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Vengeful Jerome Manifests Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.52228444

First post, therefore benis

>> No.52228445

first for fuck yuropoors

>> No.52228447

>NOOOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT TWITTER LAYOFFS ON A BUSINESS AND FINANCE BOARD!!!

>> No.52228451

Add https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
to the Calendars section

>> No.52228455

Buy gold silver and oil

>> No.52228458

>>52228455
blrpf

>> No.52228460

>>52228447
They had months to jump that ship and yet they stayed knowing full well what was to come. Hope their stock buyout is enough to finish paying off those TSLAs.

>> No.52228462
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>>52228447
this is the stock market general. come back when they ipo or talk about tslack

>> No.52228464

>>52228455
Too bad Roon poster died before he could see this day.

>> No.52228465

Lol holy fuck he's still at it.

>> No.52228469

>>52228392
>Central banks bought a record 399 tonnes of gold worth around $20 billion in the third quarter of 2022
Small peanuts. But still worth paying attention to

>> No.52228471

What time is the jobs report? Took me by surprise this month.

>> No.52228473

So
Based on a Snowden interview, the government knows everything I’ve typed into /smg/?

>> No.52228474

>>52228471
oh jesus christ i got no fuckin job man

>> No.52228475

>>52228471
I think NFP releases at 8:30.
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar

>> No.52228482

>>52228471
I got your jobs report. You're all fired.

t. Elon Musk

>> No.52228483

>>52228474
thank you for your service

>> No.52228489

>>52228482
Make moot twitter CEO. Not even joking.

>> No.52228492
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>futes

>> No.52228494
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when is it all going to crash and burn?

>> No.52228499
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>>52228473
Yes. Everything you have ever typed, and it will be used against you in the upcoming 2025 kangaroo court fema camp show trials. Sorry anon

>> No.52228500

>>52228494
As soon as you go long

>> No.52228501

>>52228494
the banks have been propping the market up until election night, so Biden can pass the buck when his party loses

>> No.52228506

Why the fuck did Hang Seng pump so much?

>> No.52228512

>>52228506
Interventions

>> No.52228516

>>52228469
Yeah The gold market in general is insignificant, but even a small shift to it could have big upside.

There is a reason all CB keep those boomer rocks. I’m not a fan of them but I feel it’s also worth keeping tabs if we see a trend starting here.

>> No.52228522

>>52228512
who and what intervened?

>> No.52228525

>>52228516
See
>>52228455

>> No.52228526

>>52228506
Social media posts about how China is scrapping lockdowns and tech stocks rebounding apparently

>> No.52228528

>>52228522
Xi literally ordered every one of the big people to buy a few days ago

>> No.52228554

>>52228526
even with the semiconductor sanctions still in place? Weird strat.

>> No.52228557

>>52228554
the sanctions are only for top tier AI semi conductors, it's not that big of a trade war

>> No.52228576

what the fuck did China open up or what's the news for a massive 8% pump?

>> No.52228583

>>52228554
>>52228526
>>52228506
Remember that it's rallying based on a social media post by a literal nobody. This is equivalent to someone seeing one of our posts and moving the market

>> No.52228588

>>52228576
Xi had declared that every citizen must buy tech stocks

>> No.52228590

>>52228583
the social media posts were like 1 week ago and the fake pump faded
this one is "new"

>> No.52228608

>>52228583
Definitely feels like a trap then. Major dumping next week I reckon.

>> No.52228613
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>>52228583
To think we could rally something like milk futures by posting "Big milkers are the greatest" or something. Wouldn't that be cool haha
>Buy dairy futures (DK)

>> No.52228622

>>52228608
WHY DO BEARS ALWAYS THINK LIKE THIS
CHINA DROPPED 60%
THIS IS OVERSOLD AS FUCK

>> No.52228632
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>>52228588
>>52228528

Chinese people don't even have access to investing in Chinese equities other than the few physically in Hong Kong. You are thinking of banks and that was a long long time ago and has no relevance on today.
>>52228583
>>52228526
Again, no relevance that was a defined green candle from last week.

Whatever it is it could be big. Other than Biden putting some crazy ass sanctions/ delisting China stocks (like what happened to Russian stocks), Chinese stocks now are the buy of the next few years

>> No.52228643

dxy is flagging. bulls btfo.

october is historically a better month for jobs by the way with seasonal workers. something something inventories.

>> No.52228648

>>52228590
>>52228632
>A week ago
Shit man, time keeps going faster and faster

>> No.52228663

i need shorts but they are getting so expensive now, almost not even worth buying

>> No.52228666

>>52228622
It's undersold. zoom out a bit and you'll see most crashes this hard end with a depression, with several years of crabbing afterward.
it's only in modern times have we had a hyperpozzed fed that creates V shaped inflation

afaik Xi has still maintained the stance that he's not going to bail anyone out. there's a reason they call it "catching a falling knife"

>> No.52228672

>>52228663
It's never too late to join the SQQQ club :^)

>> No.52228674

>>52228506
>>52228526
>>52228583
PCAOB audit of companies in Hong Kong to prevent delisting. The chinky boys are so overloaded on copium that even the fact that these companies are willing to comply with US securities law is enough to cause them to go up.

>> No.52228704

I don't get the hype over these chinese stocks. They all follow the same pattern of american stocks but weaker. They were just crabbing doing nothing for years until 2016 when the money printer turned on, then overdrive in 2020.
If they're all tied to the american printer then its still bearish for them.

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>>52228648
Yeah it was this green dildo on October 27th that was directly blamed on the tweet about opening up. Would be funny if same thing is happening for today's similarly unexplainable pump

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>BREAKING: Senator Thomas Carper bought up to $110k in Ranger Equity Bear Bear ETF, $HDGE, an active ETF that shorts US listed stocks. He sits on the Senate Finance Committee. And as a politician, he is actively shorting the US economy.

bros............

>> No.52228724

>>52228704
The hype was justified pre-2008. Shanghai stock exchange did a 4x in 2 years if you bought in 2005. Now I don't know why you'd buy Chinese tech

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So tomorrow jobs report good news is bad and bad news is good, for stonks, right?

>> No.52228731

>>52228716
delaware is a small club, and we aint in it

>> No.52228736

>>52228726
yes, also the hang seng is giga pumping so lol im so glad i sold my puts and bought calls

>> No.52228755

>>52228736
That is what a mentally ill faggot would say

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>>52228716
Well Nancy said everyone should be able to participate, right? I'm sure it was just a decision between his wife and their financial advisor and that they don't talk about their finances ever and he had absolutely nothing to do with any of that, at all. How dare you question them, politicians have nothing but the utmost integrity

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>>52228704
>>52228724
The hype is they are deep value now with objectively low valuations. However there is insane political risk. US/ West could delist them at a moments notice and leave investors with nothing if they so choose, just like they did with Russian stocks this year.

>>52228716
I hate democrats (and most republicans) so much it's unreal.

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oil brothers.........we will ascend to 100$ inshallah

>> No.52228766

>>52228425
best broker for someone starting to invest? (personal experience)
friend suggested e-trade

>> No.52228768

SPXU, SQQQ, or SOXS.
Which is the most profitable, and would it be better to buy one over splitting money into all three?
Also, what are some other profitable buys in bear market?

>> No.52228774

>>52228768
SOXS net me the most money but granted it was because AMD lowered guidance significantly on a fluke and it pumped 30%
I think it could pump again hard but I'm 50/50 SOXS/SQQQ at the moment

>> No.52228779

>>52228768
SQQQ, semis have been heemed more, so i think general tech has more room to fall

>> No.52228796

>>52228736
Thank God, I was starting to get nervous about my bearish spreads exp tomorrow. Thanks for putting me at ease
<Bobo_wiping_forehead_breathing_out_sigh_of_relief.png>

>> No.52228805

MUMU
NEVER
LEARNS

>> No.52228829
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>>52228805
>BUY PUTS
i did and i lost everything

>> No.52228839

I will be shorting glass manufacturers in France

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1588167343510896644

>> No.52228846

>>52228755
"Noooooo you can't have a rally its still my turn!"
Die.

>> No.52228849

>>52228763
They don't follow american auditing standards, so those low PEs might be completely fake.
and also PE is a lagging indicator.
they backed out on allowing audits last I heard too, flip flopping again maybe?

I could be wrong I just don't see any reason to trust chinks with doing financials correctly. They're not paying high dividends so its not like you can trust the payout history as objective evidence.

>> No.52228851

Estimated price of UEC in 1 years time?

>> No.52228861

>>52228851
Somewhere between 4.50 and 6.50

>> No.52228868
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>>52228851
For an ATM straddle, the market is pricing in a movement of $2.85, so this puts the upper end at like $6.50

>> No.52228874

>>52228851
it follows support well, probably 6 dollars

>> No.52228895

with Chinese markets pumping so much, we will get a neon green day everywhere on Friday right?

>> No.52228896

>>52228861
>>52228868
>>52228874
Thank you

>> No.52228898

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.52228935

>>52228895
if US payrolls are lower and unemployment print higher you'll see the brightest neon green you've never seen before

>> No.52228939

>>52228898
nothing happened wtf r u talking abt

>> No.52228940

>>52228898
STOP YELLING SIR
IT APPEARS THAT THEY BOUGHT A LARGE AMOUNT OF SHARES IN LOW LIQUIDITY

>> No.52228942

>>52228896
Now keep in mind: that's a 74% gain. Huge.
But if that does materialize, keep in mind the U sector is very tightly coupled; you could just as well pick like UUUU or URNM instead

>> No.52228944

>>52228935
unlikely given jobless claims have been relatively stable.

>> No.52228966

>>52228942
Why is the sector so tighly correlated, and why would uec and uuuu go up so much even though their earnings per share is actually negative? They don’t make any money

>> No.52228969

PEOPLE WHO PICK SIDES AND DON'T PLAY BOTH NEVER LEARN

>> No.52228976
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52228979

janny (niggers) tongue my anus
>long meta

>> No.52228982
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Business idea:
crocs but for your hands

>> No.52228990
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>>52228796
You are retarded. You think credit spreads are some magical money making instrument? Yeah let’s all quit our jobs and sell credit spreads every week, it’s soooo easy! Shut up. You have no fucking clue what you are doing, you think these banks with trillion dollar balance sheets and armies of STEM PhDs haven’t tried your little scenario out? You think the edge you have is an option combo? Are u delusional? I will save you a lifetime of failure and tell you the secret to make money option trading.

THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE MONEY OPTION TRADING IS IF YOU THINK VOLATILITY IS MIS-PRICED.
THATS IT. NOTHING MORE. READ IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. THERE IS NO FUCKING OTHER WAY TO MAKE MONEY TRADING OPTIONS. THE COMBO YOU USE DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER AT ALL. YES READ THAT AGAIN…. AT ALL.

You are selling credit spreads like a fucking chimp every week and you been lucky for now… you will for sure lose all your money if you continue doing this. If you don’t believe me see what your max loss is on these trades and your win rate, then see how many losses in a row it would take to destroy ur port and the odds of that happening….
Now you can either realize you don’t know anything about options trading and move on with your life or you can sit down and start doing the work to educate yourself if you really want to. I don’t say this to be mean or rude but as a wake up call - your playing with fire. Wish you the best.

>> No.52229000

>>52228499
Nice, can't wait to meet all my /smg/bros in the gulag.

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>>52228990
>you think these banks with trillion dollar balance sheets and armies of STEM PhDs haven’t tried your little scenario out?

yes

>> No.52229008

>>52228990
Underrated.

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>> No.52229051
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Eggs are the next big thing
buy egg related stocks

>> No.52229060

>>52229051
No

>> No.52229063

>>52228966
There's like 60 stocks in the uranium sector and that's it. The supply is also bottlenecked. Prices are rising due to a speculation in the next 1-3 years about an energy crunch.

>> No.52229065

>>52228990
> THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE MONEY OPTION TRADING IS IF YOU THINK VOLATILITY IS MIS-PRICED
I would like to learn from you. Are you saying that if an option is a bet on a price at a time, the market will not be pricing that probability wrong, so the only thing you can hope for is that on the way there, there will be enough volatility that at some point the bet you took will temporarily be more attractive than when you took it (and thus higher priced), which is when you sell..something like that?

>> No.52229074

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>52229060

>> No.52229083

>>52229065
Hidden Tigers. It’s what happens when there’s Volga shock and zomma spread backwardation.

>> No.52229096

>>52229065
To expand a bit, if an option is a bet on a price at a time, but the price of the option also take expected volatility into account (as I understand to be the case)…are you on the other hand saying that the market will never get the probability of the price at the time wrong, so that part of the option price is always correct, whereas for some reason the market sometimes gets the expected volatility wrong (and anons could know better) so that part of the option price can be wrong, which can be exploited? If you mean this, rather than my other suggestion above, then I don’t get it, because I don’t see how I could know better than the market what volatility to expect.

>> No.52229097

merry christmas /smg/

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>yields haven't been this inverted in over 40 years

>> No.52229115

we all could have retired if we just bought cweb calls

>> No.52229116

>>52229083
Teach me about the voltage shocks and backward zoomer spreads senpai

>> No.52229118

>>52229083
lol fair enough, but that only happens to straddlers though, right? I would personally only consider options to hedge, and not until I get them (but I probably should learn how to use them to ridk manage my portfolio better). So I hope to understand them from a fundamental pov, more looking for potholes to avoid rather than loopholes to exploit.

>> No.52229142

>>52228966
they move based on spot/long term contract prices. if uranium is 100$, and theres not enough supply, these companies will get contracts and make a lot of money. thats the thesis

>> No.52229161

whats the point of buying class A shares over class B/C if you are never going to vote anyway?

>> No.52229209

reminder that the nu great depression starts tomorrow

https://nypost.com/2022/11/02/heroin-chic-is-back-and-curvy-bodies-big-butts-are-out/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow

>> No.52229227

>>52228475
Pls no heem

>> No.52229279

>>52229209
please god one of the few times i wish for these shitty tabloid articles be true. I fucking hate how jews forced this notion for women to be all fat and disgusting and we can go back to women actually being cute and petite again.

>> No.52229291

Mumu, thank you for giving me your money again. I appreciate it

>> No.52229299

>>52229051
Like what, my good sir? Eggs will never go out of business.

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guys, I'm getting a real bad ominous feeling of what's gonna happen. Diesel shortages, railroad strikes and the economic crash is gonna be biblical.

Any depression proof stocks I should be buying just in case?

>> No.52229321

>>52229291
And then you gave me your money by buying my puts right before the global melt-up

>> No.52229325

>>52229314
A gun

>> No.52229332

>>52229325
I don't condone suicide

>> No.52229356
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CHINA IS PIVOTING BROS

>> No.52229370

>>52229332
>suicide
Yeah I'm thinking bearish on your life faggot. I think you should rope yourself. The gun is for murder and robbery not beta bitchboy shit like kysing yourself.

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>>52229356
This pump is actually bearish.

>> No.52229385

>>52229356
>china's inflationary reopening is bullish for us stocks

>> No.52229402

I put 26,000 in my account Wednesday and got 13,000 instant BP yesterday. Without thinking I swung and lost about half of my 1k cushion, so to speak, dropping down to 25,560. I can fill it back up, I guess.

I really need your help /biz/. I know Bobo vs Mumu is culture here, but I've got medical bills and other expenses I wanted to take care of. What are you guys investing in right now? I want to make catastrophically big gains. At least a couple hundred a day.

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>>52229356
>fed pivotards pivoting to china pivotards

>> No.52229413

>>52229402
>What are you guys investing in right now?
Cash, because this schizo market is simply too unpredictable.

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>democrat from a FUCKING FINANCE COMMITTEE and a subcommittee on INTERNATIONAL FUCKING TRADE goes short
>Biden says "republicans are going to crash the market!"
>midterms coming up, demonrats are insanely unpopular
>rumors of chinks opening up
>gold going up
>bonds going fucking apeshit

They're really gonna do it huh? They're literally saying "let us have the midterms or the market gets it" aren't they?

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>>52229433
brandon will do anything for those votes

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>>52229227
Please heem

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Good morning. I HATE stocks and the stock market.

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If we don't dump I'm financially ruined.

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>>52229499
In 4 hours and 5 mins, you will see this image again. Sorry bro

>> No.52229514

>>52229356
more like pivoting towards an epic crash

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>>52228990
volatility is always mispriced, because insurance buyers are risk averse

>> No.52229532

>>52229505
I'm actually still short and this would be good for me (Up 18.35% on TECS and another 7.92% on SPXS) but I am so fucking sick and tired of getting stopped out, losing my shit, coming back, breaking even, catching a small gain, then losing it, then getting it back, then getting a big one, so on and so forth. Timing the market is hard as shit. Who woulda thunk?

>> No.52229535

MUMU
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNS

>> No.52229540

>>52229529
or perhaps i should say that they're infinitely risk averse
I'm thinking of pension funds that buy puts regadless of price, and shorts that do the same with calls

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>>52229532
I know the feeling

>> No.52229578

i will never financially recover from this

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>>52229535
Bobo
Bobo open up
Bobo?

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I have a single course thick hair growing on the top of my right ear, much thicker and darker than the normal tiny invisible hairs. I'm about to pluck it off. Bullish or bearish?

>> No.52229605

Mumu, can you tell me what nasdaq is currently at?

>> No.52229620
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52229620

Yields....

>> No.52229623
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52229623

why aren't futures blood red
why isn't it dumping
WHY ISN'T IT DUMPING

>> No.52229633

>>52229623
We can't dump yet. Bull trap to 390 first.

>> No.52229637

>>52229620
What do Anime maids do on their time off?

>> No.52229643

>>52229586

Mumu's are headed to the poor-house

>> No.52229647
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52229647

This bugs me. Reminds me of a quote from Carlin "It's a big club and (you)'re not in it"

>> No.52229651

>>52229637
Drink beer

>> No.52229656
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>>52229651
>>52229637
OPS

>> No.52229659

>>52229647
I remember that /smg/ talked about it and we all knew why they sold. We are in the club, Mumus just refuse to listen.

>> No.52229667

>>52229659
Oh I see. The club is like school activities were I'm in it but not in it at the same time.

>> No.52229687

>>52229659
wish i was here. i sold at 4200 cause it was huuugely overvalued at that point but i would have shorted as well

>> No.52229713

I love Meta so much bros. The only warning sign about it is the insider trades of 2022.

>> No.52229716

>>52229623
The market is 100% fake. Nothing propping it up but wishful thinking really. It will collapse. Not a matter of "if," just "when." Little scam pumps here and there mean nothing in the long run.

>> No.52229749

Two words: Hang Seng Index

>> No.52229760
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52229760

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mumu fucking stop it right fuckin now

>> No.52229761

>>52229623
vix is down, you should have been spooked. shorts gonna close over weekend for sure

>> No.52229779

anons
looking for some recession proof stocks for the winter
so far I am doing well with discount/dollar/pound stores and have put into an insolvency firm
any other ideas

>> No.52229800

>>52229779
uranium

>> No.52229815

>>52229779
thinking home depot
has taken a dip but will surely climb pre-christmas?

>> No.52229818

>>52229779
Soxl

>> No.52229841

isn't this actually a sell signal? people don't hold over the weekend.

>> No.52229859
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52229859

mega cap sold off big yesterday but VIX just shrugs it off and goes lower
the market is literally telling bobos we're heading into a santa rally.
keep your santa frogs, santa mumus, santa basedjaks and santa child cartoon character memes ready

>> No.52229860

>>52229800
>>52229818
I am investing not gambling

>> No.52229868

>>52228425
Gay futures
We'll dump hard in the last hour going towards the weekend

>> No.52229874

>>52229860
How is uranium gambling?

>> No.52229883

>>52229874
metals are unpredictable for me compared to proven market trends

>> No.52229890

>>52229860
guarantee you gambling on individual stocks is more gambling than buying a uranium ETF
uranium is the future

>> No.52229902

this massive pump is going to lead to one hell of a dump later today I bet

>> No.52229910

>>52229859
Vix just acts like another Jewish scam

>> No.52229918

>>52229890
whats your reasoning
the inevitable turn to nuclear?
you could have a point here

>> No.52229924

>>52229779
financials (banks) were beaten up the last few years and are coming back now after proving they have strong balance sheets

>> No.52229934

>>52229924
my worry with this is banks are probably going to end up holding a lot of property after foreclosures
not sure the housing markets going to allow them to sell on well

>> No.52229936

>>52229918
my main point of that post is that 30 uranium companies in an etf is going to be less risky than you buying 5-10 stocks that are 'recession proof' because if only one of your stocks collapses your entire portfolio will perform very badly

>> No.52229954

We will pump until jobs data, then drop 400 on the Dow in an instant, then drop the rest of the day

>> No.52229956

>>52229936
I am not risk averse
I split my portfolio into long term and medium
Uranium seems like it could be an idea for long term
I dont see any discount stores collapsing before christmas
they will slump after but if we are still in a recession they will jump back in spring

>> No.52229961

>>52229883
They can't be anymore schizo then the rest of the market. Even btc is more stable and predictable than any index right now

>> No.52229966
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>>52229954
I hope your right this time buy puts faggot

>> No.52229969

>>52228583
>https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/4chan-biz/stocks-list
Yeah hahaha I sure hope nobody comes to this Mongolian Basket Weaving forum for serious financial advice haha

>> No.52229970

>>52229623
You might get a dump if the job report is as good as the one last month. I sold put spreads though, so it won't :)

>> No.52229976

>futures

https://youtu.be/UQB06lNvprY

>> No.52229985
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52229985

>>>/k/55912558
>I was here before the r/wojak diaspora was. You can seethe as much as you want, but shitting up 4chan isn't going to change r*ddit's moderation policies :^)

>> No.52229993

i have every finger upon the market's prostate

>> No.52230002

>>52229954
When is job market data coming out?

>> No.52230010

>>52230002
2 hours 25 mins

>> No.52230015

>>52229961
dont touch any indexes for this reason
I am up 9% on my medium term investments and expect further gains

>> No.52230049
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>>52229969
what the fuck is this lmao

>> No.52230073
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I thought the floor was $60. This shit might hit $50

>> No.52230102

>>52230073
people laughed at me for suggesting google is basically META

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lmao fuck me, and here I was thinking my $3K YINN profit in 2 days was great
could have doubled it if I had held through!
biggest brain would have been to re-buy yesterday morning on the drop to $21.70
>>52143408
>>52144002
>>52153538
>>52154473

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>>52230134
you sold after the social media lockdown end schizo news which was the best possible move, but it's now pumping because the schizos were actually right

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put/call ratio has fallen extremely sharply
vvix looking extra sus

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I am an shambles financially and emotionally. Bullbros, when does the sun rise again?

>> No.52230171

we're either going to have a nice little pump today or a massive bull trap

>> No.52230172

>>52230144
after seeing the denials and scrubbing of the interview questions, I did not think the risk:reward was there to hold through Fed day - and I was right, it fell from $24.25 to a low of $21.70 yesterday morning, a $2550 drop for the position
as far as I know, it still is not official, still just 100% rumor
https://www.forexlive.com/news/china-says-not-aware-of-report-that-it-is-preparing-to-end-covid-flight-suspensions-20221104/
https://www.forexlive.com/news/china-to-make-significant-changes-to-covid-policy-soon-says-former-government-expert-20221104/
oh well
the thesis was correct, and I can't complain about the profit

>> No.52230177

>>52230073
>$50
$30

>> No.52230185

>>52229874
>>52229890
>>52229918
>>52229936
>>52229956
URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
U
U
UEC
E
C

>> No.52230203
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52230203

>your TA is shit
>no, you can't use TA on forex
cry more faggots

>> No.52230215

why are markets green?

>> No.52230224

>>52230203
lmao what kind of retard said you couldn't use TA for forex
it's arguably the asset class where TA is used the most, where people care the most about moving averages and fib levels
other than interest rate fundamentals driving currencies, TA is arguably the most effective for currencies..

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52230225

Which one of you assholes talked me into this UVIX bullshit?

>> No.52230226

>>52230185
Pretty based

>> No.52230228

>>52230172
well your reasoning was because it fell to multi year low and it's an overreaction but both points are actually worthless
chinas economic data is not trustworthy, their GDP is like 40% housing, warmongering, market (investor) unfriendly party,... they could have fallen even more or trade sideways for months, years
to be fair you were lucky those news broke out during this timeframe

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>>52230215
Because the market has become completely detached from reality and it once again is expecting Powell to EPIK PIVOOOOOOOT in december.

Yes, the forward-looking market is really expecting Powell to LE PIVOOOOOOT after he said he will rape the market dead 2 days ago. Reminder, the retail does not move markets, this is all "smart people" with a lot of money thinking this.

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>>52230203
That rejection also lines up with the top of the bull-flag channel.

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Hold for life as the divvy and the growth just compound like mad..Give your heirs a nice leg up cause fuck you think shat's bad now just wait 40 years..College is a joke now. Wait 40 years. College will set you back then what a house costs now.

>> No.52230289
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52230289

Oh no no no no… democratxirs…

>> No.52230296

>>52230228
I expected them to make an announcement to save their markets from falling - I expected them to do some form of intervention, I did not expect it to come in the form of leaks however
They did similar action to prop up their markets in the second week of march of this year
It was an overreaction, and it did fall to lows not seen since 2005
>chinas economic data is not trustworthy
I don't give a shit - I wasn't investing for the longterm, YINN is for swingtrading - if they put out a report that is false but pumps their markets, that's great. I don't care if it's true or not - I care about the movement of the stock(s)
>they could have fallen even more
they could have, but on Monday especially, the risk:reward for bounce vs continue falling was very, very good - now not so much

>> No.52230301

>>52230289
Why would the republicans do this?

>> No.52230304
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52230304

Morning frens. What's the latest global financial disaster not yet priced in to these market?

>> No.52230305

IT'S SO FUCKING GREEEEEEEEEEEN

>> No.52230327

>>52230304
>What's the latest global financial disaster not yet priced in to these market?
CPI this Thursday 8:30am EST

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>>52230327

>> No.52230413
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how do I profit off of this death spiral with the debt?

https://youtu.be/G4CKmzBf5Cs

>> No.52230415
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52230415

Futures are being built up to knock em down with hot jobs data

>> No.52230422

>>52230296
I don't see a good risk/reward for short term swing trade after it's fallen like -8% in a day, that's just catching a falling knife and hoping some positive news break out. and betting on hopium will burn you fast

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>>52228425
>OH MY SCIENCE DID YOU SEE WHAT HECKIN BUFFETT JUST DID?!

>> No.52230427
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>>52230413
What's the MMT reason for why picrel is ok? Seems to defy simple logic.

>> No.52230443

>>52230427
MMT states that debt doesn't matter as long as the payments can be serviced. Nations theoretically last forever so their is no need to pay all of the debt back by X point. MMT also says taxes are how you control inflation and money supply. Academic gobbledygook.

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52230449

>red
>green
>red
>green
>red
>green

>> No.52230455

How are we looking, bros?

>> No.52230463

>>52230443
So basically is cope for why they can't pay their credit cards off in full and why they keep swiping said credit card. Absolutely disgusting

>> No.52230472

>>52230463
It's what a bunch of western governments used to justify insane pandemic spending. And then they throw their hands up and go "we have NO idea why inflation is out of control, must be Roosia" .

>> No.52230473

>>52228425
"A WMA has little or no redeeming virtue"- john ehlers in his 2013 book. BASED

>> No.52230488

>>52230472
And now daddy Jerome has to speak some sense into these spending goys. Must be Putin's price hikes

>> No.52230495

>>52230488
Up in Leafland the budgetary office made it very clear that hyperinflation is almost entirely domestic driven, pretty much told trudeau to shut the fuck up, stop spending and stop blaming Russia.

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Bobo and Mumu: Which one of you is eating medium rare steak tonight with expensive alcohol and which one is eating rice and beans with room temperature unfiltered tap water?

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>>52230455
>How are we looking, bros?
we will see either green or red wojaks in 1 hour (payrolls and unemployment)

>> No.52230514

>>52230495
Why is meat so expensive up there? But then rent/housing is cheaper than the states, but from what I've seen, the cost of meat would bankrupt most poor families if we had the same prices in the states.

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All this greenery before the report is a good sign

>> No.52230522
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>>52230423
The US government will actually go bankrupt if they hold these rates, tell me, is that sussin or bussin? It's sussin, the FED has to pivot and will do what was done in the 40's and 50's and begin spending ungodly amounts of cash to keep inflation high thus reducing their debt. It's a tax that's not called a tax and they will tax the everything fuck out of everyone. That or the US government defaults and shit hits the fan globally and bobo sits on a throne of 24 karat blood gold.

>> No.52230523

>>52230443
>MMT also says taxes are how you control inflation and money supply
In other news, taxes will be raping people to death soon.

>> No.52230524

>>52230514
I don't know about that. Groceries are way cheaper in Ontario than Florida, but that was a month ago so maybe it changed? The whole Canada is collapsing from grocery prices is a meme. I bought 3 12oz striploins for $11CAD this past weekend.

>> No.52230534

>>52230524
Alright so sounds like what I've seen is a lie then, that seems pretty comparable

>> No.52230536
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>>52230449
>snib
>snab
>snib
>snab
>snib
>snab

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>>52230514
A test run for the NWO before it gets fully implemented worldwide. By 2030, meat will be so expensive by design, that most people will only be able to eat it a few times a year, such as on their birthday

>> No.52230540
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52230540

Yikes

>> No.52230543

>>52230523
All while the principal of the debt remains untouched or grows

>> No.52230554
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52230554

Oilchads!!

>> No.52230580

>>52230534
>>52230534
That /pol/ thread that pops up every so often with super inflated Canadian food prices is made up of pictures taken from remote northern communities. Now that's not to say inflation isn't happening up here, but it's not the hellscape /pol/ wants it to be.

>> No.52230585

fukken green futes cucking my gains

>> No.52230587

>>52229209
Based. I hate the thicc meme.
t. '90fag

>> No.52230588
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52230588

oil?
OIL!

>> No.52230610

>>52230554
>>52230588
Is tonight's jump because the G-7 confirmed they're retarded enough to go through with the price cap or something else?

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52230641

good morning

>> No.52230644

>>52228765
94

>> No.52230648

>>52230580
That makes a little more sense now. I think the pics I saw was like $15 for a lb of ground beef. It's like $5 where I'm at in the states.

>> No.52230653

I will laugh if the reopening rumor in China turns out to be bullshit

>> No.52230675
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52230675

We are pumping hard in Europe, cyclical stocks up bigly

>> No.52230686

Nice try mumu, but I'm not buying your fake rally

>> No.52230693

Why is Europe pumping so hard? Why is dollar weakening? Why is everything so retarded? Inflation keeps going up... the banks in Europe will have to keep increasing aggressively, and yet no-one seems to care.

>> No.52230710

>>52230693
You can't dump all your long positions unless you convince some moron to buy them off you

>> No.52230712

>>52230610
they doubled profit

>> No.52230713

Should I learn AWS, GCP, or Azure?

>> No.52230716

>>52230693
With fiat currency you can literally go on forever. Just keep establishing a new floor and just reset back to zero once we enter zimbabwe levels and sweep all that pesky debt under the rug and forget it ever existed.

>> No.52230718

>>52228425
Why's everything going up

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>>52230422
>he doesn't know how to juggle
>he doesn't understand social order is the most important element
>he doesn't understand that a market in freefall causing international kerfuffle forces CCP market aid

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>>52229408
Yo dawg, we heard you're a bulltard so we pivoted China to pivot your pivot so you can pivot while you pivot

>> No.52230741
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52230741

>when you’re up 300% on OIL and everyone else is down 15%

>> No.52230746

>>52230327
Fed no longer cares about CPI. The most important metric for them right now is unemployment

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>>52230721
fair enough

>> No.52230756

>>52230588
Is the US still dumping the strategic reserves?

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52230760

https://youtu.be/auzfTPp4moA
THREAD THEME

>> No.52230772

I am betting against america

>> No.52230781

>>52230756
15 million barrels in November and December, about half of what the previous months have been.

>> No.52230788

>>52230781
So, they're not stopping. So much for buying back in the fall.

>> No.52230794
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52230794

Big yuan increase overnight. This is based on a (somewhat more credible) rumor of China relaxing covid zero. If it actually happens I think it could crack 7 fast.

>>52229356
Good work, came to post about this.

>> No.52230805

>>52230746
>Fed no longer cares about CPI
lol
l o l
>The most important metric for them right now is unemployment
..which is also hot
we'll see with NFP in 15 minutes, but after JOLTS, ADP, weekly reports, it's also probably going to be hot - would be surprised if we come in slightly under expectations, but it is what the market wants to hear

>> No.52230806

>>52230693
>>52230794
German meeting with China confirming they're not going to go full retard with Chinese sanctions, pumping both EU and China

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>>52230788
>So much for buying back in the fall.
b-but didn't you hear them say they will buy back at $70? it will surely go into this price range after another OPEC cut

>> No.52230823

>>52230746
Imbecile

>> No.52230844
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52230844

good morning
fuck this gay earth

>> No.52230851

>>52230806
Fuckin hypocrites. Damn how I despise the German's proclivity toward being such pretentious bastards. Heh, never mind me bros :)

>> No.52230863

>>52228455
already done. what now?

>> No.52230872

I have $1500, what do I buy?

>> No.52230878

>>52230872
Wheat

>> No.52230881

>>52230872
Stay in cash

>> No.52230884

>>52230872
uxvy give it a few weeks because by tuesday we'll know if 355 is going to hold or not

>> No.52230894

>>52230872
A rifle and some ammo.

>> No.52230900

>>52230872
electric bike

>> No.52230901

TWO
MINUTES

>> No.52230902

>>52230884
Why Tuesday?

>> No.52230915
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52230915

Here goes nothing...

>> No.52230917
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52230917

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTFWT

>> No.52230931

sorry guys i pressed the sell button xD im so random!
-elon

>> No.52230933

197k

>> No.52230936
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52230936

Scorching hot!
Jerome, paging Jerome!

>> No.52230938

>>52230872
euro

>> No.52230947
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>>52228455
>Buy gold silver and oil
So you think we're going into the part of the cycle where commodities will do the best?

>> No.52230946

>October Payrolls 261K, Exp. 195K
!!!!!

>> No.52230949
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strong payrolls but unemployment higher
mixed data

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>> No.52230953

Wasnt thr expectation at 200k. So bullish? 197k

>> No.52230956

>>52230946
Last month was also revised from 263k to 315k!!!
Hourly earnings hot too

>> No.52230959

>>52230917
>>52230805
https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-october-non-farm-payrolls-261k-vs-200k-expected-20221104/
lmao
>expected: 200k
>actual: 261k
>prior revised up from 263k to 315k
>hourly earnings +0.4% vs 0.3% expected (sticky wage inflation)
30% beat of expectations
HOT

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>>52230933
>>52230953
IT'S 261K, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING 197K?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.52230962

BUDDY LOOK AT 10Y YIELD COMPUTER

>> No.52230968
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where are the pivotards now

>> No.52230973

These sell offs after inconsequential data are getting so fucking old. Wow unemployment isn’t 5% yet, no fucking shit it’s the last indicator to turn

>> No.52230979

My mom said her 401k went to zero and now we are losing the house.
Thanks /biz/

>> No.52230980

https://youtu.be/sh7BZf7D5Bw

>> No.52230982
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>DKNG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHA

>> No.52230986

But no really what happened in China? Is it really just that the US finished some audits?

>> No.52230988

>>52230979
Well at least she's not getting fired.

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.

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>>52230289
Trumps fault.

>> No.52230998

>>52230988
She's retired.

>> No.52231005

>>52230979
>>52230979
whoa

>> No.52231006

>2YR/10YR at -0.58
We genuinely have a 5-year depression ahead of us don't we.

>> No.52231008

>>52230986
They got a dictator who wants to be the yellow emperor and who has no problem with random inconsistent abuse of businesses. Why bother investing in that kind of market when you can find deals in the US now.

>> No.52231009

>>52230986
Rumors that they're planning to consider investigating the possibility of lifting COVID zero in Dongwang and Heehaw provinces.

>>52230998
Oh, then she only has to worry about her Social Security getting cut.

>> No.52231015

>>52230413
Commodities and crypto. Also weed.

>> No.52231013

Why are futures holding strong?
Because unemployment rate went up?

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>>52231013
Because, well...

>> No.52231024

Sloppy job, bobo

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>>52230760
Real thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJT5E48jn0

Persistence always overcomes resistance
Is the words of Mr. Magic
Not to be confused with the magican, hat tricks
Out the bag, look at what the cat done drug in cousin
If you don't know, you buggin
There's about to be muggin
My brova Jorge is here
Swords is clear as I pour beer for years
More to share, Cheers
It's good to see you back boss
Game ain't changed since the Crack to Iraq wars

>> No.52231029

>>52231013
Kikes are swinging. Usually take about 15 to 30 mins

>> No.52231032

>>52231006
>we
I'm gonna be in South Africa on a golf course

>> No.52231034

>>52230986
starting on Tuesday an image of black text on a white background began circulating on social media saying that China was forming a committee to reevaluate zero covid strategy, transitioning to opening as soon as March
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-02/how-a-mysterious-china-screenshot-spurred-a-450-billion-rally#xj4y7vzkg
https://archive.. ph/7GWu8
the party has come out and made (weak) denials of it, more and more people began talking about them ending zero covid / changing strategy
https://www.forexlive.com/news/china-says-not-aware-of-report-that-it-is-preparing-to-end-covid-flight-suspensions-20221104/
https://www.forexlive.com/news/china-to-make-significant-changes-to-covid-policy-soon-says-former-government-expert-20221104/
we also had Scholz (german chancellor) just visit China yesterday/today, which makes world markets believe that there will continue to be ties and trade between EU and China, that they won't get involved in the US / China trade war, which is good for global growth

>> No.52231044

>>52231013
Bad news is good news

>> No.52231047

SILVER AND COPPER COMPUTER!
Metals believe the China pivot.

>> No.52231046

>>52230472
>pandemic spending did this
>not russia sanctions limiting energy and commodities

Anon, put the cnn down.

>> No.52231049

>>52231013
Economy cools down, FED won't hike rates as much
Basically pivot is back on the menu now

>> No.52231052

Dow will close down 1000

>> No.52231054

So many bobos makes me feel like yall about to get ass blasted

>> No.52231058
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Employment not so good under the hood.

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>>52230902
is spy closes below 382 its over. I expect retest of 355 very quickly bc that would mean a failure of both the upper resistance and the "higher low" that bulls are coping with in the hopes that october was the beggining of a new uptrend not realizing that they failed to even get anywhere close to 400+. 50% retracement target hit, long term 236 target failed multiple time so that means we are officially in a downtrend. now look at futures. if this was an uptrend why people buying fewer contracts on each upswing? and why if this is a reversal would the selling be increasing. yellow circle is june8th mini pump which hit a 50% retracement. next week should be a capitulation moment. and uxvy is currently holding a pattern for a few weeks and just touched it for a 3rd time wednesday and holding up better than vix is

>> No.52231066

>>52231049
What the fuck are you reading. Market is still too hot and inflation too sticky to be pivoooting

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>>52231006
Dont be worried. Depressions still had people making money. Its just going to be harder, smaller gains and slower. Plenty of people worked through the depression. However inversed yields are really only because no one is buying long dated bonds yet. And why would you if you knew in another month it would be higher. Soon as fed says theyre pausing rates will uninvert.

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>>52230554
Why yes, I bought zoom at 110. How did you know?

>> No.52231077

>>52231058
Good for stocks. Today the market rallys

>> No.52231078

US adds 261k new jobs for October. Economy is still smoldering hot. More interest rate hikes to come. Market is going to dump like fuck.

>> No.52231083

>>52231049
You are delusional

>> No.52231085

>>52231061
Sorry what is this chart?

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>>52231078
household survey results show 300k job losses. data is mixed.

>> No.52231089

Bake new thread faggots

>> No.52231091

Ignore these fake ass futs, market will tank 15 minutes after open

>> No.52231090

>>52231027
Based DOOM poster

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So Jerome can pull out a Christmas surprise (75 point hike) because of the hot jobs growth now. Bullish!

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>>52231089

>> No.52231101

Green friday +5% incoming last friday before the midterms

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Hey open up Bobo, it’s me

>> No.52231107

>>52231085
accumulation/distribution of SPY mini futures contracts on a daily time frame. notice how on a "higher low" during a "start of a new uptrend" the contract selling is increasing? the real down market is about to begin

>> No.52231111

first time back in the markets for 6 months lads
whats the play now?
OIL? Military?

>> No.52231116

>>52231109
>>52231109
>>52231109
new
>>52231109
>>52231109
>>52231109
new

>> No.52231117

>>52230959
Unemployment above consensus, green we go. Fed and market only care about unemployment now. Cope

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Man I've watched spy for the last 10 mins while I read this thread and the trading range is fucking nuts.

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>> No.52231125

>>52228583
>>52228526
It's the same shit as the last 2 fridays. They will pump this bitch into tuesday for brandon.
>NO, THAT'S SCHIZO
Your shorts are bleeding
Your longs are bleeding
Only the schizos make money

>> No.52231127

>>52231117
>Unemployment above consensus
lol - due to participation - bearish

>> No.52231131

>>52231078
I assume this but damn those futures look crazy with euro/usd

>> No.52231176

>>52230472
>*increases immigration to get more 'taxpayers' to pay debt*
Nothin personal, taxslave.

>> No.52231236

I am officially FOMOing into TQQQ

>> No.52231258

>>52230998
So, no more tendies?

>> No.52231321

>>52230962
Big differences in tbill median vs high yields. Market conniption.

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>>52230737

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>>52231034
>transitioning to opening as soon as March
>March