/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.51694927]

irish mail order bride edition

no links

previous: >>51692866

[Anonymous No.51694974]

>>51694927
This woman has very nice breasts

[Anonymous No.51694987]

>>51694974
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.51694996]

>>51694974
She has very nice herpes as well

[Anonymous No.51695003]

>>51694987
That man has very nice breasts.

[Anonymous No.51695007]

>>51694927
not built for BBC (though she may have taken a few dozen in her lifetime)

[Anonymous No.51695012]

Po-ta-to. Cook em. Mash em. Put ‘em in a stew

[Anonymous No.51695014]

>>51695003
Better.

[Anonymous No.51695027]

Does the BoJ or BoE have a primary mandate to control inflation like the US Fed does?

[Anonymous No.51695026]

How are yuro futes looking?

[Anonymous No.51695046]

>>51695012
Do whatever you want with 'em, they're too dumb to know better
gotta love em

[Anonymous No.51695067]

pump my bags BoE.

[Anonymous No.51695072]

>>51694927
Disgusting, rather be gay

[Anonymous No.51695073]

>>51694927
Would take her as an indentured servant

[Anonymous No.51695082]

>>51694927
Check out these links,

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chloe+Sakamata

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>51692866

[Anonymous No.51695096]

>>51695082
gross

[Anonymous No.51695097]

Okay smg how much of your foreskin did the jews steal to make into health potions for old people? My doctor was kind and only took as little as he he could without angering the jew gods

[Anonymous No.51695105]

>>51695067
The bank of England is only going to pump your bags for a couple days. Once they stop doing so BOBO will come out of his cave. DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO

[Anonymous No.51695106]

what is the game plan are we going to continue dumping for another year? fomc reports showed that inflation was cooling.

[Anonymous No.51695119]

Germany inflation data today

[Anonymous No.51695129]

>>51695097
>tfw being american and getting your dick slices basically marks you as a jew slave for life

feels bad bros, no riches will ever give me my pp skin back

[Anonymous No.51695130]

>>51695097
I'll be taking that foreskin goy.

[Anonymous No.51695149]

>>51695105
all i need is one day

[Anonymous No.51695152]

>>51695026
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

[Anonymous No.51695173]

>>51695097
I've been doing foreskin restoration, I've only just achieved crown coverage while flaccid, but it gives me hope
also feels way better using my onahole, I can really see what the gliding sensation is supposed to be like

[Anonymous No.51695174]

>>51695129
They do it to tame the goys.. cut off the skins and sex isn't as good. Then women just fuck niggers and dogs.

[Anonymous No.51695175]

>>51695129
Reminder that circumcision is a Jewish tradition. They were historically identifiable amongst Europeans so they made it the norm in America

[Anonymous No.51695187]

German inflation set to top 10% today for the first time in history

[Anonymous No.51695209]

>>51695187
>first time in history
are you not counting weimar for a reason?

[Anonymous No.51695219]

>>51695209
Modern Germany. Whatever

[Anonymous No.51695253]

>>51694927
S-SERS! I will hold SOXL until it is back to $70, and then I will buy that butifel white woman!

[Anonymous No.51695261]

>>51695175
so i got circumcised because generations of jews were humiliated during penis inspection day growing up? how is that fair?

[Anonymous No.51695291]

>>51695209
>are you not counting weimar for a reason?
Are you saying the hall of cost didn't change everything? Because the hall of cost changed everything.

[Anonymous No.51695312]

what's up with liking penises, that shit is gay and that didn't use to happen this much back in the day

[Anonymous No.51695314]

I'm a homeless alcoholic. I was in my usual spot I sleep at tonight and a guy came through and he said he had something to smoke. It was meth. I recently cut ties with my family. I was too scared to try it 3 years ago. But having a bad fight with my family and being homeless and broke made me say screw it. I'll try it. I think the first couple of hits it didn't get hot enough but I got smoke. Eventually the guy got so high after I watched him Inject it(first time I ever saw someone inject anything). I kept hitting it from 3 A.M. until I finished it by about 4:20. I was sobering up about then...

During that time the guy came back a few times... he got on his hand and knees and pulled his pants down and asked if he had an ass like a female and he actually kinda did. He was asking me to spank him which freaked me out. I've always been kinda funny about my sexuality but I have never been with another guy... after another 30 minutes of smoking I realized I was comfortable having sex with him if that chance arose... When people talked about meth removing the sexual anxiety I am able to totally relate as I had never been with a guy but was considering risky behavior..

He disappeared but when he came back I openly asked for a blowjob to which he turned me down saying he only does that for someone he's really close with... After that the sexual nature of the encounter was gone... I was a little relieved because I have never been with another guy and this drug had me ready to have sex with a total stranger... I've always said a trans is the only one that could maybe get me off.... NOT THE CASE ON METH! I was ready to screw just about anything after an hour of smoking...

I've been addicted to crack, and MDMA... Neither of those drugs have ever made me feel so sexually promiscuous... I've had sex 1 time in the last 2 years..

[Anonymous No.51695318]

So when do we start longing SOXL again?

[Anonymous No.51695343]

.......what the fuck is going on in this thread?
This is why we include the OP links, god dammit

[Anonymous No.51695345]

>>51695318
DCA starting friday

[Anonymous No.51695354]

After my experience tonight I will not be looking for anymore meth. It's like a cocaine/MDMA high but it will have you doing things those drugs won't, and other things you didnt think you would be willing to do...

I cant recommend this drug, or any drug I have done in the past. These things are no good for your health, and your control over yourself. Weed may be safer but if you're trying to get a decent job, it will mess you up too.

I should be asleep or hungry by now and I am neither. It is a horribly powerful drug and lasts too long. I do not enjoy a heavy drug lasting this long.

Even hours after taking the drug I wouldn't be sexually interested in that guy but I am still constantly thinking about finding a female prostitute and this is something I don't do either....

[Anonymous No.51695357]

>>51695312
Well i like my penis anon.
It looks cute and squirts quite a lot of semen.
Whats not to like about it?

[Anonymous No.51695360]

>>51695318
Too late now lol we goin to the moon

[Anonymous No.51695361]

FUCK CARVANA

[Anonymous No.51695369]

>>51695318
>>51695345
you guys missed the bottom it will never be under 10 again

[Anonymous No.51695371]

Can anyone explain who the pig is in the saying, bears profit, bulls profit, pigs get slaughtered?

[Anonymous No.51695386]

>>51695371
here

[Anonymous No.51695385]

>>51695371
Me

[Anonymous No.51695388]

>>51694927
She didn't age so well i see. Sick fucks >>>>> young pussy >>>>> old pussy

[Anonymous No.51695402]

>>51695371
lean hogs of course. it's suggesting that there's a market correlation with the futures commodity, what else did you think it mean? you are reading too much into this

[Anonymous No.51695413]

>mfw I wake up to green dildos.
god bless the king

[Anonymous No.51695428]

>>51695360
>>51695369
Shoot I guess I wont make any money now!!

[Anonymous No.51695432]

>>51695371
Pigs are greedy investors that don’t sell in search of greater gainz and then reap the consequences.

[Anonymous No.51695448]

so you guys just talk about drugs and penises in these thread?

[Anonymous No.51695452]

Lol

[Anonymous No.51695454]

I matched with a tranny should I go deep inside or is that gay?

[Anonymous No.51695458]

>>51695413
Was he crowned already?

[Anonymous No.51695465]

>>51695448
looks like

[Anonymous No.51695466]

Jannies gave me a 10 minute ban for posting my dick hard but left up my flaccid dick?? FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.51695468]

>>51695386
That cat is unspeakably smug

[Anonymous No.51695469]

>>51695454
It's only gay if balls touch

[Anonymous No.51695471]

>>51695454
pretty sure fucking a mans asshole is the very definition of gay.

[Anonymous No.51695476]

>>51695454
Dont do it anon.
Sometimes the imagination is way better than the actual thing.
Sadly i know what i'm talking about

[Anonymous No.51695492]

>>51695476
How did his cum taste

[Anonymous No.51695491]

>>51695448
We could wear suits while we do it, maybe snort same coke. Then we'd be doing the same shit hedge fund traders do.

[Anonymous No.51695494]

I've tried to buy and sell options to get me out of homelessness.

[Anonymous No.51695504]

>>51695454
>is it gay to get AIDs and go deep inside of a man's asshole, because i'm too lonely to go to intersex gatherings
yes anon go to a music show, or some form of gathering, and watch as you get laid.

[Anonymous No.51695512]

will the housing market go down with fuckers like these not holding onto homes

[Anonymous No.51695516]

>>51694987
I've seen her vagina dummy

[Anonymous No.51695522]

>>51695494
buy some jimmies negro. i told a homeless man 3 weeks ago while i myself was jobless and decided to chill at the beach. it feels like the 20s.

[Anonymous No.51695524]

>>51695491
Being a hedge fund manager has to be the easiest job ever
Just buy whatever you want and it pumps cause you have ten billion dollars to work with. Plus, if you fuck up, you can just have the government bail you out for a quick 30 billion to keep gambling on spy weeklies

[Anonymous No.51695526]

>>51695494
you need to get a temp job and save up for a car. then try and save for some training to get a better job, then you can buy an RV or rent a studio.

[Anonymous No.51695537]

> the UK was mere hours away from their entire bond market collapsing
> pension funds were leveraged to the tits so when the GBP crashed they were in a death spiral selling bonds which drove down GBP further
> Bank of England had to buy UNLIMITED securities INDEFINITELY to prevent this
> it would have been even greater than anything in 2008
ngl senpai i'm starting to feel a little schizo and like the slightest breeze can topple this house of cards

[Anonymous No.51695547]

>>51695512
>Florida real estate

Retard should’ve sold BEFORE the hurricane. Boomers really put the cart before the horse, don’t they?

[Anonymous No.51695550]

>>51695526
'm going to just stay on the train and play my game until I sober up as I am aware I am being affected by a powerful drug like meth rn, and I won't give in to the temptation it is bringing before me...

My bottom line is after trying it just once, meth is a nightmare and will make you mess your life up in more than 1 way.... Do not try this drug. There is enough people out there that have. Just listen to their experience. I promise if someone reads this and still does it, I will not feel bad for them because I took the idiotic step of trying it already, so they don't have to. I hope I come down off of it soon.... I would not accept more.... To hell with that..

[Anonymous No.51695558]

>>51695537
bro the house is falling. thats what this is, all of this. the house, falling.

[Anonymous No.51695564]

I am so sorry for making this thread.

[Anonymous No.51695566]

APPL lost 150 lads
it's over

[Anonymous No.51695568]

>>51695526
>save up for a car
i was able to negotiate with another man soley on the basis that we both loved dobermans and bought his car off him for a dollar. this is the only generation you will be able to barter with soley off of mutual interests.
>bullshit
q45 v8 engine with sway, and rwd.

[Anonymous No.51695578]

>>51695314
>>51695354
>>51695494
if your posts are serious you need to change your lifestyle and get clean before that shit destroys you permanently. you need to get to the point where you arent homeless anymore, maybe you can get social service help im not sure. you should be saving your money

[Anonymous No.51695579]

>>51695491
are you guys not wearing suits? fuckin amatuers you're all fired

[Anonymous No.51695581]

>>51695550
This anon is definitely NGMI.

Giving out advice while high on meth and riding a train to nowhere while playing a cell phone game…

Bro, you’re a loser. Get yourself together. You don’t even have a hotel room or car to sleep in. You need to get busy.

[Anonymous No.51695590]

Any Florida anons here? Hows the hurricane treating you?

[Anonymous No.51695604]

If jobless reports on Thursday are bad is that actually bullish cause that means Powell is more likely to lay off the brakes?

[Anonymous No.51695606]

I’ve never seen anyone starve to death in America

[Anonymous No.51695607]

bullish

[Anonymous No.51695609]

>>51695581
I'm giving out advice to not try meth.
>>51695578
I think learning about trading is the best way to get enough money to find an RV. Right now selling SPY option spreads (and buying sometimes) to get enough cash for a van.


Broke, not broken yet. But I need to come down.

[Anonymous No.51695611]

>>51695361
can confirm f kmx. Hasbro's being pretty gay, too

[Anonymous No.51695626]

>>51695607
Contrarian is the way.
Especially when inversing the ringleader of boomer retail.
Don't forget to manage your portfolio deltas.
- Tom

[Anonymous No.51695627]

>>51695550
nah meth makes you think fast, sounds good actually. you should do a lot of meth. it increases your vibrations and allows you to ascend into higher frequencies.

[Anonymous No.51695629]

>>51695369
you forgot about the impending rate hike, and the eventual war in Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.51695634]

>>51695627
Actually meth pee is superior astral plane ascension.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMIeyjggbM

[Anonymous No.51695636]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51695654]

>>51695611
Buy Mattel now. Barbie movie drops next year, a metric fuckton of transgender women will be buying Barbies.

[Anonymous No.51695672]

>>51695626
i learned from Tom a lot about options, and I'm grateful for that, but also, the shit he teaches doesn't work and you need to go farther.
"trade small, trade often" is not correct. what's more profitable is to trade big and trade far out in time. (but that won't make a brokerage much money). as much as I love the guy, he's also a shill. tony is a fucking moron. i detest italian americans.

[Anonymous No.51695681]

>>51695672
And do tell how big and far out in time looks when you're on the wrong side of probability with few occurances because you're not trading often.

[Anonymous No.51695695]

>>51695654
they will never have impossible body proportions.

[Anonymous No.51695697]

>>51695672
Agreed on Tony. He's a walking talking stereotype that neutralizes Sosnoff's outward Jewishness.

[Anonymous No.51695711]

>>51695681
it works fucking great! playing the probabilities game like a casino is beginner-tier. I am net long theta, short vega, but I buy a lot of spreads in order to hedge. I never roll out in time. Roll down the tested side (as opposed to the untested side as they teach), and sell a few more to get away from ATM.

[Anonymous No.51695717]

>>51695607
I had the exact same opinion but it seems like the bulls will have this day

[Anonymous No.51695725]

>>51695711
I'm curious how that affects the your spreads given your LEAPs seems to function as a floor above zero.
Do tell.

[Anonymous No.51695741]

>>51695611
>he bought

[Anonymous No.51695747]

This pump is so unbelievable fake and gay.
Just a reminder that europe is still collapsing and inflation rises.
There are no signs of relief.
Hold tight fellow bobos and screencap this.
Also check my digits

[Anonymous No.51695749]

>>51695261
It isn't
The jew will suffer for their crimes

[Anonymous No.51695754]

>>51695695
Go tell that to the Canadian shop teacher

[Anonymous No.51695777]

>>51695725
I open the position with a long debit spread closer to the money than the short strikes, but overall, the trade is still put on for a net credit and functions as a strangle. You can see on the put side that I also bought some debit spreads below the short strike it looks like, because the position felt uncomfortable at some point.

[Anonymous No.51695787]

Rechargeable battery companies are a scam.

Even Cramer knows. He covered it in his lightening round today.

[Anonymous No.51695807]

>>51695777
also, look what happens when I move the date forward in time to January. the t=0 line actually goes Over the expiration line, so there is potential to earn even higher than what the expiration line shows if you start pulling off the debit spreads as you build profit and comfort in the position.
that's another tastytrade thing I disagree with. definitely don't close at 50% if you are in a good position!! let everything go down to .02 delta and expire. otherwise you're leaving hundreds of dollars on the table per trade. if a huge crash were to happen, you will be able to take 'less' profit or break even. I always let stuff expire unless it's in the money or near the money.

[Anonymous No.51695816]

>>51695807
forgot to post pic

[Anonymous No.51695821]

>>51695777
Thanks anon.
You were rewarded with trips for good info

[Anonymous No.51695844]

>>51695504
>intersex gatherings
Wait, where do i go to meat intersex girl-boys? Is there like a board game club.or something where they chill?

[Anonymous No.51695846]

You didn't forget did you?
Be gigabearish on everything EXCEPT the markets.

[Anonymous No.51695847]

Regan Faye is incredible

[Anonymous No.51695854]

>>51695846
we may get one or two more days of green
It won't last any longer, though

[Anonymous No.51695868]

>>51695537
>implying they even solved the problem

it's unironically over desu ive just accepted it and am happy im not old enough to truly lose any life's work over it.

[Anonymous No.51695870]

>dxy
England destroyed their economy over a single trading session
Long live England

[Anonymous No.51695879]

>>51695870
yeah it's unironically over for bongs

[Anonymous No.51695892]

>>51695821
thanks buddy and good luck. you need portfolio margin to do this on a large scale.
This guy is a fantastic teacher and his $1400 course is worth it, I learned a lot and it's a legitimate strategy that works. his name is Ron Bertino (I'm not him nor affiliated).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUyvdS8J9w
https://www.tradingdominion.com/blog/hedge-stt-not-black-swan-hedge

[Anonymous No.51695894]

>>51695537
Kind of funny eh? All these years everyone call you schizo, and guess who is right about things way more than normies? This brain addled moron thats who. Turns out finding patterns in static sometimes helps you find other patterns in other static. Too bad 'i told you so' always comes off as ego driven boasting

[Anonymous No.51695898]

How do pension funds hedge funds or whatever do huge leverage "carry" trades. What the fuck are they doing? Leveraging a fucking low return instrument 4x to get shit returns?

[Anonymous No.51695899]

bobros.

We're fucking back

[Anonymous No.51695906]

>>51695695

[Anonymous No.51695909]

>>51695627
BLUE LOTUS TEA
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[Anonymous No.51695926]

>>51695537
Its making me never want to touch international stocks ever again. Japan has crabbed for 3 decades. Western europe is literally collapsing, china's labor force is already peaked

Is there a single reason to hold non American stocks? Even American long term bonds out perform international

[Anonymous No.51695929]

>>51695898
I still don't understand what carry and duration mean, or what the risk free rate is, or real yields

shit I might be retarded

[Anonymous No.51695932]

>>51695898
How the fuck are they even allowed to use margin in a fucking pension account

[Anonymous No.51695935]

This pajeet has been an inflation hawk for a while and a huge critic of the Fed. Now he's thinks bond yields have topped. Thats a huge deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biErKDpJqDM

[Anonymous No.51695953]

>>51695504
i've been to at least 3 different music shows and have not got laid I want a refund

[Anonymous No.51695955]

>>51695932
very antisemitic post anon

[Anonymous No.51695960]

>>51695609
How do you have money to gamble?
also, where are you located generally? I'd help an anon out if you're serious

[Anonymous No.51695966]

>>51695932
Because the government will always fuck eveything up. Funny enough part of the reason small and mid cap out perform large is because all the huge pensions and retirements that are s&p 500 only

[Anonymous No.51695975]

Oh shit i just remembered what happened to the euro energy companies being margin called?

[Anonymous No.51695990]

>>51695960
Gathered money by selling my belongings...trade liquid SPY options to get food and sadly I have to admit some drugs.

[Anonymous No.51696013]

>10 year futures

[Anonymous No.51696024]

Should i SHORT OIL ?

[Anonymous No.51696026]

>>51695975
They've got a variety of government backstops and nationalizations on deck. You can follow EURUSD to see how that's going.

[Anonymous No.51696041]

>>51695953
talk to people, and don't be obnoxious i felt some chicks boobs going to a music show

[Anonymous No.51696067]

>>51696024
>putting unlimited risk on the most volatile commodity besides lng on the planet


>10 year yield
England bought what... 5 hours?

[Anonymous No.51696087]

>>51696024
nigga the SPR is almost over. the time to short was when it went from 120 to 75. inflation adjusted, oil isnt even expensive anymore

[Anonymous No.51696091]

I can't take it anymore

[Anonymous No.51696115]

>>51696091
Congratulations. Despair and exhaustion mean you're almost through the bear market.

So we still have several months of extremely volatile crabbing left, big whoop.

[Anonymous No.51696118]

>>51695898

Return isn't what matters so much as risk-adjusted-return. Identifying a low volatility investment that's all but guaranteed to go up is exactly the way to win in the markets. Once you spot that, you can lever the shit out of it to crank the return to whatever level is needed. For 40 years this was bonds, and more recently index funds with the Fed Put behind them.

Pension funds are not managed by the best and brightest. Some of them actually think the Fed buying bonds isn't money printing, for example (lol). If the 40 year bond bull was over due to a structural shift in inflation, do you think they'd see it coming and unwind? Or would they be totally blindsided and get themselves HOOKED? Do you think they understand the macro drivers of inflation? Even many very smart people have a poor grasp of it. Nobody has needed to really understand for 40 years...

[Anonymous No.51696129]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51696144]

Is there a world etf I can inverse

[Anonymous No.51696159]

>>51696024
>Shorting Oil when it's 40% down from the highs
Risky as fuck man.

[Anonymous No.51696161]

>>51695537
>and like the slightest breeze can topple this house of cards
Breeze not needed. Just a bit of time. The collapse is completely inevitable and we are months away at best.

[Anonymous No.51696170]

>>51696129
I'm not really seeing US futures down too much

[Anonymous No.51696181]

Calls on UPS a good idea? Fedex tanked and is their main competitor, and their holiday season is always strong. Earnings coming out soon as well.

[Anonymous No.51696195]

>your grandchildren will think Europe was always full of brown people
If thats not a reason to short netflix idk what is

[Anonymous No.51696212]

>>51695932
Because they're too big to fail

[Anonymous No.51696234]

>dxy
England bought ~5 trading hours for... 5 billion? Billion an hour. How long can they keep that up?

[Anonymous No.51696241]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.51696246]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51696248]

>>51696181
>calls on the main competitor in the industry where the main company said its fucked, totally fucked
I'd imagine it'll go well for you

[Anonymous No.51696250]

>>51696234
2 weeks
not even kidding
it's the official statement

[Anonymous No.51696258]

>>51694927
I like the video where she makes a naughty video for her professor

[Anonymous No.51696263]

>>51696250
Does their money printer not work overnight or are they just more fucked than 5 billion a day will fix

[Anonymous No.51696285]

fuck, this is it

[Anonymous No.51696294]

>>51696248
Main company? Fedex has had issues for a while, UPS just seems superior in every so it is only natural they'll do well

At least that is how I see it

[Anonymous No.51696296]

>>51695932
Boomers promised themselves far more than they could resonibly afford so they have to margin up to - run a slightly smaller deficit.

[Anonymous No.51696311]

Soxl better go back above 29 ong

[Anonymous No.51696321]

>>51695711
>Delta
>Theta
This is all Greek to me.

[WSB No.51696355]

Long stem cells for long foreskin.

>Just for men
>It just works

[Anonymous No.51696388]

Should I go all in SQQQ tomorrow? What do you say my schizos

[Anonymous No.51696404]

>>51696388
SQQQ is a short term hold. Don't ever forget it

[Anonymous No.51696423]

>>51696388
Yes, but be prepared to get the fuck out of the market as fast as humanly possible if the Fed starts doing this printing-to-fix-printing bullshit. Out of the market as in into physical metals.

t. aspiring schizo

[Anonymous No.51696425]

>>51696388
German cpi comes out 8am, if it's too fucked they might have to intervene

[Anonymous No.51696426]

>>51694987
Faye Reagan is actually a 35 year old woman. Pic related is from around 2006. She is old AF now.

[Anonymous No.51696430]

>>51696013
What about it?

[Anonymous No.51696438]

>>51696311

[Anonymous No.51696439]

>>51696311
Just buy more, ffs.

[Anonymous No.51696457]

Bobros… we‘re fucking back.

[Anonymous No.51696484]

mumus just got baited hard by the england. thats for the revolutionary war you fucking hicks.

[Anonymous No.51696485]

>>51696423
>>51696425
>>51696404

Thx for the advice schizosbros, good luck at the open.

[Anonymous No.51696490]

>>51696430
They're retracing their way to 4%. Rapidly.

[Anonymous No.51696498]

>>51695550

If you ever get desperate, try AA. I was desperate once and they helped me get sober and stay sober.

Also, AA is 100% free

[Anonymous No.51696505]

>no links
kys

[Anonymous No.51696510]

>>51696388
we could go lower, we could also have a bear market rally, i would say do not go all in

[Anonymous No.51696524]

if its red tomorrow im gonna freak the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.51696538]

>>51696170
The stupid bobos on here are delusional.
It's pathetic to watch, but degenerate gamblers have to learn their lesson somehow.

[Anonymous No.51696544]

Cant remember the last time I traded not being high on my delta 8 cart. Anyone else ?

[Anonymous No.51696553]

>>51696538
You will get fucked so hard

[Anonymous No.51696554]

>>51696524
I bet we get a GDP surprise and pump.

[WSB No.51696556]

>>51696524
It's going to be red for a while...perhaps forever?

[Anonymous No.51696564]

>>51696553
I've already been fucked so hard.
Now it's your turn.

[Anonymous No.51696569]

i thought i was inversing myself by being bullish at the dumbest time but it turns out i wasnt inversing myself, i was just being stupid and should have inversed being stupid.

[Anonymous No.51696598]

What happened moneyprinter bros

[Anonymous No.51696613]

>>51696569
All you have to do is keep buying.
If you DCA into a bear market you will do well when it recovers.
Most bear markets last about 275 days or so.
By that benchmark this one should be over in a couple weeks.
It will take a bit of green for it to be over as well, so I think we may have already bottomed out.

[Anonymous No.51696636]

>>51696613
>he doesn't know
England ran out of ink m8

[Anonymous No.51696642]

Wtf

[Anonymous No.51696664]

>>51696636
Oh noes. I guess Yorkshire Gold will be going on sale.
*yawn*

[WSB No.51696682]

>>51696664
Well, the crypto crowd responded well to LUNC. At least the slurpers at +33000% from the bottom in one day. I was at work at tge time and just laughed.

[Anonymous No.51696683]

>>51696664
When we're trading cans of crickets for half a hamburger I'm gonna say I told you so

[Anonymous No.51696693]

>>51696683
If it comes to that then none of this stock market bullshit will even matter.

[Anonymous No.51696699]

I thought printer save england what to heck??

[Anonymous No.51696708]

where did futures go?

[Anonymous No.51696709]

Gold bros...

[Anonymous No.51696722]

Why is it just negating yesterdays pump?

Waa 1 green day really tbat frustrating for bears?

[Anonymous No.51696723]

>>51696699
They're actually falling faster than they were yesterday

[Anonymous No.51696733]

Bongbros... not like this

[Anonymous No.51696740]

>futes

[Anonymous No.51696756]

>>51696246
kek wtf

[Anonymous No.51696760]

>>51696722
we will have a violent day today anon the futures don't really matter if you see the upcoming data for today:
>German CPI
>US GDP
>US PCE
>US Jobless Claims
>Canada GDP
>China PMI

[Anonymous No.51696761]

I'd like to speak to the manager

[Anonymous No.51696771]

We’re coming down a lot more from here. Especially with inflation heating back up into colder weather, UK purposefully acting retarded and China being a shit as usual.

[Anonymous No.51696789]

Watch dxy
This is with the fucking printers on. Every time it goes over 113.5 it drops. Then goes back up. Then drops. It's just sitting there flashing

[Anonymous No.51696792]

>>51696760
It's going to be all good news for the USA.

[Anonymous No.51696797]

>>51696760
This

[Anonymous No.51696798]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51696801]

>>51696789
Oh thats why the market shat itself again, dxy inversing

[Anonymous No.51696805]

>Nasd-ACK!
It quicky went from -1% to -1.36%

[Anonymous No.51696812]

>>51696792
I assume jobless claims will be the most important one unironically
fed wants to see more people without a job. if this spikes up the market will gigapump

[Anonymous No.51696841]

>>51696812
Gdp is just a revision too, final q2 data, not q3. So probably won't be a huge indicator? I guess we'll see, but still, I think you're right about bad unemployment being bullish. Labor market still seems pretty tight though

[Anonymous No.51696842]

>>51694927
damn nostalgia hits like a herpes flare-up

[Anonymous No.51696843]

How many people bought calls yesterday lmao

[Anonymous No.51696855]

Now -1.44%
WOAH LOOK AT NASDAQ COMPUTER 144 BASIS POINTS DOWN
TAKE THEM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OF THE BOTTOM
WE TOLD YOU WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT GET INVOLVED IN THAT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BULLS GET EXHUBERANT
NOT EVEN CRAMER KNOWS WHAT TO THINK

[Anonymous No.51696859]

>>51695026
open looks great for me

[Anonymous No.51696870]

Yoooo whats happening???

[Anonymous No.51696876]

>>51696843
It will pump today, it’s plain to see. Futures mean nothing as we all know

[Anonymous No.51696877]

Who is outbidding England's money printer for dollars?

[Anonymous No.51696878]

>>51696855
futures were -0.7% last night too. shits getting crazy

[Anonymous No.51696886]

WHOAH -1.5%
THEY CANT STOP THE SELLING

[Anonymous No.51696896]

>>51696877
It's jerome punishing their hubris

[Anonymous No.51696921]

>>51696246
lmfao

[Anonymous No.51696923]

Almost 145 against the Y*n again and .96 against the *uro

[Anonymous No.51696927]

>>51694927
Name?

[Anonymous No.51696936]

>>51696896
>nog promoted to head of finance
>destroys country in literally two weeks
>https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-finance-minister-kwarteng-not-resigning-no-reversal-policy-sky-news-2022-09-28/
>doesn't resign
>doubles down
Qe infinity it is

[Anonymous No.51696941]

daily reminder China will also tamper in the forex market soon(tm).
this is what happens at 7.000 levels, we are currently at 7.2100 above their pain threshold:
>2015-16: Throughout 2015 the PBoC had intervened through draining almost $1tln of its US Dollar reserves in order to stem capital outflows.
>AUG 2018: In order to stem the decline in the Chinese Yuan, the PBoC announced counter cyclical measures through raising the reserve requirement on FX forwards to 20% for financial insitutions, making it more costly to short Yuan and thus clamp down on traders speculating on Yuan depreciation.
>NOV 2018: Large state-owned Chinese banks had been reported to have sold US Dollars at 6.97 in order to slow the declines in the Yuan.

[Anonymous No.51696944]

I dont want to see any seething mumus today. We told you. I told you.
Why didnt you listen?
Now your village will go hungry

[Anonymous No.51696947]

>>51696923
Literally go watch dxy
If I knew how to check its volume it'd be insane
This is like watching laser floyd

[Anonymous No.51696951]

>>51696923

[Anonymous No.51696958]

Shemitah ending is bearish
Sell Rosh Hashanah buy Yom Kippur
September is the worst month for stocks
Last week of September is the worst week for stocks
The midterm elections bottom is around the beginning of October
The 10 yr yield has temporarily topped, stocks bottom after yields stabilize
The DXY has temporarily topped
Potential downward earnings revisions are coming out starting this week
AAII sentiment shows the highest bearish reading all year, and an all time top 20 reading
Put to call ratio at extreme levels
VIX above 30, VXN above 35
Bond volatility index at 158, one of the highest reading in decades
Quantitative tightening is ongoing
Fed officials have voiced concerns over the pace of tightening
Average recession lasts 10 months and stocks bottom 4 months before the recession ends
October is the month with the most market bottoms at 9
Average bear market lasts 289 days, that would be October 19th

[Anonymous No.51696960]

>>51696876
Its over mumu

[Anonymous No.51696972]

>>51696958
BRO we are literally living in the end times and you stupid fucks still cant stop with your bullshit coping.

[Anonymous No.51696975]

>DAX

[Anonymous No.51696976]

>>51696936
I know what I'm doing. That's why I was hired, right?

[Anonymous No.51696993]

>>51696812
>>51696841
Rate hikes are priced in through spring. Demand destruction is already being created by inflation itself.
Regardless of what Jpow wants unemployment isn't necessary to tame inflation.
I think the number to watch is PCE, which might have a surprise move down.
I just bought sirloin steak from Safeway for $3.99/lb, and the WSJ ran an article saying that beef prices are coming down.
I'm also watching a lot of prices start to drop at the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.51696998]

>>51696936
Kek bongs are not human.
Even germans which in their grotesque uncanny form try to resemble humans but will never be, are notably superior beings to the greasy norf FC bong

[Anonymous No.51697019]

holy fuck im making so much money today

[Anonymous No.51697023]

>>51696993
if we get hot prints even though fed raised rates for almost the whole fucking year I'm unironically speechless. can't imagine being that bad today

[Anonymous No.51697025]

*ousts Boris Johnson for a literal retard and her primate finance expert*

[Anonymous No.51697029]

holy fuck, glowies. china is kneeling, you blew up the gas pipeline, and central banks and govs around the world are starting to squeal and cry uncle and you just want to keep it going? not enough for you? how about another plandemic or a thousand plus casualty false flag? gonna draft us next? you are all complete absolute niggers and you have no idea how close you are to a domestic holocaust. nobody likes you, every "ally" swears allegiance with their fingers crossed and they are just waiting to bow to chinks now that they know how ruthless and petty you rats are.

[Anonymous No.51697037]

>>51696812
>>51696841
NY strips are now on sale for $5.77/lb. That sale wasn't there day before yesterday.
Butter is still atrocious, but milk is coming down.

[Anonymous No.51697042]

When does German inflation come out?

[Anonymous No.51697048]

>>51696708
I FELL IN TO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS

[Anonymous No.51697049]

>>51697042
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.51697057]

blood red like my gfs period

[Anonymous No.51697062]

>>51695343
holy shit, Mike McShane is still alive.

[Anonymous No.51697063]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51697080]

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!

[Anonymous No.51697091]

fuck this market I'm going back to collecting vidya and reselling occasionally

[Anonymous No.51697092]

you believed the shemitah schizos right?

[Anonymous No.51697099]

>>51696944
Ok bobo, just gimme one last tiny exit pooomp, I know I said I would learn my lesson, but I really did learn bobo spare me this time I really will sell I won't get greedy BOBO PLEASE

[Anonymous No.51697102]

>>51697029
>everything would be sunshine & rainbows if a brutal communist regime were in charge instead!

[Anonymous No.51697103]

The massive pump yesterday proves we are in a bull market, sorry bears. Don't get margin called!

[Anonymous No.51697111]

Money printer finally catching?

[Anonymous No.51697124]

we do be bouncing

[Anonymous No.51697138]

>>51697103
jews want it lower and they will get it whatever it takes

[Anonymous No.51697142]

I hope people doomposting are just trolling cause there is literally nothing wrong with the global economy. We have tested the 3650~ bottom like 6 times. Institutions are buying here while pussies sell.

[Anonymous No.51697147]

>>51697142
>rampant inflation
>there's nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.51697154]

And just like that, we will never see another green day like yesterday ever again

[Anonymous No.51697155]

>>51697147
another pampered college kid

[Anonymous No.51697159]

I just woke to DAX and FTSE shitting the bed. What the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.51697160]

>>51697142

[Anonymous No.51697166]

>>51697155
another mindless bagholder

[Anonymous No.51697169]

>>51697166
I am agreeing with you retard

[Anonymous No.51697170]

>>51695654
Fashion Doll General on /toy/ in case anyone wants to research doll anons

[Anonymous No.51697173]

>>51697138
Jews are small frustrated people who always lose.

[Anonymous No.51697177]

>>51697147
Inflation is going down.

[Anonymous No.51697188]

>>51697142
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51697207]

>>51697142
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

[Anonymous No.51697219]

Smg , should i keep shorting OIL ?
Feels like its gonna dump so hard

[Anonymous No.51697256]

I expect gas prices to skyrocket after midterms

[Anonymous No.51697267]

>>51695926
Even when the country is being run by a literal Brian dead potato you don’t don’t bet against the USA. It always bounces back.

[Anonymous No.51697280]

>>51697267
Biden will be impeached for his Boarder disaster after midterms. He won't be removed from office though

[Anonymous No.51697284]

USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.51697288]

>>51697280
Which disaster? It's hard to keep up

[Anonymous No.51697292]

>>51697280
He will be removed in 2024 for sure.

[Anonymous No.51697294]

>>51697267
i want to pearl-harbour that yellow snatch with thick gaijin yoghurt

[Anonymous No.51697295]

>>51695253
this but unironically, I keep dip buying my options. It's based and I'll /makeit/ once we hit 70 again

[Anonymous No.51697300]

>>51697284
It's a good time to take a trip and fuck cheap whores.

[Anonymous No.51697312]

I wonder what retardation Biden is concocting before midterms.

[Anonymous No.51697324]

>>51697312
Deschedule marijuana to make the young people happy.

[Anonymous No.51697345]

No way this year ends like this last 3 months we have to pump to atleast 4300-4400 so this year doesn't look too bad on the record

[Anonymous No.51697353]

>>51697312
Just don't come to the stock market tomorrow, or the day after that either. I hope the false flag attack fails due to diversity hires, or is that department exempt?

[Anonymous No.51697360]

>>51697312
now listen here jack we're building back better (sniffs young girls hair) we're doing all we can come on people no more malarkey! (coughs)

[Anonymous No.51697383]

>>51697360
But we have to ban all opposition parties because of maga Republican extremist terrorist insurrectionists. We will treat them humanely in the camps by putting them out of their misery with gullitines

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.51697393]

hahaha holy shit, I think I’m gonna hit a new all-time low today lol

[Anonymous No.51697407]

>>51697393
Coolio just died suddenly, scoopicus maximus niggerus, the 3rd. Don't forget your 5th booster if you're black

[Anonymous No.51697427]

>>51697393
scoopsy how much have u saved up to buy the dip, i cant wait till soxl bottoms

[Anonymous No.51697446]

Again a fake dump? Yesterday it started the same and ended green

[Anonymous No.51697449]

>>51697360
they got Brandon elected just to get more fud for the market crash

[Anonymous No.51697456]

>>51697446
Because the bank of England killed itself to provide exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.51697469]

>>51697456
But nobody gives a shit about England.

[Anonymous No.51697470]

FYI, this is the 1997 Asian Financial crisis playing out again, but with the world's biggest economies.

[Anonymous No.51697476]

>>51697469

[Anonymous No.51697500]

>>51697393
How much man? Last time I saw a few months back you were down to 100k?

[Anonymous No.51697517]

Oh phew I thought my puts were going to make money
Thank god for England's central bank

[Anonymous No.51697519]

Rycey bros, it's slurpin time

[Anonymous No.51697546]

Nat gas keep POOOOOOOMPING I'ma buy me an extra large worm bug patty burger with all dem profits

[Anonymous No.51697587]

>>51697476
bobo mad.

[Anonymous No.51697595]

>>51697470
No it isn't. You're just desperate.

[Anonymous No.51697642]

>>51697595
>long term malinvestment by givernments/central banks leads to a combination of economic stagnation and high inflation
>also very high debt levels
>US starts to raise interest rates
>this puts even more inflationary pressure on their local currencies
>fight it at first, but then face risk of default
>end up in a huge recession
>devalue your currency by over 50% and let the zombie companies die
>painful but swift recovery
It's exactly what's happening right now.

[Anonymous No.51697673]

>tfw zoomer
>still rented dvd(The Polar Express kino) at Blockbuster
>2008
>Cardinals Win against Nigger rangers (4-3) this was a good one
>BF4 vidya
>nigger/sand nigger invasion in europe
>2016 trump election
>use plastic to save the trees and animals
>now use wood/paper shit instead of plastic to save forest, turtles n shiet
>man are now women with neovaginas
>Blade Runner 2049 kino
>2020 escalation with iran after killing the sandnig gen(I got trained on BF3 btw so no biggie)
>nothingburger coof and closure of everything
>made tons on SNDL
>lost it on Nasd-ACK! In january
>kraine false flag
>economic collapse
>bongs will die
>germans will die and freeze
>real estate crashing and I'll afford one if WEF's great reset doesn't happen
>still KHVV
Pretty good. Give me more leverage, I'll ride the tiger

[Anonymous No.51697711]

>>51697673
/van(ned)/ life sounds like a good potential for you, chin up!

[Anonymous No.51697715]

So many tickets to choose from
What do I buy to get heemed today?

[Anonymous No.51697725]

>>51697715
Gonna be green at open at this rate

[Anonymous No.51697734]

I‘m not touching this trash market. It‘s positioned in a way to maximise heeming retail at will in any direction.

[Anonymous No.51697744]

Meme chart says we green today. Also Reddit sentiment guage is cocky and bearish. ITS DOWNHILL FOR SOME TIME

[Anonymous No.51697752]

My brokers tops & flops are all red lmao

[Anonymous No.51697757]

>>51697725
Getting heemed builds character, they say.

[Anonymous No.51697761]

>>51697744
If that doesn't tell you that the bottom is in then I don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.51697781]

did the tranny janny really remove a fully clothed pic of faye
i checked warosu expecting something naughtier

[Anonymous No.51697789]

>Porsche -10%
Lol lmao

[Anonymous No.51697790]

>>51697781
Apparently

[Anonymous No.51697802]

ANONS , SHOULD I LONG OIL???

[Anonymous No.51697807]

>>51697790
mashallah

[Anonymous No.51697810]

>>51697802
All you had to do was buy the nat gas dip yesterday

[Anonymous No.51697845]

>>51697781
>you vill not post ze non-finance image
jannies on this board should just fuck off the board is better off without them

[Anonymous No.51697855]

>>51697845
This is getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.51697867]

>>51697744
time to buy

[Anonymous No.51697949]

>>51697845
fucking depressing
She was what got me into redheads

[Anonymous No.51697960]

which sectors/industries are going to be good longs for the post-inflation recovery?

[Anonymous No.51698011]

>>51697960
I recommend signing up for NATO (National Anus Tonguers Association) if you can. They have pretty good connections with higher ups despite the nasty job they have to do. Might get some good inside tips for upcoming world events. Anything transhumanist or dealing with nano tech will be good in the future I'm told, along with big processing plants Just a thought

[Anonymous No.51698014]

>>51697960
Soxl

[Anonymous No.51698020]

>>51698011
Bug processing factories

[Anonymous No.51698035]

Janitors have broken the early morning bakers spirit. Guess smg dies

[WSB No.51698037]

>>51697845
Lmao! Saved!

[Anonymous No.51698088]

Fresh
>>51698081
>>51698081
>>51698081

[Anonymous No.51698090]

Where can you get commodities for free, you ask? Well I'll tell you. I usually give away small quantities of natural gas for free, everytime you tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.51698163]

>>51697294
Don't fall for her tricks... That's exactly what she wants...

[Anonymous No.51698365]

>>51697393
And Coolio dying. Must feel bad man. Sorry for your losses.