/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52278118]

Macron edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

>>52275979

[Anonymous No.52278130]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.52278136]

>tfw set up a 4.5% GIC at a credit union today

[Anonymous No.52278155]

god this market is so boring
>le pivoot shilling
>market up 4%
>bowell mega hawkish
>market down 3%
>green until midterms!!!!!!
>market barely in the top end of the range it has sat in for the last month and a half

[Anonymous No.52278161]

>>52278118
Damn, Macron looks like that???
All in CAC40

[Anonymous No.52278166]

>>52278136
wow that's almost as good as buying bonds

[Anonymous No.52278174]

>>52278130
Needs a Sneeding section

[Anonymous No.52278176]

>>52278118
Is that real???

[Anonymous No.52278186]

>>52277944
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
checked

[Anonymous No.52278187]

im just gonna keep buying and eventually line will go up again. when we hit ATH's again im gonna make a mint off of all of the cheapies i've been collecting.

[Anonymous No.52278192]

>>52278118
I hate macron. And I hate over reliance on foreign trade.

[Anonymous No.52278209]

I am seriously thinking about going balls deep in a Latina rn, and just dumping all of my white seed into her womb, bros.

[Anonymous No.52278217]

Any anon using the scuttlebutt method?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7BUe9ru3cc

[Anonymous No.52278219]

Bobos have turned their attention to the realtyfags enjoy the exit pump while you can

[Anonymous No.52278221]

I'm voting Democrat so women will have sex with me.

[Anonymous No.52278227]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52278240]

>>52278174
Martin Luther was so fucking based it's unbelievable. It'll never stop pissing me off that they don't even teach his history in the public schools that he literally caused to be created himself. He's also the sole reason we're all literate. Fucking incredible. I assume it's the jews' fault, but then again what isn't nowadays?

[Anonymous No.52278241]

>>52278221
Truly a flawless plan

[Anonymous No.52278244]

>>52278176
>A Frenchman acting like a faggot
It's just normal. It would be unreal if he acted any other way.

[Anonymous No.52278246]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52278252]

>>52278221
how much sex have they given you so far? (is it zero?)

[Anonymous No.52278281]

good evening anons
fuck you bears

[Anonymous No.52278288]

Finally made some big money last month. 10% off my largest position. Easy call to long banks with leverage

[Anonymous No.52278320]

>>52278187
Based, same. i have ~$10000 left I need to invest in something. not sure what yet. I put $3000 in china recently.

[Anonymous No.52278323]

>>52278186
>>52277944
How can I get hero gibs plz I'm about to be homeless.

[Anonymous No.52278335]

Soon...

[Anonymous No.52278348]

Reminder that the biden administration cannot be blamed for the past year in the stock market and that with this upcoming midterm the republican party will retake many seats in the house and push the economy backwards again for their private shareholder donors. In two years time they will derail any infrastructure improvement plans for the sake of keeping the oil lobby interests in mind. We will go back to dependency on foreign oil and startup ventures will fail to materialize under their platform. Stock market gains will not happen like trump admin because of obama's policies and job growth will stall. If you are smart you would vote the democrat ticket to protect your investments.

[Anonymous No.52278360]

>>52278227
is that jon rocker?

[Anonymous No.52278361]

>>52278323
>Catalog
what the fuck did I just watch

[Anonymous No.52278365]

>buy LYFT calls last week because Uber went up
>LYFT after-hours
fuck me

[Anonymous No.52278367]

>>52278217
Meh. I like the description of the video

[Anonymous No.52278373]

>>52278221
You do know that you just need to tell them you vote Democrat. Also helps to look the part and know some of the buzz words.

[Anonymous No.52278374]

>>52278118
if the republicans win the midterms we are going to have a nice rally. the rally should have legs to continue until the end of the year if CPI start going down. Get ready to see SPY go up another 15-20% by EOY.

2022 will be known has the great crabbing

Also, in 2023 we'll get into a recession and probably drop another 10 percent or more for a bit but we should get out of it

those are my predictions

[Anonymous No.52278392]

>>52278221
I once told one i was "not political". Worked like a charm

[Anonymous No.52278394]

>>52278166
I know, I was shocked at the rate. I was expecting like 3.5 to 3.75... even so, TD Bank has absolute shitty rates. I'm pulling out about half my cash (about $3k) and parking it in the GIC. It's not much (maybe $135 after the fact), but it's $100 I didn't have before.
Plus it's cashable so I can withdraw it at any time if something bad happens. If I had it non cashasble, it'd have been 4.75% instead but whatever

[Anonymous No.52278398]

>>52278240
Not taught in schools? I literally had that niggers life story rammed down my throat.

[Anonymous No.52278399]

>>52278348
America was energy independent under trump you fucking moron. first thing biden did was stop american energy production and start buying Saudi oil / Ukrainian natural gas (hunter biden was on the board of the largest natural gas producer in ukraine; burisma)
Vote republican. or go move to china.

[Anonymous No.52278401]

>the jerome frowny face

[Anonymous No.52278413]

>>52278323
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.52278430]

>>52278401
they're right though. he was dovish in july and did the opposite of what he wanted, he needs to pretend it's gonna still be bad for a year+ but in a few months the rates will grind to a halt if not reverse

[Anonymous No.52278432]

I'm glad the college debt forgiven plan got the ax. You fuck up, you should pay for it. No one made you get that fancy 8x10 piece of paper you know. (Which btw, never gets hung up, most of them end up in a box along with some other junk in an attic which gets rediscovered when your heirs go through your shat after you die)

[Anonymous No.52278451]

>>52278432
>no one made you get your degree
Except the entire job market which blocks you out of everything except manual labor if you don’t have a degree.

[Anonymous No.52278455]

>>52278451
learn to code.

[Anonymous No.52278458]

>>52278401
are these the end times?

[Anonymous No.52278464]

>>52278458
They already occurred
Spoiler alert: we're dead, this is hell

[Anonymous No.52278493]

>>52278399
Holy shit how more stupid can you get? America started to become a net energy exporter under Obama. Biden didn't stop American energy production, but you might be able to say 'slowed' it. He did help to reduce oil production, I'll give you that, but he also gave funding for renewable energy generation.
On the other hand, Trump stifled renewable energy generation, even if gas production went up.

Ukrainian natural gas doesn't even make a blip on the radar for the US. You are obviously a shill and retarded. Terrible attempt at a troll, oh wait you actually mean it and are actually retarded. My bad

[Anonymous No.52278499]

>>52278392
They're getting wise to that too chud. Moderates are bad guys.
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/yk6qoh/stay_away_from_moderate_conservative_men/
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/yjlenk/to_the_men_who_put_that_they_are_conservatives_in/
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/xvm4cg/i_desperately_need_a_sanity_check_is_there_anyone/

[Anonymous No.52278508]

>>52278118
AMC and Zoom teaming up sounds ultra fucking bearish.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1589739344382025728

I can see Zoom pulling a Skype real soon.

[Anonymous No.52278512]

>>52278464
>Spoiler alert: we're dead, this is hell
not gonna lie: I've been living with this suspicion for a few years now.

[Anonymous No.52278521]

>>52278464
Not so bad. I could do this for eternity

[Anonymous No.52278530]

>>52278361
Oil $250/barrel 2023!!!!

[Anonymous No.52278550]

>>52278530
I can only hope

[Anonymous No.52278552]

>>52278499
Well she didn't

[Anonymous No.52278562]

>>52278493
Not reading that

[Anonymous No.52278563]

>>52278240
Literally the reason the kikes murdered mlk jr, wanted everyone to think of a philandering druggie nog when you hear Martin Luther

[Anonymous No.52278565]

Damn utilities got shit on today. wonder why?

[Anonymous No.52278581]

I will be shorting Tyson. These higher ups are getting weirder in food industry, like that beyond meat jew biting people's noses kek

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1589655444393545733

[Anonymous No.52278594]

>>52278464
I gotta agree with the other anons, if this is hell I don't know what all the fuss is about.

[Anonymous No.52278595]

>>52278399
Why would a republican administration ever want energy independence? They are proven defense spending wasters so the concept of independent energy is a nightmare. Four years of trump being weak on ukraine and national defense is at risk. Republicans are just itching to get back in power to use it as an excuse for ramped up defense spending and tax loopholes for foreign oil.

[Anonymous No.52278656]

Did META reach the bottom today? Is it only up from here?

[Anonymous No.52278669]

>>52278656
Could crab until 2024.

[Anonymous No.52278693]

>>52278565
Utilities have been a safe haven. In risk on they will dump and money will move to other things

[Anonymous No.52278713]

>>52278399
That should be credited to Obama. Trump just pumped the markets with tax reductions and tweeted.

[Anonymous No.52278727]

So I was swing trading SOXS near EOD right before SOXL pumped. Is SOXL priced in or did I lock myself out of any profits tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52278740]

Wow my ballot was already counted

[Anonymous No.52278742]

>>52278365
Uber has Eats food delivery too on top of the core service and you would know that the core service was shit but food delivery was still good. Lyft has no such thing. But jokes on me, I guessed the price too far down and I have $10 puts so I'll have to see how little profit I'll be left with for that wrong guess.

[Anonymous No.52278763]

A BALLOT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.52278770]

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.52278773]

waking up bright an early to head down to my local voting center

[Anonymous No.52278786]

What is everyone holding?

[Anonymous No.52278805]

>>52278740
I hope you atleast voted for john "I celebrate the demise of roe v. wade" fetterman

[Anonymous No.52278806]

>>52278713
Go back to /r/neoliberal.

[Anonymous No.52278810]

>>52278323
Tiktok has no right to exist

[Anonymous No.52278812]

Femanon here. All of us females are denying men sex for the next 2 years if Republicans win.

[Anonymous No.52278814]

>>52278812
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.52278816]

>>52278550
Saudi Arabia under threat of attacks, destabilization god I would cream my Jimmie’s if the Middle East blew up on top of the OPEC cuts already!!! It’s return to the petrodollar baby, love it or leave it!!! America first!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52278829]

>>52278348
See
>>52278806
You’d fit in better there.

[Anonymous No.52278832]

>>52278805
I don't live in Pennsylvania anymore, fortunately

[Anonymous No.52278836]

>>52278499
holy shit i hate women

[Anonymous No.52278849]

>>52278348
Didn't read. Go back.

[Anonymous No.52278853]

>>52278323
amazing

[Anonymous No.52278855]

roll for neon green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52278860]

>>52278855
It's over,bobo

[Anonymous No.52278864]

>>52278348
Please kill yourself, Matthew Yglesias.

[Anonymous No.52278895]

>>52278855
thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.52278896]

>bears

[Anonymous No.52278902]

>>52278816
If XOM and OXY have another 2X in them, I would be set. I could quit my job and NEET full time. It would be pretty based.

[Anonymous No.52278911]

>>52278786
SOXL and AMC weeklies

[Anonymous No.52278916]

>>52278902
Is it too late to get some som XOM? I boght OXY and am going to buy some more next paycheck

[Anonymous No.52278917]

im hoping for a dump after midterms but now its going to pump because i sold for a measly profit.

[Anonymous No.52278921]

I’m not voting because I heard reddit tells you to vote. Fuck reddit

[Anonymous No.52278923]

>>52278855
boboniggers have been liquidated at last

[Anonymous No.52278927]

SHEEEEEEESH FELLOW METAbullites! Today marks the first day before a century long climb to the top right of the chart. #ZuckMakesMeBucks

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52278939]

>>52278927
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.52278956]

DIAMOND PLATED, TITANIUM REINFORCED, CONCRETE SOLIDIFIED, 99 STRENGTH, IV/EV MAXED, DEVELOPER ENIVIRONMENT ENABLED, 100% CRIT, UNSTOPPABLE SUPPORT AT $85 UNITED STATES FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES (TICKER: USD)

[Anonymous No.52278966]

>>52278916
I don't know. You definitely would be chasing, but I can't say there aren't fundamental reasons why there might be steam left. I was feeling fomo at the top of the summer myself and got a hefty OXY position at the top that subsequently collapsed...

Would you buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.52278969]

>>52278902
I think the entire year of 2023 is going to be their coming out party, I like you am going for the knockout punch and hope they just go gangbusters so I can work from home as well

Xom PE has gone down, it’s not too late at all,

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52278987]

>>52278966
>>52278916
you know how the saying goes? buy low sell high? you are doing the opposite.

[Anonymous No.52278995]

>>52278855

[Anonymous No.52279002]

>>52278786

[Anonymous No.52279005]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52279006]

"FED should have tightened earlier"

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1589760438924767234

lmao no refunds

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52279009]

>>52278969
P/E is not a useful metric beyond comparing same industries. Amazon has a p/e of 100. Still a great company. Oil companies have low P/Es because they are cyclical in nature.

[Anonymous No.52279018]

>>52278855
>USA USA USA
>S
>A

[Anonymous No.52279037]

>>52278118
Why do you post this shit. This subtly gay shit.

[Anonymous No.52279056]

>>52279018

[Anonymous No.52279058]

>>52279037
>Why do you post this shit. This subtly gay shit
I don't see the gay. Maybe your brain is just subtly gay?

[Anonymous No.52279068]

>>52279006

[Anonymous No.52279087]

A cute girl made this post: >>52279056

[Anonymous No.52279089]

>>52279058
You're obviously one of the trannies who reside here. Maybe you're one who comes to movie night, so I won't chastise you. But you're wrong, and you're queer, and you're so silly, and no one takes you seriously except when you're shilling ACMB.

Stop posting faggots who marry grandmothers, lounging comfortably with their beta faggot chest hair out and a wry smile like he knows how bullshit it is what he's doing.

We need strength here. We need confidence.

[Anonymous No.52279090]

For me, it's a conservative portfolio of 100% poop & pee.

[Anonymous No.52279091]

>>52278966
>>52278987
good point, normally I would never buy that chart but the circumstances around oil make me want exposure to it, I also bought some E which only has a p/e of around 3, maybe I should buy more of that instead of OXY

[Anonymous No.52279107]

Hedge fund managers are saying that we could be in a decades-long bear market. I feel fucking crushed just thinking of that. I really fucking hope that the US market doesn’t turn into Japan’s.

[Anonymous No.52279108]

What safe plays are there that aren't dependant on election. I closed all my positions in both stocks and commodities today for a tiny profit. I feel like Republicans winning vs Democrats stealing are equally likely outcomes, with totally opposite effects.
I guess I can wait until the uncertainty is gone before re-entering though big profits out there for whoever guesses right.

[Anonymous No.52279111]

>>52278786
CCO @ $30.47
CNR @ $156
LUN.TO @ $7.01
MMM @ $128
BNTX @ $148
BRK.B @ $287
GOOG @ $89.70
META @ $94
UNP @ $199

blood time

OSTK @ $45.90 (was my largest holding)
SWBI @ $14.5
WBD @ $24.78

[Anonymous No.52279115]

>>52279089

[Anonymous No.52279125]

>>52279108
>safe that aren't dependant on election
I'd buy DWAC puts if I had a bunch of extra capital. I know it's related, but it's not.

[Anonymous No.52279138]

>>52279125
Wait a day. That shit going to be volatile as fuck tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52279152]

>>52279115
I will punish this side of you until you stop suggesting gayness.

[THE BAITMAN No.52279155]

>>52279056
>>52279087

[Anonymous No.52279164]

>>52279056
I heard you were a cute girl.
show me your tits. NOW.

[Anonymous No.52279200]

>>52279164
Femanon here. Not showing my tits if Republicans win tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52279215]

Energy is going up. At its height, the energy sector was 16% of the sp500. It's currently 4-5%. Energy accounts for 40% of SP500 earnings this year. In addition, the sector is the 2nd cheapest with a single digit PE multiple. ESG and 10 years of bad energy policies have caused the energy crisis. It's our turn.

BUY NRGU like a real nigga

[Anonymous No.52279221]

>>52279200
NNN continues unabated.

[Anonymous No.52279222]

>>52279200
if you are a democrat you will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.52279227]

>>52279164
Femanon here, Only showing my tits if Republicans win tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52279255]

I will always be a woman.

[Anonymous No.52279280]

Male anon here. Showing benis regardless of who wins tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52279284]

>>52279255
Based movie night tranny.

[Anonymous No.52279289]

>>52279164

[Anonymous No.52279302]

>>52279215
>At its height

What about at its average?

[Anonymous No.52279311]

How do I cope with this loss on Unity stocks? I bought it over a year ago when it was kinda pumping and thought I got in at a good discount then they showed some quarter earnings like 6-8 months ago and it's on it's way to being fucking worthless. I am obviously going to hold the bag as long as I have to to go back into the green as it's lost so much value might as well wait then take such a loss. Also it's USD which hurts even more as I am Canadian.

[Anonymous No.52279330]

>>52279311
I think unity has no future, their brand is synonymous with low quality asset flips

[Anonymous No.52279334]

Long NTDOY. In one of their games, a recent update has Elesa flirt with you. She's so perfect.

[Anonymous No.52279342]

>>52279284
Wait which movie night attendee is actually a tranny?

[Anonymous No.52279351]

What are we looking at here for midterms? Stock market is a total bloodbath or will pump neon green for tuesday and wednesday?

[Anonymous No.52279350]

>>52279330

This isn't helping me cope

[Anonymous No.52279356]

>>52279302
7% median weight in the last 20 years

[Anonymous No.52279367]

>>52279334
I am DCAing into NTDOY

[Anonymous No.52279381]

>>52279342
all of them

[Anonymous No.52279382]

>>52279350
I'm not here to help you cope, I'm here to help you gather information. I knew someone who made asset flips and on every one of his games the unity logo showed up at the start. giving away a version of their engine for free for any pajeet to use was a pr blunder

[Anonymous No.52279395]

>>52279311
It is usually a red flag but I've enjoyed some Unity engine games.
>>52279284
What was the movie this time?

[Anonymous No.52279401]

Sigh. Beheemed.

[Anonymous No.52279404]

>>52279382

I feel like kmsing knowing I more than likely lost 2500 CAD basically.

[Anonymous No.52279410]

>>52279342
At least nineteen of us

[Anonymous No.52279441]

>>52279404
grow up man, you can make 2500 again it's not the end of the world. don't buy something just because it's pumping next time, there's always something pumping but you need do research before you put your money into something

[Anonymous No.52279445]

>TTWO is 20% down

WHAT THE FUCK
WHY?

[Anonymous No.52279468]

You have been warned....

[Anonymous No.52279488]

>>52278118
Also I am the one who caused the resonance cascade on Friday night. I'm sorry Baggie. But also I'm not. It was so fun watching you defend trannies and jews (same thing) for a whole weekend straight.

Or gay.

[Anonymous No.52279493]

>>52279367
idk anon

[Anonymous No.52279515]

Lyft is down -15% kek

[Anonymous No.52279524]

>>52279404
It could be worse, anon.

[Anonymous No.52279532]

>>52279493
Your meme lines do not factor in a movie in 2023 and a themepark in Orlando, FL

[Anonymous No.52279533]

>>52279493
I think nintendo has management issues, they refuse to figure out how to program online multiplayer games which is becoming expected from kids. the switch was a hit because it makes people's kids shut the fuck up when they're in public (a true public service) but idk if they can do it long term

[Anonymous No.52279547]

>>52279515
sounds like they could use a LYFT themselves ;^)

[Anonymous No.52279553]

>>52279445
i know, it's hard to believe
this stock should be 60-75% lower

[Anonymous No.52279556]

>>52279532
I mean...a movie killed square enix...what happened after the SMB movie in the 90's?

[Anonymous No.52279559]

Stocks more like poops.

[Anonymous No.52279563]

>>52278240
>don't even teach his history in the public schools
What? A lot has changed since my day (graduated 30 years ago) then.

[Anonymous No.52279580]

Welp thanks to the voting I get to be lazy tomorrow. I only work 4 hrs. They give me 4hrs of paid time to cast my ballot.. So I'll get up cast my vote, get a sausage biscuit from mcd's, chill at home for a bit before finally heading into the office. Where upon I'll do nothing the whole afternoon. Then I'll go home..

[Anonymous No.52279611]

1 share of VOO = 1 share of VOO

[Anonymous No.52279632]

>>52279533
It was also a mega hit with manchildren which is an audience Nintendo has locked in.

[Anonymous No.52279634]

>>52279445
damn, can't believe I missed out on shorting that shit

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stocks-trending-after-hours-lyft-activision-blizzard-take-two-interactive-and-more-231329813.html

[Anonymous No.52279636]

>>52279580
buy MO

[Anonymous No.52279640]

>>52279556
Dude . The trailer is pretty hype.
>https://youtu.be/KydqdKKyGEk

[Anonymous No.52279656]

>>52278155
Yeah, the crab sucks.
>Only little XP and no good gear drops.

[Anonymous No.52279659]

>>52279640
not everything needs to be a movie. like god damn bro

[Anonymous No.52279662]

>>52279515
Yeah feels like Uber dabbed on them hard

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52279674]

>>52279107
lol no.

[Anonymous No.52279687]

>>52279659
But the profits, bro, the profits.

[Anonymous No.52279695]

Futures sussin.

[Anonymous No.52279698]

>>52279556
Oh god, Spirits within was such a piece of shit movie.

Hell I still remember how people back in the day were hyping up Aki Ross as the next Jessica Rabbit. Now, square dropped her and pretended that disaster never happened LOL

[Anonymous No.52279699]

>>52279468
You have been warmed...

[Anonymous No.52279704]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52279716]

>>52279468
they didnt listen

[Anonymous No.52279720]

>>52279468
Man I loved when it made the monsters go aggro in Breath of the Wild.

[Anonymous No.52279725]

>>52279704
replace the curry diarrhea with something else like nacho cheese, then we're talking.

[Anonymous No.52279729]

>>52279699
holy shit that pisses me off just watching, I would have a breakdown

[Anonymous No.52279731]

>>52279659
If I don’t get my millennial childhood adapted with modern special effects; then living up until know would be in vain.

[Anonymous No.52279748]

>>52278401
How can anyone be bullish when Powell is 100% determined to collapse the stock market? He pretty much said at the last meeting that they will overtighten until the economy is trashed and then start to stimulate again. The more the stock market goes up the more they have to tighten. What more proof do you need mumu? Was the Bogdanoffs passing away at the very top not enough of a sign for you?

[Anonymous No.52279754]

>>52279699
>garbage can

Why the fuck did she not just use a table or counter?

[Anonymous No.52279759]

>>52279687
Profits in the movie bis is a big cluster. Essentially it works like this: Movie get made for ex 200 million. Due to "accounting practices" it needs to make least 500 million at the box office before it's considered a profitable film. Toss in the finicky nature of your audience, well its a big crap shoot. Some films do very bad on release day but end up making a shat pot when home video release or streaming/cable airings happen. (The shawsank redemption is an example)

[Anonymous No.52279763]

>>52279687

[Anonymous No.52279776]

>>52279445
Can someone explain? Did people get tired of GTA and 2k or something?

[Anonymous No.52279781]

>>52279687
Movies almost never make money. Movies are marketing. So, will the Mario movie sell enough Mario stuff to equalize the expense? Who owns the merchandising rights? How will the affect the short and long term profits? These are the questions you need to be asking...or should, if the markets weren't based on hype and funny lines and derivatives.

[Anonymous No.52279783]

>>52279533
That also means they have room to grow because they haven't pushed into certain services. They could easily make a Hearthstone copy with Pokemon and rake in the money. Also, a recession or Japan getting worse wouldn't really mess with their intangible assets, which are very valuable.

[Anonymous No.52279797]

>>52279776
yeah they did a remaster of san andreas and they followed the ea philosophy of "release now, patch later, customer put up with it" but that doesn't really work for a game that can just be emulated

[Anonymous No.52279800]

>>52279699
That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.52279801]

>>52278432
Wait, so he actually makes promisses he cant keep before elections? And those retards will still be voting for him?

[Anonymous No.52279816]

>>52278432
true, I have no idea where my diploma is and if my employer asks for it I'm going to tell them to kick rocks and check with my university

[Anonymous No.52279817]

>>52278770
wait people are still holding?

[Anonymous No.52279818]

>>52279759
Also sometimes the creative people involved can turn a good story idea into a pile of shat.. Take the Harry Potter films. Those films worked cause everything clicked. And cause they had the books to use as reference material. Just imagine if they'd bombed the casting or said "fuck it we'll do our own thing, fuck the books"

[Anonymous No.52279825]

>>52279640
Bowser - Trump
Koopas - Republicans
Penguins - Democrats
Mario - Captain America
Toadstool - Rey Skywalker

[Anonymous No.52279828]

>>52279783
I reinstalled hearthstone a couple months ago for no reason, with a new account. In 10 minutes I had an insane deck that filled the board with high stat legendaries by like turn 6, and with other strong follow up legendaries that I never needed to play but could have. What the fuck happened to that game

[Anonymous No.52279845]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52279851]

>>52279818
Ginny red pilled me when I was a kid (she made me like red heads)

[Anonymous No.52279856]

>>52279640
This movie is going to break over $1 billion on the weekend it comes out easily, then end with over $2 billion by its theatrical end.

[Anonymous No.52279866]

>>52279754
Runners are bottom of the totem in a kitchen, if she asked for a clear space to load up the tray she'd get figuratively raped.
>>52279759
You have to remember that Hollywood (and all foreign analogs) exist in a cocaineXmoney fantasy world where every idea is a winner until released and proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.52279872]

>>52279851
The older I get, the more I realize redheads are the patrician's choice.

[Anonymous No.52279878]

>>52278451
In the future, most services will be rendered obsolete by AI and alternative reality. You will have carbon copy tier simulations of real life services providers and simulated realities by which you shall be able to enter their office while at home. whatever services you might require streamlined into this paralel universe and real life services providers will be indian like customers support

[Anonymous No.52279879]

>>52279699
Been there done that.

[Anonymous No.52279881]

>>52279828
The game has been out for like 8 years at this point right? It's a given it would be unrecognizable from what it started out as

[Anonymous No.52279883]

>>52279872
I fucked 2 before marriage and then married one

[Anonymous No.52279915]

>>52279872
I feel like the redhead gene and "man brain" gene (I don't mean in a tranny way) are related

[Anonymous No.52279917]

>>52279828
I was just thinking today that it's been 6 years since I've played the game. At least back then you had to pay for the expeditions to have a tier 1 deck. I've heard the game has just been an RNG casino for years, but it's still possibly the most active card game so they must be doing something right.

[Anonymous No.52279920]

>>52279883
>tfw my first gf was auburn haired
I didn't know I had such a good thing until it was gone.

[Anonymous No.52279923]

>>52279801
Politicians misestimate their own abilities and influence all the time when they aren't lying.

[Anonymous No.52279924]

>>52279845
>The one fish who rolls in like wtf bro

[Anonymous No.52279927]

>>52279699
I would probably just quit at that point.

[Anonymous No.52279933]

>>52279915
My redhead wife acts like a child. It’s sweet but often annoying. She scraped her leg badly once and was bawling her eyes out and had to call her mom

[Anonymous No.52279935]

>JUST IN: Elon Musk has discussed putting all of Twitter behind a paywall, per the Verge.

[Anonymous No.52279936]

>>52279783
>they could make a hearthstone copy
BECAUSE THAT WENT SO WELL WHEN VALVE TRIED IT PEPEGA

[Anonymous No.52279938]

>>52279920
>auburn hair
Fuck now I have "Jolene" stuck in my head, thanks.

[Anonymous No.52279963]

>>52279935
I wonder if there's a place where we can place bets for how long until Twitter just... disappears

[Anonymous No.52279985]

>>52279963
If things keep going badly I wouldn’t be too surprised if he took the source code for X and shuttered Twitter

[Anonymous No.52279992]

>>52279963
Is MySpace an option? I liked having a top 10 friend list where everyone was friends was tom

[Anonymous No.52280045]

>>52279963
>>52279992
https://www.privacytools.io/decentralized-social

[Anonymous No.52280051]

>>52279468
Looks cool but I can't remember anything cool happening on the same days we get red moons...

[Anonymous No.52280073]

>>52279935
Ooooohhh shit, time to short Twitter then LMAO

[Anonymous No.52280091]

>>52280073
bro there is nothing to short

[Anonymous No.52280095]

>>52279215
>buying the oil top again

[Anonymous No.52280097]

>>52280073
I don't think twitter is public anymore

[Anonymous No.52280108]

>>52279935
If he was able to push that through immediately are there any sufficiently well-known/accepted alternative platforms for people who's self-identity is based on social media to migrate to or would he just make a killing and spam Bezos with DMs of that Good Will Hunting meme?

[Anonymous No.52280114]

the bottom is officially in

CSX
SWBI
V
PLD
NTDOY
EBAY

there's no way i lose

[Anonymous No.52280126]

>>52280108
twitter is so addictive to a good deal of people who use it that they would just pay and complain about it, im fairly certain of that

[Anonymous No.52280130]

>>52280073
you are a stupid fucking moron dude

[Anonymous No.52280135]

>>52279935
What a midwit faggot

[Anonymous No.52280141]

>>52280091
>>52280097
well fuck, there goes another opportunity to make easy money

[Anonymous No.52280145]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE

[Anonymous No.52280168]

>>52280145
WENDIGO, BRO. RUN.

[Anonymous No.52280184]

>>52280135
i wonder if he just wanted to take twitter down on purpose.

[Anonymous No.52280191]

>futures

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52280193]

Trump's on Hannity and going to make a big announcement. I bet he's going to announce they've found the fraud and he's going to be sworn back in tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52280194]

>>52280130
Salty ass nigger

[Anonymous No.52280223]

>>52280193
He's gonna say he's running again and ask for people to mail in cash donations to his campaign.

[Anonymous No.52280239]

>>52279935
Good test: If you read that headline and don't understand it, or think it will happen, the media's still got you HOOKED

[Anonymous No.52280273]

>>52280193
Can he not wait until after the midterms? He’s going to rile up the left

[Anonymous No.52280275]

>>52280239
Seems like some butthurt twitter fag is leaking everything elon does, including ideas thrown out in a meeting and ultimately not considered. So yes, you're right

[Anonymous No.52280277]

>>52280184
That's the only explanation for such gross incompetence, but who would waste 44B just to spite twitter trannies?

[Anonymous No.52280280]

>>52278136
>bank of america still only offers .04% interest

[Anonymous No.52280295]

>>52280277
It’s not just spiting the trains. He got access to DHS info from all the collusions between the Biden admin and former twitter execs.

[Anonymous No.52280299]

>>52278136
not bad, you should have bought I bonds when they were at 9% last month, it's basically welfare for anyone with 10k

[Anonymous No.52280300]

WBD earnings weren't the greatest in the world but I like the part where the CEO is bringing back the franchise bit. More Harry potter, more superman,etc. Basically the type of film that raked in loads of money for Warner back in the day. The Fantastic beasts series, while not bad, suffer from I think a lack of reference material. They have no books to base it all on. Merely whatever idea's is bouncing in J.K's head. But we do have the Cursed child. It's got the material there already set to paper. Just gotta get it cast and away it goes. Also helps that a lot of the sets in use from the play/hp films still exist (thanks to Warner's U.K studio). Aside note: Cursed child is set when they're all late 30's/early 40s. As it happens by the time they roll the film the trio will fit the age to a tee.

[Anonymous No.52280316]

>>52280295
Now this is the kind of conspiracy content I come to this site for.

[Anonymous No.52280329]

>>52280275
Exactly. This sort of Jewish "every word is technically true. Publish!" lying tripped up >>52279963, >>52280073, >>52280108, and >>52280135 here but hopefully it won't in the future. That kind of thing can be very, very costly when investing.

[Anonymous No.52280336]

Women bros...

[Anonymous No.52280338]

crabbros... is it time to butterfly?

[Anonymous No.52280343]

>>52280316
didn't the Saudis also finance a large part of Elon's twitter bid?

[Anonymous No.52280344]

>>52280336
Is it doing better than that whore $SHE?

[Anonymous No.52280345]

>>52280336
fucken brits

[Anonymous No.52280351]

>>52280316
We live in a gay, retarded Tom Clancy novel.

[Anonymous No.52280354]

>>52280336
wtf, it actually outperformed the market

[Anonymous No.52280357]

>>52280343
They've had like a 5% stake since the mid 2010's and that was rolled over into the new private structure.

[Anonymous No.52280366]

>>52280351
Fuck that's pretty accurate.

[Anonymous No.52280369]

>>52280343
Yes
Which is why I don't expect him to purposely crash it into the ground. Doing that would be just asking for the Khashoggi treatment.

[Anonymous No.52280377]

How hard are my Apple puts gonna print tomorrow? normally i wouldn't hold weekly options overnight but I'm confident tomorrow tech trash like apple will be red.

[Anonymous No.52280379]

They told me to invest in the sheconomy :(

[Anonymous No.52280394]

>>52280344
Gender diversity sisters...

[Anonymous No.52280425]

>>52280295
>>52280316
theres has to be some ulterior motive. hes not a stupid person. he must have thought twitter was up to some shit and needed to take it down.

[Anonymous No.52280426]

>>52280336
>>52280379
>>52280394
womansisters... its ovHer, isnt it...?

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52280444]

>>52279311
>Net profit margin is -68.73%
holy shit. they're losing almost as much money as their revenue

[Anonymous No.52280459]

>>52280426
kek

[Anonymous No.52280471]

nigger sisters, weez gonna make it n sheet

[Anonymous No.52280477]

>>52280343
The Qatari sovereign wealth fund and twitchy Al Waleed Bin Talal
>>52280369
Khashoggi's friend Bin Talal already had his stay at the Riyadh Ritz.

[Anonymous No.52280507]

checked the chang seng, low volume dump. should reverse before their lunch break

[Anonymous No.52280511]

>>52280425
See >>52280275 and >>52280329.

He's not paywalling or destroying it. As he's mentioned, a "public square" (however you want to define it) has influence over global events and that's what he bought (impulsively, at a stupid price).

The failure modes are instead going to be from him overworking himself or glowies getting too aggressive and tipping their hands. Both of which are risk factors he's explicitly mentioned he plans for.

[Anonymous No.52280537]

>boomer anon spamming posts
Not a good sign guys.

[Anonymous No.52280552]

>>52280379
>Women
>Fidelity

[Anonymous No.52280608]

looks like something's going down in the crypto market

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.52280633]

>>52280608
yeah everything is about to go down, the biggest pump and dump of all time is coming to an end

[Anonymous No.52280654]

How can I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.52280659]

>>52278118

[Anonymous No.52280666]

>>52278921
https://pastebin.com/McgyrQH9

[Anonymous No.52280672]

>>52280608
crypto might actually be a good indicator for the crash in the coming weeks. Institutions will need to unwind all the meme coins back into real money

[Anonymous No.52280735]

I'm thinking META has finally been properly revalued and will sit at this price until they have a break through with VR or redirect their focus to something more lucrative. But I think the simple social media platforms like FB and insta are as good as they'll get and they to move on soon.
>>52279783
Based brunette Elesa enjoyer

[Anonymous No.52280757]

>>52280654
I don't think this is the announcement rally, it isn't Trump focused

[Anonymous No.52280799]

>crypto pits screaming as they're rugged by a globohomo appointed Jew named Sam Bankman

I think I'll stick to buying a fuckton JEPI stock for now.

[Anonymous No.52280818]

Are there any "sure things" in the market? Any "whenever X happens, Y is almost sure to happen after" like Fed interest rates?

[Anonymous No.52280832]

Sad that soon my bagging for the year will come to an end. So many shares still to bag, so little money to do it with. Now if say I didn't have bills sucking my wad each check then I could bag and do it very epic like each month with glee. But alas the scum suckers gotta be paid to enjoy the good life I guess. Oh well there's always next year when the budget for bagging gets re-filled.

[Anonymous No.52280887]

>>52280818
everything is based around expectations, and positioning that people have put on already based around those expectations
your example, Fed raising interest rates
>the fed comes out and raises interest rates by 100 basis points
>this is very hawkish
>however.. for whatever reason, the market believed the Fed was going to raise by 150 basis points
>it was better than expectations
even in this example however, if the Fed were to radically change their course from what they said they were going to do, that also could cause a negative reaction
the market wants certainty - the more uncertainty the more volatility - the harder it is to price things accurately
>history doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes

[Anonymous No.52280914]

>>52280818
yes, as taleb says, people will always, at some point, make an incorrect prediction about the market.

[Anonymous No.52280918]

>>52280818
bulls make money, bears make money, but pigs get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.52280933]

>>52280735
as attractive as kamitsure is, i'm shorting META.

[Anonymous No.52280953]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52280954]

>>52280818
if you see something trading below book value per share it will generally bounce back up above book value. this isn't a given if they're in deep financial trouble and I usually only buy if they have a lot of cash on hand

[Anonymous No.52280971]

ASTS pumping today up 10.7%. WSBtards caught on to it, two ASTS YOLO posts on the frontpage rn.

[Anonymous No.52280978]

>oil futures

[Anonymous No.52281015]

>>52278348
Tl:dr

Plebbit nigger

[Anonymous No.52281038]

last week i missed my chance to sell TSLA calls at a profit early one morning because i was waging and it nearly cost me the profit i had made the previous month. luckily i still hold some puts so i dumped the money into those and today i sold some of those puts. i'm anticipating more violent swings that are going to shake people out so i'm mostly cash for now. come wednesday i might jump back into more TSLA puts.

[Anonymous No.52281076]

>>52280659
So he's gay right? I mean there's no disputing it.

[Anonymous No.52281112]

>>52281076
He worked for the Rothschilds before politics, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.52281114]

>>52281076
No, anon. Hes just French.

[Anonymous No.52281193]

>Bitcoin is about to dump massively
I swear to fuck this is a premonition of next week. We are going to see a major fucking market dump after the election no matter who wins. I would bet on it.

[Anonymous No.52281273]

>>52281193
I don't think we see the dump until CPI comes in hot MoM Thursday.