/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERA

[Anonymous No.51718982]

Come on let's sweat, BOBO
Let the crash take control
Let the crash move you
Sweat, sweat
Everybody Bobo Dance now!!!
Bo-Bo-Bo
Fukfukfuk mumumumu

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Prinz+Eugen
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>51717551

[Anonymous No.51719001]

>>51718982
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51719008]

Niggers tounge my anus

[Anonymous No.51719014]

Go away crab!

[Anonymous No.51719015]

1st for baggot

[Anonymous No.51719016]

>>51718991
I did not consider whether or not my buy order considers a future split and will automatically cuck me. Does anyone know what typically happens?

[Anonymous No.51719018]

Ursa Major

[Anonymous No.51719023]

That piece of shit BLUE is finally doing something

[Anonymous No.51719026]

>>51719014
>get out of the market

[Anonymous No.51719030]

>>51719015

[Anonymous No.51719031]

I bought more gme

[Anonymous No.51719035]

What will be the event sending the VIX to +45 ?

[Anonymous No.51719036]

Get fucked bears. Hope you all die of anal hemorrhage

[Anonymous No.51719038]

Come on, we all know it's going to end green today.

[Anonymous No.51719043]

>>51719014
Fakest, gayest, little dick grab i have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.51719045]

>>51719014
The way you crab it, I can’t believe it
It’s too good to be true, I ain’t ever seen CRAB LIKE DAT

[Anonymous No.51719049]

all hail the new world leader

[Anonymous No.51719052]

As part of the 1000-post plan, I will personally put every baker into the oven

[Anonymous No.51719056]

>>51719036
Not going to happen when bulls are the ones getting poundeddd....................ddddddddddddddddd

[Anonymous No.51719057]

>>51719008
A skeleton that big must've been incredibly expensive. Long PRTY.

[Anonymous No.51719059]

We eating good today PLTRbros

[Anonymous No.51719060]

>>51719014
Boring

[Anonymous No.51719073]

I told you to buy PLTR

[Anonymous No.51719075]

>>51719031
I shorted more gme

[Anonymous No.51719077]

>be actually competent employee
>other wagies decide that means I can do their work for them too

[Anonymous No.51719079]

RETL bros who bought the dip this morning, when we selling?

[Anonymous No.51719081]

>>51719049
Z

[Anonymous No.51719083]

>that sudden spy swing
kek wtf

[Anonymous No.51719086]

>>51719056
Built for BGC

[Anonymous No.51719087]

Bros, I'm concerned. Should I go cash gang? I'm holding power generation and natural gas.

[Anonymous No.51719091]

Any good discords out there?
I need help

[Anonymous No.51719094]

it's so easy bros, it's just like video games except I get real money for making the right guesses

[Anonymous No.51719096]

>>51718982
Prepare your anus, bobo.
It's about to get fisted.

[Anonymous No.51719100]

>>51718982
Why is the Euro crashing?

[Anonymous No.51719102]

>>51719031
You know what's going to happen, and you know you deserve it, my son.

[Anonymous No.51719104]

>>51719087
>Should I go cash gang?
yes- best decision you could make... also the most boring.

[Anonymous No.51719108]

>>51719091
Turn to Jesus Christ, fren.
It's all the help you need.

[Anonymous No.51719114]

>>51719091
>discord
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.51719115]

>>51719091
Copy trading is actually worse than being a new shitter. Just quit this and do indexes

[Anonymous No.51719116]

>>51719091
>discord
gtfo zoomer

[Anonymous No.51719120]

>>51719075
I reduced my GME shorts to short BBBY harder instead
less of a cult and even faster collapse

[Anonymous No.51719121]

>>51719108
2nd this.

[Anonymous No.51719122]

>>51719087
Buy 1-3 months treasuries you biatchhhhhhhh.

[Anonymous No.51719131]

>>51719100
Inflation came in at 9.97% instead of the expected 9.7%.

[Anonymous No.51719133]

>>51719100
Europe is kill
also Germs spending like 200 billions for inflation relief i think

[Anonymous No.51719134]

today's best stock pairing for bulls

PLTR and AMRS

thank me later

[Anonymous No.51719139]

>>51719121
Peace be with you, fren.

[Anonymous No.51719140]

>>51719091
Dont you have a ton of your own agent smith?

[Anonymous No.51719142]

BOTTOM. CONFIRMED.

[Anonymous No.51719143]

the multi generational quad bottom is in bros

[Anonymous No.51719149]

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/Aeva-Strengthens-Its-Board-of-Directors-with-Three-New-Leaders/default.aspx

[Anonymous No.51719153]

Palantir chads... we won...

[Anonymous No.51719157]

>>51719143
Yeaaahhhh I don't think so.....

[Anonymous No.51719164]

>>51719153
AMRS too man you are missing out +20% is not a joke and this stock did it many times on green days

I was shilling it here since 2.95 and its already at 3.06

[Anonymous No.51719170]

Did anyone buy MDB ten minutes ago when I said to buy it?
Because if you did you would have made 3.5% instantly.

[Anonymous No.51719178]

>10:30
>retarded pump starts again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS FUCKING SHIT AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I THOUGHT FED STOPPED FUCKING BUYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51719179]

>>51719142
This pump is weak... come on mumu come up and get a breath of air. You will need it next month.

[Anonymous No.51719181]

>ODTE Calls printed at 75% gain

It's just that easy

[Anonymous No.51719192]

>>51719164
Love you fellow PLTR chad but I have a strict rule against biochem stocks

[Anonymous No.51719193]

>>51719091
>discords
Sorry, I am a heterosexual male.

[Anonymous No.51719196]

>>51719087
You can hold Nat Gas if you bought early enough, but if you bought late it may be time to reconsider holding

[Anonymous No.51719197]

>>51719157
>hot PCE print
>still green
looks like a bottom to me

[Anonymous No.51719201]

That was quick

[Anonymous No.51719206]

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrbPAt1_vc4

[Anonymous No.51719220]

Why is the hangseng doing better than mutt500

[Anonymous No.51719221]

>>51719157

[Anonymous No.51719234]

>>51719087
>>51719196
Holding a ton but I'm confused as to theyre plan. They clearly manipulated the market into a dump (least for gas and oil). Then the nordstrom poopline got got...

Still think theres an ungodly pump looming, I feel it in my GUT.

[Anonymous No.51719236]

MOTHERFUCKING OOOOOOOO SERS.

[Anonymous No.51719241]

can somebody please explain why the fuck are we pumping

[Anonymous No.51719243]

>>51719206

OHHHH...... MMMMMYYYYYY GAAAWWWWDDDDDDDD WE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP'

>>51719197

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY STOP THIS GREEN WAVE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT'Ssssssssssssssssss NOT A BULL MARKET IT"S A COW MARKET BECAUSE THESE BULLS JUST GOT MADE INTOOoooooo AAAA BITCCCCCHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51719251]

>>51719241
Because the PCE report was nice.

[Anonymous No.51719257]

>>51719234
Fuck you for reminding me I'm getting heemed on MCD and I can't see my favorite feedee.

[Anonymous No.51719258]

Why haven't you invested in AI technology that keeps goblinos out of America ans that helps determine the best places to drone strike civilians?

[Anonymous No.51719261]

Who cut the balls off TQQQ? wasnt very nice!

[Anonymous No.51719262]

>>51719241
another bull trap in the making

[Anonymous No.51719264]

>>51719241
Because Fed is buying again. After they said they'd be selling.

This is just pure fucking clown market I'm so fucking done with this shit, no one wants to just let it fucking ride to the bottom and actually heal the market, they just want to keep propping up this retarded fucking scam up.

[Anonymous No.51719265]

>>51719243

[Anonymous No.51719266]

Who do I contact to get a refund on my SOXL investment? Daisy isn’t responding

[Anonymous No.51719276]

>>51719251
PMI came in fucking awful don't pretend it was PCE.

[Anonymous No.51719279]

>>51719241

[Anonymous No.51719289]

>>51719266
Just sell puts and calls

[Anonymous No.51719290]

>>51719241
KANGaroo market
yesterday was turbo red, so it's probably a small-to-medium relief rally

[Anonymous No.51719294]

>>51719241
payday. predditors are slurping the dip before the next dip.

[Anonymous No.51719298]

>crabbing so violently that it's gone from green to red to green 6 times in an hour
what a stable system we have

[Anonymous No.51719300]

>>51719265
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51719301]

Fuck it... I'm going going about 20% into tulip bulb futures

[Anonymous No.51719311]

>>51719298
>crabbing so violently
This is the lamest, gayest, smallest, crabbing ever. WTF are you on about anon?

[Anonymous No.51719317]

>>51719301
Better than onion futures.

[Anonymous No.51719326]

Think I just longed the top

[Anonymous No.51719331]

took my PLTR profit. done for the day. good luck, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.51719340]

>>51719317
I thought onions futures were illegal?

[Anonymous No.51719344]

trolololo

[Anonymous No.51719347]

>>51719087
seething lol

[Anonymous No.51719348]

>>51719326
I think I just shorted another technical bottom that will only not be a bottom because of fucking government intervention ONCE A FUCKING GAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51719352]

>1200 rent in LA
1/2

[Anonymous No.51719353]

>>51719241
You know why. The same two reasons for everything. Picrel and jews

[Anonymous No.51719358]

>>51719340
Shhh, do you want the SEC on our ass?

[Anonymous No.51719359]

I don't really know what to buy. I think I'm going to go cashgang for a bit.

[Anonymous No.51719360]

>>51719241
big money is buying more short positions
historically the stock market performance during fall/winter months is weaker

[Anonymous No.51719366]

"Why yes, I did just buy ODTE calls on BBBY only to take profits and put them into long term BBBY puts, thank you for asking"

[Anonymous No.51719367]

>>51719358
I meant onions not onions.

[Anonymous No.51719371]

hello MMs, yes its me bobo, dump it

[Anonymous No.51719377]

>>51719352
How do I short professional women?
2/2

[Anonymous No.51719380]

[Anonymous No.51719383]

>>51719352
Lifehack to living in basedjak.jpg big city shitholes is actually renting office spaces and such and living in them. Much cheaper than apartment.

[Anonymous No.51719384]

>>51719340
in the synagogue back room you can trade anything.

[Anonymous No.51719385]

>>51719367

[Anonymous No.51719390]

>exuberant cows
>people still calling for bottoms

You haven't even made up that massive cliff from wednesday lmao let alone the 9 months prior to that

[Anonymous No.51719391]

>>51719344
for some reason I thought it was always just federal loans. didnt' realize they changed it

[Anonymous No.51719400]

>>51719383
So I should rent out cubicles to people like this?

[Anonymous No.51719401]

>>51719348
youre fine- chill.

[Anonymous No.51719402]

>>51719367
Welcome to /smg newfag and best of luck

[Anonymous No.51719404]

>>51719344
>They found a way to fuck up giving people free money

>>51719367
Yeah I get you. My point is if we know they're illegal they're more likely to prosecute. And if other people ITT know, then they're more likely to snitch us out for a whistleblower reward.

Now, how much will you bid for a delivery of 100,000 pounds in December?

[Anonymous No.51719411]

>>51719385
Fuckin word filters baka desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.51719415]

>>51719377
>>51719352
>bragging about being a rent cuck living with a roomate
Weird flex...

[Anonymous No.51719419]

>>51719390
>You didn't hedge out your risk for todays obvious pump
>You aren't devlish enough to buy cheepo tqqq calls odte to protect yourself
NGMI

[Anonymous No.51719420]

FUCK CARVANA

[Anonymous No.51719421]

>>51719367
onions you say??
we're cornering the onions market again?
I'll be the Sam Siegel to your Vincent Kosuga

[Anonymous No.51719425]

>>51719367
Well which is it? Onions or onions?

[Anonymous No.51719439]

>>51719367
kek

[Anonymous No.51719446]

>>51719390
>You haven't even made up that massive cliff from wednesday lmao let alone the 9 months prior to that
watch and learn

[Anonymous No.51719451]

>>51719380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE

[Anonymous No.51719459]

>>51719425
FUNIONS! IM ALL IN ON FUNIONS!

[Anonymous No.51719461]

ALMIGHTY

BITCOIN

PAMPUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.51719464]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51719470]

Bart forming on UK 10 year bonds (gilts)
Oops I did it again

[Anonymous No.51719479]

>>51719459
God, the 90s were wild.

[Anonymous No.51719482]

>>51719464
calm your tits we're all green

[Anonymous No.51719490]

>>51719470
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51719512]

>>51719367
>onions

[Anonymous No.51719514]

>>51719415
I could never go back to having a roommate. I've had a couple people ask over the last year and I responded with a hard no. There are some days I wake up where I'm just in a mood where if anyone even made so much as a peep I would want to cut their heads off. Then I remember what it's like to have a roommate and I thank Christ I can afford to live alone.

[Anonymous No.51719519]

so, what are you watching or listening to while the market is trying to figure who to flush out of their positions today?

[Anonymous No.51719535]

>>51719367

[Anonymous No.51719541]

Funny how the Aussie futures are pumping despite the dow being flat

[Anonymous No.51719551]

>>51719390
ok bro you sit there waiting for the market to make an ATH before you invest
actually dont be in a hurry, you could join the hallowed numbers of investors who were shouting in 2019 that the problems of 2008 were never fixed and we're due a reckoning

[Anonymous No.51719553]

>>51719519
YouTube shorts like a faggot. I just read that feminists are seething over the movie Blonde. Might get a free trial for Netflix just to watch it. If women hate it, it must be good.

[Anonymous No.51719563]

>US AND UK SANCTION RUSSIA CENTRAL BANK CHIEF ELVIRA NABIULLINA
>>51719519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_27sqxOk83E
I think gold is the equity/election play here and then short everything going into 2023

[Anonymous No.51719564]

why is the worst month of the year green in its last day

[Anonymous No.51719565]

>>51719377
I don't get why Americans are so proud to never leave the house. People in general have been almost completely neutered.

[Anonymous No.51719572]

>>51719470
>We did it we removed the white man from his own native land... Oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.51719578]

>>51719553
Does ADA get naked in it?

[Anonymous No.51719583]

>>51719564
Wait til the end

[Anonymous No.51719588]

>>51719461
I wish real women were as thin as anime girls. Least our food stocks will do well.

[Anonymous No.51719589]

>>51719564
yom kippur next week fellow gentile

[Anonymous No.51719590]

>>51719241
Dumping makes as much sense. It's crab market now, bitch

[Anonymous No.51719595]

>>51719514
I live with my brother, given the scarcity of marriageable women these days we’ve thrown our lot in together. But he travels for work a lot so probably half the time I have the house to myself, it’s max comfy.

[Anonymous No.51719596]

>>51719564
>green
wow you all have been desensitized.

[Anonymous No.51719600]

PPT in full force at SPY 363.50 - 364.00

[Anonymous No.51719616]

>>51719564
you know the answer

[Anonymous No.51719617]

>>51719470
Just BOE bailing out Englands pension funds who've been trading leveraged divies and are inches away from going tits up.

[Anonymous No.51719621]

>>51719359
Buy cheap indexes while everyone else is being retarded.

[Anonymous No.51719622]

>>51719276
It was a nice report. It showed that we are fixing things. Next month will be even better because beef prices were so low in September.
I bought sirloin steak for $3.99/lb.
I can buy NY strips right now for $5.33/lb.

[Anonymous No.51719625]

>>51719578
Built for JFK and BGC

[Anonymous No.51719632]

>>51719617
PLTR SISTERS!

[Anonymous No.51719633]

>>51719578
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.51719634]

in case you missed it, our guy tony d. is suggesting that the market won't bottom until the 2year peaks, at least according to data going back to 1960.

https://www.cnbc.com/video/2022/09/29/when-markets-unravel-central-banks-capitulate-says-canaccord-genuitys-tony-dwyer.html

[Anonymous No.51719640]

>all these scam pumps followed by giant red dildos
fucking jews

[Anonymous No.51719654]

>>51719564
kek I literally bought short positions yesterday
IT ALWAYS HAPPENS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51719660]

>>51719640
It's not a scam, fren.
This is just the beginning.

[Anonymous No.51719669]

>>51719359
Go cash and wait for treasuries to finsish rising and grab some bond portfolio going. Or buy super cheap megas like apple and amazon. Both of which I think can dip below $100 though so buy slowly.

[Anonymous No.51719670]

>>51719634
Fuck it, I'm buying puts on QQQ.

[Anonymous No.51719681]

>>51719654
Time is a flat circle my man.

[Anonymous No.51719685]

>>51719632
anon I really wouldn't buy pltr if i was you.

[Anonymous No.51719694]

>>51719632
You should have bought MDB instead.
Look at it. Just look at it.

[Anonymous No.51719701]

The dow is flat yet the asx futures are going through the roof....something else must be boosting Aussie futures but no idea what it is

[Anonymous No.51719713]

>>51719669
> go cash
> miss 30% premarket pump when President Biden announces that Europe is now US colony
Do you guys even know anything about investing?

[Anonymous No.51719714]

>>51719685
I have 1/19/24 $10 calls. There is literally almost nothing to worry about at the price I bought them.

[Anonymous No.51719725]

>>51719640
are any mumus actually believing in these green dildos? seems like larp to me. MMs need to take their pre lunch poopy dump

[Anonymous No.51719736]

We're gonna crab up all day and then panic dump in the last 15m, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.51719740]

How do I cope with the fact that I won't be as smart as my coworkers simply because I've a stupid brain?

[Anonymous No.51719743]

>>51719713
>is now

[Anonymous No.51719744]

>/smg/
>not one mention of tsla giga pump
I guess baggie really did sell at a loss

[Anonymous No.51719750]

I woke up late today, guess I can't do anything for today

[Anonymous No.51719755]

>>51719725
Stop making me nervous bobo u gonna make me sell this I've worked hard for 20 mins holding this thing

[Anonymous No.51719761]

>>51719750
Hmm. I guess I don't blame Hernan Cortez so much.

[Anonymous No.51719763]

>>51719714
That was very smart.
You are a smart person.

[Anonymous No.51719772]

>>51719714
It's a very overambitious technology. I am surprised with the typical rightwing skepticism of social sciene/government capability that any of you are bullish on it.

Regardless of politics, it's technology can't deliver what it promises.

[Anonymous No.51719775]

>>51719685
No no anon, let them learn. Let their portfolio meet one of the highest paid CEOs in the country. He'll be happy to have their money.

[Anonymous No.51719780]

If you are not reloading your shorts today, you are going to lose money. Its end of the month and rebalancing for certain pension funds so they're going to pump it today and tomorrow we begin Red October

Red October

[Anonymous No.51719792]

>>51719740
become the excel guy

[Anonymous No.51719794]

>>51719775
> this person is in charge of tech used by US intelligence

[Anonymous No.51719796]

>>51719755
i guess we are filling yesterdays gap down today? recession cancelled?

[Anonymous No.51719800]

>>51719780
It's closed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51719802]

>>51719780
Nope.
We've had enough bobo bullshit.

[Anonymous No.51719810]

>>51719514
I threw my roommate out after he locked me out of the apartment to get his dick wet with some twink in the living room. Three people immediately asked if they could move in and I told them I’ll never have a roommate again unless I’m sleeping with them. I can’t stand stupid bullshit like a roommate dropping a dog on you one day because “I couldn’t refuse the opportunity”. The dog was a little monster, and the twink incident put me over the edge

[Anonymous No.51719813]

SPX is forming a falling wedge on the daily chart in addition to a double bottom with the June lows. It's looking like we are going to pump starting next week and reach at minimum 3,800 (Fib Retracement level) over the next 2-3 weeks. A 50/50 possibility exists that we may reach 4,200 (Another Fib Retracement level) going into the New Year and into January-February in a fake pump "Return To Normal" that fools every permabulltard and boomer praying they can still retire. Fed is going to continue raising rates and the market has become desensitized to any Fed policy moves, everything going forward is going to be purely technical and psychological.

These are rough price level and time frame estimates so use discretion but I literally haven't lost any money all year swinging different reversals and trend changes. Also, pic related is kind of fucking true (I've back tested going back 15 years and it's more like 75% accurate depending on how tight your criteria is) which is funny because even in my 11 years in the markets I have never been able to formulate something so retardedly simple that works most of the time that serves as a general rule of thumb for what to expect. Again, everything is based of a rough estimates and probabilities so don't think things are binary, you'd be surprised at how miserable your life is going to be if you view things as black and white. Anyway, good luck I'm off on vacation. I'll see you guys probably never again because this place fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.51719816]

>>51719780
>Red october
You mean flat october

[Anonymous No.51719824]

>>51719800
Yup seeing this makes me think it's gonna be Green October

[Anonymous No.51719826]

>>51719780
It is going to be an extremely red october according to the HOOOOOOOOKED guys vids over the last few days.

He's actually been spot on just about every day.

[Anonymous No.51719829]

>>51719796
I hope

[Anonymous No.51719835]

feels good having closed my shorts at the exact bottom tick of aapl

[Anonymous No.51719837]

>>51719813
see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51719849]

Are boomerang employees bullish

[Anonymous No.51719862]

>>51719813
Thank you, I wish there were more posts like yours.

[Anonymous No.51719866]

>>51719813
>I'll see you guys probably never again because this place fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.51719867]

>>51719796
not so fast

[Anonymous No.51719875]

>>51719813
I really hope you die

[Anonymous No.51719876]

>>51719813
>SPX is forming a falling wedge on the daily chart
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.51719879]

>>51719849
I wouldn't hire those little faggots back. Fuck you, I replace with with Pradeep. Go work at McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.51719886]

BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO

[Anonymous No.51719889]

>>51719772
Tesla doesn't deliver either but look at it. Where is the truck and model s boosters. The key is to talk a big game.

[Anonymous No.51719905]

>>51719886
dump it

[Anonymous No.51719906]

>>51718982
yesterday I bought SPXL at the bottom but then I sold half before close. Today I almost bought it back at open when it was low but this market turn at every moment. At least I am green

[Anonymous No.51719908]

Fuck spics and ragheads

[Anonymous No.51719910]

>>51719876
Same, TA fags induce so much cringe that I simply cannot handle it anymore.

[Anonymous No.51719914]

>>51719889
I ultimately think musk's autism is going to get his demise. The shit he posts on Twitter is highly unusual for a CEO to be doing and he eventually is going to reveal his full power level in public and screw himself.

[Anonymous No.51719927]

>>51719905
I'm bull and I agree with this statement. I'm getting my paycheck next week and I would hate nothing more than market going up before I do.

[Anonymous No.51719931]

>>51719886
im wanting a rally- but this is the lamest shit what are you on about?

[Anonymous No.51719941]

>>51719931
BOBO BLOWN THE FRICK OUT
HOW WILL BEARTARDS EVER RECOVER
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.51719944]

No cap fr bobos line will probably keep going down but it's kind of obvious how there'll at least be a short bear rally the coming days/week fr

[Anonymous No.51719946]

>>51719910
It's superstition if you ask me. Mostly schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.51719958]

>>51719886
>rally led by the NASDAQ

Lmao, that won’t last. At best we crab today. I hope you’re all reloading puts

[Anonymous No.51719960]

>>51719800
i know that but October 1st is tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51719962]

>>51719908
Actually the datamining is going to be used against you and not some sandniggers.

[Anonymous No.51719965]

this market wants higher

thank you bitcoin for leading the way

[Anonymous No.51719971]

>>51719796
You tell me.

[Anonymous No.51719973]

What should Jabbies spend their money on before its too late?

https://banned.video/watch?id=633436ad7f97ef1f920ff006

[Anonymous No.51719977]

>>51719958
>reloading puts
its either that or recession cancelled and my long bags will say thanks to the eurocucks for their sacrifices this winter

[Anonymous No.51719979]

>>51719946
If people are going to use market prediction pseudoscience, at least use what the billionaires use and use astrology.

[Anonymous No.51719991]

>WHAT THE FUCK IS HHAPPENING

[Anonymous No.51719992]

>wake me up when september ends
>green day

pottery

[Anonymous No.51719998]

>>51719889
>check PLTR webstie
>single pain of glass
>full stack
>enterprise wide decision optimization
>machine learning
>compliant/best practices
>process automation

Bitch, this is literally every single cyber security company at BlackHat, all 700 of them, since 2016. Most bloated industry in tech. And your shitstock has zero differentiation other than flashy graphics and a nerd nostalgia name.

[Anonymous No.51720000]

>>51719979
>at least use what the billionaires use and use astrology.

Do not be tempted by false profits and satanic future seers. There is a special place in hell for them.

[Anonymous No.51720003]

>>51719153
>>51719908
>>51719059
>>51719073
>>51719134
>>51719258
>>51719632
I'm new anons, bought PLTR at 7.60 and 8.03.
How high are we going in say, 5 years from now?
Should I just keep buying every month?

[Anonymous No.51720005]

good morning /smg/

[Anonymous No.51720030]

Come on pump it more, burn those bears and then dump it again, everyone must be fucked

[Anonymous No.51720032]

>>51720000
Ok quad master, I'll take your advice this time.

[Anonymous No.51720034]

>>51719977
I’m currently sitting in Germany. JFC the Germans love to crank the heat when it’s just a little cold out. I brought warm clothes expecting gas rations, but I’m fucking melting everywhere I go here. Short Germany because they’re wasting their gas supply

[Anonymous No.51720036]

>>51720005
Hey cat
Fuck CVNA

[Anonymous No.51720037]

BOBO's It's OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.51720038]

>>51720005
...its not a good morning fren

[Anonymous No.51720052]

>>51720005
>file name

I hope you feel better Key Key

[Anonymous No.51720065]

>>51719813
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.51720070]

>>51719634
>2 year is currently peaking

[Anonymous No.51720073]

>>51720032
I'am here to help. Jesus saves, God has a plan for all of us and it is good- trust it.

[Anonymous No.51720077]

>>51719992

[Anonymous No.51720081]

>>51720005
Howdy puurdner.

[Anonymous No.51720087]

>>51719958
Last day of Q3 window dressing

[Anonymous No.51720092]

>>51719813
yesterday was red, futures were red, green today. nice thanks for that post anon

[Anonymous No.51720097]

RIP my TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.51720103]

>>51719816
He meant Octobear

[Anonymous No.51720105]

>>51720087
There is a-lot going on in this image...

[Anonymous No.51720111]

>>51719992
kek, thanks mate, made me laugh

[Anonymous No.51720113]

>>51720105
Are you alright, friend? Here, look at these nice nature impressionism paintings.

[Anonymous No.51720115]

PLEASE LET ME REDEEM

[Anonymous No.51720123]

uht oh

[Anonymous No.51720124]

Don't tell me you believe this pump?

[Anonymous No.51720130]

>>51719998
How many of the 700 helped kill bin laden

[Anonymous No.51720132]

>>51720000
czeched.

[Anonymous No.51720137]

>>51720003
I'd slow down around 11-13 and ride it out. We have at least a year if not more of Ukraine shit and if China invades Taiwan we are golden.

[Anonymous No.51720144]

Congrats to the bulls, you are now back yesterdays' midprice...............way to go lil champ, way to go

[Anonymous No.51720156]

>>51720003
yes anon how does 900 per share sound

[Anonymous No.51720161]

>>51720003
How's $0 sound?

[Anonymous No.51720165]

someone please short TSLA back to $265

[Anonymous No.51720171]

>>51720087
>>51720113
Alright I'll bite, what's the website?

[Anonymous No.51720172]

Guys... no one in the world wants to slurp stocks. We.are.so.fucked.

[Anonymous No.51720173]

>>51720000
It’s all been predetermined

[Anonymous No.51720185]

>>51720144
I think bulls will test 380 next week and then we'll have our great crash just in time to add to all other October crashes

[Anonymous No.51720197]

>>51719367
They did not tell you?

[Anonymous No.51720206]

>>51720172
If you WEREN'T slurping, then you're a tiny little weakling, who will never make it.
WEAK!
WEAK!

[Anonymous No.51720208]

>>51720034
Sounds like that paradoxical undressing phenomenon when hypothermia gets really bad and people start stripping off their clothes. Or when hyperinflation hits and everyone compulsively spends money on anything and everything.

Some kind of animal brain or death drive takes over.

[Anonymous No.51720212]

>>51720171
google for david soxl, its his company making these

[Anonymous No.51720219]

Now we trend down while the Jews take their lunch break.

[Anonymous No.51720223]

Buy netflix puts now

[Anonymous No.51720230]

>>51720185
reasonable

[Anonymous No.51720235]

>>51720206
I'll slurp when SPY bottoms out at 310

[Anonymous No.51720236]

>>51720208
>when hyperinflation hits
will there still be puts and calls to trade?

[Anonymous No.51720240]

>>51720173
>It’s all been predetermined
Yes... but not in that text. Be careful anon, i dont think you understand what you are dabbling in...

[Anonymous No.51720241]

>>51720185
October is historically a flat toss of a coin month

[Anonymous No.51720242]

Reminder that western hedge funds shorted gold when Asia is buying it all near $1690 price anyway.
Reminder that western exchanges are going empty at insane rate and shorters will be beclowned.

[Anonymous No.51720244]

wtf is max limit of image replies

[Anonymous No.51720251]

>>51720197
Don't be cute, you roody-poo.
>Image limit reached

[Anonymous No.51720256]

>>51719102
Don't post /fat/her here. I don't want to confess my goyslop sins right now.

[Anonymous No.51720257]

WHY ARE WE PUMPERINOING AAAAAAAAAA

>captcha: 2XFAGV

[Anonymous No.51720258]

>>51720244
I thought that was just me...

[Anonymous No.51720262]

>>51720223
strike/exp? I think everything is about to giga dump

[Anonymous No.51720266]

>>51720219
The pump wasn't built on anything. It was just contracts being filled.

[Anonymous No.51720267]

>>51720236
Yes, but only if you pass your broker's new test on understanding rho.

[Anonymous No.51720269]

>can't post my goyslop
It's joever

[Anonymous No.51720271]

>>51720244
>>51720258
>he doesn't have infinite image reply capability

kwab

[Anonymous No.51720275]

I've been short Tesla ever since the triple top at 313$ and I haven't sold yet. Feels good not to be a day trader worrying about these mini bumps. Gonna close the short in October, whether we hit bottom or not.

[Anonymous No.51720278]

>>51720244
It mean this is the last /smg/ thread ever. Been nice chatting with you boys. Good kick out there.

[Anonymous No.51720285]

sorry kids i shorted PLTR its trending down so bad

[Anonymous No.51720290]

>>51720244
uh oh

[Anonymous No.51720292]

>>51720278
See you on the other side. Remember, Jesus Saves.


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[Anonymous No.51720293]

>>51720092
Futures were in between green and crab all night

[Anonymous No.51720294]

>>51720244
>i'm being a newfag and no one can stop me

[Anonymous No.51720299]

>>51720240
It’s good prose so I just like to post it, first surfaced about 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.51720302]

>>51720278
F and S.

[Anonymous No.51720314]

>>51720285
>i shorted PLTR
same. shorting more today

[Anonymous No.51720317]

Are we gonna start baking new breads at the image limit now?

[Anonymous No.51720319]

>>51720294
Maybe they have been lurking for years and just started posting... You shouldn't assume shit.

[Anonymous No.51720328]

>>51720266
We close above the daily high.
You know this.

[Anonymous No.51720334]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

<pink wojak removed. max limit reached>

[Anonymous No.51720335]

>>51720262
Ive got mine out 2 weeks bought 242/240 spread
Had em for a few days, were almost back at where I bought em since them theve gone to 40% profit a few times already
Im looking for 50%

[Anonymous No.51720341]

>>51720319
>thisniggacantbeserious.png

[Anonymous No.51720344]

>>51720235
WEAKLING!

[Anonymous No.51720345]

>>51720317
No, we'll just start using ASCII art instead.
/\
( / @ @ ()
\ __| |__ /
-/ " \-
/-| |-\
/ /-\ /-\ \
/ /-`---'-\ \
/ \

[Anonymous No.51720347]

>>51720319
bro..............

[Anonymous No.51720350]

lmao these threads really make a new low everytime. THIS SHIT SUCKS (just imagine pic)

[Anonymous No.51720351]

Market couldnt even manage a meaningful pump on Friday.... not a good sign IMO

[Anonymous No.51720356]

el barto

[Anonymous No.51720366]

>>51720345
I like this theme

[Anonymous No.51720370]

>>51720267
>rho
based, you thinking that's going to have a greater effect on option prices? And does that mean increased volatility in bond yields? Can there be a new VIX to calculate that vol? Can there be puts and calls on that new VIX? I'm just riffin here man, this bobo just redeemed his martingale put position and is flyin high on dopamine atm

[Anonymous No.51720373]

>>51720334
Kek
/Img/ laughing high pepe /img/

[Anonymous No.51720375]

>>51720345
There's already too much AI generated goyslop as is

[Anonymous No.51720378]

pinkwojak.jpg>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51720387]

>>51720341
>He didn't serve his mandatory 2 year lurk period

[Anonymous No.51720393]

My current pic is what I think about your posting anon

[Anonymous No.51720395]

Bear choking bull.jpg

[Anonymous No.51720410]

>Oil's back in the green

>>51720366
It was supposed to be a crab but I forgot 4channel is gay about leading spaces.

>>51720370
It's a Greek that usually doesn't matter because lol ZIRP. In hyperinflation, you're talking at least a few percent a day for interest rates/inflation. Hence, it starts to matter.

>>51720375
Please stop running that meme into the ground.

[Anonymous No.51720411]

>>51720351
I agree, let's all shut down our computers and go to sleep. I'm pretty tired.

[Anonymous No.51720423]

Should i long NATGAS?

[Anonymous No.51720424]

>>51720417
>>51720417
>>51720417
new
>>51720417
>>51720417
>>51720417
new

[Anonymous No.51720425]

>>51720328
I don't care about the day to day shit anyway. The only time I care is if I am buying which I am not today.

[Anonymous No.51720435]

>>51720410
>Please stop running that meme into the ground.
It's an instant classic, like "based" it will never be worn out.