/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52225085]

Dance edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52223296

[Anonymous No.52225101]

First for Taylor

[Anonymous No.52225102]

>>52225085
First for (((Kaag)))

[Anonymous No.52225132]

First for cannabis

[Anonymous No.52225133]

>>52225102
that namefag doesn't even visit this thread, why are you sharing this lore?

[Anonymous No.52225134]

>GME IS GOING TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.52225141]

>>52225133

[Anonymous No.52225147]

>>52225134
>Gonna be our time soon apes. All those people that mocked me are going to be sorry.

[Anonymous No.52225152]

>>52225133
Oi vey!

[Anonymous No.52225158]

might as well bake the next thread

[Anonymous No.52225162]

is tradovate a good trading platform for futures?
looks kinda limited

[Anonymous No.52225168]

>>52225158
On it. Baking meow

[Anonymous No.52225175]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.52225176]

>>52225158
>NEW
>NEW
>NEW
>>52225085
>>52225085
>>52225085
>>52225085
>>52225085

[Anonymous No.52225183]

I think I might have a coworker who posts on /smg/ and /sp/

[Anonymous No.52225196]

>>52225183
Leave me alone Greg

[Anonymous No.52225201]

>>52225196
Don't worry it's not you

[Anonymous No.52225209]

>>52225183
kyle? Is that you?

[Anonymous No.52225230]

>>52225209
No, but there is a kyle in our division. God I hope there's not two of them now...

[Anonymous No.52225232]

finish this chart
ill start

[Anonymous No.52225233]

Are you guys MGTOWs?

[Anonymous No.52225237]

Are you guys into War Mode?

[Anonymous No.52225240]

Was the journey worthwhile?

[Anonymous No.52225241]

>>52225232
I want stone cold Steve Austin giving the stunner to the market line. Someone with skills make this happen
>Austin 3:16

[Anonymous No.52225250]

>>52225232

[Anonymous No.52225253]

>>52225233
only due to the fact that I have only met one girl that has met every one of my criteria and no other girl can met the bar she has set for me

[Anonymous No.52225256]

>>52225183
Hi Cole.

[Anonymous No.52225272]

>>52225253
It's a bot

[Anonymous No.52225274]

>>52225233
Like magic the gathering on windows? Like og magic before arena?

[Anonymous No.52225279]

>>52225241
im more of a lines and shapes kinda guy i have no edit skills im retarded

[Anonymous No.52225285]

>>52225250
>>52225232
>rreplying to yourself

[Anonymous No.52225287]

>>52225240

[Anonymous No.52225295]

NET dumped 13% to 43 AH

Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.52225308]

>>52225240
Sure, I've enjoyed the journey

[Anonymous No.52225310]

>>52225295
I want NET at 0 and I want NET to stop having a monopoly on the internet.
Also, I sure hope everyone on /smg/ is short twitter.

[Anonymous No.52225319]

>>52225285
yeah i said ill start you fucking faggot thats how this works are you new to this

[Anonymous No.52225323]

How many more "once in a lifetime crashes" before 2030?

[Anonymous No.52225326]

>>52225240
zoom out. someone holding that for 5 years earned 100% or more already. how much have you earned?

[Anonymous No.52225345]

>>52225260
Credit or debit?

[Anonymous No.52225352]

>>52225295
Check out TWLO. lol.

[Anonymous No.52225355]

>>52225323
As many as we need.

[Anonymous No.52225356]

Apple is worth more than Google Amazon and Facebook combined

[Anonymous No.52225361]

Has anyone on /smg/ had success finding a therapist?

[Anonymous No.52225362]

>>52225326
>just hold for 5 years
Okay champ. I’ll hold through the covid crash and just zoom out.

[Anonymous No.52225369]

>>52225102
>>52225133
i want to anal her

[Anonymous No.52225379]

>>52225295
NET was at one time going for sub 20.. Fuck I should've bagged hard and then sold at over 200. Let's see 10,000 /20 = 500 shares. x 200 = 100,000 profit.. Fuck...

[Anonymous No.52225382]

>>52225285
im sorry that was rude i love everyone here im drunk and i wanted to meme on mumus

[Anonymous No.52225383]

>>52225361
>therapist
Therapy and psychology are scams bro. Find religion.

[Anonymous No.52225387]

>>52225232

[Anonymous No.52225388]

>>52225383
I need help with my social skills, not finding meaning in life.

[Anonymous No.52225389]

Cryptokiddies BTFO

[Anonymous No.52225392]

>>52225326
-60%
Not joking

[Anonymous No.52225400]

okay send help with math or something.

i put 2100$ in my account. i go down to 1500$. without adding any money i come back to 2100$

in my mind i havent lost money but am i down money in some wierd math way?

[Anonymous No.52225408]

>>52225362
>buys index funds
>can't hold for 5 years
nigga what?

[Anonymous No.52225415]

slurp MSFT or GOOGL?

[Anonymous No.52225416]

Apple layoffs are bullish going into job report day which should show a small negative print at last, only because mumu will believe its strong evidence that powell will pivot in December and they will do a short squeeze to erase all put and call gains for those who held and didn't reposition today.

[Anonymous No.52225422]

>>52225361
Why would you spend money on a therapist when you can just drink a beer and tell yourself it’s all gonna be alright?

[Anonymous No.52225427]

>>52225400
You're confusing percentages and values. If you went from 2100 to 1500 to 2100, you didn't lose anything. However, that means you were down ~30% and then back up 40%. If you were merely back up 30%, you would have been at a loss.

[Anonymous No.52225435]

>>52225400
if you put in 2100 and have 2100 and didn't put in anything else you didn't lose anything did you? Wtf are you on.

[Anonymous No.52225436]

why does smg hate crypto so much?

[Anonymous No.52225438]

>>52225416
Go back

[Anonymous No.52225439]

>>52225326
I'm up almost 100% this year. Imagine not holding oil.

[Anonymous No.52225443]

>>52225422
I'm too old to drink the necessary quantities for that... I get bad hangovers these days

[Anonymous No.52225444]

>>52225415
Neither. Wait for AMZN.

[Anonymous No.52225445]

>>52225232

[Anonymous No.52225456]

>>52225361
>a therapist?
Don't need one. I have a mirror.

[Anonymous No.52225459]

>>52225400
You didn't deduction the daily 1% inflation

[Anonymous No.52225463]

>>52225383
>>52225388
Unironically just read a bunch of bible talk about the source of anger, self-pity and depression. Bookmarked the story of Samson and also Jezebel. Crazy but it works

[Anonymous No.52225464]

>>52225388
there's books for that. therapists not great for it
you might want to read up on personality disorders too, you might have deeper reasons for not being a social butterfly.

[Anonymous No.52225469]

>>52225422
I dunno some therapist are hot. Lay on couch and uh talk about whatever. Hey who knows maybe you can switch roles and have her on the couch but talking won't be involved..

[Anonymous No.52225470]

how to invest in automation once wagies finally lose their jobs to robots after the recession?

[Anonymous No.52225477]

>>52225436
Because everything apart from BTC is a scam, and Le Warren Buffet Cola Man said it's evil because it doesn't provide any cashflow.

[Anonymous No.52225482]

https://twitter.com/nhk_news/status/1587958226565341185?s=20&t=04hAxahPAGgz90ev0haS4g
Angel attack detected above Central Dogma.

[Anonymous No.52225491]

>>52225463
I don't think that's what I need
>>52225464
I've read several books, none of them have helped. And yes, I think I have a personality disorder... some kind of mix between schizoid and avoidant.

[Anonymous No.52225504]

>>52225491
>schizoid and avoidant.
Are you sure you just arent the mid 20s white guy in america? Actual schizos cant generally function enough to type without meds.

[Anonymous No.52225512]

>>52225491
Ok, now this is really crazy but, that's a demon. Sorry I'll go away. I belong at /x/ I know that. All I can do is hold oil puts until they do something

[Anonymous No.52225516]

>>52225085
lmao it really does look like AMZN stock is going to dump down to $80 real soon.

Question is, should I buy any right now or just keep waiting?

[Anonymous No.52225518]

>>52225085
Sup sluts

[Anonymous No.52225521]

>>52225445
do you apply time using ew patterns, personally I dont use them but am interested

[Anonymous No.52225527]

>>52225491
>I don't think that's what I need
I thought that too until I actually read the stories and even though I don't believe in god I Identified really strongly with the characters and morals

[Anonymous No.52225529]

>>52225504
not him but schizoid is not schizophrenia. Schizoids are bretty normal as far as I know they just tend to be alone.

[Anonymous No.52225542]

>>52225387
That mean is incorrect, 2020-2022 was a statistical anomaly created by the hyper-QE abomination. You should be calculating the mean to return to with all data from 2020 and onwards omitted.

[Anonymous No.52225544]

>>52225491
I am a schizoid too, just understanding why I don't like being around people helped.

>listen to what they say
>pick one word they said in the last sentence
>either ask for more info, or relate that to one of your own experiences
I'm not great at it but I can survive around normies. since none of my hobbies overlap with normies that's what makes it difficult.
if you are schizoid it will always be an uphill battle because you're fighting your nature. you're supposed to be a cave ogre.

[Anonymous No.52225548]

>>52225521
personally I don't either, just reading up on the stuff is somewhat difficult to understand let alone the time stuff that is mentioned. seems like alot of EW points are fairly subjective but abide by the certain rules that makes it a little less subjective.

[Anonymous No.52225556]

>>52225427
>>52225435
okay i was just thinking like how am i down if i dig myself back up.

>>52225459
uh oh..

[Anonymous No.52225558]

Just a threadly reminder. Scoopsies not giving me what I'm owed because I'm a hamchad is a prime example of reverse rape, which is just as horrific as actual rape. I'd argue it's worse.

[Anonymous No.52225559]

>>52225445
That's definitely the most accurate, that covid top will be initially rejected hard but once reality kicks in we will dump right past it

[Anonymous No.52225586]

The ride never ends.

[Anonymous No.52225589]

>>52225445
>>52225559
>bottom
That looks like August

[Anonymous No.52225594]

whats the plan mumu? for the hot jobs data and earnings misses and strong dollar in the morning? you finna slurp? you got capital ready?

[Anonymous No.52225603]

>>52225445
>>52225559
Kinda of what I thought too. We are going to go back below pre covid levels basically.

[Anonymous No.52225611]

>>52225232
Your chart is in the upper left. Both of these charts are monthly timeframe.

[Anonymous No.52225612]

>>52225548
might explain why your count is a mess

[Anonymous No.52225619]

>>52225548
yeah all those ew people are really up their own asses and desu I dont see them trading other then hopping on a trend and riding it which has nothing to do with ew

[Anonymous No.52225621]

>>52225612
is there a way to more accurately count the waves?

[Anonymous No.52225624]

>>52225250
>>52225232
S&P is down 5% so it doesn't have much more room to fall considering the historical 5-8% dip right before the election that happens. So something like this, with capitulation in January.

If there is a government shutdown in december, the capitulation will happen earlier.

[Anonymous No.52225629]

Trying to decide if i should accumulate SCHD for DRIP gains, or VTSAX for safe, solid growth.

[Anonymous No.52225650]

>New Kayne Tweet
How do we invest in Kayne?
There's another image that goes with this

[Anonymous No.52225655]

>>52225629
Why not both

[Anonymous No.52225664]

>>52225650

[Anonymous No.52225668]

>>52225477
>Because everything apart from BTC is a scam
kek

[Anonymous No.52225674]

>>52225650
the nets just suspended Kyrie for not apologizing to the jews or some shit. I don't watch nigger ball, but I think kike fatigue might be setting in

[Anonymous No.52225680]

>>52225621
My take, though the covid crash kind of negated desu senpai

[Anonymous No.52225682]

>>52225232
finished

[Anonymous No.52225688]

Vix has given up and let me down

[Anonymous No.52225696]

>>52225680
it's why i moved ahead and counted after the covid crash, didn't want that drop to negate the wave and make me start over in a weird spot

[Anonymous No.52225702]

Neetbros I think I'm going to wage, I need more capital to slurp if we're really not at the bottom

[Anonymous No.52225704]

>>52225436
>>52225668
Im giving up on stocks, the only good bluechips i got are Tesla and Apple, Amazon and Meta dumped hard.
Going to focus on ETH, thats the crypto that got me out of poverty.

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52225708]

MUMU
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARNS

[Anonymous No.52225709]

>>52225688
vix futures are green o ye of little faith

[Anonymous No.52225712]

>>52225650
Why does a personal fitness trainer have the say in whether someone goes to the mental institution?

[Anonymous No.52225713]

>>52225477
checkem
>everything apart from BTC is a scam
based and redpilled

we checked the dubs, now check the QUINTS of truth

[Anonymous No.52225721]

>>52225650
>>52225664
>>52225712

"my people"
Fuck man.
They're going to tank the markets for months in retaliation.

[Anonymous No.52225722]

>>52225650
Kanye's back on twitter?

[Anonymous No.52225733]

>>52225660
>https://www.patreon.com/posts/48056543
From what I can tell, based on the Kelly criterion a vertical spread should basically always risk 20% since they are always 1:1 odds (the price of the spread changes dynamically to keep them that way). So even if you have a 80% chance of winning, the spread magnitude adjusts to make up for the odds.

tl:dr if I'm understanding this correctly vertical spreads should always be at 20% risk.

[Anonymous No.52225740]

>>52225624
>If there is a government shutdown in december, the capitulation will happen earlier.

Unless Manchin betrays them, the Democrats will make damn sure to not have a government shutdown at Christmas. I’d also expect them to nuke the filibuster and legalize abortion before they leave in January

[Anonymous No.52225741]

>>52225696
Taking it into consideration is debatable. The monthly wick retraced instantly from the 2018 low and never went close again

[Anonymous No.52225747]

Give me one reason I shouldn’t go all in on this chart and forget about it for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.52225753]

>yields

[Anonymous No.52225754]

>>52225712
It’s just his public title. He’s probably a high ranking occult member of some satanic temple.

[Anonymous No.52225761]

>>52225438
Its a swingchad's market faggot

[Anonymous No.52225764]

uhhhhhh whats going on with the vix?

[Anonymous No.52225772]

>futures
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.52225776]

>>52225650
Honestly? Rumble. 72,500 people watching a rally that hasn't even started rn. RUM, I've been watching it. Seems to loove this support/resistance at $12. It's got epic crab strength. Like, it goes up then it goes straight back down. Apparently a VERY high short volume recently.

[Anonymous No.52225789]

I know absolutely nothing about the stock market but I got like $3000 of fuck-you money I feel like gambling.

Should I start buying/selling shit for fun or is now a terrible time?

[Anonymous No.52225790]

holy shit put call ratios skyrocketed today.

[Anonymous No.52225794]

>>52225776
I'll probably buy a bit as a "for a good cause" investment. They'll manipulate the hell out of its stock ticker to make sure it goes down though, no way they can let something like that gain traction.
It probably should have remained private.

[Anonymous No.52225806]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52225814]

What happened here?

[Anonymous No.52225815]

So what happens after midterms?

[Anonymous No.52225817]

>Apple pauses hiring through 2023 amid recession fears
>Amazon has frozen hiring in parts of its lucrative web services division — an apparent escalation of the company’s cost-cutting efforts
>Facebook parent company Meta will be freezing the majority of its hiring, CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced to his employees
>Coinbase: We will extend our hiring pause for the foreseeable future.
>Salesforce recently laid off a number of workers and implemented a new hiring freeze through January 2023
>Stripe cuts 14% of its staff
>Wells Fargo mortghage staff brace for layoffs as US loan volumes collapse as much as 90% from a year earlier
>Financial giant Goldman Sachs set for hundreds of layoffs
>Wall Street major Morgan Stanley is expected to start a fresh round of layoffs globally in the coming weeks
>Snap planned to lay off about 20% of its employees
>Furniture and home goods company, Wayfair, said it would layoff about 870 employees
>Robinhood: Laying off more than 1,000 people in 2022
>Shopify laid off roughly 1,000 employees, equivalent to 10% of its workforce worldwide.
>Video-hosting platform Vimeo cut 6% of its staff in July.
>Real estate firm Re/Max will lay off 17% of its workforce by the end of the year, the company announced.
>JPMorgan confirmed that it would lay off over 1,000 employees in its home-lending department.
>Real estate brokerage Redfin laying off 6% of total employees
>Walmart announced layoffs in its corporate division, as well as at one of its fulfillment centers.
>Oracle held two rounds of layoffs that included the company's marketing, customer experience, and cloud divisions.
>Zillow: Lays off 5% of total employees
>GoFundMe: Lays off 12% of total employees
>DocuSign: Lays off 9% of total employees
>Lyft to cut 13% of workforce in second round of job cuts
>SoundCloud is reducing its global headcount by around 20%
>Carvana cited a recession in auto sales as the main driver in laying off 2,500 employees
>Cameo: 25% of workforce laid off

[Anonymous No.52225823]

>>52225815
le crash

[Anonymous No.52225830]

>>52225815
as always, nothing

[Anonymous No.52225835]

>>52225817
CASH BASTARDS WILL REAP THE SPOILS
A
S
H

2023-2025

[Anonymous No.52225841]

>>52225794
It could drop on pretty much anything. Short sellers, haters, Congress

[Anonymous No.52225852]

>>52225817
Snap is going bankrupt
Carvana is a gimmick scam
All gigatech is just fed spyware and they're cutting costs in light of Ukraine
Everything else is overpriced

[Anonymous No.52225864]

>>52225817
Cutting staff is bullish unironically

[Anonymous No.52225870]

So, Amazon stock dipping down over -10% soon and Bezos' empire crumbles like the Romans did when?

https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1588309629418835969

[Anonymous No.52225877]

ANSWER ME
>>52225747

[Anonymous No.52225886]

>>52225398
That's really good to know, thanks for saving me from the headache of figuring that out. It's happened to me before, but I didn't understand exactly what was happening.

I'm not sure exactly what you are asking, but this is an example order for SPY right now on tastyworks.

Yes, this is what I learned about it from, it does a great job at explaining the concept: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48056543

>>52225638
I'm saving this post for next time I feel like I'm wasting my buying power by selling. That makes a lot of sense, I really didn't appreciate the downsides of option buying there. I feel like you could take less of a risk on magnitude if you sold them at a later expiration, but then the volatility wouldn't be as high.

>>52225733
I'm not following exactly, what do you mean that they are at 1:1 odds? I picked 25% of my buying power because that puts roughly a 20% risk even on the biggest movements due to intrinsic value. It sounds like you are talking about the options themselves which intrigues me.

[Anonymous No.52225887]

https://ycharts.com/indicators/cboe_equity_put_call_ratio
The last time put/call swung this high was march 5 2020, just before the market fell from 300 SPY to 220 spy

[Anonymous No.52225888]

>>52225870
>No, Consuela, you can't go into that room.
>Or through that hallway.
>Why not? Frankly, it's not something a wagie like you would comprehend.

[Anonymous No.52225889]

>>52225815
Prelude to the Great Depression 2.0 me thinks lol

[Anonymous No.52225917]

>>52225870
i read about another dude whose housekeepers sued him for not paying for overtime.

like dudes are billionares and still be full jew evil on their babybsitters etc.

[Anonymous No.52225934]

>>52225740
>lose the senate
>nuke the filibuster

[Anonymous No.52225944]

>>52225815
Republicans take control, bullish at first
Reality sets back in, we start to slide in January into a pit fall. Circuit breakers force market close early at least one of the days to make headlines around the world.

[Anonymous No.52225952]

>>52225183
It's me. Your co worker.

[Anonymous No.52225956]

>>52225864
cutting staff means they stopped fighting the fed and you should too. the big boys know whats up

[Anonymous No.52225964]

>>52225747
Who?

>>52225764
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.52225968]

>>52225852
>Honorius
kek

[Anonymous No.52225969]

>>52225361
I live to be a spectator of the chaos. That sort of makes me a participant in the chaos.But not really.

[Anonymous No.52225977]

>>52225887

[Anonymous No.52225979]

>>52225864
This is just the first wave of layoffs. as those fired people stop spending, revenues dip even further, causing more layoffs.
any other boomers should be able to tell you

[Anonymous No.52225984]

Soon DXY will be over 113, then 115, then 120, and finally it will peak at 200 by the end of next week. America wins again.

[Anonymous No.52225997]

>>52225355
did he died?

[Anonymous No.52225998]

>>52225400
You lost and made back the same amount

[Anonymous No.52226000]

>>52225790
>people buy puts only after the market has already dumped

[Anonymous No.52226010]

>>52225944
Republicans tend to be more fiscally conservative, and not in an austere way, but in a productive way. They better build up those Intel fabs

[Anonymous No.52226011]

>>52225416
>jobs data coming in HOT

[Anonymous No.52226012]

>>52225984
Maybe, maybe not. But most likely

[Anonymous No.52226014]

ONCE
IN
A
GENERATION
BUYING
OPPORTUNITY

[Anonymous No.52226016]

>>52225887
Oh shid nigguh

[Anonymous No.52226027]

>>52225870
Bezo's a billionaire and he's still a penny-pinching asshole. It's because of people like him that revolutions happen.

[Anonymous No.52226030]

>>52225887
>sample size of 1

[Anonymous No.52226034]

>>52226011
>a small negative print is hot
no you nigger, a small negative print is enough for the market to have a retard rally because the pivot boys will pump it+ its OPEX after 4 days of red.

[Anonymous No.52226033]

>>52226014
>The 90s
Holy shit, no wonder Seinfeld and Frasier looked like the comfiest times possible. Everyone and their grandma was fucking flushed with money.

[Anonymous No.52226037]

>>52226010
You have a point
Republicans would love something that has the title "america first" attached to it and could see them giving incentives to Intel
Idk if anyone has looked into it but I saw something not long ago that property around the new plant in OH is going for $1m+ which means that a bunch of people are pretty sure this is gonna be a sure thing.

[Anonymous No.52226043]

>>52225361
I like to think I would never have success on finding the rapist, but you can just become one yourself!

[Anonymous No.52226044]

>>52225984
DXY topped, checkem

[Anonymous No.52226047]

>>52225741
it must be said though, your long term waves might not negate my shorter term ones, as they may all be a part of the same long term wave.

[Anonymous No.52226049]

>>52225887
I have 14 days left
Anything is possible

[Anonymous No.52226050]

>>52226034
And I'm saying it's not gonna be negative

[Anonymous No.52226055]

>>52225183
Sup nigga stop coming in late.

[Anonymous No.52226058]

>>52225183
good taste

[Anonymous No.52226068]

>>52226050
It will, trust the plan

[Anonymous No.52226073]

>>52225887
Doesn't seem to mean anything since the ratio also mooned a week ago and a week before and then friday was a magic green candle that fucked them raw.

[Anonymous No.52226084]

are we winnign esemgee?

[Anonymous No.52226085]

>>52226068
Ok I'll trust it

[Anonymous No.52226089]

>>52225997
Fake so i guess so

[Anonymous No.52226094]

Wait, didn't Yellen say if Amazon faltered, the world economy faltered?

[Anonymous No.52226097]

>>52226084
No

[Anonymous No.52226098]

dems and republicans are spending a record amount for the midterm elections. is this inflationary?

[Anonymous No.52226103]

>>52225864
Cutting staff is never a good sign. It means you're not anticipating growth.

[Anonymous No.52226107]

>>52226098
No, political consultants are just getting better at conning people for 'donations'

[Anonymous No.52226111]

>>52226094
I'd like to know the source to that, sounds pretty fucking dire

[Anonymous No.52226115]

>>52226097

[Anonymous No.52226127]

>>52226111
I believe she specifically said that The Lord of the Rings series had to succeed. I am not memeing.

[Anonymous No.52226128]

>>52225456
B A S E D

>>52225361
if you figure out your problems for yourself, you will reap all the benefits of getting there. Fix your diet and sleep, and follow a daily schedule. Remove whatever is blocking you from doing those things

[Anonymous No.52226129]

>>52226030
what does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.52226135]

>>52226044

[Anonymous No.52226137]

>>52225477
> Le Warren Buffet Cola Man

That prick got away with murder at Mosanto, it should be BH dealing with that litigation.

[Anonymous No.52226139]

>>52225864
only if its a twitter situation. in this situation its bullish because it feeds the pivot thesis (they don't care that powell wants them to die) so we green tommorow, crab monday, pump for elections, dump for CPI

[Anonymous No.52226140]

>>52226037
It would probably cost more money to build them sooner. And ironically it's probably hard to get supplies right now

[Anonymous No.52226145]

Chinese property dollar bonds are beyond fucked up. I can't wait to see that Krakatoa type of explosion when china's economy blows off.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1588248424423751680

[Anonymous No.52226151]

>>52226128
I just have social anxiety and freeze up around strangers. I've been trying to fix it myself for 20 years. The rest of my life is fine.

[Anonymous No.52226159]

>>52226135
people have called my meme lines retarded. We shall see who is the retard

[Anonymous No.52226161]

>>52226145
What does "the crisis has become so extreme."

[Anonymous No.52226162]

[Anonymous No.52226169]

>>52226159
What if you took the bottom line and moved it under the most recent bottom. Why or why not? Im not a line drawer myself

[Anonymous No.52226175]

>>52226159
The dollar tops when powpow pivots next summer.

[Anonymous No.52226174]

>>52226129
it means it happened once, which is not a trend. if we had data on all the other crashes/bear market it would be much scarier

[Anonymous No.52226181]

>>52226151
Ah. Well, thats probably my one shortcoming, too. I've made strides during chinkflu times but have been a full on hermit, and I've noticed myself getting nervous and jumpy in public, too.

[Anonymous No.52226185]

>>52226145
post the article not some twitter fag
archive.ph / 6yWFl

[Anonymous No.52226195]

>>52226181
>nervous and jumpy in public
I don't do that... I just shut down. No matter how much I try and psych myself up or practice, I can't help it. I don't realize I've shut down until after its over

[Anonymous No.52226198]

>>52225817


>JAPAN'S FINANCE MINISTER SUZUKI: THERE ARE NO PLANS TO MANIPULATE FX RATES BY INTERVENING IN THE MARKET.

>JAPAN'S FINANCE MINISTER SUZUKI: FX SHOULD MOVE STEADILY, REFLECTING THE FUNDAMENTALS.

>RBA: WE FORECAST UNEMPLOYMENT AT 3.75% IN DEC. 2023 AND 4.25% IN DEC. 2024.

>THE RBA LOWERS GDP FORECASTS WHILE RAISING CPI AND UNEMPLOYMENT ESTIMATES.

>JAPANESE SERVICES PMI ACTUAL 53.2 (FORECAST -, PREVIOUS 53.0)

>RBA REITERATES: WE WILL RESUME LARGE HIKES OR PAUSE THEM AS NECESSARY.

>JAPANESE FOREIGN BOND INVESTMENT ACTUAL -1,172.5B (FORECAST -, PREVIOUS 164.5B)

what are we thinkin macro chads

[Anonymous No.52226202]

>>52226159
its possible, but also it could just channel here,

[Anonymous No.52226203]

8% is the new 2%

[Anonymous No.52226206]

>>52226198
cheap japanese hookers

[Anonymous No.52226215]

>>52226195
My original point stands. You could figure it out without a therapist.

[Anonymous No.52226216]

>>52225887
If put/call ratio is this high why isn't the vix moving?

[Anonymous No.52226222]

>>52226084
I’d like to speak to the manager

[Anonymous No.52226224]

>>52226203
Holy shit, these people are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.52226226]

>>52226203
The neoconlib 1980s club of transhumanist junk bond peddlers is really getting antsy looking at retirement while their 401ks get vaporized

[Anonymous No.52226229]

>>52226215
I don't think I can, I'm too weak

[Anonymous No.52226230]

CROXniggas... how we feeling

[Anonymous No.52226243]

>>52226230
my mother bought me crocs a year ago. bullish on crocs. ugly as sin but solid shoes for me to pick up dogshit in

[Anonymous No.52226244]

>>52226222
wel basipaly...yuo cant hahaha
speak to da mangre that is
ughh..eye no eye knwo...its just
you cant
hahahahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.52226248]

[Anonymous No.52226255]

*looks at ur portfolio*

[Anonymous No.52226256]

>>52225183
i wish i had. my coworker post on reddit and think the fed is part of gov

[Anonymous No.52226269]

>>52225233
no i have a GF to spend my money on travel and 800/night hotel

[Anonymous No.52226270]

>>52226216
good point. VIX rapidly went up on march 3rd, and by march 5th it was 40
since there's no major catalyst we're unlikely to see a major crash.

[Anonymous No.52226271]

>>52226216
Cool with the antisemitism jabroni

[Anonymous No.52226274]

>>52226269
>"Spaghetti"
Gets me every time.

[Anonymous No.52226276]

futures.

[Anonymous No.52226278]

>>52225733
With Kelly Criterion you look at the expectation of the logarithm of the outcome. You size the risk to maximize that. You can adjust for the time to resolve the play and find the next play. If you’re playing the weeklies, the length of time is always the same though.

[Anonymous No.52226279]

>>52226255
S-stop looking at my portfolio. Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it that counts.

[Anonymous No.52226283]

>>52226216
Insiders are getting into position first

[Anonymous No.52226284]

>>52225369
what about her ?

[Anonymous No.52226293]

>>52225470
BOTZ

[Anonymous No.52226296]

>>52226169
Bah you’re not allowed too
Moving the lines after things happen would ruin the prediction
But tbs the price dropped below the trendline, which might now prove a ‘ceiling’ to bounce off of, that is imho the info these lines illustrate, not a general range moving the line towards the furthest bottom would give you
Now it’s to see if the price behaves

[Anonymous No.52226299]

>>52226162
I'll just play it safe and buy stocks that at least consistently pay a dividend. 30% slump doesn't hurt me if I don't sell.

[Anonymous No.52226301]

>>52225655
because he is poor

[Anonymous No.52226302]

>>52226216
The vol trader anon that lurks here mentioned the CBOE just recently reworked the VIX to fuck goyim

[Anonymous No.52226315]

>>52226216
Since March of 2020, the number of option contracts that are traded that expire within 24 hours has grown ever larger as a percentage of all OI.
That kind of degen leveraged gambling pays very little premium over theta. Thus the slide downward as the VIX remains flat.

[Anonymous No.52226319]

>>52225085
I got two free sandwiches at McDonald's today and I'll do it again. Thought about puts on MCD but apparently they do well during downturns and might know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.52226324]

>>52226296
>But tbs the price dropped below the trendline
If you redraw the bottom line to being under the most recent low then the price is closer to the middle of the channel vs the bottom. But like I said I'm not a line drawer but if I was, thats what I would do

[Anonymous No.52226345]

>>52226319
Post it.

[Anonymous No.52226347]

>>52226203
>If 2% was better than 0%
It's not

[Anonymous No.52226351]

I'm not saying buy China, buttttt I mean, look at this opportunity hypothetically

[Anonymous No.52226355]

>TLRY
that is all

[Anonymous No.52226358]

>>52226169
I moved it on my chart because the original line was very steep (the posted chart is a little misleading) and because of the excessive bounce back after it broke the line. If it breaks it again I'll probably delete it.

[Anonymous No.52226359]

>>52226319
he looks human

[Anonymous No.52226361]

>>52226159
cant tell cuz not zoomed out but make sure you go either wicks to wicks or bodies to bodies on top and bottom of channel .

[Anonymous No.52226366]

>>52226351
YANG ?

[Anonymous No.52226367]

>>52226351
i bought in and then it immediately dropped 10% afterward. not slurping any more, my tongue hurts

[Anonymous No.52226368]

>>52226324
I’m a vervent line drawer but I recognize it’s astrology at points
I’d also look at rsi and macd to see if it had easy room upwards or if it marked as overbought, and then at the drop of a hat smt can still happen

[Anonymous No.52226380]

>>52226203
2000% demoralized, realizing most people actually think some inflation is necessary.

[Anonymous No.52226385]

Anyone else buy PYPL power ball lotto puts out of spite for this trash company? Hopefully it’s crashes to sub $60 tomorrow. You know, bc I have puts.

[Anonymous No.52226395]

>>52226361
This, I sin in this too

[Anonymous No.52226399]

>>52226380
it is, and that's why shitcoins are garbage

[Anonymous No.52226401]

>>52226380
"inflation hurt rich people"

[Anonymous No.52226413]

>>52226368
>I’d also look at rsi and macd
I do use these and I guess I draw the lines with my eyes and use Bollinger bands.

[Anonymous No.52226428]

>There has been too much volatility, and max pain.
>None here are without losses, but I have an honorable compromise. Just sell. >Drop the bids, the shares, the mutual funds, and your bloomberg, and I spare your portfolio.
>just sell.

[Anonymous No.52226439]

>>52226351
There is such a thing as a value trap.

[Anonymous No.52226444]

>>52226428
>he didn't say options

[Anonymous No.52226445]

>>52225764
It never showed volatility to begin with

[Anonymous No.52226459]

>>52226445
Explain yourself pepe

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52226465]

FTSE is the best short opportunity at the moment

[Anonymous No.52226472]

>>52226345
Apparently I can't access the record of the receipt as far as price paid. But there was a free Big Mac in the app today (I think it's once a month) and you can get a free chicken sandwich if you spend at least $1 on something else, pretty much every day.

They must be selling our data. There is a "Notice of Financial Incentive" that you have to opt in to. Found an ad for it on their homepage https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/download-app.html

[Anonymous No.52226486]

>>52225886
>>52226278
Well I could be wrong but basically options already have odds calculated into them in the price of the option. Adjusted for the risk/reward ratio a vertical spread is always a 1:1 ratio. For example a vertical spread with an 80% chance of winning will tend to pay out 20% if you win and 80% if you lose (roughly speaking), while a 70% chance of winning will tend to pay 30% if you win and so forth (a 50% chance of winning will tend to pay out 50%). The chance to win and the payout % will always come out in the wash. That's why I say they are always effectively 1:1.

I need to check the math on that but that's what my intuition tells me, which would mean a 20% size is always correct.

[Anonymous No.52226514]

>>52226486
depends to how close you are to expire once the Implied vol dies down to a certain extent the moves in the price completely take over any theta decay, but thats mainly for very near expirey. if youre right in direction with that you can get 20% just in volatility and demand alone an doubles are fairly easy but once the price heads towards the target the it drops back down suddenly and youre left with something slightly less positive but still a bit of green

[Anonymous No.52226515]

>>52226486
That means a 0% size is correct. You only bet if you have an edge. The bet sizing is for when you have an edge.

[Anonymous No.52226533]

>>52226224
How is he wrong?

[Anonymous No.52226539]

I was holding sqqq 11/18 55 calls damn i shoudlve bought more they are so deep itm. sold too early but i wanted to bag profit

[Anonymous No.52226551]

>>52226515
Yes but the edge isn't implied in the greeks, it's in something you know about the market that isn't priced in. I'm talking about the greeks and the implied chance to win based on those alone. I don't see how else you could get a chance of success unless you just want to swag something.

>>52226514
I'm just talking about at the time the option is purchased, what the chance of winning is at that moment. It changes minute to minute but the decision on sizing is made when you buy or write the option.

[Anonymous No.52226557]

>>52226551
>something you know about the market that isn't priced in

careful, you stir up the boomers

[Anonymous No.52226562]

>>52225295
>NET dumped 13% to 43 AH

should've went long AKAMAI, chuds. 110c Feb 2023

[Anonymous No.52226569]

>>52226380
You always want a little bit to incentivize spending over hoarding. Gold was chosen as a perfect currency for millenia because of its low inflation rate

[Anonymous No.52226570]

>>52225085
How do people put up with something like that? Do wagies enjoy being humiliated?
If some faggot manager told me I had to do some gay dance for work I'd quit on the spot.

[Anonymous No.52226598]

>>52225400
>in my mind i havent lost money but am i down money in some wierd math way?

no its probably your broker miscalculating your p/l. Fidelity does this and its annoying

[Anonymous No.52226615]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52226634]

the latest bull run was possibly one of the most delusional things ive ever witnessed

[Anonymous No.52226647]

Some copium for SIGA and CMRX baggies
https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2022/11/03/scientists-warn-dangerous-FAGGOTPOX-variant-circulating-in-central-africa-could-fuel-new-outbreaks

[Anonymous No.52226657]

>>52225361
could be worse
>hobbies help and shitposting counts
i like to go drink by train tracks

[Anonymous No.52226671]

>>52226533
You are also a retard.

[Anonymous No.52226689]

>>52225463
Do you still have the bookmarks?

[Anonymous No.52226692]

>>52226634
Quite literally 2001 part 2. The market isn’t tanking the same way but it was the same kind of delusion that brought us up.

[Anonymous No.52226694]

what happens if the dems somehow keep house and senate?

[Anonymous No.52226699]

>>52226671
Imagine being a Boomer that grifted assets and equities his whole life, rigged elections to get people to give him more gibs and pump his bags and just before retirement they tell you its over, your bags are going to be worthless. Of course the last thing is bargaining with reality and bathing in copium

[Anonymous No.52226724]

>>52225361
why do you need a therapist?

[Anonymous No.52226736]

On the other hand if you've still got a decade plus still to work before you can retire you've been given a generational window to supercharge your future fat gains without you having to do much at all expect dump into your 401ks and/or brokerage accounts as normal..

[Anonymous No.52226753]

>>52226689
Yeah it's just this. Will probably read the verses later but now I want to keep thinking about calls on Mcdonald's https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-self-pity.htmlhttps://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-self-pity.html

[Anonymous No.52226755]

>Day 3 NoPoop

[Anonymous No.52226757]

>>52226736
With the push for socialism that comes from bubble bursts, you can be lucky if you dont die while slaving away in some commie camp

[Anonymous No.52226770]

>>52226736
It's different this time. We will crab for 30 years like Japan.

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52226787]

>>52226755
For most of my life I went once a week. At my work I was known as the Phantom Shitter

[Anonymous No.52226789]

Any theories why VIX is down?
>market going down
>election next week
>JPOW very hawkish
>crash talk beginning
>VIX at $25

What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.52226800]

>>52226789

[Anonymous No.52226808]

>>52226789
They're going to prop up the price until weekly niggers get flushed out. Or we're going to see limit down and vix spike up tomorrow

[BUY PUTS FAGGOT No.52226823]

>>52226789
People still believe in pivot and are buying calls instead of puts. Capitulation soon

[Anonymous No.52226826]

New

>>52226824
>>52226824

[Anonymous No.52226829]

>>52226808
>its either going to go down or its not
Thanks but I was looking for more schizophrenia. Tell me about the midterms. Are markets being manipulated for that?

[Anonymous No.52226832]

>>52226347
Exactly. If Ammous wasn't an idiot, he would realize that 2% was considered 'better' because the bankers just have that set as the sustainable level at which to steal money from the populace via inflation.

[Anonymous No.52226876]

>>52225709
>"Everyone's got a plan until they get a hostile takeover offer from UVXY."

[Anonymous No.52226901]

>>52226829
Someone mentioned there was more volume on weeklies so I'm going with that. Max pain would suggest SPY closes up 1% tomorrow, with vix probably also drifting up.
Lots of retard volume on nov 18 spy 300.
max pain schizophrenia shows we can trend downward slowly and that will fuck all these retards the hardest.

[Anonymous No.52226905]

>>52226829
>Are markets being manipulated for that?
yeah probably