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Baked edition
I can't wait to have a daughter
>>51707817MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSS
>he baked
Did we win today?
>>51707801>This bitch had an aneurysm and lost half of her brain from overacting like a retard and working on a show that ended up crateringWas it worth it, Dany?
all indicators point to this being the bottom, they're just shaking out the retail to make them sell with these big downward swings
Have fun today my wittle munutard?>i found the micron call
>>51707910My puts say thank you
STOP BAKING BEFORE WE'RE ON PAGE 10STOP BAKING BEFORE WE'VE EVEN HIT BUMP LIMITyou will get no pay this month >>51707801
>>51707910>all indicators point to this being the bottomAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Any swing trade chads here?I made some quick profits with AVCT and APRNAnything else worth looking at?
Anyone else shorting nasdaq? It seems like a pretty safe short, I'm just worried about interest cancelling out my profits.
>>51707943SPY, the ultimate shitcoin
>>51707943I lost my 2 month green streak day trading today. I fucking miss clicked and sold too early. Feels bad, but you win some you lose some.
>>51707910>all indicators point to this being the bottom
ASMB stock ladies!
>>51707949pretty much the only thing I've done for the past months but at x20 leverage like a tard
>Bogleheads keep screeching about international investing I DON'T FUCKING WANT TOTHERE ISN'T A SINGLE GOOD COUNTRY TO INVEST IN OUTSIDE OF AMERICA
>>51707957this
>>51707972Switzerland?
>>51707864I swear you guys will be talking about how SPY has a long way to go even if we get to $200
it's over
*inhales*hahahhahahHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I didnt close my oil short ... how fucked i am ?
>>51707993Didn't they do this already, or was it another big tech company? No one gave a shit then nor now
>>51707993This is quite meta...
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>51707963>That 5 year chartI'm good on that nigga
>>51708006he's not wrong
>>51707993Meta is shit, honestly hilarious that theyre trying to market that shit as some alternative to zoom or something.
the absolute bottom for spy is 190CHECK EM
>>51707957I usually trade lower mcap shitcoins and some uranium Maybe I should swing spy.How low do we "expect" it to go
>>51708033
>>51708013there was a wave of news about multiple fagmans slowing hiring and revoking offers, but the revoked offers turned out to be HR and similar parasites
Calls on DHL and UPS for holiday season? Good play?
>>51707985autisitc screeching aside I wonder if its worth it to invest at a country by country basis. I'd way rather hold sadi arabia india and switzerland than fucking everything
>>51707993It's honestly impressive how much Meta has fucked up. The Metaverse will end up as possibly the biggest blunder in the history of modern tech.
>>51708030same people said amazon was shit
Kikes are pulling the rug out as boomers die off knowing that millenials and younger are going to make perfect feudal slaves
>meta, googl and baba down>my penis upYeah im thinking buy.
>>51708038This makes most sense, they freeze hiring the useless eaters but they will always need the likes of engineers/infrastructure and so on
>GERMANY ANNOUNCES €200 BILLION RELIEF PLAN TO COMBAT INFLATION
>>51707993as someone that interviewed at facebook a few years ago I am so fucking happy they are dying, fuck everything about FAANG
>>51708006Holy fuck Democrats are fucking retards.
Is it too late to buy a 3x bear etf?
>>51708006Everyone get a load of this fucking goldfish of a doomposting faggot /pol/tard who thinks posting a screenshot of something someone said less than a fucking WEEK AGO means anything at all. God man this place has always been retarded but new levels have been reached with all these tourists.
>>51708006Reminder that you should only ever hold extended long term bonds. Anything else is just shooting yourself in the foot
>>51708059200billion more so migrants can stay in all the hotels?
>>51708006>Warning the following is a wild schizo theory. Rated M for Mature. What if the market algos aren't pricing in enough "future" because it knows the end is nigh. It's ALL already priced in afterall...
>>51708046explain what you think the metaverse is
>>51708043I'll get you started. France: L'OréalSwitzerland: Nestlé England: Rolls-Royce
>>51708072I thought i was smart buying one last year. But the market kept going up. So i capitulated and sold. Literally the next day the market began its decline, and i was stock with covered call positions that have put me -15% on the year. FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING NIGGER JEW FAGGOTS.
Yall niggas told me the market would stop shitting itself after shemitah ended
>>51708102Autistic trannies screeching at eachother as virtual catgirls in vrchat
>>51708073See ya tomorrow
>>51708075I've never owned a bond. Seems more like a separate savings account than anything else
>>51708102Virtual reality with a changed name by a lizard to milk a pipedream.
>>51708126Nonono. Non. Shemitah ending is simply the actual start of the crash/recession.
>>51708034>How low do we "expect" it to goDaily swing traders need not concern themselves with such trivial matters. It'll go where it goes and I will listen to the charts accordingly. I purposely don't start my morning workout until at least 9am so I miss opening bell. I don't like to trade the 1st or last hour. I GET HOOKED TOO MUCH during those hours specifically
>>51708126>>51708156Wrong "Qui"
>>51708052Millennial here in control of 50% of my dead boomer dad's portfolio. Can confirm.
>>51708155STOP DOXXING THE JANNIES ANON THEY WORK HARD FOR US
>>51708073Holy shit cringe
>No linkskill yourself faggot
>>51708186>>51708138Another thread full of idiot doomposter faggots who have literally nothing to say of value when their bullshit is confronted. Cannot fucking wait for you idiots to go back to /pol/.
>>51708049Amazon had a product. Meta has nothing. Nothing NOTHING THEY HAVE NOTHING BUT DEBT THEY ARE LITERALLY MYSPACE.COMAnyone who thinks Facebook is worth more than 10$ is gonna get ass blasted10$ by January
fuck the kike casino
>>51708189Oh no, the links I’ve never used
>>51708059>battling inflation by spending more and creating even more debtin what way could this ever help?
>>51708049amazon was shit...remember it was an online book store originally.
>>51708210What about Twitter?
>>51708210You don't think meta will be the IRL sword art online company and NVDA will be the real life Westworld company?>THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS
>>51708201Heres the thing, faggot. I dont doo. Post just a bobo leading into a bear market. Once your pedo president is a lame duck after midterms then ill start to doom post and get every fucking boomer on here, facebook and nu/pol/ to cash out their 401k and help burn your shit to the ground.
>>51708240Smae shit. I'm gonna be real with you dude cause you're invested in it, the only reason you buy tech companies like Twitter, root, Facebook whatever is for when they get AQUIRED you never buy them at the top of a fucking bubble and this bubble has been here for a while. It's all coming down now and alot of these social media names are gonna fade into obscurityNo different than the dotcom bubble
>>51708201Ok I went to /pol/ and said nigger now I'm back. Nigger.
hold me brothers. i have been beheemed
Bros I'm not having fun this month.....
>>51708290Welcome to the NFL, rookie.
>>51708133not even thatthe metaverse won't even give you the ability to be a virtual catgirlliterally worthless
>>51708299NEVER FILELOSSES
>>51708210People still saying that Meta has no product as so infinitely retarded that it's kind of sad. Yeah and Tesla is just a car company bloobloobloo. You still haven't accepted that Meta and the other social media platforms are data farms?? Seriously? You don't understand how much money there is in scraping all kinds of information from billions of people 24/7? No one can help you if you're that stupid>>51708258>Once your pedo presidentMan it is so stupid the way you faggots try to discredit people by saying they're leftists or some shit. It's like you can't imagine a world that doesn't operate within your idiotic little team game. Fuck me you're so fucking dumb.
>>51708049>a 20 year old message board built on 0% interest trying re-monetize with a VR game that has to run on its 2012 hardware is like the the company that replaced retailCan you believe some people also said 3D TV was shit?
>>51708315Based no losses Q4 2022
>>51708267I don’t own it
>>51708319Lol, lmao even. Get fucked regressive retard.
>>51708201>waaah the world isn't a happy place full of hugs, tell me everything will be ok!grow up
>>51708320>Social media platforms aren't data farms>There isn't essentially infinite money in data farmingHahahahahaha ANOTHER ONE hahahahahahaha
>>51708320I own a 3D capable TV...
>>51708319Name a data farm that is actually making money on the market
>>51708332I like this one
>>51708342>>51708341Lol what are you even trying to fucking say! Hahahaha!
Is it possible SPY hits 370 tomorrow or TSLA 275? Looking for a 10 bagger 0dte play
Would it be dumb to buy OTM SPY put?
>>51708353>Apple>Google>Meta>AmazonLiterally all encompassing. Damn you idiots are actually this stupid huh
>>51707801where is my copypasta you sick fuck, i NEED it
I've been traveling cross country all week for work, have barely been keeping up with le market (cash gang for a few months), what's going on with Europe and are there any absolute bargains over yonder to toss a cheeky $500 at?
>>51708389>what's going on with EuropePutin is spreading their cheeks and packing in fudge.
>>51708383About meta im a baggie here and while i like the value, the problem is they are investing in a objectively not profitable business model (yet) that being VR.
>>51708363You are litteraly making fun of me for making fun of a man that called 81 million Americans fascists. Anon, im not the one you need to worry about.
>>51708147>he doesn't know the dark side of security investing
>>51707817And fuck her?
>>51708383Google is an exception they are THE data farming company and they obviously have far greater reach than FacebookYour other examples are fucking retarded and you need to go see a doctor for the brain damage you received when you were a child.
>>51708365I've found that just about aything is possible in this schizo market
>>51708405I just don't even fucking understand how you've managed to bring Trump or Biden into this. Please, please, please for fuck's sake just go back to the board meant for ignorant political trash
>>51708413That's all a daughter is good for otherwise you're raising an expensive onahole
>>51708438You bore me. Its people like you that kill nations. Die in your sleep, faggot.
>>51708438why do you type like a girl?
>>51708438Why do you type like a fucking faggot?
>>51708411Apparently not. I don't have a huge amount of money to protect so I've never looked into them. Any useful qrd you can give me besides that pic?
>>51708424Hahahahahahaha!! Oh FUCK oh my god you people legitimately don't understand the extent to which Apple, Amazon and Meta are harvesting and selling user data to anyone who wants to buy it. Man. They have facilities on US government property and you still don't get it.
>>51708438It's obvious the wall-street KIKES are crashing the market to punish the goyem for not sucking israel's asshole the way trump did.
>>51708311that's why he said vrchat anon
219 sp500 earnings x 16.5 forward pe ratioIf we crab lower it'll be because earnings revisions. We could hit 3400 be careful
>>51708490vrchat got effectively shut down and will probably be shuttered here soon enough
>>51708456>>51708457>>51708467Yeah amazing, again nothing of value being said when someone actually addresses your stupid bullshit. Why not just go back to /pol/? Why shit up the thread about the fucking stock market every day??
>>51708475Idk what you're arguing about. I completely lost track of this what are you trying to say exactly because your schizophrenia is getting in the way of a cohesive statement.
do not come. do not come.
>This is hard to do as a public company, as purging fake users will make our numbers look terrible, so restructuring should be done as a private company.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAGAHAH
>>51708498Are you swedish? Why do you type so effeminately?
>>51708501i'm coming
>>51708497the sad truth is that that's not true and vrchat is still the cesspool, but now with kids
https://www.retaildive.com/news/halloween-spending-surpasses-2021-levels/632229/>Halloween spending to surpass 2021 levels: NRF>The NRF predicts that consumers will spend $10.6 billion on Halloween this year, up from $10.1 billion last year.>Spending on costumes, decorations and candy is expected to reach record levels. Costumes will make up the largest category of spending, with kids and adult costumes projected to hit $2.9 billion, the highest total since 2017. Pet spending is also expected to surpass 2021’s record high sales, hitting $710 million.>This year’s Halloween could more closely resemble those that occurred before the COVID-19 pandemic, with participation in the holiday finally surpassing 2019 levels.>some brands have had to get ready to keep up with consumer demand... in preparation for the higher demand anticipated this Halloween and holiday season$10.6 billion spent on Halloween>market cap of party city = $180 million = 1.7% of $10.6 billion buy PRTY here $1.60 they report earnings ~November 8very good pot odds debt is not due until 2026currently trading below book value of assets, let alone with the halloween season
>>51708517didnt they implement a draconian anticheat that completely sanitized the placeit's dead or dying
>News update anon is goneC'est vraiment finit...
>>51708506Only 1 million Americans (not including foreigners) use some form of social media. 1 MILLION. The rest of the world I wager about another 2 million. There's 345million people in America. How could anyone think investing in social media would be a good idea.
>>51708499Not my problem you don't understand how to hold a conversation. You can even click the ID and it will highlight all the other posts - that tip is for free because I know you might be a little thick >>51708511Why is this the new retarded ad hominem? Actually really sad that you resort to such bullshit
>>51708517
>>51708515https://youtu.be/MipdPanyUbk
>>51707972Jack Bogle even said you didn't need to do that. But listen we could have 10 years of shitty US returns, there are periods that happens. A little bit of diversification isn't bad, especially when it markets are extremely cheap in comparison
>>51708518Lmao I'll do that but it looks a bit wonky right now
>>51708532Okay this HAS to be fucking bait, I refuse to believe that people are so dumb
>>51708523there was some anticheat, but the degeneracy still exists all over, can't stop sex avatars
>>51708532See this>https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/fact-sheet/social-media/Then come back.
>>51708473well the image becomes a meme about halfway through. The QRD is that Bonds are the opposite of stocks. They go up when stocks go down and vice versa. They are meant to "balance" your portfolio so everything doesn't tank at once.Now the important part is that the longer the bond the extreme the swing. Both ways too. If stocks go up, your long term bonds will go down. But if stocks go down, your long term bonds will go way higher. sadly boomers and bogleheads like to go for short term just to keep everything stable, when in reality the proper thing is to go as long term as you can to help counteract your stocks. Pic related is just long, doesn't even show how dramatic extended duration is >>51708075
>BLOCKCHAIN TWITTER WHERE YOU PAYI CAN'T THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>51708539Because the way you type makes you stick out like a sore thumb. I can recognize your posting style even without the id's I know you have been posting here all day in multiple threads now.
>>51708518>Bought nice spiffy new clothes for my costume that I can wear regularly instead of a polyester outfit that I'll toss in the trash on November 1stHaha, I escape your data
>>51708540They had to include the pedo symbol in that video.
>>51708532>Only 1 million Americans (not including foreigners) use some form of social media.bull shit, california is like 39 million and id bet good monies a large fraction are dilating it up on social media
>>51708523funny thing is anticheat only really works for mods and newb hackers. The kind of hackers you want to get rid of are going to get around it. The goal with anticheat is to feign security while removing cosmetic mods so the devs can make the cosmetics themselves to sell
>>51708532True. SHORT META NOW
>>51708566Man you're such a savvy internet sleuth! Really done your homework huh lil guy? Be a shame if you actually put that effort towards something like not being a retarded faggot doomposter but hey I guess you're getting there
>>51708558Thanks for proving my point>>51708539Facebook will be 10$ by January (maybe 50$) other names will be completely gone. Enjoy losing your money boomboom
>>51708498Ahhhh, you are european. Got it. No need to talk politics with fucking retards. Enjoy the winter!
>>51708602 Your point?Its literally saying 70-80% of americans use social mediaAre you brain dead?
>>51707910winter is comingwinter in eu
TWITTER ADMITTING IN OPEN COURT THAT THEIR NIMBERS ARE EXTREMELY INFLATED.SHAREHOLDER AND ADVERTISER SUITS IMMINENT.HAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHA.FELINE MUSKY WELL PLAYED YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO.
>>51708614Believe what you want ladEnjoy losing your money :)
>>51708627No one cares about twitter.Only musktards
>>51708542I saw this on /gif/ a while ago, made me laugh. Thank you for making me laugh again.
I didnt close my oil short .. how fucked i am ?
>>51708473Here's another example >>51708548I'd rather just go for extended duration bonds then. If the US crabs then they still perform and they have always out performed international
>>51708630Ok?
>yom is tomorrow not tuesdayI'm fucked tomorrow
>>51708651:)
>>51708637I find the saga interesting
Anyone actually need the links ? I've never baked a thread with links
>>51708560Thanks
>>51707327This. Still occasional empty shelves in the store. Random stuff too or the excuses from multipacks where some flavors have less. At that point I may as well buy a big single bag of chips assuming they even have it available or assuming I even want to dump $5+ on a single bag of non family sized chips that used to go for 1.99 to 2.49, 1.5 years agoUnironically regret not keeping track of true food cost inflation. Was keeping track until I somehow accidentally deleted a lot of photos I took from my phone.
>>51708677Not really, it just makes us seem more legitimate or something
>>51708677the links are not for people who post here, really they are to prevent people from posting herethe links are for newfags, so they have a place to start - they can read everything in it, so they don't shit up the thread asking the same questions over and over since /smg/ gets so many posts per minute it shows up on the front page of 4chan in the popular section, so we get a ton of tourists from other boards the links help the touriststhey are not there to help you
>>51707993>$136Ahahahahahah called it overvalues at $300. Called it overvalued at $200. Its nothing more than an ad service that can go caput overnight because the majority move to a new social media site. At least Myspace Tom exited well and respectably, all Zucker did was look like a weasel trying to push globohomo agendas. Still wont touch it at $100, overvalued!
>>51708651Pretty sad how fucking stupid these faggots are, isn't it? It's such low level shit that I almost want to write it off to bots but I've seen enough to know that people really are that ignorant >>51708679Two and a half years into this shit and you idiots STILL accept "supply chain issues" as the reason. Explain to me how, for example, the Czech Republic still has a functional supply chain to get avocados from Peru, while in the US there's somehow an issue getting them from California to the east coast. Or even getting eggs and pork shipped from within a single state. "Supply chain issues" does not satisfy Occam's razor in this case.
>>51708643I bought OTM BOIL calls today… seems like it is about to bounce, but I have shit luck so you’re probably good
>>51708718i still remember the slurpers that came out after the first earnings drop.
>>51708642What tool is that?
Goodnight China and shoes.
>>51708475Okay, I'm in. But only because I want to fuck high end virtual escorts in the metaverse once it becomes fully immersive. What's the bottom for META in your opinion? I would guess 120.
>>51708756portfolio visualizer its great
omg look at futures...
>>51708741I don't think the Czech Republic has any regions anywhere near as fucked up as California. But yeah it's ridiculous
>>51707801So, why is everyone shitting their pants again today?
im done gambling, from now on i will only buy stocks at a reasonable valuation or discount and hold long term.
We've had like 4 straight red weeks wtf
>>51708539piss off, whore.
>>51708807AAPL and Ch*na.
>>51708807no one is losing their job and that's bearish
>>51708807We're honoring the most popular President in US history
>>51708807Becuase we ate too much yesterday
>>51708807Too many people are still employed as well*
any other schwab users having login problems? i can't in
>>51708815green soon
>>51708815fake news
>>51708059Good pozzed country needs to fail. How do I buy puts on them and UK as well?
>>51708810What you get burned on today fren?
>>51708527Double his salary, do whatever it takes. He's too important to be left alive
>>51708718That can't possibly happen, chud. I'm told that data farming is infinite money. I'm not sure how that works given the collapse in ad spending but I'm sure it's transitory and a good thing.
>>51708102Facebook just renamed nothing else
>>51708843Klaus just let me login to his ass if you know what I mean
Why is tsla so low today compared to other shit? Is there some report coming out tomorrow or what?
Is GUSH a buy ? Should I sell my MARA for it
>>51708868fngu hurt me
>>51708928I'm tempted to buy puts on drip just since it's cheaper
>>51708804California is just an example, mainly the point is that a wonked out country in Central Europe can manage to keep up functional trade with a wonked out country across the ocean while we're supposed to just believe at face value that the richest country on earth can't manage to keep up supply chains within its own borders. It's so nonsensical. >>51708817Aww no hard feelings chum :)>>51708883Hahahahahaha this absolute idiot thinks they're mining the data for ADVERTISEMENTS HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51708916Tesla is at like... 98 PEIts a miracle it has not crashed 80% down.
>>51708102Zuckerborg autistically trying to combine Facebook with his occulus rift purchase
>>51708843It's not a "problem". You WILL own nothing.
>FUTURES
>>51707801I got heemed.
>>51708843what error msg u getting?if it says something like "service temporarily unavailable" u gotta try a diff browser. otherwise if it just says to call them, chances are you tried too many times and it locked you out as a security measure
Look at meta finantials and tell me its a dead company.
>they can't help themselves they just keep slurping
>>51708201Cope tranny biden voter
>>51709002i can't even get the prompt for login verification to show up
>>51708969"Your shares have been confiscated by the self appointed stakeholders committee of the new world order, for the benefit of all. The global governance board and president Klaus Schwab will use the proceeds to create a more just, inclusive, equitable world. We have replaced your shares with 4500 digital bug credits, that expire every Friday, so don't forget to spend them, pkeb"
Relaxing day. I don't understand this panic "ah we're fucked!",etc. Long as you don't need the money like next week for ex and invest in non penny shat hell you should instead be jumping for joy; your getting to bag more shares cheap as hell. I did today as mater of fact. Also rolled more into my emergency fund (pays out 2.15% now)
Reminder that /biz/ is /pol/
PLTR is going up 10% tomorrow, do what you will with that information. They've won about a 1/2 billion in government contracts in the past 24 hours.t. bagholder
>futures
>>51709008Dead cat bounce
>>51709059I bought a bunch of calls last week
>>51709020Such a fucking weird ad hominem, since me saying I didn't vote for Biden and never would and think he's an awful president will make no difference. It's just such a juvenile way of avoiding the actual conversation - you know you should be 18+ to post here right?
Becky stock Etsy is what a real value stock looks like52w low 67Current price 101Profitable - yesPays for growth with profit - yesOngoing costs - very lowExpanding into new markets - aggressive acquisitions at stock highsNo inventory, low % take of transaction compared to others, huge mindshare advantage, clean network effects, reliable consumer BeckiesIntcels are braindead
PULTER is going up 10% tomorrow, do what you will with that information. They've won about a 1/2 billion in government contracts in the past 24 hours.t. bagholder
did someone say PLTR down???
>>51709071>>/lgbt/
>>51708969I like this one
PUTIN down?
im glad about the eod pumperino since i missed the bobo play today...
>>51709046You too, will own nothing, government minion got, when it is all said and done. That is, if you live long enough to see the great reset come to completion.
greg going schizo again with a 17 minute video
>>51709055It shouldn't be that way. Get them the fuck out of here so we can actually talk about stocks again.>>51709088Ohhh another non-reply, nice move! 10 points!
>>51709063bobo is finished
>futas
>>51708827
Red day, green futures....... you know what that means
>>51709112Jesus christ what is up your ass besides men's penises? You're the same dude who always comes into these threads and has complete meltdowns. It's embarrassing.
>>51708411Back in my days we just called "high yield" bonds junk bonds.>Captcha
>>51709072Kek I remember when this was sub 40 a share.. I also said way back that it'd eventually hit 500 per. They thought I was crazy. Well it did hit 300 so I was close thanks to covid.
>>51709129Noice
is it time to pump tomorrow???
Reminder that bear markets require a week down more than 10% before bottoming
>>51709157If you own palantir
>>51708049Amazon is shit and i hope for its downfall. 8sga8
>>51709157I'm taking adderall and pumping my cock for hours on end wbu?
I bought the dip today after being short for most of the month. I might go back to short but I think we'll have a little bit of a relief day tomorrow
>>51709138>Wah wah wah why can't I bring my inane pseudo-political trash over into the thread about the stock market!! THE WORLD IS ENDING DON'T YOU UNDERSTANDPlease just leave
Green futures , my puts ...
>>51709175>he's actually a pederastFrfr no cap?
>>51709175>said none of thatCope
>>51707993YES!!!!
>>51709163To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
>>51709175poor thing, how heavy are your bags?
>Indexes collapse>Energy stocks un-fucking-touched
>>51709186You somehow managed to bring Biden into the conversation as an ad hominem instead of actually addressing the conversation but I'm the one who is in the wrong thread? Lmao>>51709204>>51709184Two more non-replies, nice job guys! Really not shitting up the thread! Great job talking about the stock market :)
>>51709219Gay gay gay hahahhaaha he's gay!Let's beat him up anons.
>>51709191I've seen this cope pasta b4
>>51708073Dilate.
>>51708238Budget is spent on the police going door to door and burning people's cash
>>51708006I've said some dumb things that didn't age well and would look foolish if screencapped.
>>51709008I hope they spin that juicy 10 P/E off into a separate vehicle from the metaverse crapsluuurp
Lol. He doesn't know about AAPL. Clickety clack. The Vortex of Volga. What's that thudding sound?
>>51709247>>51709241Two more! Fantastic posting today my dudes! Really on topic and interesting stuff
I hate brainwashed non-critical thinking establishment narrative regurgitating cognitive dissonance NPC faggot leftists so fucking much it's unreal
>>51708189You will have no links.You will be happy.
>>51709285I will buy meta rn regardless.I mean even if they keep fucking up with Vr their core business still keeps bringing enough cashflow for nothing bad to happen.
>>51708438
>>51709297it's the barking vanna spiders
>>51709300Don't mind me, just checkin your digits, faggot
>>51709312>I will buy metaouch!
>>51709303Just trust the hecking experts okay? Don't make us get Bill Nye again to explain the racism in not eating cockroaches
Why is no one talking about the PCE tomorrow
>>51709129Judging futures before 1am Easter should be a bankable offense
WARNING>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluationWARNING>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluationWARNING>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluationWARNING>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluationWARNING>the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in Western countries>expect 50% nominal stock market devaluation and 50% nominal currency devaluation
>>51709303>I hate brainwashed non-critical thinking establishment narrative regurgitating cognitive dissonance NPC faggot conservatives so fucking much it's unreal
>>51709339Dude>10x PE>25% average ypy earnings growth>80% brute margin company>can pay long term debt with 1 quarter cashflowNeed i say more?
>>51708810As if it matters. I own $PARA which is a large cap with a forward p/e of 4 yet it still goes down 4% a day. Fuck this kike market.
I only listen to cool people.Specifically, rich cool people.
>>51708073it was you that wrote that stupid shit in the picrel wasn't it
>>51709346Because /smg/ is unironically full of completely ignorant doomposting /pol/tards who would rather shitpost instead of talk about the stock market, which is really dumb because there is an entire board devoted to that
>>51708563Apparently on substack some content creators only allow paid subscribers to post and some people who hate them actually pay to post their hate comments on the page.
>>517088159 straight months
friendship with treasuries and dollar ended
>>51709374So then talk about it then
>>51709219(you)
>>51709382FAKE NEWS
>>51709300
>>51709076spent too long looking up ukraine shit thought this was PUTLER like putin lol
What does the meme chart say tomorrow is going to be??
>>51708201>Another thread full of idiot doomposter faggots who have literally nothing to say of value when their bullshit is confronted. Cannot fucking wait for you idiots to go back to /pol/.this is the type of stuff you start to hear when the bulls are starting to feel the pain and frustration of losing. good.... good.
>>51709374
>>51708577How the hell did I miss this?
>>51707971Lol just watch out that a small increase doesn't end up wiping out your account, or the interest does
>>51708916Euro pension funds selling for liquidity so I hear. This is just the beginning.
>>51709374Kill yourself
>>51709388>yields slumpedliteral LIES
>>51709419no this is meltdownfag he just does this about everything
>>51709419capitulation soon frend
>>51709377this is known as the somethingawful business model, it works until it doesn't
>>51708201https://youtu.be/Rfnz32eOpS4
>>51709433You ever come down from a hard day of sucking cocks? It makes ya meltdown prone.
>>51709183sorry bro, my calls havent gone up all week so i bought puts for tomorrow.now we have mega green day
>>51708627>TWITTER ADMITTING IN OPEN COURT THAT THEIR NIMBERS ARE EXTREMELY INFLATED.link?
Sex is inherently a reproductive act.
>>51709438im never gonna get my :10bux: back am I
>>51709416Crab
>>51709416>>51709129
>>51709456nuh uh
>>51709362so im bullish on it too but there is one glaring issuemeta like most tech darlings has dual class stockthe dictator for life model is great when things go well, but it also means zuck can fuck around forever - its not unlike a chinese company in that respect, yeah he has a fiduciary duty but there is some faith involved in believing that those earnings will go from the company to shareholdersi think that zuck is a very good businessman but I would not fault anyone jumping ship if they think that he's a manchild who is going to waste the profits into pet projects
>>51708258keep shorting it bro, ill just keep DCAing in from 360 down.
>>51709129What exactly are these "futures"?
>>51709312I wouldn't. You're better off with Google. Meta has no idea which direction to take and the stuff they are working on won't have good returns. Plus they are just burning cash on capex. There's almost no solid, cheap growth in sight. It's grim for them.
Does anyone suspect that the market has been crashing lately in part because Chinese investors are pulling out?Pelosi visited Taiwan on Aug 22 and really pissed off china, her visit was announced a few days before and it directly coincides with the recent downturn
>>51709449cant say that i have. to be fair i think meltdownfag is just super autistic and legit doesnt know how to handle things not being the way he wants them or people who have a different opinion about things as him. I suppose it isnt his fault he is like this
>>51709475Sodomy isnt sex
>>51709460consider your :10bux: a low tax for all the entertainment it provided in late 2021
>>51709501Futures are when the fed chairman looks into the crystal ball kept in fort knox during off hours to predict how the market were to be doing if it were open.
>>51709506i doubt it, if i were a chinaman id be putting everything into american stocks, have you seen the state of china's economy? interesting idea though
>>51709501The op has a link to a site... oh... nevermind...THIS IS WHY WE INCLUDE THE FUCKING LINKS
>>51709404YWNBAW
>>51709509don't be sexist
>>51709538I got you>>51709563>>51709563>>51709563>>51709563>>51709563
Who else bought in the begging that was the bottom until the end of day which is the actual bottom.
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>>51709580Me
>>51708570Playing dress-up is for women and children.
>>51708790sell your data?
>>51707993>>51708014>>51708038>>51708058Please stop. We are trying to building the Metaverse.
>>51707817