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[Anonymous No.51728347]

Things are about to get a whole lot different for us. If you don't already feel it, just wait until monday. The timeline convergence is among us.

[Anonymous No.51728383]

>>51728347
https://techcrunch.com/2022/09/27/microsofts-m12-led-20m-investment-in-web3-platform-space-and-time/

[Anonymous No.51728414]

>>51728347
Big Saturn Aerola

[Anonymous No.51728431]

>>51728347
im excited for monday

[Anonymous No.51728440]

>>51728347
Ia Chrischan finally right this time?

[Anonymous No.51728531]

[Anonymous No.51728587]

>>51728414
I think coomers are annoying, but in these types of cases I admire the hustle of trying to always be horny.

[Anonymous No.51728613]

>>51728587
I've never been on a link thread before. so far I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.51728637]

Oh right another weird thing. After York's presentation I went over to say hi and there were a few others around him so I joined the group but every time someone mentioned their project or developing he would interrupt and take a selfie with that person then say "this is going on my Twitter" then just ignore the person and talk to the next one. When I tried to push the issue saying I am interested in developing with ZKs he changed the topic to Vitalik and his Twitter account always he would mention that he could message Vitalik on Twitter sometime during the conversation. I got my photo taken with him after that and he said "this is going on my Twitter" then he just walked away.

[Anonymous No.51728666]

>>51728347
"The Rite of Chains
There are many rites by which one can connect to the Saturnine current; none are undertaken lightly, but some rites are heavier than others. Having practiced the previous rituals for no less than a year, and only if a magician feels a very strong affinity for the deity, he or she may wish to take steps to permanently bind themselves to the god. Such a choice must be pondered deeply as in order to become a true priest or priestess of the Saturnine deity, one must freely surrender one's own essence to the lord of chains. In other words, the magician must deliberately offer to the god his very soul, as well as his personal hopes and ambitions, as an act of sacrifice. The Saturnine deity will accept no lesser gift as the price of admission to His inner sanctum. One does not need to perform this ritual in order to practice the Saturnine cult, or Saturnine magic. This route must exclusively be taken by those who having tasted the bittersweet gnosis of the god, wish to bind themselves to the Black Cube, and to its eternal current. To the believers in the cycle of rebirth, this ritual creates karmic (or psychic) chains that cannot be broken, and commit the magician's future selves to the service of the god. It is one thing to sip from Saturn's black cup of gnosis – it is another to drain it to the dregs. If you have any doubts about performing this rite, then do not pursue it further. Caveat cultor.
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LOL MOLOCH BIG GAY

[Anonymous No.51728688]

I heard this story over a few drinks at the SmartCon 22 After Party so I cannot attest to the veracity of the claims but, anyways, I'll just tell it verbatim, as it was told to me...

I was at SmartCon 22 and needed to use the bathroom, so I went in and before long there's the sound of the door opening and a guy comes in and knocks at my stall.

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

He knocked seven times exactly, apparently, at least according to the person who told me this story after a few drinks.
"Umm yes?" I murmured, a little unsure of what was going to happen next.
"Its ChainlinkGod, open up!" came a loud voice in reply.
"I'm sorry?" I responded in a questioning way
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
"ITS CHAINLINKGOD FROM TWITTER OPEN UP" The yelling and banging were enough to set my teeth on edge and send chills down my spine but I gathered up all my courage and I challenged him in my bravest voice
"how do I know it's you?"
"You know who I am don't you?"
"I dont know your face" I admitted
"I'm from Twitter" he repeated again as if it gave further truth to his claims
"OPEN THIS STALL WE NEED TO TALK" He shouted and began shaking the door with all his might. The hinges began to buckle and I thought all hope was lost so I tried to get him to calm down, "prove it" I squeezed out in a squeaky voice.
He stopped shaking the toilet stall door for a moment and asked how
"Are you wearing your famous mask?"
He said he had forgotten it on flight to SmartCon 22.
I thought for a moment but this "Chainlinkgod" character was impatient and began shouting and shaking the toilet stall door again "YOU KNOW ME IM FROM TWITTER"
I asked if he could tweet something to prove who he was and he stopped shaking the door and asked for a special code word, I said use Big Macs and he did. I checked Twitter and sure enough there it was a certified on-demand Big Mac tweet from the account he claimed to be.

[Anonymous No.51728703]

I apologized and Chainlinkgod now real after verifying his identity, he said "you can never be too careful" so I got up flushed the toilet, pulled my pants up and opened the stall.

And after that there was a silence as the guy who told me this story finished chugging his seventh beer of the evening. He looked at me and said, "do you know who he saw when he opened the door?"

Obviously the answer came to me straight away and I said "Chainlinkgod" but the guy shook his head and said no there was no one there.

[Anonymous No.51728719]

>>51728347
>>51728383
>>51728414
>>51728431
>>51728440
>>51728531
>>51728587
>>51728613
>>51728637
>>51728666
>>51728688
>>51728703
I'm going let you niggers post but I just wanted to say Bob4Punk is hands down the best Twitter poster out there

https://twitter.com/bob4punk/status/1575857701137047552

Follow his account and get the alpha simple as.

Peace.

[Anonymous No.51728846]

:)

[Anonymous No.51729247]

>>51728846
sick van ngl

[Anonymous No.51729647]

>>51728846
That's an expensive van to ruin like that

[Anonymous No.51731059]

>>51728347
>The timeline convergence is among us.
but i thought some anon casted the counterspell to undo the /pol/tard was warning about

[Anonymous No.51731135]

>>51728347
>among us
hehe

[Anonymous No.51731282]

So like what? We finally get a break a WAGMI because Saturn is /ourguy/?

[Anonymous No.51731312]

Im currently using my totem (Ironically merely a "misprinted" pokemon card) to align the timeline to its best trajectory.
Things are fucked but we will not experience WW3, Cyber Pandemic, or Great Reset for another 2 years.
Best I can do is allow eth holders to get some good profit this next spring and a certain jewcoin to hit its schizo prediction finally.

[Anonymous No.51731352]

>>51731312
can you post your talisman or is that too much? also is it a card you've had since childhood that invokes a strong reaction in your brain bean?

[Anonymous No.51731566]

Link/btc retesting the breakout support, so is link/USD, literally about to explode upwards, whales successfully decentralized the final linkies to capitulate before links next big run

[Anonymous No.51731573]

>>51731566
Demoralized* phone posting

[Anonymous No.51731626]

>>51731352
It is a pikachu with a black tip tail that defies all common sense as this divergent timeline has pikachu never having one. By focusing on it, I can attenuate a given reality. I always thought since I am a giant of a man, I feel less pain and general awareness due to my size, but I believe I was born in a sort of flux between realities.

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[Anonymous No.51731976]

>>51731626
based neurodivergent

[Anonymous No.51732021]

>>51731566
Yep link/btc is the foreshadowing of the link/usd breakout. This month is gonna be interesting first stop maybe at 12 $

[Anonymous No.51732118]

>>51728613
Once you enter you can never leave.

[Anonymous No.51732261]

Its very rare for timelines to converge ever. Over the past almost 6 years we have been grown more aware of timeline shifts. Im not the best to explain why they happen, but I can say its because we are apart of something truly game changing. Think steam power, replaceable parts, airplanes, computers, internet, Google, Amazon. All of these things I just mentioned were some of the inventions that massively pushed humanity forward. What we are all apart of now is something bigger than any of those things. When the timeline converges Monday it will be a level of euphoria we have never felt before. Im not saying we are going to skyrocket in price, but there will be a dramatic shift in general sentiment. Imagine the train tracks have been laid, the train and all of its carts have been put together, and the engine is about to be put to use for the very first time.

[Anonymous No.51732271]

>>51728347
1 word
>dow jones industrial average

[Anonymous No.51732287]

>>51728666
Sounds scary imo
What would one get out of doing such a thing?

[Anonymous No.51732557]

>>51728846
This is making me cringe like nothing else has. Which one of you fuckers does this van belong to.

[Anonymous No.51732584]

>>51728383
How do I invest in space and time though

[Anonymous No.51732600]

>>51728666
>666
Oh boy

What precisely is required in this ritual

[Anonymous No.51732612]

>>51732600
nice digits. it's in the cult of the black cube