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I need to make 20,000$ fast without working really hard and without taking much risk. How do I do this?

>> No.51880

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>> No.51904

>>51866
On a scale from 1 to 10 how good are you at cocksucking?

>> No.51907

>>51904
probably a 0

>> No.51920

>>51907
You can still bent over in that case.

>> No.51928

>>51866
I need to move myself 100km fast without doing anything, how do I do this?

>> No.51964

Hey guys I want to be a multi-billionaire in less than 5 years without doing any hard work

wat do?

>> No.51968

>>51964
dogecoins

>>51866
invest in dogecoins

>> No.51975

You could kill yourself.
It won't help you in anyway,
but the world will be a better place.

>> No.51982
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51982

>>51968
>invest in fake memecoin

no thanks

>> No.51992

>>51928
Set your reference frame with respect to the sun. Then you're moving well over 100km/s without having to do anything.

>> No.51994

>>51982
Yeah, BTC and LTC are the only way to go.

>> No.52082

What editor is that? It looks like Emacs but I've never seen auto-completion or a hierarchical file browser in it.

>> No.52121

>>52082
vim with neocomplcache for autocomplete

>> No.52127

>>52082
the browser is NERDTree

/g/ would know more

>> No.52760

>>51968
>without taking much risk

>> No.52904

Seriously guys, I owe a drug dealer 20 grand. Please help.

>> No.52938

Sell drugs.

>> No.52955

>>52904

wut

>> No.52993

the easiest way would be to get a loan from a bank

good luck with that kid

>> No.53019

>>52904
Sell the drugs that he gave you and give him the money?

>> No.53021

>>52904

>Flyover State Gazette
>Local Idiot Found Dead; Police Investigation Turns Up Nothing

Have fun.

>> No.53031

>>53019
he is probably one of these super smart people who think they can outsmart the local drug lord

>> No.53045

>>51866

>I need to make 20,000$ fast

Attend your local jewish temple

Become jewish

Find a jewish girl to stay with

Steal all her money or just beg her to give you some dosh

There, was it really that hard?

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>>53045

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>>53045

>> No.53118

>>53045

This, its the only solution OP, or pull out something very jewish, find excuses to sue somebody.

>> No.53699

>>52904
You betta hide innawoods

>> No.55904

>>51866
Rent out your mouth or your ass for gay men.

>> No.55978

Take old people for a day out. You rent a small passenger bus, drive these dried skins somewhere old folk go to die, trip down memory lane kinda stuff, have some coffee and cake and drop them back off at the nursery home.

Ask 99$ for this. Do 6-10 people a run. Try to do at least two runs a week. You should have 20k in 3 months and you can keep your day job.

Let them sign a release or insure yourself.

>> No.57011

>>52904
>I owe a drug dealer 20 grand

How the fuck did you let that happen?