/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52273048]

Slow and steady wins the race.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/


>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

[Anonymous No.52273058]

>NRGU underperforming compared to GUSH
It's over montrealniggers, David Soxl and Direxion products have the high ground.

[Anonymous No.52273065]

This boredom sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.52273064]

what are these midday shenanigans?

[Anonymous No.52273067]

this week i hope that
the markets are green
or else i might need
an amphetamine

[Anonymous No.52273074]

Thanks for baking anon!

[Anonymous No.52273076]

How’s your portfolio? Most aggressive I hope!
>I’m beating the market

[Anonymous No.52273077]

Forgot previous
>>52271617

[Anonymous No.52273079]

[Anonymous No.52273080]

>>52273065
>>52273067
>>52273064
>>52273058
>>52273048

[Anonymous No.52273085]

>>52273080
NGL I would.

[Anonymous No.52273088]

wow it's so cool watching the s&p just be an inverse 10 year yield etf. Very cool!! This is what smooth and normal market functioning looks like to me

[Anonymous No.52273092]

>>52273074
You're welcome, my little green fren.

[Anonymous No.52273094]

>>52273065
Buy a bunch of spy options. I am fucking ANXIOUS

[Anonymous No.52273095]

>>52273058
Bailing on OIL (ticker: NRGUSH) for a few days. This signal never ends well.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52273096]

>>52273088
it always has been retard

[Anonymous No.52273098]

SILJ anon post the graph or I will sneak into your room at night and give you veneral disease

[Anonymous No.52273099]

>>52273064
It's like a squirrel in the middle of the road.

[Anonymous No.52273106]

It's called the stock market, but you can't put much stock in it

[Anonymous No.52273112]

>BBBY
>AMC
>GME
somewhere, somehow, someone is a bag holder for all 3 of these

[Anonymous No.52273113]

DWAC hitting $50 this week

[Anonymous No.52273120]

*psst* want the secret to massive riches in this market? Think of your favorite bear:
>Bobo &
>Oilbaron
>Barbell
>Options
>Strategy

With BOBOS, you literally cannot lose. Listen all day on /smg/ for more clues on how (You) can be a winner in this crazy market

[Anonymous No.52273125]

>>52273096

>it always has been retard

except for the last 70 years where bonds and equities were inversely correlated with each other, retard boy?

[Anonymous No.52273130]

>>52273094
I'm only a degenerate with alcohol and women, not options gambling.

[Anonymous No.52273131]

>>52273106
It's called the bond market because you're bonded for life to it.

[Anonymous No.52273138]

>>52273095
The last few years have seen a major pants-shitting selloff in november as oil companies transition from summer gasoline to the winter gasoline blend. You think this is gonna happen again?

[Anonymous No.52273137]

>dxy parabola broke
>gold triple bottomed
AAAAAAAAA I'm gonna pivooot

[Anonymous No.52273139]

>>52273112
dont forget SOXL

[Anonymous No.52273143]

>>52273106
>Derivatives drive the market and aren't derivative.

[Anonymous No.52273152]

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP BRO

[Anonymous No.52273154]

>>52273088
Stolen elections have consequences.

[Anonymous No.52273160]

>>52273138
Long term weighing, short term voting. Even stuff with strong fundamentals can get overbought and pull back sharp & quick, that's all I'm flagging.

[Anonymous No.52273161]

yummy red spy

[Anonymous No.52273165]

>>52273152
>Fuck Carvana guy going in raw, no condom

[Anonymous No.52273168]

>>52273154
>>52273088
And we get to do it all over again tomorrow. It's like I'm watching remakes but everything is worse.

[$30k SILJ Calls Guy No.52273172]

In 1 month, COMEX will be at 20 million ounces and everyone will pull their supply from eligible simultaneously so they don't sell before the obvious default and miss out on the huge gains.

When this happens, silver will pump to at least $30 per ounce and Baggie will have to eat his own penis and post proof to /smg/

[Anonymous No.52273177]

>>52273120
personally, this bobo got that DRIP

[Anonymous No.52273184]

how can i find the best performing stock of the year so far?

my scans bring up some shitter thats had a pump and dump today.

[Anonymous No.52273188]

>>52273184
dwac

[Anonymous No.52273203]

what's he thinking right now?

[Anonymous No.52273209]

[daily inflation nowcasting No.52273224]

daily inflation nowcasting

[Anonymous No.52273231]

>>52273224
So flat I'm reporting you to the FBI for posting this.

[Anonymous No.52273232]

>>52273172
Woah there buddy let’s cool it with the anti-semitism

[Anonymous No.52273245]

>>52273203
>I wish I were melting up right now
>My feet hurt

[Anonymous No.52273246]

>>52273224
thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.52273252]

>>52273188
has been moving tightly in a 3 dollar range for a month almost. could be a decent breakout if there is some news.

[Anonymous No.52273254]

reversal

[Anonymous No.52273259]

>>52273254
(fake)

[Anonymous No.52273260]

>>52272257
>What's your dumbest bag at the moment?
My whole portfolio is 100% tech. Guess I'll have to DCA for the next few years

[Anonymous No.52273264]

spy closing above $380 check em

[Anonymous No.52273273]

>Chitinous clicking intensifies

[Anonymous No.52273278]

Another crab day...

[Anonymous No.52273280]

midterm pump is still happening right

[Anonymous No.52273298]

>>52273280
This is it.

[Anonymous No.52273299]

Spy pls go above 377.
I have 24 long calls that I'm day trading and I am stressed

[Anonymous No.52273312]

>>52273260
>nipple on the right

[Anonymous No.52273313]

>>52273273
Can you eat these things? Can I set up a trap and sell steamed crabs on the side of the road? What are the financial implications of this?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52273320]

SPY calls locked in for Wednesday's neon green pumperooo! GET FUCKED ANTI-SEMITES!

[Anonymous No.52273324]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.52273328]

who do you talk to about refunds?

[Anonymous No.52273331]

>>52273313
Allegedly they are not good for eating. Ecology raping faggots such as yourself would likely have made them extinct at this point if so.

[Anonymous No.52273337]

How long must we tolerate this crabbing?

[Anonymous No.52273340]

Spy pls go below 376.
I have 24 long puts that I'm day trading and I am stressed

[Anonymous No.52273348]

kpop anon broke the vix. this thing has been trading along with the S&P for over a week. extremely bizarre and unusual. S&P is either going to crash to all time lows or go back up to 4000. something big is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.52273352]

>>52273224
Pull up. You’re coming in hot!

[Anonymous No.52273351]

>>52273337
Wednesday morning, you're going to see some serious shit.

[Anonymous No.52273359]

>buy the dip

[Anonymous No.52273364]

>>52273351
Wait what's Wednesday morning?

[Anonymous No.52273366]

>link holders are doing their mental gymnastics over sam bankman and CZ latest meme
>link had its pump a few days back

yep time to deploy some cash into divvy stocks again. We hit the local bottom and its just up from here while link owners net worth drops again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52273373]

>>52273331
>Ecology raping faggots
I'd rather let him rape the environment, then let faggots like (you) rape our children.

[Anonymous No.52273374]

I shouldn't give you retards alpha but here's the plan

[Anonymous No.52273378]

>>52273373
What the hell is wrong with you, Baggie? Your tribe are the most prolific rapists out there, figuratively and literally.

[Anonymous No.52273380]

>>52273364
The dems will *know* they have 2 months to burn down the country over the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.52273385]

Back from my 3 day vacation (again). The jannies on /biz/ are the most toxic shit I've ever seen.. this board is like 90% spam and they prune the shit out of my posts even though my META calls and RBLX puts I shilled last week both did +50%. I closed them but you could probably ride both. The play now is DKNG

[Anonymous No.52273386]

>>52273364
We learn which team of goodest goy wins.

[Anonymous No.52273393]

>>52273380
>>52273386
Oh that's right, I forgot because I already voted... I don't think the markets will be that affected either way

[Anonymous No.52273395]

>>52273378
Baggie's not actually Jewish, nor is Rocker

[Anonymous No.52273396]

>>52273385
>DKNG
interesting, more and more retards are gambling. I'm guessing you're bullish?

[Anonymous No.52273399]

The crabbening

[Anonymous No.52273400]

>>52273359
What the fuck are they doing

[Anonymous No.52273403]

>>52273099
Crazy how every single day at exactly 10am we get a huge pump haha

[Anonymous No.52273409]

fidelity not showing my cost basis on my DWAC calls

[Anonymous No.52273413]

>>52273400
Looks like a slot machine "tournament"

[Anonymous No.52273415]

>>52273400
Losing their grandkids college funds

[Anonymous No.52273420]

>>52273400
Playing penny slots, anon. You've never been to a shitty low end casino? They're all over the US.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52273421]

>>52273395
and you're an anti-semite

[Anonymous No.52273423]

>>52273393
I expect volatility, but if we get some retard deadlocked congress, (((market makers))) like that for some reason.

[Anonymous No.52273424]

>>52273393
everything's volatile enough right now that even neutral earnings cause price swings. any election outcome will probably cause something retarded to happen

[Anonymous No.52273425]

>>52273393
The dilemma is whether they push for election fuckery or not. That results in chaos and, potentially, a blue senate. A blue senate means we still have a deadlocked congress but no last minute debt ceiling/budget sabotage poison pills in the lame duck session.

[Anonymous No.52273433]

>>52273400
slot tournament.
>slap the button as quick as you can during the round
>the player with the most $ wins the tournament and gets awarded either free play or cash

[Anonymous No.52273434]

>>52273420
But why are they pressing the button so often, surely you have to press it and let the slots move to see wether you won or not?

[Anonymous No.52273441]

>>52273076
personal portfolio is up
401k every single fund i even have the option to buy is down, most well over 20%
what a joke boomers are

[Anonymous No.52273442]

>>52273434
video slots let you skip the spinning animations

[Anonymous No.52273443]

>>52273425
The debt ceiling stuff is the only thing that worries me. I got personally fucked by it last time, in more hol... I mean more ways than one

[Anonymous No.52273445]

Full moon tomorrow... don't be greedy bobo

[Anonymous No.52273446]

>>52273359
those are the jews pressing short every time we start going up

[Anonymous No.52273454]

>>52273434
it's a tournament where you pay like $50 and you get unlimited spins and win a prize whoever gets the most points. so spamming spins is the meta.

[Anonymous No.52273457]

>>52273442
Well I guess that at least gives them some form of exercise.

>>52273443
Do you want to share that with the group or is it still too traumatic and...raw?

[Anonymous No.52273461]

>>52273299
Its closing below 377.50 today

[Anonymous No.52273462]

>>52273443
They will always raise the ceiling eventually, but you have to plan for volatility if they decide to throw a shit fit before they finally so raise it.

[Anonymous No.52273464]

>>52273421
It’s amazing you can finally say “anti-semite” on Twitter. Bullish.

[Anonymous No.52273465]

>>52273396
They beat across the board on earnings and dumped to near all time lows. The volatility is fucking amazing the best way to play it is buy shares and sell covered calls. You can buy it for 11.73 right now and sell a 11/18 14 DTE call for $0.61 premium lol.. I'm riding it back to $15+ by the end of the year

[Anonymous No.52273469]

>>52273457
No I would prefer not to share. I'm sure I've been doxxed enough in these threads

[Anonymous No.52273480]

show me your crab memes.

[Anonymous No.52273481]

>>52273465
11/18 $12 C is $0.61

[Anonymous No.52273482]

>>52273400
>he doesn't know about the old gambling addicts thing

go to vegas sometime, and instead of going to the big casinos go to the cheap shit on the outskirts
or just some cheap casino on a major interstate anywhere across the country

they're LITTERED with gambling-addicted boomers playing slots all day

[Anonymous No.52273485]

>>52273480

[Anonymous No.52273492]

>>52273482
But where do they get their money from to sit there pressing the button all day

[Anonymous No.52273497]

>>52273492
social security and their pensions

[Anonymous No.52273499]

>>52273480
This image is from The Onion actually

[Anonymous No.52273503]

>>52273480
Sorry m8 best I got is literal crab content.

[Anonymous No.52273510]

dwac running

[Anonymous No.52273515]

>>52273113
>DWAC
Why's it pumping today? Looked quickly but didn't see any news, stocktwits is fucking cancer, nothing but orange man good, orange man bad. I'm out of DWAC but would consider getting back in, last I knew the deadline had passed for DWAC to acquire Truth, pretty difficult to find any non biased news on this ticker though

[Anonymous No.52273517]

>>52273510
dw-ACK!

[Anonymous No.52273534]

>>52273515
rumours of trump announcing pres run

[Anonymous No.52273546]

>>52273515
Because Twitter now costs $8/month

[Anonymous No.52273556]

>>52273534
Those rumors have been circulating since 2021

[Anonymous No.52273563]

Is it time to sell GUSH?

[Anonymous No.52273567]

Mumu its over

[Anonymous No.52273576]

Curious to see if all the people calling a H&S on TSLA get heemed

[Anonymous No.52273579]

>>52273515
I'm not sure. I bought $36 calls for friday and am hoping it has another retard run to $100

[Anonymous No.52273580]

>bulls heemed
>bears heemed
>crabs heemed
>thread dead
>leddit dead

[Anonymous No.52273586]

>>52273580

[Anonymous No.52273595]

>>52273576
We ain't done. Close around 192 today

[Anonymous No.52273596]

>>52273403
You get it too? These are just one of my foliolios containing 3 stocks, 2 up 1 down.

[Anonymous No.52273599]

>>52273331
If they get eaten to extinction they're not fit for survival, rules of nature.

[Anonymous No.52273604]

My SOXL calls are up 20% today
Still down 45%, but we coming back

[Anonymous No.52273605]

Can I make big bucks buying puts on Carvana? It could easily go bankrupt soon

[Anonymous No.52273612]

>>52273605
I tried that earlier this year, got heemed
Doing anything with that stock is basically just throwing dice

[Anonymous No.52273620]

>>52273599
That's what I'm saying. If chinamen like that anon could eat them, they would, and thus they'd be extinct.

[Anonymous No.52273628]

>>52273556
yeah thats what i saw on ibd about it. could be after good midterm results to announce it.

[Anonymous No.52273633]

>>52273605
I agree with you that Carvana should be pretty bankrupt at some point. The hard part about puts is the timing. Find a way to get inverse exposure that doesn't have a time limit

[Anonymous No.52273634]

Sirs... why are they redeeming us...

[Anonymous No.52273638]

>>52273580
im so mentally heemed im not even paper trading.

[Anonymous No.52273640]

>SPY today

[Anonymous No.52273641]

>>52273425
>The dilemma is whether they push for election fuckery or not.
They thought they were literally saving the country last time around. No one is going to be bothered to cheat to elect a bunch of nobodies to the Senate and the House

[Anonymous No.52273650]

>>52273641
Alternatively they have the infrastructure and already cleaning got away with it once. Where's the harm in just holding on to a few Senate seats? You know, just to keep the fascist McConnell from taking over.

[Anonymous No.52273652]

>>52273634
Needful not needed

[Anonymous No.52273653]

>>52273641
these people will do anything to cling to power because the other option is being executed after a military tribunal

[Anonymous No.52273657]

>>52273605
>>52273633
>>52273612

It's down fucking 60% this month and 98% this year... it's way too late to short it now in my opinion. Why do you faggots wait for neon red to buy puts or neon green to buy calls.. ngmi honestly you probably shouldn't be trading at all if you think like this much less buying options

[Anonymous No.52273658]

>>52273425
>deadlocked
Kamala steps in to make it 51 multiple times already

[Anonymous No.52273659]

When do amerisharts midterms end?

Im hearing rumors that markets will likely dump after mid terms - peopel are just frontrunning the FOMO retard dip buyers

is it Tommorow? Nov 8th?

[Anonymous No.52273667]

>>52273634
Odds are those 90% were all confirmed nepotism hires, recommended by H1-B's.

[Anonymous No.52273668]

>>52272899
why do the tranny nigger mods delete anime girl posts but not this shit

[Anonymous No.52273669]

>>52273653
Uh is Hugo Boss public?

[Anonymous No.52273671]

Can't wait for Elon to take Twitter public again

[Anonymous No.52273672]

SWEET THETA HARVESTING DAY, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

[Anonymous No.52273673]

>>52273454
Do they still get the prizes from all the spins? What happens if some asian kid shows up and goes super button mash mode?

[Anonymous No.52273678]

Why does Boeing keep going up like this?

[Anonymous No.52273679]

>>52273658
True, but a bill is a bill. And let's be real, no one's ever getting a filibuster-proof majority as long as the threshold is 60 votes and the US has 50 states.

[Anonymous No.52273680]

>>52273659
Nov 8th is midterms but usually it takes an extra day or two to tally out any close ones.

[Anonymous No.52273683]

>>52273671
kek

[Anonymous No.52273690]

>>52273671
I didn't even realise it got delisted, does that mean all the shares were automatically redeemed for cash?

[Anonymous No.52273693]

>>52273659
You're hearing people guess. Stupid people, even. Markets are going neon green after midterms. Also, I don't know when they are. I'm not voting because I'm not a fag.

[Anonymous No.52273696]

>>52273671
KEK

[Anonymous No.52273698]

>>52273673
smashing the button just maximizes their spins, they still have to have a winning spin to collect points. So super button mash mode could help but still need to get lucky with the RNG in the machines.

[Anonymous No.52273709]

>>52273671
Savage.

[Anonymous No.52273717]

Hey smg
When I sell a covered call on my 100 shares, I should get the premium upfront, right?
Why isn't it showing up under my total balance on Robinhood?

>I use Fidelity for actual investing, but getting approved for options activity on Fidelity is impossible these days

[Anonymous No.52273718]

>>52273690
it's kinda scary seeing so many ITT over the past few weeks not even understanding what it means to purchase a company.

[Anonymous No.52273720]

If democrats keep control the market drops right?

[Anonymous No.52273721]

>>52273678
Because people are buying the ticker.. also you meme lines literally don't mean shit with regards to the future they only show the past and are utterly useless. You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.52273726]

>>52273679
Dems and henry reid did and nuked the majority common practices in order to fuck up healthcare. Now its repealed but the healthcare corps will never go back to personal insurance again and everything is more expensive for less coverage. There is no need for 60 seats anymore they just do whatever they want desu

[Anonymous No.52273728]

>>52273421
oh yeah? well you're an anti-dentite!
bow ba bow bow bow doodly doo

[Anonymous No.52273732]

>>52273717
>I use Fidelity for actual investing, but getting approved for options activity on Fidelity is impossible these days

you have to straight up lie on (((fidelity))) app

[Anonymous No.52273744]

>>52273720
yeah. gridlock would bring stability that the market would like.

[Anonymous No.52273746]

>>52273563
Do you hate money?

[Anonymous No.52273754]

Alright /biz/ place your bets are we getting a sour hour or a power hour today

[Anonymous No.52273758]

DWAC MOONING BROS

[Anonymous No.52273765]

Be an executive at a publicly listed company and a menace to society

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/tyson-cfo-arrested-after-getting-drunk-breaking-home-and-falling-asleep-random-womans-bed

>Tyson Foods CFO John R. Tyson, son of board chairman John H. Tyson, was arrested early Sunday morning after he got drunk, broke into a random woman's home, and fell asleep in her bed, Fox16 reports.
>CEO Mike Tyson declined to comment.

[Anonymous No.52273767]

>>52273720
The market drops either way. There is no good outcome.

[Anonymous No.52273769]

>>52273717
I get my premium on robinhood in less than 30 seconds nigguh. Are you sure you aren't retarded?

[Anonymous No.52273770]

should i just quit playing with options and invest in the JOET ETF? Seems like a swell fella

[Anonymous No.52273771]

>>52273758
hory shit chuds were right

[Anonymous No.52273775]

>>52273657
I tried over the summer, and then it pumped for no reason, and now it's going back down, and it will probably pump again for no reason soon

[Anonymous No.52273781]

Anyone do any research on STXS? I keep seeing it on Twitter

[Anonymous No.52273782]

DWAC making new HODs

[Anonymous No.52273786]

>CLOV
I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.52273789]

>>52273443
If you want to know whether the debt ceiling is going to be an issue just listen to Bannon's war room podcast. If you know what to expect it's usually a very easy trade.

[Anonymous No.52273792]

>>52273726
That's only for confirmations and budget reconciliation (which is more limited than you'd think). Plus as we've seen with Manchin, a knife's edge majority leaves no room for controversial moves or even a single upset senator.

[Anonymous No.52273800]

>>52273769
Yeah, it says I got it on my history but I'm not seeing it on my fun little graph so I can't be sure what the fuck is going on.
I'll call them to clarify.

Its covered calls on draftkings like that anon suggested, 11/18. Just practice.

[Anonymous No.52273803]

>>52273765
Everyone's got a plan until a rich failson falls asleep in their bed.

[Anonymous No.52273804]

>>52273720
It doesn’t matter who wins, we crab until black friday upon which the situation will be:
multiple people are crushed to death in shopping crowd -> we pump
no one is crushed to death in shopping crowd -> we dump
That’s literally all that matters this month.

[Anonymous No.52273816]

its just money guys

[Anonymous No.52273817]

I am financially bored

[Anonymous No.52273821]

>>52273754
crab hour
close at -0.01%

[Anonymous No.52273822]

>>52273800
It’s not on your graph because it’s not booked profit, you may have to sell your shares if you get called

[Anonymous No.52273826]

>>52273804
Yo what the fuck you mean BLACK Friday?

[Anonymous No.52273831]

>>52273359
Gambling is an evil industry fr

[Anonymous No.52273834]

>>52273781
I hold some STXS. Haven't done any research but I saw some posts on twitter that seemed bullish.

[Anonymous No.52273841]

I place my personal trades based on how much I poop each morning and what the color is. It has an 80% winrate

[Anonymous No.52273844]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.52273846]

>>52273821
Le radical centrist

[Anonymous No.52273850]

do any of you anons gamble? how is caesars rewards? we have a caesars property opening near us soon (texas fag here)

[Anonymous No.52273858]

So it’s settled then we are all voting for Biden right?

[Anonymous No.52273860]

>>52273831
With options I don't understand why anyone needs casinos. Literally better odds playing 0dte than anything in Vegas.

[Anonymous No.52273861]

Sitting 90% cash for months now. I miss making money

[Anonymous No.52273863]

>>52273834
Glad to hear I'm not the only one, may toss a few hundred at it

[Anonymous No.52273885]

>>52273822
Covered call premiums are booked profit. Selling the shares would also be at a profit if it's assigned and is irrelevant. It probably just didn't wiggle his line because it was $60

[Anonymous No.52273888]

>>52273858
Only one man has the talent and instincts to plug the holes in our national defense. In 2024 I'm voting for Pete Buttygay.

[Anonymous No.52273890]

>>52273860
The time value of making 1200% on one roulette roll vs 1200% after multiple 0dte options plays is real

[Anonymous No.52273908]

>>52273888
checked and we need a president who sucks cock and eats cum

[Anonymous No.52273913]

>>52273048
My Laredo Patroleum bags a pooooompinnngg

[Anonymous No.52273919]

>>52273863
Yeah, sometimes I just buy random 1% positions in shit like that based on other people's twitter thread writeups that I quickly skim.
Can't say it's 100% reliable, but it's worked out pretty well overall. Low effort way to leech off other autists efforts.

[Anonymous No.52273920]

>>52273890
But you can get the same odds playing a tight iron condor. Probably much better on a cpi print or fed day. Just keep the body one tick wide, if it closes in your tick congrats you win the lottery.

[Anonymous No.52273921]

>>52273718
I thought he bought a controlling stake, didn't know he took it private.

[Anonymous No.52273922]

>>52273885
That's what I thought.
I like seeing the line go up though.

[Anonymous No.52273924]

OK, what are you guys buying or shorting in the event of WW3?

[Anonymous No.52273927]

>>52273721
meds

[Anonymous No.52273942]

>>52273924
>who is this?
>I'm not dying for Taiwan
>the stock market would drop 50% within the week

[Anonymous No.52273948]

>>52273924
If we go to war with Russia I will buy Aqb

[Anonymous No.52273950]

>>52273942
>34Ro0L
>rool 34
uh...

[Anonymous No.52273960]

>>52273924
War bonds.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52273962]

>>52273924
World War 3 isn't going to happen. Zelenski and Putin are going to come to the table to discuss the terms of the hohol's surrender before the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.52273963]

>>52273942
>who is this?
A Reliable Source.

>I'm not dying for Taiwan
Draft riots gonna be wild fr fr

>the stock market would drop 50% within the week
Is that even possible? There'd be circuit breakers and shit.

[Anonymous No.52273969]

>>52273927
>some nigga using meme lines telling me to take meds

I'll out trade your bitchass any day of the week and I barely look at charts and when I do they have zero meme lines.

[Anonymous No.52273977]

>>52273948
>Mutant salmon farms remain untouched due to being so strategically unimportant
Smart play...

[Anonymous No.52273986]

>>52273960
For which side?

[Anonymous No.52273987]

>>52273962
This but the other way around

[Anonymous No.52274006]

>>52273986
Of course the one selling the war bonds is making the profit

[Anonymous No.52274013]

>>52273987
nah NATO's tired of this useless toy

[Anonymous No.52274045]

guys what are we in for the next 2 years?

[Anonymous No.52274056]

The worlds food supply will be dramatically reduced if WW3 happens. Mutant Salmon in swimming pools will remain untouched. I am not joking, AQB chads will finally cum

[Anonymous No.52274058]

>>52274013
NATO loves what Ukraine is doing, and probably would love for Russia to keep sending men and equipment into a meat grinder for years to come.

[Anonymous No.52274063]

>>52274045
state mandate gay homo sex

[Anonymous No.52274066]

>>52274045
It will be very painful.

[Anonymous No.52274074]

>>52273861
I am 90% cash but I make such risky moves with the remaining 10% that I feel 100% alive

[Anonymous No.52274083]

>>52274056
farmed salmon is terrible for you. PUFAs in general are bad for you. Ray Peat chads will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.52274096]

>>52274066
you're a big goy

[Anonymous No.52274102]

fuck you farmed salmon faggots buy wild alaskan salmon so i can keep making six figures in my six week long summer job

[Anonymous No.52274104]

>>52274056
isnt aqb getting delisted lol ?

[Anonymous No.52274106]

>they dont know what happens at 2:33:47pm EST
I feel bad for you guys some
times

[Anonymous No.52274111]

>>52274045
You know

[Anonymous No.52274113]

>>52274045
>we beat the Russians
Russia keeps some territory, oil prices tank, market moons literally 10% in a day, zelensky groomed as future NWO kike demigod hero

>we beat inflation
Inflation flattens back to 2% (just because month over month numbers rotate out.. prices don't actually ever go down). Market moons

>back to money printing and lowering interest rates
New ATH before 2024. This week is probably gonna be blood red hot cpi tho

[Anonymous No.52274123]

Check the spx candle chart with 15 minutes. What the fuck is that shit.

[Anonymous No.52274129]

>>52274096
4jews

[Anonymous No.52274132]

>>52274106
That's a terrible case of gyno, poor guy

[Anonymous No.52274137]

DWAC busting through $26 on this next run up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52274157]

>>52274063
I hope the republicans can pass a clean bill outlawing same sex marriage and put it on Biden's desk.

[Anonymous No.52274164]

>>52274137
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

[Anonymous No.52274165]

>>52274123
30 min 200ma on futures getting rejected after multiple times testing it and spy is getting slapped every time it tries to go past 377.67 tomorrow will be a fat throbbing red candle

[Anonymous No.52274183]

>>52274157
Do like we did with abortion. Except now states can either allow gay marriage or straight marriage, not both.

[Anonymous No.52274188]

>>52274137
greedy mumu

[Anonymous No.52274191]

You did buy the 30% dip, right Anon?

You know, the one you were waiting for?

[Anonymous No.52274194]

>>52274183
who knew we would see the breakup of the union in our lifetimes

[Anonymous No.52274208]

so many zombie companies still operating, but the rot is starting to smell

ZZZ

[Anonymous No.52274218]

I slurped AAPL

[Anonymous No.52274225]

I made $4 so I'm done trading for the day. See you tomorrow bros

[Anonymous No.52274233]

>>52273962
i masturbated daily to gookfu

[Anonymous No.52274236]

>>52274123
TA retards like this >>52274165 are selling into fake resistance while the dxi collapses and pressures stocks higher with a bullish election in one day.

[Anonymous No.52274237]

when will recession end in one year, two?

[Anonymous No.52274239]

How do I avoid getting HOOKED?

[Anonymous No.52274250]

>>52274237
When you are happy (and own nothing).

[Anonymous No.52274254]

>>52273924
i'm trying my best to imagine the kind of propaganda required to get burgers behind supporting a war like this and all i can come up with is a pearl harbor style false flag to get the last remaining patriotic kids from the midwest to enlist. maybe they can use star wars and harry potter metaphors too, i don't know. interest in ukraine fizzled out pretty quickly

[Anonymous No.52274259]

>>52273433
kay but slots lose you money over time so shouldn't the boomer who hits the button the least statistically be most likely to be the winner? the only winning move is not to play.

[Anonymous No.52274261]

>>52274254
A major city will need to be nuked or at a minimum dirty-bombed.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52274276]

>>52274233
i have sex with gookfu every night i'm not drunk, which has been like twice a week lately.

[Anonymous No.52274294]

>>52274259
it's a tournament. you aren't playing with real money.

You get invited to the tournaments if you play a lot.

They set up a bank of machines and each machine is assigned to a player. when they say go you slap the button as fast as you can and earn points based on your line hits. the person with the most points at the end of the tournament wins either free slot play or a cash prize depending on the tournament

[Anonymous No.52274304]

>>52273924
>literally who on twitter
That being said, GD gives pretty good returns even in peacetime.

[Anonymous No.52274305]

>>52274236
election has nothing to do with it. if spy closes below 377.60 its over and we go test in the 360's because thats multiple retest of resistance. it could break 388 or 392 now the 9ema is acting as resistance on the daily time frame. and futures contracts buying is still on the sell side

[Anonymous No.52274306]

>>52274276
when you fuck her do u tell her we masturbate to her

[Anonymous No.52274310]

>>52274045
>99/100 seats go republican
>senate mandates daily gimp suit humiliation sessions for last remaining democrat, sanders (d)
>Bernie forced to live on a diet of red wave jizz for the next 2 years
>all us servicemen replaced by mutant fish
>/smg/ becomes the new central bank

[Anonymous No.52274314]

>>52274254
Somehow I don't think the folks in DC plan that far ahead.

[Anonymous No.52274318]

>>52274276
She came back?

[Anonymous No.52274320]

>>52274239
Don't be exuberant

[Anonymous No.52274325]

>>52274276
Nice larp tripfag

[Anonymous No.52274327]

>>52274218
BRAAPL

[Anonymous No.52274331]

>>52274318
good god that's one ugly woman
really makes it hard to jerk off to the unedited pic

[Anonymous No.52274345]

>>52274305
Like I said, TA retards.

[Anonymous No.52274349]

>>52273659
>>52273693
the problem with the green after midterms thesis is that there is literally zero uncertainty about a red landslide at this point. Ergo, there's no surprise to the upside when it happens. All that's left to do is sell the news. All upside action in october has been the market pricing in the gridlock/business friendly outcome of a big republican win.

Honestly either reds win and we dump, or dems win and we giga circuit breaker turbo dump. Those are the only rational outcomes. Only thing to save us would be an extremely soft CPI but that's been a losing bet all year long.

[Anonymous No.52274352]

>>52274254
it'd have to be the biggest performance mankind has ever done to work
right now the right wing is so full of vitriol and hatred for the establishment that 9/11 could happen and they'd be calling it out as a glowie false flag

like every single boomer I've seen has been calling it out something as simple as the nancy thing a false flag

[Anonymous No.52274369]

>>52274345
look at this retarded line that other retards are retardly selling bigly everytime it touches it. retard

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52274374]

>>52274325
I didn't write that you stupid fucking anti-semite.

[Anonymous No.52274375]

Who cares about the election

Markets are set to moon regardless

[Anonymous No.52274378]

>>52274331
She hit the great wall of china at 35. Only some pathetic tiny dick Jew kid wants that expired gutter oil

[Anonymous No.52274380]

>>52274349
You'd be surprised how shocked most traders are every time real clear politics polling average is ten points off every single election in Dem's favor. They live in metros surrounded by glib liberals and simply aren't as smart as you think.

[Anonymous No.52274384]

>>52273860
Normies can't into options

also, casinos are like restaurants, you go there for the environment. Options are like take home dinners- cheaper, but you are just sitting at home doing it

[Anonymous No.52274393]

>>52274369
When it breaks through later today you can draw a new one and you'll have a new retard line to talk about.

[Anonymous No.52274410]

>>52274393
theres that pivot-fag talk again. you can come up with whatever rationalization you want to so the action makes sense to you, I will use math to see whats more likely

[Anonymous No.52274411]

>>52274375
>Bobo's coming out
>He wants the world to know
>Wants to let it show

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52274432]

>>52274349
you're retarded, but ima let you lose money and learn

[Anonymous No.52274440]

Nice move on UUUU today

[Anonymous No.52274444]

dollar computer bros....

[Anonymous No.52274452]

>>52274410
Just remember me when we break through your meme lines today k bud? I didn't say shit about a pivot btw.

[Anonymous No.52274453]

[Anonymous No.52274455]

>>52273924
>release the world war FUD

[Anonymous No.52274462]

>>52274074
You could put the 90% in something like SVOL/JEPI/DIVO, and use the dividends/yield to do ultra-risky stuff like buying options

[Anonymous No.52274467]

>>52274380
well that's my point, even with the insane liberal bias of most polling, it already looks like repubs are going to sweep. From a market perspective it doesn't really matter if both houses end up slight majority republican or huge majority republican, so long as they hold majority and can fuck with dem's plans. So more seats going to repubs than expected (which is likely) is not going to supercharge the stock market any more. Rather it'd be a sell the news event. Meanwhile, dems taking more seats than expected would be extremely statistically unlikely and if they hold on to either house that's really going to be a surprise that isn't priced in yet. Either outcome likely results in dumpage, because let's get real, the real story is always the fed and what they're doing and that story is no different than it was last week, where jpow reaffirmed his commitment to killing the economy and keeping it dead for years to nuke inflation.

[Anonymous No.52274486]

>>52274056
those rotten fish bags must stink bad

[Anonymous No.52274490]

>>52274194
likely we will see the rise of a caesar/emperor who will do away will all the liberal niceties that the American Republic was founded on and force everyone to abandon the bullshit

[Anonymous No.52274492]

>>52273480

[Anonymous No.52274496]

prepare your anus bobo

[Anonymous No.52274505]

>>52274467
Thinking dems won't blatantly cheat again and will just give up their drunken power grab

[Anonymous No.52274513]

>>52273480

[Anonymous No.52274514]

>>52274452
its the same concept you are attributing random factors to how ever many people that are trading in the market. the election literally doesnt matter the market has been pushing shit in a cycle you can witness on the rsi and other tools. the strength of this move is dead and the volume is down and you still cannot close above 377.60(~ fridays highest 30 min close). i dont need to know any bs about news or election or anything the chart will tell you whats up I dont need to try and predict anything I wait until it plays out. IF we close above 377.60 then sure lets see go try for higher but at the moment that looks like a pipe dream

[Anonymous No.52274527]

>>52274513
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52274528]

How do I invest in the brazilification of the western world? Maybe a company that sells mopeds/scooters and guns?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52274531]

>>52274505
Just wait until tomorrow, when you start seeing states like NH reporting republican winners and CT being too close to call, you'll know you're witnessing the red typhoon.

[Anonymous No.52274534]

Sers - why is nothing happening?

Can someone switch the market off, and back on again?

[Anonymous No.52274541]

>>52274467
The market is only pricing in a roughly 60 to 70% chance Rs take the house. Future events are never "priced in" until they actually happen, that's why we have a derivatives market to begin with, hedging tail risk.

>>52274514
You can suck my schlong when we break through. It's coming, anon.

[Anonymous No.52274553]

DWAC over $26

[Anonymous No.52274555]

>>52274528
Invest in businesses that serve low income consumers like dollar stores and pawn shops

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52274556]

inverse cup the balls pattern spotted on SPY 1 minute candles. you know what that mean? SPY is going to go up to $389 eow.

[Anonymous No.52274563]

>>52274531
Bill gates said the 2024 election will be hung and there'd be a civil war, others that predicted the 2008 crash predicts a us collapse by 2032 with a new govt being created. Fun times ahead

[Anonymous No.52274577]

the rumor is an election is happening. sell the news when it turns out it will take 3 months to count the votes

[Anonymous No.52274591]

>>52274587
>>52274587
>>52274587
new
>>52274587
>>52274587
>>52274587
new

[Anonymous No.52274592]

>>52274553

[Anonymous No.52274609]

>>52274563
How would a US civil war part two even work, one side has all the guns all the police all the military and the other just sits on Twitter complaining all day

[Anonymous No.52274614]

>>52273786
I've lost 2k on a single option contract, that's my 60%
But wtf where you thinking?

[Anonymous No.52274647]

>>52274378
>She hit the great wall of china at 35. Only some pathetic tiny dick Jew kid wants that expired gutter oil

Brutal /10

[Anonymous No.52274662]

>>52274352
I like the silent irony in your post, not even american

[Anonymous No.52274669]

>>52274531
>typhoon
>East cost states
this man has some series Yellow fever

[Anonymous No.52274779]

Well bobo, i would start to worry about this pump- looks real. Even real estate is still standing behind it.

[Anonymous No.52275230]

mumu, after all the cheapies, you treat me like this??

[Anonymous No.52276509]

>>52274609
Lmao, liberals think they will. Little do they know how vastly outmatched on every front they are. It’s one thing to allow criminals to do your grunt work (ie soros) but It’s another thing to be fighting against the full might and power of the constitutional revolutionists powered with Bitcoin and lasers.