/smg/-stock market general

[Anonymous No.51724525]

Its over

[Anonymous No.51724531]

Aeva at 52 week low

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51724539]

what if there isnt a capitukike?

[Anonymous No.51724544]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>51723420

[Anonymous No.51724548]

did sell the top of soxl today
I'm baggie

[Anonymous No.51724549]

Who won?

[Anonymous No.51724554]

>>51724525
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex se x sex s edx sex sex sex

[Anonymous No.51724562]

The ultimate hedge.

[Anonymous No.51724578]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.51724579]

>>51724525
she should sell her bathwater now that her career is over

[Anonymous No.51724591]

This is fucking depressing to watch. My Roth is getting annihilated this year.

[Anonymous No.51724598]

>>51724548
>>51724578

[Anonymous No.51724601]

at least we had somewhat reasonable day compared to ther ones this week..

[Anonymous No.51724603]

>>51724525
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage, capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All finance assets like money,crypto,debt,bonds etc are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended functions of it, NOT glitches, and every single financier or crypto dudebro is a literal parasite.

No one except parasites weeps for the destruction of the stock market

[Anonymous No.51724615]

we are here

[Anonymous No.51724619]

>>51724603
shoo commie shoo

[Anonymous No.51724623]

>2 threads

[Anonymous No.51724629]

>>51724615
And you are... a faggot

[Anonymous No.51724633]

>>51724603
all finance is man made and can therefore never be true science. communism, socialism, capitalism, all pseudoscience.

[Anonymous No.51724636]

>>51724578
> WHY AREN't THEY SELLING
> THE LONGER THEY HOLD THE LOWER S&P WILL GO
> JUST SHORT THE MARKET ALREADY LIKE THE REST OF THE GOYS
nah thanks. I also farted on the doorhandle of the synagogue nearby last sunday at night. It was a wet fart so definitely some shit particles landed on it.

[Anonymous No.51724637]

>>51724525
It's not over until the last mumu sings.

[Anonymous No.51724642]

I almost GOT HOOKED but THEY call me The Martingale King aka The Corduroy Goy

[Anonymous No.51724643]

Slow /smg/ on a down day end of quarter Friday close dump... Mumu’s must be out shopping, it’s almost time to long Lowes and Home Depot

[Anonymous No.51724649]

>>51724637
the fat mumu

[Anonymous No.51724653]

Can I get an EoY price target on SPY please.

[Anonymous No.51724657]

HEDGIES ARE FUCKED SOXL APES HAVE DECIDIDED TO HOLD FOR ETERNITY COVER NOW OR FACE LIQUIDATION

[Anonymous No.51724662]

>>51724643
Its even slower on green days. Everyone is a bear

[Anonymous No.51724663]

>sub-29k close
wtf happens next week?

[Anonymous No.51724669]

TGIF

[Anonymous No.51724670]

>>51724649
None of them are fat anymore after 3 red quarters.

[Anonymous No.51724671]

>>51724603
Sorry but at this point capitalism may as well be space or time. Who's gonna start a revolution? You? Pffffffffffffft

[Anonymous No.51724682]

use
>>51722541
>>51722541
>>51722541
>>51722541
niggers

[Anonymous No.51724688]

10yr computer

[Anonymous No.51724692]

>>51724653

[Anonymous No.51724697]

SQQQ 60
I REPEAT
SQQQ 60

[Anonymous No.51724700]

Shit & Piss 500 still has a PE ratio of 18 wtf

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51724703]

ITS HAPPENING!

[Anonymous No.51724704]

>>51724653
112.45. Bull run begins Feb. 7.

[Anonymous No.51724712]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51724713]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51724717]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!

[Anonymous No.51724720]

>>51724653
$100 even

[Anonymous No.51724724]

>It’s our time now

[Anonymous No.51724731]

AAIYYAAAAAH RED OCTOBER

[Anonymous No.51724733]

>THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA COVER

HAHHAHAHAHA IT BEGINS

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51724738]

BUY BUY BUY
PLEASEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51724740]

FAKE AND GAY WERE GONNA CLOSE AT 365

[Anonymous No.51724743]

>>51724531
>Aeva

This their logo? Kek

[Anonymous No.51724744]

YES WE DID IT REDDIT SPY <3600

[Anonymous No.51724748]

SPY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51724751]

>>51724743
That is fake, right?

[Anonymous No.51724753]

>>51724682
Ok, I-I fully understand what you're trying to tell me; I'm telling you NO, HELL NO. OK? Fuck yourself, retard.

[Anonymous No.51724758]

SPY below 357 before close.
check em

[Anonymous No.51724763]

uh Mumu fucking shits... you did get out of my way... right?

[Anonymous No.51724769]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51724770]

*bzzzt*

[Anonymous No.51724772]

what is happening to oil ? already down 20% , im fucking done , oil's shills lied to me

[Anonymous No.51724780]

WHERE ARE THE SLURPERS

[Anonymous No.51724779]

daily reminder to do your own homework and not to listen to retards like pic related on /smg/

[Anonymous No.51724785]

die economy die

[Anonymous No.51724786]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(CANT WAKE UP)

[Anonymous No.51724789]

>>51724743
pedos

[Anonymous No.51724791]

>>51724772
OIL? OIL.

[Anonymous No.51724793]

I fucking knew it. I knew we were closing below 200W MA. I'm a fucking schizo GOD

[Anonymous No.51724800]

>>51724780
insolvent

[Anonymous No.51724801]

my guess was a nasty sour hour.

[Anonymous No.51724802]

This is such bullshit

[Anonymous No.51724803]

i own 1,305 shares of SOXL at a cost basis of 15.76

[Anonymous No.51724805]

>>51724531

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/Aeva-Strengthens-Its-Board-of-Directors-with-Three-New-Leaders/default.aspx

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51724808]

SELL OFFFFF NEW LOW
HIT 200MA WEEK

[Anonymous No.51724807]

>>51724772
>Longing oil into a global depression

We told you people not to get involved with that

[Anonymous No.51724820]

>>51724744
MICHEAL BURRY WAS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.51724821]

>>51724740

[Anonymous No.51724822]

Do you feel in charge?

[Anonymous No.51724824]

3500......

[Anonymous No.51724830]

scooped up some calls

[Anonymous No.51724834]

YES YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.51724842]

>>51724803
better luck next time

[Anonymous No.51724845]

11k BREACHED

[Anonymous No.51724847]

>>51724780
lined up and shot

[Anonymous No.51724850]

it's ogre

[Anonymous No.51724856]

>>51724751
>>51724789

No, it is real. Jew vibes from a de-SPAC, why am I not surprised.

[Anonymous No.51724857]

Mumu I told you there would be consequences for your failed assassination attempt.

[Anonymous No.51724869]

Whew glad I didnt hold fngu hoping for a recovery.

[Anonymous No.51724871]

This is the bottom for sure, this exactly number, so now is the time to buy your calls fellas

[Anonymous No.51724872]

do you feel this capitulation mumus?

[Anonymous No.51724873]

>>51724803
WOOOOAH THATS A BIG SHAKE OUT

WOOOOAH

I CANT EVEN KEEP UP WITH THE TIK TOK

[Anonymous No.51724877]

I'm getting motherfucking JUST'd as FUCK over here. SEND BACKUP.

[Anonymous No.51724888]

Market is crashing and REITs are all up, what does that mean?

[Anonymous No.51724897]

>the world is run and controlled by the human/Jewish equivalent to Dark Eldar and the SPY/Shit&Pee500 is going to sub 320

Prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.51724904]

>>51724877
no

[Anonymous No.51724908]

>CLOSING WITH NEW LOWS!!!
You just love to see it, however I expect there to be a fake and gay rally Monday if there’s no bad news over the weekend

[Anonymous No.51724910]

Even Cramer doesn’t know what to think

[Anonymous No.51724911]

I find the last 10min of price action on the SPY highly erotic

[Anonymous No.51724912]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

[Anonymous No.51724915]

>>51724779
almost tripled my 0.9 spy 360 puts by not listening to that stupid retarded faggot
EATING STEAK TONIGHT BROS

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51724914]

>>51724888
housing is the safe haven. buy a house

[Anonymous No.51724917]

This is fucking hilarious.
Anyone get fucked?

[Anonymous No.51724919]

Call Plunge PROTECTION Team.....

Hello??? Ppt pick up? Hello??????

[Anonymous No.51724920]

[Anonymous No.51724922]

>I sold my puts 10 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.51724924]

>>51724803
>holding 3X leveraged ETF's

OH N-

[Anonymous No.51724926]

>>51724871
I bought and it's already red wtf fucker

[Anonymous No.51724932]

>>51724856
>pedos

[Anonymous No.51724933]

>>51724803
While this is funny, I remember a few months back people that bought in SOXL at 25 waiting for it to go back to 50 or so
I wonder if they roped themselves already

[Anonymous No.51724937]

>>51724917
Yes not even my boomer funds are safe from this shit.

[Anonymous No.51724945]

>>51724888
Gibme some good REIT tickers fren

[Anonymous No.51724947]

>>51724922
I did too, it's too uncertain where Monday will go.

[Anonymous No.51724952]

>>51724914
This. Housing never goes down.

[Anonymous No.51724957]

is it safe to assume that all the anons with $30+ cost basis SOXLfolios are all dead now?

[Anonymous No.51724958]

STILL. NOT. SELLING. You hear me Bobo!?!?

[Anonymous No.51724960]

>EU/UK leaning towards hyperinflation to save their pension funds
>US continues to tighten and seems relentless
How exactly would the US markets react to the EUR and GBP inflating at 30-40% if the US continued to tighten? Would europeans flee to the USD and avoid US stocks?

[Anonymous No.51724961]

>it's unironically crashing

[Anonymous No.51724963]

>>51724525
You just KNOW.

[Anonymous No.51724962]

FISH MAKES SATAN SEETHE.

[Anonymous No.51724967]

>>51724911
It's given me a BONER MATE, a FOOKIN BONER

[Anonymous No.51724965]

>>51724888
Boomer delusion is the most powerful and well-protected force in the market. Betting against boomers is a losing strategy (until it isn't).

[Anonymous No.51724969]

WHERES THAT SHORT COVERING RALLY THAT THE WISE ANON SAID HAPPENS EVERY FRIDAY HE SAID IT HAPPENS EVERY FRIDAY WHY ISNT IT HAPPENING WHYYYYYY
lmao

[Anonymous No.51724970]

it's literally over, the 200 weekly MA on SPY was lost

[Anonymous No.51724971]

>>51724933
I remember swinging it at 70’s and caught a few falling knives, have t touched SOXL since the mid 40’s lmao

[Anonymous No.51724978]

So much salt every time I discuss my guaranteed TWTR gains.
Your ignorance is my profits. Thank you again.

10 more dollars of upside remain.

[Anonymous No.51724979]

>>51724820
>>51724744
Salty ass nigs

[Anonymous No.51724984]

What a fuckin week

[Anonymous No.51724985]

>>51724932
That too.

[Anonymous No.51724987]

>>51724842
>>51724803
>>51724924
>>51724933
i'm just going to keep buying more every time i get paid lol

[Anonymous No.51724988]

I got /DINGDINGDING'd/ again. Bad day, bad week, bad month, BAD YEAR.

[Anonymous No.51724989]

The stock market is officially over

[Anonymous No.51724990]

that last 10 minutes of the day was very fucking nice

[Anonymous No.51724991]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon? How did the week go too?

[Anonymous No.51724992]

>>51724915
>not listening to that stupid retarded faggot
>EATING STEAK TONIGHT BROS
based and balls of steel pilled

[Anonymous No.51724994]

DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.51724998]

Kneel to the Shemitah schizos

[Anonymous No.51724999]

>>51724969
i didnt say it happens every friday. i said it happens. why do short covering rallys and fish upset you?

[Anonymous No.51725003]

that drill into a close

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51725012]

>>51724998
I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.51725011]

>>51724979
YOU ARE A GAY FAGGOT BEAR

[Anonymous No.51725014]

>dat last second dip
kino

[Anonymous No.51725017]

>>51724991
i want my money back

[Anonymous No.51725018]

I only made $1300 today with this dump. Ever since I started selling my puts and leveraged short ETFs I am so bored, I could have made thousands more but I feel like a scam bounce has to be coming. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51725021]

>>51724985
or only that...

[Anonymous No.51725022]

>>51724987
I mean it's your money to burn, but you need to realize if your DCA is $15 you're expecting it to go up 100% to even break even at this point, and by break even I mean be 10% down to inflation

[Anonymous No.51725025]

>>51724991
+3.3%
I had an interview get cancelled because of some rain

[Anonymous No.51725029]

Just imagine what Monday is going to be like.

[Anonymous No.51725032]

>>51724991
+4%
Could have made more by buying SQQQ at a a better moment

[Anonymous No.51725033]

>>51724991
down 0.1%, I guess it's time to capitulate.

[Anonymous No.51725035]

should've bought lads, there's going to be a truce between ukraine and russia in the weekend, monday is going to be crazy

[Anonymous No.51725044]

>>51725022

[Anonymous No.51725046]

>>51725029
-15%

[Anonymous No.51725051]

I'm positive for the day because of uranium

[Anonymous No.51725052]

>>51725035
No, Putin is open to negotiation, not humiliation

[Anonymous No.51725053]

>>51725011
>y-you are gay, stop being right, it's gay!!
Yes Mumu, you might be losing money, but at least you're not making money like only a homo would

[Anonymous No.51725056]

>>51725022
wow that's just not possible i should sell everything

[Anonymous No.51725060]

we're definitely crashing down to 3200 now

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51725061]

>>51725029
>>51725035
>>51725046
buy rosh hashanah

[Anonymous No.51725062]

Amerikkkka is done, get ready for octobear

[Anonymous No.51725068]

>>51724999
>why do short covering rallys and fish upset you?
none of that upsets me, its you that upsets me, but hey, why be mad when I made thousands in minutes hehehe
see you monday, faggots!

[Anonymous No.51725075]

>>51725046
na bcuz then all the hedge funds shorting volatility will be fucked

[Anonymous No.51725076]

>>51725056
that was a period without 10% inflation and infinite money printing
You will not see such printing again at least for a decade

[Anonymous No.51725077]

>>51725035
The 'Z' stands for Zero, Anon. Putin is Final Boss Bobo.

[Anonymous No.51725078]

I am bullish (on the US Dollar)

[Anonymous No.51725083]

I sold at a 3% loss

[Anonymous No.51725088]

>>51725061
No sell rosh Hashanah

Buy Yom Kippur, Oct 6th. or wait to the middle of October and hope we see a VIX spike

[Anonymous No.51725099]

>>51724987
based retard

[Anonymous No.51725103]

should i selll all my stocks to pay off my credit card debt?

i spent like 40k on stocks and have 3.5k in debt
but only like a few hundred more dollars than that

[Anonymous No.51725104]

The deeper it crashes the higher my portfolio goes. The poorer you get the richer I get....

Maybe maybe I am dr. michael dingle berry.
This market makes me berry berry happy. so happy it's a little scary. I hope you betch ass faggot ass nigger ass dumbass cows have sold your bags because this crash is going to give me the best ice cream with a cherry. Shit is about to get harrrriiiy.

[Anonymous No.51725109]

>>51725076
you can pick tons of places on the chart and find 3-10x

[Anonymous No.51725115]

>>51725029
The dagestanis detonate a dirty bomb in Moscow
Inshallah

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.51725122]

>>51725088
Yes, buy Yom Kippur. My bad, got my jewish celebrations wrong.
And Shalom

[Anonymous No.51725128]

where is the jheqx collar

[Anonymous No.51725130]

>>51724984
I-is that an 8 pack?

[Anonymous No.51725133]

>>51724525
bulls absolutely btfo week after week
>i don't want to sell the bottom
LOL

[Anonymous No.51725135]

>>51725103
>credit card debt
Unironically kys goy

[Anonymous No.51725138]

>>51725061
No

[Anonymous No.51725140]

Imagine missing out on a 13 year bull run and then getting mad at /smg/ for trading the downward momentum afterwards

[Anonymous No.51725145]

>>51725109
previous point remains

[Anonymous No.51725148]

>septemBEAR
>octoBEAR
>novemBEAR
>decemBEAR

[Anonymous No.51725157]

SQQQ bros where you at! We rode this from $40 all the way up to $61. Little by little 1% by 1% and we FINALLY DID!!!. Holding SQQQ It's not much, but it's HONEST BEAR WORK.

[Anonymous No.51725158]

>>51725044
Gross

[Anonymous No.51725174]

Congratulation everyone! You made it out of the historically worst month of the year!

[Anonymous No.51725179]

>>51724525
This market is so FUCKING FAKE AND GAY.

I take shorts and get killed. The day after my shorts expire this always happens

I buy puts and marker retard pumps even though we officially entered a recession that day or United Stated bombs nato members and Russia pipelines.


FAKE AND GAY

[Anonymous No.51725185]

>>51725140
Trading in a bear market is more fun. It's financial violence. I love knowing that I'm making money off someone's retirement

[Anonymous No.51725187]

We did it bobos. Green for the day

[Anonymous No.51725186]

>>51725145
>the entire last decade is the result of high inflation and money printing
>we'll never enter a bull market again
lol ok

[Anonymous No.51725194]

can we go much lower?

[Anonymous No.51725195]

lol remember wednesday

[Anonymous No.51725197]

>>51725179
either the market is a grand illusion or you're just stupid and a failure, the latter is a much more convincing explanation

[Anonymous No.51725201]

>>51725174
Whats the average election year during an economic crash looking like

[Anonymous No.51725209]

>>51725174
>Congratulation everyone! You made it out of the historically worst month of the year

But I didn't. I'm on the verge of death.

[Anonymous No.51725215]

>>51725103
>keeping a balance on your credit card
You goy cattle, pay that fucking thing off immediately.

[Anonymous No.51725218]

>>51725186
Cope
We won't see ATH for a decade
Now seethe at this post

[Anonymous No.51725221]

>>51725157
>tfw drunkingly went all in on sqqq & soxs on sept 12 only to sell the morning after when i sobered up
could have been the best play of my life

[Anonymous No.51725222]

>>51725186
who said we won't again
i'm just saying that you'll be losing money until we do, when you could just not DCA into soxl in the middle of hiking rates and a bear market and buy once the bull run starts
even if you're a little bit late, you'll still make much more money than you're losing now, unless you expect a 300% pump on day 1
but that's just my take

[Anonymous No.51725228]

>after hours

[Anonymous No.51725230]

>>51725197
I'm stupid. Because I shorted the market. And then the market goes up. And the. goes below the point where I shorted.

Fuck off pivot nigger. Market is manipulated to all hell.

[Anonymous No.51725233]

>This is my December
>These are my snow covered dreams
>This is me pretending
>This is all I need

While I’d like to think we’ll bottom out exactly one year out from the S&P500 highs, I don’t know if we’ll be so lucky. Anyways SPY will bottom out at 2800-3000, I’m buying back in at 3200

[Anonymous No.51725244]

Who did it /smg/?

[Anonymous No.51725246]

10-15% more until fed pivot

[Anonymous No.51725250]

>>51725103
>debt
>having any debt that doesnt generate a return
>having any debt that cant be used to buy assets at all
Absolutely NGMI. If you get debt you use it to buy land/investments/business tools to generate a return that out paces interest rates.

[Anonymous No.51725254]

Imagine not shorting this.

[Anonymous No.51725259]

The bottom is in. Hope you lads went all in. Screen cap this.

[Anonymous No.51725264]

>>51725218
>cope
>immediately posts cope in the next line
lol
>>51725222
>just try to time the bottom
>buy into potential fakeout pumps
i'll just keep buying 200-300 shares a month at these prices

[Anonymous No.51725265]

>>51725244
kek

[Anonymous No.51725267]

>>51725246
the fed doesnt give a shit about the stock market
they'll look at
1) banks
2) unemployment
3) producer core inflation
in that order

[Anonymous No.51725268]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE INVESTMENT I DIDNT PLAN TO TOUCH FOR 20 YEARS IS DOWN TEMPORARILY

[Anonymous No.51725269]

>>51725254
those are all strong companies that will be around for decades

[Anonymous No.51725270]

>>51725174
Chalk up -10% for September too

[Anonymous No.51725280]

>>51725259
You bought into the rally didn't you

[Anonymous No.51725289]

>>51725268
You srsly think anyone doing dollar cost averaging is browsing this shithole?
They're doing real jobs.

[Anonymous No.51725292]

>>51725264
>try to time the bottom
anon, so far you're DCAing into a constantly speeding falling knife. You do know the economy (and bull runs on top of it) are more than just random lines that go up or down, right?

[Anonymous No.51725297]

>CUK down 20%

This is all we get for prepping the bull?

[Anonymous No.51725300]

>>51724682
do women really do that during sex? it looks painful and creepy

[Anonymous No.51725323]

>>51725201
That's too specific

[Anonymous No.51725325]

>>51725300
I wouldn't know desu

[Anonymous No.51725326]

>>51725259
I'll just buy daily calls on Monday if the charts tell me to, thanks for the heads up fren

[Anonymous No.51725327]

>>51725228
Already closed

[Anonymous No.51725333]

>>51725292
yes, fortunately the stock market isn't the economy

[Jealous No.51725339]

Was that the rape coin?

[Anonymous No.51725341]

>>51725264
You'll see just how fucking ass retarded you are on Monday. I hope you're long you mongoloid
>>51725244
In order of (normie) likeliness:
Russia
Russian sect/coup
Ukraine without NATO knowledge
NATO
US without NATO knowledge
Ecoterrorist (Greta)
Sea monster

[Anonymous No.51725345]

Closed my Tesla short I was holding from 313$. It's probably going to drop a little more but damn it's much more resilient than the S&P. What else would axons recommend is easier to short?

[Anonymous No.51725358]

>>51725333
As long as you don't seethe and cope at bears being smug during the next few months

[Anonymous No.51725361]

>>51725341
i'm sure the 300 dollars in puts you're long on will make you rich on monday
our little wolf of wall street, how cute!

[Anonymous No.51725365]

>>51725268
What are you holding sep ira you dumbass betccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You ain't not stock inverter. you are a normie holding the 40/60 porflio and you are about to get wrecked youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu bitechhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.51725368]

>>51725269
Not for long

[Anonymous No.51725367]

I was too scared to short. I finally have proof that I'm a coward.

[Anonymous No.51725374]

>>51725345
nq futures

[Anonymous No.51725378]

>>51725361
woof woof
sniff sniff
*licks voo
mmm slurpy

[Anonymous No.51725385]

>>51725289
I am. Shitposting and keking at memes here is a nice distraction while programming.

[Anonymous No.51725394]

>>51725345
Short anything tech related. Worthless techie companies are going to get heemed even harder

[Anonymous No.51725400]

>>51725361
I'm long gold and short real estate since Monday, also 6 figs you smug faggot

[Anonymous No.51725408]

>SNAP
>9$
TOP FUCKING KEK
I remember my last swing on this from 77$ to 79$

[Anonymous No.51725414]

>>51725197
cant it be a bit of both?

[Anonymous No.51725429]

>>51725289
I have 90k in the market.
Well, 74k right now, but that’s besides the point…

[Anonymous No.51725430]

huge short covering rally going on after hours.

[Anonymous No.51725435]

>>51725430
Huge?

[Anonymous No.51725441]

>>51725250
This is what I did last year took a conservative 30 year cash out refi at 3.9% (it’s always higher interest for investment loans) of 200k on a duplex I own with a $950 monthly payment to buy things and other renovations that have increased my monthly income with an additional $4.5k in income. Os the increased income will cover my $954 monthly payment and leave me with an additional $3.5k a month of income

[Anonymous No.51725453]

>>51725430
>huge
>0.3%

[Anonymous No.51725455]

Time to check the AMC stocktwits

[Anonymous No.51725458]

>>51725435
massive

[Anonymous No.51725460]

>>51725430
thats EOM normie 401k contribution exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.51725469]

>>51725400
>I'm long gold
yeah i stopped reading there lmfao

[Anonymous No.51725475]

>>51725185
>Trading in a bear market is more fun. It's financial violence. I love knowing that I'm making money off someone's retirement
it does seem to hit me right in the dopamine receptors. makes ya feel alive winning at game theory (even if only a temporary W).

[Anonymous No.51725478]

>>51725458
hot

[Anonymous No.51725484]

>>51725441
Based. You did it well. Its probably likely we never really see interest rates that low consistently again. Grabbing chunks of cash from banks to put into stuff is sweet.

[Anonymous No.51725487]

>>51725469
> be doesn't know about western fund managers beclowning themselves by shorting gold recently

[Anonymous No.51725495]

>>51725469
You type like a huge dicksucker

[Anonymous No.51725497]

i slurped the JEPI dip

[Anonymous No.51725507]

>>51725484
>>51725441
Actually to reply again to you. I wanted to do that with some land near my house. Its 45k which I can pay cash for but was wondering If i could get a load somehow and use that to buy it. But not sure how to get any decent payments from land unlike a house. Land is rough to pay off I think. Takes years.

[Anonymous No.51725540]

Can someone redpill me on AEVA????

[Anonymous No.51725542]

>>51724888
real estate always lags

[Anonymous No.51725550]

>>51725540
>AEVA
pedo symbolism

[Anonymous No.51725551]

>>51725244
It doesn't make sense for Putler to do it, given they could have just turned off the taps anyway.

[Anonymous No.51725556]

What if everyone said Jerome Powell was a Russian asset put in place by Trump would that force Biden to get rid of him?

[Anonymous No.51725569]

>>51725556
Biden is already booting out Yellen after elections

[Anonymous No.51725587]

210 S&P500 Earnings X 16 PE Ratio = 3360

We finna plunge, I hope it happens this month

[Anonymous No.51725594]

>>51724785
I needed that.

[Anonymous No.51725600]

>>51725556
You should listen to his speaches / conferences from time to time. He really cares about American people. He might have made some mistakes, but now he is doing a great job repairing them

[Anonymous No.51725606]

>>51725507
Yeah land especially when it doesn’t have improvements like utility hook ups or how it’s zoned can really ecffects it’s value or resale. If you’re in an expanding area like a suburb or have land in a growing city it will apperciate nicely... The other play with land is to buy the land with cash and you can use the land as collateral to obtain a new build loan to build a house on the land

[Anonymous No.51725607]

>>51725569
But I want Jpow to be hanged at gitmo

[Anonymous No.51725643]

>>51725455
What happened?

[Anonymous No.51725646]

>>51725606
Good point. And yeah its no where near people live. Hour off next to big farms. Not even sure it has grid or sewer connection, doesnt seem to. Not sure what I could grow to make money. Hunting wont be a thing, no one needs it since its all rural anyway. Maybe trees but again thats years down the road again.

[Anonymous No.51725662]

>>51725507
>>51725606
To clarify you can get a loan to buy the land, but what your exit strategy or what you plan on doing with the land is what matters. If you want it as a buy and hold hoping for appreciation for a resell of it get a loan, if you’re planning to buy it and eventually build on it buy it with cash so you can use it for obtaining a construction loan

[Anonymous No.51725664]

>>51725643
Lots of posts saying apes won't sell and encouraging others to go the movies this weekend lol

[Anonymous No.51725665]

>>51724653
One (1) barrel of oil.

[Anonymous No.51725678]

>>51725469

Gold will explode literally the nanosecond the Fed pivots and we're getting close, t b h and basically u r dum if you're not watching it closely for that signal.

[Anonymous No.51725694]

I would like to say, the federal reserve should be disbanded as an institution
I'm not a seething mumu, I'm all in on SQQQ, but all the recent issues (inflation, coming deep recession) are because of their retarded policies over the last decade. The same thing has been repeating for 100 years, how many times does this need to repeat before people actually end the fed?

[Anonymous No.51725700]

SQQQ is trading at a huge premium over the NASDAQ.

[Anonymous No.51725706]

>>51725646
I wouldn’t buy it by the away you described it, unless you’re just wanting a big piece of land for yourself to have fun on

[Anonymous No.51725709]

>>51725497
Based and dividend pilled

[Anonymous No.51725736]

>>51725662
Yeah my plan was to try to somehow take a loan out and do something that generated a profit that at least covers the loan payments and some extra spare for whatever. Im seeing lavender, weed, and maybe something that a local restaurant would go for. But dont see any of those working, im too far north for them.
>>51725706
Yeah id probably just use it as a gun range or mini park to sit and relax away on weekends.

[Anonymous No.51725744]

>>51725700
>SQQQ
They're nothing but a gang of IP thieves and cyberransoming hackers.

[Anonymous No.51725766]

>>51725678
so will tech

[Anonymous No.51725780]

>>51725497
On the hand I think it,s a bit early to buy back in divie stuff
On the other hand, JEPI is based and so are you

[Anonymous No.51725790]

>>51724991
/cashgang/ temporarily waiting for clarification. also 2 of the 6 18650 batteries i ordered came near or slightly under minimum voltage of 2.5v. Not pleased. I am doing the recovery process on them and it appears to be working but this is garbage. Using different vendor next time.

[Anonymous No.51725795]

This month I made 565 bucks. Had I followed my model religiously and not tried to do intra day shenanigans and I'd be up 1660. I'm happy I guess but still sucks. I beat the market by 14 percent

[Anonymous No.51725803]

>>51725361
I would also put money on this as a projection. You probably have 3, maybe 4 figures living at your mom's. You have no risk, and in that way, you have no life. You may as well be in a grave, just waiting to be six feet under the dirt

[Anonymous No.51725817]

>>51725803
i have 30,000 dollars in my checking account right this second

[Anonymous No.51725821]

Our currency is debased, you stupid fucking weeb.

[Anonymous No.51725850]

>>51725780
JEPI is basically paying a small tiny fee to have a team of experts sell and manage covered calls while also avoiding shit companies in the index. Great stuff, down less than the index.
Probably the single best way to profit from a prolonged crab market. I average in a bit every week, will probably go all in sub 330.

[Anonymous No.51725851]

>>51725694
>When will we be free?
I think they can do this maybe one more time, and I think certain technologies will have to be tamed in order for them to continue.

[Anonymous No.51725856]

mmmm gamer girl bathwater

[Anonymous No.51725872]

So I guess it's all over for me

[Anonymous No.51725876]

>>51725361
>>51725803
Can you both shut up please, theres nothing wrong with DCAing right now and theres nothing wrong with being short right now

[Anonymous No.51725877]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-tells-state-banks-prepare-141448869.html
Bullish or bearish?
Chinks dumping dollars for yuan?

[Anonymous No.51725883]

>>51725872
At least you have your health :)

[Anonymous No.51725886]

>>51725851
based ancap bro
I dont think they'll survive this recent combo of shit decisions, especially when unemployment starts really hurting

[Anonymous No.51725896]

>>51725817
>he's bragging about low 5 figures melting away in a fucking checking account
I bet you don't even own any I bonds

[Anonymous No.51725904]

>>51725587
I call bullshit on your pic related. You know somebody is full of shit when they base their analysis on "forward" PE's.

We are going to plunge but it won't be limited to the top 10 stocks. Every single stock is overvalued, unlike in 2000.

[Anonymous No.51725916]

>>51725883
Lol, my body is failing. I just got a huge rash on my head and idk where it came from. Like I walked into a jellyfish.

[Anonymous No.51725928]

>>51725766

If you don't like gold w/e nobody forcing u to buy it, but the post-pivot playbook is levered inflation plays and tech (growth) is not it. That was disinflationary 2010s. yw

[Anonymous No.51725929]

>>51725883
>>51725872
Not joking about health btw. Co worker makes 120k a year and has heart inflammation and rapid beating constantly. Doctors cant help other than giving him anti anxiety meds. Money aint helping him at all. Eat your dark green leafy vegetables anons.

[Anonymous No.51725962]

>the putin price hike
>the putin correction
>the putin recession
>you are here
>the putin depression
>the putin nuclear fallout
>the putin ice age

[Anonymous No.51725969]

>>51725872
if we don't get the fakest, the absolute gayest bounce on monday i am ruined

[Anonymous No.51725980]

>>51725916

Try an elimination diet. U might have some food allergies.

[Anonymous No.51725996]

https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1575950135430766592
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.51726003]

>>51725896
that's just my emergency fund big boy
i make over 6 figures in the midwest working from home
money is not a problem i promise

[Anonymous No.51726005]

>>51725904
The market is forward looking anon, next year's earnings multiplied by how much investors are willing to pay for them today, so nah, you probably think we're going to 2000, get some financial literacy.

[Anonymous No.51726038]

>>51725996
He's a chud

[Anonymous No.51726045]

>>51725877
JPow is destroying their currency too, so they have to defend it if they want to keep inflation in check. JPow is a one man wrecking machine for all of these countries, but he has 0 responsibility to help any of them to help. If Biden wants to do something about it he’s free to do so, but he’s a little busy right now

[Anonymous No.51726046]

>>51725996
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.51726066]

We're already at 3% and fed wants to be at 4% by years end. That's like one more 75 bps right?

[Anonymous No.51726068]

im glad im paper trading. im down 254 bucks since i started 13th this month.

i was doing this with my live account at first. jeebus. one of my biggest failings is trading against the trend.

like today i longed at almost the top right when it started to go down.. one day shorted on a pump day etc.

[Anonymous No.51726080]

>>51726066
4.5%*

[Anonymous No.51726091]

>>51725946
>>51725946
>>51725946

[Anonymous No.51726110]

>>51726003
The yield is almost 10% btw and you can put in 10k you gigaretard. You need a financial advisor, a therapist, and all but one of the braincells back that you killed. I don't work, don't sit in emails and meetings, and don't live on a piece of shit plain. I prefer the mountains like someone who has a bit of soul left. Gotta go to my parents PEACE faggot. And I know you're a fag by the way you type again. And I'll keep collecting your bips. Thanks retard

[Anonymous No.51726114]

>>51725962
If we get nukes flying my positions aren’t going to matter. Who cares

[Anonymous No.51726125]

>>51726005
Imagine being this clueless.

[Anonymous No.51726150]

>>51726110
lol he's actually trying to sell me ibonds hahahaha

[Anonymous No.51726179]

>>51725244

[Anonymous No.51726194]

>>51726150
Now you know what they are

[Anonymous No.51726202]

>>51726046
big tech is still hilariously overvalued

[Anonymous No.51727156]

>>51725928
>deflationary strategy is acquiring debt and securities