might add that it outperformed SPY YTD -9% vs -20% not bad for a pre revenue company lol.

[Anonymous No.52281512]

>>52281388

[Anonymous No.52281539]

powerball is "delayed"
I wonder who could be behind this

[Anonymous No.52281548]

yields finna break out to new highs

[Anonymous No.52281568]

>>52281539
that money is earmarked for Zelensky

[Anonymous No.52281577]

Canary is dying
There may be a gas leak

[Anonymous No.52281581]

>>52281512
Even better, here's the sauce on the graph, proving the Trump curse is Assad tier.

[Anonymous No.52281610]

>>52281581
Wait, was this some shadowy glownigger hit on the Democrats' pocketbook?

[Anonymous No.52281632]

>>52281290
True our top competitor just went bankrupt and everyone lost their jobs overnight. Its not a joke.

[Anonymous No.52281641]

>>52281610
Nah, this was pretty much an overleveraged crypto bankrun a la Celsius, singlehandedly perpetrated by CZ the Chinaman.

[Anonymous No.52281646]

whew!
check out the move in FTX's crypto
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ftx-token/
CRASH CRASH CRASH
this could have HUGE rippling impact across the whole crypto market
Is the canary enough nowadays to move the rest of the market?

[Anonymous No.52281670]

>>52281646
>MFW capital flight to stocks

[Anonymous No.52281677]

>>52281646
All of crypto is getting rekt so if this were 9 months ago I'd say expect some fireworks. As it is, this late in the bear, I'm not holding my breath for spillover into the real markets.

[Anonymous No.52281683]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52281701]

>>52281381
Still want me to do that anon? Getting closer…

[Anonymous No.52281714]

>>52281388
>mini mike
still hilarious that guy burned a billion dollars to embarrass himself nationally.

[Anonymous No.52281715]

Buddy look at bitcoin computer

[Anonymous No.52281728]

>>52281714
Yeah but that's only, what, 100 Bloomberg terminal subscriptions? Pocket change.

[Anonymous No.52281734]

How do I profit from Nancy pelosi 'retiring'?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11400009/Nancy-Pelosi-talks-attack-husband-Paul-TV-interview.html

[Anonymous No.52281741]

>>52281715
stock futures seem pretty resilient despite the shitshow in crypto and bonds right now

[Anonymous No.52281777]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52281786]

Powerball drawings 'delayed' from technical issues...what's really going on here?

[Anonymous No.52281794]

>>52281741
they can change at anytime, I think looking at futures hours before market open is pointless

[Anonymous No.52281797]

>>52281777
Very nice

[Anonymous No.52281803]

>>52281786
The jackpot was actually invested in that Jew's crypto token. Whoops!

[Anonymous No.52281813]

>>52281777
He's just like me.

[Anonymous No.52281824]

LOOK AT US10Y COMPUTER!

[Anonymous No.52281841]

>>52281803
Hold up. What if this is true and then becomes casus belli for making crypto illegal.

[Anonymous No.52281856]

>>52281841
Or making Jews il

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

[Anonymous No.52282083]

*flies into the thread*
henlo esemgee :)
waht big thigns are hapenign?
wil they maek markt go up oir downe?

[Anonymous No.52282104]

>>52281841
Jerome-chan havign a le thinkeroo :)

[Anonymous No.52282117]

CPNG crushed q3. This is the last time I'm tipping this off before earnings on Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.52282124]

>>52282083
looks like the market is going up because of good feelings!

[Anonymous No.52282133]

sell it all. today.

[Anonymous No.52282146]

>>52282083
Good evening anon. Futures are dead flat I see. I had to drive behind the plow crew on my way home from work for a short while. Those plow boys were really going hard on it. Four of them plowing all at once. I'd see three is the maximum you need. A fourth plow, that's... that's just indecent.

[Anonymous No.52282170]

>>52282124
thats niec :)
goode feeligns ar gud :)

[Anonymous No.52282187]

Why are there anime girls suddenly?
This is a crab thread

[Anonymous No.52282219]

>>52282146
FORE PLOWS?!?!?!?!?

surely tihs is bullish for tractor supply co

[Anonymous No.52282263]

>>52282187
This is an exceptionally high quality snibby photo.

[Anonymous No.52282285]

>>52282263

[Anonymous No.52282295]

>>52282187
snibbign iz bad
maek sure yuo train him to not snibsnab :)

[Anonymous No.52282302]

i am still thinking long and hard on how to invest the 50,000 dollars i won on the powerball this weekend
after the people with long noses and tiny hats take their cut, i'll get 36,000 dollars deposited directly into my bank account
i dont have any real debt that needs to be paid. as i see it, my options are
>just buy SPY lol
>wait for jerome to actually pivot and dump it all into SOXL
>use it for a down payment on a home next year
any ideas bros?

[Anonymous No.52282339]

>>52282302
pics of your ticket or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.52282368]

>>52282302
Why not a combination of all three

[Anonymous No.52282380]

>>52282339
I've seen him post it twice already... the numbers check out

[Anonymous No.52282388]

>>52282302
buy more lottery tickets!

[Anonymous No.52282403]

This is a message for scoopsies.
You want to know why I'm a winner?
Because I don't know how to give up.
Everything I do in my life is for pride and respect.
Not money.
If I want a bussy.
I simply take it.
You can fight.
But I don't know how to lose.
Never learned it.
Every bussy in this general.
Belongs to me.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkLP_jcEI&feature=share

[Anonymous No.52282407]

>>52282302
Put it into 6 month treasury bills at 4.7% while you figure it out and wait for the super bubble to bust when the recession kicks fully in.

[Anonymous No.52282440]

No body cares about crypto.

[Anonymous No.52282443]

>>52282339
it did happen, i was one number away from winning it all.
>>52282368
i don't think it's enough money to divide it up into 3 different investments, and wouldn't be enough for a home down payment if i did that either.
>>52282407
there is no guarantee we're in a 'super bubble' or that a recession is a sure bet.
that is an option though. would yield me 1700 bucks.

[Anonymous No.52282465]

>>52282443
holy shit

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52282467]

>>52282407
>>52282443
Just all-in on $meta already, pussy. You already missed out on 6%

[Anonymous No.52282469]

>>52282443
You're lucky no one can doxx you now. This was just signed into law last year apparently
>New Missouri law makes it a crime to reveal lottery winners
>The new law makes it a misdemeanor crime for lottery officials and contractors to publicly release winners' names, addresses or other identifying information

[Anonymous No.52282481]

>>52282467
it takes two weeks to process my winnings. i don't have them yet.
>>52282469
yes, i checked that before i posted, or you wouldn't have heard from me.

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52282500]

>>52282481
Ok well. I think you should buy some 1-2 year out calls on meta. Put $1000 or so into a contract at $130 in 2023 or something.

[Anonymous No.52282508]

>>52282481
Will you buy me a Lum figurine? I'll take pictures of her when I go hiking for /smg/

[Anonymous No.52282521]

>>52281741
In a risk on, bull market, crypto acts as a leveraged nasdaq. Today? their barely correlated, they'll either both go down with capital flight, or big money will eventually leave crypto for assets with real cashflow

[Anonymous No.52282523]

>>52281734
Short Italian companies

[Anonymous No.52282525]

>>52282443
There's no guarantee of anything but even a retard looking at the curve can see a gigantic bubble that started in 2010 and caught a lot of air in 2016 then again after the 2020 dip. This bubble is unlike any that has ever been before too. It is going to have the sweetest bottom to buy ever. You can pull that money out of the treasury securities if it happens before they mature and take the penalties because this bottom will be well worth it. If it doesn't happen in 6 months then you can re-invest your principle and interest gains for another 6 months and get the compound going.

[Anonymous No.52282537]

are the stocks going to be red or blue this week?

[Anonymous No.52282549]

>>52282537
They're going to be crab

[Anonymous No.52282554]

>>52282187
There's always anime girls, and look at this crab.

[Anonymous No.52282559]

>>52282537
VOTE RED AND YOU WILL GET RED STOCKS :<

[Anonymous No.52282561]

I love her so much bros

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FSS3pYIAUYo&feature=share

[Anonymous No.52282570]

Energy Barons

[Anonymous No.52282600]

>>52282570
When do we suck all the life out of this dead economy?

[Anonymous No.52282601]

>>52282508
you can buy one for like 25 bucks on amazon anon
>>52282500
surely there's better LEAPS i could be buying. i don't like META and i think the idea of the metaverse they're trying to build is not a good idea.
>>52282525
i'm not at all convinced we're going to see some huge collapse. so many major names and actually good companies are already down 50% or more. we could stay down at these levels for a while though, or maybe even a bit lower.
the idea of paying a penalty fee for pulling the money before maturity to try and time a bottom doesn't feel great to me either. maybe 1 month treasuries.

[Anonymous No.52282604]

Prepare for trouble

[Anonymous No.52282621]

Make it DOUBLES

[Anonymous No.52282645]

>>52282601
This bottom is going to be so devastating it will last long enough to do the move but there's a good chance society will be collapsed and you'll be more concerned with cooking your stock of beans without making smoke that draws attention to your bean holdings.

[Anonymous No.52282650]

>>52281343
I own ASTS too. I doubt the technology will ever amount to anything, but I buy about $50 worth every week in case it moons.

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52282652]

>>52282601
cameco at $50 in 2024 also decent

[Anonymous No.52282673]

>>52282645
lmao alright man relax
if it gets that bad i won't care what i did with my money except how many guns i bought
>>52282652
uranium seems extremely speculative. until i see some narrative shift from dumb boomer fucks who think it's dangerous i'm not sure i feel comfortable investing in it.

[Anonymous No.52282710]

What are some low/mid-cap high FCF companies that are currently deleveraging?

[Anonymous No.52282723]

>futures
And with that.... goodnight

[Anonymous No.52282738]

>>52282621
>>52282604
I tell you anons I've never in my 10 years of scrolling on this website, have I ever seen such a pathetic excuse for an anon. You and you're single digits make me ashamed to be typing on this once great door handle shining forum. Fuck you and your single digits. Now check em

[Anonymous No.52282770]

>>52282738
>Fuck you and your single digits. Now check em

[Anonymous No.52282797]

>>52282738

I would lie and say "good effort sport" - but there was no effort made. Absolutely incompetent.

But you may borrow my DOUBLES.

[Anonymous No.52282814]

>>52282738
>>52282770
>>52282797
fucking retards

[Anonymous No.52282850]

>>52282814

yeah will i don't see your doubles laying around anywhere. showing up empty handed and bitching about it huh?

[Anonymous No.52282880]

>>52282723
well that's one way to get rabies KEK

[Anonymous No.52282910]

How can you hedge a carry trade if you cant use forwards or swaps

[Anonymous No.52282925]

behold. doubles. now, short meta.

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52282945]

>>52282925
wrong

[Anonymous No.52282998]

USA is headed for a 'significant' recession

https://youtu.be/p_hMg9wE1KI

Sounds like we could get hit with a depression starting next year

[Anonymous No.52283001]

What the FUCK is this guy's problem???

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52283003]

>>52281290
BASED.
FUCKING BASED.
WTF WAS IT THAT I WAS HEARING ABOUT HOUSING PRICES NOT FALLING ANYTIME SOON? LOLLLLL

[Anonymous No.52283009]

[Anonymous No.52283031]

>>52282945
metaverse is doomed, facebook has no meaningful products.

[Anonymous No.52283033]

Is it a blood moon as well as a full moon? I knew it was full. Shit that is weird,always with the moon it seems.

[Anonymous No.52283067]

>>52283001
BEAR STEARNS IS FINE

[Anonymous No.52283090]

The interest on the debt is now bigger than the spending on the military, how long can this go on before shits fucked?

[Anonymous No.52283108]

What stocks to hold for Taiwan boogaloo

[Anonymous No.52283138]

>>52283033
The Hebrew calendar is lunisolar and major events happen on new moons and their days are marked at sundown. Just sayin

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52283147]

>>52282403
SHUT UP, NIGGER

[Anonymous No.52283152]

>>52283090
oh my heckin god is that a debt payment!!!! im going insaaaaaaaaaane

[Anonymous No.52283210]

Chang Seng should reverse right about now.

[Anonymous No.52283439]

You ARE going to use you gains to buy/build a shelter before WW3 breaks out, right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.52283468]

>>52283090
All it takes is someone to fire the first shot. Like Twitter's layoff spreading to META.

[Anonymous No.52283483]

>>52282710
I dunno. I bought pbr. Probably going to buy more this paycheck. They are essentially priced at book value while oil continues to run.

[Anonymous No.52283489]

>>52283090
Source?

[Anonymous No.52283492]

>>52283468

I assume GOOG is next. Their stock is in the fucking toilet and might head below $60

[Anonymous No.52283496]

>He didn't buy coal...

[Anonymous No.52283521]

>>52283483
Gee I wonder why it's priced so cheap.

[Anonymous No.52283540]

>>52283489
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/11/01/economy/inflation-fed-debt-military/index.html

[Anonymous No.52283567]

What is happening to bhenchod computer?

[Anonymous No.52283586]

>>52283521
Because its south american. TX was also priced at a sub 2 pe ratio until it giga pumped friday.

[Anonymous No.52283618]

lmao

[Anonymous No.52283666]

I was going to win the powerball, but the Jews are cheating. They delayed the drawing so they could (((inspect))) the drawing. The winner is going to be one of Satan's chosen, and I was about to win too.

[Anonymous No.52283679]

>>52283666
Damn, I hate it when the jews rig powerball so the winner is one of satan's chosen. That happened to me once.

[Anonymous No.52283685]

>>52283666
and this was posted by satan so you know it's true

[Anonymous No.52283690]

>>52283666

[Anonymous No.52283696]

>>52283090
We cut rates later one, and refinance debt to 0 interest.

Did you really think the game wasn't rigged?

[Anonymous No.52283707]

>>52283090
until we've sat at 5%+ treasury rates for a couple years and rolled 70-80% of the treasury debt into those higher rates

[Anonymous No.52283721]

>>52283707
CPI is decreasing by 0.1% per month, so only four and half more years of high interest rates :^)

[Anonymous No.52283741]

>>52283696
Its a pretty awesome free money hack.
>buy up all the bonds using money printer
>frees up money to spend in the economy
>you can just let it mature and it disappears off the books.

[Anonymous No.52283773]

>EU leader invited to address a chinese trade expo
>he chooses to insult China
Why are europoors so suicidal? They got knocked back to emerging market status and they are still acting scrappy

[Anonymous No.52283778]

>>52283707
You do realize even at 5% treasury the government is still effectively reducing their debt load because it's all be inflated at 9%+ a year. So the true interest on debt is actually -4%.

[Anonymous No.52283805]

>>52283741
what do they call it "monetizing the debt" jesus christ

[Anonymous No.52283818]

>>52283778
Workers need to be paid more. Real wages dropped 3% y/yr due to inflation.

[Anonymous No.52283831]

>>52283805
It works as long as your currency can maintain its value. Once your currency starts yelling uncle you got to slow it down though or face a Japan moment.

[Anonymous No.52283877]

santa rally begins as soon as midterm bs is done
>also fuck crypto

[Anonymous No.52283894]

>>52281841
>>52282104

[Anonymous No.52283896]

>>52283773
Who are they going to export their goods to? In terms of high margin, high value exports they compete with the USA/Japan, especially a more protectionist USA.
India and rest of SEA, ME favor import substitution even more than the Chinese. What's the EU's long term goal?

[Anonymous No.52283946]

>>52283831
I pray to god the jews worked out the kinks and we don't have to live through a japan moment too

[Anonymous No.52283954]

the tribe will begin pumping equities on the bloodmoon. blood is the lifeforce and the heart pumps blood. big nose reptilians use money to sustain their humanoid bodies in this realm, its simple science. they are redirecting blood libel karmic energies from the crypto sphere toward stocks

[Anonymous No.52283957]

>>52283946
We have. We will take care of our goyim

[Anonymous No.52283980]

>>52283666
you can still buy blackberry

[Anonymous No.52284012]

>>52283957
Fed rape hikes shall continue until morale is restored. However the issue arrises that the worker cannot effectively bargain for wages because they are too scared of living like a nigger. Real wages went down since last year which is why the US savings rate is back inthe toilet at around 3%.

[Anonymous No.52284014]

>>52283980
qnx will fail, it's just a shittier more expensive version of linux with less driver support

[Anonymous No.52284020]

>>52284014
I dont even know what that is. All I know is blackberry has made me a lot of money

[Anonymous No.52284022]

at 3:30AM the PPT will begin pumping S&P 500 futures to 4000 for midterms

Source : Military

[Anonymous No.52284033]

>>52284022
You just know the jewish banks are going to dompeet tomorrow night.

[Anonymous No.52284047]

>>52284020
>invests in a company without understanding their IP
blackberry's big play is their "secure" real time operating system qnx, originally developed for the blackberry. they've been trying to push it at some of the trade shows I went to and it's just a worse closed source version of real time linux that you have to pay for. linux also has the institutional advantage of being around longer so it has more support for auxiliary devices (has more driver support)

[Anonymous No.52284068]

>>52283980
>blackberry
That stupid trash dinosaur company. I made a great swing trade on it a while ago.

[Anonymous No.52284079]

I want an apple fritter.

[Anonymous No.52284088]

>>52284033
Dump is Thursday for cpi

[Anonymous No.52284091]

>>52284047
All i knew about it is that they were putting their code into cars. I think a lot of corps like the stability of older cybersecurity firms so they dont go bankrupt and leave them without ongoing support. Worst comes to worst BB gets acquired at a lowish price. I have been selling covered calls for a while on it

[Anonymous No.52284098]

Can someone help me make sense of this please: https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/partnership-withholding
My broker just sent me this today and I‘m wondering if I have to move my money once again. I thought as a euro my money was safe in the US…

[Anonymous No.52284100]

>>52284079
what about a homer simpson d'ohnut

[Anonymous No.52284108]

>>52281281
how do spinoffs work? so now you own shares in both companies at whatever ratio they set?

[Anonymous No.52284123]

>>52284098
https://support.tastyworks.com/support/solutions/articles/43000679610-irc-1446-f-for-foreign-accounts-faq
These are the securities that I‘m not allowed to trade anymore

[Anonymous No.52284129]

>>52284108
basically. but remember the stock price gets heemed that day because they're taking it out of that to form the new company

[Anonymous No.52284155]

Yields.....


The 6M inverted the 3Y

[Anonymous No.52284163]

>>52284155
fuckkkk

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52284165]

MUMU
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNS

[Anonymous No.52284178]

>>52284165
lil bobo...............................gettin heemed.......never learns..............

[Anonymous No.52284186]

>>52284165
15 minutes until PPT comes to save democracy

[Anonymous No.52284190]

>>52284178

Mumu is pretty gay. Let's not kid ourselves

[Anonymous No.52284196]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.52284401]

How do I profit from Spain's drought problems?

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/one-spains-largest-hydro-power-plants-halt-operations-drought-worsens

[Anonymous No.52284440]

>>52281343
You’re a retard. Looks at the SI ratio on FINTEL. 12 days to cover. SI at 30%. They already launched their meme rocket to space, now all it has to do is open its solar arrays with the press of a button in 2 days. Imagine getting 4D chessed by plebbitors. You sold early kek. Traditional TA doesn’t work on a short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.52284457]

>>52283773
EU elites still have that blue blood mentality. US gibs sustained their delusions of grandeur

[Anonymous No.52284467]

>new wave of Covid in China
>7k people infected
That was a nice pump based on fake info about reopening. We're going to dump back right? No? Okay...

[Anonymous No.52284468]

guess what bobo, a V shaped recover just formed on futures

[Anonymous No.52284485]

>>52284457
they're doing it on purpose you fucking idiot
jews hate europeans and want as many of them to suffer as possible

[Anonymous No.52284538]

Man I'm so depressed. Yesterday evening I had 88k, could have closed all my positions and enjoy a safe night.

Today i have 13k. I felt physically sick for the first time in a long time, like feeling like puking.

[Anonymous No.52284544]

>>52284538
Damn, what positions did you hold?

[Anonymous No.52284562]

>>52284544
In crypto. I started with 7k in late august, was able to build it to 33k. Then this mini alt season happened and I was able to rack like 40k in a week.

I felt to the greed, again. Feeling devastated but I guess I'll have to build it back from here.

[Anonymous No.52284579]

>>52284562
Iktf, I lost about 25K fucking with options and have been slowly trading back with options. It'll suck for a while and then you'll be fine, just don't go revenge trading to win it all back fast.

[Anonymous No.52284586]

>>52284579
Thanks bro. Even a kind word from a stranger helps rn. (and no I'm not a redditor lol)

[Anonymous No.52284591]

>>52284586
When I'm down a lot of money, my favorite thing to do is get drunk and watch Casino Royale. Makes me feel better faster.

[Anonymous No.52284599]

>>52284591
I'll just take it easy and play vidya I think - as you said, most important thing is not to fall victim of revenge trading. Fortunately I've been there before and I know to avoid it.

I learned that next time during these mini alts run I have to decide an objective and close it when reaching it, not constantly adding positions. Have a good day.

[Anonymous No.52284633]

>>52284599
You too anon, good luck on your next trading round.

[Anonymous No.52284645]

How to afford meat in bidens economy?

[Anonymous No.52284658]

>>52284645

[Anonymous No.52284661]

A blood moon rises. Today Dark Brandon defeats the Chuds once and for all.

[Anonymous No.52284707]

>>52284661
and walla just like that Dark Brandon will defeat the stock market

[Anonymous No.52284714]

>Dixie goes up
>market dumps
>Dixie goes down
>market pumps
>euroid market open
>euroids buy in
>Dixie pumps
>market pumps

Not gonna lie kind of wishing Europe would be drowned in nuclear flames.
t. euro

[Anonymous No.52284730]

>>52284714
This market deserves nothing short of going back to 2008 level. Total collapse

[Anonymous No.52284755]

>>52284562
Dude on the plus side you’re still up 2.5x.

[Anonymous No.52284766]

The VIX will go to 6 gorillion today.

[Anonymous No.52284769]

whoa.

[Anonymous No.52284773]

>>52284766
VIX literally won't go up anymore because they fucked with how it's calculated. It's now a worthless dead indicator.

[Anonymous No.52284782]

>>52284773
My digits don't lie

[Anonymous No.52284783]

Why shouldn't I buy random length lumber futures today?

[Anonymous No.52284788]

>>52284783
Why should you?

[Anonymous No.52284792]

IT IS ALL RED

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.52284797]

>>52284792
SPX futas are stupidly green retard.

[Anonymous No.52284802]

>>52284714
Me too, then maybe your governments will stop spamming /k/.

t. american

[Anonymous No.52284807]

>>52284797
Doesn't even matter. We crash tomorrow night. The game was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.52284836]

>>52284773
Isn't it just because options have gotten more popular?

[Anonymous No.52284891]

>>52284661
The Democrat party won't exist in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.52284896]

gud luck in da markt 2day esemgee !!!!

[Anonymous No.52284908]

>>52284773
>>52284836
Can you two elaborate? I thought the VIX was some derivative of 30-day put and call prices together.

[Anonymous No.52284914]

gud nite esemgee
thank yuo for being my fren :)

[Anonymous No.52284919]

Am I too late to hop on the DWAC train?

[Anonymous No.52284981]

why is it so ded

[Anonymous No.52285000]

>>52284981

>midterms are a bigger deal than usual
>cpi is a bigger deal than usual
>both in the span of 3 days
I think a lot of /smg/ is in cash gang this week. I am.

[Anonymous No.52285036]

>>52282133
what.

[Anonymous No.52285038]

>>52281290
"small businesses" are always behind on their bills, they also dont pay health insurance for their workers or 401k and are all around pieces of shit, small business owners are unironically parasites.

[Anonymous No.52285106]

>>52284914
Sleep well, its time for me to sleep too, i trade 2 hours a day. All i need.

[Anonymous No.52285116]

when do midterms conclude? next week is also big for econ, maybe i should get puts

[Anonymous No.52285136]

Evelyn de Rothschild is dead.

So, epic giga bloodbath dumping on stocks this week?

[Anonymous No.52285185]

>>52282443
>it did happen, i was one number away from winning it all.
holy fuck dude that's lucky & unlucky at the same time.
but 1 number away gives you "just" 50k out off 1.6 billion?

[Anonymous No.52285214]

I'm beginning to smell money. Can you guys smell it too?

[Anonymous No.52285215]

>>52285214
I only smell diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.52285246]

>>52285215
Eat more fiber.

[Anonymous No.52285303]

>>52285116
most will conclude tonight but Georgia will have a runoff most likely as no candidate projects to hit 50%

[Anonymous No.52285308]

>>52282910
It would take a prohibitive amount of capital spent hedging your borrowing rate as close as possible.

[Anonymous No.52285316]

>>52285116
>next week is also big for econ, maybe i should get puts
What's going on next week? CPI, FOMC, and unemployment are already done by this Thursday.

[Anonymous No.52285323]

>>52284908
VIX specifically measures the space between a series of put and call options. If the spread between each strike in the series gets higher, volatility goes up

[Anonymous No.52285366]

>>52285323
Thanks. Makes sense to me. Why does that previous post say they changed the formula for calculating it?

[Anonymous No.52285378]

We'll pump 10 percent in 1 week

[Anonymous No.52285380]

>>52285246
That makes it worse, just comes out as muddy peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.52285394]

>>52285378
>He doesn't know about the HYG/QQQ spread

[Anonymous No.52285397]

OH MY SCIENCE FELLOW METAbullites!!! YALL READY FOR THE CLIMB TO $150?!?!? I KNOW I AM! ZUCK MAKES ME BUCKS!

[Anonymous No.52285404]

>>52285378
if CPI has a 7 in front then 10% is done end of this week

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52285406]

>>52285380
Only idiots eat fruits and vegetables.
Humans eat only meat and dairy

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52285451]

I'm shorting here

[Anonymous No.52285454]

What’s a broker?

[Anonymous No.52285455]

>>52281375
Based Biden
OILBROS
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO SO ALL THE SHEKELS OF WAGIES GOES TO OUR DIVIDENDS

[Anonymous No.52285474]

>>52285451
Same.SPY put options it is. DXY is going up

[Anonymous No.52285542]

My puts….

[Anonymous No.52285546]

>>52281281
Bros the moon has some bigass craters on it. What would it look like getting hit?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52285557]

I'm off to go vote. Going to vote no on that Democracy question and leave the rest of the ballot blank. If the democrats lied again and Democracy isn't on the ballot this time ima do a strait red ticket.

[Anonymous No.52285565]

I’m voting straight ticket democrat and you can’t stop me.

[Anonymous No.52285567]

>>52285451
Green close green futures is green day though?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52285571]

>>52285546
There was an impact last lunar eclipse, there's good video of it if you look for it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52285581]

>>52285565
I can still call you a retarded limp dick liberal.

[Anonymous No.52285585]

>>52285565
Lmao imagine thinking the demon rats have a snowball chance in hell now that they can’t cheat.

[Anonymous No.52285607]

>>52285585
They can and are definitely still cheating. Mail in scam has been made law in many places. They'll drag it out for a week again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52285609]

>>52285585
>now that they can't cheat
I want a source on that.

[Anonymous No.52285647]

Voting R down the entire ballot today

[Anonymous No.52285662]

>>52281777
Checked and kek'd

[Anonymous No.52285670]

>>52285585
>Mail in voting
>Not cheating
>He didnt volunteer to watch over riggers
OH NO NO NO YOU LAZY FUCK

[Anonymous No.52285682]

>>52285609
>>52285607
They can’t cheat ENOUGH
Even the millions of illegals smuggled in by George Soros will not be enough
Republicans are suing everywhere
There’s so many white boomers watching the polls they have to send the entire DOJ
They lost total control of blacks Latinos and women the entire reason they exist so white liberals can control these minorities.
Its over.
Big pump when the red wave hits.
Oil heading lower.

[Anonymous No.52285692]

>>52285682
Market dumps on red wave.

[Anonymous No.52285705]

>>52285692
Good I'm short.

[Anonymous No.52285706]

Just got back from vooting in Columbus, OH. There was a line of young people out the door at 6:30 am. I was probably the oldest guy there in my 30s. Hadn't seen that since 2008. The zoomers are rising up my bastards. The good guys are winning. Bearish for chuds, nazis, and white people.

[Anonymous No.52285727]

>>52285692
would be funny if it did. would just prove how fake it all is.

historically it should poomp

[Anonymous No.52285728]

Crime is increasing in the UK and shops have to hire private security.
What are some private security companies I can invest in?

[Anonymous No.52285731]

>>52285727
It dumps on gridlock. Pumps for santa.

[Anonymous No.52285733]

>>52285585
>now that they can't cheat
Let me tell you how this goes. I'd bet money on this.
>long expected red wave happens
>highest voter turnout in midterm history
>a couple of battleground states flip red, maybe even a dem stronghold
>some red districts flip as well but republicans are still satisfied with their pyrrhic victory
>but wait
>counting not finished yet in one or two of the stronghold states (pennsyl fucking vania)
>after a day or two of republican celebrations it turns out the extraordinary turnout on mail-in ballots barely turned those states blue
>republicans urge their constituents not to go nuts like in 2020
>dont want another january 6! after all we did win ;) look how many new seats we have! we almost control both houses now
>congress in deadlock for the next two years, some of those crazy conservatives look back and wonder if it was on the level
>both sides turn on them, tell them to quit with the conspiracy shit AFTER ALL WE WON RIGHT?

Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.52285742]

>>52285728
Start your own roadie mafia.

[Anonymous No.52285747]

dwac has almost 500k volume premarket.

in the last 20 days or so most of the days the volume is 300-500k per day at most.

[Anonymous No.52285756]

Well my 11/11 370 puts appear to be kaput. Looks like I'll have to transfer some funds to keep me in the game. Fuckers I'm not giving up. You are welcome for the donation again.

[Anonymous No.52285758]

>>52285727
>>52285731
The fact that everyone thinks the past performance means anything when we're in uncharted territory is bearish. Retail has been buying all the way down so the floor will fall out and there will be blood before we can bottom.

[Anonymous No.52285765]

>>52285706
It is just so exciting omgomg!!!1!

[Anonymous No.52285772]

>>52285758
it would mean a shit admin will be more contained so they cant make shit decisions so much anymore.

also would mean some certainty for the market which the market likes.

[Anonymous No.52285785]

I just know that something good is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.52285789]

>>52285772
Rates are still going to 8%.

[Anonymous No.52285801]

>>52285733
I'm in Illinois. The people that run the voting prescient's and that manages election laws/process are democrats. Life long. There is no way, with how fraternal the democratic party is and how power hungry they are, they will lose in the strongholds, no matter what. It is like this across the United States. I do not believe for one second that we have a balance voting system. Human beings run it and are subject to group think and can be easily compromised. I still voted, but the whole thing is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.52285810]

>>52285728
Filipinos.

[Anonymous No.52285818]

S-so green close, crab futures = red day, r-right?

[Anonymous No.52285823]

>>52282117
So you’re saying I should buy a couple ITM calls for a week or two out

[Anonymous No.52285827]

>>52285810
Are they getting rekt by youths in NY and Cali

[Anonymous No.52285838]

>>52285827
Their women sure are

[Anonymous No.52285848]

>>52285785
Same here, anon.

[Anonymous No.52285873]

>>52282645
I still think we got a leg down but holy fuck I’m so tired of morons like you acting like this recession will be the end of the world. you realize dumb cunts like you say this even for minor recessions right?

[Anonymous No.52285876]

>>52285848

[Anonymous No.52285875]

ROTHSCHILD DIES THE NIGHT OF THE BLOOD MOON

[Anonymous No.52285898]

>>52285875
the pokester has died

[Anonymous No.52285904]

Is the market open on veterans day? Why do I have calls that expire on the 11th?

[Anonymous No.52285948]

Were you guys just posting weebshit all night?

[Anonymous No.52285957]

>>52285789
2.4 trillion just to interest alone? Lmao, you don’t see how a) it’s a death sentence and b) good for any asset including stocks?

[Anonymous No.52285980]

>>52285948

[Anonymous No.52285986]

>>52285380
That’s the best kind, faggot

[Anonymous No.52285993]

>>52285957
Extreme inflation is a death sentence for the dollar. They'll just sell more debt to service the old debt.

[Anonymous No.52286014]

>>52285904
Banks are closed. Stocks are open.
Bankers are lazy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.52286045]

Wtf /smg/ I am tired of waking up at 3am from nightmares…

[Anonymous No.52286114]

>dollar up
>bonds flat
>oil flat, slightly down
crab day?

[Anonymous No.52286143]

>>52286114
Probably, in anticipation of our gay ass government and their shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.52286155]

>>52285136
>on a blood moon
>on election day
Sell everything

[Anonymous No.52286162]

when are election results

[Anonymous No.52286172]

>>52286162
Two weeks.

[Anonymous No.52286235]

is it gonna be green or red today on soxl/soxs? the pre-market hiked soxl to the fucking moon

[Anonymous No.52286252]

>>52286235
soxl bros we cant let these nrgu idiots show us up. SURPASS OUR LIMITS LIKE CAPTAIN YAMI ALWAYS SAID

[Anonymous No.52286265]

>>52286235
Anyone have the chart?

[Anonymous No.52286269]

>>52286265
Anonymous (with ID) delivers.

[Anonymous No.52286282]

>>52286269
Thanks, seems red today

[Anonymous No.52286284]

>>52284123
>European taxes

[Anonymous No.52286285]

>>52285565
Everyone is. Even dead people.

[Anonymous No.52286299]

>>52281646
Why is cripto such a meme? And why does everyone around me believe it will make then rich?

[Anonymous No.52286307]

>>52285565
>7am
You're a foreigner or you should be. Unless you're a tute, you should have made your trades days ago. Now you only wake up to check on them.

Just because of you I'm gonna check if I'm registered Republican and vote in my blue state

[Anonymous No.52286312]

>>52286284
fuck its actually american

[Anonymous No.52286315]

>>52285565
>perma bear's last gambit

[Anonymous No.52286326]

>>52285875
>Vampire dies on blood moon

[Anonymous No.52286329]

>>52281777
Mr. Krabs went out like a king

[Anonymous No.52286344]

Well I got done voting. Place was packed. Lined up all the way out the door. Surprising since I was there before 8 a.m. (Grabbed my mcd's sausage biscuit and coffee while I was out to). Now I'm just chilling at home till I go into the office later on.

[Anonymous No.52286354]

>>52286344
And what about that young college with the short skirt?

[Anonymous No.52286364]

>>52286344
I fucking hate you so much.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52286378]

>>52286344
I voted, got in and out with no waiting. I was going to vote for this asian democrat for attorney general, but I saw he got the working families endorsement so I voted for the republican broad. I hate voting for women so fucking much, but not as much as I hate the non-working families party.

[Anonymous No.52286385]

I'm glad I secured profit on those DWAC calls yesterday before close

[Anonymous No.52286386]

>>52286344
You just got a plain biscuit and coffee?

[Anonymous No.52286417]

The bottom (of this thread) is in.

[Anonymous No.52286424]

>>52286386
Is there a reason to get biscuit instead of muffin?
>real talk

[Anonymous No.52286425]

DWAC call anon from yesterday. here's my closed trade. 801% return.

[Anonymous No.52286449]

>>52286417
>he fell for the bull trap
We're going to 400+ posts by market open

[Anonymous No.52286460]

aeva lmao

[Anonymous No.52286471]

what are we buying today

[Anonymous No.52286478]

>>52286471
nerds gummy clusters

[Anonymous No.52286495]

>>52286471
A starter position in CE

[Anonymous No.52286497]

>>52286471

Aeva for earnings guidance

[Anonymous No.52286502]

>>52286424
Biscuit goes nice with a sausage patty, egg, and sharp cheddar. English muffins are better with canadian bacon, egg, and the cheese of your choice. Everything bagel is best for just about everything else.

[Anonymous No.52286505]

>>52286471
Hopefully a rope.

[Anonymous No.52286506]

>>52286425
nice job anon.

[Anonymous No.52286526]

>>52286506
thanks. I almost let one ride but closed them out.

[Anonymous No.52286539]

soxl bros... we have breached 10 the promised land of 15 is near

[Anonymous No.52286541]

tempted to buy $3 RIDE calls at open and flip for quick profit

[Anonymous No.52286542]

>>52286269
>>52286282
Wasn't it a crab yesterday?

[Anonymous No.52286615]

new thread
>>52286607
>>52286607

[Anonymous No.52286620]

>>52286471
AMC after it drops another dollar

[Anonymous No.52286631]

>>52286542
It was up like 1%

[Anonymous No.52286674]

>>52286378
Working families is such a sham. Entire ballot line is just a clone of the democrat party.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52286805]

>>52286674
That's because the entire democrat party is a bunch of fucking marxists who want to destroy our republic.

[Anonymous No.52286806]

>>52285474
ur memelines suck bro