/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52234490]

Damp eet edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52233462

[Anonymous No.52234502]

SIRS SIRS ELON IS REDEEMING

[Anonymous No.52234506]

why line go down? I was promised line only go up

[Anonymous No.52234507]

the dollar has peaked
bond yields have peaked
stocks have bottomed until next year

stay mad

[Anonymous No.52234515]

Stocks will keep crabbing at least until they start doing something again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from basically no direction to any direction at all. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising or falling instead of just sitting there. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from flat to positive or negative. With positive or negative returns, that means that stock values will be exciting to watch rather than fucking boring. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be changing instead of just staying exactly the god damn same. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it isn't crabbing.

[Anonymous No.52234518]

>>52234502
Incredibly bullsih

[Anonymous No.52234520]

>All of those companies pulling advertising off of Twitter
>They don't realize that no user cares about paid promotion on that garbage site

[Anonymous No.52234530]

>>52234414

[Anonymous No.52234531]

Are you guys MGTOWs?

[Anonymous No.52234532]

>crude up a bazillion percent
>oil stocks flat

[Anonymous No.52234535]

>>52234502
Who is this "source" fellow and why does he keep lying?

[Anonymous No.52234543]

>>52234350
sounds like recipe for wrecking yourself

[Anonymous No.52234545]

>>52234531
no i hate jews

[Anonymous No.52234546]

>>52234532
Check yields

[Anonymous No.52234547]

>>52234531
I thought our whole stockpile got shipped to Ukraine?

[Anonymous No.52234550]

>>52234531
Mumus going their own way?

[Anonymous No.52234551]

mumus can you just capitulate already and let us have bloody friday

[Anonymous No.52234555]

>>52234507
You are a sell signal, for stocks and commodities twitter bot

[Anonymous No.52234559]

>>52234532

and the blow off top on XOM. Rotation back into tech is about to begin. Whenever normies get into a frenzy about being bullish energy stocks you know its time to get out. Same thing happened in June

[Anonymous No.52234563]

>>52234531
This is like the third time you've asked this

[Anonymous No.52234564]

you assholes told me we would pump for midterms, and the market is still fucking crashed

[Anonymous No.52234568]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.52234578]

>>52234555

>You are a sell signal

[Anonymous No.52234582]

>>52234564
no, its flat as seen by vix being flat

[Anonymous No.52234601]

>>52234568
What is he wearing? seatbelt?

[Anonymous No.52234606]

new home owner here...did i fuck out and should have stayed with my parents. I love having independence but wish I could have bought the dip with the down payment

[Anonymous No.52234618]

did semis bottom, or are they going to go lower? part of my compensation is in stock and I'm not sure if I should sell for SQQQ

[Anonymous No.52234630]

bears are going to get heemed, checkem

[Anonymous No.52234633]

Crypto didn't even dump after the fake pump, nice

[Anonymous No.52234637]

>>52234551
>can xxxx just capitulate and make me nigger cash
You're just a pig

[Anonymous No.52234640]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52234644]

>>52234633
it will during the weekend

[Anonymous No.52234645]

cmon USD, you can do it. QUACK QUACK QUACK

[Anonymous No.52234649]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52234650]

At least all of these tech layoffs will result in company shills not having to get paid to post here

[Anonymous No.52234672]

>>52234531
>millenial guys that own women
guilty

[Anonymous No.52234679]

>>52234490
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.52234682]

we will never have a green day ever again

[Anonymous No.52234690]

>Sources say 99% of Twitter employees in the Antarctica have been fired
holy shit techie bros, how am I going to afford the payments on my Tesla?

[Anonymous No.52234696]

>>52234679

[Anonymous No.52234697]

Tech bros...
I'm not feeling too good

[Anonymous No.52234699]

>>52234682
yeah im thinking this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.52234700]

>>52234682
See, absolutist sentiments like these are exactly why we have green days. Fucking faggot, you killed my puts

[Anonymous No.52234703]

>>52234679
>average

[Anonymous No.52234705]

>>52234507
you are a fucking dumbass prepare to meet your doom

[Anonymous No.52234706]

RBLX keeps on dumping lmao

[Anonymous No.52234717]

>DID WE FORGET TO MENTION LE HECKIN NAZIS!??!

[Anonymous No.52234719]

JEPI vs JEPQ which would be better to DCA into at this point?

[Anonymous No.52234722]

>>52234706
get out while you're ahead

[Anonymous No.52234723]

>>52234717

[Anonymous No.52234735]

>>52234717
They’re overplaying their hand

[Anonymous No.52234739]

>>52234717
lol they weren't gonna sell shit in the near future anyway, Musk gave them a reason to cut costs

[Anonymous No.52234751]

I don't know what is going on but I think the kpop anon broke the vix. the vix has been flat for a week and keeps going up to 25 or going down to 25..

[Anonymous No.52234758]

>>52234690
Those Twitter employees don’t have Teslas. The engine won’t operate in Antarctica.

[Anonymous No.52234765]

Look at PSFE

[Anonymous No.52234768]

>>52234717
Okay mentioning the nazi past of VW does seem like a seethe lol

[Anonymous No.52234770]

I may be anti semetic, but that doesn't mean I won't tell vaxxies that the last time jews trusted a major government, they got Holocoastered. Obviously I don't believe it happened, but just watching them short circuit is beautiful. Almost as satisfying as 0dte spy calls

[Anonymous No.52234778]

>>52234531
No, I'm a Lieutenant Colonel.

[Anonymous No.52234791]

>>52234717
It's a conflict of interest when twitter is now owned by someone that owns a major competing auto brand.
Not everything is virtue signaling.

[Anonymous No.52234795]

I’m thinking about buying gun stocks. I think there will be a false flag to get black people distracted and back to hating white people and cops rather then Jews.

[Anonymous No.52234797]

SOXL rotated their structure and less than 50% of the ETF is actively invested in semiconductors

Its basically not tracking shit at this point, SOXL is a dead horse

Gonna move on from being a tranny finally, I got out with a minor profit and im not touching that toxic crap until we enter another bull market in a few months, I hope soxl goes to $2

[Anonymous No.52234799]

Yeah, I'm thinkin we're back.

[Anonymous No.52234801]

People ask me "Roblox is down 50%, how much lower can it go?"
We have a saying in the shitco industry: "It's always darkest before pitch black."

[Anonymous No.52234803]

>>52234770
how do they hold so much power...

[Anonymous No.52234812]

>>52234770
Gaze long into the abyss etc.

[Anonymous No.52234824]

>>52234801
You are dumb RBLX is invincible. You're not talking about META here

[Anonymous No.52234826]

>>52234770
It's either capitulate or lose your NBA contract and end up working at a car dealership or wherever the sports has-beens relocate.

[Anonymous No.52234828]

>>52234758
How do the Hanebus work then? Have I been misled?

[Anonymous No.52234829]

>>52234795
there definitely will be a false flag, but what kind is up for debate as this is making everyone notice including whites

[Anonymous No.52234830]

>>52234490

Symbol Name Last Price Market Time Change % Change Volume Market Cap Intraday High/Low 52 Week Range Day Chart
BHP BHP Group Limited 52.75 1:25PM EDT +4.42 +9.15% 5.15M 182.42B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 25.22 1:25PM EDT +1.88 +8.05% 364,208 47.918B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,040.00 5:09PM GMT +365.00 +7.81% 3.745M 80.761B
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,236.00 5:07PM GMT +136.00 +6.48% 348,720 42.456B
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 16.98 4:00PM GMT +0.48 +2.90% 1,114 N/A
INTC Intel Corporation 27.81 1:26PM EDT +0.78 +2.89% 22.709M 114.754B
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 155.06 4:25PM GMT +4.33 +2.87% 7,114 N/A
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 57.26 1:26PM EDT +1.46 +2.62% 13.785M 14.996B
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.062509 5:25PM UTC +0.001392 +2.28% 73.157M 1.436B
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,526.50 5:09PM GMT +35.00 +1.40% 9.484M 179.591B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 66.73 4:35PM GMT +0.23 +0.34% 21,659 N/A
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 283.61 1:26PM EDT -0.24 -0.08% 1.642M 625.621B
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 12.85 1:26PM EDT -0.20 -1.57% 41.534M 83.776B
I have all the characteristics of a human being--

flesh, blood, skin, hair--

but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion,

except for greed and disgust.

Something horrible is happening inside of me,

and I don't know why.

My nightly bloodlust has overflowed into my days.

I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.

I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Anonymous No.52234838]

>>52234830

[Anonymous No.52234845]

>>52234838
So far today I am up 378,000 USD

[Anonymous No.52234846]

>>52234795
>I’m thinking about buying gun stocks
Like?

[Anonymous No.52234853]

>>52234650
but getting paid WHILE i post here is still ok r-right?

[Anonymous No.52234858]

why does bot spam always starts after lunch

[Anonymous No.52234867]

>>52234853
Someone pays you other than yourself? How disgusting. Are you a prostitute?

[Anonymous No.52234871]

>>52234845
Very nice,i'd get some canned chickpeas and rum if i were you.

[Anonymous No.52234877]

>>52234853
As long as you post stuff I can get rich off of, yeah

[Anonymous No.52234882]

>>52234830
>HBAR-EUR Hedera
You bought a coin that touted its Boeing endorsement. Look at it https://hedera.com/council

I cannot imagine a redder red flag.

[Anonymous No.52234889]

GIVE THE VIX YOUR ENERGY
\o/

[Anonymous No.52234890]

>>52234858
can you share your filter list? pic is where SPY is at right now. its going to dump

[Anonymous No.52234892]

>>52234867
well technically im a govt employee so it means you pay me to watch anime all day

[Anonymous No.52234894]

What happened to TSLA? Damn. Pre election jitters?

[Anonymous No.52234898]

Yo what da fuck

[Anonymous No.52234900]

>>52234858
Judging by the fact you listed my ID in there I can only assume you are actually autistic and just like the little coloured numbers and letters too much. What do you do to exist? Let people shit on you on webcam for viewers or something?

[Anonymous No.52234904]

>>52234858
Get the fuck out of here with redditard shit
You're the bot trying to convince real human beans they're bots. Fuck you nigger kike. I hope that if you ever have a kid, he catches syphilis from his whore mom and dies a long painful death from early onset leukemia and bleeds yours and your relatives bank accounts clean like a long meta call. How's that for a bot post

[Anonymous No.52234905]

>>52234770
>make all that money
>still have to suck dick
>>biz: but but he’s so rich!!! Reeeee!!!

Lmao

[Anonymous No.52234910]

>>52234795
the last time blacks started with jews they released covid

[Anonymous No.52234912]

>>52234871
I'm about to have some wine and cheese actually. A St. Saint-Émilion grad cru and a platter.

[Anonymous No.52234915]

>>52234894
elongated muskrat

[Anonymous No.52234918]

>>52234829
the niggers are starting to figure out that the kikes will always win the victim olympics

[Anonymous No.52234920]

>>52234882
Yawn. I am never wrong. Suffer it.

[Anonymous No.52234929]

>>52234912
Have you tried blue cheese or not into it?
Have a good one either way

[Anonymous No.52234933]

>>52234829
Looks like Kanye gets it

[Anonymous No.52234934]

>>52234920
It's OK, we all make shitty investments from time to time. The important thing is you learn from it.

[Anonymous No.52234935]

>>52234858
this is so jewey it has pubes growing out of its scalp

[Anonymous No.52234939]

honestly i loved losing money on TWTR options. i'm gonna miss it

[Anonymous No.52234972]

>>52234829
>2 oppressed groups
Jew are a lot of things, but oppressed ain't one of them. Should could have really perfected her kvetching if she blamed white supremacy for why those 2 groups are against each other. She missed out on an opportunity to up ger Jew game.

[Anonymous No.52234978]

>>52234890
dont have one yet, currently trying to identify the meme faggots, edge lords, shills and glowtards and the pattern and meme words they use

[Anonymous No.52234990]

I WILL BUY SOXL TODAY.

[Anonymous No.52234992]

>>52234531
which "newspaper" are you working for?

[Anonymous No.52234995]

The crab before the pump is here.
Hold on to your butts, election is here

[Anonymous No.52235001]

Fuck the faggot who linked to /GME/

[Anonymous No.52235004]

>>52234898
I bought at 50 thinking it was a steal.

[Anonymous No.52235011]

>>52234939
I'm pretty disappointed about TWTR in hindsight.
I mean, I got a guaranteed 30% return buying twitter stock at $40 a few months ago, but that's all it was. Really solid considering the lack of risk, but in the end 30% is just that, 30%.

Meanwhile, some crypto shills pumped dogecoin after the takeover was confirmed and are sitting on a 100%+ gain.

[Anonymous No.52235014]

Here comes the pain, bull chuds.

[Anonymous No.52235017]

ROBLOX Chuds, I don't know whether to hold over weekend. AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52235018]

>>52235001
You used to be able to trust when a new thread was posted, now you have to click to preview it first. Video related is what I will do when I find the gme fake new thread poster

[Anonymous No.52235020]

zoomers: why don't you take some of that money you're going to gamble in the weeklies/0dte/1dte or whatever you degenerate gamblers call it, and buy some lawn care equipment. You can come over and mow my lawn. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps. An honest days work for a honest days pay! Dress up like Edward Scissorhands and carve a pepe out of my ficus bushes. Maybe one day I'll let you fuck my wife *snickers*
Boomerpay is $3.35/hr - we love the '80's here.

[Anonymous No.52235026]

>>52234978
You type like a retard and your shit is all fucked up. How about you go back to wsb and leave biz to real men. Who ever told you you could work with men? You fucking fairy. You child.

[Anonymous No.52235032]

>>52235020
I made $27k last month

[Anonymous No.52235035]

>>52235017
definitely hold
hold so long you end up HODLing

[Anonymous No.52235037]

>>52234905
Like somebody once said, Shaq is rich, but the guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

[Anonymous No.52235045]

>>52235026
no. All data is valuable, except the data by meme faggot, edge lords, shills, glowtards and shitposters

[Anonymous No.52235051]

>>52235018

[Anonymous No.52235054]

anyone playing midterms?
thinking about putting some into Dems winning Senate, payoutis pretty litty

[Anonymous No.52235058]

buddy L O O K at TLT computer

[Anonymous No.52235062]

>>52235045
you are actually mentally ill and need help

[Anonymous No.52235064]

>>52235054
a bet on volatility (UVXY) is a safer bet because you win no matter who loses

[Anonymous No.52235065]

>>52235017
Me neither, I don't think their earnings report will be good but still, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52235069]

>>52234606
>5.5%
lol
Good job anyways, having a roof over your head is nice

[Anonymous No.52235070]

>>52235062
>take your meds bro
>please read our shitposts and react to it
no

[Anonymous No.52235074]

>>52235054
Dems getting btfo so badly in markets that they're shutting down PredictIt. Un-fucking-believable.

[Anonymous No.52235081]

I'm getting bogged by Home Depot what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.52235084]

>>52235045
And you're all of the above. Not a single post you've made has either entertained or informed anyone of anything. You're just a leach, worse than lurker. You take away precious posting space for your nonsensical bot witch hunt. You are an absolute nigger that can't even comprehend the gravity of his nigger actions. You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.52235086]

>>52234934
I actually did not mean to list it.

[Anonymous No.52235089]

>>52235074
the betting market is too efficient and jeopardizes their cheating operation

[Anonymous No.52235093]

Whats everyones pick for cyber security? It seems to be a massive underfunded area of the economy. More and more computers out there and they all need protection. I got crowdstrike right now but not sure if there is a better one.

[Anonymous No.52235094]

>>52235070
you are sitting on 4chan all day looking for "quality post", your brain is rotten

[Anonymous No.52235096]

>>52235014
Uh, 5 more minutes. I promise.

[Anonymous No.52235106]

None of you realise what the miners and commodities going up 10% means do you?

[Anonymous No.52235108]

>>52235074
Honestly the Dems are so rotten that I could see them rig every single election nationwide for midterms and just say "see people really love us this much". If you speak out you are a conspiracy theorist.

[Anonymous No.52235113]

>>52235106
tell us physical assets anon

[Anonymous No.52235114]

>>52235106
What’s it means wizard explain yourself

[Anonymous No.52235115]

>>52235094
if one filters the sheer retarded amount of narcissistic zoomers that mistake this for a chat app and the shitposters in general valuable sentiment data

[Anonymous No.52235117]

>>52235093
ITS RANDOM COLLECTIONS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE PASSED MULTIPLE CHOICE EXAMS OF NO WORTH. I WILL SACRIFICE CHICKENS SO YOU DON;T GET AIDS

[Anonymous No.52235118]

>>52235018
>hitting the guy with a chair to try and put the fire out

[Anonymous No.52235123]

>>52235081
No one can afford to do home improvement projects any more. And that's before we really see the rollover in new housing construction.

>>52235089
We must depend on the Norf F.C. limeys and their bookies to verify election integrity. God bless 'em.

[Anonymous No.52235129]

>>52235032
well isn't that special. I'll let you use my ridin' mower. if you fuck something up, I know I can take it outta your ass.

[Anonymous No.52235136]

>>52235093
hey you bought the company i work for
crowdstrike and palo alto are considered the top dogs. security will only continue to grow as we integrate more and more digitally across companies, industries, and socially.

[Anonymous No.52235141]

>>52235115
>valuable sentiment data
lol. lmao

[Anonymous No.52235147]

Okay, I bought SQQQ now we can go green

[Anonymous No.52235148]

>scam pump into scam dump into scam pump into scam dump into crab
what did the jews mean by this?

[Anonymous No.52235151]

>Dump beginning of day
>Crab for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.52235153]

about time of the day for the puts to get cleaned

[Anonymous No.52235155]

Short faang NOW, last chance

[Anonymous No.52235157]

>>52235089
It's actually remarkable how good bookies are on the spreads. I used to get on football a lot when online gambling became legal in Michigan, and goddamnit if those oddsmakers don't nail it on the head just about every goddamn time.

[Anonymous No.52235159]

>>52235123
But they're always slammed with latinx HVAC techs when I go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.52235162]

>>52235148
>>52235151
>>52235153
you guys are not getting my puts

[Anonymous No.52235165]

>>52235151
Crabbing means you're losing to inflation.

[Anonymous No.52235166]

>>52235115
Like you're doing right now? Do you even comprehend the levels of narcissism you espouse by calling everyone a fucking bot, zoomer, whatnot, just because you don't get satisfactory 'market sentiment data?' anyone that takes this hell hole seriously is literally retarded. This is a place where bulls pretend to be bears and bears pretend to be bulls, all in the Chad dream of making some nigger (like you) lose money.
Take a long walk off a short pier. Get cucked

[Anonymous No.52235168]

This is a king crab

[Anonymous No.52235172]

>>52235136
Oh neat. Yeah seemed like only 3 choices. Those two and one other one I cant remember. Guess ill keep my crowdstrike then. Not too many options yet but definitely a ton of growth future imo.

[Anonymous No.52235174]

>>52235106
The paper tiger awakes from slumber.

[Anonymous No.52235185]

>>52235159
Maybe that's countered by rampant tweaker shoplifting?

[Anonymous No.52235186]

>>52235106
MUH COMMODITY SUPER CYCLE
DOLLAR MILK SHIT THEORY!

[Anonymous No.52235187]

>>52235166
shit flows from the bottom to the top
>This is a place where bulls pretend to be bears and bears pretend to be bulls, all in the Chad dream of making some nigger (like you) lose money.
yes

[Anonymous No.52235190]

>>52235157
>He'd know if the quarterback was on coke, If his girlfriend was knocked up. He'd get the wind velocity so he could judge the field goals.

[Anonymous No.52235193]

>>52235185
This is surprisingly logical.

[Anonymous No.52235196]

What’s he thinking right now bros?

[Anonymous No.52235198]

>>52235172
yeah, crowdstrike has been continuing to hire people through all this economic turbulence, they're going to continue to grow aggressively and has a really great product offering too. they're also attached to the government in some ways, which is also always a big positive. i'll be holding onto my stock options rather than selling them the moment they vest.

[Anonymous No.52235200]

>>52234530

That is fucked up! Do you believe it will go back up?

[Anonymous No.52235210]

>>52235196
Bussy.

[Anonymous No.52235212]

>>52235196
....I don't want to say it

[Anonymous No.52235214]

>>52235115
>it’s the “everyone here sucks” poster

Just leave then. No one is here for your personal pleasure, midwit.

[Anonymous No.52235215]

>>52235165
Exactly

[Anonymous No.52235216]

>>52235198
Their attachement to the gov is why i went with them. Somehow pals with a lot of people in the feds.

[Anonymous No.52235217]

>>52235187
I eat a healthy diet of sirloin and bear big game. My shits sink, nigger, and it'll take you with it.

[Anonymous No.52235218]

>>52235196
>why are niggers so antisemitic and vice versa?

[Anonymous No.52235219]

>>52235198
CRWD is directly tied to the dems that's why they are getting smoked

[Anonymous No.52235223]

>>52235129
Gross, go be a faggot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.52235224]

>>52235196
>oh yeah muscle futa with balls is the best

[Anonymous No.52235230]

>>52235196
>Shit, maybe Kanye is right.

[Anonymous No.52235234]

Vix is down. Dxy is Down. S&P is down. something is broken.

[Anonymous No.52235237]

>>52235216
lol yeah, you wouldn't believe the hoops i had to jump through to get access to the government cloud stuff.. the govt attachment and great product offerings should make it an excellent investment long term.
>>52235219
not really, the whole basket of security stocks have pretty much moved with one another, and along with the broader market.

[Anonymous No.52235238]

Just so everyone knows I actually am a bot and you're not schizo.

[Anonymous No.52235242]

>>52235186
No
>>52235174
No never take the public story. Think harder. What does that imply what can you directly deduct as a consequence

[Anonymous No.52235244]

>>52235237
>offerings should make it an excellent investment long term
Nice. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.52235248]

>>52235136
he's employed
everybody laugh at him

[Anonymous No.52235249]

>>52235242
>No
Alright, cheap energy expectations in the future?

[Anonymous No.52235250]

>buying an ATM straddle for SNOW would have cost you $650 last night and be worth $1600 today
Ah, next time

[Anonymous No.52235252]

>>52235217
board and thread are worlds better during asian market hours. Americans, Canadians and Brits and Germs are just bad posters overall

[Anonymous No.52235257]

Holy shit can microcock just dump already? Apple’s red, Tesla’s red, Amazon’s red. Wtf is this bastard’s problem?

[Anonymous No.52235258]

>>52235238

[Anonymous No.52235259]

>>52235234
>say vix is down again

[Anonymous No.52235264]

>>52235259
vix is down again

[Anonymous No.52235268]

Everyone is so cranky today. Must not be holding energy.

[Anonymous No.52235269]

>>52235259
picrel

[Anonymous No.52235271]

>>52235252
Leave then. Go, nobody's stopping you. I'll be waiting. I'm always here, and I don't need an algo to sense the total faggotry that is you

[Anonymous No.52235274]

>>52235252
>t.

[Anonymous No.52235276]

>>52235249
No. Think. What happens if for example Iron ore increases in cost. What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.52235277]

>>52235250
>if you exactly called the market movement with 20/20 foresight you'd be up a lot of money
wow
woah

[Anonymous No.52235280]

>>52235234
>VIX is down
Please learn how VIX is calculated then. It means the market generally agrees (based on option pricing). Eg, most people have probably expected continuing drawdowns

[Anonymous No.52235283]

BEAUTIFUL MARKET BRANDON

[Anonymous No.52235303]

>>52235259
vix is down. the market is broken. someone broke the market. I'm guessing it's the kpop anon who talked about hi shit analysis of trading the market using the vix. the bots picked up and now the vix has broken down. kpop anon is probably a glowie. I don't trust them one bit.

[Anonymous No.52235310]

>>52235257
Do you even crab, bro?

[Anonymous No.52235314]

>there are people in this thread right now who thought buying this burning garbage was a good idea

[Anonymous No.52235317]

>>52235277
Actually if you picked an OTM put only, it would've been a 25x return. A straddle is generally safer wrt large movements

[Anonymous No.52235318]

>>52235274
I wonder what it’s like to have a kid like this. You’d probably be secretly wishing he gets hit by a car or something to put everyone out of their misery.

[Anonymous No.52235320]

>>52235242
inflation becoming entrenched, thats why cryptshit going up too
alternatively pivoot soon (not likely unless JPOW is straight up lying)

[Anonymous No.52235321]

>>52235242
>No never take the public story. Think harder. What does that imply what can you directly deduct as a consequence
Honestly I have no idea. My largest holdings at this point are commodity producers outside US though, so I'm pretty content with today's move.
Perhaps inflation is coming back. There are competing signals. I think USD has peaked.

[Anonymous No.52235323]

>>52235269
vix is down again?
do i have to say it three times in the mirror?nothing is happening...

[Anonymous No.52235326]

>>52235280

1. Stocks trading like the Fed is sending us into a depression

2. Commodities up like inflation is 20%

3. Bonds down like stocks are at all time highs

4. Housing market crashing like we’re in a recession

5. $VIX trading like everything is fine

[Anonymous No.52235328]

>>52235303
>kpop anon is probably a glowie
His smugness is indicative of that. Previous kpop fags would just stop posting after their losses.

[Anonymous No.52235330]

>>52235157
That’s if the bookies handle it. But if it’s a market maker like predictit, that’s different. That poor liquidity market for 2016 prez got manipulated to try to make Hillary look likely. A small cost relative to a billion dollar election campaign.

[Anonymous No.52235336]

I get a 50% 401k matching and a discount (dont remember how much) on a stock through the ESPP I get from work, is it worth even trying to day trade if I can get these free gains? I'm also borderline retarded when it comes to trading stocks
not super worried about the stocks I get from ESPP going to shit, if the company I work at goes under we're all fucked anyway

[Anonymous No.52235337]

>>52234531
MGTOW is a stepping stone to becoming a true incel blackpiller who strives to return women to a commodity. Also buy AMZN.

[Anonymous No.52235340]

>>52235303
retard

[Anonymous No.52235345]

Come on think. What happens if the price of copper, silver, iron ore goes up 4-7% in one day. Obviously the miners go up, I mean I did not even explain that, if you are that dumb there is nobody home. It means EVERYTHING just became 5% more expensive as the inputs just went up not just that but energy keeps rising, so costs keep rising so prices will keep rising, so rates will keep rising. You need cash flow, no debt large value and a dividend and if you have that you are the must have of the market

[Anonymous No.52235348]

There is a very different mood in here to yesterday

[Anonymous No.52235352]

Lmao @ CVNA, holy shid/.

[Anonymous No.52235358]

>>52235337
>Also buy AMZN
Boomer garbage with a terrible PE ratio

[Anonymous No.52235359]

>>52235106
>>52235174
>>52235242
>>52235321
China had good news about "reopening"
that's all this is, probably fueled by algos tbqdesu
don't get me wrong though, i appreciate those yellow niggers pumping my mining bags

[Anonymous No.52235361]

>>52235320
Yes good now you are thinking. And if inflation keeps going up? What suffers? Debtors. businesses without cash flow, mortgage holders. You are leaning to think. This is like house training a puppy

[Anonymous No.52235363]

So nothingburger until wednesday/thursday now?

[Anonymous No.52235365]

>>52235348
true, stinks of desperation despite rverything looking fine

[Anonymous No.52235371]

>>52235359
Fuck china fuck what you read.
Learn to think for yourself.

[Anonymous No.52235375]

>>52235361
midwit

[Anonymous No.52235374]

>>52235336
401k is to dump in some bullshit and ignore
the truth is if you get to 65 and havent already reached 8 figure net worth you've failed

[Anonymous No.52235376]

>>52235318
Just ask 85% of this general because they are that kid. Probably wouldn't even know they exist. Just sit in their room 23 hours a day playing autism simulators like Europa universalis or crusader kings. Would be super easy to take care of a kid like that. Just slide tendies under the door and by god make sure the internet never goes out and they're happy.

[Anonymous No.52235383]

>>52235361
>And if inflation keeps going up? What suffers? Debtors. businesses without cash flow, mortgage holders. You are leaning to think. This is like house training a puppy
Because if inflation stays high rates rise....and they will. No pivot or if there is it will be a fucking disaster of UK levels of incompetence.

[Anonymous No.52235387]

>>52235365
>SPY red
>week before midterms
'Everything's fine'

[Anonymous No.52235389]

>>52235365
its opex

[Anonymous No.52235395]

I don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.52235396]

>>52235375
And you think it is China because the internet told you. It is not. The price of one ton of copper is one ton of copper.

[Anonymous No.52235398]

I'm gonna go have some sex and eat some canes chicken after right about now. Don't let the market pump while I'm gone, please anons

[Anonymous No.52235400]

>>52235395
Kek me neither

[Anonymous No.52235401]

>>52235371
unsurprisingly, you missed the not so deep subtext of my post
but keep believing you are the only one that is awake and can see what's going on you fucking pajeet schizo

[Anonymous No.52235403]

>>52235395
that's never stopped /smg/ before

[Anonymous No.52235406]

>>52235396
retard

[Anonymous No.52235407]

>>52235395

[Anonymous No.52235408]

MERRYL LYNCH JUST FLEW OVEW MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.52235410]

>>52235376
:(

[Anonymous No.52235412]

>>52235387
When Republicans sweep the midterms we'll be blood green. Wall street loves Republicans.

[Anonymous No.52235418]

>>52235401
rates WILL rise as inflation keep going. Debt is *not* your friend. You stink of debt and desperation.

[Anonymous No.52235420]

Could META commit to 100% staff layoffs?

[Anonymous No.52235422]

>>52235395
simple just don't be a frog

[Anonymous No.52235423]

>>52235387
everything has been flat with two bumps of which 1 was tow half assed rallys now for 6 months

[Anonymous No.52235429]

>>52235422
no deal.

[Anonymous No.52235431]

>>52235395
That's the ugliest pepe I've seen yet...

[Anonymous No.52235433]

>>52235406
I made far more money than you today.
Symbol Name Last Price Market Time Change % Change Volume Market Cap Intraday High/Low 52 Week Range Day Chart
BHP BHP Group Limited 52.65 2:15PM EDT +4.32 +8.94% 5.785M 182.074B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,040.00 5:58PM GMT +365.00 +7.81% 3.745M 80.761B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 25.12 2:14PM EDT +1.78 +7.63% 406,555 47.729B
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,236.00 5:07PM GMT +136.00 +6.48% 346,029 42.456B
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 16.98 4:00PM GMT +0.48 +2.90% 1,070 N/A
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 155.06 4:25PM GMT +4.33 +2.87% 6,973 N/A
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.062607 6:14PM UTC +0.001592 +2.61% 72.206M 1.438B
INTC Intel Corporation 27.68 2:15PM EDT +0.66 +2.44% 25.664M 114.256B
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 56.59 2:15PM EDT +0.79 +1.42% 14.911M 14.821B
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,526.50 5:59PM GMT +35.00 +1.40% 9.483M 179.591B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 66.73 5:23PM GMT +0.23 +0.34% 24,996 N/A
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 282.57 2:15PM EDT -1.28 -0.45% 1.847M 623.327B
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 12.68 2:15PM EDT -0.37 -2.86% 46.795M 82.677B

[Anonymous No.52235435]

>>52235395
Buy TQQQ on monday close

[Anonymous No.52235437]

>>52235412
Why did we even get rid of trump. He was funny, a family man, and only drank diet coke. Literally me but with billions and without the crippling (but functional, so far) alcoholism

[Anonymous No.52235438]

>TLT

[Anonymous No.52235443]

>>52235410
Yes I'm sorry anon, that includes you. How many times have you cleared the campaign in Warhammer total war?

[Anonymous No.52235447]

>>52235345
It's just a one day crack in the US dollar though, due to labor. Unemployment ticked higher. China is the story that catches eyes.
We've had several days like this in the past 2 months. Look at silver for example, almost identical to the spike precisely 1 month ago.

I think that the dollar is peaking here and we're about to go into a stagflationary step higher, but I'm not sure today is enough to declare that in motion.

[Anonymous No.52235448]

>>52235437
Some drugged-up black buck got his neck knee'd and everyone thought America was run by Pol Pot at the time.

[Anonymous No.52235449]

>>52235433
pathetic

[Anonymous No.52235455]

Why is RBLX going back up benchods

[Anonymous No.52235459]

>>52235418
Cope, it's impossible to raise rates enough to stop inflation. I will continue debtmaxxing while you wageslave and have your purchasing power robbed. I'll be enjoying my free borrowed money as inflation destroys my interest + principle.

[Anonymous No.52235463]

>>52235437
Simple, he wasn't part of the establishment. He was a nationalist and that doesn't mesh well with globohomo.

[Anonymous No.52235466]

>>52235433
>didnt sell

u made nothing bub, this is a mere blib
(((Paul Singer))) just recently told us what was in the playbook for next year

[Anonymous No.52235472]

>>52235395
I disagree with everything that has happened since the Fed shitpost and am holding for spite.

[Anonymous No.52235480]

>>52235455
The market is preparing for a nice sour hour which MuMus will say is a bear trap

[Anonymous No.52235486]

372 REJECTED

[Anonymous No.52235490]

>>52235480

[Anonymous No.52235491]

>>52235412
GOP sweeping is priced in

[Anonymous No.52235493]

I found a pretty cool gacha game called punishing gray raven that isnt even really gatcha if you want it to be. I got an event summon right away and the combats good. Other than that ive had a p comfy day painting my minis while watching you animals scream about pumping and dumping the spy shitcoin lol. Marina says hi :))

I bought a soxl call to tank the market for 50 bucks, lul. 30dte, doing another experiment. How has your day been, anons?

[Anonymous No.52235495]

fresh meme line magic

[Anonymous No.52235500]

If you aren't bullish for the next 3 months you are a fool

[Anonymous No.52235503]

Cashgang roll call

[Anonymous No.52235504]

>>52235438
imagine if you bought the top of both
someone here did, i know it

[Anonymous No.52235506]

>>52235422
>took profit on the soxl when it hit 50
>it goes up to 70
it does hurt

[Anonymous No.52235507]

>>52235503
Meeee

[Anonymous No.52235508]

>>52235495
I added some for you

[Anonymous No.52235509]

>>52235500
this is like tarrot card reading for nerdy white guys

[Anonymous No.52235510]

I'm gonna say the N word

[Anonymous No.52235511]

>>52235500
next 6 months*

[Anonymous No.52235512]

Is Moneypox back or something?
What's going on at SIGA?

[Anonymous No.52235515]

I am comfortable in my purchases. I will not sell.

[Anonymous No.52235518]

>>52234618
pls respond

[Anonymous No.52235519]

>>52235395
>>52235407

[Anonymous No.52235524]

>>52235510
Call a floppie a floppie, anon. They flop dead when shot.

[Anonymous No.52235523]

>>52235510
NVDA?

[Anonymous No.52235526]

BUDDY LOOK AT NATURAL GAS COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52235527]

>>52235510
Noice?

[Anonymous No.52235529]

>>52235512
zoom out

[Anonymous No.52235530]

>>52235509
Hold up, hold up, are you not white?

[Anonymous No.52235531]

>>52235433
What's the bull case on COIN?

[Anonymous No.52235532]

>>52235500
don't give these peeeeeople good advice

[Anonymous No.52235537]

Imagine being a bull or bear.
Bought back my sold calls at 371 for a $1700 gain
Just sold weekly puts at 370 cause I saw the resistance at 370. There's your TA

[Anonymous No.52235538]

>>52235530
no.

[Anonymous No.52235540]

>amzn and meta under 90

[Anonymous No.52235544]

>>52235508
nice chart

[Anonymous No.52235545]

>>52235508
wrong one. this one is the weekly that gives a bit more context

[Anonymous No.52235548]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52235550]

>>52235538
FUCKING BROWN PEOPLE GET OFF MY WHITE SUPREMACIST SITE

[Anonymous No.52235553]

>>52235512
https://www.nyc.gov/site/doh/data/health-tools/monkepox.page#surveillance still plunging

https://www.earningswhispers.com/stocks/siga was yesterday though so probably that.

[Anonymous No.52235561]

>>52235550
brown people can be white supremacists too

[Anonymous No.52235562]

>>52235545
the trend can still break and test the lower channels lows. Lagarde announced the ecb is going to "use its tools" and Candians are profiting from winter months and demand for their oil

[Anonymous No.52235566]

Debating purchasing LABU.. down over 20% since yesterday.

[Anonymous No.52235573]

why does it always feel like the MMs specifically target me

[Anonymous No.52235574]

>>52235550
Jfc dude, no one likes bikes or joggers or poos or poofs but all are here regardless. It's called a market faggot. Now tell me why you aren't buying Natural Gas.

[Anonymous No.52235579]

>>52235531
regulatory moat globally

[Anonymous No.52235581]

>RBLX
Uuuuuh, bobos?

[Anonymous No.52235582]

>>52235045
>data is

[Anonymous No.52235587]

>>52235538
based kanye

[Anonymous No.52235592]

>>52235531

[Anonymous No.52235594]

New

>>52235588
>>52235588

[Anonymous No.52235596]

>>52235568
>>52235568
>>52235568
>>52235568

[Anonymous No.52235599]

>>52235581
block broken

[Anonymous No.52235600]

>>52235573
whew thanks for taking the heat, im making gains why theyre focused on you. k

[Anonymous No.52235605]

>>52235573
Payment for order flow is somewhat misleading. MMs don't care about everyone's trades, only those done by the dumbest of the dumb money.

So if you make a bunch of shitty trades, buying tops and selling bottoms, you're worth a lot and your broker sells your moves to *everyone*.

[Anonymous No.52235606]

>>52235594
>>52235596

[Anonymous No.52235607]

>>52235581
Hold the line.

[Anonymous No.52235612]

someone make a third thread please

[Anonymous No.52235620]

>>52235594
>>52235596
Guys.

[Anonymous No.52235630]

Next thread:

>>52235568
>>52235568
>>52235568

[Anonymous No.52235640]

Real thread

>>52235568
>>52235568
>>52235568
>>52235568

[Anonymous No.52235673]

New:
>>52235588
>>52235588

[Anonymous No.52235696]

>>52235605
so once the MMs saw me close out my puts early for 4% gain and switch to 11/11 383 calls they basically said "yea this kids a retard lets dump it and take his call money". but sometimes im not so retarded but sometimes i am. shouldnt have even played today

[Anonymous No.52235939]

>>52235500
any stock specific or bullish on everything?

[Anonymous No.52235947]

>>52235532

Don't be like that. If anything we need more solid advise then ever

[Anonymous No.52236090]

>>52235136
How did you get to work there? Asking for a bizlet. Does try hack me and hack the box help?

[Anonymous No.52236114]

Is Elon going to make Twitter public again? And if so, who is buying?

[Anonymous No.52236118]

>>52235318
If they’re poor, yes. If they’re rich, the parents are grinding it out every day to send them to a rain man home. Maybe that’s why everything is so fucked up. They will fuck you over so they can find their trust.

[Anonymous No.52236568]

>>52236090
you will almost assuredly need a degree in computer science or cyber security.

[Anonymous No.52237027]

What did they mean by this?