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>we're all gonna make it.

>> No.5210033

>not all of us

>> No.5210043
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5210043

>most of us

>> No.5210263

>crypto is my only way out

>> No.5210288

>>5210024
Already made it

>> No.5210326
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>>5210024
>a zero sum game
>/biz/ vs normieland
>autists shitposting about crypto 24/7 vs Joe Shmo buy 1 BTC and HODL

We really are going to make it, aren't we?

>> No.5210327

The only way to make it:

https://cryptocurrencytalk.com/topic/92293-ann-technique-increase-your-btc-holdings-exploit-credit-card-leak-dec-19th-2017/

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>>5210024
the best part is most of us just post pepes and pink wojaks and have no idea what we're doing
>having fun and getting fuck you money while doing it
truly the best timeline

>> No.5210394

>don't have enough money to invest
>hopelessly watch as others on /biz/ make it while I FOMO

I hate being in school

>> No.5210424

nice shilling, but this is a competition. some people buy early some people buy the top and lose their money.

you can't all win in a zero sum game..

>> No.5210447

>>5210024
>tfw my sister mined BTC back in 2013
>introduced me to crypto
>she died of cancer in 2015 with a wallet full of 300 BTC
>never gave me the info to unlock it
>I cried at the funeral but no one knew the real reason why
>I spent weeks going through her old computer recently to look for the private key or any hints to recovery
>found nudes of her instead
Worst fucking timeline.

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5210485

>wur all gon make it brahs

>> No.5210524

>>5210447

>found nudes of her instead

Not all is lost

>> No.5210527

>>5210447
No way this is true.

>> No.5210530

>>5210447
Post nudes and I'll send 0.01 btc

>> No.5210546

>>5210447
post nudes faggit

>> No.5210552

>>5210530
ill send .1

>> No.5210585

>>5210424
People participating in Ponzi schemes won't tell you that it's a Ponzi scheme or even acknowledge it because it would scare away potential investors.

>> No.5210594

>>5210024
I sincerely hope everyone in this thread gets rich.

Except Indians.

>> No.5210626

>>5210447
>>5210530
>>5210552
I'LL SEND 1 BITCOIN IF YOU POST THE NUDES

>> No.5210648

I need 1 million before I cash out and make it. Already have a condo in Poland. Then I will truly become a NEET, spenind only about 20k USD a year and living like a king.

>> No.5210673

>>5210594
I swear if fucking pajeets get rich before me i will blow my brains out

>> No.5210680

>>5210394
You can start with just $100 and you'll see some decent money come out of it, you probably won't "make it" but you'll definitely be able to get something.

>> No.5210697

>>5210594
You. I like you.

>> No.5210723

>>5210594
This poster has achieved objective intelligence.

>> No.5210752

>>5210546
>>5210552
>>5210626
You don't want to see them. BAD weird puffy nipples and an awkward half smile on most of the pictures. Vagina was okay but bland. I don't know who she was taking them for and I'm scared that there's a strong possibility she took them for me. I hate my dead sister the more I think about her. Fuck you Stephanie.

>> No.5210834

>>5210752
its not about the quality of the nudes. its about getting you to post your sisters nudes.

>> No.5210861

>*dead sisters nudes
had to clear that up

>> No.5210876

>>5210834
*dead sister's

>> No.5210881

>>5210752
post dead sisters nudes anon

do it for biz

>> No.5210892

>>5210752
>I'm scared that there's a strong possibility she took them for me
Why?

>> No.5210918

it's not real money btw

>> No.5210920

>>5210752
Post nudes and all your investments moon tomorrow, then crash the day after, then moon the day after that.

>> No.5210935

>>5210892
maybe there's a scavenger hunt involved.

Her forbidden love for you caused her cancer, now she wants to have ghost sex (its not incest anymore) in return for showing you the way to your personal fortune.

>> No.5210977

>>5210024
If you join this you will... https://discord.gg/JDS4tcX

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>>5210697

>> No.5210984

Fucking Stephanie.

>> No.5211004

>>5210648
How much in USD was the condo?

>> No.5211142

>>5210024
unless you're holding link. then you're definitely going to stay poor

>> No.5211194

>>5210024
a-are you sure anon? Is it t-too late?

>> No.5211368

who here wants to recover stephanie's bitcoins?

>> No.5211395

>>5211368
(you)
(me)

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the private key is behind the nudes dont post

>> No.5211554

>>5211438
desu I bet he hasn't analyzed the XIFF data