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>> No.52274606

hope you bought DWAC and DWAC calls

>> No.52274619
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I don't know what to

>> No.52274625
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>> No.52274635

what does it mean with option contracts bid ask spreads go from .20 to .01

>> No.52274637

You were supposed to buy the dip this morning like I did, I'm already up 33%

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>> No.52274646
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any good tickers for this?

>> No.52274655
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>> No.52274656

that's a man

>> No.52274659

she looks like she dates african men

>> No.52274673

Why is nothing happening sers?

>> No.52274676
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here is the shill of dwac/clf. Know that when this cuck arrives, markets will take a stinky plop plop

>> No.52274685

i'm not the DWAC shill, just a gambling addict who bought calls this morning

>> No.52274687
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>> No.52274709

Didn’t they voluntarily post their address to fight somebody or something crazy? I think they live in Georgia and someone sent them a post card.

Or maybe I’m confusing them with Rocker

>> No.52274714

because you didn't buy DWAC and DWAC calls

>> No.52274719

why is the market so quiet today? it's almost like something big is about to happen, but nobody is sure what that big thing might be and they're just waiting on the sidelines.

>> No.52274727

elections dumbass

>> No.52274729
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Post em

>> No.52274730

>he even had long dated puts
>retard sells them all for calls
wow that would have been $10 million

>> No.52274731
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With midterms tomorrow we poompan or dumpin' on Wed?

>> No.52274734

I hate baggie so much it’s unreal

>> No.52274739

Stop using fake gender neutral pronouns you retard, all of this shit is retarded, it was just made up in the last ten years, it is not real. Never affirm the enemy's legitimate existence

>> No.52274740

>On March 31, 2022, Solo was arrested for driving while intoxicated, resisting arrest, and misdemeanor child abuse. Her two-year-old twins were in her car when she was arrested in a Walmart parking lot in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.[181]

Man, vagina pic meme aside, that's just sad.

>> No.52274759

nope, some faggots ruined it, there will be no more pictures of my gf and no more screen shots of my account anymore.

>> No.52274767

>vagina pic meme
don't look it up anons

>> No.52274770

kek, DWAC shorts, kwab

>> No.52274771

i bought VTRS. financials look decent and could double in listed price.

my predicition is pump wed
Dump thursday and friday.

>> No.52274778

You admitted you sold your calls this morning. You never bought any dip this morning, kek

>> No.52274780

Let's just say it's one goal you don't want to score.

>> No.52274781

dumb fuck

>> No.52274784

Umm... link pussy pic desu?

>> No.52274786

Oh, one thing is most assuredly pooomin' mate, if you catch my drift :))))

>> No.52274789

does today seem pathetically slow for anyone else? i swear nothing's fucking moving

>> No.52274795

see >>52273320
you stupid fucking anti-semite

>> No.52274799
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>> No.52274800
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Ask /sp/, if you dare.

Fact check: True!

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>> No.52274812

do i hold my DWAC calls or sell EOD?

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>> No.52274817
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>> No.52274821

they will pop even more after election.

>> No.52274826

No one cares about DWAC bozo

>> No.52274832

you getting heemed with UCO arnt you?

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>> No.52274835

i bought 5 @ .2 and now they're 1.5 each

>> No.52274840

DWAC is a pump and dump, but if you think it'll pump more then go for it.
I'd recommend cashing out half though.

>> No.52274846

any reason i shouldn't just max out my FSA? I can roll up to 600 bucks into 2024, i feel like I can definitely burn through 2400 in a year on glasses + just going to PT once a month and whatever extra shit...and I get all that money up front to use.

Was gonna go get adult braces I think kek

>> No.52274853

That’s a ban

>> No.52274857

>not buying Amazon for an easy 15% minimum by the end of the week
It's free fucking money retards.

>> No.52274859

why would you put it in that account instead of throwing it in savings? whats the benefit?

>> No.52274873

if bad pussy looks like roast beef, what does good pussy look like?

>> No.52274883
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The line go up

>> No.52274884

the best pussy is sideways

>> No.52274895
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Lookup u/MiniLoona

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>> No.52274899

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

>> No.52274903
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>> No.52274910

Completely smooth, like its not even there

I think we watch enough asian porn to know thats a myth

>> No.52274912
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nah. I am stagnant with TLRY and NTDOY. cashed out of UEC when it hit 4.

>> No.52274913

Loading up on more puts. This pump is fake as fuck. Market will end the week knee deep in the red.

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>> No.52274923

>not even 1%

>> No.52274926

is 700% a decent return on options?

>> No.52274933
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>> No.52274934

Absolutely yes, m8. Whoa that's a perfect pussy
t. recovering coomer

>> No.52274935

Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?

>> No.52274945

tax advantaged so while you lose it eoy, you also get a tax benefit of it all. So If I spend 3k on health expenses in a year then really it's like i only spent ~2100 at my tax bracket

>> No.52274946

lmao i guess so lol

>> No.52274952
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the meltup is coming

>> No.52274955
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So Trump finally going to get his presidency restored? 2 weeks..strike that..years later!

>> No.52274961

Bobo's please tell me it'll be ok.

>> No.52274968

Hey TA retard did you draw your new meme lines yet or are you even the slightest bit curious how I knew we'd break through imminently

>> No.52274971
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i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place i hate this place

>> No.52274974

so if you put $500 in it a year and don't use it, you lose it? that's some kikery

>> No.52274978

yeah it seems like everyone should be able to contribute to shit like this but our IRS overlords won't let us

>> No.52274980

Most options exp worthless, and if your feeling that greed and euphoria, that's usually a good time to sell

>> No.52274981

Bobos will lose not just their money, but friends and family will leave them too

>> No.52274984
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Who is /smg/ voting for?

>> No.52274985

>are you even the slightest bit curious
you are making these candlestick charts arent you?

>> No.52274986

DWAC over $28

>> No.52274990


Why? Well, because... well we just are okay!

>> No.52274995

What news are we pumping on?

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>> No.52275001

DWAC approaching $29

>> No.52275004

Republicans winning is priced in so pump

>> No.52275007

Biden had a stroke.

>> No.52275010
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post your position ya mentally ill faggot.

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>> No.52275014

None. It’s a fake pump to hook retards. Not falling for it

>> No.52275016

why is it pumping now????

>> No.52275022

Dollar index collapse
VIX collapse

This was the bottom BUY BUY BUY

>> No.52275024
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Will I ever financially recover from these LEAPs?

>> No.52275028

We broke through fake meme line resistance drawn on by TA retards just take their money and say thank you

>> No.52275032

sell 2

>> No.52275034

Just Google the sarlacc pit scene from Return of the Jedi, close enough

>> No.52275051

No it’s not. What is your call position?

>> No.52275055

>USD is red for one day
>this is a collapse
Rising rates just means more money going into the US Dollar.

VIX won't go down for long- there is still a ton of uncertainty that isn't priced into the market.

>> No.52275062
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cost basis is .2

>> No.52275073

5 36c @ .2 each

>> No.52275077

It's pumping on rumors that Trump announces in a few days and that all his official campaign comms and messaging will be through Truth social exclusively. Just wait for it to top and buy puts, you're welcome.

>> No.52275079
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Market rallies on market rally.

>> No.52275080
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>Rising rates just means more money going into the US Dollar

>> No.52275085
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proof of cost basis

>> No.52275088

excitement about elections

>> No.52275089

Looking at percentages is kind of pointless when you're talking about a $500 profit. In the end, $500 is $500.
Percentages are more useful in the context of an overall portfolio, and its growth over time.

>> No.52275091

red wave being priced in bros

>> No.52275101

I just went on a walk and what in the fuck did you guys do?

>> No.52275107

So you would rather pay money to deposit money in Yen than to get over 4% buying T-bills?

>> No.52275109

why did it wait till now to pump, i dont understand

>> No.52275115

yes I do have more lines as a matter of fact. and if it breaks 380 I am legitimately going lose a lot of money

>> No.52275128

Republicans taking control of Congress just got priced in

>> No.52275130

Basically this. They have already reorganized for republicans to take over

>> No.52275129

Congrats on the degeneracy. Good enough to screenshot…

>> No.52275132
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Knock knock my nigga.

>> No.52275137

a jobs report wasn't has bad as thought from what I can see.

>> No.52275147

Equity markets are still dominated by retail plebs (this includes most institutional investors, btw). Its all dumb money.

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Market Makers were at the Barmitzpha

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>> No.52275163

Look into your heart. We’re bottoming. This was the bottom.

Where is the fear?

Hundreds of billions on the sidelines due to >muh inflation. Meanwhile, earnings are quite good, with lots of downside already priced in.

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>> No.52275172
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Crash it

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How may we help you, lad?

>> No.52275175

That was a great movie, despite the pedophilia.

>> No.52275179

How about we just stop pretending anyone has a fuck what they're doing.

>> No.52275184

No idea. But wew even with like 90% of my money in cash for months, all these movements still look sketchy. At first part of it could be blamed on me losing money but even when I was nearly all in cash it screamed scam. Kek the little I have in is betting both up and down, Im still losing as well. Down "heavy"on SOXL, not much as very little money is in the market now. The long term put on the other hand is also down. Losing either way.

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>> No.52275195
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I'm doing alright, thanks

>> No.52275202
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i just keep pissing away money hedging against my long bags. i dont know what the fuck to do. I dont want to be here anymore. I hate you all. the melt up ends as soon as i close my shorts. i know it. it doesnt even fucking matter. what a shitty place planet earth is

>> No.52275203
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>walk away for 5 minutes
>come back to my AAPL puts being down 40%

>> No.52275205

I dunno, nate silver is still showing democrat majorities in the house and senate.

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>> No.52275227
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Take one for the (bobo) team and close your shorts so it can dump. Thanks for your sacrifice bobro

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Look, I know you wanna lean on his predictions because he has one of your kike precious metal last names, but that fuck can't even predict baseball anymore.

>> No.52275237

sold 2/5 will see what power hour does. might sell 2 more and let one ride

>> No.52275245

Damn it feels good to be a Mumu. Been bullish since January and a couple months before that, been bullish every month the line went down, sure I'm down 7K, but I'm DCA and averaging down, im still bullish and now look. I wish right all along 8)

>> No.52275246

>"things can't get worse, because they can't, okay?!"

Earnings are good on companies that are good. There is still a lot of junk stocks that need to be purged out of the market.

Rising interest rates means a lot of business models that relied on ZIRP going on forever will get fucked. Think real estate and adjacent industries.

And energy shortages are going to be with us for a long while. And its only going to get worse. Energy companies should do great tho

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>and let one ride
what a boss- do it.

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>> No.52275264

I only trust the projections of that autistic guy who pronounces Missouri as Missoura.

>> No.52275273

the dude that wears the bow ties on hannity's show?

>> No.52275272

maybe i should try closing my longs for a change. donate it to the brown terrorists and just go jump off a cliff somewhere. i hate everything

>> No.52275279

i'll post my closed position tomorrow when fidelity starts acting right. it's not showing my cost basis for some reason pos

>> No.52275281

there are no mumus left, everyone turned into a bear and now we pump

>> No.52275283

So wait actually why are we pumping

>> No.52275284
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as if today wasn't good enough, my boss leaked to me today that my promotion got included in the budget they just proposed, and my boss also leaked that its likely the raises in all of our department are getting approved too. Im so happy

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this is what is called the coping bear phase

>> No.52275292
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henlo esemgee
how r u doign 2day?
how r ur protfolio doign 2day?

>> No.52275294

If you are buying puts, buy them with 2 years to expiry.

If you are shorting stocks, short overvalued garbage (or you can just go long SARK, since its the same thing in ETF form).

Your long positions should be undervalued stocks with low debt.

>> No.52275298

No I don't think so. It's a younger guy who has a youtube channel. I don't rember his name.

>> No.52275304

>Polls of any kind
Literally every single poll shifted wildly one way or the other until right now when they are all suspiciously "close".

>> No.52275305

Shut the fuck up bitch I could crack your head open like a peanut if I wanted to.

>> No.52275306

Pricing in elections. We will dump so the demonrats can say
>we told you republicucks are bad for economy

>> No.52275310

i'm afraid that the one time i buy sark, arkk will pop and cathy will actually do something right again

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my boss told me they're going back to the office after xmas

not me. i just won't. simple as.

>> No.52275322

based, start applying elsewhere

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Splendid day today, anon. Shit weather and heavy snowfall warning but it's not snowing and the heavy snow was supposed to stop in a few hours. If the weatherman is wrong is will be best kind of day (short of a day with good weather and not less shit than predicted).

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>> No.52275333

First we pumped on fake news before the meeting, now we're pumping because we already pumped. It's a bullrun

>> No.52275334

I regret pbr
based sub 1 p/e oiler

>> No.52275342

I am selling puts on SARK about 6 months out with a strike of 35, 40, and 45. Meaning it can still go down a little, and I will still make money. And if ARKK rockets again (unlikely), I can get assigned the shares and hold them as a hedge.

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Hello all! Here is your mid-day, or early afternoon news:
>Walgreens to buy Summit Health, parent company of CityMD urgent-care centers, in order to dive deeper into Medical Care
>Midterms tomorrow
>Tyson Foods CFO arrested after falling asleep in wrong home
>Meta to begin large-scale Layoffs
>Several of America’s largest accounting firms (among them: BDO, Grant Thornton, and Marcum) are exploring deals to take private equity cash
>Mergers and Acquisitions in US Booming. It is on decline in the rest of the world.
>On Wednesday, US Climate envoy, John Kerry, will propose a new carbon-credit program that aims to ramp up funding from businesses and governments to help developing countries cut back on fossil fuels.

World News:
>China proceeding with caution towards reopening after tough pandemic measures
>Global Law Firms scale back hiring as costs increase and decline in Mergers and Acquisitions activity

Hope everyone's Monday is going well!

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I posted in the last thread that it was like a squirrel in the middle of the road and now I see this. All of mine are S&Ps too.

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>> No.52275361

PBR can drop 40% and you can still break even after a year.

Why would you regret buying it?

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Congrats anon. My pay is getting bumped up 5% in January. It's nice having a good job that pays well.

>> No.52275367

good, sold my puts at a loss and now those losses are negated by my calls.

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thank you sir

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when's the bottom 3200?

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The news roundup is appreciated. Thank you.

>> No.52275372

PBR should be a pretty comfy buy in a month or two when it dips below $10.

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>> No.52275374

Just threw $1500 into JEPI

Rate my purchase

>> No.52275379

Thanks Anon

>Tyson Foods CFO arrested after falling asleep in wrong home

Sounds like there is more to this.

>> No.52275386

>mid-day news anon
Bless your work, anon. Thank you!

>> No.52275390

thanks anon

>> No.52275393

lower high, head and shoulders, and negative divergence on yields. DXY and VIX already dead. Markets about to blow to 410

>> No.52275398

damn i should have sold all five of those DWAC calls

>> No.52275399

Thanks for playing

>> No.52275401

Apparently he was blitzed and wandered into some unlocked house, but yeah a bit strange. Who leaves their front door unlocked in this day and age?

>> No.52275404

look braapl will go red now and then we can price in uncertainty and political risk

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>> No.52275408

Maybe John Kerry can help fund it with all that Ukraine O&G money which he and his son got.

>> No.52275417
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Is this esg dogshit the "new norm"?

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And just like that, SPY will never touch $380 ever again

>> No.52275429

Yes. Until republicans tell the sec to knock it off

>> No.52275433

>selling puts 6 months out
Why so far out where theta doesn't make you money yet?

>> No.52275437

>Tyson Foods CFO arrested after falling asleep in wrong home
So they cheated, crash at the cheaters home, was caught, and made a deal with them to get arrested for trespassing

>> No.52275439

One of my friends from high school she gets paid mid 6 figures to draft up the documents that several companies have to submit for their ESG
It's entrenched, similar to HR, now

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>> No.52275460

Yes, its complete kikery from Larry Fink, Klaus Swab, etc. This new world order Chinese social credit woke score is likely here to stay

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>someone calls my phone
>doesn't leave a message
>immediately calls again
Leave a fucking message, asshole.

>> No.52275464

It's good to be back! Your thanks is much appreciated. Work has been very hectic and busy lately. Good news is it looks like I'll get a 12% raise starting in January for all my effort

>> No.52275471

Another text book rejection on the 11k, let the money printer initiate

>> No.52275474

>they don't bother just texting you the information
this shit makes me seethe

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>six fo five was the time on the clock
>when me and my homies rolled in the parking lot
>the scene looked strange and it felt like a setup
>better not be
>cause if it is they getting lit up

>> No.52275477

It happened to a friend of mine, he went into the wrong house when he was drunk and high. But the case was dismissed because the roastie whose house he walked into lied and said he went around smashing shit, but instead he just went home.

>> No.52275482

Congrats! You deserve it.

>> No.52275490

Assuming they're not a robot I don't understand why people using phones don't leave a message by default now, if they don't leave messages I assume they're scammers and won't call them back.

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>> No.52275493

Meta sisters, we're recooovering.

>> No.52275501

With that being said. How do we profit off of it? Like any novel system I'm sure there is a way to exploit it.

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Happy monday anon

>> No.52275504

Until the market violently collapses and those jobs are proven worthless, of course.

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Solid 8/10. But you can make a higher percentage profit by selling your own covered calls on SPY. You can get more aggressive with the weekly's, which net you an even higher premium than just selling once a month.

>> No.52275506

I believe the official term is "metamates"

>> No.52275507

They are going to hate us down to $70, META is a bleeding pig right now

>> No.52275513

>’Why are we mooning?’
>Explain why
>’Hurr ur wrong’

Okay then.

>> No.52275518

Oh boy here comes the fake power hour. Fuck off, not falling for it.

>> No.52275526

DWAC making one last push, can it hit $30 today?

>> No.52275533

I'm IP hopping so my ID keeps changing (I'm the same anon) but for the record I'm rooting for you. I did very well today since my prediction panned out perfectly and I even doubled down when it moved against me earlier in the day. Conviction pays. 0dte verticals btw. Good luck into close.

P.S. TA is literally a psyop to fleece retail.

>> No.52275537

you can make more money just buying SPY calls and watching the line go up. SPY is only going to go up from here, so just buy some calls and get a few hundred percents.

>> No.52275538

explaining anything to anyone here is a waste of time anon; everyone's just trading from their phones

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>> No.52275564

I still don't get why its pumping now and not tomorrow or earlier today. Can someone explain.

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>> No.52275580

fuck me. gg. my entire thesis was vix hit and bounced off fibs lines the same way it did in june8th is time period right after a small run up and 392 was rejected hard on the oct. run up. IF I am still right then tomorrow should be red if not then I might be really off side I put 380p and uvxy calls for dec. can you share what is it that you saw that made you buy calls for today specifically or just intuition?

>> No.52275588

Rising rates means bonds are selling off, bonds are essentially cash because of their risk and liquidity and broader money base.

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>> No.52275597

Suck my balls you faggot I could wring your scrawny little neck and end your pathetic life in seconds.

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Ah yes. Here it is. The Jim Cramer of /smg/, telling us to buy SPY calls.

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>Suck my balls you faggot I could wring your scrawny little neck and end your pathetic life in seconds.

>> No.52275612

>Can someone explain.

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>Green all week,God bless you all

>> No.52275626

Is LYFT gonna poomp or doomp?

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at least TLT computer is going down

>> No.52275632

What does the P stand for?

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If today is pricing in then what happens tomorrow? Still a full day before midterm results come in. Crab????

>> No.52275640

Bro look at the candles this morning. PPT will NOT allow a sell off the day before midterms. We rode the break out today but we're writing call credit spreads at the close.

>> No.52275645

I'm thinking tsla calls is the play here

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>shorting both

>> No.52275670

I like our /smg/ intern

>> No.52275672

i would assume so. wed might be bearish on thursday data

>> No.52275676

Parmesan Cheese

>> No.52275677

my back is seizing up after I pulled something sneezing but the pain is offset by the joy of seeing bobos heemed

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>> No.52275686

Try hanging from a bar, it works

>> No.52275693

fosheezy parcheesi my neezi

>> No.52275704

>I pulled something sneezing
How out of shape are you assholes? Also, drink more water.

>> No.52275707

Aren’t they talking about suspending the dividend?

>> No.52275709

DXY has been screaming down which creates buy pressure on major indexes. That coupled with other factors (market is looking for any reason at all to pump, creates bullish sentiment, plus a bullish election not fully priced in) and I simply bet on theta decay making otm puts worthless. I wasn't even betting on a big upside just theta decay on otm puts. That's basically it. Ofc I checked all the headlines for counter narratives before initiating the trade, oil and tnx were both fine and that's that. It helps when meme lines from TA traders put lag in the price action as that gives me even more time to act.

If you're trading on TA and not on price action of th DXY, TNX, and CL=F I don't see how you make any money at all but that's just me.

>> No.52275710

Use a warm compress or heat therapy on your muscles

>> No.52275718

Did you try fusing your entire spine? That should stop this from ever happening again

>> No.52275732

They are talking about suspending the dividend to make the company re-invest. I don't think the company can re-invest though.

>> No.52275733

So you're really a mumu whose hedging against his bullish bets by getting puts like a bobo? And in the end both your bullish bets are down heabily and all your hedges come at the worst times and thus are also down?

I do understand the hate. Took my winnings and ran months ago. Would probably be down so much if I listened to those perma mumus and SOXL losers. Haven't been here often for months.

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>> No.52275739

it will go to 3200 when this fatty loses weight

>> No.52275744

bobos please post loss porn

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How bruised is you're asshole,bobo?

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>> No.52275758

I drink a lot of water. Think it was just some freak thing because I was tight after a workout
good idea

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I'm getting bearish from all this bullishness

>> No.52275769

down 420 bucks

>> No.52275772

>when this fatty loses weight
>can't recognize a pregnant woman
lmao you need to be 18 to post

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GME is still red so i'm coping for now

>> No.52275776

kangaroo market
I really hate jews

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>> No.52275792

Don't you have your own containment thread?

>> No.52275793

I was confused what you meant so I had to check but GME is actually still red on this neon green day kek baggies

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it's NNN anon stop this.

>> No.52275802

Nice poomp but I'm gonna need SOXL to get back to 40 okay thanks.

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>> No.52275814

no shit right. GME fags need to GTFO of SMG

>> No.52275818

anon he means he's shorting GME, he's a bobo

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>> No.52275831

not even China can stop oil.

>> No.52275834

damn robingoyim doesn't allow 0dte either?

>> No.52275843

wow you lost $200. You must be so sad.

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You're telling me I could have been making retard bucks on Covered Calls this whole time and nobody told me?
Shoutout to the draftkings anon. I can't believe someone from Reddit just paid me $64 for no fucken reason.

>> No.52275852

Is LYFT gonna pump or dump? This is very important.

>> No.52275854

long BLK if you believe a social credit score for corporations will work. long YALL if you don't hate yourself

>> No.52275855

I have a pretty good feeling we'll be most of the way there by Friday

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amazon is about to go up

>> No.52275869

Too late to ride the DWAC wave till after elections?

>> No.52275871

They do up to 1 hr before close

>> No.52275873

I bought a few stocks on NVDA, about 8.4. suppose i were to buy another 1.6 at its current value. would i get dividends over 10 stocks or would it round up to the lowest number?

>> No.52275874

Not even loss porn, you're just a poor retard.

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When will it be /OurTime/, BoBros?

No matter what JPow does, no matter how bad the macro conditions get, these retards won’t stop buying…

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>> No.52275895

so you have to place your bets before power/sour hour

>> No.52275896

Stay calm, this week will end red.

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You had 10 months.

>> No.52275908

gush geishas?

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If not thursday,then you're done

>> No.52275918

yeah as long as the memes aren't pumping there's some rationality in the market and something i can understand

>> No.52275932

dwac is up 50%

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we're back bois

>> No.52275946

blackberry is getting dangerously closed to the calls i sold 1 month ago. it went down like 25% and is now almost back up 30%

>> No.52275948

Yea they close anything out for you 1 hour before close unless you have enough enough buying power to cover 100 shares of SPY per contract

>> No.52275951

i mean at least theres a politics happening soon but yes indeed its all still fucked

>> No.52275955


>> No.52275978

>10 months of PPT scam pumps making the most overvalued market in history only go mildly crabbish red compared to how far it should be going down
Expect The Greatest Depression if the bubble pops
Expect a hundred times worse hell on earth if the bubble is successfully propped up again and food and housing prices don't go back down to where they should be

>> No.52275980

>Lived in NYC in 2014
>Could get 4 dumplings for 1.25
>they are now 2.75

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I agree.

>> No.52275989

Sorry about your puts, bud.

>> No.52276002

Housing prices can't really go down in any significant degree. Read Progress and Poverty, Henry George tried to warn you 140 years ago.

>> No.52276004

the vast majority of small caps are still down almost 90%~ YTD too

>> No.52276029

>PBR Pabst Blue Ribbon
Ain't drinking that shit if it drops 80%

>> No.52276052

Thx anon, the JEPI was just a set and forget. Haven't checked my brokerage in months and last time I looked I was up 35% in like August to down 10% overall. Had a bunch of dividends hanging out in there so added a bit of cash and went for a small play based around long term stability. Entire account is worth like 6.5k, topped at 11k last year and I think I've put in about 7k. Just a random etrade account I fuck around with when i have leftover cash i don't want sitting around. I have a roth, some form of auto enroll 401k and crypto sitting all around too, been pretty cash heavy this year >25k since I own a home and dont want to foreclose if I lose a job in the next 6 months

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I paid $.60/pc for capacitors on amazon because I forgot to include the correct voltage tolerance part in my big order at another online store and I didn't want to wait a week and pay shipping to get them for the more appropriate $.02/pc.
Amazon has both peak "I want this cheap and fast" and "I want this fast and I'll overpay for the convenience" factors going for it.

>> No.52276155

damn. I feel taken im down 25%. im going to hold for now though. ill take a look at macro factors next time and yeah I guess certain monied people would not want a red day right before the election maybe events do play a factor in price then

>> No.52276211

If you check nothing else at least check DXY, even if that's literally the only thing you do. Put a big ass DXY chart on one of your home screen panels of your phone.

>> No.52277725

I'm thinking of investing in Chick Fil A.