/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51717551]

2 nukes wasn't enough edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Prinz+Eugen
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>51714023

[Anonymous No.51717564]

*flick*
Oh look it's the fed's preferred inflation measure dropping in one minute

[Anonymous No.51717587]

This week we hit the bottom. There's no way we can dump lower.

[Anonymous No.51717589]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51717595]

bonjour

[Anonymous No.51717598]

August core PCE out.

[Anonymous No.51717601]

how many fucking red days in a row have we got now

[Anonymous No.51717603]

>0.6
0.6
>0.6
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>0.6
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>0.6
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>0.6
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>0.6
0.6

[Anonymous No.51717611]

>>51717564
Core PCE and personal spending still scorching hot

[Anonymous No.51717610]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51717618]

NO NO NO

WAIT WAIT WAIT

NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.51717622]

I'm so excited. It's end of the month already, which means I'll get a paychek next week and I'll be able to throw another $3k into the stock market. Can't wait.

[Anonymous No.51717624]

and were back!!

[Anonymous No.51717623]

well that was.. interesting

[Anonymous No.51717629]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.51717633]

BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS AGAIN BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51717635]

>>51717601
Probably like around 9 more months at the earliest before we actually go back up again. Or if the spy hits around 320-200 which ever comes first.

[Anonymous No.51717640]

[Anonymous No.51717642]

I'm gonna die poor and alone.

[Anonymous No.51717643]

>>51717633
Seems to be going the other way?

[Anonymous No.51717644]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51717652]

Last month: 0.1
Forecast: 0.5
Actual: 0.6

It's over

[Anonymous No.51717656]

>inflation keeps getting hotter than expected
Nothing is priced in, we gaan

[Anonymous No.51717659]

Is TSLA stonk gonna do anything today and pooomp because of AI antichrist day or it's just gonna crab down all day?

[Anonymous No.51717663]

>>51717642
that isn't actually a problem. Make sure when by the time they find your corpse, you are extra stinky.

[Anonymous No.51717670]

>>51717603
What is this number?

[Anonymous No.51717673]

>>51717652
worthless tech is going to pump today regardless
nothing matters

[Anonymous No.51717674]

Guys I think I'm gonna enlist in the air force. I really didn't want to have to join the military, but I need to work.

[Anonymous No.51717677]

idk
consumer spending was fine
it wasn't that bad - and was already expected since we had the super hot CPI report
it's not like this is out of nowhere, we've had weeks to digest the august CPI, now getting august PCE doesn't sting as bad
may unironically be priced in, it wasn't that big of a miss on expectations

[Anonymous No.51717682]

How to play today according to le cancel all orders man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWNvafV_Zs&ab_channel=TurboOptionTrading

[Anonymous No.51717684]

>>51717674
>but I need to work
what do you do right now?
i am also stuck between a rock and a hard place

[Anonymous No.51717694]

why is the core pce like double?

[Anonymous No.51717708]

Remember, violent crabs, are still crabs

[Anonymous No.51717719]

>>51717670
Core PCE Price Index (MoM) (Aug)
use this site to stay on top of latest economic events fren
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.51717721]

>>51717674
Air force can be comfy. If you get into any kind of technical role and can show you're not a complete psycho, you'll be lusted after by big defense contractors afterwards, which is SUPER comfy. Maybe try to get into some kind of IT or cybersecurity role.

[Anonymous No.51717733]

Putin announces the annexation today... how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.51717735]

Futures didn't seem to change much?

[Anonymous No.51717738]

>>51717682
>"THE BIG BEAR IS IN PLAY SELL EVERY RALLY"

[Anonymous No.51717737]

>>51717733
Be russian

[Anonymous No.51717743]

KEK SPY computer is drilling

[Anonymous No.51717746]

>>51717674
Youre going to die of a blood clot 2-4 years after enlistment... if your lucky.

[Anonymous No.51717760]

>>51717733
Nobody cares, don't see how him claiming ukraine territory would worry investors, his been doing it for months

[Anonymous No.51717772]

Well, boys, I reckon this is it: nuclear combat, toe to toe with the Russkies.

[Anonymous No.51717776]

>/pol/tards think its another happening again

[Anonymous No.51717778]

>>51717642
Everyone dies poor and alone.
Nothing to worry about, fren.

[Anonymous No.51717782]

>>51717772
nope- that doesn't allow enough suffering for the elites to summon demons... That will happen in the end.

[Anonymous No.51717790]

Ok mumu, take it easy, we all like to have a little banter when PCE drops

[Anonymous No.51717796]

im sitting this one out until 1hr after open.. looks like big money will swing their dick today

[Anonymous No.51717800]

Remember when we pumped wednesday or so and then thursday we immediately gave all that up and more right out the gate the following morning?

[Anonymous No.51717807]

If we don’t hit new lows today I’m official shitting up the creek

[Anonymous No.51717806]

>>51717772
Meds you sensationalist. The west doesn't care if putin claims ukraine territory. Come back when he claims NATO territory

[Anonymous No.51717811]

ALL IN ON 0DTE TSLA $300 CALLS CHUDS THE AI MOOOOOON SQUIZZLE

[Anonymous No.51717813]

>WTFWT?!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.51717815]

>>51717640
We will redeem

[Anonymous No.51717818]

>>51717807
today is likely green

We will reach a new low but not today... it will go green as a continuation of yesterday's power hour + the dxy needs to take a break

[Anonymous No.51717822]

Futures didn't change after the data, guess nobody cares or it's close enough to expectations

[Anonymous No.51717830]

>>51717719
Thank u so much for this post

[Anonymous No.51717838]

>>51717818
Next Wednesday is Yom Kippur. What if that ends up being the yearly low and perfect buy in? SCHIZOS will forever be elevated to God status

[Anonymous No.51717848]

>>51717822
Date was already suspected, though (from the previous CPI print)? Why would anything change?

[Anonymous No.51717856]

>>51717811
the fuk u talking about

[Anonymous No.51717858]

>>51717838
The market has never bottomed while the fed was still tightening

[Anonymous No.51717862]

Just bought some ATL, expecting Italy to start some transport infa spending soon. European growth is reversing polarity as a broader trend.

[Anonymous No.51717864]

>>51717811
I must admit as a bobo i did the same on TQQQ and BBBY. Still mostly in bobo but put more bucks on zero dte than ever before. All i need is for it to pump for like 5 mins.

[Anonymous No.51717872]

>>51717659
He made some insane tweets yesterday about his vaperware truck.

[Anonymous No.51717884]

FED PIVOT ANY TIME NOW RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT PLEASE YES SIRS
M2 IS DOWN ENOUGH PLEASE NOW FOR THE VILLAGE

[Anonymous No.51717888]

>>51717858
Very based of economists to make their trade sound like a porn film

[Anonymous No.51717894]

>>51717772
If Russia was going to nuke Kiev they would have done it already. Looking forward to seeing the battle of Crimea over Christmas.

[Anonymous No.51717897]

>>51717888
oh oh oh uhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn IM EASSSSSINGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.51717905]

>>51717888
These were terms before your faggot hedonistic peers started to use them.

[Anonymous No.51717907]

>>51717894
>Looking forward
So evoking article 5... your a sick fuck- careful what you wish for.

[Anonymous No.51717915]

Putin called out troons in his annexation speech.

[Anonymous No.51717922]

>>51717682
Does he keep up with the tick tock?

[Anonymous No.51717936]

>>51717915
>>51717915
It's incredible. Sounds like some a reactionary pseud would write on substack and the stuttering translator doesn't help
>>51717782
>>51717806
>>51717894
I just wanted to post Major Kong

[Anonymous No.51717948]

What's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.51717951]

>>51717888
>>51717897
>>51717905
Big Jay

[Anonymous No.51717954]

Is the dump today or next weeks? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.51717958]

>>51717948
Shitcoin on bitfinex

[Anonymous No.51717964]

>>51717948
bear flag

[Anonymous No.51717965]

Sell every rally today

[Anonymous No.51717966]

>>51717936
>It's incredible. Sounds like some a reactionary pseud would write on substack and the stuttering translator doesn't help
Cope
Seethe
And (literally) dilate

[Anonymous No.51717968]

>>51717948
The fading pulse

[Anonymous No.51717969]

>>51717948
Cramer doesn't know what to think

[Anonymous No.51717970]

>>51717936
>I just wanted to post Major Kong
Based

[Anonymous No.51717979]

Brainard headlines are crossing the wires now.

[Anonymous No.51717981]

>>51717872
Have you ever seen him talk. He's so fucking austismo it's really painful. It must be even worse to work for him. It's already a super competitive job where you're probably working nutzo hours just to keep your position, and then you have one of the naruto headband kids from highschool increasing shitting all over your quarterly plans and all the engineering you've done because he was high at a texas diner

[Anonymous No.51717985]

>>51717954
by god's will we shall dump until tuesday, then pump from Yom Kippur to Pesach at which point dump again

[Anonymous No.51717989]

>>51717948
The triple fake out? The triple crowned irregular? Red light green light *** light? The oh shit this is the setup serve or delivery?

[Anonymous No.51717994]

I hope my manager doesn't say "happy mother fucking Friday" in our morning huddle today

[Anonymous No.51718002]

>>51717966
Buddy, it's over. He called out the US for Hiroshima and Nagasaki while ranting like a gay professor about the West and neocolonialism for the entire speech

[Anonymous No.51718005]

Chad crab

[Anonymous No.51718015]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51718016]

>>51717981
People sometimes forget he’s just some dude who’s parents owned a diamond mine and who got lucky with paypal

[Anonymous No.51718018]

>>51717979

[Anonymous No.51718029]

>>51718005
Crab all day make shit cheap and easy for me

[Anonymous No.51718032]

>>51718016
The tweets made public by the court are great
https://bigtechnology.substack.com/p/elon-musks-text-exchanges-show-twitter

[Anonymous No.51718036]

>>51718016
His dad owned a small amount of stock in an emerald mine. He wasn't rich.

[Anonymous No.51718043]

>>51718032
The texts rather holy shit I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.51718056]

>>51717981
That hardcore history guy has an interview podcast with elon. Really awesome listen...... elon started talking about enjoying looking up etymologies. I thought that was neat as fuck because I do that too!

Tldr elon doesnt know the difference between etymology and syntax. I was surprised I did.

[Anonymous No.51718065]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.51718066]

[Anonymous No.51718067]

What happens now that Putin did this? We get months of more fighting, right? Gonna close my longs today. Don't know how market will react.

[Anonymous No.51718070]

>>51718043
The best has to be SBF (FTX) texting him and Musk literally replying "Who is this?"

[Anonymous No.51718072]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51718096]

>>51717611
Because people have to spend more money to buy things

[Anonymous No.51718097]

>>51718056
He sounded tired and stoned. His baby was crying and his gf or whatever kept jumping in for no reason. Dan Carlin I thnk.. he sounded miserable.. like he wanted an educated conversation and was being disrespected.

I need to save it before its removed.

[Anonymous No.51718100]

>>51718066
is this the new pajeet silver shill?

[Anonymous No.51718110]

>>51718002
2 genders
4 oblasts
And Germans can't eat printed euros
Sneed

[Anonymous No.51718119]

>>51718096
>spend more money
>swipes credit card
whose money is getting spent though, their own or VISA's?

[Anonymous No.51718127]

>>51718005

[Anonymous No.51718129]

>tfw 9.25 average on the soxl

[Anonymous No.51718135]

NO STOP IT FUTURES STOP IT!

[Anonymous No.51718147]

>>51717772
>Knock that jew a day's pay for sleepin on the job

[Anonymous No.51718157]

looking at the economic calendar on investing.com... does it even matter when these non-jerome FOMC memebers speak? Or is king jerome the only one who matters

[Anonymous No.51718158]

Crab day?

[Anonymous No.51718160]

>>51718129
how does -67% sound?

[Anonymous No.51718168]

>>51718157
The other ones don't really matter

[Anonymous No.51718175]

SHOULD I KEEP SHORTING OIL?????

[Anonymous No.51718177]

>>51718129
it's really grim for semiconductors right now.
Micron is not doing so good

[Anonymous No.51718179]

>>51718036
The point still stands. Musk isn’t a megalomaniac mad scientist, he just some guy

[Anonymous No.51718180]

Jp morgan is also doing their quarterly index option and futures rebranding today. Rhey say it adds volatility but those days have tended to be flat with long wicks this year.

Spread sellers win I think

[Anonymous No.51718187]

Who are the bigboys in yacht insurance?

[Anonymous No.51718197]

>>51718127
I like this drawing well done

[Anonymous No.51718203]

>NKE almost at Covid lows

[Anonymous No.51718204]

>>51718129
cool, bro
mine is 13

[Anonymous No.51718205]

>>51717948
Pattern?

[Anonymous No.51718212]

>>51718179
His track record as a very public oriented ceo these last 2 years has been spotty for sure. But you can't really argue with teslas success amd speceX genuinely seems like a groundbreaking company but I don't how much of it's success lies with musk.
He's definitely not the idiot that he's always playing as I think

[Anonymous No.51718213]

>>51718203
I hope they go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.51718214]

>>51718160

[Anonymous No.51718220]

*deep breath*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51718240]

>>51718005

[Anonymous No.51718239]

>>51718179
>he's like a lego megalomaniac
>who's into electronic and techno a real brainiac
>smack dab in the hip hop gold rush
>V rather the old stuff preferably the cold crush
>it gets deeper than Deepak Chopra
>except he keeps a stack and some cheap ass vodka
>knee cap popper, only when he miss the chewy center
>at least he always hits who he meant to
>remember he's got a short fuse and bad temper
>and a plan to claim emperor by December

[Anonymous No.51718256]

>>51718203
we might be in an inflation crisis but air max 95 still the most comfortable sneaker of all time

[Anonymous No.51718267]

>>51718239
no rap allowed pls delet thks

[Anonymous No.51718274]

>>51718180
>tended to be flat with long wicks this year
nice, fuck spreaders, pick a direction on those scam wicks and hold your dick faggots

[Anonymous No.51718284]

>>51718175
do it

[Anonymous No.51718286]

>>51718267
>pls delet
pls redeem rajesh

[Anonymous No.51718290]

>>51718032
nice texts, the twitter guys come off pretty poorly there, just bootlickers who talk but wont act

[Anonymous No.51718291]

Big shoutout to all the jim brandon voters itt

[Anonymous No.51718298]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51718297]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.51718301]

>>51718239
Based and rip
>>51718267
Seethe.
>No better sound than when you let off a nine round
>By the time the shell bit the ground V be in Chinatown

[Anonymous No.51718315]

what is happening

[Anonymous No.51718318]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51718322]

>>51718297
>09:30:00
What script to you use to be able to post like that?

[Anonymous No.51718325]

>>51718315
Yeah what is happening?

[Anonymous No.51718336]

>>51718315
It.

[Anonymous No.51718338]

>>51718322
It's all natural Mr. Robb Fofo

[Anonymous No.51718341]

>>51718297
I unironically believe you're the only thing holding this shit market.

[Anonymous No.51718343]

>>51718322
>
Autistic dedication. That anon is gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.51718345]

>>51718297
Screen shotted. Epic timing this time fren.

[Anonymous No.51718357]

bullish first candle on a few nasdaq boyos

[Anonymous No.51718361]

fuck its green as hellll lucky i did not short

schitzo market

[Anonymous No.51718363]

>>51718336

[Anonymous No.51718365]

Looks low volume crab day?

[Anonymous No.51718370]

>>51718297
I stay up for you anon. Have a good Friday, goodnight.

[Anonymous No.51718371]

It's been a hard slog... but I... believe in me... It's time to end the scourge of bobo persecution.

[Anonymous No.51718372]

>>51718341
>>51718343
>>51718345
CAM ON SMG SCORE SOM FOOKIN GAINNNSS

[Anonymous No.51718379]

>>51718343
I like watching the inner layers but cant find the inspiration to help out. Thank the lord for people like him. Perfection in the middle of a muddy world.

[Anonymous No.51718382]

Seems like cocky mumus are trying it again.
Just give up already

[Anonymous No.51718388]

Reminder that if you ever are even considering investing in bonds, always go for the longest duration possible. They crash harder but their performance is such that they will still come ahead of shorter term bonds.

And it will better balance your portfolio with stocks. It outperforms even international.

[Anonymous No.51718389]

Heemed by Walmart. What a start.

[Anonymous No.51718395]

Why is this clown market green on very bearish news

[Anonymous No.51718402]

>micron

PRICED IN.

[Anonymous No.51718403]

28k here we come

[Anonymous No.51718406]

>>51718301
>and a plan to claim emperor by December
This one is for all the retail traders who need a W in Q4. lets fucking go goys!

[Anonymous No.51718408]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.51718412]

[Anonymous No.51718415]

>mumu....

[Anonymous No.51718436]

It's gunna bounce off 360, pump a lil, then crab.

[Anonymous No.51718442]

HERE WE GO DEATH TO AMERICA!!!

[Anonymous No.51718447]

What do you guys think about putins speech?
Bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.51718449]

What happens when they realize that the rate hikes haven't helped with inflation?

[Anonymous No.51718450]

kek, baggies.

[Anonymous No.51718455]

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Anonymous No.51718457]

>>51718447
>putins
Who?

[Anonymous No.51718462]

I am in need of a continued doomp

[Anonymous No.51718469]

/OJ GANG/

we ripping

don't look at lean hogs

[Anonymous No.51718479]

>>51718449
P I V O T

[Anonymous No.51718494]

LORD GANESHA, GRANT ME YOUR STRENGTH, BICH. GREEN CANDLES FOR ALL, MY BASTERD.

[Anonymous No.51718496]

who the fuck is saying we are green right now? all the major indices are red. which by the way that meme chart is wrong again

[Anonymous No.51718497]

BOBOS STAY WINNING

[Anonymous No.51718501]

>>51718297

luv me calls
luv me get rich quick
'ate solid fundamentals
'ate wagies (not antiwork just don't like em)

simple as

[Anonymous No.51718503]

It seems fingers are stuck on the OIL sell button

[Anonymous No.51718504]

I just want to realize my losses and never invest in the stockmarket again, that must mean the bottom is close

[Anonymous No.51718507]

>>51718449
1000 bps effective immediately after an emergency meeting

[Anonymous No.51718508]

>>51718504
I was like that in March.

[Anonymous No.51718509]

New bottom at 360.

[Anonymous No.51718513]

>>51718496
Green by close, the meme chart doesn't lie

[Anonymous No.51718514]

its a violent mr snibss day

[Anonymous No.51718517]

>>51718388
This is totally retarded advice atm

[Anonymous No.51718523]

>>51718449
Keep going lol! Im waiting for 10% on the 30 year.

[Anonymous No.51718524]

>>51718514

[Anonymous No.51718526]

Glad i didnt close my short on oil .
When /smg/ tells me to long , i short
When /smg/ tells me to short , i long.
Thats how i do profits

[Anonymous No.51718532]

>>51718388
very convenient that your time period is the greatest bond bull market in history. stop posting you retard

[Anonymous No.51718542]

>>51718514
I was under the impression crabs knew nothing but violence.

[Anonymous No.51718549]

>>51718526
how about this anon? open more shorts on oil ;)

[Anonymous No.51718556]

>can't bounce back from 360
Mumus, you beheem yourselves

[Anonymous No.51718559]

>>51718504
I almost closed out some of my shorts in August,
stay strong brother

[Anonymous No.51718563]

It's a truly apocalyptic battle in the market rn. All over the place. But 360 is the bottom. All those dumps just couldn't hack it.

[Anonymous No.51718572]

>>51718509
Is this the bottom?

[Anonymous No.51718575]

>Chicago PMI 45.7 vs 51.8
Uh oh!

[Anonymous No.51718578]

Awful PMI numbers just dropped. Very mildly bullish.
Big consumer sentiment info drops at 10EST

[Anonymous No.51718582]

get me off this

[Anonymous No.51718586]

I'm feeling it mr.crabs but I don't want to

[Anonymous No.51718587]

>>51718572
lmfao I never noticed the giant Bad Dragon banner.

[Anonymous No.51718589]

>>51718582
Jeromes wild ride never ends!

[Anonymous No.51718600]

i think we go to 358.76 now

[Anonymous No.51718602]

>>51718563
>But 360 is the bottom
haha idiot. Stop looking at graphs and start trying to understand what's going on in the world. We've barely dipped a toe into the crisis, we're only getting a little taste.

[Anonymous No.51718620]

it's finally cool enough to make some beef stew so sold some naked 1dte spy calls to pay for a beef chuck roast. lets crab here for awhile if you dont mind.

[Anonymous No.51718622]

I love butterflies. Too bad I closed almost all of them yesterday at only +110%

[Anonymous No.51718624]

why the FUCK is gold pumping? This is pure manipulation, what the FUCK FUCKING FUCK

[Anonymous No.51718627]

>>51718549
I closed my short and opened a long position

[Anonymous No.51718630]

aapl and tsla looks like they are unheeming themselves

[Anonymous No.51718633]

>>51718602
I'm not doing any TA. But you can see the bobos just don't have the news they need yet to break 360. That will likely change over the next few weeks, but for now, 360 holds.

[Anonymous No.51718635]

This is it. It is all up from here.

[Anonymous No.51718638]

>>51718624
holy fuck, that has something to do with moving to the next months contract, right?

[Anonymous No.51718640]

>>51718635
>This is it.

[Anonymous No.51718641]

>>51718624
>why the FUCK is gold pumping? This is pure manipulation, what the FUCK FUCKING FUCK
>why the FUCK is gold Dumping? This is pure manipulation, what the FUCK FUCKING FUCK

its all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.51718643]

>>51718600
and next stop 320, clench your anus mumus

[Anonymous No.51718649]

im taking a nap bros. feels tired. see you in 30ish mins

[Anonymous No.51718651]

>>51718624
Imbecile.

[Anonymous No.51718652]

anyone remember green days?

[Anonymous No.51718658]

>>51718652
yeah, like on wednesday?

[Anonymous No.51718659]

Palantir chads just keep winning

[Anonymous No.51718661]

>>51718652
September ends tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.51718663]

>>51718652

[Anonymous No.51718665]

>>51718624
>>51718638
>>51718641
>* isn't
typo actually. but it works anyway. the market is clown as Pagliacci

[Anonymous No.51718671]

>>51718572
I think /smg/ should have a group trip to one of these porn expos just for the lolz.

[Anonymous No.51718672]

>>51718658
doesn't count when it all goes away the next day

[Anonymous No.51718673]

STOP RESISTING

[Anonymous No.51718674]

crabs.... are STONG!

[Anonymous No.51718675]

>>51718638
It's about another 2 months until a big contract roll. There wasn't a recent one.

[Anonymous No.51718677]

>you didn't hedge your longterm bobo positions for todays obvious pump did you?

[Anonymous No.51718684]

>>51717601
Yesterday was the last one.

[Anonymous No.51718687]

>>51718641
Small hats try to obfuscate

[Anonymous No.51718690]

>>51718622
it works until it doesn't
>gg
take a look at think or swim if your trying to do more spreads, the fills are quicker and you don't need to setup the butterfly one leg at a time like on rh
>rh is fucking based tho anyone says different they silly

[Anonymous No.51718695]

>>51718659
no cap ong

[Anonymous No.51718697]

What a fantastic PCE report. The markets will love it.

[Anonymous No.51718701]

>>51718675
yeah my tickers are displaying the wrong month or something.

[Anonymous No.51718709]

buy PLTR right now not joking

[Anonymous No.51718717]

Its the end of the world and people buy cocoa beans
I guess they plan to sin themselves to death

[Anonymous No.51718718]

>MANNARINO MELTS DOWN! We Are In A FULL BLOWN CURRENCY CRISIS!!! Critical Updates.

[Anonymous No.51718719]

how in fuck is it possible i'm red on puts on a memestock after a pump

>learn from GME
>decent earnings report and good prospects
>red as fuck after
>see earnings report coming for BBBY
>a BAD earnings report
>buy puts, nothing extreme
>stock keeps pumping

[Anonymous No.51718725]

clown world is strong, mumus can't stop buying the dip

[Anonymous No.51718728]

>>51718709
The smart money is on X and CLF.
Florida is going to need a lot of steel.

[Anonymous No.51718731]

>>51718709
What is this palantir you have been talking about for days?

[Anonymous No.51718736]

big volume at the top. What does it mean bros? That deviation is unusual.

[Anonymous No.51718744]

>>51718725
DCAing into the dip is a fantastic strategy.
I will be paying very little taxes on my earnings.

[Anonymous No.51718747]

>>51718719
idk m8 IV?

[Anonymous No.51718749]

>>51718709
I have pltr and clf calls I bought when they both hit 52 week lows.

[Anonymous No.51718752]

KEK , my oil long is already printing

[Anonymous No.51718757]

>>51718719
not close enough to the money, IV crush got you before the delta helped, delta is the most important greek bruh, deltas under .20 move like shit

[Anonymous No.51718758]

>>51718690
I use them for directional trades so I don't get fucked by theta and vega, they actually work in my favor

[Anonymous No.51718762]

>>51718731
It's something that couldn't even do well in a bull market.

[Anonymous No.51718767]

No big consumer sentiment surprises.
>>51718736
>minute timeframe
But it was probably just some quick flattening before the 10am mark.

[Anonymous No.51718795]

I admit I suck at this.

I used to be in a discord you paid a subscription for that had dark pools and market notifications. Bots that basically called plays for you but it was defunct a while back. Are there any others like these?

[Anonymous No.51718796]

>Chiraq PMI <50

[Anonymous No.51718804]

>>51718719
You did not respect Theta. Bow to the goddess and repent.

[Anonymous No.51718806]

>>51718767
Also probably some longs closing above yesterday's afternoon highs.

[Anonymous No.51718814]

>>51718795
That's a scam you fucking idiot. It's literal pump and dump scheme and a felony.

[Anonymous No.51718831]

Wild battles going on at the borderline. Who's gunna blink first. This is the most exciting crab i've seen.

[Anonymous No.51718839]

[Anonymous No.51718843]

EUPHORIC

[Anonymous No.51718849]

>>51718757
>>51718747

lmao I threw 300 into IBKR to learn about options

didn't know what a greek was until I was like four trades in

sad thing is that

>bought APRN calls WED morning
>made like 40 bucks
>closed the position and felt like Rainman
>opened another call
>close to market close, about to lock in another 40 bucks in profit
>oh no IBKR and the shitty day trading rules, might hold until tomorrow
>wake up to a war crime
>also bought AVCT right before the reverse split

Im tired baws.

[Anonymous No.51718850]

>OPEC'S QUOTA-BOUND MEMBERS UNDERSHOOT SEPT OUTPUT TARGET BY 1.32 MILLION BPD VS 1.4 MILLION BPD SHORTFALL IN AUGUST - SURVEY

[Anonymous No.51718852]

>>51718677
>no

[Anonymous No.51718856]

>USD worth more than EUR
im laffin

[Anonymous No.51718863]

>>51718849
Yeah, calculus is a bitch ain't it?

[Anonymous No.51718874]

If you like money then buy MDB right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.51718881]

*CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK*

[Anonymous No.51718882]

Just slurped SOXL ama

[Anonymous No.51718883]

>>51718856
What's worse for Europe? Energy crisis or currency crisis? They are fucked. Hopefully the migrants turn on them this winter as well since they didn't sign up for this. I want riits and blood on the streets

[Anonymous No.51718895]

>>51718881
How is it crabbing this perfectly?

[Anonymous No.51718894]

>>51718882
Why?

[Anonymous No.51718897]

>>51718882
why are you buying soxl at the present price when we all know it is dropping significantly further before the bull market returns?

[Anonymous No.51718900]

>>51718881

[Anonymous No.51718901]

Did these kikes just scam wick me

[Anonymous No.51718913]

>>51718900

[Anonymous No.51718916]

Bobos can’t stop winning against (((them))

[Anonymous No.51718919]

This is the fakest, gayest, smallest crab ever.

[Anonymous No.51718924]

Whatsa matter, Biden? You don't have another million barrels to shortsightedly dump on the market this morning?

Such a shame.

[Anonymous No.51718925]

I absolutely despise the low conviction rates of fucking goys, and I'm not afraid to admit it anymore.
You useless cattle deserve the worst for giving up on God

[Anonymous No.51718930]

>>51718897
>when we all know
There is not a single person on this planet that knows what SOXL is going to do in the next five minutes, let alone the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.51718933]

>>51718919
Lmao yeah it’s a tiny little crab and I have a short but if there was so much blood yesterday and just a tiny crab the next day, it seems bearish that it could not recover.

[Anonymous No.51718939]

>>51718924
We have the time- he does not.

[Anonymous No.51718943]

Just submitted a 90-day buy order of SOXL shares @ $7.10. This is all way too easy.

[Anonymous No.51718958]

I haven't heard from baggie since he posted about muh tsla calls
Are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, baggie?

[Anonymous No.51718959]

ALARM ALARM ALARM ITS ANOTHER FUCKING RED DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51718962]

>>51718933
Bullish. It means after such redness bears could not even make people capitulate more

[Anonymous No.51718964]

>>51718930
>when the market inevitably crashes in the near future, there is no reason to believe SOXL will decrease in value drastically
lol

[Anonymous No.51718965]

>>51718925
>You useless cattle deserve the worst for giving up on God

Have you even read any of your own scripture?

[Anonymous No.51718966]

>>51718943
$7.10 before or after the 5:1 reverse split?

[Anonymous No.51718967]

the two $21 TQQQ puts I sold expiring today seem like they have a good chance of being exercised, which is what I originally wanted. do you think this is good or bad? breakeven is 20.15, so I'm still slightly in the green, but I intend to hold it and sell another put maybe later this week or further down the line to DCA or just accumulate if it doesnt go down further

[Anonymous No.51718969]

Apple car?

Aeva just hired an apple vice president of engineering

https://investors.aeva.com/news/news-details/2022/Aeva-Strengthens-Its-Board-of-Directors-with-Three-New-Leaders/default.aspx

[Anonymous No.51718974]

Should i short OIL again ?

[Anonymous No.51718976]

>>51718966
wait, really?

[Anonymous No.51718978]

>>51718964
if it was known that the market will inevitably crash, we'd all be short on x20 margin and the crash would be in the past

[Anonymous No.51718980]

What a boring day. And I had a bank holiday thinking I would have some fun just trading

[Anonymous No.51718984]

>Want to buy $JEPI because divvies pay out tomorrow (Gonna hold long term anyway)
>Look at market
Eh. I know I gotta jump in the fire eventually but I haven't had the heart to buy a fucking thing for months . Just been waiting for the market to find a floor. Hell, I'd LIKE years of crab at this point, could stack divvies like a king.

[Anonymous No.51718990]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I had 20 of these yesterday I sold most of them then like a retard

[Anonymous No.51718991]

>>51718976
If it goes low enough, ya. Look at a long term chart for soxs if you want a preview of soxl in an extended bear market

[Anonymous No.51718992]

>>51718982
>>51718982
>>51718982
>>51718982

NEW

[Anonymous No.51719002]

I went from -1500 to positive after getting scammed by PCE pre-market, thank you crab and SOXL for easy money

[Anonymous No.51719003]

>>51718504
But the market makers priced your feelings in, meaning we have more pain to come

[Anonymous No.51719017]

Jesus fuck, show one bit of initiative and motivation and suddenly your coworkers decide you can handle all their work too and your the guy to go to

[Anonymous No.51719029]

>>51718992
stop baking early you dumb retard

[Anonymous No.51719072]

>>51718964
You are hopelessly retarded.

[Anonymous No.51719080]

>>51718965
wasn't this show advertised to be for an intellectual audience or some shit? literally that rick and morty high iq meme the show?

[Anonymous No.51719339]

>>51718736
no vol spike on thinkorswim at 9:58

[Anonymous No.51720362]

THIS MARKET IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.51720383]

Previously made money on SOXS. Yesterday I turned coat and bought the "dip" on SOXL at 9.15. How bad did I fuck up bros?

[Anonymous No.51720400]

INSTEAD OF BEING A BUNCH OF SOCIALIST CRYBABIES ABOUT CRYPTO MAYBE THE SEC SHOULD TELL BANKS TO STOP COLLUDING THROUGH THEIR ASSRAPE RETAIL ALGORITHMS

[Anonymous No.51720428]

LIKE I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT NOT LETTING INSTITUTIONS TURN THE STOCK MARKET INTO A BIG POKER TABLE FULL OF SHARKS AND AN EMPTY CHAIR THAT SAYS "RETAIL INVESTORS" ON IT IS MAYBE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS A "SECURITIES EXCHANGE COMMISSION" WOULD TRY TO WORK AGAINST

[Anonymous No.51720450]

INSTEAD IT'S A FUCKING "LEVER" FOR JOE FAGGOT BIDEN AND HIS DEMONIC FAGGOT OVERLORDS TO BUILD US BACK TO OUR PEASANT HOLE DIGGING ECONOMY