Investing like a non retard

[Anonymous No.52279362]

How do i invest my money if I'm actually not interested to gamble or listen to retards on reddit or /biz/ in what shitcoin or memestock i should invest? Like what are the best avenues that this can be handled for me professionally? I'm in the EU if that's relevant

[Anonymous No.52279370]

>>52279362
NGMI

[Anonymous No.52279388]

>don't wanna listen to biz
>posted a thread about it on biz

[Anonymous No.52279397]

>>52279362
just get in a country that doesnt tax coin to coin and trade btc

[Anonymous No.52279417]

>>52279388
I wanna listen i just listed the options im not interested in
>>52279397
I have a tech job that pays me 235€ per hour i dont need to change countries to trade coins

[Anonymous No.52279435]

>>52279417
have it your way wage salve. enjoy funding my social security, rent, welfare and gambling addiction.

[Anonymous No.52279465]

>>52279362
Exchange Traded Funds
Safe, easy, good returns
Get a vanguard account

[Anonymous No.52279478]

>>52279465

Gonna look into that, thx

[Anonymous No.52279483]

>>52279362
>How do i invest my money
>I'm in the EU
ngmi

[Anonymous No.52279489]

Whatever you do, don't buy any silver or gold.

[Anonymous No.52279545]

>>52279465
Another question leading off from that, any resource or good way to compare firms and groups that do asset management for you?

[Anonymous No.52279621]

>>52279545
>groups that do asset management
plenty of people out there willing to take your money for a 1-3% annual fee
just make a spreadsheet and do some research put it into some ETFS, commodities and crypto

[Anonymous No.52279665]

>>52279621
but i clearly said i don't want to do asset management myself, no? I dont want to research coins and get rich quick, i have a well paid job that i like and stable life, im looking the best way to invest my money, not to trying to become a dyi broker.

Do you guys also just not pay a cleaning lady to use your time better and do it yourself because it cheaper or something?

[Anonymous No.52279841]

>>52279665
I kinda have my reasons for not wanting to hire a cleaning lady.

[Anonymous No.52279973]

>>52279362
Is Fidelity world wide
If it is use that
If not download the UKs best boomer broker app
Get into trad markets, invest into safe and boring companies like APPL. Consider looking into a Roth IRA.
Crypto is a scam do not touch it ever, it's 100% gambling and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[Anonymous No.52280002]

>>52279973
Also thx anon will also look into that

[Anonymous No.52280149]

>>52279417
>235€ per hour

Cruelty, oh world, that thou art.

[Anonymous No.52280186]

>>52279362
lol how did you reason that /biz/ would be a good place to look for financial advice? may as well ask /b/ for relationship advice while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.52280198]

>>52280186
i got some good answers and im on pc working, min-maxing life, its also kinda funny
But most answers were shit yeah

[Anonymous No.52280199]

>>52279545
Put your money in SPXL and sell when women start asking you what to invest in

[Anonymous No.52280205]

>>52279362
Just buy good mutual funds and keep adding to them. You will be wealthy. Sure it's not a glamorous zoomer wet dream but it WILL make you wealthy.

[Anonymous No.52280517]

>>52280198
>i got some good answers
they were at best half assed and possibly counter productive, I doubt any of the keywords will get you to the right answer.
if you're actually making six figures then investing properly is worth millions down the road. dicking around here will more likely get your burnt; if you keep exposing yourself to scams you'll eventually find one that hooks you.

[Anonymous No.52280530]

>>52280517
You are probably right, gotta just ask my bank manager i guess, have a good one

[Anonymous No.52280664]

All in all, it shows that 2.5% core inflation seems to be the threshold of whether stocks and bonds cross over from negative/zero correlation to a positive correlation.
Source: Morningstar Direct, analysis by UBS Asset Management.

What causes different correlation regimes?

Although there are lots of disputes about what causes the stock-bond correlation, it appears that persistent inflation is a key factor. Exhibit 5, a scatter charter of rolling 36-month core inflation versus 36-month correlations is striking for its differences across regimes.

All in all, 2.5% core inflation seems to be the threshold of whether stocks and bonds cross over from negative/zero correlation to a positive correlation. With high inflation, stocks and bonds suffer and benefit together, as higher inflation hurts bonds as investors factor in higher interest rates, and equities suffer from pricing uncertainties and cost pressures. In low inflation environments, the discount rate for equities is more stable and it is earnings growth expectations that are at risk.

What does this mean for the next decade?

It turns out that on average, we can expect some benefit from bonds. However, they are in no way a perfect hedge and historically, there were enough cases where there was "no place to hide."

[Anonymous No.52280990]

>>52280530
oof, okay. I come here to laugh at retards, not give actual advice. but I'm not associating any of my resources with this place, find that shit on your own.
don't go to the bank, their business model revolves around selling overpriced bullshit. don't know about the EU but there are plenty of law changing controversies about this.
DIY investing is not that hard these days with '3 fund portfolios' or similar total market indexed ETF products. you still need to research tax considerations etc. fees should be no more than half a percent.
if you insist on having someone invest for you find someone that has a 'fiduciary duty' or equivalent. don't trust any claims to be able to 'beat the market'. 'fee-only' or 1% tops if you want an ongoing relationship for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.52281042]

>>52279362
>non retard
Invest in LINK. All-in actually, port diversity is retarded.
>handled for me professionally
>implying you're going to hand someone your gambling money plus commission plus tip and he's going to outperform 150 iq autists who live and breathe internet money with his 2 year degree in finance
Do whatever you like anon you clearly know what you're doing.