/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51702072]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51702094]

i'm barely a millionaire after this last selloff. its not fucking fair

[Anonymous No.51702100]

>>51702072
Meme chart says we end green

[Anonymous No.51702103]

First for Trump is the Antichrist and Elon is the False Prophet. They will bait-and-switch you while playing good cop bad cop.

[Anonymous No.51702106]

Oilbros we're about to go green

[Anonymous No.51702109]

try C0inmetro anon. It the easiest exchange to use when you buy XCM token to trade with low fee. You can stakeing XCM token too!

[Anonymous No.51702112]

>>51702094
A fate worse than death

[Anonymous No.51702118]

[Anonymous No.51702119]

Got a notice this morning I was at risk of a margin call, officially paid off all my margin debt

[Anonymous No.51702120]

>Turkey
>Inflation: 80% !!
>Headline: "Erdogan says Turkey will keep cutting interest rates, mocks British pound"
>[...] Erdogan also took the time to throw some barbs at the U.K., saying that the British pound has “blown up.”
kek what's his endgame?

[Anonymous No.51702122]

this is fucking junk dude

[Anonymous No.51702124]

WHERE ARE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS WHY AREN'T YOU ALL ON THE STREETS DYING ALREADY SEPTEMBER IS ALMOST OVER

[Anonymous No.51702128]

>>51702118
>Prepped

[Anonymous No.51702127]

I got rejected, she was polite and understanding but work tomorrow is going to be awkward.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702130]

guys i want to make a special announcement in 15 minutes time.

[Anonymous No.51702133]

[Anonymous No.51702135]

looking for the fastest way to blow up my account

[Anonymous No.51702136]

>>51702100
You'd have to have balls of steel to make a play on the assumption that the meme chart works and that we'll end green today but mad respect if somebody does it and it works.

[Anonymous No.51702139]

>>51702094
> six figure hell
I didn't know this was a poorfag general.

[Anonymous No.51702142]

>>51702133
Sauce.

[Anonymous No.51702148]

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.51702152]

>>51702119
Good job, friend.

[Anonymous No.51702154]

financially speaking should I get chipotle or qdoba for dinner tonight after lifting?

[Anonymous No.51702153]

>>51702127
never mix work and romance anon, i tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.51702155]

>>51702119
why dont you dingus's ever post your positions so people can actually get some useful information?

[Anonymous No.51702157]

>>51702127
Take my advice: Be nice to her, but pretend like you couldn't give a fuck about here anymore.

This will fucker with her female dog brain and she will want you.

[Anonymous No.51702169]

>>51702148
I'm still thinking about buying some series I bonds. I'm like 25% cash right now and that seems to be ever increasing. Nothing wrong with being maybe partially bonds I imagine

[Anonymous No.51702171]

we dumped because no one is losing their job.

[Anonymous No.51702172]

>>51702148
The amount of cope

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702175]

>>51702135
SPY $385 Call 9/30 all in. it could backfire and the options end up turning into 10 or 20 baggers, but it's worth a shot.

[Anonymous No.51702176]

>>51702135
use
>>51702100

[Anonymous No.51702178]

>>51702154
you should fast

[Anonymous No.51702181]

BUDDY LOOK AT GAMESTOP DEFUCNT VIDEO GAME RETAILER

[Anonymous No.51702185]

>>51702142
I dont know

[Anonymous No.51702187]

i thought we were good this week guys

what the FUCK is this.

[Anonymous No.51702188]

We’d all be better off if the dollar just died

[Anonymous No.51702193]

>>51702171
more dumping ahead? or reversal ?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702196]

>>51702130
this is a very special announcement, so i want you all to be ready and look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.51702197]

Soxl going below 9

[Anonymous No.51702201]

>>51702127
You know what you must do now.
Mape

[Anonymous No.51702202]

at this point i dont even care anymore

[Anonymous No.51702204]

>>51702103
>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.51702206]

>>51702175
Bro.. the SPY is about to peel off like 70% from it's current price over the next two weeks. Buy a Bible with that money.

[Anonymous No.51702208]

>>51702171
yes probably but at the other hand it means US economy still strong = upcoming earnings strong

[Anonymous No.51702211]

>>51702153
>i tried to warn you
we all did now we get to laugh imagining a /biz/ autist skulking in shame around his office like a whipped dog
kek

[Anonymous No.51702215]

Why can’t there just be a nice big flush and get it over with, this is painful

[Anonymous No.51702217]

Kek bullfags...

[Anonymous No.51702219]

>>51702175
looks good ty

[Anonymous No.51702222]

>>51702188
Checked

[Anonymous No.51702223]

What the fuck happened to /smg/? Did all the intelligent people get demoralized and leave? Now it's just a bunch of cocky faggot bear tourists who call you a redditor for suggesting that maybe all this red is just as fake and gay as the huge pump in 2020-2021. QT isn't happening to any meaningful degree and if you think so you should probably stop consuming mainstream talking points. Interest rates are still historically low and continuing their decades (centuries?) long trend towards zero (or negative real rates). The US is still printing billions of dollars every month but for some reason you imbeciles won't say that the printers are still on because they're calling it "funding for Ukraine" instead of QE. Where the fuck do you think that money goes assholes? Everyone agrees that that kind of funding just goes right back into the US until it's a retarded bear market and you faggots keep huffing each other's farts.

Seriously is there anyone else who will talk about this shit without being a stupid ass bear?

[Anonymous No.51702226]

Reminder that I told you to buy pltr calls. Karps chimp poxxed asshole is about to make me a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.51702231]

>>51702148
to be fair the last 13 years of totally irrational market activity has primed an entire new generation of traders to only think line go up

[Anonymous No.51702233]

>>51702114
The problem is that insecure retards like baggie constantly feel the need to throw their weight around.

[Anonymous No.51702235]

>>51702155
I was a degenerate and bought 75 Tesla puts yesterday, I chickened out and sold 50 of them out at breakeven and that's from the 25 I held onto

[Anonymous No.51702239]

>>51702222
checked

[Anonymous No.51702242]

>>51702222

[Anonymous No.51702246]

>>51702223
What's this post say? I didn't read it

[Anonymous No.51702249]

>>51702175
>all in
got to respect the hustle
and the fact you actually post your positions instead of just a screenshot of P/L like some faggots

[Anonymous No.51702250]

We may double bottom again.

[Anonymous No.51702252]

>>51702223
Im a Bull

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702253]

>>51702219
i hope they expire worthless and you blow up your account tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51702254]

>>51702148
>Six days ago
Seriously how fucking dumb are you to point at that and say it's wrong at this point?

[Anonymous No.51702255]

>>51702250
The rare triple bottom

[Anonymous No.51702256]

[Anonymous No.51702259]

>>51702223
I'm not reading all that, cry more.
All the folks who give actual knowledgeable advice are usually only on during weekends in the afternoon or evenings

[Anonymous No.51702265]

>>51702155
Insecurity. Bragging after the fact is what smg is all about. Which in turn feeds into other peoples doubts.

[Anonymous No.51702266]

>>51702223
I can't wait for people like you to finally submit. It's always the loudest last few of you that remain before they finally acquiesce or die.

[Anonymous No.51702270]

>>51702222

[Anonymous No.51702271]

>>51702175

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702275]

>>51702219
i don't see it on my ticker tape, paper trading faggot

[Anonymous No.51702281]

>>51702223
ive been here since 2015 and this post is even worse than the SIGA gay porn spam was

[Anonymous No.51702285]

>>51702155
There are a lot of lurkers in this general that just want others to do the work for them. The point is to actually do your own damn work or deal with the possible landmines of pajeets shilling scams like CWSFF or Bayhose Silver.
That is the only reason to tolerate pajeets in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.51702286]

>>51702266
>>51702259
>>51702246
Yeah exactly. Coward asshole bears, won't even address the points being made. Fuck you, you literally are what's wrong with the world you cynical pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.51702293]

No circuit breakers on apple news then no circuit breakers bobo, prepare for cup fill

[Anonymous No.51702298]

Markets seemingly calming down

[Anonymous No.51702303]

>>51702286
(you)

[Anonymous No.51702305]

>>51702286
>SEETHING LMAO

[Anonymous No.51702308]

>>51702286
>t.

[Anonymous No.51702310]

>>51702286
Literally cry about it faggot

[Anonymous No.51702311]

>>51702175
you're retarded that's like 7% not even the biggest bulltard would bet on this

[Anonymous No.51702319]

>>51702286
Kek how much money have you lost?

[Anonymous No.51702321]

>>51702286
The harder you try to fight against this the more painful it will be for you.

[Anonymous No.51702322]

>>51702235
nice timing
i shorted bbby at close and finally made some money off of those fucking redditors, god how I hate them

[Anonymous No.51702323]

>>51702298
calm before the storm
bull gets slaughtered
no double bottom
no triple bottom
no green days or weeks

FINAL WARNING, EXIT ALL LONG POSITIONS

[Anonymous No.51702324]

>>51702256
I dare you to buy it if you hate money

[Anonymous No.51702325]

>>51702254
Bro, please, stop. You were blown the fuck out in the last thread. You said short options made the price of an underlying stock go down. Time to stop posting.

[Anonymous No.51702326]

tfw jumped back into TSLA puts too high

[Anonymous No.51702336]

That a-all you got b-bobo?

[Anonymous No.51702342]

>>51702326
never chase we ATL bruh

[Anonymous No.51702343]

I MADE MY BETS
I WILL LET THEM RIDE
IF ITS LOWER NEXT MONTH I WILL BUY MORE
SIMPLE AS
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.51702344]

What's a 10 bagger play for tomorrow? I am down to my last $20,000 and need to recoup losses

[Anonymous No.51702346]

>>51702286
I TOLD YOU BUDDY
I TOLD YOU
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO BULLS WHEN THEY GET EXUBERANT, BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51702352]

>>51702223
you can take solace in knowing that most bears will not properly time the eventual reverse (whenever it is) and they'll lose all of their gains

[Anonymous No.51702356]

is today red? i cant really tell from the thread. im scared to look.

[Anonymous No.51702359]

>>51702223
ANON's like you are deliberately giving terrible advise to see people lose all their money...

>Interest rates are still historically low and continuing their decades (centuries?)

HAHAHAHahAHHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAA This is the scroll back and look at the CHART MEME

DAMN NIGGA YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THESE ANONS LOSE ALL THEIR WEALTH! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH NIGGER WHO WANT PEOPLE TO LOSE MONEY FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.51702364]

I find it hilarious that anons here are freaking out. Everything is at pre-covid level prices. If you're a long term S&P 500 ETF investor then this is a fucking god send. You're not going to beat the market so stop kidding yourselves.

[Anonymous No.51702365]

>>51702352
>reversal
10 years of stagnant GDP and stocks are after this crash, mumu

[Anonymous No.51702367]

I think today was enough for our fed to reverse. watch for the signaling bobos, it comes fast and it comes swift.

[Anonymous No.51702371]

>>51702286
You can make money in both directions, you retard

[Anonymous No.51702373]

bought one amd call because i thought it would be cool

[Anonymous No.51702374]

>>51702344
Buy UNG calls for nov, dec, and jan. Won't be an instant hit but you'll double your money in a few months

[Anonymous No.51702377]

>GME

[Anonymous No.51702378]

>>51702275
here's the real play

[Anonymous No.51702381]

BUDDY LOOK AT EVERYTHING COMPUTER

Turns out that a major country becoming honkpilled by taking debt to buy their own debt does infact NOT save the global equity markets.

[Anonymous No.51702380]

>>51702286
kek cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.51702388]

>>51702356

[Anonymous No.51702390]

>*BOE'S PILL SAYS GILT BUYING NOT ATTEMPT TO CAP RATES

[Anonymous No.51702392]

>>51702072
I was short since last night then bought the dip and if it wasn't for the internet I would have sold the local top. I sold slightly below it but I still had an opportunity cost of maybe 180. I'm back as a short but I think I've squeezed the most I could so far

[Anonymous No.51702394]

>>51702359
>Everything is at pre-covid level prices. If you're a long term S&P 500 ETF investor then this is a fucking god send
2-3 years to just go sideways? That is a gift?

[Anonymous No.51702407]

>>51702388
not that much red but still red and not looking any better

[Anonymous No.51702409]

>>51702381
Britain is the Wells Fargo of sovereign finance.
CHANGE MY MIND.

[Anonymous No.51702413]

>>51702222
Czech’d

[Anonymous No.51702416]

>>51702352
> most bears will not properly time the eventual reverse (whenever it is)

Remember when Fed presidents were told they were violating ethics rules last November? That was the reversal. And guess what, you’re right! I didn’t time it right at all.

[Anonymous No.51702417]

We double bottomed and the DXY is crashing its over bobos....

[Anonymous No.51702420]

>>51702325
Explain to everyone how short selling with leverage does not bring the market down, just go for it bigbrain

>>51702346
>>51702321
>>51702319
>>51702310
>>51702308
>>51702305
>>51702303
>>51702359
>>51702380
This is such garbage posting and honestly I'm a bit shocked that I'm the only one calling you faggots out. All the intelligent people really are gone huh?

>>51702352
I try not to be too cynical but I really do hope they wake up one day and have their asses completely handed to them

[Anonymous No.51702423]

>>51702072
uhh bros the GBP is bouncing back hard
how is it collapsing?

[Anonymous No.51702427]

HLY FUCK 2% DOWN ON NASDAQ IM FUCKED I WENT ALL IN FNGU YESTERDAY THIS IS IT BOYS IM DONE TRADING

[Anonymous No.51702428]

>>51702413
To the anons who told me not to short BBBY
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.51702440]

>>51702394
10 years from now would you rather have bought a stock at $300 a share or $450 a share? Think real hard about your answer.

[Anonymous No.51702441]

BLACKROCK HAS THREATENED TO HALT TRADING IN THE TUMULTUOUS UK MARKET - FT.
All is well
>>51702420
>printing to eternity for almost a decade
>whaaaaaaaa bobos are so retarded and cynical
if you can't see the future and hedge accordingly, it's not my fault, mumu

[Anonymous No.51702444]

WITNESS ME
https://youtu.be/x2CeDY9Ywhs

[Anonymous No.51702446]

Duke Energy bros. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF!!!

Silver lining is Windows 11 new UI update. Looks pretty and nice attention to detail. Mac OS chuds on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.51702448]

Feel bad for HKD holders :(

[Anonymous No.51702451]

>>51702420
which reddit bag are you holding? this guy really misses sears

[Anonymous No.51702457]

I love seeing Apple and Tesla down so much. It's a good sign that the real crash is about to come. We're testing 3200 frens

[Anonymous No.51702459]

>>51702428
>not doing the obviously correct move
Lol you have yourself to blame, anon.

[Anonymous No.51702460]

>>51702441
>BLACKROCK HAS THREATENED TO HALT TRADING IN THE TUMULTUOUS UK MARKET - FT
This is a bullish signal, correct?

[Anonymous No.51702462]

>>51702223
>>51702286
What are you angry at us for? Your failure to adapt to reality and making money off it is not our fault nor problem

[Anonymous No.51702472]

yep there goes all my fucking gains. i knew this would happen. id make a bunch of money, not be able to quit trading, and lose it all. fuck im retarded.

[Anonymous No.51702478]

>>51702460
there is a point in which you have to realize, once the baseline is societal collapse you can no longer be bullish

[Anonymous No.51702479]

>>51702420
Selling shorts is a bull move, retard.

You’ve got to be trolling. Show your portfolio right now or I’m going to stop talking to you.

[Anonymous No.51702484]

>>51702390
Imagine, this is just a couple of days after insisting they wouldn't hesitate to raise rates.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702490]

First I would like to thank you all for being here and listening to my important announcement.

I would like to say the following:

FUCK JANNIES

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK NIGGERS AGAIN

and

FUCK JANNIES AGAIN!!!!

Thank you thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.51702493]

>>51702444
nice bag faggot keep us updated

[Anonymous No.51702500]

Guys, my spider senses are tingling... We may see some financial speculator tricks today.

[Anonymous No.51702501]

>>51702420
>I'm a bit shocked that I'm the only one calling you faggots out

Maybe you should take that as a hint for being retarded and trying to go against reality.

[Anonymous No.51702505]

>>51702479
>Show your portfolio right now or I’m going to stop talking to you.
probably 100% GME

[Anonymous No.51702508]

>>51702100

Futures crabbed last night retard. I was in this general telling everyone that today would be red.

[Anonymous No.51702509]

>>51702490
never thought I'd say this but based baggie

[Anonymous No.51702510]

>BTC barely moving
i'm starting to think crypto may have found an early bottom. is it possible for stocks to keep dumping while the crypto market just fucking crabs to hell and back?

[Anonymous No.51702524]

>>51702484
Oh man, we’re gonna fall off a fucking cliff tomorrow, inshallah

[Anonymous No.51702532]

>>51702508

More in case you don't believe me

[Anonymous No.51702534]

>>51702490
based

[Anonymous No.51702537]

>>51702508
>Futures crabbed last night retard
they were down like 400 points brother
dont even try to bullshit us
HH

[Anonymous No.51702543]

>>51702524
>we’re gonna fall off a fucking cliff tomorrow
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.51702548]

>>51702505
Lol, if he’s not LARPing then this is highly probable. His obsession with leveraged shorting almost makes me believe he actually holds these opinions.

[Anonymous No.51702553]

>SOXL went from $70 to $9 dollars in less than a year

Wew boy. Wonder how many anons became an hero

[Anonymous No.51702557]

>>51702508
>>51702532
>phone posting
>android
>LOOK AT MEEEE

[Anonymous No.51702564]

>>51702537

At 2am, when I posted that, futures were literally -.15%.

[Anonymous No.51702566]

>>51702510
As long as fugazi money printers exit in crypto it can go anywhere the like 10 total true insiders want it to go.
>>51702490
>baggie being based
The end times are here.

[Anonymous No.51702569]

>>51702510
whenever this happens it nukes hard on the weekend

[Anonymous No.51702572]

>>51702508
FUTURES WERE FUCKING RED AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.51702578]

>>51702543
I’m tasting capitulation in the air, dear anon. No more tricks left. Just pain now.

[Anonymous No.51702586]

>>51702441
They are still printing and will never stop. Thinking anything to the contrary is the actual retarded move. Jesus fucking christ.

>>51702479
You keep changing around what you say I'm claiming is happening. So you're really trying to say that borrowing shares to sell them in a bet against the market doesn't influence the market in a downward direction? Lmao

[Anonymous No.51702595]

>>51702572
never trust futures.

[Anonymous No.51702599]

>>51702564
But the market opened down more than a percent. Thats not crabbing dipshit

[Anonymous No.51702601]

Bull Signal hit

[Anonymous No.51702605]

>>51702524
Pensioners come first unfortunately. They default on the old people there is going to be a lot of people on that island with little time left on the planet and nothing left to lose.

[Anonymous No.51702606]

im gonna feel like shit all day and its gonna be hard to focus on anything. if i realize the loss thats it, money gone.

[Anonymous No.51702609]

>>51702553
I only bought like 800 dollars worth at an average of 12. I'm down close to half its value but whatever, didn't go all in

[Anonymous No.51702614]

>>51702595
always trust futures, they are literally stock prices from the future warning us stuck in the past

[Anonymous No.51702616]

STOP trying to fill the gap mumus. Your efforts are futile. Unless recession canceled of course then by all means...

[Anonymous No.51702620]

>>51702572

>t. Someone that goes to bed at 10pm

If you aren't checking futures until 3 in the morning you're ngmi.

[Anonymous No.51702621]

>>51702493
I have waited patiently for entry.. not a bag
trading much below book
up $600 since opening position
obviously could go much lower
but I will hold these 15,000 shares for a long time

[Anonymous No.51702623]

>>51702606
well according to /smg/ fridays are ALWAYS green because of shorts being closed but personally I dont believe them

[Anonymous No.51702631]

lol bobos think tomorrow is not going to be faceripping green. If we didnt get circuit breakers today it aint happening bobo.

[Anonymous No.51702634]

Oh mumu sweaty, you didn't really think you were going to win, did you?

[Anonymous No.51702644]

If one more fucking person confuses Futures with PreMarket I swear I'm going to email gookmoot and get this fucking site taken down.

[Anonymous No.51702646]

>>51702620
??? did you check the futures at opening?

[Anonymous No.51702648]

>>51702621
price target?

[Anonymous No.51702650]

>>51702634
DXY in freefall and its propping up the market...

[Anonymous No.51702661]

>you've got 5 minutes mumu

[Anonymous No.51702662]

my portfolio is 50% aqb and 50% mnmd, do what you want to with this information

[Anonymous No.51702663]

>>51702420
ARE ALL THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE GONE. YES INCLUDING YOU.

You should know better. Trying to trick anons into buying this dip or holding diamond hands. Motherfucka the yield curve inversion is going to crash this market like a fucking kike. A black swan event is going to happen and stop pretending it's not.

We are on the doorsteps of WW3. We are in the FOURTH TURNING. Every fourth turning ends in WAR. IF Taiwan is invaded say goodbye to consumer goods because CHINA will restrict imports and everything will be so expensive you can't afford shit. CHIPS go BYE BYE.

The EURODOLLAR is pricing in negative interest rates next year. Which means a PIVOT will occur but shit will get wrecked so hard that stocks will not be able to recover like 2020 because THE FED CANNOT PRINT CONSUMER GOODS. People will be tricked into buy the dip and the dip will keep getting deeper.

CBDC is being launched next year. HOW CONVENIENT. CBDC will be able to control inflation because they will choose what you can spend your GOOD BOY TOKENS ON. You sure as hell won't be able to buy STOCKS.

We are in the decade of destruction. The END OF THE ROAD IS 2030 you will own nothing you bitccccaahhhh.

[Anonymous No.51702664]

>>51702644
futures = premarket in the meme chart you faggot

[Anonymous No.51702670]

smg isnt fun when im down a lot. its funner to laugh when im making money. when im on the winning side.

[Anonymous No.51702671]

>>51702644
explain it then

[Anonymous No.51702675]

The recent whiplashes make me nervous about not locking profits in
I usually aim for 30%+, but I'm thinking of lowering that bar

[Anonymous No.51702682]

>>51702648
I'd probably sell at like $3
but who knows, if they report very well, and the story continues to improve and I have no reason to sell, could be $6

[Anonymous No.51702687]

>>51702663
priced in

[Anonymous No.51702690]

>>51702670
You aren't a bullposter. You are actually a pigposter.

[Anonymous No.51702691]

>>51702670
This isn't your blog faggot

[Anonymous No.51702694]

>>51702663
based kpopstacy

[Anonymous No.51702696]

>>51702670
>winning
there are only losing sides here sir

[Anonymous No.51702698]

>>51702479
Lol. The LARP. I talked to you about this earlier.

[Anonymous No.51702702]

[Anonymous No.51702703]

>>51702231
Tell that to the boomer generations who have only seen their line go up for nearly 5 decades.

[Anonymous No.51702704]

>>51702664
>>51702671

Futures are traded between 10pm EST and 4am EST you fucking drooling morons.

[Anonymous No.51702706]

>>51702157
This is exactly it. Treat her like everyone else and it'll drive her crazy. She's expecting it to be awkward and you to drop subtle hints you still like her. Give her nothing and you'll stress her out. Give her something and she'll bring her new boy toy around.

[Anonymous No.51702707]

>>51702663
Meds

[Anonymous No.51702715]

I have been beheemed....

[Anonymous No.51702717]

>>51702691
thanks for the (you) kind stranger. please subscribe.

[Anonymous No.51702721]

I just realised the entire markets depend on a falling US dollar

[Anonymous No.51702725]

>>51702704
Future are traded 23 hours a day 6 days a week cunt

[Anonymous No.51702729]

>>51702704
um sweaty, futures trade 5pm CST to 4pm CST

[Anonymous No.51702735]

>>51702675
If you aren't aiming for +100% you will never make it.

[Anonymous No.51702737]

It hasn't even begun... this is merely a prelude...

[Anonymous No.51702753]

>>51702737

[Anonymous No.51702758]

M A S S I V E
D O L L A R
U
M
P

[Anonymous No.51702761]

>>51702704
>act like know it all
>you don't actually know
kek

[Anonymous No.51702762]

I'm in pain.

[Anonymous No.51702775]

>>51702758
what worst year? it jumped from 6.5 to 7.12
How is that bad?

[Anonymous No.51702777]

>>51702703
>Tell that to the boomer generations who have only seen their line go up for nearly 5 decades.
Boomers did it by financializing everything and pulling up the ladder behind them.
>>51702721
Relatedly, access to scarce dollars.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702776]

what ever happened to the good old days? i remember back when we had president Trump and everything was fucking awesome. we had the best policies like "Remain in Mexico" and "Peace Through Strength", now we got this weak ass bitch and some nigger woman who isn't qualified to make a fucking cheese burger at hardees running the show. Look where it's gotten us? 2 million illegal migrants, plus who knows how many got aways. we got fentanyl pouring over the boarder killing about a 747's worth of people every fucking day. the stock market isn't going to recover for years, but at least it's still my choice if a woman wants to get an abortion. Lol i got a funny captcha

[Anonymous No.51702781]

>meme chart is correct 9/10 trading days
>the one day it's wrong was a literal black swab
>retards still want to argue with me

Wait until midnight tonight. I will tell you what the market is going to do tomorrow and you still won't listen lol.

[Anonymous No.51702780]

I've beclowned myself.
You might say my portfolio got yeeted.
I am heemed beyond redemption.
This market is suspicious, for real, without cap.

[Anonymous No.51702786]

I sold most of my stock at the beginning of this month to buy a house. Feeling pretty good about my decision rn.

[Anonymous No.51702794]

>>51702786
nice job

[Anonymous No.51702795]

CAN ALL THE BANKS JUST CALM DOWN AND FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.51702798]

we really filling this gap? anyone ever see it be done this extreme b4?

[Anonymous No.51702802]

>>51702776
>>>/pol

[Anonymous No.51702803]

>>51702246
He says it's illogical for big money to be redeeming when more money is still being printed.
Basically it's just the retard fallacy that the average dollar in the market gives a fuck about a year from now. Everyone knew in June we would be at 360 on Rosh Hashana but we still pumped all summer. I didn't hear bulls complaining then.

[Anonymous No.51702808]

>>51702781
are you talking about the joke chart posted to make idiots argue over that you're falling for right now? that chart?

[Anonymous No.51702811]

>Got assigned F at 14

[Anonymous No.51702815]

>>51702758
>BULLISH FOR DXY

[Anonymous No.51702814]

>>51702737

[Anonymous No.51702816]

>>51702762
>>51702780
>>51702798

THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT GOING UP. THE DOLLAR IS BECOMING WORTHLESS!!!!!

>look at DXY and gold

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702820]

>>51702802
that post was stock related because i mentioned the stock market in it retard.

[Anonymous No.51702825]

>>51702775

[Anonymous No.51702827]

>>51702798

[Anonymous No.51702835]

>>51702737
How long until I can buy a qt bongland/scot gf with an unintelligible accent?

[Anonymous No.51702836]

why did i think i would be able to time a turn around.

[Anonymous No.51702842]

>>51702798
Nah it's just lunch time brokers are just getting better short positions

[Anonymous No.51702847]

Now that the rally is locked in, lets do this line

[Anonymous No.51702848]

>>51702808

>falling for

I've literally been making $1000 a day since I started trading on the chart, and I don't even play options.

[Anonymous No.51702854]

SIR JAY

BETRAY

[Anonymous No.51702858]

>>51702663
Thats why longing SKYT will make the next generation of millionaires.

[Anonymous No.51702859]

>Second crash in two years
Who would allow this to happen?
I'm just asking questions here.

[Anonymous No.51702864]

>>51702794
you really think its a nice job to buy a house right now?

[Anonymous No.51702865]

>>51702848
No you haven't.

[Anonymous No.51702866]

>>51702848
be sure to keep us informed of your continued success

[Anonymous No.51702869]

>>51702816
>>51702827
>>51702842

[Anonymous No.51702872]

>>51702859
QUI?
QUI?
QUI?

[Anonymous No.51702876]

>>51702854
based

[Anonymous No.51702879]

>>51702859
>Second crash
This is the first one.
2020 wasn't allowed to play out properly.

[Anonymous No.51702881]

>>51702835
You won't want one. This is a 10/10 in bongland.

[Anonymous No.51702884]

I've been cashgang since this time last year.

[Anonymous No.51702888]

>>51702808
>Joke chart
Lmao. Post your account balance and P/L over the last 12 months.

[Anonymous No.51702889]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51702890]

>>51702698
Yeah! I’m not talking to him anymore until he stops pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.51702897]

will my broker beheem me if i short their stock??

[Anonymous No.51702898]

Wow so some faggot really tried to say that short selling doesn't bring the market down and then dipped out when I said prove it

Color me shocked. Fucking idiot bears.

[Anonymous No.51702903]

Anyone seeing a rising wedge on the SPY? I'm itching for some puts right now.

[Anonymous No.51702909]

>this low volume schizo market

[Anonymous No.51702910]

>>51702586
Selling shorts does not influence the market retard. and it is a fucking bull move. you don't sell shorts fif you expect the price to go down

[Anonymous No.51702914]

according to this we should buy at $2978

[Anonymous No.51702916]

special thanks to rajesh and the gang over in jeetland for fixing the street smart edge options chains today. I know you boys worked your asses off to get us up and running as quickly as possible. we will redeem today sirs

[Anonymous No.51702920]

Too soon to buy, too late to bobo. Just enjoy the chaos my dear anons.

[Anonymous No.51702922]

>>51702864
anon needed a house, anon bought a house
simple as

[Anonymous No.51702927]

>>51702866
>>51702865

KEK

[Anonymous No.51702935]

ANOTHER DAY FUCKED BY GOOGLE

WHY DID I EVER PURCHASE THIS STOCK

[Anonymous No.51702940]

>>51702898
NTA but you're the one who needs to prove how short sellers can bring the market down.
you can't just make a statement and let others disprove it. this isn't how it works

[Anonymous No.51702948]

>>51702881
She's got a good Blade Runner (1984) vibe, kinda hot desu

[Anonymous No.51702949]

>>51702586
>>51702910
>>51702898

I think one of you is using selling meaning opening and the other meaning closing.

[Anonymous No.51702952]

>>51702910
Oh my fucking god are you trolling or do you seriously not understand what I'm saying holy shit

[Anonymous No.51702957]

i think i figured it out. when im comfortable buying something, thats more normal decision. if im scared to go the other way, thats inversing myself. i was scared to go short yesterday, so i would have been right if i inversed myself.

[Anonymous No.51702960]

>14 year anniversary of the September 29th, 2008 crash
Oddly comfy

[Anonymous No.51702962]

>>51702254
dude you are macro unaware. 4-6 quarters of recession are on the horizon. buy AAPL in 3-6 months, not right now. the market might rally on -the week- that the Fed announces no more raising rates, but then reality will set in and people realize shit's still fucked

the next bull run is not going to start on the day the Fed announces a pivot

[Anonymous No.51702967]

>>51702935
google is a shit stock, data companies are going to get heemed

[Anonymous No.51702969]

>>51702935
thats a long stock for me. like 3-4 years out. wish i had like 20 of it. gonna wait for more dumpening though

[Anonymous No.51702971]

>>51702927
>good luck

[Anonymous No.51702978]

$83 OIL

[Anonymous No.51702981]

>>51702962
They straight up said expect to see the rate cap in march yesterday

[Anonymous No.51702982]

WE DOUBLE TOPPED IM JUMPING IN SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51702994]

jesus i think i might cut my losses.

[Anonymous No.51702995]

Its lunch time, lets give a moment of silence for Lunch anon

[Anonymous No.51702997]

>>51702952
ok dude. whatever. keep believing ur schizo shit

[Anonymous No.51703018]

I now know what Hitler felt like in his final days in the bunker

[Anonymous No.51703031]

>>51702949
>>51702940
>>51702997
Who changed the definition of short selling? I never even mentioned "selling puts", I'm explicitly talking about the act of borrowing shares that you don't have so you can sell them in a bet that the price will eventually go lower, which is seen in the market as the sale of shares, which contributes to downward price movements in the market because of the absurd number of hedge funds/whales/market makers/what the fuck ever who use high frequency trading algorithms to cock fight the market into oblivion.

When did this conversation become so fucking convoluted?

[Anonymous No.51703032]

Got hungry for some McDonalds breakfast so went and got me some goyslop. Back McGriddle and two hash browns with a sweet tea :)
>diagnosed with fatty liver a while ago

[Anonymous No.51703033]

The market just took a deep breath before the plunge.

[Anonymous No.51703038]

“We’re living through a period of elevated risk,” Summers told Bloomberg Television’s “Wall Street Week” with David Westin. “In the same way that people became anxious in August of 2007, I think this is a moment when there should be increased anxiety.”

[Anonymous No.51703052]

>>51702776
>Crying about based fentanyl the retard remover
A drug so powerful it kills druggies like flies is such a good idea I can't believe it's real. Imagine if every crackhead started dropping dead. That's what fentanyl does and your are complaining about it lmao we should be handing this shit out.

[Anonymous No.51703056]

>>51703031
yes you are talking about selling to open. the other anon is talking about selling to close. quite funny actually because you are saying the same thing.

[Anonymous No.51703061]

why is pltr up 4% today

[Anonymous No.51703062]

>>51702982
>>51703033

TA is so legit I can't believe people deny it because they can't cope with the fact they do not have the intelligence to learn a life changing skill

meanwhile autists print money and normies call the market manipulated

the world is perfect :^)

[Anonymous No.51703066]

>>51702952
>The pump last year was fake this dump this year was fake. Even though money was made and money was lost.

>Don't invest in the markets because you will not make money and everything is gay and fake.

This moutherfucka is GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY okay okay okay....

[Anonymous No.51703067]

I think I'm becoming increasingly bullish

[Anonymous No.51703074]

>>51702960
Yes
https://youtu.be/c3OvugEbbrc

[Anonymous No.51703078]

>>51702909
Everyone's afraid of triggering collapse and being blamed

[Anonymous No.51703079]

>>51703031
Regardless of what you meant. you need to prove it actually changes the market.
You made a statement you need to back it up with evidence.

[Anonymous No.51703088]

>>51702982
364.96 you sir are correct we have double top confirmation on weekly

[Anonymous No.51703101]

Any mumus ITT have gotta go

[Anonymous No.51703104]

>>51703062
how do you know when to keep buying puts if the market is deep in a downward trend? do you just wait for an entry price and hold for a few days/couple hours? there's things i've been interested in shorting but they're already down so much i'm expecting a relief pump for the next few days

[Anonymous No.51703105]

Reminder that this is the 1997 Asian Financial crisis playing out again in western economies.

[Anonymous No.51703110]

>>51702420
>Mass reply faggot
>retarded mumu
Classic

[Anonymous No.51703115]

>>51703104
bollinger bands nigga

[Anonymous No.51703124]

>>51703062
if you can't understand that you can't predict future price with backwards looking data and throwing random lines on a chart which changes depending on zoom level and other factors, you're just straight up a low iq monkey brain

[Anonymous No.51703126]

>>51703052
most junkies say they prefer their H laced with fentanyl, the death count is a lie

[Anonymous No.51703129]

Buy AMZN if you buy stuff on Amazo-

[Anonymous No.51703134]

>>51702960

Yes I know because I literally told you.

[Anonymous No.51703138]

>>51703079
>Selling shares doesn't cause the market to go down
I believe that is the statement that needs to be proven, since I'm saying "selling shares causes the market go down" which I though was a pretty fucking simple concept but damn if /smg/ isn't full of fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.51703141]

>>51703115
i use keltner channels. well in a different chart setup, currently trying out the 200 EMA and MACD setup. i like it so far

[Anonymous No.51703148]

>>51703061
Because they are doing AI shit for the Ukraine. I loaded up on long $10 1/19/24 calls when they were like $150 each

[Anonymous No.51703150]

>>51703134
>screenshotting yourself

[Anonymous No.51703154]

>>51703134
777
See >>51703074

[Anonymous No.51703156]

>>51703124
Yes I somehow predicted the EXACT moment it will reverse on a completely random chart :^)

>>51703104
A lot of tricks can't teach in one post. Simple starters:

>Don't short in the hole
>Check dxy and vix (even though they are memes)
>Higher highs and higher lows --> bullish
>if the trend is broken (see double top), reversal

theres more, you should learn it. don't listen to faggots. look at the market, i predicted the exact time it reversed

[Anonymous No.51703167]

>>51703031
Buddy, look. You aren’t doing anything with shorts (which is a put [option]) other than taking the difference of the price you borrowed the put at minus it’s price when the option reaches expiry. The money you get from that comes from
The person selling the put to you. It has no tangible effect on the price of the share. It is not the same thing as selling a share. It is a derived bet based on the price of the stock.

C’mon. Let’s see your portfolio. I know you’re losing money. Let’s see if we can help you out.

[Anonymous No.51703171]

>>>51703156
>Check dxy and vix (even though they are memes)

[Anonymous No.51703174]

>>51703154
If man is 5 (if man is 5)
Then the devil is 6 (then the devil is 6)
AND IF THE DEVIL IS 6, THEN GOD IS 7

[Anonymous No.51703180]

>>51703129
bullish, goys are too stupid to pirate anyways, they'll just buy it again for a second time.

[Anonymous No.51703183]

>>51703156
>Yes I somehow predicted the EXACT moment it will reverse on a completely random chart :^)
you must be new to trading. the market will humble you and your tea leaves predictions soon enough anon don't worry

[Anonymous No.51703186]

>>51703138
Options=x=shares

You’re confusing your terminology

[Anonymous No.51703191]

>>51703138
No. you're the one who made a statement that needs evidence.
And you didn't say "selling shares cause the market to go down" you lying retard. you specifically said short selling does.

Of course if everyone sellls their stocks the market goes down. buying stocks makes it go up. You're not a genius for figuring that out. Now figure if the majority will sell or will buy and what will influence that. If you can figure that you can be a billionaire in no time.

[Anonymous No.51703200]

>>51703190
>>51703190
>>51703190
new
>>51703190
>>51703190
>>51703190
new

[Anonymous No.51703204]

>>51703156
Post your 15 figure portfolio

[Anonymous No.51703205]

LUNCH TIME FRENS. ALL MUMUS MUST STOP GAMBLING FOR AT LEAST 30 MINS. BOBOS CAN CONTINUE BEING THE CHADS THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.51703206]

>>51703138
Why do you want to see people lose money so badly????? If you truly care about anons you would post your gay positions and tell them how to make it. But you don't because you a gay faggot who likes to fuck Green Little Anons.

[Anonymous No.51703226]

>>51703156
much like guitar, i'm not trying to learn every single thing, just the things that help reach my goal. the more i learn the more i try to use each thing.

>don't short in the hole
what does this mean? don't short what's already in a downtrend? don't be cryptic man.

[Anonymous No.51703228]

>>51702737
Ssshhhhh it’s just the tip

[Anonymous No.51703250]

>>51703124
You're so right man which is why everything is up 3% right now. Also anyone that does options is just flailing in the dark and no one has ever made money that way.

[Anonymous No.51703282]

Buy crude oil WTI wagmi

[Anonymous No.51703304]

>>51703183
I have been humbled already, and have been profitable for a few years. I thought TA was bullshit, I would go against it and get heemed every fucking time

>>51703226

Don't short in the hole means do not short the low. Wait for a bounce and clear reversal.

>>51703204
no cap, almost 7 figs and Im gonna fuckin make it bros

[Anonymous No.51703314]

>>51702663
If my job offers to pay me in CBDC I'll simply quit and find a new job, I have incidentally developed a very broad range of handyman skills over the past 10 years as well as skills in digital art, management and marketing. I don't want things to get that bad but I'm not worried much over it.

[Anonymous No.51703327]

>>51703250
>I need tea leaves to tell me we're in a down trend
hope you're just pretending to be this retarded

[Anonymous No.51703328]

>>51703226
>don't be cryptic man.
there is nothing cryptic about a well known phrase anon. you have to be under 20 or something to not get that

[Anonymous No.51703331]

God is good anons. Put your trust in him and just ride the market tides

[Anonymous No.51703360]

>>51703327
Yeah man looking at and micro macro trends is just impossible to decipher. No one has ever made a meaningful career out of that let alone a successful one. It's all just voodoo nonsense that no one can decipher.

[Anonymous No.51703385]

>>51703282
Feels good to be in OIL atm

[Anonymous No.51703404]

>>51703331
this is so true

[Anonymous No.51703468]

>>51703124
>which changes depending on zoom level
i think you are failing to understand the importance of analysis across multiple timelines. If the 5 min and 15 min chart are in agreement and the 1 min chart is saying something else, im going to trust the 5 and 15 min. simple as. if they all line up, i trust it simple as. and just dont bobo more money than you are willing to lose in any one trade. and WALLAH you too can trade if you are also fast on the trigger like Wild Bill Hickock

[Anonymous No.51703537]

>>51702675
do it right now man, don't risk it

[Anonymous No.51703728]

>>51703124
TA is how human psychology reflects in the numbers, dumbass