/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52217920]

Biden edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52216600

[Anonymous No.52217946]

Good morning, cocksuckers.

[Anonymous No.52217951]

FIRST FOR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEY BOOOOOYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.52217952]

uhm bear sisters why is the line going back up?

[Anonymous No.52217953]

seriously, where is everybody?

[Anonymous No.52217955]

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[Anonymous No.52217956]

Yeah, Amazon, the company that every fucking millennial and zoom zoom depends on to get their things is going to die like this. Yeah suuuure

[Anonymous No.52217958]

>>52217920
What does P stand for?

[Anonymous No.52217962]

Everyone who is mean from this post until post 300 will never have sex again.

[Anonymous No.52217961]

AMZN

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.52217964]

>US ISM Oct Services PMI 54.4 Vs Sep 56.7
isnt this bullish?

[Anonymous No.52217967]

>>52217953
They all got rekt and are applying for the wage cage

[Anonymous No.52217972]

>>52217956
Used Amazon once to buy a book in 2007, it came late, never used the service again. And AWS is shit, always has been, better alternative

[Anonymous No.52217975]

>>52217958
Pedo.

[Anonymous No.52217978]

>>52217953
they lost their money. they heemed. priced out. rekt

[Anonymous No.52217979]

I'm down a lot after this year and I'm thinking about just not looking at my portfolio for a while and just continuing to put like $50/week into it. Are we close enough to the bottom for this to be a good idea? I'm just tired of looking at red numbers and having a bad day every time some stupid asshole opens their mouth on TV

[Anonymous No.52217986]

What do you stack in your Roth IRA?
For me it’s
>splg
>JEPI
>ET
>INTC

[Anonymous No.52217987]

>>52217958
pedo

[Anonymous No.52217994]

so are we gonna just be dying??

tell me companies that failed earnings badly in the last 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.52217998]

>>52217956
Amazon is absurdly vulnerable

You stupid boomers don't understand a thing

[Anonymous No.52218000]

>>52217979
capitulate more plz

[Anonymous No.52218013]

>>52217994
>so are we gonna just be dying??
Yes. Lie down and let the earth reclaim you.

[Anonymous No.52218014]

FUCK TSLA
FUCK TSLA
FUCK TSLA
FUCKING DUMP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.52218023]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52218027]

>>52217979
I honestly wouldn't put anymore money in if you're long till powell stops hiking interest rates

[Anonymous No.52218028]

>>52217979
I only checked my portfolio once this year around April when it came back up and have not since. (Mostly PM miners.)

[Anonymous No.52218032]

UVIX is starting to pay off.

[Anonymous No.52218038]

>>52217998
>Amazon is absurdly vulnerable
to what lol? Walmart?? fuck off.

[Anonymous No.52218043]

I TRIED SO HARDY
AND GOT SO FAAA
IN THE ENDL it doesn't even matter
AYOOOO
THE ONE TING it doesn't even matter how HARD (YOU) TRY

https://youtu.be/m8F0d77pajE

[Anonymous No.52218045]

BUDDY LOOK AT YIELDS
BUDDY LOOK AT COMMODITIES

[Anonymous No.52218048]

>>52218014
chill bobro shitcoins tend to struggle a bit before their timely death

[Anonymous No.52218051]

>>52218038
>amazon is just a retailer bro

[Anonymous No.52218052]

just a small dip before the santa rally

[Anonymous No.52218054]

Guess I'm buying More SOXL

[Anonymous No.52218056]

>>52218032
we just getting started bulls still think they will slap 392 today

[Anonymous No.52218060]

>>52217920
its pivoting up!

[Anonymous No.52218066]

>>52217953
in China, 99% of mutual funds are down on the year, some of them down 40%+
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-01/china-stock-rout-erases-returns-for-99-of-nation-s-mutual-funds#xj4y7vzkg
in the US, it's this way for retail investors - they are all dead, all sitting on massive bags, or wiped out
thankfully I am part of the 1% and am up more than 100% on the year

[Anonymous No.52218067]

>>52218052
>santa rally
LFG

[Anonymous No.52218068]

I haven’t bought since summer, aside from dividend reinvestments and
401(k). Any good resources on covered calls, I’ve got 105 Coke shares

[Anonymous No.52218070]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52218083]

>>52217979
It’s fine until you lose your job and then you need that money, in which case you’ll go to take it out and see 40% of it gone

[Anonymous No.52218089]

>>52218051
>twitch
>aws

They have literally zero competitors lmao.

[Anonymous No.52218098]

>>52218068
First you buy BTU
Next you sell an ATM call option.

Simple.

[Anonymous No.52218101]

>>52218060
correction: its pivoting DOOOOOWWWNNN!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52218102]

>>52218032
No it’s fucking not. I would’ve made literally 3* what I did currently trading SPY 0dtes instead of fucking VIX

[Anonymous No.52218103]

>>52218052
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING JING JING JINGLING

[Anonymous No.52218104]

>>52218089
the streaming market has been in a sharp decline for 2 years. Everyone expected increse of usage over the coof charde but the opposite happened. And AWS, might still be dominant, but the competition has been eating at its market share for half a decade

[Anonymous No.52218109]

We’ll I got omega cucked by QCOM, I think my cost average is around $140. I was holding onto this hoping it’d go back to $150 so I could sell and buy rental property but now it looks like I’m holding bags for 3 years. At least the dividend yield is 3%. I should have realized how cyclical QCOM is

[Anonymous No.52218111]

>>52217972
I work in tech. AWS isn't going anywhere you triple nigger.

[Anonymous No.52218112]

What’s with this gay ass little pumperino? keep drilling you niggers

[Anonymous No.52218117]

>>52218103
Hope you like coal my dear, Greta

[Anonymous No.52218119]

>>52218102
This has less risk. We could have rallied today.

[Anonymous No.52218120]

How long do you think it’ll take bears to realize they’re trapped? Yields lower high, dollar lower high, VIX up 3% when the market crashed 5%, HYG higher low. 2 year yield blow off top

Christmas rally to 410

[Anonymous No.52218122]

>>52218111
maybe not going anywhere, but investors looking for growth might not look at amazon

[Anonymous No.52218123]

>>52218103
SANTA BABY, GIVE ME A RALLY FOR MY PAIN

SANTA HONEY, HELP ME FROM MYSELF FOR I AM SLAIN

[Anonymous No.52218125]

>>52218112
We need to go deeper, red gold awaits in the depths

[Anonymous No.52218127]

>>52218120

[Anonymous No.52218128]

>>52218089
>zero competitors
??????????

Both Azure and Google Cloud are sharply rising while AWS is stagnating (like the entirety of Amazon)

[Anonymous No.52218134]

>>52218043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q

[Anonymous No.52218136]

>>52218052
based santa believer

[Anonymous No.52218137]

I just realized my subscription to real time data ended and ive been trading futures on a time delayed chart

[Anonymous No.52218139]

>>52218112
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why

[Anonymous No.52218141]

>>52218104
Sorry but the data doesn't support your position.

[Anonymous No.52218144]

>>52218137

[Anonymous No.52218147]

>>52218120
VIX not going up means pivooters haven't capitulated and institutional cokeheads aren't hedging. When the market goes down a bit more, the fire rises.

[Anonymous No.52218150]

every pivotnigger deserves to neck himself

[Anonymous No.52218149]

>>52218128
>Google Cloud
Ahahaha. No one uses this trash. Azure, yeah but that's because it's cheaper than AWS, that may change.

[Anonymous No.52218153]

>>52217953
most people are long only permabulls.

>>52218137
oof my dude

[Anonymous No.52218159]

>-1200%
how?
people consistently beating the house this quarter or something?

[Anonymous No.52218170]

I didn’t buy calls on SQQQ.
I didn’t buy SQQQ on margin.

WHY AM I SUCH A KEK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52218168]

>>52218150
Why? Read between the lines. Powell said he’s pivoting starting in December

[Anonymous No.52218180]

I swear to god... the hedgies, ctas or quants troll this place to fuck with us... They are suppressing the VIX because I said to short when the vix hovers around 20-22 and to go long when it reaches 30..

Now they are doing another attack to fuck me up... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

I'm posting any of my methods anymore. I swear to god.. the vix has never been this low while everything was crashing... they are surpassing the vix..

[Anonymous No.52218181]

>>52218141
do you mean late coming advertisers showering a diluted niche in cash that creates advertising content for a shrinking amount of users, spread over a multitude of channels. Offers has outweighted demand

[Anonymous No.52218183]

>>52218159
This is the sign I needed to stop playing the stock market and start playing blackjack.

[Anonymous No.52218184]

>>52218052
Sure let’s see a Republican victory/Santa rally. I’m sure the market can do it when we’re facing another 75 bps hike in December when Powell will “consider” only increasing rates 50 bps in January. I can definitely see the market rallying on a 6%+ terminal rate

[Anonymous No.52218191]

>>52218052
>just a small dip before the santa rally
You can rely on the Santa Rally, folks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVuGOKiWHwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKSbxaBaAMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1JULObQKdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ-Jjs1klEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRKTXqVOmVQ

[Anonymous No.52218194]

>>52218137
>trading the future from the past

[Anonymous No.52218202]

lol the 5 mumus left shorting the vix are about to die

[Anonymous No.52218204]

>>52218149
>Ahahaha. No one uses this trash
Tech stocks are all about growth buddy

AMZN is dead, just another boomer stock

[Anonymous No.52218209]

Also, I can't believe it's November. This hell year rolled by so fast.

[Anonymous No.52218220]

>>52218180
youre just early by a few weeks

[Anonymous No.52218221]

Short Adidas
>>52218184
Republican victory in the house is already priced in. Any green from gov't stagnation is already priced in.

[Anonymous No.52218227]

>>52218184

Bond market will only price in so much. Powell can’t go to the next presser and announce a 10% target fed feds and expect the market to move on it. 30 year yield is painting the story. 10 year didn’t make a higher high, the jawboning is getting old. Jerome has no power

[Anonymous No.52218228]

Markets recovering. the dump is over :(

[Anonymous No.52218238]

>>52218052
>>52218067
>>52218191
>>52218209
Christmas !!!!!!!

cool it with the anti-semitism.>>52218221

[Anonymous No.52218246]

>>52218183
I've had too much bad luck with blackjack, craps though, love it since it's the only one I've always been net-positive with at the end of the night

[Anonymous No.52218251]

now that the inevitable sell off taken some stuff already longable such ass tech side that has suffered most

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

[Anonymous No.52218256]

>>52218134
WE'RE PUMPING IT UP
TO BREAK IT BACK DOWN

TO BURN IT DOWN
WE CAN'T WAIT TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND

https://youtu.be/dxytyRy-O1k

[Anonymous No.52218257]

its melting crab

[Anonymous No.52218259]

>even historically low 2%+ Fed funds rates completely destroy modern retail equity
lmao

[Anonymous No.52218265]

>>52218089
>LAWD DEM RANGS

[Anonymous No.52218268]

Just dropping by to see how you Mumus are doing today. Still poor?

[Anonymous No.52218269]

BBBY is now at its lowest price since 1995.

[Anonymous No.52218272]

>>52218227
Is the Bond market expecting Republicans to slash the budget and close the deficit when they get elected? And that’s assuming Biden agrees to it. Even if that is the case, I’d still expect a 75 bps hike in December and a 50 bps hike in January because Democrats won’t lose power until the end of a January. After that MAYBE Republicans can fix this shitshow, but that’s a massive ask

[Anonymous No.52218274]

I've lost over 100k. Yall FAGGOT QUANTS AND CTAS can stop suppressing the vix now.... I'm out FUCK YOU>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52218285]

>>52218257

[Anonymous No.52218291]

uhm, so I'm not gonna buy SPY until we reach 356 again

[Anonymous No.52218293]

>>52218227
>the jawboning is getting old
He’s literally raising rates though and has been since he started saying he would

[Anonymous No.52218304]

>>52218259
I'm seriously considering buying this. Jews will be buying this shit to triumph over anti-Semitism ADL won't let this opportunity slip by even if they have to cook the books

[Anonymous No.52218312]

coffee, anyone?

[Anonymous No.52218317]

>>52218274
Yeah fucking quantie niggers with their algos taking my money baka y’all need to stop

[Anonymous No.52218318]

>>52218221
>It's already priced in!

[Anonymous No.52218328]

>>52218304
just hold for a decade lol

[Anonymous No.52218331]

>>52218312
Thanks, rooster.

[Anonymous No.52218332]

I bought 100 shares of GOLD, 3xMETA leaps and some more RBLX puts. Have a nice day frens. I'm done looking at these gay charts for today. Maybe 370 is the new floor?

[Anonymous No.52218333]

>There will be some pain in the markets
Well? Do you hurt bros?

[Anonymous No.52218345]

>>52218333
No. My Apple Puts doubled.

[Anonymous No.52218347]

green eod

[Anonymous No.52218348]

>>52218259
>Buying ADR

[Anonymous No.52218349]

the melt up is here

[Anonymous No.52218352]

>>52218293

Nah the pedantic perma doomer talk is getting old. “Terminal will be ultimately be higher than expected” ok just say 5%. This whole trying to move/manipulate the stock/bond market off a press conference shtick is getting old. Guess Jackson Hole fed his ego a bit. We know hikes aren’t done. Directly contradicting what you wrote in the FOMC minutes because you’re scared of a stock rally is serious cringe.

[Anonymous No.52218360]

Fucking shocked real estate and REITs are holding? WTF

[Anonymous No.52218363]

>>52218274
>Gookposter has 100k to lose
The demoralization here is pretty hardcore sometimes.

[Anonymous No.52218367]

>>52217920
This is going to be a 2-3 yr bear market isn't it?

[Anonymous No.52218370]

can SOXL go back to 9 today plox

[Anonymous No.52218379]

That's it! I'm going all in on 1dte TQQQ calls!

[Anonymous No.52218378]

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.52218381]

>>52218333
CRAWWWLING IN MY SKIIIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

[Anonymous No.52218382]

Any must-follows on Twitter? Can be for analysis, news, trading practices, anything relating to economics and the market. Starting a new Twitter and want it to be curated to le stonks

[Anonymous No.52218386]

Fertilizer is getting absoutely fucking demolished today...guess Russia decided they're gonna hand out fertilizer to the needy again

[Anonymous No.52218389]

Apple’s Market Cap: $2.23T

Amazon’s Market Cap: $925B + Alphabet’s Market Cap: $1.1T + Meta’s Market Cap: $236B = $2.26T

[Anonymous No.52218392]

>>52218312
i quit coffee a week ago when my martingale put position went against me. Whenever i lose money in minecraft I try to break a bad habit in the real world

[Anonymous No.52218394]

>>52218370
You missed the train. David Soxl is dead.

[Anonymous No.52218399]

out of all the fake pumps i've seen the past few months this little guy might take the cake for fakest

[Anonymous No.52218401]

where the fuck is baggie I need to bully someone

[Anonymous No.52218407]

>>52218304
>overpriced chinese made sneakers in a recession
>shitty 3 stripe pattern thats asociated with slav shits
>just lost their nigger mascot
>jews rooting for a german company
>management underperforming competition because heaters wont work this winter

[Anonymous No.52218411]

>>52218382
https://twitter.com/anasalhajji

[Anonymous No.52218414]

>>52218401
every thread without baggie increases the quality 1000x

[Anonymous No.52218415]

>>52218399

[Anonymous No.52218416]

>>52218382
Anyone with merchants in their avatars or basedjacks

[Anonymous No.52218417]

Trading is a poker game. I revealed my hand got raped up the ass...!!! fuck you systematic traders!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52218422]

>>52218312
Unironically I've been doing coke this week instead of coffee. I'm rolling off my coffee this morning

[Anonymous No.52218429]

is this the bootom

[Anonymous No.52218430]

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

[Anonymous No.52218433]

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.52218440]

The reversa begins

[Anonymous No.52218447]

>>52218312
is coffee good for you though?

[Anonymous No.52218455]

*ssslurrrp*

[Anonymous No.52218457]

>>52218221
>US law firms
hah taking advice from Sheckler Ben Davit Noseowitzoff

[Anonymous No.52218463]

wow

[Anonymous No.52218464]

>>52218389
Really is impressive how Tim Apple has kept them so strong after Jobs, think their downfall starts once he's out of there

[Anonymous No.52218472]

Is SOXS gonna breach 66?

[Anonymous No.52218494]

>>52217920
Yo, do you know what trading software is the industry standard? I don't want to trade on a budget I want the real shit and I'm willing to pay for it. I already trade with stocks and made some good profit already. My current setup doesn't even has a decent On Balance Volume indicator. Do you Know what Software is common in professional trading? I'm from Germany by the way, if this matters.

[Anonymous No.52218504]

>>52218463
i am not a bot ur a bot

[Anonymous No.52218510]

>>52218447
is coffee good for you is the question of our generation
it has brought entire boards to their knees
you need to ask in in the /biz/ way though...
Are coffee commodities good for your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.52218514]

>AAPL -7%
>MSFT -5%
>AMZN -7%
>GOOG -6%

>dow -1%
>nasd-ack -1%
>shit&piss -1%
how is this possible?

[Anonymous No.52218518]

>>52218510
coffee makes my tummy go ouchie

[Anonymous No.52218526]

>>52218447
Yes unironically.

[Anonymous No.52218527]

>>52218514
not every sector is shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.52218530]

can ANYONE explain to me why tsla deserves a 2% pump today?

[Anonymous No.52218543]

>>52218401
Try and bully a hamchad like me and see what happens

[Anonymous No.52218544]

>>52218514
>RBLX +5%

[Anonymous No.52218545]

>>52218514
Big overvalued stocks loose the most.
Most mid/lowcap stocks are already at the bottom

[Anonymous No.52218546]

>>52218464
What the fuck did he do except continue to sell overpriced phones? Why couldn't another homosexual man do the exact same thing? Apparently Applefags will never care about the price of their toys

[Anonymous No.52218547]

>>52218527
we're talking about like 50% of the index

[Anonymous No.52218548]

>>52218494
Bloomberg terminal, it costs $24000 per year

[Anonymous No.52218549]

I bought another lottery ticket, /smg/
I can't help myself...

[Anonymous No.52218554]

>>52218514
in the late stages of a bear market, the last stocks to be targeted are the large caps
during the initial stages, investors flee to safety of large cap big names that they recognize, which inflates their value relative to the rest of the market
in the later stages of a bear market, everything else has already been shorted to hell, but the large caps are still disproportionately valued due to the flight to safety effect
professionals don't really want to go long and buck the trend, so they look for the remaining short opportunities, the most glaring / obvious are of course the large caps
so the large caps fall - but the rest of the market has already taken so much of a beating, that you can see the russell actually go green, or the market as a whole go green, while the large caps are getting raped

[Anonymous No.52218555]

>>52218518
it makes me take a yuge shit
that's good in a way i suppose
where does the bargraph of commodity performance that always gets posted come from?

[Anonymous No.52218558]

>>52218543
grow some hair

[Anonymous No.52218562]

>>52218546
ARM macs and airpods are both pretty big in the US, the ARM macs especially are a pretty big deal

[Anonymous No.52218570]

market healing a bit... might be a lame ass crab rest of day

[Anonymous No.52218592]

>>52218546
>Apparently Applefags will never care about the price of their toys
This is true, fuck iPhones. And from what I understand his core competency is supply chain, manufacturing, ops management, etc. so I'd imagine many of the improvements he's made are things we'd never see or really hear about. New manufacturing practices, etc. I really can't think of how Apple can grow much from here but fuck I'm sure people have been saying that for the last 5+ years yet here we are

[Anonymous No.52218595]

>>52218543
you fucked the crackhead then fired her, huh
on a side note you are a 30 yr old man that posts anime images of your "waifu" on a forum for reformed monkey underwater basketweaver rapists for fun, you should be bullying yourself at this point

[Anonymous No.52218605]

feels like we are going to end up at >0.00% today

[Anonymous No.52218616]

Where did everyone go, are both mumu and bobo fucked?

[Anonymous No.52218617]

post oofs

[Anonymous No.52218620]

>>52218605
AND that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.52218626]

Hahaha, keep buying, Bulls. Surely this time the rally is real

[Anonymous No.52218634]

>>52218617
>oofs

[Anonymous No.52218632]

>>52218547
>we
who?

[Anonymous No.52218635]

ALL IN ON 1DTE SUPER FARM OTM CALLS

[Anonymous No.52218637]

>>52218514
It's over. Computers are obsolete.

[Anonymous No.52218648]

>>52218595
I'm only up this early because I had a work call with my boss over the crack whore employee. In a stunning turn of events apparently she worked super late last night and because of it she caught a machine at one of our work sites flooding a building. She essentially saved the day so my boss told me to spare her for now. She will never know how close she was to getting fired.

[Anonymous No.52218649]

Where's the fucking pivot, you son of a bitch?

[Anonymous No.52218654]

>>52218554
market can hold up after mega caps getting absolutely rekt? AAPL alone with -7% would give the market a heart attack considering it hold up the whole year pretty good and is muh safe haven.
it seems algos are just shuffling through sectors without money flowing out. and VIX still on downtrend, no panic atm

[Anonymous No.52218662]

>>52218554
Damn big brain anon. Thx

[Anonymous No.52218663]

>>52218626
SOXL GREEEEEEEEEEN
you fell for the bear trap ahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.52218667]

Fakeout retest attempt on 11000 and from there good night sweet mumus

[Anonymous No.52218668]

>>52218038
Apart from me, this may be the only anon with a brain ITT. Amazon has no fucking competition you stupid fucking cunts. None. Mcfucking kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.52218674]

ill buy the top bros t.bobo

[Anonymous No.52218680]

I think my algo has developed sentience and is trying to murder me, financially
If it becomes Skynet, I'm not sorry

[Anonymous No.52218683]

POOMPA

[Anonymous No.52218687]

>>52218648
So all I have to do if I think I'm about to get fired is flood an entire building and then be the hero and find it? Thanks for the idea

[Anonymous No.52218700]

The pump is faltering bros...

[Anonymous No.52218702]

Apparently a record amount of money was pulled out of SHV (ETF for 1-12 month treasury bills) on Tuesday. 2.5 billion. What a hilarious chart.

[Anonymous No.52218704]

>>52218649
Could be as soon as next meeting (but won't be)

[Anonymous No.52218711]

I bought SOXL at 9.25 do I get a prize?

[Anonymous No.52218718]

Do bears know how bad this bounce is for them? Final confirmation that the lows of the year are in

[Anonymous No.52218719]

shout out to all the pivoteers keeping these markets liquid

[Anonymous No.52218721]

BROS I THINK WE'RE FINALLY BACK

[Anonymous No.52218724]

>>52218687
I suppose yes. She's not smart enough to think up a plan like that. She apparently called the building manager which was a smart move and he had her flipping switches and what not. My boss found out she did that because the manager called him to let him know. I'm absolutely baffled.

[Anonymous No.52218725]

>>52218649
two more weeks
haha

[Anonymous No.52218728]

>>52218711
Yes, you get to write off your losses next April and pay less taxes on the profit on your good trades

[Anonymous No.52218729]

>>52218663
>soxs going down again
I always think it's funny how this one has these amazing runs and then shits the bed pathetically once it's over.

[Anonymous No.52218730]

METAmites! We must grab our straws and slurp like your life depends on it! We are nearing the absolute floor before it takes off back to $200 over the next 3 years.be greedy when others are fearful. Zuck makes us bucks

[Anonymous No.52218732]

i always forget the yuropoors have a stock market too desu

[Anonymous No.52218734]

was going to buy SPY calls at open but went to the gym instead. Got a nice dip to buy. DXY peaked

[Anonymous No.52218741]

>>52218724
You should reward her with a raise :)

[Anonymous No.52218743]

Are we going up or down I have itm QQQ puts sers

[Anonymous No.52218748]

>>52218718
Actually I just received confirmation from an inside source that the bottom is in two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.52218751]

SOFI is looking strong.

[Anonymous No.52218758]

>>52218730
They suffer from the first-mover advantage. the second mover will be more likely to succeed in the AR space. Less risk.

[Anonymous No.52218761]

Goyflix is somehow being bought but faggots here are writing off motherfucking Amazon. Lmao I've seen it all, /biz/ really doesn't know shit about making money. Fucktards.

[Anonymous No.52218775]

>>52218761
you're not smart

[Anonymous No.52218776]

>>52218751
Sofi was a bank created for the singular purpose of dumping overpriced shares on retail investors.
Does anyone even use the bank beyond siphoning the $100 signup?

[Anonymous No.52218782]

>damn we're grinding up hard on SPY
>zoom out a bit
>we plummeted 3% in 45 minutes
Ah right. Sometimes I have to zoom out.

[Anonymous No.52218788]

Here comes the rugpull

[Anonymous No.52218798]

>>52218788
Based on what? Declining volume? Overbuyedness?

[Anonymous No.52218800]

i bought in

[Anonymous No.52218802]

>>52218776
They beat on the last two earnings reports.
On the one before last they shot up 30%.

[Anonymous No.52218801]

>>52218788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agxELJXm8uE

[Anonymous No.52218808]

>>52218775
Screencap our 2 comments and check back in the 2nd quarter of 2023. In fact here, I'll do it for you. Also go ahead and make a comment about me phone posting, that would be the icing lmao.

[Anonymous No.52218809]

>>52218788
yea DXY is getting rugged

[Anonymous No.52218811]

>>52218788
Heading back to 3950 then rugpull

[Anonymous No.52218813]

>>52218741
Kek no. Her birthday is next week though so I'll give her the day off.

[Anonymous No.52218818]

Stocks will keep crabbing at least until they start doing something again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from basically no direction to any direction at all. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising or falling instead of just sitting there. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from flat to positive or negative. With positive or negative returns, that means that stock values will be exciting to watch rather than fucking boring. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be changing instead of just staying exactly the god damn same. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it isn't crabbing.

[Anonymous No.52218828]

tell me about the crackhead. did i miss something?

[Anonymous No.52218833]

>>52217920
I thought he said he had hairy legs? Body double confirmed.

[Anonymous No.52218834]

buddy look at doge computer

[Anonymous No.52218841]

>Jump from the top of SOXS to SOXL right as it crashes.

I'm not making any money today.

[Anonymous No.52218843]

>>52218834
proof that the FED hasn't done nearly enough

[Anonymous No.52218852]

>>52218828
She's worked for me for like 6 months. She's not actually a crack head I just call her that. My boss is trying to trim the fat at the company because our staff is dogshit. I was supposed to shit can her today but she for once in her life did something right so she we'll be spared.

[Anonymous No.52218856]

we ridin bobros? (with biden)

[Anonymous No.52218857]

>>52218813
Are you going to flex your position of authority over her financial stability and "offer" her your little hatless sausage for her birthday?

[Anonymous No.52218858]

>>52218802
Looks like it's near all time lows. Those 30% pumps must've faded pretty hard.

[Anonymous No.52218867]

>>52218841
>>52218834
>>52218800
TYFYS

[Anonymous No.52218868]

THE CHINA US FLIPPENING IS HERE
WE'LL ALL BE SPEAKING MANDARIN BY NEXT YEAR

[Anonymous No.52218872]

>>52218852
is she cute?

[Anonymous No.52218876]

BONDS COMPUTER
YOU GOT HOOKED

[Anonymous No.52218887]

I clearly don't have a clue what I'm doing, I've lost over half my portfolio value in the last year

[Anonymous No.52218888]

>>52218868
i got my CWEB

[Anonymous No.52218893]

>>52218876
No I didn't I bought at 92. Was thinking it may go down to 88 so I haven't bought my full position yet either.

[Anonymous No.52218897]

>>52218856
Market dumps are a threat to our democracy!

[Anonymous No.52218898]

>>52218843
>>52218867

missed the bottom copium. nothing changed yesterday. 75 bepis then 50 bepis. everything else was just words

[Anonymous No.52218902]

>>52218887
I'm dollar cost averaging into some target date mutual funds. I started DCAing in at the peak. I'm just lowering my cost basis as the market crashes so I'm sitting pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.52218904]

I thought real estate would be dyeing.. this is horse shit.

[Anonymous No.52218905]

>>52218868
CHING CHONG BING BONG

[Anonymous No.52218906]

>>52218887
Paper trade for a bit. Learn to look for useful info and how to trade it. I lost half my port earlier this year because I was all in on some commodities.
Now I'm up 1k on the year and back to trusting my gut. Feels great

[Anonymous No.52218910]

>>52218800
you keep puttin in that work anon

[Anonymous No.52218912]

>>52218887
We all have.

[Anonymous No.52218921]

>>52218898
>imagining thinking this

[Anonymous No.52218926]

>>52218904
powell will continue smothering the economy with a pillow until morale improves

[Anonymous No.52218928]

>>52218868
>>52218905
>China best country, US very bad place
>i wish i live in China, they so lucky

[Anonymous No.52218930]

>>52218857
Kek no, she doesn't deserve my BJC. She did ask me to go to the bar with her for her birthday and I firmly declined.
>>52218872
She's kind of cute in a trashy way.

[Anonymous No.52218933]

>>52218761
>>52218808
Amazon isn't going anywhere but why would you buy here? It's got way more room down. Netflix already had it's massive dump.

[Anonymous No.52218938]

>>52218751
Sofi is a great buy rn. I bought a few thousand shares between 6-8 bucks and I’m gonna hold it until $50. If they can continue to have good earnings reports in this market environment, they are going to crush it in a healthier market. I feel like they are one of the few innovators in the space of personal finance right now and they aren’t loaded to the gills with do-nothing employees or phallic, physical locations which are a testament to the wasteful nature of other banks.

[Anonymous No.52218939]

>>52218930
>She's kind of cute in a trashy way.
marry her

[Anonymous No.52218942]

>>52218926
then why is real estate holding all the sudden wtf!

[Anonymous No.52218944]

>>52218867
i bought in a bobo position my dude.

[Anonymous No.52218947]

Remember to clean your keyboard you degenerates.

[Anonymous No.52218948]

>>52218887
I lost my earphone charging case yesterday. I don't know where it went. I looked everyone in the dark at midnight last night.

[Anonymous No.52218956]

>>52218887
Just get three different portfolios bro. One bullish, one bearish, and one crabbish.nat least one of them will make money. Then you can post screenshots on here and rub it in our face with screenshots the good portfolio of what a good trader you are

[Anonymous No.52218957]

>>52218933
>Netflix already had it's massive dump.
So has Amazon

[Anonymous No.52218958]

>>52218906
i feel like i just don't know what kind of useful info to look for. Figured I was doing well after I started turning a profit in 2020 and 2021 and now I'm back to getting railed

[Anonymous No.52218959]

>>52218857
>hehe are you gonna sexytimes with the crackwhore?

[Anonymous No.52218968]

>>52218944
unbelievably based my good bobro

[Anonymous No.52218975]

>>52218921
buddy check the FTM computer

[Anonymous No.52218976]

>>52218887
I have bought over 1,000 dollars in baseball card hobby boxes in hopes to counter my gambling addiction (stock trading).

[Anonymous No.52218981]

Enough bobo, let it drop.

[Anonymous No.52218980]

Tesla computer finally letting go of its fake pump. Now the market can dump properly, bearsisters :D

[Anonymous No.52218986]

seems like bobos are lazy today. defend 32,050 pls

[Anonymous No.52218988]

>>52218944
Noice

[Anonymous No.52218990]

>>52218975
buddy check tee el tee computer and tslack

[Anonymous No.52218992]

>>52218957
>above covid lows
Lmfao sure thing bud

[Anonymous No.52218993]

>>52218938
Plus a great CEO

[Anonymous No.52218998]

SERS WHAT DO I DO WITH MY QQQ PUTS @ 265?

[Anonymous No.52219003]

Wow. This is really the most shit image board on the internet. More bots and retards than twitter. wow, just wow

[Anonymous No.52219004]

>>52218939
horrible financial advice
0/10
watch Predator instead, problem solved

[Anonymous No.52219009]

>>52218976
>baseball card
You know, I was just thinking about those multimillion Honus Wagner cards and how whomever holds those better drop that shit before people stop giving a fuck about baseball.

[Anonymous No.52219010]

>>52219003
Shit comes out of your ass

[Anonymous No.52219012]

The stock market is just shitcoins with more manipulation why do you waste your time on it

[Anonymous No.52219020]

>>52218930
You are going to be drinking anyways might as well do it at a bar with a slutty janitor lady that will suck your dick. 3d puss isn't all that bad if you don't have to simp for it

[Anonymous No.52219024]

>>52218360
Because unlike 2008, the people who bought in 2020/2021 actually have good credit and jobs.

[Anonymous No.52219032]

>>52219009
David Copperfield ripped one up and then restored it many moons ago

[Anonymous No.52219033]

>>52218930
John, unless you want 2d forever, your cute trashy subordinate is your best option.

[Anonymous No.52219036]

>>52219012
better liquidity, better access to derivatives / options which allow for structuring trades with 70%+ probability of profit, career path opportunities, more transparent and regulated information

[Anonymous No.52219037]

>>52219020
He's clearly not into females older than 14, judging by his cartoon fetish.

[Anonymous No.52219041]

>>52219003
and here you are
eating shit and arguing with bots
forever

[Anonymous No.52219042]

>>52218993
I agree

When their last earnings came out the CEO bought a ton more shares and a few etfs and banks scooped up like 20 million shares @7.25 ish. So others in the space clearly feel like this stock has great potential

[Anonymous No.52219044]

>>52218976
>I have bought over 1,000 dollars in baseball card hobby boxes in hopes to counter my gambling addiction (stock trading).
did you?

[Anonymous No.52219046]

>>52219033
Is she talking about fatpeoplehate? I miss fatpeoplehate

[Anonymous No.52219047]

>>52219032
>David Copperfield
That was like 40 years ago my dude.

[Anonymous No.52219051]

>>52219044
Yes. Good time waster and it's a dopamine hit if you get an autograph.

[Anonymous No.52219061]

>>52218968
>>52218988

yeah perfect timing. still bit mad i missed yesterdays ez play.

[Anonymous No.52219064]

>>52219047
Yea that's why I wrote the part about many moons ago

[Anonymous No.52219071]

>>52219012
US Stock Market is the biggest game you can play that is the least ugly ponzi scheme with the most participants.

[Anonymous No.52219070]

>>52218906
I'm a commodity andy. What were you in on?

[Anonymous No.52219072]

>>52219046
>>>/fit/68836310
"I'd put it in your mouth but i don't want cake all over my dick."
lol

[Anonymous No.52219073]

>>52219064
Didn't he also do some shit with the Space Shuttle? Remember that thing?

[Anonymous No.52219074]

>>52218947
i just cleaned it recently.

[Anonymous No.52219077]

>>52219071
Free Iran

[Anonymous No.52219080]

>>52219061
>>52219061
i loaded up on more puts took some profit from my ACN put which some anon mentioned here the other day (thanks frens)

[Anonymous No.52219081]

>>52219009
I don't play mtg anymore but I like to watch Rudy from Alpha Investment slowly descend into madness as mtg dies. He has over 7 figs of Hatboro stock and his store is like 1.5% of the companies sales and he is just eternally seething about how its all fucked and going to $0

[Anonymous No.52219084]

>>52219041
Its like watching dogs eat a rotten rotten corpse. digusting but fascinating alike,

[Anonymous No.52219092]

Commodities seem like a good buy considering the current Mississippi River crisis. I just bought 10 $35 calls of CORN that expire in January.

[Anonymous No.52219093]

New

>>52219090
>>52219090

[Anonymous No.52219096]

>you must remain in the present position
>'til you renew your futures subscription

[Anonymous No.52219101]

>>52219073
Idk I didnt hear about that if he did

[Anonymous No.52219109]

>>52218992
Are you somewhat challenged? I'm now beginning to see who I'm up against and I'm feeling good about it. It's below the COVID lows you tool. Are you legit indian?

[Anonymous No.52219175]

>>52219020
>>52219033
I'm already married to a wonderful woman. You think I'm going to cheat on my precious Miko for some trashy slut?

[Anonymous No.52219217]

>>52218447
>is coffee good for you

[Anonymous No.52219219]

whats the best way to short ? or am I too late to the party?

[Anonymous No.52219230]

>>52219092
redpill me on the mississippi crisis

[Anonymous No.52219261]

>>52218818

[Anonymous No.52219446]

>>52219070
Dec 22 corn futures. I was all in on corn then it dropped under $7. I held my positions until about 3-4 weeks ago when it popped up above $7 again. Realized a 10k loss
Then I traded lean hogs and that ran up and I made 10k and now I'm even.

[Anonymous No.52219522]

>>52218858
They did on macro news.

[Anonymous No.52219708]

Whycome the market make no money no more?

[Anonymous No.52219754]

>>52219708
Because our president is an idiot.

[Anonymous No.52219782]

>>52219754
He’s an idiot for fucking up the gas situation so bad. This goes deeper than the president too, it was out of control printing in 2020 that set us up for this, and the slightly less out of control printing for the 20 years before that too

[Anonymous No.52219804]

>>52219230
Drought is causing traffic jams. Barges are backed up into the thousands. Pair that with the diesel shortage.

You might want to stock up on food. I'm not kidding.

[Anonymous No.52220124]

>>52219782
We wouldn't have had out of control printing without the fake and gay pandemic.