/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51725946]

Friday Night Edition

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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51726103]

The market is overbought still

[Anonymous No.51726113]

I'm still waiting for the good times

[Anonymous No.51726119]

Taking that pic btw

[Anonymous No.51726135]

>>51726080
I thought the 4.5 was by the end of 2023

[Anonymous No.51726137]

>>51725946
The market is oversold already.

[Anonymous No.51726167]

Now that Inflation, the recession, fears of nuclear war, and rising yields are priced in, Is this the time to buy SOXL with full margin?

[Anonymous No.51726183]

>>51726135
not that it means anything, of course, but

[Anonymous No.51726196]

England and Europe isnt going to make it out of this mess right? The English government is going off doing tax cuts and their gilts are going RIP over it. They did the bond buying but its only for like 15 days or something. Its just going to go right back to the issue.

[Anonymous No.51726205]

Just be yourselves and everything will work itself out

[Anonymous No.51726207]

We did it /smg/ we survive the worst trading month of the year! Now on to the the second worst trading month of the year!

[Anonymous No.51726226]

>>51726205
Wtf that's how I ended up in the situation I'm in now!
BAD ADVICE!!

[Anonymous No.51726233]

>>51726068
>>51726068

give a response to my post pls

[Anonymous No.51726242]

>>51726233
>reddit spacing
no thanks

[Anonymous No.51726255]

reminder that bear markets don't bottom before having a -10% week

[Anonymous No.51726257]

We have to bounce at some point. Will next week be a relief rally?

[Anonymous No.51726267]

>>51726242
id like to browse reddit for their stock tips but layout is so cancer i cant do it. the tranny commies only makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.51726288]

Hey, someone chill this guy out.

[Anonymous No.51726322]

>>51726288
my spy bottom is 129.

[Anonymous No.51726330]

>>51726288
I'm literally this guy IRL

[Anonymous No.51726339]

>>51726330
Dr. Burry, what are your top three fantasy novel series?

[Anonymous No.51726345]

>>51726330
Amon amarth is overrated, when will you finally start listening to WITTR

[Anonymous No.51726359]

>I don't want to sell the bott-ACK

[Anonymous No.51726386]

It might not look like it, but uranium out-performed everything for the month of September.

[Anonymous No.51726403]

>>51726359
I still don't believe 3200 can be the bottom. Too high, inflation is still much too high, and the dollar has a long way to go up still (possibly top at 120 before intervention)

[Anonymous No.51726453]

Hmm.... for September, after expenses, I had an extra $6000. And yet... my net worth has gone DOWN by $10k
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.51726461]

Chances of Aapl going below $100? Im feeling like a solid chance.

[Anonymous No.51726481]

any anons here buying googl?

[Anonymous No.51726492]

>>51726288
hate this lil nigga like u wouldn't believe.......

[Anonymous No.51726508]

>>51726386

Nah oil did better. Over long term tho they're gonna perform similar I'd say.

[Anonymous No.51726510]

>>51726492
why tough, if market goes tits up you can buy more for cheap?

[Anonymous No.51726528]

>>51725946
I beat the market by 17 percent frens. I could have done much better if I wasn't greedy and loss averse.
I'm bored now. I hate weekends. I want make it and go live in a chalet in the mountains. Just trade, read books, hunt, fish, and fuck young pussy

[Anonymous No.51726529]

If earnings for this quarter are good but guidance for future quarters are lowered or withdrawn, how does the market react? Seems obvious to me that most good companies are still doing well atm until the recession really hits.

[Anonymous No.51726574]

>AMD almost to $60 so i can double down

SOON.

YOU.

[Anonymous No.51726598]

>>51726528
Where u gonna get the young pussy from in u innawoods?

[Anonymous No.51726604]

>>51726288
I agree with him. That's why I don't invest in indices. Instead I invest only with stocks with no debt and ~10 P/E, best if they pay divvy. Value investing is the future. Can't wait to see speculation and vaporware die off.

[Anonymous No.51726620]

>>51726528
> Only 17%
NGMI

[Anonymous No.51726623]

we have had the worst 3 quarters since 2008-2009

jesus, can't imagine how much worse Q4 will be this year...

[Anonymous No.51726625]

>>51726492

If it's any comfort he's going to be too bearish and miss the pivot, as will many bobos itt. He's too attached the the idea that there needs to be some righteous purging of garbage.

When Jerome fires up the printers again, EBITDA, P/E, P/S, all that shit goes out the window. It's just stories the market tells itself about why line go up. 'Valuations' are bullshit. Only money supply matters.

The most optimistic thing you can say is that the money will recognize inflation and at least chase value instead of growth. But everything will go up.

[Anonymous No.51726626]

>>51726481
Googl sucks desu. Of the mega caps im just sticking with apple, msft, and amazon.

[Anonymous No.51726628]

>>51726604
>Value investing is the future.
It was the future. Growth has had Value bent over the table for the better part of two decades now.

[Anonymous No.51726629]

I told everyone about the dow...

history

[Anonymous No.51726637]

today was your last chance to go long before the melt up

[Anonymous No.51726639]

>>51726626
>amazon
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51726645]

>>51726167
Don't forget that a depression next year is priced in too KEK

[Anonymous No.51726648]

>>51726626
>googls sucks
>im buying amazon and msft
really nigga? really now?
ffs
yeah, i call bait.

[Anonymous No.51726650]

>>51726267
>id like to browse reddit for their stock tips
dude, you have a long way to go. you should be browsing reddit looking for ideas to short, if anything, not to copy those fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.51726652]

>>51726196
IT'S THE FUCKING UK. There is no such thing as the English government. There is Westminister or the devolved nations own political body.

Fucking hell, how hard is it to understand the UK is a unitary state made up of 4 nations?

[Anonymous No.51726665]

>>51726637
Gap up Monday?

[Anonymous No.51726670]

>>51726625
>When Jerome fires up the printers again
He doesn't even have to. All he has to do is stop raising rates for 1 quarter, and things will start going up again. Not astronomically fast, like before, but the bleeding will be over

[Anonymous No.51726678]

>>51726650
hey retard, the bears are the redditors at the moment

[Anonymous No.51726679]

>>51726652
Nigga you honestly expect non bongloids to understand this? Burgers think Europe is a country.

[Anonymous No.51726680]

>>51726670
I mean all bond yields are negative so we're not done with the hikes

[Anonymous No.51726686]

>>51726574
losers average losers

[Anonymous No.51726687]

>>51726628
Whatever you tried to say, makes no sense in the context of what is currently going on.

[Anonymous No.51726692]

>>51726639
>>51726648
Well not right now. But in terms of stuff im going to pick up those are my targets. Amazon is great. Multiple divisions that generate growth and money.

[Anonymous No.51726698]

>>51726137
No such thing in a panic, Anon. Have you traded a bear market before?

[Anonymous No.51726701]

>>51726403
the 3200 equivalent wasn't the 2008-2009 bottom either, it's just the first leg down. This graph stops in August 2008, the bottom was in March 2009. Same thing with 1929, it dumped then recovered then months later it went down again and 1930 was deep red.

[Anonymous No.51726704]

>>51726687

[Anonymous No.51726705]

>>51726692
Amazon as a company is great, amazon THE STOCK is shit.

ffs.

[Anonymous No.51726710]

>>51726652
Its still called bank of england isnt it? Theyre the ones buying the gilts.

[Anonymous No.51726711]

>>51726288
isn't EBITDA kind of useless though? why would i look at EBITDA instead of net income

[Anonymous No.51726719]

Back to the office cubicle cucks or else!!!

[Anonymous No.51726720]

>>51726698
I was meming on the poster before me. Lots of shit is still overpriced. Personally I couldn't care less where S&P goes. Not touching this shit as long as it has Tesla in it.

[Anonymous No.51726723]

>>51726637
miss you have something stuck in your ass crack

[Anonymous No.51726726]

>>51726692
I'll think about it once it goes under 30

[Anonymous No.51726731]

>>51726704
I mean growth is part of value.
If you find a company wich is at fair value but 0 growth its as good as dead.

[Anonymous No.51726732]

>>51726359
I've seen other people also call in the bottom at 3200, that is until the next bear market rally. 3200 may be a good time to buy back in.

[Anonymous No.51726733]

>3.3 trillion wiped out in September stock market

Christ almighty

[Anonymous No.51726734]

>>51726705
>amzn 5 year is a peak of 260%
Huh? Thats great. Not much different than apple.

[Anonymous No.51726739]

>>51726679
Its not even Westminister that sets rates, its the Bank of England which is a separate entity.

It's like their education is so bad, they fail to understand the basics of world geography and political matters.

[Anonymous No.51726743]

So a lot of the business television boomers cry about CPI being flawed now because rents are sticky and take a while to come down in correlation with house prices. Is that really the case and if so when will we actually see inflation peak?

[Anonymous No.51726742]

>>51726704
> ETF
All of the ETFs are just rebrands of the same shit. It's just indebted, overpriced megacorps from USA + some variety of smallcaps sprinkled on top of it to make it seem like it's somehow different.

[Anonymous No.51726746]

>>51726731
anon.... that's not what people mean by growth vs value holy shit this general is retarded

[Anonymous No.51726753]

>>51726719
Can't offshore military work

[Anonymous No.51726763]

>>51726734
im talking about its valuation, dingus.
even in BEST posible growth scenario, etc it SHOULD not trade beyond 100 usd.
And yet here we are.

Like i said, great company bad stock value.

[Anonymous No.51726764]

>>51726753
Were you the anon who could get me a job working on a military base in the desert?

[Anonymous No.51726765]

>>51726710
The Bank of England is separate to the government and controls monetary policy like Interest Rates, yes.

[Anonymous No.51726769]

>>51726719
>Offshoring white collar work because of WFH negotiations
I'm amazed it hasn't happened yet

[Anonymous No.51726770]

>>51726739
>Its not even Westminister that sets rates
Retard. Pay attention. The british govenment is basically fighting the bank of england right now over bonds and the economy. No where did I say westminister is setting rates retard. Focus on the point of uk gilts.

[Anonymous No.51726771]

>>51726732
I keep saying that 2800-3000 is likely, but we'll see. This crisis has so many facets, it's hard to appreciate how deep and lasting the economic damage could potentially be. It's not just America screwing itself up, Europe is headed for disaster. Btw no one talks about this, but shorting DAX would seem like a good play, unless it's already an overcrowded trade.

[Anonymous No.51726778]

>>51725946

[Anonymous No.51726780]

>>51726764
nop

[Anonymous No.51726785]

>>51726686
brandon won't be president anymore in 2 years, schlomo. anyone got the "semiconductor are crack in everything but name" meme handy, btw?

[Anonymous No.51726794]

>>51726780
oh, oh well thanks

[Anonymous No.51726797]

>SOXL is now $8
Thank you SOXL_shill for coming back when SOXL was $20 to shill it again. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.51726799]

>>51726746
no, you are the retard.
Growth is part of value.
If you DO NOT consider growth to VALUE a stock of VALUE then you do NOT know how to value a stock.

Easy as.

[Anonymous No.51726804]

We still have a long way to fall

[Anonymous No.51726807]

>>51726719
Not going back, simple as. Give me NEET bux.

[Anonymous No.51726813]

>>51726797
>$8
Lmao. Wait until the reverse split finally kills off the shills remaining pushing that.

[Anonymous No.51726824]

>>51726770
Westminster doesn't fight the BoE, the BoE simply control macro economic policy and because the tards in parliament went on a tax cutting spree it devalued the pound.

The BoE simply bought gilts to stabilise the market and have said the base rate is going up further which is going to send thr housing market into a collapse.

[Anonymous No.51726827]

>>51726797
can you tell me a detailed account of why the right is so mad about lizzo playing that crytal flute? sorry i look at imgur memes at work so i've just heard the left's side and they're fucking insufferable.

honestly i mostly want to know if there's an "official" reason for hating it, because i know the unofficial reason is because it's a fat negress twerking while playing it.

[Anonymous No.51726830]

>51726799
someone fucking kill me I don't have the patience to explain basic investing to this retard

[Anonymous No.51726834]

>>51726510
Yes I want to slurp the bottom but I also don't want king Bobo to win

[Anonymous No.51726843]

>>51726799
So is Tesla, which has both growth and profitability, a value stock then?

[Anonymous No.51726847]

>>51726834
Bobo only wins if you sell or... have options in wich case you could just stick with normal stocks.

[Anonymous No.51726856]

>>51726824
>Westminster doesn't fight the BoE
Yes but they are still pushing for the tax cuts even after the gilts were signalling it was a bad idea. Truss will make them keep buying gilts. Im askign what happens at the end of the 15 days or whatever it is when the buying ends.

[Anonymous No.51726864]

>>51726813
>>51726797
in all seriousness im waiting until macros turn around (literally just wait for the Fed to lower interest rates again if you're lazy) to buy into SOXL. until then i just DCA into AMD because that's just free money my frens. and even there, im just trying to get my 10% profit and then reposition at a better price at this point. i'll save my leverage for when the macros look better.

[Anonymous No.51726868]

COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

[Anonymous No.51726878]

>>51726843
No because, growth is A PART of value NOT THE ENTIRETY of it you idiot.
Tesla has growth but an UNREASONABLE PE ratio, its fucking close to 100 for fuck sake

the job of the investor is to say.... hey is all this growth justification for this premium? yes? good, no? bad

[Anonymous No.51726884]

>>51726864
>literally just wait for the Fed to lower interest rates again if you're lazy
Correct. Im really only going to buy oil here.

[Anonymous No.51726887]

>>51726843
>yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.51726890]

>>51726799
Future gains are speculation. Current, stable gains, among other things, is value. This betting on future gains is exactly what got us to the 2021 highs.

[Anonymous No.51726891]

>>51726878
>growth is A PART of value

[Anonymous No.51726902]

>>51726856
BoE will turn the printers on again, or the pound will stabilise further which is looks to have done.

We still have rampant inflation, and mortgage rates have now become unsustainable to the restards buying huge homes on cheap credit.

Thats the big issue, in honesty.

[Anonymous No.51726904]

>>51726785
sure
SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are sand in all but the name. The desire for newer, faster, more is unsustainable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networkinging gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, and all that other bullshit that people and the government don't have enough money to buy are not needed. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, it won't be enough to convince consumers to upgrade from their 10-year-old i5 2500k. The disdain for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: not semiconductors.

SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the "best" companies the semiconductor space has to offer then pushes their already horrific returns to your advantage with 3x inverse leverage, all responsibly managed via daily rebalancing to boot. SOXS counteraligns your economic interests with meme stocks like Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. """tech companies""" with unnecessary products, not ad companies making billions a day off boomers' eyeballs. In the last 7 days, SOXS has exploded over 1.1x yet still we are early. Semiconductor contraction will proceed exponentially until every viable space runs on mechanical devices, hydraulics, and pencil and paper. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and obviously compelling outcomes make it so. The rejection of increasingly complex and unreliable sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, and storage out of everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

[Anonymous No.51726916]

>>51726769

No you see, it hasn't happened because of the incredible value of having people come into an expensive office to stare at computer screens instead of just doing that at home. Or maybe it didn't happen because companies were just so loyal to their countrymen. Or maybe it was because the dollar was just so weak that the foreigners were unaffordable.

I'll tell you what ISN'T the reason: Indians having an average 80 IQ and producing worthless work that needs to be redone, or Chinese being able to do the work but stealing all of your IP and business model. Those things definitely aren't the reasons offshoring isn't bigger already.

Better get back in cagie wagies. Tick tock. 2 more weeks.

[Anonymous No.51726917]

>>51726902
I honestly don't know how britain can save itself. Like the best case scenario seems to be asking america to make it the 51st state

[Anonymous No.51726920]

>>51726890
Future gains CAN be speculation but not necesarily.
Take for example a company that is less than 1 billion in market cap that has CONSISTENTLY growth in earnings at double digits, would you say there is a high chance that happens again? yes, there is.
That is also the job of the investor btw
>>51726891
yes, growth is one of the pilars or well.. variables to be considered in value.

[Anonymous No.51726928]

>>51726625
>miss the pivot
You mean when he announces it live on TV?

[Anonymous No.51726952]

>>51726891
It's funny how I really believe AI is the future and will spur the next industrial revolution yet I want nothing to do with semis.

[Anonymous No.51726959]

>>51726917
Property is overheated in all major countries, but the UK is facing a complete meltdown and so many people have bought overpriced homes. We were never dependent on Russia for gas, so the rest of Europe is fucking us.

[Anonymous No.51726963]

>>51726952
Semi=/=AI
if anything invest in software companies.

[Anonymous No.51726965]

>>51726952
The problem is that when people think semi's they think nVidia while I think TSM

[Anonymous No.51726964]

>>51726928

IDK about that. They're starting to sound nervous tho. We're not far away.

I am watching reverse repo. When they start squeezing that money back out it's go time.

[Anonymous No.51726975]

uhh stock bros, why are real companies dumping more than bitcorns? they don't even have a hecking earnings report!!

[Anonymous No.51726979]

Cold beer on a Friday night.

[Anonymous No.51726987]

>>51726403
The 2008 crash didn't bottom out at the end of that chart. The end of that chart is when it stopped pussyfooting around and began freefalling another 40%

[Anonymous No.51726989]

>>51726916

Also.... /smg/'s resident pajeets are typing furious replies to this rn I just know it.

[Anonymous No.51726990]

>>51726975
because holdlers don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.51726996]

How much of a gong show is Tesla's AI Day event going to be? It starts in just over two hours.

[Anonymous No.51727001]

A pair of jeans that fig just right

[Anonymous No.51727006]

>>51726288
>NKLA

[Anonymous No.51727024]

Anyone here invested in GGLL ?

[Anonymous No.51727038]

>>51727024
no, i just have googl stock. Bought some went it went to 104 usd.

Will buy more if it falls to 90 or below.

[Anonymous No.51727039]

>>51726979
A LIL CHIGGIN FRY

[Anonymous No.51727041]

>>51726868
>>51726979

cold beer mind. can someone make this a thumbnail ai image too?

[Anonymous No.51727043]

>>51726928
>Install a swimming pool for an $800k Arizona home
If it costs that much, the home already has a pool here
t. desert rat

[Anonymous No.51727055]

>>51725946
When do my investments start making money bros

[Anonymous No.51727058]

>>51726979
ADD A RADIO REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51727074]

How do I profit from nuclear brinkmanship?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1575859310923780097

[Anonymous No.51727087]

>>51726996
He will announce his robot will be planned to drive a Tesla in order to bypass issues with self driving vehicle technology

[Anonymous No.51727090]

>>51727074
>muh nuclear
nothing's gonna happen, no one's gonna get nuked

[Anonymous No.51727091]

>>51727074
>Enjoy your final days
Thanks, I will.

[Anonymous No.51727092]

>>51726288
He is right. This shit needs to die and quickly. It's dragging the good companies down because credit is so cheap there's no longer proper risk assessment and people just buy the index. If you wiped out this garbage, I'm sure SP500's forward P/E would come down to reasonable prices (that includes Tesla, this crap needs to drop down to double digits fast).

[Anonymous No.51727094]

>>51727055
2 years.

[Anonymous No.51727108]

>>51726183
Based and dot-plot-pilled.

[Anonymous No.51727114]

uh... guys?

[Anonymous No.51727121]

>>51726403
They are not going to allow that. Pension funds will blow up and boomers will lose their retirement. Just look at what happened in 2018 and 2020. I think 3200 is the bottom the Fed is willing to allow unless something melts down the entire financial system again.

[Anonymous No.51727123]

>>51727114
Pivot bros, this is it! THIS IS THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.51727128]

>>51726665
Loll

[Anonymous No.51727129]

don't forget to get you booster shots :)

[Anonymous No.51727135]

>>51726698
I get it now, I suck at bear markets because i dont panic. kek
iI still think that there is a rally coming to wipe out all the retail shorts. Cant be letting the goyim make money on record puts.
Someone sold those record puts.

[Anonymous No.51727136]

>>51727092
>>51726288
both of you are retards, the buffet index is way closer to normal now

[Anonymous No.51727137]

>>51727123
Not happening.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/30/pce-inflation-august-2022-inflation-accelerated-even-more-than-expected-in-august.html

[Anonymous No.51727140]

>>51726113
We're in the rock hard boner up your arse times fren

[Anonymous No.51727146]

>>51727129
not my problem

[Anonymous No.51727158]

>>51726626
Apple and Amazon during an inflationary period when rates are rising and credit is no long cheap. You're a brainlet. Google, Microsoft and Meta are the only ones with predictable revenue and good fundamentals to hold through this type of recession.

[Anonymous No.51727164]

>>51727114
>closed meeting
Who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.51727182]

>>51727129
People still take the vaxx?
Isn't it 97% effective with the two doses of mRNA or one j&j?

[Anonymous No.51727184]

What if a nuclear war is in the short-term future and we've spent our last years in civilization waging and stressing over charts with no pay-off?

[Anonymous No.51727186]

>>51727158
>Google, and Meta
You are retarded. First thing cut in a recession is ad spending dude.

[Anonymous No.51727187]

AI will never take over. Elon thinks it's scary because he's a dumbass. AI is made by dude science code monkies. Go back to high school robotics you nerds. If they can't figure out something for themselves they assume the nueral network ML answer is correct. Computers are dumb as hell and will never be smarter than me or my friends. I hate computers.

[Anonymous No.51727188]

>>51727137
>Inflation is out of control.
Who could have foreseen this?

[Anonymous No.51727213]

Can't read can't read my BOBO FACE
You stupid MUMUMUMU
Can't read Can't read my CRASHING FACE
Stupid ASS MUMUMUMUMUMUMU
mumumumu

da.da.da.da.da.da.da

B-b-b-b-b-bobo face, f-f-fuck the mumu face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
B-b-b-b-b-bobo face, f-f-fuck the mumu face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo

[Anonymous No.51727217]

Its over bulls. We're passed resistance. The only stop is at 330.

[Anonymous No.51727220]

>>51726797
Semicondutors are cyclinal. SOXL trannies would be smart to look at Micron's various cycles through the last 2 decades to understand the time to get out of it was last year. Enjoy bagholding for the next 5 years dumbasses.

[Anonymous No.51727221]

>>51727188
that is VERY anti semetic anon! Inflation is just because of the supply chain! IT'S ONLY THE SUPPLY CHAIN NOT THE CENTRAL BANKS'S FAULT!

[Anonymous No.51727226]

>Ukraine applies for fast-track NATO accession
Oooh this is juicy.

[Anonymous No.51727232]

>>51726598
Tinder and poor countries. Which bitch doesn't want a rich guy

[Anonymous No.51727249]

>>51727226
They've already been denied today lmao

[Anonymous No.51727252]

>>51727220
SOXL isn't just one company lol. Look at MACD and RSI on every single semi company and tell me we aren't actually about to be on the way back up. Momentum has clearly shifted on a few.

[Anonymous No.51727258]

How are we all coping with the end of global stock markets?

[Anonymous No.51727274]

It's literally over Monday isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4KdaqAwG0

[Anonymous No.51727293]

>deluded mumus are STILL hoping for a pivot

guys...

[Anonymous No.51727299]

>>51727186
Do you have any idea how marketing budgets are allocated? They are a % of the revenue you moron.

[Anonymous No.51727308]

>>51727114
Holy shit

Do I have to close my shorts?

[Anonymous No.51727315]

>>51727187

Most 'AI' algorithms is a different thing from biological intelligence as it lacks the same motivations. Evolutionary algos are kind of close, but still not quite. If there's ever an program that starts begging you not to close it, then yes, break out the EMPs.

[Anonymous No.51727331]

>>51727308
I really want don’t want to be naked long though

[Anonymous No.51727333]

>>51727258
By understanding that that's a ridiculous proposition and that we'll be out of this retarded ass bear market before long

[Anonymous No.51727340]

>>51727258
Buying index cheapies.

[Anonymous No.51727360]

A PAIR OF JEANS ON A PRECIOUS CHILD

[Anonymous No.51727366]

>>51727258
Coping? more like getting ready !! only through death can the new system be re-born. This is the most exciting period in human history. We are about to transition into the new digital financial system. Which massive opportunities to make generational wealth.

Billionaire Anon Faggot Class is BORN!!!!! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BEEEEEEEETCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51727381]

>>51727114
>closed meeting
Its a nothing burger. Also we've covered this shit dozens of times before, they do "expedited procedures" tons of times in any given year. It just means they aren't going through all the bureaucratic motions.

[Anonymous No.51727383]

>>51727221
Thank you. Just two more trillion to slow the spread of inflation :)

[Anonymous No.51727409]

>>51727390
New
>>51727390
New
>>51727390
New

This thread has that old thread smell already

[Anonymous No.51727429]

>tell everyone a year ago the markets will take a shit and hyperinflation will hit
>everyone laughed at my face
>inflation is 17.1% and everyone's chances of owning a house is zero

How do I profit from this feeling of utter vindication?

[Anonymous No.51727461]

>>51727221
Americans have this very special level of extreme retardation when it comes to not understanding how the "supply chain issues" are a big part of "inflation" but it's not because of actual issues with the supply chain, unless you count human incompetence and greed as part of that. The Czech Republic can still get avocados from Peru but the US can't figure out its own internal supply chain? Lmfao

[Anonymous No.51727481]

>>51727114
Did you really think you'd get away with it Bobo?

[Anonymous No.51727507]

>>51727481
Yes. Because I am the king of cool.

[Anonymous No.51727515]

>>51727461
Supply chain issues are in no way related to inflation. Inflation is a 100% a money supply issue. It's retards like you who are too stupid to realize that fluctuations in prices of goods can happen even in a deflationary period. It's really fucking stupid people conflate the two.

[Anonymous No.51727520]

>>51727409
Multiple /smg/ threads is extremely bearish. You're breaking the timeline.

[Anonymous No.51727545]

>>51727515
The word inflation doesn't mean anything anymore. Look at velocity if you want to be macro 101. Just call it purchasing power there are many variable involved despite the money printer memes.

[Anonymous No.51727567]

>>51727520
The timeline has been fucked since Harambe died.

[Anonymous No.51727570]

How make money in a bear market?

is it literally just weekly puts on indices or should I still be looking for rotation plays?

[Anonymous No.51727583]

>>51727567
When Steve Irwin the timeline shifted horribly... on recently has it begun to heal.

[Anonymous No.51727605]

>>51726508
Sprott's Physical Uranium Trust back to April high relative to S&P 500.

[Anonymous No.51727612]

>Make successful trade on TQQQ yesterday
>Made -$1.50 on it

>Make successful options trade on CCL today
>Made $6.50 on it

I think I'll celebrate by buying a 12-pack (!) of Bang's root bear

[Anonymous No.51727615]

>>51727605
What about relative to the dollar?

[Anonymous No.51727620]

>>51727570
Depends. Sniffing out market inefficiencies and extremely undervalued companies if you are going long will offer the biggest returns. The issue is finding them.

[Anonymous No.51727640]

Is dis real?

[Anonymous No.51727651]

>>51727640
our society is fucked

[Anonymous No.51727655]

>>51727074
I hate slavs so much its unreal
Russian slavs
Ukraine slavs
Central slavs
Northern slavs
Southern slavs
Mongolian slavs
Horse slavs
Moscow slavs
Not moscow slavs
Slavic slavs
They are all nigger, arr rook same

[Anonymous No.51727711]

I was bored. Pick youre bloomberg waifu. Because I took the time to make this, I claim Tay-tay

[Anonymous No.51727725]

I just realized there isnt enough fear yet to be close to a bottom. Because I still think bulls have it in their skulls that once we finally hit bottom we're going to just go back up on like a month. I don't think they understand the market isn't going to go up for another 10-15 years. It's over. Done. The damage this time is far greater and the timing is far from ideal unlike 2008. We're talking a global reset of biblical proportions to some. Stocks you claim are blue chips will be in double digits maybe even single and the most prized unicorn is probably going to zero. We may actually get to witness another negative print, another circuit breaker, and possibly a monster bank get liquidated. It's gonna be nuts and that's 10 years of your life waiting for your money to just come back and break even. You made nothing out of it even if you dollar cost average because you're losing more on taxes since you're a wagie slave nigger. It's over. For a while. Only the people who have eno stake in the game are going to make it. The rest will perish.

[Anonymous No.51727745]

>>51727711
for me, it's the schnoz

[Anonymous No.51727756]

>>51727745
after annamarie and maria, lisa is my 4th favorite

[Anonymous No.51727760]

>>51727725
Bottom signal. Never bet on the end of the world kid, it only happens once.

[Anonymous No.51727769]

>>51727725
Look at the charts from 2008. We should have 1-3 months of a general rally, and then a huge fucking crash of 40% or something across the period of a week or two.

So that's how I'm going to play it. Wait for the Oct/Nov rally, and write greedy long-dated ITM CCs so that when the market shits itself in the winter, I'll already have tons of cash ready to go / a downside hedge

[Anonymous No.51727784]

Flipped F45 stock for 40% today that felt good, it’s a good birthday

[Anonymous No.51727802]

Bros... I just ran the numbers
It turns out that September is the only month this year that ENDS on a Friday
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51727815]

>>51727802
explain

[Anonymous No.51727817]

>>51727756
Based taste Annemarie is exquisite

[Anonymous No.51727820]

>>51727769
Was 2008 a midterm year? Not only that was it a midterm year where the corruption is rampant we have to ban our government officials from trading stocks? Nah a rally maybe back to 380 and then the dump to 350 etc etc
SPY 80$ by 2027

[WSB No.51727826]

>>51727187
Yuo are already fren.
All your base are belong to us.

>Don't play the fool now, board of governers. One of your governers is not like the others.

[Anonymous No.51727842]

>>51727615
Dollar is garbage, in real terms you're losing 7-15% per year by holding it. Oil or uranium are better holds and will out perform the dollar soon enough.

[Anonymous No.51727847]

>>51727815
January: Monday
February: Monday
March: Thursday
April: Saturday
May: Tuesday
June: Thursday
July: Sunday
August: Wednesday
September: Friday
October: Monday
November: Wednesday
December: Saturday

[Anonymous No.51727849]

I have a theory that either the equities market or bonds are raining blood. But that both aren't raining blood at the same time ever.

[Anonymous No.51727869]

>>51727784
Happy birthday anon

[Anonymous No.51727878]

When's Daddy Fed coming back from the grocery store?

[Anonymous No.51727885]

>>51727711
fuck bloomberg. they have 0 attractive women and half of them look like trannies

Fox news might be retarded but at least they have hot chicks

[Anonymous No.51727893]

>>51727885
filtered

[Anonymous No.51727892]

>>51726113

[Anonymous No.51727910]

>>51727878
uh, he went to live with auntie at the farm. Yes, it's the same one we sent your fav doggo Spot to when he got older. No we can't go visit them but you'll see them someday im sure!

[Anonymous No.51727914]

>>51727869
Thanks bro

Enjoy this

[Anonymous No.51727922]

>>51726864
DCA still all the way down to $20? Kek

[Anonymous No.51727943]

>>51727922
That's literally the entire point of DCAing. It's almost as if everyone here is fucking retarded and is only trying to gamble and make big money in a short amount of time instead of actually investing...

[Anonymous No.51727954]

>>51727943
What is investing? Can you break it down to me like a five year old?

[Anonymous No.51727957]

>>51727820
>we have to ban our government officials from trading stocks
What a joke. They made insane gains, banned it, and then the market crashed.

[Anonymous No.51727960]

>tomorrow I get my saving account interest

[Anonymous No.51727964]

>>51727893
>filtered
yeah, filter the guy who provides the daily free alpha to the thread. good one moron. i told you which tickers were going to zero today

[Anonymous No.51727972]

>>51727964
you can provide free alpha all you want that doesn't mean your taste in women isn't trash anon

[Anonymous No.51727984]

>>51727954
>Buy
>Hold
>Buy more
>Hold more
>Profit

[Anonymous No.51727985]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.51728016]

Remember bros, just HODL you'll recover your losses in 10 years

KEK

[Anonymous No.51728023]

>>51727984
That's not investing then, investing is the perceived notion you are giving your money to allow a company to use it and give you back a portion in exchange for their growth. You aren't investing anymore since 2010. Investing died mate. It died along time ago. Look at the 202 companies right now on the DAQ that have debt up to their eyeballs and no foreseeable path to profit. You aren't investing anymore buddy all youre doing is passively gambling and at that rate you might as well just gamble like everyone else and take your money before the big crash

[Anonymous No.51728029]

>>51728016
this is the big one, 5000 for the fagsdaq min

[Anonymous No.51728035]

>>51728016
Imagine thinking you'll ever get back your money
Even the nikkei wasn't this cruel

[Anonymous No.51728034]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-tells-state-banks-prepare-141448869.html

Someone explain this to me like I'm 5
If China starts dumping their dollars for yuan, isn't the market going to shit itself even harder? Or will it go the other way because the dollar is worth less so people buy stocks to compensate?

[Anonymous No.51728045]

>>51727972
ann marie hordern is the only semi-cute girl on that network. none of the asians are hot, thats for sure, and neither are the british girls

[Anonymous No.51728046]

Where is the PANIC OMG WTF zone?
How low do things have to get before I see any alarmist headlines?

[Anonymous No.51728052]

>>51727985
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.51728053]

>>51728016
I’ve only been investing for 6 months and even I know how big a fucking meme it is to sell. Make most my money swinging. I’ll hold stocks like uranium though for long term, want to invest in more energy.

[Anonymous No.51728054]

>>51728023
>>51728035
>>51728029
>>51728016
Damn /smg/ has completely gone to shit

[Anonymous No.51728064]

>>51728046
What's an alarmist headline? You think that will mark the bottom or something? Like it couldn't POSSIBLY get worse than THAT? lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.51728071]

>>51728053
I’m retarded hold not sell, it’s a meme to HOLD forever.

[Anonymous No.51728075]

>>51727760
Boomer hands types this message

[Anonymous No.51728080]

>>51728064
>You think that will mark the bottom or something?
No. I'm just wondering when the coverage is going to be
>Holy fucking shit this is a DISASTER!
and people throw themselves from buildings.

[Anonymous No.51728083]

>This is what we have to look forward to

Fuck

[Anonymous No.51728091]

>>51728054
poo poo pee pee!

[Anonymous No.51728114]

>>51728054
DIE MUMU DIEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51728116]

>>51728016
>just lump sum in once bro never average down bro trust me

[Anonymous No.51728120]

>>51728083
that's probably best case scenario desu lad

[Anonymous No.51728121]

>>51728071
There hasn't been a time in the last century when holding US indices for 10+ years hasn't resulted in profit but okay

[Anonymous No.51728127]

>>51728121
first time for everything

[Anonymous No.51728141]

>>51728083
It's actually really funny being reminded of it like alot of Gen x faggots and boombooms that didn't sell last year when the fed sold are about to be stuck holding a large bag until they die. Like people will DIE before they get their money back. That's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.51728151]

Get a load of all these Le Big Brain bobo tourists coming over from /pol/ and acting like they've predicted the fucking apocalypse. So goddamn obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.51728153]

>>51728151
bagholder detected.

[Anonymous No.51728166]

>>51728121
They said a pandemic has never been a cause for a recession
They said that the dynamic yield curve can't be an indication of a recession
They said blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.51728170]

>>51728151
Bobos did. Check archive. Many such based threads

[Anonymous No.51728175]

>>51728166
They also said they won't pivot. Convenient to cherry pick things that fit your narrative isn't it?

[Anonymous No.51728185]

>>51728121
I don’t deny that, but more of the mindset that if you’re a poorfag like myself and every penny counts than just putting your $100 in and waiting for 10 years for it to grow to $1000 then it’s a waste of time and your money. With good moves you could make that $100 into $1000 within a year, probably much quicker. But yes if you have 100k spare cash and make 50k+ a year than of course holding is a sound investment. I’m gonna hold uranium/energy stocks as that’s my long term play but 50% of my investments will be going towards swings.

[Anonymous No.51728188]

>>51727954
>>51728083
Trying to FUD DCAing, Dip Buying and Long term holds. This is why retail gets shaken out so hard in these dips. Do retards not understand that during a bear your buying power increases and during a bull run your buying power decreases. Unless you are a fucking retard you will be just fine staying the course.
>muh collabse of amurican system dough
If that shit happens there will be worse things to worry about then my fucking retirement.

>>51728127
This time it will be different am I right.

>>51728141
Yeah if you are below 50 you are more then likely "ok".

[Anonymous No.51728194]

I feel like now is a good time to sell options. Feels like the market can't go lower than 350 or higher than 365 until either CPI or earnings.

[Anonymous No.51728197]

>>51728175
They haven't pivoted? OH MY GOD DO YOU THINK THE FED IS GOING TO PIVOT STILL?? OH MY GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU DO HOLY FUCKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.51728204]

>>51728185
Why do you leave out the option of continuously buying over time???

[Anonymous No.51728209]

>>51728175
is this federal reserve pivot in the thread with us right now anon?

[Anonymous No.51728219]

>>51728034
Anybody? Chinks hold >1 trillion in bonds, more in stocks. If they do a mass sell off to prop up their yuan we're all fucked, right?

[Anonymous No.51728220]

>>51728188
Fuck yes finally someone else comes in to counter the absolutely retarded bear narrative. Why the fuck are there only two of us?

[Anonymous No.51728222]

>>51726827
Nope that’s it you hit the nail on the head. Everyone hates niggers but no one wants to admit it.

[Anonymous No.51728228]

You could have listened... the eurodollars... the 5y forwards and credit swaps....

[Anonymous No.51728231]

rolling for ww3 weekend brawl

[Anonymous No.51728239]

>>51728083
While I do think this is going to be different from previous downturns (long slow grind down and long grind back up), comparisons to the Nikkei are retarded. Japan had a massive propety bubble burst, absurd P/Es on their companies, a stagnant and then declining population, and zero inflation or even deflation.

[Anonymous No.51728244]

>>51727878
Daddy Fed has left mumu And gone to his new FAMILY that he loves A LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT more than you. Along with his new Son BOBO....

HA HA HA!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51728245]

>>51728204
That’s an option too, I’m not giving advice or taking a stance it’s just my opinion. I’ve been dabbling with multiple ways and I’ve found the most success with swings. It’s also very risky. In my opinion if you want to see easy gains find a solid stock that’s volatile and you’ll find success.

[Anonymous No.51728249]

>>51728185
If you buy in with $100 every week you will have invested $5200 in 1 year. Congrats anon you can 52x your money by putting it in a bank account. Maybe you should try that if money is so tight. Are you seriously investing without an emergency fund in a recession?

[Anonymous No.51728261]

>>51728220
>>51728034
Prolly cause the chinks are a week out from cashing out their bags

[Anonymous No.51728266]

>>51728231
Russia cant even take Ukraine, how are they going to actually fight the US and Nato on other fronts? Relax dude. You are more likely to die from a blood clot sitting at your trader desk than war.

[Anonymous No.51728289]

>>51728228

>listen to Jeff "QE is when the Fed buys USTs from Treasury with bank reserves which aren't actually money what do you mean that doesn't make sense also there won't ever be inflation just ignore M2" Snider

nah I'm good

[Anonymous No.51728300]

>>51728266
Russia just took 25% of Ukraine

[Anonymous No.51728306]

>>51728249
Why not invest, save, and resale on eBay all at the same time?

[Anonymous No.51728318]

>>51728266
The most idiotic thing is believing that there's actually a conflict worth worrying about at all happening in Ukraine. 100% sure that all of this shit is US "we've always been at war with Eurasia" trash

[Anonymous No.51728324]

>>51727612
>Make successful options trade on CCL today
Holy fuck, I just looked at its price and realized I dodged a hell of a bullet when I sold for 21$ like a year ago, resigned at the thought it could have pumped all the way to 35$ but I didn't felt like risking because of leverage. Never imagined this could go lower than covid bottom.

[Anonymous No.51728338]

>>51728300
Kek dude no. Annexing lands you dont even fully control isnt taking it. You have to actually enforce control over it. They cant.

[Anonymous No.51728352]

>>51728306
I am not saying don't. You're the one setting weird limits. Make that money work for you son!

[Anonymous No.51728355]

>>51728338
>>51728300
Please go back to /pol/

Where the fuck are the jannies

[Anonymous No.51728365]

>>51728318
This whole ordeal is the military-industrial complex’s wet dream, a perpetual conflict requiring extensive government investment with support coming from the very people that rioted against you during Vietnam.

[Anonymous No.51728367]

>>51728300
I don't give a fuck, the kikes took 25% of my account this year and I'm pissed.

[Anonymous No.51728380]

>>51728355
geopolitics is relevant even if people have shit takes fuck off

[Anonymous No.51728384]

>>51726719
I can't believe so many people all willingly showed their employers how easy their jobs were to outsource. The Indian flood is really going to take off soon.

[Anonymous No.51728385]

>>51728338
So when do you think the Ukrainians regain control of these territories?

[Anonymous No.51728390]

>>51728365
This has literally been happening forever

Ahem

FUCK BEARS can't wait for the pivot

[Anonymous No.51728393]

>>51728355
I was just saying the war isnt going to turn into a nuke thing that affects us. Calm down dude. The US markets are fine.
>>51728385
Idk. We will see what happens over next few months.

[Anonymous No.51728399]

>>51728390
When is the pivot going to happen

[Anonymous No.51728400]

>>51728166
>They said a pandemic has never been a cause for a recession
The fuck you on about? There was a depression after the spanish flu.

[Anonymous No.51728401]

>>51728352
Mm, well funds coming in from 100%+ profits on flips, and swings ranging 10-40% on stocks, don’t you think I’ll make it ahead? Yeah I think we all should have our own strategies but I hope all you losers make money. Losers getting rich together is always better than all losing together.

[Anonymous No.51728408]

>>51728390
WOAAAAAH the fed pivot just flew over my portfolio... HOLY SHIEEET looks like this market crash already priced in the Fed Pivot... WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51728412]

>>51728399
With oil tanking I'm guessing sooner rather than later once inflation numbers starts to appear lower. I honestly think that's their plan anyway.

[Anonymous No.51728417]

>>51728390

[Anonymous No.51728420]

>>51728384
I am still laughing. The cubecucks are all panicking and raging at the laborers(actual important people) because the real bosses threatened them all if they didn't become useful. Meanwhile the laborers are yucking it up because they've realized boss can't actually replace them with a machine because it would cost more to build and maintain said machine.

[Anonymous No.51728423]

[Anonymous No.51728430]

>>51728423
posting Cuckman should result in a permaban

[Anonymous No.51728439]

>>51728423
This dude is honestly worse than Kramer

[Anonymous No.51728471]

When are these retards going to get it through their head that if inflation actually gets out of control we are completely and totally fucked because our national debt won't allow us to raise interest rates to double digits like they could in the 70s? The fed is going to choose a recession with manageable rates over the risk of a default every time.

[Anonymous No.51728502]

>>51728471
>The national debt matters at all
Lol embarrassing

[Anonymous No.51728510]

Look at this
I can only laugh

[Anonymous No.51728537]

>>51728423
Didn't this retard also say that the internet was not going to have any more of an impact than a printer. What a dumbass. We even have 3d printers now that can print guns.

[Anonymous No.51728543]

>>51728510
Market rally in late October?

[Anonymous No.51728552]

>>51728543
What's the narrative? Every rally needs a narrative. Peak inflation?

[Anonymous No.51728563]

>>51728552
Bulls have no narrative.
LINE GO DOWN TOO MUCH AHYUK

[Anonymous No.51728568]

>>51728537

[Anonymous No.51728575]

>>51728439
CNBC as a whole is in a panic. My favorite so far has been people in no uncertain terms saying. "The FED does not give a shit about your stocks all they care about is inflation." and then watching the CNBC talking head try to weasel them into saying the FED will pivot only to get shut down and reminded the FED is only concerned about inflation the stock market is of no concern to them.

>>51728471
CNBC is firmly in Anger-Barganing. They keep lashing out at the FED for taking too long which is fair and also trying to bargain for a FED pivot that won't come until 2023. We need a good system shock for Depression to begin. Cramer is Cramer he doesn't give a shit he has done it too long and knows the script so he will just go out there and dance. We need the big system shock that will send us into Depression and Acceptance. The system is already starting to crack so we just need to see what breaks.

[Anonymous No.51728579]

Powell should honestly treat rate hikes like a Roman general waging war in Gaul and pause his military campaign on inflation until the spring. Q4 is all about the holiday shopping season and you don’t want to challenge the consumer hordes in battle.

[Anonymous No.51728586]

>>51722541
>>51722541
>>51722541

[Anonymous No.51728597]

>>51728579
Yep Bargaining. Lad sit down av a drink and just relax.

[Anonymous No.51728599]

>>51728563
They aren't wrong.

[Anonymous No.51728601]

>>51728575
I can literally here a CNBC pundit like downtown Josh Brown say your fake quote

[Anonymous No.51728634]

>>51728601
CNBC is a good barometer for where Normie market sentiment is I watch them a lot. It's also pretty funny listening to them just lie.

[Anonymous No.51728636]

>>51728579
It's going to be a cold winter

[Anonymous No.51728660]

>>51728599
Post your bags
>>51728579
Yea the great consumer who has taken on more debt than before the pandemic and ready to buy brand new overpriced electronics lol what year do you think we are in?

[Anonymous No.51728731]

>>51728660
There is nothing Powell can do to curb spending in Q4. The labor market is going to stay strong thanks to the numerous seasonal jobs that exist in Q4. They can only make things worse in 2023 now.

[Anonymous No.51728761]

>>51728053
you bought the literal almost top

[Anonymous No.51728797]

>>51728761
I know

[Anonymous No.51728798]

Credit Suisse default on Monday?

[Anonymous No.51728901]

>>51728731
Nigga did you not listen to Nike?

[Anonymous No.51729319]

>>51728083
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-tells-state-banks-prepare-141448869.html
isnt the american economy much more robust than Japan though?

[Anonymous No.51729940]

>>51728731
What a retard.