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519029 No.519029[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hello /biz/,

Remember when moot created this board because of the large amount of stable/doge coins and business advice threads on /pol/? We have some history together and share a number of posters.

There is an event called the 4chan Winter Ball coming up where anthropomorphic characterizations of a board's "persona" interact with eachother at a dance.

/pol/ is currently without a date to the ball after events that transpired between /v/, /x/, and /int/. The /biz/ board never had a character drawn of itself so we never considered asking you until now.

If we put some effort into creating you a board-tan, would you like to attend the ball with us?

http://strawpoll.me/2796714

>> No.519035

Fuck off /pol/ your board is worse than /b/.

>> No.519036

>>519029
Let's go with /pol/. Could be fun

>> No.519037
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519037

I knew you winter ball fags would end up here

>> No.519040

Fuck off. No.

Also not /biz/ related.

Remember to hide and report.

>> No.519042

>>519040
>>519035
Well, atleast the 2 "No" votes blessed us with a reply in the thread.

>> No.519043

>>519029
This sounds like literally the gayest idea I've ever heard of. Please fuck off with your shit and go creampie another board you weaboo fuck. This is not biz related.

>> No.519044

>>519029
I wouldn't mind going with /pol/
Let's do it, we need more OC anyway

>> No.519046

Reminder that /pol/ is linking to this thread and voting 'Yes' on behalf of /biz/.

>>>/pol/37338172
>>>/pol/37338172

Remember to report this shit.

>> No.519047

Sure, and we can get some OC out of it.

>> No.519048

>>519043
You do know that you are on an anonymous chinese cartoon internet message board, right?

>> No.519049

>24 votes
There aren't even 25 people on /biz/ at one time.

>> No.519050

>>519040
>>519043
nofunallowed.jpg

>> No.519051

This shit is all retarded, it's nothing but /v/irgins and teenage angst from /pol/ shitposting and saying "ish good foar oc doe! lawl"

>> No.519053

>>519049
yeah we sent a bunch of /pol/iticians over to vote

>> No.519054

>>519035
this is actually /v/
in the /pol/ thread, everyone shot the idea down.
/v/s just stirring shit up on every board now, so you can safely ignore it.

>> No.519055

>>519054
You are actually /lgbt/ trying to sabotage our chance at having a good time because we didn't want to be your fetish material

>> No.519056

>>519047
>>519047
This
Free OC is always welcome
Its a good invesment

>> No.519059

I don't appreciate /pol/ voting on behalf of /biz/.

Also, no this is autistic. Leave this board out of your autism.

>> No.519060
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519060

While this is gay as all fuck.

I really enjoy the butthurt anti /pol/ fags.

Oh and congrats this is the most active thread /biz/ has ever seen.

>> No.519061

>>519059
This act of "charity" is actually an investment in our client that will ensure us more profits from having good relations

>> No.519062

Make more OC and I'll consider it /pol/.

>> No.519066

>>519060
If anything, 50 people just discovered a business board existed.

>> No.519068

>>519060
Go back to pol.
pol, go fuck yourself.

>> No.519069

>>519066
great, they can come here to ask how to make a bunch of money off their $200 savings

>> No.519070

>>519035
Haha, you're funny. /pol/ is actually one of the best boards on 4chan, there's no need to be upset about that fact.

>> No.519073

>>519069
>$200 savings with $5000 in outstanding credit card debt

fixed that for you

>> No.519075

Why are a bunch of dudes trying to ask out a bunch of other dudes? Fucking fags.

>> No.519077

>>519075
Better question: Why do you care so much?

>> No.519079

>>519029
>we never considered asking you until now.

So we're you're backup to a backup? You "didn't consider asking us", and now because you're dateless you come here scraping the bottom of the barrel.

You can fuck right off

>> No.519080

>>519077
That's a better question? Fucking fail.

>> No.519081

>>519079
/pol/ is not one person.

>> No.519082

>>519079
/biz/ wasn't considered because your board is so new that doesn't have a persona/tan yet.

We'll try and fix that and make you something nice.

>> No.519084

>>519080
is right
>>519077
you have the argument of a 14 year old girl. now get off our board with this shit.

>> No.519086

>>519029
We should go with /pol/

>> No.519090

/int/ here, /pol/ would you get your heads out of your own asses? This is why you can't get a date, because you go to a board and then start acting like assholes. Jesus christ.

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>>519029

voting on going with another board to some made up dance?
seriously?
get the fuck outta here with this shit

if this is a troll you got me
if this isnt a troll then you guys aren't going to make it. ever.

>> No.519097

>>519073
>and a drawer full of junk silver coins
for the happening

>> No.519103
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519103

/pol/tards voting yes on this shit.

Any respectable adult and specially any person who is into making money doesn't give a shit about politics besides announcements that might have an effect on his finances.

Being into politics makes you a pleb

>> No.519104

>>519103
What about people who are into politics for the money?

>> No.519106

/pol/ and /biz/ are both regularly infiltrated by Jews

>> No.519107

>>519103
>not being into both
What's wrong? Not smart enough to understand two subjects?

>> No.519108

>>519103
Pretending /pol/ is actually about politics and not actually a bunch of butt hurt white boys thinking minorities have somehow destroyed their lives.

>> No.519109

>>519029
I came to /biz/ from /pol/ on day 1 of this board's creation.

Yes to winter ball thingy. whatever it is. (explanation please?)

>> No.519111
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519111

/pol/ here. Reminder that anyone who talks about "/v/ shills" is likely a /v/ shill.

>> No.519114
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519114

/pol/ and /biz/ are 4chan's least degenerate boards.

It would be a terrible decision not to go with each other.

>> No.519117
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519117

>>519107

>Wasting time caring about things you can't control or change.

Stay pleb you shitty tripfag.

>>519114

And here comes the retards with their shitty buzzword.

>> No.519120

Fuck no. Go with /x/ already. I don't do sloppy seconds.

used items are undervalued anyways

>> No.519121

>>519117
>I-I can't control it so its not worth my time
Spoken like a true, ignorant, faggot. Why don't you go pound back some natty lites with the guys.

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519123

>>519114
>degenerate

kek

Better to point out that /pol/ and /biz/ are two of the few boards that believe in the free market, laissez faire capitalism, and working hard for a living instead of living the NEET life.

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519124

>>519103
>Being into politics makes you a pleb

>> No.519125

>>519117
>And here comes the retards with their shitty buzzword.
Nigga did you forget what website you're on?

>> No.519127
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519127

>>519121

>I believe in democracy

This is why you're a retarded wage-slave.

>> No.519128
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519128

Suggested changing her earrings to monetary symbols and giving her glasses a large bitcoin frame.

>> No.519129
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519129

>>519128
Whoops, old copy.

>> No.519130

>>519109
Come to think of it, has /biz/ ever had any original content? We've always been very down to (oh god I can't say it).

>> No.519132

>>519129
Bitcoin monocle looks retarded.

>> No.519134

>>519040

It's 4chan-related. It's silly like virtual divegrass wherein we go up against /vp/ on the 19th, but I like silly.

Sure, /pol/ are a bunch of dicks, and /biz/ are a bunch of nerds, and this board was created in part to keep us from ripping each other apart, and if we're not collectively artfaggy enough to come up with a /biz/-tan on our own, I'd go out with /pol/-tan. If for no other reason than to freak the rest of the attendees who thought we could so totally never get along. (If we fight, it'll be lulzy. If we get along, it'll also be lulzy. One-way bet in my books.)

>> No.519136

>>519127
>implying I said that
Just proving how retarded you are. But hey, maybe your investments in anime and hot pockets will pay off.

>> No.519138

I'm from /pol/ and I'm against this. Fuck you jews.

>> No.519139

>>519134
It would be hysterical if after weeks of drama, /biz/ ends it all with a simple "yes" and a single thread.

>> No.519140
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519140

Good goy /pol/ running away to the jew board looking like beta faggots surrendering to /v/.

Holy shit you people suck. Id rather you lose /x/ on the 20th and then ask us. At least you have dignity

Voting no.

>> No.519142

Reminder that /pol/ asked /int/ AND /x/ before us.

We're literally the bottom bitch.

Fuck /pol/.

>> No.519143

>>519035
/biz/ is actually one of the worst board on the entire site.

>Hello, /biz/ I have a financial question. How to x?
>HURR GET A JOB HIPPIE! WHY YOU NOT 6'9" WITH A 12" PENIS AND 5 MILLION DOLLAR AN HOUR JOB LIKE ME?!!? FAG.

>> No.519144

>>519129
no need to add the retarded monocle if there's already bitcoins at her feet

>> No.519145

>>519124

You're a retard who wastes his time discussing about how other people live, how other people should act, how other people should think and supporting people who see you as cattle to push your agenda. It's all a bunch of pointless bullshit.

Focus on your personal growth and stop being a fucking pleb

>>519128

Nobody wants you here fuck off.

>>519136

Why do care about things you can't change then?

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>> No.519148

>>519134
A bunch of nerds? Fuck that. I participate in biz because it's the only board I can find fellow alpha millionaires

>> No.519149

>>519142
Yeah but this board is a bunch of know-nothing crypto poorfags, so...

>> No.519150

>>519128
>>519129

Give dat hoe some Gucci!!!

This is /biz/ not poorfag /fa/

>> No.519151

>>519145
>You're a retard who wastes his time discussing about how other people live, how other people should act, how other people should think and supporting people who see you as cattle to push your agenda.
Amazing how you were able to glean all of that based on me replying with a cartoon picture. Please go on and tell me more about myself, nerd.

>> No.519152

>>519145
Primarily I pay attention because it effects me, and I enjoy discussing it with people.

>> No.519154

>>519149
Half of this board ....... ftfy

Capture: facts updoci

>> No.519156

>>519140
The trolls are against it, that's a good sign.

>> No.519158

>>519149
I'll have you know I'm the Chief Research Officer of a medical company. We do research into the medicinal effects of marajuana. I make the equivalent of over 10,000 yen each week.

>> No.519160

>>519152
/pol/itics and /biz/ness go together like bacon and eggs. One does not exist in the absence of the other.

>> No.519161

>>519148
I like you. You funny!

>>519149
How about she has a BlackBerry with a bunch of stock symbols on it. (including GMO and PRAN, naturally.)

>> No.519163

>>519054
This its /v/ shilling again.

largest board asking every single board on behalf of /pol/ to shitpost them.

They fucking asked /u/ 4 days ago.

/u/ - yuri

the shitposting is real.

I bet even half the strawpoll is /v/.

guess thats why its a strawpoll.

poll to strawman an argument

>> No.519164
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519164

>>519152

That's why you're a pleb, just learn to play the new game and adapt to the new circumstances, you can't do NOTHING about it.

>> No.519165
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519165

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA AND ALL YOU NIGGERS WHO DISAGREE CAN GO FIST YOUR OWN ASSHOLE
1) We never have OC this is our chance to get it
Wasn't there a thread two weeks ago about /biz/ not having any OC

2) All you autistic motherfuckers will never have any friends because when someone offers you a chance to be a part of something you're literally sucking your own dick and saying:
>nah man we're too cool for this
meanwhile this board is almost dead quiet

>> No.519166

>>519161
I think that'd be better than advertising the infatuation with cryptos.

>> No.519167

>>519151
Sure buddy, we've all checked out what /pol has to offer

>> No.519170

>>519142
Yeah, the sane one of don't want you cum dumpsters.

>> No.519172

>>519165

This board is not about le epics maymays, your crossboarder faggotry is showing.

>> No.519176

>>519164
>Pleb
>Still using that word
Plebs don't bother with politics, period. For me politics is a part of my everyday job, acting like because you can't singlehandedly change it so therefore no need to pay attention is retarded.

>> No.519179

>>519172
>is not about le epic maymays
every single hour there is a new thread about: >"how do i get rich /biz/"
>lel shart PRAN
>buy DOGE/PND
if that's not a meme I don't know what is

>> No.519180
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519180

>>519172

BUY PND
SHORT PRAN

>> No.519181

Would /biz/ like to attend the 4chan Winter Ball with /pol/?

Yes
63 votes (75%)

No
21 votes (25%)
84 total votes

>> No.519184
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519184

Why is our most active thread about animu and not business /biz/? Why does it have to be this way?

>> No.519185

>>519179
That's not a meme, that's faggots trying to engage in (a sad attempt at) market manipulation. Good old fashioned pump and dump.

>> No.519186

>>519181
You forgot to subtract the /pol/fags pretending to be /biz/.

>> No.519189
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519189

mfw i reported this thread an hour ago and it's still here

mfw /biz/ mods are in on this shit

RIP 4chan

>> No.519191

>>519186
/biz/ is half /pol/ and half /g/. /pol/ are the people who discuss economics, markets, etc. /g/ are the crypto poorfags.

>> No.519196

>>519172
>Being a /biz/iness person
>not knowing the importance of branding

>> No.519210

Why isn't this thread dead yet

>> No.519211

>>519210

I know, mods need to kill this.

Fuck /pol/
fuck the ball
Fuck this, it makes us no money.

>> No.519214
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519214

>> No.519216

>>519211
content is monay
how do you attract customers without advertisement?
>>519211
>neet^69

>> No.519220

>>519214
kek'd

>> No.519221

>>519029
have you seen what /pol/ has been doing across other boards for even talking about the ball? drop this fast, hide, report.

>> No.519223 [DELETED] 

>>519029
>http://strawpoll.me/2796714
looks like were going with biz

>> No.519225

>>519221
Only that's /v/ doing it.

>> No.519227

>>519223
>http://strawpoll.me/2796714
>76 votes yes
Yeah, that's not rigged at all.

>> No.519234

>>519227

Its rigged, we know its rigged.

but /biz/ wants a bit of OC, so if they can convince even one /pol/ack for OC they win in the end.

>> No.519237

>>519234
/pol/ has been shitposting all over 4chan over this stupid ball. I don't think going with them would be a good business investment.

>> No.519240

>>519227
/pol/ made one for /lgbt/ its now standing at over 800 total votes, you can hear the productivity being sucked out of the economy

>> No.519241

>>519090
>>519221

Are you fuckers really this stupid? Did you arrive here yesterday? Is this your first time on 4chan?

Learn to recognize shilling when you see it. /v/ has flung shit across the entire site over the past few days posing as /pol/ and this thread is no different.

>> No.519243

>>519166
That's what I was thinking.

Part of the problem with /biz/ is that we're a newish board and we're still trying to sort out whether we're about listed securities (i.e. ETFs/stocks/bonds), cryptocurrencies, or personal finance/career advice. Its board-tan should represent all of the above.

(As one of the stock-oriented particpants, I'm fully in favor of letting someone else do the actual work while collecting the dividends, which was why I voted yes. And let's face it, in-joke failures like PRAN and GMO are our stock in trade, if you'll pardon the pun.)

>> No.519246

>>519237
>>519240

"/pol/" made these votes.

no, its /v/ easy, apparently /lit/ is asking us too, and they have 2 dates already

>>>/pol/37340345

its clearly /v/ shilling /pol/

>> No.519247

>>519237
Dude. Seriously. Fuck you, you piece of shit, kissless, dickless, neckbearded, fuckface, /v/ shill faggot. The website is so fucking tired of you and the abomination you've turned this into. Go the fuck away.

>> No.519251

>>519146
RIP. ;_;

>> No.519254

>>519241
Fuck you, I'm a native of /pol/, you butthurt GG refugees fled to /pol/ when the censorship started and now you think you own the place.

Fuck you and your hatred of your old board. /pol/ and /biz/ are perfect for each other.

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519262

>>519243

I often come here to bitch about inflation.
I'd say we're also about economic policy.

And we should back our board on more than just PRAN and PND.

We need some OC to combat the inevitable meme inflation.

>> No.519271

>>519128
>>519129

Needs a bigger nose.

>> No.519274

>>519186
>>519227
>>519237
Please stop being so autistic about this

>> No.519288
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519288

/pol/ is being faggots, have an improved version

>> No.519292

>>519288
>/pol/ is being faggots

confirmed for /v/ shill.

>> No.519295

>>519288
Get rid of the bitcoins at the bottom and i think it's good, nice and subtle

>> No.519296

>>519292
No I mean everybody in the thread on /pol/ is arguing like a bunch of nofunallowed autists. /v/ can suck my dick.

>> No.519297

>>519262
> And we should back our board on more than just PRAN and PND.

If we wanted to go with stocks that actually worked instead of poking fun at ourselves, there could be no better names than TKMR, LAKE, APT, and VSR, the Four Horsemen of the Ebola-Chanocalypse. Jesus tittyfucking Christ mfw Anon actually called those names and I didn't play them.

>> No.519298

>>519288
why not remove that uglyass mole on her chin?

>> No.519299

>>519288
Needs a bigger nose

>> No.519306

>>519288
Longer sexy legs in stocking please

Bigger tits

Fix that star of david

$ and € symbols for her ear rings pelase

>> No.519323

>>519306
I'm not that good.

>> No.519326
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519326

>>519323
Fuck, forgot pic

>> No.519328

>>519326
me rikey

>> No.519334

>>519328
The bit-coin thing is a bit rough, which I dislike, but I don't have a steady mouse hand or a drawing tablet.

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519335

How about no, Scott

>> No.519336
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519336

>> No.519349
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519349

>> No.519350

>>519068
no u

>> No.519351

>>519163
>/v/
>asking /u/
You need to tell better lies, jesus christ. They were and are still aware that /u/ is going with /cgl/ and /c/.

>> No.519356

>>519349
Nice. That's a lot better than my shitty bitcoin thing.

>> No.519364

>>519349
she's very nice
can we make her eyes green like the color of money?

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519375

>>519364

>> No.519376

>>519351
You're not getting this at all.

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519377

>a literal board of merchants asking /pol/ to the ball

something something just price something something fuck of degenerates

>> No.519383

>>519377
/pol/ here
Part of the board is being autistic about it
A second part think it's hilarious
The rest don't care

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519385

>>519375

>> No.519386
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519386

>> No.519389

>>519386
Inferior version.

>> No.519392

>>519385
works for me

>> No.519401

>>519386
wrong pol-tan

>> No.519404

>>519246
>/lit/ is asking us too, and they have 2 dates already
is /lit/ just a whore?

>> No.519407

>>519386

Thinking about Weimar marks, and seeing Bitcoin on that flag is fucking hilarious. I know /pol/ is fucking stupid but... come on...

>> No.519411

>>519129
get rid of the stupid fucking bitcoin monocle
>not making her earings bitcoins
it's like you're trying to fuck this up

other than that, amazing job, anon.

>> No.519413

>>519411
>Bitcoin monocle
Check the rest of the thread.

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519415

Someone posted the original image without the bitcoins in front of the legs, was able to combine that with the edited version. Here you go.
captcha: eciexpe glorious

>> No.519417

>>519176
he thinks politics is what happens on C-SPAN and muh elections, and that makes him the pleb. the reality is that there's not a single aspect of human interaction that isn't political in some respect. it's amazing how most people don't understand that.

>> No.519419

>>519114
>>519214
lel'd

>> No.519421
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519421

I told all of youse two weeks ago that /biz/ was where our heart should be.

And I was rigth!

>> No.519422

/pol/ here and I love you /biz/.

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519425

>>519401
What you want to go back to /new/sman?

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519429

>>519425
Don't be silly, the true one was in front of you all along!

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519430

>>519429

>> No.519431

>>519425
>>519429
>>519430
Save it for /pol/, guys. Let's not make /biz/ regret this.

>> No.519432

>>519415
nice!

>> No.519433

>>519415
Wonderful!

>> No.519434

>>519430
Lame Mary Sue, let's keep the NatSocaboos away from the sane people on /biz/.

>> No.519437

>>519062
THIS, otherwise gtfo autistic faggots.

>> No.519441

>>519062
We basically just made a board-tan for you. And by that I mean I basically just made a board-tan for you (props to whover put on the superior bitcoin symbol, made the eyes green, and made the necklace gold though). Also they posted a bit of OC in the /pol/ thread.

>> No.519445

>>519029

fuck off /biz/ you filthy fucking kikes /pol/ doesn't want anything to do with your jewery

>> No.519451

>>519111
Brilliant

>> No.519452

>>519441
Thanks, anon. We can't drawfag here (yet, because we're a small board and too busy counting our shekels to draw worth shit), but we can go out any time.

>> No.519453

>>519326
>Star of David
Approved!

>> No.519454

Didn't we already have a tan?
A male business man?
I mean, he only had, like, one piece of art, but it was better than just being given one solely to be fapbait wishfulfillment for /pol/.

>> No.519456

>>519029
If she is a bitcoin shill she needs to look like more of a stupid whore.

>> No.519458
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>>519445
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on SJWs, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.519461

>>519445

/v/ is just yanking your purse chain you massive kikes we don't want you fuck off

>> No.519472

>>519461
>implying you aren't from /v/ and are just trying to fuck with every attempt by /pol/ to have positive social interaction

>> No.519473

>>519456
THIS
Remove that disgusting bitcoin symbol from her purse. $ and Euro earrings as some anon suggested.

>> No.519475

>>519451
Wish I had more for youse. I'm trying to recruit some drawfags.

>> No.519476

>>519035
Only in the fact that sjw come and shit up our board with cuckold spam.

>> No.519478

>>519029
I say we go with /pol/. Sure to be a hoot.

>> No.519479

>>519473
$ and Euro earrings sound trashy as fuck.

>> No.519483

1. A legitimate thread got pushed off the board for this.
2. Why the fuck would we care about this.
3. Now we have a fuckload of desperate pol posters posting as biz regulars to seem like we are interested.

This is stupid. Fuck off.

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>>519483
Muh dik.

>> No.519485

>>519483
If you don't care about meta stuff, hide the thread
>a legitimate thread got pushed off
Isn't this one of the slowest boards on 4chan?

>> No.519486

So... /pol/ and /biz/ is happening or no?

>> No.519489

>>519486

fuck no we dont want your kikery in our OC

>> No.519491
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519491

>>519103
You're a socialist right? Now vote before some other board forces us to go with them, atleast /poi/ Has the guts to ask us to the dance, besides, He kinda is dressed for business and I.G Farben had assets for 66,8 million RM in 1935 grew into 311,5 million RM by 1941, all time high in 43' at of 3,1 BILLION RM. That's profits at 366 percent of starting levels 35'

:^)

>> No.519492

>>519489
The tan you are using right now in this thread looks as a trap, would you go if we made a cuter one?

>> No.519493

>>519486
Yes. I think I'll hang out here right now, everyone else on /pol/ is acting more autistic than /mlp/, which I didn't even think was possible. Either that or it's shitposters from /v/.

>> No.519494

>>519431

/pol/ regrets this already

this is like 5 autistic fucks from /v/ implying wed ever shove our intact cocks in this kike

>> No.519496

>>519029
>Remember when moot created this board because of the large amount of stable/doge coins and business advice threads on /pol/?
No. because that NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.

Moot created /biz/ because /g/ was constantly flooded with bit/doge coin threads.

>> No.519497

>>519494
Go back to /v/.


Okay, you know what, everyone from /pol/, let's just leave the thread for right now. Anyone left screaming about jews can be confirmed as a /v/ shitposter, and if they leave to then /biz/ doesn't get bothered by /v/.

>> No.519500

Remember when /pol/ got shot down by /int/ and /x/ and fucking /lgbt/?

You're better than this /biz/.

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>> No.519506

>>519500
/pol/ shot down /lgbt/.

>> No.519507

>>519497

>implying you speak for /pol/

such kikery

>> No.519521

>>519486
I like the new /biz/ they made and if they keep making OC of it then sure.

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519522

>>519497
/pol/ here. Check my IDs. I've been very supportive of the -tan match up and have been promoting the idea because of the cognitive dissonance.

>> No.519524
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519524

Hi /biz/ found some old photos of you from the 1940's what ones do you like? i can work on it some more if you like.

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519526

no wonder those tigers flew out the door so fast.

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519527

>>519524
/pol is always right.

>> No.519530

>>519029
/fit/,/pol/,/biz/ masterace reporting in, I think getting a board persona is a good idea but why does the /biz/ character have to be female? There is literally no women in this board. Also half of /biz/ lurks /pol/ and you can't be truly successful without being /fit/ now that being said /biz/ should go to the ball with /lit/ really our boar does it's succes largely to the biz related reading material

>> No.519531

>>519530
I will fucking stab you with a trench knife if their tan gets changed.

maybe someone can do a guy version if they would like.

>> No.519532

>>519530
>not /diy/ or /hc/

fail /pol/

>> No.519533

>>519029
/pol/ and /biz/ united against degeneracy!