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last >>51707801

>> No.51709584

dont trust the rallies in the futures

>> No.51709587
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Posted in last thread
Does anyone suspect that the market has been crashing lately in part because Chinese investors are pulling out?
Pelosi visited Taiwan on Aug 22 and really pissed off china, her visit was announced a few days before and it directly coincides with the recent downturn

>> No.51709592

the CCP manipulates markets by passing rules and it would not be strange for them to order investors to prop up the domestic market instead of buying American, but so far I've only heard of forex measures, nothing involving stocks

>> No.51709599
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>SPY: -2.09%
>XLE: 0.00%

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I had a great day. I hope you anons did well too.

>> No.51709603
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Is meltdowner joining this thread?
What an annoying womanly faggot. God bless bobo, he brings out the genuine lolcows.

>> No.51709611
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I bought the bottom before the new bottom was created today. I will buy tomorrows bottom as well.

>> No.51709612
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>SOXL under 10
I'm gonna be crazy rich 2 years from

>> No.51709616

i did anon thanks

>> No.51709622

Green futures, Green day confirmed

>> No.51709627

Good thing we don't do anything like that. No siree we keep things fair and square here in the good ole usa

>> No.51709629 [DELETED] 
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>asian countries have decades of malinvestment due to economic stimulus by governments
>very debt levels at over 100% GDP
>HK gets handed over to China
>creates sudden uncertainty in the Asian financial markets
>meanwhile, the US is raising interest rates and Asian countries are fighting mild inflation
>dollat milkshake makes Asian inflation worse
>central banks fight inflation by raising rates
>inflation keeps rising anyway
>economy experiences massive downturn anyway due to central bank tightening
>central banks eventually have to give up as their countries start to default due to high debt levels and high interest
>give in to hyperinflation
>currency rekt
>stock market rekt
>although painful, the crash clears out all the unprofitable zombie companies and they make a swift recovery
This is what's happening right now in western economies.

>> No.51709632
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i dont trust any of this horseshit

>> No.51709635

Consider my stinky chinky stock got trading halted they have nowhere else to stick their cash.

>> No.51709637

i wish pattern daytrader tax wasnt a thing, daytrading is way more fun. reddit ruins everything

>> No.51709644

Should I wait for mid october to buy oil, or wait for midterms to be over?

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I bought the bottom too, but it turns out there were 7 more bottoms below my bottom, and then it bottomed again. The Jews got us good today, didn't they?

>> No.51709651

just stop using margin bro

>> No.51709660
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>asian countries have decades of malinvestment due to economic stimulus by governments
>very high debt levels at over 100% GDP
>HK gets handed over to China
>creates sudden uncertainty in the Asian financial markets
>meanwhile, the US is raising interest rates and Asian countries are fighting mild inflation
>dollar milkshake makes Asian inflation worse
>central banks fight inflation by raising rates
>inflation keeps rising anyway
>asian economies experience massive downturn anyway due to central bank tightening
>central banks eventually have to give up as their countries start to default due to high debt levels and high interest
>give in to hyperinflation
>currency rekt
>stock market rekt
>although painful, the crash clears out all the unprofitable zombie companies and they make a swift recovery
This is what's happening right now in Western economies.

>> No.51709665
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Reminder Palantir is about to take off because of some government contracts it secured or renewed in the last week. They are also doing gay AI shit for Ukraine via the US government.

>> No.51709668

im pretty new to stocks, can you explain what exactly you mean?

>> No.51709675

>wtf is a broker

>> No.51709678
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>PDT tax

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I mean it's clearly in a descending channel and it'll probably keep rising a bit

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How will the PCE turn out tomorrow?

>> No.51709696

Google it. The more you rely on others in this industry, the worse you'll do

>> No.51709698

>>although painful, the crash clears out all the unprofitable zombie companies and they make a swift recovery
The great media internet cyber marketing consulting cyber media dieoff needs to happen.

>> No.51709701

Stressed out?
Just do drugs.
It's good enough for the president's son.

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>DXY crashing
>yields falling
>PCE number in the morning

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Shoutout to my nigga hunter

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>> No.51709720

Is this some euro commie tax?

>> No.51709721

This guys knows how to live.

>> No.51709727
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It could be bad, it could be good. Furthermore, good sometimes means bad, and bad sometimes means good, depending on how it might affect what fed might do. Or something like that

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Not great, not terrible.

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this is the most deluded ta i have ever seen in my life. lmfao.

>> No.51709744

Day trade capital gains have a different tax profile than short (1 year) and long-term (>1 year) investments

>> No.51709752

Wait what, where?

>> No.51709754

Ah yes. Well the newb should’ve used appropriate terms.

>> No.51709767
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It's okay anon, I think I see a bullish cup and handle forming off the bollinger bands!

>> No.51709772

Why are products so much cheaper in foreign countries? And how do I profit off this peculiar quirk?

For instance, deodorant In Uk is roughly 2-3 pounds. In US they're 5-6 dollars.

>> No.51709783

No they don't, they're taxed as short term capital gains which are like ordinary income.

>> No.51709787

Tomorrow is the real bottom. I just keep buying

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But did you consult the rest of the cookware?

>> No.51709804

That's an artifcact from pre-currency crash. Hurry up and stockpile so you can do deoderant arbitrage.

>> No.51709808

>Market bleeds damn near 3%
>Fedex is up 1.5%
Anyone else keeping an eye on this after hits 25% drop?
Also, will the Jews pump or dump on their upcoming Luciferian holiday?

>> No.51709814

The market is pretty stinky

>> No.51709816
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Did you anons buy anything today?

I picked up some AB puts. I saw a nice buy to open order for November 23. I also liked the ticker. Same reason I hold TWNK.

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>> No.51709822

The meme is to buy but idk anymore

>> No.51709826
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I bought some KFC

>> No.51709833

Who is the girl

>> No.51709840

Yom Kippur starts Oct 4th at sundown, with a full moon on Oct 9th, so thereabouts should be the bottom. We'll probably have a very strong rally into November for the midterms, followed by a crash crash before the summer (likely Jan/Feb)

>> No.51709843

bbby announced another quarter of negative $4 EPS and only dropped 5%
at this point im tempted to enter a direct short or even buy puts instead of selling spreads

>> No.51709849

jay bailey

>> No.51709850
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I bought 2 8oz cheese bricks for 7 bucks, whereas the 16oz cheese brick was 8.59. Gonna do me some chees arbitrage now.

>> No.51709851

im tired of the mind games

>> No.51709861

Very funny

>> No.51709864

>even buy puts
cant, IV too high
i barely made any money even going from OTM to ITM today but it felt good that I made it from a redditor

>> No.51709867
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Another day, another 8 hours calling my options the n word until they go green.

>> No.51709870

your stomach is ukraine. the extra cheese is aid.

>> No.51709871

I'm pretty sure that's one of the Fed governors.

>> No.51709887

I'm getting a small bag next Tues before opec, bigger bag mid October

>> No.51709890

Seriously, I want more of that webm

>> No.51709891

I understand how options are priced based on IV and the greeks, but I still don't understand how to trade vega

>> No.51709893

Sounds nice anon

Wish I had some cheese rn

>> No.51709898

i mean the company has what, less than two months of runway? The p4 til nov 18th trades at .37c, seems nearly unavoidable that they try to raise capital before then
but yes I hate buying options too

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Today was pretty comfy. Bought some more cheapies for my 401k. Didn't do much work today, being a worthless leach government employee that I am. Except I did have to tongue my diversity hire boss Shanequa's fat disgusting hairy anus a couple times, but I'm getting used to it by now. Bought some more KO too

>> No.51709912
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try body games

>> No.51709915

tqqq bros i dont feel so good

>> No.51709916

I hate Finra so much Jesus fuck. What a dumb dumb agency

>> No.51709924

god this corn-syrup addled retard even saved a thumbnail of his own faggoty braindead stock portfolio

>> No.51709929

Will tesla ai day pump dump or crab?

>> No.51709939


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>> No.51709962


Ok nigger

>> No.51709967

Jews fast on Yom Kippur.
Hungry Jews who saved money on food buy stocks.

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>Day trade capital gains have a different tax profile than short (1 year) and long-term (>1 year) investments

>im pretty new to stocks, can you explain what exactly you mean?

last thread i said that the bulls might be approaching capitulation - i take that back. we still have more fucking idiots to flush

>> No.51709977

You mean short term capital gains which is same as ordinary income tax rate? or if you make the section 475f election can avoid the capital loss limitation rules and deduct your losses in full but also have to mark to market any held positions at end of the year which won't matter if you go cash to cash everyday.
>Future section 475f election maker

>> No.51709989

i have the odd feeling that the window is closing to make any gains in the stock market.

>> No.51709993

>People believing crabbing exists.

>> No.51710000

i watched a jewtube video about the china market crash in 2014 or 2015 was it.

people started buying stocks and recommended to other people the stock. so every bugman and their relative all bought the same few stocks which mooned them and crashed the market.

dont remember the details but that retardation stuck with me from that video.

>> No.51710006

The prices were still lower even if you factor in the prior strong currency

>> No.51710008
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As long as the roos are strong and healthy there will be opportunities

>> No.51710011

its just some random slut with no tits and fake glasses. who cares who she is. that exercise does fuckall

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Today I had to tongue my bosses anus. Quite humiliating actually, and Shanequa doesn't even wash her ass first or trim that nasty greasy fro she has down there

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I don't know. I just like saving pics of pretty girls.

>> No.51710035
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Interesting. Publication 550 seemed pretty vague about the qualifications for "Special Rules for Traders in Securities or Commodities" like "activity must be substantial". How "substantial" of a dollar amount are we talking about here?

>> No.51710036

Something about bulls, bears, and pigs...

>> No.51710042

You are a homosexual

>> No.51710051

based market speculator

>> No.51710052
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I went long over night for the first time in more than a week. I think the last time was the night before Powell's interest rate decision which I sold 2 min before he said anything and then I went short since then overnight.

Been a great month. I ended selling half my long position before close though. I did not want to do anything abrupt but I'm pretty sure I'll regret it in the morning. Looks like a green open at least unless those reports coming out are too bad but I don't see how. The forecast should be close enough

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Disgusting. So THAT'S how you keep your comfy gummit job doing nothing.

>> No.51710085

HOLY SHIT that anderson silva gif is old as fuck. sherdog yo bitccccccccchhhhhhhhh

>> No.51710091

its going up
I can feel it

>> No.51710099


>Investing in Disney and Dr. Pepper

Ok nigger

>> No.51710100

If the great reset is indeed the end goal, then it doesnt matter who you are or how much money you have.

>> No.51710102

it will go up once spy hits 320-200

>> No.51710104

For me I'm making 5 to 15 trades per day which if you total up the total cost basis on any given day it's probably at least half my day trading capital on any given day. And just sheer volume of trades and the fact that I spend 4 to 6 hours everyday trading and it's my only source of income besides an inherited retirement account distribution it's an easy case to make for me since I have no W2 income anymore or really anything else. But for a typical tax client I can see this being something you spend hours on debating on whether they qualify or not. That's exactly why I left public accounting to be a "Trader of Securities" as the IRS puts it

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>futures are ripping!

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bought soxl at close(9.25)
I got a bad feeling about tomorrow

>> No.51710119

Government jobs are based. You actually get treated like a human being.

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ok I double checked and their 8-k advertizes $1B of runway starting last month, thats like eight months
guess I'll just sell shares short like a good boy

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Ikr. Ok I should quit larping as bureaucrat boomer anon now and switch back to bobo shekelstein

>> No.51710165
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These value stock investors are telling you to buy APPLE MICROSOFT and AMD.. THEY LOVE CATCHING KNIVES!!! HAHAHAHa

They are so clueless to the macro economics that is about to occur. It's so blatantly obviously if you start digging into it, The probability of WW3 keeps increasing every single day. My god these are boomers are still stuck in 2018. It's really quite saaaddd. They are also very negative towards crypto even though blockchain is going to run the future financial system.

Shiiiieeeeeeettt this is the changing of the guards and these old as fucks are unwilling to accept it... We are watching the extinction of boomer dinosaurs in real time. It's honor and privilege you anon bitchesssssssssss if you don't adapt prepare to go extinct youuuuuuuuuu bitcccch

>> No.51710169

so uh...whats the bull thesis?

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None other than Yom Kippur

>> No.51710195

Also it does seem like you have to make that 475 election a year in advance. Which will actually suck for me unless I have a great Q4 and end up net green for the year. So looks like my current year capital loss will get added to my capital loss carry forward to hopefully be used up from proper bobo day trading gains in 2023 now that I finally feel like I am getting my emotions and revenge trading under control. I can't believe I started the year thinking I was gonna short sell 30 delta 0 DTE calls and not get utterly heemed. Guess what happened? I GOT HEEMED! But still in the game with my back against the wall.

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its going up because it went down so hard

>> No.51710218
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>That's a bummer, man.

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>> No.51710226

So does wash sale bs not apply if you do that?

>> No.51710230
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>the CIA blew up an international gas pipeline so people could still afford funko pops this christmas to save the economy
>stocks still dumping every other day

They really hate a commodity backed currency dont they?

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This. Just technical relief. Then it's back down as scheduled

>> No.51710235

I count crabbing as any change less than .5%
Anyone else know?

>> No.51710240


>> No.51710242

yom kipper doesn't start till the 4th and ends on the 5th. I really dont think any meaningful pump is going to come from that and if it does it will quickly fade just like yesterdays pump

>> No.51710253

Funko Pops are the new commodity.

>> No.51710255

After reading hundreds of KO Boomer's posts, I can conclude that this one is a fake. First of all, he doesn't use such hard language and degrades himself like that, secondly, filename. You are a nigger

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OPEC brothers...i have decided to cut production by 1 million barrels.... Mashallah

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Kek thanks for the info fren. I sold an ATM 7 dte call spread on QQQ yesterday when it was testing the 281 resistance on the 4H chart. Sorry, I'm just not buying it back okay? Unless there's pin risk lol.

>> No.51710268

this is my bull thesis.
bankers gonna blow these shorts out of the water tomorrow before the dump continues to midterms.
you didnt but short term puts, did you anon?

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Cool it with the antisemitism, goy

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Yep you got me. You can still tongue my anus though

>> No.51710293

Correct avoids the wash sale rules as well. But what I really am unsure of is how Schwab will even report the wash sales on the 1099B for options and does it even matter if you are cash to cash everyday? Because really you don't lose the loss on a wash sale, it just gets added to your cost basis of the repurchased shares/contracts. But if you sell those intraday too then are there any wash sales? Vs selling for a loss then rebuying and holding, my understanding was that wash sales were to prevent that later scenario. But I don't hold anything overnight so I think I just have a LARGE capital loss carry forward and those "wash sales" will come out in the "wash" so to speak.

>> No.51710305

fiscal policy is not running in tandem with jerome, raised rates without lowered spending means more printing long-term as debt rolls over

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so my eye is a lot better watching charts now. i looked at my watch list to trim and it had some decent new ones. two shorts that would have worked for 4 days.
also made some oc of a news stock. held pretty well when you consider what a brutal rape day today was.

>> No.51710323

i hope so otherwise im going to owe thousands even though i broke even for the year

>> No.51710330

The kikery runs deep

>> No.51710335

>Does anyone suspect that the market has been crashing lately in part because Chinese investors are pulling out?
>Pelosi visited Taiwan on Aug 22 and really pissed off china, her visit was announced a few days before and it directly coincides with the recent downturn
This is no doubt part of what's happening.
I also blame the increase in fentanyl zombies on pelosi, she pissed off china pretty bad and they probably renigged on their agreements from a few years back to curtail fentanyl export to us

>> No.51710386

I've only been investing for 10 years so markets only go up

>> No.51710387

As a schizo bobo who was smoking way too much weed and has some impressive losses on my incoming 1099B this year, I can say I have capitulated to a 14-18 DTE long calls/puts intraday martingale scalp trade strategy which has really helped me limit my exposure. I was basically trying to do the same thing with short calls and puts because I liked the idea of having time decay on my side, which makes sense sort of if playing with 0 DTEs, but playing the day of expiry has other implications I have since become aware of and no longer play as a result. But man I love this game. I sort of think spreads are a waste too, Mr. Natenberg wants you long and short both options and varying underlying futures positions all as a part of 1 trade. I can only imagine what the CME was charging for commission costs when he wrote that book.

>> No.51710398

kek. Just more fear porn to make the goyim afraid and angry so they put pressure on the FED to lower interest rates

>> No.51710421
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How are all my fellow long term investors doing? You aren't bothered by all this red nonsense because you're just continuously throwing a bit of every paycheck in and holding for years, right anon? You haven't sold and actually lost money have you, right anon?


>> No.51710428

Im still trying to figure out what semiconductors getting ass raped has to do with this.
What are these politicians investing in right now in this market?

>> No.51710437

No to all those questions

>> No.51710444

There's more than one way to skin your pictel

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futes.... rippin.

thanks for the short covering pump bobo

>> No.51710461

You should get your losses if you are not holding the securities in question any more. Now the real goal is to stay break even or better for Q4 so you can actually use those losses against current year gains vs getting your capital loss limited to $3000 on the tax return and then the rest gets carried over to offset future gains or be used $3000 per year until it's gone. My dad was so fucking mad at his Jew for selling stocks with a built in loss b4 he died and as a result his $100k capital loss never got used. Miss ya dad

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I have no choice but to hold onto this like my life depends on it since I'm a neet with no work experience and live off of this. I can only hope this turns around in the next 5-6 months before I go completely broke.

>> No.51710466

The FED is going to go full retard and pivot. Despite the FED quiet literally saying there will be no Pivot until inflation comes down. Then the Bulls try to claim inflation peaking is the same only to get interrupted by the FED looking at them like total retards as they explain just because inflation peaked doesn't mean it is coming down to reasonable levels.

>> No.51710481

what are you doing

>> No.51710496

>expect to see peak rates in March
>the fed, yesterday, after the boe turned printers back on

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I am so conflicted on what to do. Calls or puts tomorrow?

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That's a risky amount to be neeting on. Godspeed fellow Charles Schwab enjoyer

>> No.51710510

They also don’t make any money which means they need to borrow from banks at very high interest rates to stay solvent

>> No.51710512



>> No.51710516

>not buying SQQQ instead
already up 20%

>> No.51710520

It's not really a matter of stopping it's more like not doing anything at all. I have no meaningful skill sets I could use to get a decent job outside of a shitty degree with a shitty meme major I did.

mutual funds

>> No.51710521

The Fed will pivot. But that doesn't mean we will see ATH like 2021.... They will also be forced to pivot which means stocks will probably drop another 20%..

>> No.51710528

I let the charts make the decision for me

>> No.51710541

My brother in christ that's like 12 full years of expenses at around $1000/month I feel like you're going to be fine as long as you don't go full retard and actually just sit around with your thumb up your ass for a decade

How the fuck is that a "risky amount"?

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Oh mannnnnn hahahaha i almost feel bad for you....

>> No.51710556

Well sir at your current rate you have less than 3 years remaining b4 it's $0

>> No.51710573

Debunked. They are making profit now.

>> No.51710578


Just be a NEET living in your mom's basement and sleep for two years, when you wake up you'll see those grands on the moon.

>> No.51710579

I haven't mentioned how much money I have?

>> No.51710581

Yeah I try to live within my means and spend frugally and not just spend retarded amounts of money on stupid shit. It's the monthly bills really that concern me long term. But I should be ok if I dont fuck anything up.

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But for real best of luck anon. WAGMI

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bros i really get the feeling like none of this shit is going to matter in mere days

>> No.51710594

2021 top was secular. Not to be seen again for 10 years

>> No.51710600

I posted in a thread or two back. I think I'm down about $60k right now.

I'm hoping to be green by next summer, although I expect my cannabis stocks to be bankrupt by then.

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>How the fuck is that a "risky amount"?
how much does it cost you to live per month? housing, food, utilities, insurance, etc.

>> No.51710608

Just get any job.

>> No.51710611
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What do the charts say

>> No.51710620

Which monthly bills? How much are you paying for utilities and groceries and other extraneous stuff?

Thanks anon I hope so

Why not get out of stocks that you actually expect to go bankrupt and just put it in something like UPRO?

About $1000/month because I'm not retarded. Don't tell me you're giving The Man more than that, anon?

>> No.51710621


No retard, just wait until trump came back and MAGA

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>I'm a neet with no work experience and live off of this.
>Shows a Charles Schwab screen shot with total portfolio value of $143k
>I haven't mentioned how much money I have?
Correct you failed to mention the cash under the mattress. You'll be aight nigga, you tough right?

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There are people in this thread right now that are not holding 49.84 Jan 20th calls for EQNR

>> No.51710641

>About $1000/month because I'm not retarded.
would love to see how that breaks down. i spend over double per month on avg

>> No.51710652

What job outside of the most bottom of the barrel soul crushing ones even hires someone with no work experience and a pristine blank white sheet for a resume?

Rent which is 950 a month and around 120-140 on groceries I only go for once a month. Then I have health insurance which is like another 480 but I am thinking of just not paying that next month to save a little more and hope there is a cheaper option this nonmember.

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So you're just blindly holding mutual funds like a retard? Nigga you could sell right now and make a killing selling cash secured puts on NVDA or something like it. Sell one or two and if it goes down, wait a bit and sell another put. We're getting close to a bottom on the /NQ monthly chart anyways. With that net liq you could gradually do at least 10 and accumulate 1000 shares.

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Any TD Ameritrade bros here? They closed my account because I withdrew everything last year. I'm going to open a new account soon, but I am not going to buy anything until april 2023.
Can I just leave funds in my account without buying any stocks?

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I just got powerback from the Hurricane. What wild past few days.

What did I miss in the market?

>> No.51710665


How many calls do you have?

>> No.51710668

Big Ace Combat vibes, I don’t think our economy could handle drone swarms and rail guns

>> No.51710670

i already lost my yearly allotment of EQNR, tranime poster, because germany mysteriously filled their reserves 2 months early despite no increased deliveries
haha really makes you think

>> No.51710671

The entire cannabis sector in Canada is down 80-90% from ATH. If this industry is ever going to succeed (which I think it will), now is probably actually the time to buy. There's almost zero volume on the market for my stock and at last sale price my shares are only worth about $700. I'd rather just leave it on the odd chance that the company is able to renew its credit facilities and share price sees a rebound.

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Oh you know things and such

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I am starting to accumulate by buying 10 every 2 weeks until they hit .50

>> No.51710684

You know, I was reading up on that Apple higher up who got whacked for the Tik Tok video, can you even imagine what that must be like?
>Work for company for over two decades
>Be key to the success of many projects, bust your ass hard
>Chilling at a car show, some kid comes up and starts asking questions about your life
>Make a dumb reference to an old movie
>Gets caught on a phone you probably helped make
>Younger employees who may not have been born when you started working get butt hurt
>You get smoked because of it, two decades of career up in flames
>Most likely going to be an industry pariah due to how high profile it was
Whoever can still take corporate ladder climbing seriously in this culture must have brain damage

>> No.51710699

To be honest, you are banking on consolidation and M&A activity within the industry without bankruptcies.

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Pfffttt hahahahaha

>> No.51710707

i hate the politics of marijuana.
democrats use legalization to lure in idiots to vote for them, meanwhile some Red States want you to do hard time for possession.
When they legalized it here, the state only gave out a certain amount of licenses and most ended up with politicians families. kek

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Why is oil crashing?

>> No.51710714

They'll gladly let you deposit money into a new account.
>Shakey's Pizza
Indescribably based

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EQNR was such bullshit, really would have been an incredible play until we found out that European power companies were getting margin called because they were shorting their own commodities.
Remember that? Can you fucken believe that shit?
Now everyone is scared to buy in now that they started nationalizing multiple companies. And when they did they greatly underpaid investors.

Europe is uninvestible. EQNR will likely have record breaking profits and may even take over as the new largest supplier of energy in Europe, but it also might be nationalized or it might go bankrupt because of its margin calls (they're the one who gave the first warnings about it in a press release).

Summary, you cannot invest in Europe.

>> No.51710721

To give you better opportunities to buy in.

>> No.51710724

Why do you have no work experience? How have you made it this far without ever having to even incorporate something or work with somebody else at all?

>> No.51710728

He is probably laughing while signing his insane severance package. His Apple stock and options will keep him comfy for life

>> No.51710730

because the polar bears went extinct

>> No.51710731

because im a neet living off of my mutual funds

>> No.51710733

Aussie here, just sold my shares, get out of this piece of shit rigged market, our market is suffering because piece of shit dow jones crashing every second day

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bros.. my retirement savings..

>> No.51710739

Looks like a standard delta wing fighter. The wingtips are weird though

>> No.51710740

Look at the IDs man you're talking about two different people

I split expenses with my gf but of course this could be done with a roommate

$680 on rent
~$200 on groceries (this has fluctuated pretty heavily of course but it's usually like $50 per week if there's not some stupid shit like a "butter shortage" and suddenly a pound costs $8)
~$75 on gas
The other ~$45 goes to health insurance and Amazon Prime and other random shit

My car is a 2004 Ford Escape that has been fairly well maintained so it's paid off, and my job is right down the road so I don't use a lot of gas. Of course this is living bare minimum style and sometimes I spend extra money on clothes or a concert or whatever. What are you spending double that on??

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I used to be fine with legalization until I started smelling it everywhere I went. Can't even go kayaking without some bums doing it on the river or a nearby island.
So now I'm for maximum sentencing.

>> No.51710746

Europe has always been impossible to judge on this kind of shit. You just gotta stick with it until you lose everything friend :)

>> No.51710747

I wonder if Bill gates sold his Tesla shorts..

>> No.51710748

becaise its the most manipulated commodity out there and we are approaching elections in the US and the hurricane was a nothingburger despite some news outlets still trying their best to hype it up

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Post the 5Y chart

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>Boggleheads in shambles

>> No.51710765

>Not even a week has gone by
Why even keep posting this? It makes you look really retarded

>> No.51710772

>2004 Ford Escape
thats the most (only) impressive part of your post how the fk you keep a ford alive for almost 20 years

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>> No.51710790

To solicit this exact seething response obviously

>> No.51710796

You don't drive it like a buffoon and you take it in for regular maintenance at a Ford dealership so some redneck doesn't install your power steering pump incorrectly

>> No.51710805

Have other people been investing it for you? Can you sue someone? You’re just fucked man, inventory your time and figure out what positions you can bullshit

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Wanna hold Mommys hand, anon?

>> No.51710815

Must make u feel big and strong to shit up the thread every day :)

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>> No.51710836

>What are you spending double that on??
when you're not getting health benefits from your employer and want health insurance, you pay a lot more than $45/mo. what about internet, cell phone, car insurance/maint? i'm guessing you spend more than you claim. i spent a grand on a drone for a camping trip this past weekend lol.

>> No.51710852

I just read something that said the Fed is trying to get the 2 year treasury above Core PCE. Core pce is currently 4.6, and the 2yr is at 4.2.

We get a reading tomorrow

>> No.51710867

anon i just though of a job you can do with no work experience and a few thousand dollars. you can get a cdl and drive semi. after youve done that for a year or two you can get a comfy job moving trailers around in a lot at some distribution center if you dont like being on the road. and despite the reputation as long as you pay for your own cdl so you arent obligated to work for a shit company you can decide what hauls you'll do if you are on good terms with your dispatcher so you can be as free or busy as you like. Trucking is really comfy when its not shitty team driving where another dude lives in the cabin with you and shit.

>> No.51710874

that's pizza hut, zoomer

>> No.51710885

My last month's total expenses were almost exactly 1k. So I can believe that other anon

>> No.51710896

Dow jones estimates for today?
Crab day?

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>he hasn't looked at the pasts yet

>> No.51710937

yeah mine are about 1k a month too, its a reasonable amount if you dont have a mortgage on your home

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Piece of shit rigged dow jones. Font know why it feels the need to crash every second day, jesus christ, nothing even happened. I can understand a crash on the bad cpi day but this is ridiculous every second day. And it's fucking up my aussie market here, so I sold this rigged shit

>> No.51710961

What?? My Obamacare plan is like $14/month and is all I need. Do you need some sort of specific healthcare or something? Also you're right I totally forgot a couple things:

~$50 for electrical
$35 for internet

I just set the number in my mind as "around $1000 a month" so I can budget at least that much. Also, because I don't actually spend the whole $200 on groceries or $75 on gas or $50 for electrical, the total is within $100 of $1000 either way almost every month.

>> No.51710972

Be clear in what you mean, you superstition bullshit?

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I've never been inside a pizza hut like that. The only chain pizza places I've been do have just been those dinky take out stations. That interior looked shakey to me.

>> No.51710995

>he STILL doesn't understand leveraged etfs
Ngmi. You'll see when soxl goes to 0.05 dollars a share then does a reverse split and all of a sudden you're fucked. See jnug

>> No.51710997

The market already closed for the day. /smg/ is American timezone frame of reference only, by Hiroshimoot's decree.

>> No.51710999

don't question the free market, goy

>> No.51711009

Idk but I need it to pooomp tomorrow or I will get heemed like a retard

>> No.51711010

what do you eat with that 200 dollars anon?
Im thinking about tightening the belt and starting to DCA into sp500 and sit on it for another 20-30 years.

>> No.51711016

The board should limit posting after 8 EST so jannies can stop running up the hours on payroll desu

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Give me your opinions and hot takes on where the stock market is going for the next 3 months, and what your reasoning is.

>> No.51711026

>UPRO down 50%
>TMF down 65%

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>futas cross into red

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Don't worry. As long as they stay flat, that's good

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it is over

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>> No.51711061

whats the consensus on the time cutoff for futures to determine status?

>> No.51711069

here we go!

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You should move to a small town, where the rule of law still exists. You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is the land of wolves now.

>> No.51711082

No, I don't think I will.

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Reminder that /biz/ is /pol/'s finance board and that biden voters and trannies aren't allowed.

>> No.51711125

any rando can do that, and a lot of people have been doing that since before the 2000s. it won't disappear until the internet itself dies.

>> No.51711133

The bear catalyst is the Fed has a spine. The bull catalyst is that the Fed does not. So its basically 50/50 when you have a Boomer in charge.
Market go up
Market go down
Market crabs for 5 years
Edit: Damn didn't expect to get dubs. Sorry bros.

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>> No.51711147

Thanks for saving my puts

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Oopsie poopsie

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>the futas

>> No.51711171

A lot of broccoli, rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, asparagus, squash, zucchini, eggplant, yogurt, black/kidney/pinto beans, any good fish that's a good deal, eggs, the occasional pack of bacon, chicken thighs, pork chops, pork tenderloin, etc etc. I usually just pick a few of those things and load up every 7 to 10 days. Cooking for yourself is so much cheaper and you can make it taste as good as you want.

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>> No.51711182

Based I didn't know someone made a webm of this

>> No.51711189


just give me one pump and say nothing dont fuck me bitch

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>the closeup of the adams apple

>> No.51711210

I’ve based it off of when aftermarket ends and before premarket begins so that’s between 8:00 pm est and 4:00 am est

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>roiding for this

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>> No.51711278
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Allah will bless you as surely as a sword cuts a Jew.

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>between 8:00 pm est and 4:00 am est

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I couldnt help but notice the futures anons
It seems awfully comfy

>> No.51711330

A big stinky

>> No.51711358

Someone convince me to wait until the next inflation report to get back in the market and not go short tomorrow

>> No.51711361

There is no stock market, they're are individual stocks and maybe some sectors

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>Vix has it's own vix


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>> No.51711407

if you missed spy's bounce off the 200 dma in August, you are just chasing at this point.

>> No.51711443

I didn't, I closed my short today.

>> No.51711447

remember that time the federal reserve got hacked in 2013

>> No.51711461

market is at same place it was 3 months ago, why do you guy think this is oversold

>> No.51711473

Cause they can't cope with the fact we're actually nowhere near the bottom of the channel

>> No.51711476

Carcinization is more than just a meme, it's a rule of nature

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Time for some hot tea while mumus and boomers burn

>> No.51711489

so what?

>> No.51711490

no i dont remember tell me the story gramps

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I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore bros

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chinese have been fading(with size) nancy pelosi's portfolio after her visit to taiwan

worst is on its way

>> No.51711540

agreed. the bottom is much lower, at least 35% below current levels.
we should reach it in another 3 months

>> No.51711556

the facts dont lie: >>51709587

>> No.51711558

market will hit a short term bottom when aapl goes sub 136

>> No.51711561

I got a freelancing contract so I'll have more stonks money in a week or two.

>> No.51711570

The SPY is 30 dollars away from pre covid levels.
It could fall all the way to covid bottom of like 240.

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Time for the ceremony.

>> No.51711584

unless we have some crazy fucking event I don't think we're going under $300

>> No.51711600

trump was friggin great for my stock portfolio.
the only thing i have thats going to die sooner than bidens aged ass is my retirement account

>> No.51711601

not happening

>> No.51711604

>americans sabotage not one but 2 russian pipelines
>then proceed to spread FUD about "drones" and shit

>> No.51711613

Panic selling by pension funds to raise cash to meet swap obligations. Inverted yield curve fucking them. I’m buying TSLA $100p for January. Piece of shit is going to double digits.

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>> No.51711670

lol, when Biden was elected I switched to fossil fuel companies. The writing really was on the wall.

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Oh wow I can't remember the last time I saw futures fall a full % in under 5 minutes like it just did. Not lookin' good bros.

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Anyone wanna play catch?

>> No.51711715
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Feels good being a bear.

>> No.51711730

They literally said the same shit last year. Glad I dumped their stock as soon as I could. What a garbage company.

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a real bear ass nigga plays his cards right

>> No.51711734

I was just given some financial advice, to study the 1970 to 1980 period. Do with that what you will. Seems Blackrock published a article back in nov 31 2021 talking about it. They seem to playdown the idea back then. Idk now... interesting read. https://www.blackrock.com/us/individual/insights/comparing-todays-markets-with-the-1970s

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is it true that the UK is going to stop paper money entirely? what the fuck.


>> No.51711790

As in, literal paper. They've swapped to polymer bills.

>> No.51711793

they are getting replaced with plastic bills

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Yup, they're going back to a barter system.

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>> No.51711852

Made me look

>> No.51711853

Weren't we green yesterday and red futures last night so we were supposed to be green today? That shit obviously didn't work for shit today

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>> No.51711883

it says 97% right on the image

>> No.51711893

when we say 97% accurate, we mean this in XCOM terms

>> No.51711896

I got that song stuck in your head this morning, didn't I?

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Your wrong, it was crab yesterday during the market

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>> No.51711929

We shot up 2% yesterday foo

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Bruh ong aint fuccin wit nunna deez mumu niggaz bruh. Frfr no cap finna buss out da draco on deez niggaz n push da NASDAQ 2 9000

>> No.51712643

What if they beat earnings