/smg/ - Stock Market General:

[Anonymous No.51700668]

I'm a BOBO in bottle got to crash me the right way
If you wanna be with me I can make your markets crash come true.
I'm a Bobo in a bottle, baby
Gotta fuck mumu the right way, honey

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chloe+Sakamata

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51700713]

If the dollar breaks down at this support, the market will rip.

[Anonymous No.51700736]

My semis look like the btc chart lmao


Wait...

[Anonymous No.51700773]

BOBO STOP YOU FUCKING KIKE

[Anonymous No.51700794]

NCRA chads where we at

[Anonymous No.51700866]

Down $25k in the past 4 weeks. That's a year's salary for me. It hurts...

[Anonymous No.51700877]

i want my money back

[Anonymous No.51700881]

I bought SOXL at 13 fucking dollars

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51700884]

i hate niggers

[Anonymous No.51700885]

I sold out of my puts this week and now I'm only making a few thousand dollars on a -3% day.

[Anonymous No.51700890]

>BOE Says It Purchased £1.4B of Gilts in Buying Operation

>Up from 1B yesterday

[Anonymous No.51700892]

Russia just drafted this animal to help fight the Zionist speculators

[Anonymous No.51700896]

BOBO is the cutest bear I have ever seen. Don't you guys agree? He makes me the happiest person ALIVE!!!!!!! teheheh

[Anonymous No.51700897]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51700901]

>>51700668
DO NOT REDEEM! FUCKING BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD! FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

[Anonymous No.51700903]

ouch my paper trades btfo.

glad im cash gang. kinda wish i played bobo today

[Anonymous No.51700905]

Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.51700908]

>>51700688
that was the plan (((THEY))) want bobo's to be fearful

[Anonymous No.51700909]

Anyone else stocking up on food for the winter?

If nothing happens I'll just eat it next year. If the EU and UK breaking down leads to mass insolvencies and product shortages, $500 was a pretty cheap life insurance

[Anonymous No.51700911]

Currently locked in the toilet in Germany of all places. What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.51700913]

>>51700668
How could my economy based on financial manipulation and not manufacturing be crashing I though we were post industrial now...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51700921]

>>51700903
my tsla puts up over 200 per cents. #fuckniggers

[Anonymous No.51700922]

>>51700889
Now if the perfect time to get into EDV unless you're old as fuck and your time horizon is short

[Anonymous No.51700923]

stuck bagholding...

[Anonymous No.51700924]

DONT DO IT BOBO DONT YOU FUCKING DARE DO IT

[Anonymous No.51700926]

Try out C0inmetro exchange. The fees are cheap when you buy the XCM token and it's the easiest exchange to use

[Anonymous No.51700928]

>>51700905
this is the worst type of "TA" there is
at least try to find how it looked on indicators when it bottomed instead of this garbage

[Anonymous No.51700927]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.51700932]

>only +10% up on my dax shorts because i didnt want to get into degenerate x20 leverage
Ugh

[Anonymous No.51700935]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

[Anonymous No.51700939]

>>51700905
This time IS different
This time is worse
I've been listening since 2008

[Anonymous No.51700952]

>wait for markets to bounce
>buy SPY/QQQ puts two weeks out
Is it really that easy?

[Anonymous No.51700954]

>Up 8%+
>Sunny outside
>Grateful Dead bootlegs in the YouTube queue
today's a good day

[Anonymous No.51700955]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH EVERY TIME! AHAHAHAHAHAH MUMU STEPS IN THE TRAP EVERY SINGLE TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.51700960]

>>51700911
the bull day yesterday was short term reply to the message capitulation is near. so long term is not bullish.

[Anonymous No.51700962]

>>51700935
DOWN DOWN DOWN

[Anonymous No.51700963]

>>51700896
Ofc we agree anon.

[Anonymous No.51700967]

I'm sick and tired of the market dumping AND not having a hot, juicy titty muslim girl.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKIN GOOD TIMES?!?!!?
JUST GIMME A GREEN POORFOLIO, OR A HOT MUSLIM WOMAN!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51700972]

Potential for a halt today?

[Anonymous No.51700973]

>>51700928
I literally don't give a shit what you have to say about it retard lmao. Look around you, everything is blood red. I'm still right and you are still a faggot grasping at straws. I am literally euphoric at your despair and frustration and hope you off yourself soon.

[Anonymous No.51700974]

>>51700952
what kind of STD causes whatever that is on the hand?

[Anonymous No.51700978]

It must really suck to try to cope, especially when I was in the thread last night telling you exactly what would happen kek.

[Anonymous No.51700979]

THIS IS THE BOTTOM
BUY in 13 minutes

[Anonymous No.51700983]

>morning just started
>halfway point to first circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.51700984]

>>51700974
It's called MONKEY POOP you biatchh

[Anonymous No.51700986]

Did you bank profits yesterday, anon?

[Anonymous No.51700989]

>>51700974
LA ENFERMEDAD DE LAS AMERICAS.

[Anonymous No.51700995]

>>51700967
Based arab thot enjoyer

[Anonymous No.51701004]

>>51700979
The bottom is 0

[Anonymous No.51701007]

>>51700713
No, it won't drop, fuck you, we Nordstrom now, asshole

[Anonymous No.51701014]

Does anyone have that chart some of anon made where if you close the day a certain way and over night futures are green, crab or red the following day is going to be either a green, crab or red day? It was on an /smg/ thread yesterday but I failed to save it. Thanks lads.

[Anonymous No.51701018]

>>51700668
shorted 5x sp 500 at 3,7k i hope this shit crashes to the core of this bitch of a planet

[Anonymous No.51701027]

>>51700974
Goysloppox

[Anonymous No.51701032]

>>51700974

zooaids aka monkipoxx

[Anonymous No.51701031]

the bottom is in, the collapse of europe is /pricedin/

[Anonymous No.51701039]

>>51700978

And more. You can lead a horse to water...

[Anonymous No.51701048]

>>51700973
gay post

[Anonymous No.51701049]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51701051]

we end green I can feel it in my balls
that's the last washout before the big 20% bear market rally

[Anonymous No.51701054]

Why stonks so red today

[Anonymous No.51701066]

>>51701014
Never mind. I found the thread in the archives.

[Anonymous No.51701076]

>>51701054
because >>51700905 is always right

[Anonymous No.51701082]

>>51700995
>Based arab thot enjoyer
When is our time in the muslim sun (pussy), anon?
I feel like I need it. I feel it in my balls, they ache.
>>51701004
>bottom is 0
But where's the top? ;)

[Anonymous No.51701083]

>>51700929
Bogleheads get a lot right but they are too stubborn for their own good and miss a lot of obvious shit that's not even market timing. Take bonds for example.

They tell everyone to just BND or FXNAX and chill, a total bond fund. But the average duration of those bonds is 7 years. If you're in your 20s or 30s or 40s, why the hell are you buying a bond fund that has a maturity of 7 years when you are 25+ years from retirement?

Time horizon is when you buy the bonds that have a duration that match your time to retirement and its been repeatedly shown to be a fantastic idea. They like to bitch and moan about long term bonds being riskier but that risk pays off especially if you are talking about long term investing. EDV is the longest duration bond etf there is and before this crash (because interest rates are going up and better bonds are coming out) it was at 8% annualized returns. That's fucking amazing for bonds. AND the longer a duration the better inverse correlation with stocks which makes it even better for "balancing out a portfolio"

they like to complain about how longer bonds crash harder, but their performance is so great that the crash is never more than the gains they made, and the crash is great because your yield is spiking anyways and now the fund can buy even better bonds

[Anonymous No.51701085]

>>51701031

[Anonymous No.51701086]

>KMX
lol

[Anonymous No.51701088]

got to hand it to reddit propping up a garbage stock on garbage earnings, they really do have retard strength, bed bath and bankruptcy should be down 2 bucks today

[Anonymous No.51701092]

>>51700972
source

[Anonymous No.51701093]

>>51701054
I don't think you appreciate how close the UK economy was to collapsing yesterday.

[Anonymous No.51701102]

aapl finally crashing to its target price

[Anonymous No.51701105]

>>51701054

>market moves
>people STILL ask why

Kek

>>51701066

[Anonymous No.51701108]

so, how's that fed pivot working out for you bulls?

[Anonymous No.51701120]

almost everything is at pre covid prices and we're still going

[Anonymous No.51701122]

I sold too early- the crab doesn't even come out to play anymore. :(

[Anonymous No.51701124]

>>51700984
>>51700989
>>51701027
>>51701027
>>51701032
what a faggy disease

[Anonymous No.51701128]

>>51701120
We haven't even begun to drop. Bottom wont be till 320-200

[Anonymous No.51701129]

I am converting to boomer investing in these hard times.
Now is the time to buy divi stocks with low debt and a constant cashflow like food / tobacco / consumer goods producing companies.
if you actually want to invest for long term instead of all the gambling on here.

[Anonymous No.51701130]

>>51701120
What show is that from?

[Anonymous No.51701131]

OIL -1% only .

[Anonymous No.51701136]

>>51701102

buddy...

YA COULDVE DONE IT ALONG TIME AGO

[Anonymous No.51701137]

>$COIN

[Anonymous No.51701140]

>>51701120
apple is at $90?

[Anonymous No.51701142]

>>51700866
Literally how??

[Anonymous No.51701143]

Intelbros...

[Anonymous No.51701145]

>>51701120
i dont trust it, theyll just plunge protect it at lunch, im as bearish as anyone and I dont even want to gamble on this anymore after yesterdays fake and gay pump on absolutely no good fundamentals

[Anonymous No.51701147]

>>51701120
No we're not zoom out.
Tesla is like 7x its pre covid price lol.

[Anonymous No.51701151]

>He didn't bug out of the stock market and saving cash since USD is the most powerful currency ever, and is going to dump into an index/dividend in 1-2 years
>He didn't short the economy with puts to because the economy is being run by old men only concerned with saving their pensions
If you didn't do any of the two then you are NGMI

[Anonymous No.51701152]

>>51701108

TWO MORE WEEKS PIVOTS IN CONTROL AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51701162]

Nice lil mini pump you had there mumu.

We're so far from the bottom I can't even see it.

[Anonymous No.51701166]

I HATE MOTHS AND RUST
I HATE MOTHS AND RUST
I HATE MOTHS AND RUST
I HATE MOTHS AND RUST
I HATE MOTHS AND RUST

[Anonymous No.51701168]

>>51701136
The electrojews stole this from me

[Anonymous No.51701167]

>>51701054
so they can be green tomorrow, it's volatility season with a sprinkling of sparkling economic pain

[Anonymous No.51701169]

>get heemed yesterday
>buy more puts anyway

it's really so easy

[Anonymous No.51701172]

[Anonymous No.51701183]

>>51701120
its almost like the "its the supply chain not the fed's fault!" jews were lying to you like jews always do

[Anonymous No.51701186]

>>51701147
>we are not done having a market wide crash because company x and y are still overvalued

[Anonymous No.51701189]

>>51701120
We gotta reach pre 2008 prices, before the decade long pump

[Anonymous No.51701198]

>>51701151
You guys are always so clever in hindsight. Stop talking past tense it serves no purpose other than trying to make people feel regret.

[Anonymous No.51701204]

>>51701169
i called this shit and barely made any money since i rotated to some shitty options at closing bell trying to avoid wash sale rules i hate this shit i should be up 5 grand

[Anonymous No.51701212]

Stocks are down more than I thought

[Anonymous No.51701216]

ITS FUCKING OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51701218]

>>51701186
Not what I said at all but ok.

[Anonymous No.51701221]

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE P-POWELL SAMA I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.51701228]

to all the mumus lurking here silently, please announced your suicide first here so I can have something to fap to later

[Anonymous No.51701234]

>>51701204
just use a tax sheltered account like roth IRA, no wash sale rule

[Anonymous No.51701235]

>THE BEST IS YET TO COME

[Anonymous No.51701238]

>>51701189

>he thinks his robinhood account is going to exist "decades" from now

Kek. Wait until they cyberhack your shit in the winter and all your money gets stolen.

[Anonymous No.51701245]

THIS WAS THE SHITMADA CRASH I WAS WAITING FOR!!! GODDAMN THESE JEWS ARE SUCH A TEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51701253]

>>51701228
I sold my shorts so early scared of the crab fuck me. im gunna be sick, i only took small gains

[Anonymous No.51701254]

>>51701198
How bad did you get HOOOKED.

[Anonymous No.51701255]

>>51701245
it's only just beginning

[Anonymous No.51701260]

>>51701234
>roth IRA
>no withdrawals until age 59
nigga there aint even gonna be a stock market by the time im that old

[Anonymous No.51701273]

I hate the kpop poster so much. I thought that faggot got evicted. why is he even still here if he doesn't have a job?

[Anonymous No.51701277]

>>51701260
>not going for tax free reits

[Anonymous No.51701275]

>>51701198
some of us have been autistically screeching since late 2019 that this shit is fucking delusional and made up and all based on money printer

https://wallstreetonparade.com/2022/01/theres-a-news-blackout-on-the-feds-naming-of-the-banks-that-got-its-emergency-repo-loans-some-journalists-appear-to-be-under-gag-orders/

[Anonymous No.51701283]

>>51701245
Lol so you're stuck buying shorts, instead of scooping cheapies?
Which works better in the longterm?
;)
t. slurper demi-god

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701282]

which company can i buy if i want to invest in amateur lesbian pornography? like even if they do higher budget stuff too it's okay, but if there's one specific for the amateurs i'd like to throw some shekels at it.

[Anonymous No.51701284]

>>51701234
I wonder how many crypto retards that don't understand wash sale rules are going to get fucked by the tax man

[Anonymous No.51701285]

*enters le thread.

[Anonymous No.51701286]

>>51701273
I like him... we don't like you though.

[Anonymous No.51701287]

We are not in a recession until the white house and wikipedia says so. Otherwise you are fanatic orange man political extremist supporter

[Anonymous No.51701293]

>>51701275
so we're going back to 2019 levels?

[Anonymous No.51701294]

>>51701286
speak for yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.51701296]

>>51701287
see >>51701167

[Anonymous No.51701302]

>>51701198
I completely left the stock market because I was losing money on the YEARS LONG crabbing. Any crab that lasts that long is going down and I knew it.

[Anonymous No.51701305]

>>51701260
wtf didnt know americans got cucked so hard mb

[Anonymous No.51701306]

Did you be your own central bank yet?

[Anonymous No.51701308]

>>51701260
>nigga there aint even gonna be a stock market by the time im that old

This lmao. Imagine thinking that the stock market is going to exist 20 years from now. You can't even drive a gas powered car kek.

[Anonymous No.51701311]

>all those mumus who gloated yesterday
DEAD
CAT
BOUNCE

[Anonymous No.51701314]

>>51701238
Too late nigger, got margin called and owe them money. The debt is now from the WEF hackers

[Anonymous No.51701317]

>sell many telsa puts for a large loss during yesterday's power hour
>they would've been 3 baggers right now
I'm the dumbest bear

[Anonymous No.51701316]

>>51701277
>reits
yeah i definitely want to be involved in real estate right now before the great housing crash of 2022-2023 good advice /biz/

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701324]

>>51701282
i guess there's PLBY, but i was looking for something that won't give money to trannys or niggers

[Anonymous No.51701327]

>>51701287
>Markets went down by 100%, here is why we are not in a recession

[Anonymous No.51701330]

Who else /MAX COMFY/ here?

[Anonymous No.51701335]

>>51701260
you can withdraw principal, also rule 72t

[Anonymous No.51701337]

>>51701316
>not knowing reits are mostly cell towers, industrial warehouses, and data centers
the absolute state of this general

[Anonymous No.51701339]

>>51701311

[Anonymous No.51701341]

>>51701254
I'm bearish, just saying this autistic gloating is pathetic. Anybody can give advice in past tense since there's zero risk of embarrassment and you're always right.

[Anonymous No.51701349]

>>51701317
did I say 3 I meant 4

[Anonymous No.51701351]

>>51701253
Th secret to getting rich is to be content with small gains.

“ Sell, regret and grow rich”
- Lord Baron Rothschild

[Anonymous No.51701353]

>>51701330
>Beat the markets last year swing trading leverage
>Beat the markets this year by going full cash gang
God damn it feels good

[Anonymous No.51701364]

>>51701341
>i-i made money too, Its just I don't like gloating!
Okay, how much money did you lose today

[Anonymous No.51701366]

>>51701283
Based pm

[Anonymous No.51701368]

>>51700668
I'm sorry bobo frens but I sold and bought this dip. At least for now.

[Anonymous No.51701372]

WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

[Anonymous No.51701374]

>>51701327
>Markets went down by 100%
>and thats a good thing!

[Anonymous No.51701380]

>>51701120
yeah but those were a bubble. you didn't know?

[Anonymous No.51701385]

>>51701337
>>not knowing reits are mostly cell towers, industrial warehouses, and data centers

>not knowing that commercial real estate took a dump in 2008 along with residential
the absolute state of (you)

[Anonymous No.51701391]

thank god I saved some nice mumu cringe from July to laugh at

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701394]

>>51701368
do you want me to switch to tsla calls because this is how you get me to purchase short dated tsla calls.

[Anonymous No.51701395]

>>51701330
All in on cash, for months now. God it feels good and it's so little work. I feel bad for friends and relatives, but fantastic for myself.

[Anonymous No.51701399]

>>51701353
>75k in cash gang
>have no idea what I am doing
>just sit on cash this year
>this was actually the correct move
Ok /smg/ how do I actually secure any value from my cash before the bank runs begin? Buy land? Bullets? Something else? I have 5k in crypto but that is it

[Anonymous No.51701401]

>western europe is collapsing under the weight of green energy and its welfare state
>china is run by corrupt communist bug men
>japan has crabbed since the 90s
>koreans are going extinct
>taiwan is going the way of korea
>india's gdp per capita is $7,000 so they are a few decades away from even having a decent stock market
>latin america and africa continue to be shitholes
>canada is collapsing thanks to treudae selling out to the IMF
is America really the last free bastion of economic growth?

[Anonymous No.51701403]

guess i should've paid attention to the market yesterday, everything dropped a little too hard and i don't know what i want to short

[Anonymous No.51701405]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.51701406]

Why the fuck is the nasdaq down more than 3%?

[Anonymous No.51701407]

>>51700973
Kek, based

[Anonymous No.51701412]

>>51701401
What about Australia?

[Anonymous No.51701418]

Natural Shrimp (SHMP) is on a penny stock moon mission. Thanks for the tip Anon!

[Anonymous No.51701420]

I just slurped SOXL ama

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701428]

I just bought TSLA calls, you faggots probably hate making money, but I like making money, so we'll buy here and sell like in 40 minutes, and i'll collect at least 10-15%. #fuckniggers

[Anonymous No.51701434]

>>51701412
I already said china

[Anonymous No.51701437]

>>51701293
No, we've been overvalued since the dotcom crash so look at that value, adjust for compound inflation over that time period and you might find a reasonable valuation but keep in mind that we've gutted our middle class over that time period and the only sector that has emerged is the cell phone and how to monetize every idiot having a computer in their pocket 24/7

So DOW was about 10k in 2001, the dollar is worth 1/3rd what it was then, that gets us to 30k, that was also when we had a legitimately strong economy though instead of a financial and other services based economy with a side of logistics and marketing. I'd say with the way things are now 20k is more reasonable, but our banking sector is so fucked it might be lower than that, depending on how much money they print to bail out the banks again, the valuation could be higher. It's a giant guessing game and nobody knows the real answers.

[Anonymous No.51701442]

hit my bid you stupid faggots, i dont have all day

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701445]

>>51701401
>koreans are going extinct
NOT IF I CAN STOP IT

[Anonymous No.51701446]

>>51701406
Because AAPL is down 4

[Anonymous No.51701448]

The big boys are taking retail chumps on a wild ride again.

[Anonymous No.51701459]

>>51701341
gloating is literally what it's all about?
what are you going to buy? more useless shit off amazon to fill up your garage? more useless tech gadgets and baubles.

no anon, it's solely about feeling superior.

[Anonymous No.51701470]

>>51701406
long nose clan is trying to make the goy capitulate

[Anonymous No.51701474]

>>51701448
It's more that people are realizing that the BOE's drastic move was actually a sign of bad things rather than a retarded bug signal

[Anonymous No.51701484]

>europe managed to kill themselves not through war or a natural disaster but just by dying randomly
the fuck do euros even do why are they crabbing at best and collapsing at worse? Like the FUCK is happening with UK bonds?

[Anonymous No.51701485]

What the actual fuck, how am I underwater with fucking O reeeeeeeeee. Even my Bank of America stock is nearing my cost average

[Anonymous No.51701488]

i'm -20% in a week

[Anonymous No.51701494]

>>51701488
based

[Anonymous No.51701496]

>>51701437
hmm interesting, I'll probably just stick to buying energy and healthcare stocks

[Anonymous No.51701497]

oh fuck gotta close my shorts

[Anonymous No.51701499]

>be me
>never had any investment training
>never even watched a YouTube video
>trade solely based on the meme chart
>up $15k in 10 days

AMA

[Anonymous No.51701504]

>>51701445
Mutt piggu go home.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701509]

>>51701488
Have you tried making money?

[Anonymous No.51701514]

>51701412
>51701434
>What about Australia?
>I already said china
Kek my negro

[Anonymous No.51701524]

I go down with ship I'm not panic selling. I have faith that they will scam this market back up like they always do

[Anonymous No.51701525]

>>51701368
good play anon. I sold my shorts yesterday after UK shit but completely missed today move. jews really want to test the lows it seems

[Anonymous No.51701529]

When do we see the financial speculators tricks and we have a reversal?

[Anonymous No.51701532]

>>51701286
I don't like the kpop faggot and I don't like you either.

[Anonymous No.51701534]

>>51701499
First hit is free

[Anonymous No.51701539]

>>51701401
>koreans are going extinct
Wut? Are they not doing Sexoooo anymore to make more gooks?

[Anonymous No.51701541]

CHING LING CHING CHONG CANADIAN WHITE MAJORTY GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701545]

>>51701504
ima make half white half korean christian babies with my gf.

[Anonymous No.51701547]

>>51701401
CHINA IS COLLAPSING> HAHAHA YANG GANG MOUTHFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51701548]

>>51701446
4.5

[Anonymous No.51701561]

>>51701532

You're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.51701563]

>>51701496
I'd say oil is the best bet right now, ukraine is probably going to escalate which will increase demand, the US is going to stop releasing from the SPR (1 million barrels a day, 5% of US consumption) after the midterms and will also be needing to buy the 220 million barrels they drained from the SPR for this political stunt. So oil futures for december, january and february delivery are probably going to be pretty high. And prices rarely come down quickly.

[Anonymous No.51701567]

>>51701488
well now you can make 25% without paying taxes as long as its in a different equity
lucky you

[Anonymous No.51701574]

>>51701529

>SIGA

no no no no no npoookk

[Anonymous No.51701576]

Still long. Still targeting 3800.
Bobo never gets to cum.

[Anonymous No.51701582]

>>51701364
Enjoy actively making the thread a worse place for everyone I guess.
People like you contantly trying to make people regretful is why most of the thread keeps losing money.
The helpful thing to do would be to tell people to go short before the fact instead of gloating afterwards. But you don't do that because you're scared of being wrong.

>>51701459
Feels like you made this post just as an excuse to complain about consumers for some reason. Greed and being cocky will ruin any trader eventually.

[Anonymous No.51701594]

if inflation gets too out of hand, can't we just reverse split the dollar?

[Anonymous No.51701595]

>>51701576
>

[Anonymous No.51701597]

>>51701399
Buy hard assets (land, bullets, precious metals), a cash position, and DCA into crypto projects that have been proven to be resilient.

[Anonymous No.51701598]

>>51701541
This is just simply not true. You must be some nigger immigrant, living in Quebec.
>>51701545
>mixed up christian babies
Based and Hitlerpilled

[Anonymous No.51701599]

>>51701576

I literally have been cumming buckets for 2 weeks straight retard.

[Anonymous No.51701614]

is literally anything a good buy right now

[Anonymous No.51701619]

>>51701092
https://twitter.com/LewdCactus64/status/1471960669314592775

[Anonymous No.51701621]

>>51701614
SPX shorts.

[Anonymous No.51701622]

>>51701614
lube

[Anonymous No.51701623]

>>51701598
>This is just simply not true. You must be some nigger immigrant, living in Quebec.

[Anonymous No.51701628]

>>51701582
>Bull loses money by dumping it into a clown economy as the fucking fed openly says they are going to kill it
>"Y-YOUR MAKING THE THREAD WORSE FOR EVERYONE!"
so you didn't leave the stock market or short? You lost money and are NGMI

[Anonymous No.51701635]

>>51701623
>one reaction image
>on an image board
Lmao your kind has to go back

[Anonymous No.51701634]

>>51700881
Some bought at 17 and 19. I didn't buy soxs if that makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.51701636]

SPXS is such a piece of shit lol. Someone email Direxion and tell them that the calibration is fucked up. It's should be well over $30 by now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701637]

my fucking TSLA calls are only up 5%, fucking 40 minutes feels like all fucking day.

[Anonymous No.51701638]

>*TURKEY'S ERDOGAN: BRITISH POUND HAS BLOWN UP
Fucking lol

[Anonymous No.51701639]

>>51701614
YANG

[Anonymous No.51701650]

>>51701614
guns and food

[Anonymous No.51701653]

>>51701628
I told you earlier I'm shorting. Russell 2000 and DAX to be specific.
Are you really this desperate for bragging rights?

[Anonymous No.51701659]

>>51701574
im not in SIGA anymore, that pic is just a trophy

[Anonymous No.51701661]

NEW 52 WEEK LOW! EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR A NEW 52 WEEK LOW!

[Anonymous No.51701669]

>>51701653

>I'm shorting
>the Russell 2000

Holy fucking poorfag kek.

[Anonymous No.51701674]

>>51701635
>>one reaction image
>>on an image board
>Lmao your kind has to go back

[Anonymous No.51701679]

DXY about to gap down, close your shorts bobo

[Anonymous No.51701681]

FUCK
CARVANA

[Anonymous No.51701682]

>>51701636
Babbys first inversed letf

[Anonymous No.51701685]

>>51701669
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.51701687]

>>51701614
Lots of things are a good buy if you're willing to hold for a decade. Anything that you intend to sell in the next 2-3 years is questionable though.

[Anonymous No.51701693]

>>51701653
>N-NO IM SHORTING! YOU ARE JUST BRAGGING!
Stop lying about how you are NGMI. I bugged out because I saw the writing on the wall, and next year or after I'm dumping into index/dividends to win this Jewish game they are playing on us

[Anonymous No.51701702]

>>51701446
4.7

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701704]

>>51701653
lmao the russian 2000? didn't you see Putin has positioned 200K troops to make another assault on Kiev? After the good guys win, they'll rename it Putingrad.

[Anonymous No.51701708]

There are literally people asking "why are we selling". If this is you, please get out of financial markets. This is not the gig for you. I am not saying this to be rude, I am saying it as a fellow human being who is concerned for your well-being.

[Anonymous No.51701709]

>>51701563
I was thinking more along the lines of stagflation for the next several years so buying companies like XOM would be a good investment

[Anonymous No.51701711]

>>51701679
>pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt7iFD_USwc

[Anonymous No.51701713]

>>51701637
You have 5 minutes to exit.
Watch and learn

[Anonymous No.51701717]

>>51701488
You have a skill. Most people would not be able to pull that off even if they tried

[Anonymous No.51701721]

>>51701638
Commerce Secretary of the US was shitting on the UK and criticizing their fiscal and monetary policy since Liz Truss took office and it couldn't be more indicative or the absolute state of pots calling kettle blacks that is the US administration. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.51701725]

how do i long white genocide?

[Anonymous No.51701726]

if we hold yesterdays lows, is that reason to go above yesterdays highs?

[Anonymous No.51701729]

Thinking of closing these and buying some short dated puts with 10% in case bottom falls out. I dont really think theres a good reason the bottom WOULDNT fall out here and make a new low, but Bank of England is buying le bonds
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51701732]

>>51700978
I was just thinking about you this morning I might have a screen cap too

[Anonymous No.51701735]

why are we selling

[Anonymous No.51701740]

>>51701693
Keep bragging I'm sure daddy will notice you someday.

[Anonymous No.51701741]

>>51701709
I don't think you're wrong, I would also look into companies like shell that get oil from places in africa where there is no green agenda to fuck their production up.

[Anonymous No.51701746]

>>51701273
>>51701294
>>51701532
>>51701539

ONLINE CYBER BULLIES! I HATE THEMMMMMMMMM WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51701748]

who the fuck stopped redeeming?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701749]

>>51701713
in at $4,85 out at $5,65 easiest 15% of my life

[Anonymous No.51701750]

>>51701725
TLT

[Anonymous No.51701753]

>>51701721
But yes of course this isn't just exclusive to us. The rest of the world is full of clown leadership. Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.51701754]

>>51701708
There's no one reason tho, market is not an exact science. Could be boe news fading, fed concerns or high US dollar

[Anonymous No.51701761]

>>51701708

SERIOUS QUESTION

I'm starting to think that the Great Reset is a psyop to make rightwingers blackpilled. Someone tell me the truth..

[Anonymous No.51701762]

>>51701143
Fuckin more like incelbros now

[Anonymous No.51701765]

>>51701721
The difference is the hat pound doesn't control the world economy like the dollar does, so Liz Truss acting like it does is retarded. America can stomach a complete depression because we drag everyone else down with us, while England cant

[Anonymous No.51701766]

doesnt Q4 start on monday, should i go all in for green monday?

[Anonymous No.51701769]

>>51701704
In non-schizo please. Hard for you I know.

[Anonymous No.51701770]

>>51701735
JUST….. BECAUSE. OK?

[Anonymous No.51701771]

rejected top of bollinger band, lower we go

[Anonymous No.51701773]

>>51701729
im sort of thinking the same rn, feel like its gotta go down more this week at least, but central banks could be fucky

[Anonymous No.51701774]

>>51701735
Because everything has been overbought for years and a culling of useless chaff is in order

[Anonymous No.51701776]

>>51701771
what time frame

[Anonymous No.51701783]

>>51701721
Both administrations in the US and UK are trying to throw even more money at the problem. The big difference is that the fed is willing to go hard to negate their stupidity, while the BoE hardly does anything to negate their governments stupidity. In the end the US will be hurt but survive and the UK will turn into another Argentina

[Anonymous No.51701790]

>>51701761
Holy fucking shit. Nice Jeb! meme.

[Anonymous No.51701792]

>>51701637
I fucking bought calls and I'm up 18% already
Wtf are you doing son?
Also Jewish niggers like you race mixing with Koreans is the reason they're going extinct, you selfish coomer.

[Anonymous No.51701796]

>>51701761
"Great Reset" is a plan to bluepill boomers into thinking that the financial system will help them, but in reality rugpullling them and Xers to give younger generations the chance to buy into the ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.51701801]

All I want is VIX under 30 so I can short again

[Anonymous No.51701800]

>>51701776
37 second chart, check the MFI and VMACD

[Anonymous No.51701808]

>>51701761
Right winger? They literally want to enslave humanity. For centuries we've edged closer and closer to a one world government and one world economy. This time around we're closer than we have ever been in the past. The technological revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
I say this as an enlightened centrist

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701827]

>>51701761
maybe they'll rename Kiev Jebagrad.

[Anonymous No.51701832]

>DXY in free fall
>bonds not moving that extreme
so the market shit the bed due the US prints we got? that doesn't feel like a real dump... the data was bad, but not -4% bad

[Anonymous No.51701835]

>>51701800
he doesn't chart on the 90d/195m
>NGMI

[Anonymous No.51701836]

>>51701761
When vaxxers die and all that's left in America is the Christian right, they will all coalesce behind Trump who will be playing the "good cop" against the WEF and the "antichrist". When Trump is killed and they boot up Project Bluebeam and in a mocking of Christ they pull out Trump's body double played by Andy Kaufman 3 days later, everyone is going to worship him as a leader who has divine right. A full-blown textbook Communist takeover of the entire 1st world is literally years away and you are going to cheer for it.

[Anonymous No.51701870]

>>51701832
we're likely inching towards a massive capitulation event. I really hope the CPI numbers are bleak because I think that's the only chance left to really break out of this fucking crab downward rut we're stuck in is some massive capitulation down to ~3200 on the S&P. This is starting to get a bit ridiculous at this point. I was hoping Powell would jack rates the fuck up at the last one but this slow bleed is beginning to torture me because I keep opening positions and getting shafted

[Anonymous No.51701873]

>>51701790
Based albedo poster

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701880]

>>51701792
fuck you i took my 15% on top of the 200% from the puts i had overnight. ima start taking the zinc supplements along with the other stuff that makes you cum buckets and i'ma fuck my gookfu raw and fill her womb with so much cum that she gets pregnant with twins.

[Anonymous No.51701885]

>>51701594
that is called Default.

[Anonymous No.51701895]

So what's the stupid fucking reason for the sell off today? Anything in particular or just more "the line has to go down!" bobo bullshit? I'm really, really, really fucking tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.51701898]

>>51701870
this is what they mean by soft landing, there won't be a crash where your puts go up 50% in one day, that causes panic, your porfolio losing 2% per week with one or two green days sprinkled in for false hope is the name of the game

[Anonymous No.51701902]

>>51700923
why does she make that face

[Anonymous No.51701905]

>>51701082
>>51700923
Yeah I'll need a source on that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701909]

>>51701594
we could just get rid of the penny, and drop a zero on everything.

[Anonymous No.51701913]

What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.51701921]

>>51701761
¡JEB! posting is my favourite

[Anonymous No.51701926]

Stop selling. Stop fucking selling.

[Anonymous No.51701927]

apple refusing to rally here makes me think we're going lower

[Anonymous No.51701928]

>>51701885
Why isn’t it called default when the Bank of England does it?

[Anonymous No.51701932]

>NASDAAAAAAAAAACK

[Anonymous No.51701934]

>>51701898
What's the fucking POINT? just to make sure nobody is really making tons of money even from shorts?

[Anonymous No.51701941]

>>51701324
Twitter?

[Anonymous No.51701946]

>>51701928
Read the Talmud.

[Anonymous No.51701947]

>>51701082
sauce? Please tell me she gets bleached

[Anonymous No.51701950]

>>51701928
because they're irrelevant. that can happen to every central bank except the US. if it happens to the US, gold will 25x and states will secede.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701952]

>>51701913
world war 3 started, the federal reserve has begun quantitative tightening, tl;dr the jews sold short.

[Anonymous No.51701960]

>>51701870
I don't know anon.. we have so many bad news out in the last weeks its unreal. I would rather be more careful about "good" news. just see how the market rips up yesterday after the delusional UK bond move. if Russia escalates due nordstream then I can imagine a black swan event but other than that maybe some big bank blows up but is unlikely after the stress test results.

[Anonymous No.51701963]

and we're back

[Anonymous No.51701964]

>>51701934
you either think, or you swim, it's all noise just don't fight the trend

[Anonymous No.51701965]

>>51701545
you got your gookfu back baggie? thought she'd left you for good

[Anonymous No.51701974]

damn i am bad at this. i just make huge shit trades non-stop. maybe this day trading is not for me.

i was anyway gonna focus more on reading today.

[Anonymous No.51701975]

i didnt close my puts yet

[Anonymous No.51701981]

Seriously, massive companies that by all measures are still doing good business selling off 2-5% literally every day for a fucking year is ridiculous.

Does no one else agree with my theory that all of this red is mostly because of Big Money shorting everything to death with massive leverage? This actually feels a bit more absurd than the insane 2020-2021 bull run because at least that had Fed printing as a tangible reason. Now we're just seeing consistent selling - across every sector in unison down to the minute - over bearish speculation without any actual corresponding major moves from the Fed.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51701982]

>>51701941
whats the amateur lesbian pornography scene on trump social? i'm kinda interested in what conservative lesbian amateurs look like while they're getting each other off.

[Anonymous No.51701988]

>>51700962
SPIN ME AROUND AND AROUND
NOTHING IS REAL BUT THE WAY THAT I FEEL
AND I FEEL LIKE GOING

[Anonymous No.51701990]

>>51701963
eh?

[Anonymous No.51701992]

The great meltup begins

[Anonymous No.51701993]

>>51701836

Dude I unironically have normie friends and boomers mentioning the Great Reset to me. The top is in, I think it's a psyop.

[Anonymous No.51701994]

YITWB

[Anonymous No.51702000]

>>51701895
Lol

[Anonymous No.51702004]

>>51701880
Just seeing you seethe with near identical trades but with me, obviously, being a more big brained, bigger dicked, more experienced jewish Chad with a Vietnamese French gf with large milkers who I don't have to cheat on puts a smile on my face.

[Anonymous No.51702007]

>>51701832

[Anonymous No.51702008]

>>51701934
>What's the fucking POINT? just to make sure nobody is really making tons of money even from shorts?
exactly, these little pumps along the way to shake you out
fighting inflation one stop loss at a time

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702009]

>>51701965
yeah she forgave me like the next day or 2 days later.

[Anonymous No.51702014]

>>51701950
They aren’t irrelevant though, yesterdays gilt buying spree even managed to bring the US ten year yield down with it

[Anonymous No.51702017]

>>51701932
My QQQ position be hurtin breh

[Anonymous No.51702019]

>>51702000
That was six days ago you daft motherfucker. God dammit it's insane how shortsighted bears are. Do you really just think about things in week long time frames??

[Anonymous No.51702024]

>>51701994
>>51701992
oh no...

[Anonymous No.51702025]

>>51701934
Anon, what part of "elimination of the middle class" do you not understand?

What part of "you will own nothing and be happy" do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.51702029]

>>51701974
First step to getting better is to leave this shithole.

[Anonymous No.51702030]

>>51702025
clearly none of it because I just doubled down on october SOXL calls at $12

[Anonymous No.51702031]

>>51701905
That’s a man

[Anonymous No.51702032]

bought January 140p on AAPL for 6.80, now thinking of selling the 135p for about 8.10

[Anonymous No.51702033]

>>51701981
>his actually feels a bit more absurd than the insane 2020-2021 bull run
The post-scampump valuations were fake and gay, now the free money tap is shut and everything will return to fair value.

[Anonymous No.51702037]

>>51701981
The SP500 went up 118% in 18 months. You think that's normal? It's a speculative bubble fueled by excessive fiscal stimulus. Now they are going in the opposite direction so of course there will be a massive selloff

[Anonymous No.51702040]

>>51701981
>without any actual corresponding major moves from the Fed.
You're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.51702047]

>>51701981
You think shorting causes the price to go down? Holy fucking shit is /smg/ retarded these days.

We’re still way above pre-COVID highs. All of the value addition you saw in 2020-2021 was ARTIFICIAL. It was caused by low interest rates and the Fed buying the market/creating liquidity. As soon as that stops (your so called “without any actual corresponding major moves from the Fed”) money escapes the market and goes somewhere else. This is the result of no action, moron.

[Anonymous No.51702054]

>>51701993
I'm not joking. That is their actual plan and it is brilliant. Many people will be deceived. Do not take Elon's Nueralink chip. It is the mark of the Beast. He is the False Prophet.

[Anonymous No.51702055]

>>51702029
And go where?

[Anonymous No.51702056]

>>51702033
I really seriously doubt it though. All assumptions of "fair value" are total bullshit - which is exactly what bears say when the market isn't going their way, but of course now that's their justification for why the market should continue selling off, in unison down to the minute, across every sector.

[Anonymous No.51702058]

> he baked?

[Anonymous No.51702060]

>PLTR IS GREEN

Palantards, we’re all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.51702061]

>>51702047
All of the value added since 2001 was artificial, you’re 20 years off

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51702062]

>>51702029
no the only step to getting better is to stop making losing trades. after you get done with step one that's it, you've got unlimited money.

[Anonymous No.51702066]

>>51701934
>What's the fucking POINT? just to make sure nobody is really making tons of money even from shorts?
You don't realize that the market is a political tool manipulated by the government? They aren't going to crash it before midterms. Think about it, they released 1 million barrels of oil a day from the strategic petroleum reserve between april and the midterm election just so people would stop putting up the biden "i did that" stickers at the gas station. You think the stock market is any different?

[Anonymous No.51702067]

If i don't sell I haven't lost any money

[Anonymous No.51702074]

>>51702019
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.51702076]

>>51702067
Based and Buffett-pilled

[Anonymous No.51702080]

>>51702072
>>51702072
>>51702072
new
>>51702072
>>51702072
>>51702072
new

[Anonymous No.51702082]

>>51702055
I’m thinking Cambodia, just lay on the beach drinking cocktails and stop giving a shit about all this crap

[Anonymous No.51702085]

>>51702056
QE? Be a bull.
QT? Be a bear.

It really is that simple. I dont get why people try to fight central banks

[Anonymous No.51702086]

>>51702067
Exactly. It’s all fairy dust

[Anonymous No.51702087]

>>51701981
>Does no one else agree with my theory that all of this red is mostly because of Big Money shorting everything to death with massive leverage?
No I do not fellow redditor, downvoted.

[Anonymous No.51702089]

Now the Algo's come out to play until last hour. Lets see how it goes. I really want to time the last hour right today.

[Anonymous No.51702098]

>>51702040
>>51702047
>There have been corresponding major moves from the Fed!!
No, there absolutely have not. It's all jawboning in front of cameras while in actuality the moves they've made have been paltry. Interest rates are still historically rock bottom and in reality are closer to zero or negative.

Also what the fuck are you talking about, shorting with huge leverage doesn't make the market go down now?? lol what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51702099]

>>51702019
Boy, you’re dumb. I hope you’re larping and just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.51702114]

>>51702029
nah shitposting on smg is okay maybe the doomer posting is not good for mental health but that dont bother me.

i make the shit trades by myself. i think i need to find a system that i can just follow to the tee. cos my impulsive trading is shit tier.

[Anonymous No.51702131]

>>51702061
I agree. It was simply accelerated over the last two years.

GOD DAMN do we have a long way down. I can’t wait to short this market all the way to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51702140]

>>51702098
>they've made have been paltry
They are going slowly because too big of a shock to the economy could make it spiral out of their control. That is what they mean by soft landing. They will keep going until something breaks and then they will take it from there because this is unchartered waters, as they have been open about this entire time

[Anonymous No.51702144]

>ABSOLUTE LAST FUCKING CHANCE BEFORE YOU GET HEEMED TO FUCKING HELL YOU STUPID MUMU

[Anonymous No.51702151]

>>51700974
Bad photoshopping

[Anonymous No.51702177]

>>51701981
This is a pristine example of mumu retardation. It belongs in a museum. We just had the most insane bull run of all time and now that money printer turns down you descend into GME tier conspiracies about muh short sellers and say oh no this is really unusual. And what the fuck do you mean no moves from the fed? Do you expect line to go up any day that Jerome isn't speaking? And it hasn't been a full year yet lmao strap in retard.

[Anonymous No.51702183]

>>51702062
Yeah I'm sure you're just constantly winning with how bipolar your posts are.

[Anonymous No.51702203]

>>51702098
You don’t options trade, do you? A stock decreases in value when traders buy and sell it at successively lower prices. Leveraged options don’t have an affect on the underlying stock price, retard.

Oh man, I hope your tricking me for your sake. If you’re serious then you need to close your positions and lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.51702207]

>>51701981
Why would they need to shorterino when the bubble was them using printed money to go long the shares in the first place?

[Anonymous No.51702220]

>>51702177
>there can be no price stability while these fucks are in the market. they must be culled. jerome demands it

[Anonymous No.51702260]

>>51702207
what if i told you the squeeze has not been squoze bros

[Anonymous No.51702264]

>>51702177
I think (hope) he’s pretending. There’s an anon ITT that likes to take a retard’s position on a given topic. I believe he’s trying to get us all to come to a consensus as to how ridiculous it is to be a bull right now. No one could be this stupid, right…?