NEET recovery thread

[Anonymous No.51684432]

Let's get another one of these comfy ones going.

What are you bros in your late 20's/early 30s doing to change your situation? I'm currently taking prerequisites so I can get into CS next semester (if all goes well).

Let's hear your plans!

[Anonymous No.51684589]

>>51684432
Good thread.
I've been running 14 day challenges of increasing difficulty. The goal is to create a perpetual state of mild to moderate discomfort (i.e. growth).
What was hard 6 months ago now feels easy.

[Anonymous No.51684620]

>>51684432
>to change your situation
?

[Anonymous No.51684634]

I need to find activities that'll help me meet women as I'm in a male dominated environment.

I'm thinking of taking some gay yoga or spin classes in the rich part of town or something of that sort. Better myself while also interacting with the opposite sex. Any other similar suggestions?

[Anonymous No.51684643]

>>51684432
Fucking pussies.

Never give in.

[Anonymous No.51684648]

28 + 3/4 here

Thinking of train conducting. Here in leafland, they fly you out and train you for free + offer a signing bonus. Makes about 70k leaafbux/yr, nothing great, but probably more than what I deserve for having no skills lol.

Idk. Having huge gaps on your resume is nightmare fuel and hard to get over. I think my best chance are those fly-out jobs in high demand. I know the drunkard, drugged out injun reserves pay very well for people to come in and work there because absolutely nobody wants to as well. Tax free also sounds pretty sick.

Overall I'm in a state of analysis paralysis about what to do. Finally caring in your late 20s kinda puts one into a panic. Guess I just have some soul searching to do. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51684670]

>>51684620

[Anonymous No.51684677]

>>51684432
This thread is made by seething and salty wagies. Sorry but no I will not work, now go to sleep mr.shekelbergsteins needs you with 120 % energy so he can buys another villa.

[Anonymous No.51684774]

>>51684648
Train conducting sounds comfy. Pretty future proof as well, considering they will always need people sent to isolated areas to deliver supplies.
>>51684589
Nice anon. Can you share some details of the challenge?
>>51684677
How are you getting by? Do you have an illness that let's you collect neetbux or were you just born into money?

[Anonymous No.51684780]

>>51684432
I recently went from being a NEETISH person making poverty wages “running my own business” for 10 hours a week to getting a wagie job making $105k. I really regret this and want to go back to the comfy lifestyle I had before. I dunno maybe try to find a happy medium between stress and comfort? It’s like 24/7 stress for me.

Also for large job gaps, make up an LLC and say you were “consulting” in your field.

[Anonymous No.51684826]

i've managed to be a neet into my 30s but now i'm being kicked out of my home because my brother's ex doesn't trust me around their kids and won't let them come back here until i'm gone. not sure what i'm supposed to do.

[Anonymous No.51684834]

elder mid 30's neet. i don't think i could get a job if i wanted to. every time i get hired somewhere they fire me within a month for being a "violent criminal" because i got charged with "assault (non violent designation)" when a beaner tried to carjack me 10yrs ago. i'll probably anhero when the money runs out. idk. maybe if i moved somewhere else i could get a job.
picrel where i live.

[Anonymous No.51684865]

>>51684670
not having self-determination makes a man soulless

[Anonymous No.51684877]

Turning 30 in October. Just did 6 years in the military and got out because I made a few hundred k in crypto which is now worth.. about 10k. My plans for life have completely derailed and Now im turning 30 next month and existentially depressed and addicted to kratom.
I have no idea what to do.

[Anonymous No.51684882]

I'm looking at crypto to stake atm since I found a part time job and I'm finally bringing some money into the house after years of doing absolutely nothing.
This means that staking $USDT at like 10% apy is not going to do much.
Any interesting pools somewhere anons? I found out about Holoclear but that's unreleased, though its presales end soon I think. They are making one more and after that it's release time I think.

Is sushiswap still good for this kind of thing?

[Anonymous No.51684897]

>>51684826
what the fuck did you do around her kids to make her think that???

[Anonymous No.51684913]

>>51684834
Dangerously mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.51684919]

>>51684882
just get into pancakeswap pools that dont look liek dogshit and you should be fine bro

[Anonymous No.51684944]

>>51684877
same except im 35,
i literally graduated and tried to get a job the same quarter the financial collapse of 2008 happened
>went years without job in my trained field
>retrained completely as blue collar auto mechanic
>still no opportunities, just part-time garage work, no apprenticeships available during recession
average millennial lost 2.5-3 years of working experience because of the boomer collapse
they say that can never be got back and will effect your wages for your whole life
i didn't choose neet life, it choose me, or rather not A SINGLE FUCKING BOOMER HIRED ME OR GAVE ME A CHANCE.
so i live as neet and enjoy life probably a lot more anyway doing whatever i want.

[Anonymous No.51684999]

>>51684826
You're a pedophile aren't you?

[Anonymous No.51685005]

>>51684913
not really. all i did was fuck up some cholo who tried to hold me up at gunpoint at a red light, unarmed.
shitskin doesn't belong in this country to begin with.
>>51684944
haha i finished my masters in 2008. how worthless that was.

[Anonymous No.51685056]

>>51685005
the pain of us mid-30s is hard to explain.. the worst timing of all of history, just when most of us were getting our stride again after a decade of being pushed back, covid fucking happened.

[Anonymous No.51685074]

>>51684432
I’m learning to do carpentry. Not really biz type stuff but still.

I have this feeling like most others here that the economy and the planet will collapse so I’m not getting into anything that could go under soon purely out of fear that once I do I’ve have lost money I could’ve spent preparing.

I’m prepared to stay a NEET until the economy gets better or at least until I can fix my own mental health to the point where I’m not spending every waking minute loading and re-loading currency exchanges and stock markets, it’s become a real problem and I’m prepared to to try and fix it but it’ll take a long fuckin while

[Anonymous No.51685083]

37 years old here. Been a neet since 2013, didn't have a single job until this year. In April I applied to join the foreign service of my country, after countless examinations I managed to get in and just started this Monday. My neurosis is through the roof right now, I keep thinking how I'm going to fuck it all up, especially when meeting high ranking officials where you have to be extremely formal. I spent all night dreaming that I was meeting ambassadors and other high ranking officials and I was fucking it up all the time. And I still haven't met my bosses because they are out of the country at a summit. Its all so overwhelming I want to go back to neethood and stop being this anxious and scared all the time.

[Anonymous No.51685089]

>>51684877
Fug. Doesn't the military hook you up with unironically pretty good neetbux? Some anons were talking about strategies for milking VA a while back too. Hang in there bro
>>51684944
Pretty brutal. Did mechanic work pick up the last few years at all? I know everyone was buying cars with the retarded 0% financing

[Anonymous No.51685103]

>>51684897
>>51684999
no. i didn't actually do anything wrong. she is an extremely neurotic person with mental issues who goes out of her way to find problems.

[Anonymous No.51685109]

>>51684432
i'm super retarded, I've been neeting for 3 years because i'm literally scared to apply for jobs, now my options are even worse than if I had just applied 3 years ago

[Anonymous No.51685116]

>>51685056
Thats what I cant wrap my head around. At 24 I pulled myself up and joined the military. Spent 3 or 4 years just buying crypto and waiting for the bullrun.
Finally made some money, and for the first time in my life I felt accomplished and like my life had some potential.
Just to get punched in the face by a fucking global recession and lose it all within a couple months. Like goddamnit man.

[Anonymous No.51685145]

>>51684877
hope you got some icp or link at least

[Anonymous No.51685149]

>>51685089
when the 2008 depression hit it was brutal
i fond out why i didn't get any apprenticeship offers
most shops were dying due to lack of business
I remember it perfectly
>sitting in empty lube shop waiting for customers
>feeling sorry for myself that I can't get good mechanic job
>reading magezines for customers, canadian version of newsweek
>read the the canadians were spending 10 BILLION less on car repairs then they were in previous years
first thing people let slack in depression is car maintenance
i was fucked whatever path i went down it seemed, it didn't pick up again for years and by that time i had gotten tired of changing tires and moved on to gig shit, and now neetdom and selling random shit i find

[Anonymous No.51685160]

Biggest mistake of my life was getting a degree and a job. Would absolutely not recommend to anyone.

Pic related, me at work every day.

[Anonymous No.51685173]

>>51685083
how do you respond when they ask what you've been doing for years with no work experience? that always stumps me.

[Anonymous No.51685181]

>>51685149
Isn’t the upcoming one poised to be even worse?

[Anonymous No.51685203]

>>51684634
Church

[Anonymous No.51685207]

i'm thinking about making a career out of getting fired and suing employers for wrongful termination and settling out of court. i can get hired at tech companies and medical companies easily. the only problem is they always fire me for my very minor criminal history when i get there and they find out i'm white (my name is ethnic sounding)
how viable would it be to become a full time legal troll?
>>51685074
carpentry was a great middle ground from neetdom and normie life. make sure you lift everything 'properly' it looks gay and it kills your flow a bit but the guys who don't have 40 hernias at 40. i loved carpentry before i fucked my back up (motorcycle accident, unrelated)

[Anonymous No.51685220]

>>51684648
You should go for it, I think. YGMI

[Anonymous No.51685233]

>>51685173
I made up shit and prayed that they didn't investigate any further, and they didn't, It's a risk but it's worse not to do it.

[Anonymous No.51685237]

>>51685181
ya, fucking kek
I just got some programming certificates too last year and most tech companies went into secret hiring freezes, waiting to see if the economy will pick up again
sure they still "hiring" and might have positions advertised but they arn't hiring someone with no on-job experience in that field

[Anonymous No.51685277]

>>51685116
ya, boomers will call us lazy and entiltied but we've been grinding trying to find a way to to be useful for fair comp.. but if the choice is be a slave or pennies or neetdom and trying to live off welfare..
well... i have no loyalty or desire to help the system at all after being betrayed by my own government and own countrymen over cheap imported labor and promoting womens issues

[Anonymous No.51685294]

>>51685109
Don’t be afraid. Just start applying tomorrow and don’t even think about it - just do it.

[Anonymous No.51685324]

Bought a shotgun, trying to get enough momentum to catch the bus

[Anonymous No.51685330]

>>51685173
just lie
start a llc and say you were consulting.
got a family member or friend who owns a small business with a different last name? call them up and ask for a favor. your uncle will just be glad you're not neeting.
list a small business that went out of business with a dead phone line that isn't local enough that the owners know each other.
or just offer no explanation and say its none of their business, that actually works if you're a chad about it, as long as they don't suspect you have some sort of expensive long term medical problem.

[Anonymous No.51685344]

>>51685294
I apply to maybe 2-5 one day, then I become restless at night terrified at how I would handle a phone screening.

[Anonymous No.51685348]

>>51685237
You learned a skillset that allows you to create whatever you can imagine in the digital space at incredibly low startup costs and you're still looking to wagecuck?
I'll never understand CSfags who don't at least try to make money for themselves. You can spin up an MVP for a viable SaaS product in a week, and if you can't do that, you're not good enough to be a professional developer, anyways.

[Anonymous No.51685384]

Im 25 and work from home, bought a house for cheap, and have a 20yo gf that I met when she was 15
I learned from the mistakes of people ITT

[Anonymous No.51685392]

>>51685348
oh, that's my main goal for learning it
but im also not that smart, so im not betting on on coming up with anything that useful to anyone besides me
i wanted to try to get a wfh gig and put all the money into crypto and pm and also get some mentorship
the main failing of the boomers is they never wanted to mentor or shepherd any employees or young people and so we are kinda dumb and unwise in many things despite studying all the time

[Anonymous No.51685417]

>>51685384
how do you get a work from home job?

[Anonymous No.51685418]

>>51685384
>he was preying on a 15 year old when he was 20
Kys paedo

[Anonymous No.51685428]

>>51685384
Neck yourself pedo

[Anonymous No.51685461]

>>51685418
sounds based
i married a 18 year old virgin i met a bible college when i was 29
enjoy your dried up hags with stranger cock addiction

[Anonymous No.51685467]

>>51685237
See it just feels worthless to actually get a job since the upcoming depression is likely to kill all the jobs anyway. Neet it up, collect neet bucks until things get better and if they don’t, turn off all electricity and continue only paying rent while living off the 2 years worth of canned food I have stored up

[Anonymous No.51685478]

>>51685083
Going on 5 years no work from ADHD here. I know exactly what you mean about fear and emotions. My brain basically has zero baseline dopamine levels, so the sense of urgency or compulsion to act is completely fucking fucked. Not on the goy pills (yet), but I'm pretty stumped at how I'm supposed to just 180 my ship and move forward. Everything seems daunting and like it requires 800% of my willpower.

The whole job application shit is it's own game as well. I fucking hate lying, but this world is now forcing me to fabricate details, because if I don't, good luck getting anything of value.

[Anonymous No.51685480]

>>51685417
Lie about having Purchasing experience, and be good communicating with computers
>>51685418
>>51685428
u jelly bros ?

[Anonymous No.51685496]

>>51685384
based euro-pedo.

[Anonymous No.51685540]

>>51684648
I know a guy who does the train conducting stuff. Pretty sure he makes more than 70k, he's always staying sober because he's functionally always on-call, even when he's not. Seems like a happy enough guy though.

[Anonymous No.51685553]

>>51685467

how old are you anon? The chances of the economy recovering is going to be a long one.

[Anonymous No.51685587]

>>51685553
Things are only going to get worse, forever

It is all so tiring

[Anonymous No.51685604]

>>51685467
That's why I'm rolling with the university route despite being an oldfag. If the economy is fucked for at least a few more years, i might as well get a diploma in something marketable like CS or something medical

[Anonymous No.51685633]

>>51685478
Just know that theres always time, don't think that its too late or that you're too old because it doesn't really matter. Work on your issues at whatever pace you can and I'm sure you will get progressively better even if slowly and there will come a day when you will be confident enough to do those things you see as impossible right now. Be patient.

[Anonymous No.51685644]

Do you guys recommend I go to school with my GI bill? As a neet? Im turning 30 next month and the military would pay my tuition and give me 2k a month.
But I have to go fulltime and if I fail then it will come out of my pocket.

[Anonymous No.51685654]

>>51685480
What is the wfh field though?

[Anonymous No.51685669]

>>51685553
19 as of two days ago so not really all that hopeful about things

[Anonymous No.51685678]

>>51685392
>that useful to anyone besides me
If it's useful to you, anon, odds are it's useful to someone else, too.
Put it out there. Wire it up to a payments API of some kind. Hell, release it for free and try to monetize it later. See if it's got legs.
If it fails, you at least have a viable portfolio entry for your salarycuck resume.
>the main failing of the boomers is they never wanted to mentor or shepherd any employees or young people
boomers are retards but they aren't exactly the gatekeepers of technical positions.
in fact, the boomers I've met in software companies are usually very open and willing to teach you.
you just have to show initiative.
>wfh gig
I have bad news for you, anon: WFH gigs typically don't hire junior developers with no professional experience.
with no physical office, there can't be anyone looking over your shoulder or actively making sure you don't screw up. companies that are willing to take a chance on someone like you will usually have a physical office space.

If you are TRULY set on becoming a salarycuck developer with little to no experience, here's my advice:
1. Learn PHP. It's a shit language but there's a WordPress company in just about every town.
2. Learn basic front-end development skills.
3. Build a portfolio and try applying to small, local companies. Typically these are local web dev shops and regional ad agencies. They won't care about your lack of degree or require intensive technical interviews like whiteboard sessions. You can then use this entry level position to leverage a better gig down the line.

[Anonymous No.51685693]

>>51685207
this guy does something similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkoqjVHi6oU

[Anonymous No.51685717]

>>51685083
Look yourself at the mirror and realize you're not a goofy kid in his twenties anymore. You don't have to be scared about fucking up things around adults or subconsciously trying hard to please them, you're already an adult, man. If you fuck up things, so be it, everything is trial and error until you get things done correctly. Maybe all you need is one month and you'll learn everything you need to know to perform correctly. Just remember that and you'll do fine
t. 37 yo. schizo

[Anonymous No.51685758]

>>51685633
Thanks for the warm words of encouragement bro. I'm making moves where I can - deleted steam and all my vidya, trying to get sunlight on my eyes early in the day + bed earlier, nofap/porn, zinc/magnesium, messing with some cold showers, lifting, etc..

Basically anything I can do to free up what precious tiny amount of dopamine reserves my brain has for tasks that require effort is a huge help.

[Anonymous No.51685920]

>>51685654
Tech Purchasing PM

[Anonymous No.51685939]

>>51685644
Yeah, do it, especially with the juicy military neetbux. I maintain that I think the hard times are rolling in and studying at college is probably one of the safer bets if you go for a wise degree. As I mentioned, medical and CS will be the future proof degrees, but I'm sure a few other STEM degrees have good prospects. It goes without saying, but stay out of lib arts kek

[Anonymous No.51685950]

>>51684826
All neets get kicked out eventually or their parents die and they need to find a way at 40+ to learn how to pay for their own bills and feed themselves. The day will come and you should all be prepared.

[Anonymous No.51685953]

>>51685344
Nice well then you don’t have anything to worry about. Just remember it’s NORMAL to be nervous about job interviews. Be normal, sound competent, and be interested - that’s all it takes. If you have to fake it until you make it then do that. Good luck

[Anonymous No.51685973]

>>51685173
You were on a sabbatical, you did odd jobs for your family and they looked after you, but now you want a career and a life of your own

[Anonymous No.51686037]

>>51685950
Thats probably the time I'll kms if Im being honest. Unless I figure it out before then.

[Anonymous No.51686074]

>>51685173
Personal projects and talk about them and then talk about how they taught you things relevant to the job you are applying for (so start making some personal projects asap)

[Anonymous No.51686105]

>>51686074
Can't you just tell them you made a shitton of money in the stock market and just didnt need to work..?

[Anonymous No.51686174]

>>51686105
the HR roasties wouldn't like that for whatever petty female reasons and you'd get put to the bottom

[Anonymous No.51686182]

>>51685478
ADHD pills work. You go from not being able to imagine to giving a single fuck to getting 20 tasks done in 3 hours including cold talking to recruiters and feeling energized by it. Find a way to get a prescription.

I'm sick as hell right now but my Vyvance let me get a lot done this morning because somehow it made me "want" to get stuff done.

[Anonymous No.51686213]

>>51686105
Saying you daytraded is a legit non-meme answer. Don't say crypto though, kek. Say options swing trading and if nudged for details, say you liked specific pairs like wheat futures or gold

[Anonymous No.51686222]

>>51684780
>in your field
we dont have one, we’re NEETs

[Anonymous No.51686231]

>>51685717
Thats actually great advice, its hard to get rid of the manchild mindset though, too many years of neethood will do that to your brain.

[Anonymous No.51686323]

>>51684774
>Can you share some details of the challenge?
For sure.
The specifics change between each challenge. The themes remain the same and are specific to me and my goals.
An example from the early days was 30 minutes of yoga everyday for 14 days.
The idea is to pick something that I know will inconvenience me and break routine. Yet it must be something that I'm unlikely to fail due to difficulty. In this way I accumulate wins and avoid demoralization.
This counters my old high stakes gambler pattern of big wins and big losses.

[Anonymous No.51686335]

>>51686213
I'd just say "I built up a significant nest egg thru trading derivatives"

[Anonymous No.51686393]

Thought you guys meant recovery as in lazy NEET to productive NEET.

Anyway.
Started making a todo list to schedule my time, using emacs ORG-mode.

It's simple, but I've found out if I don't schedule then I won't do that thing unless it's a habit.

I just use 10 minutes to plan tomorrow, but have recurring tasks like read for 30-60, minutes, meditates, lift every other day etc.
Then I can check them off and track myself.

[Anonymous No.51686444]

>>51684877
OffSpectrum bro is that you?
t. Your long lost frogposting pal from telegram who also got JUSTed

[Anonymous No.51686541]

>>51686393
How the fuck do you guys even have the motivation to self improve this late in the game? For 28 years I self improved and relentlessly grinded my ass off, culminating in finally making it, and then instantly losing it all.
I reached the fucking peak. Two once in a lifetime opportunities, I watched them come and go. What motivation do i have left? 30 years of that shit just to watch it fade to nothing. Ive been mentally fucking checkmated. I have nothing left. I gave it my all and made it just to lose it. I want to lay my neck on a train rail and just end it just to regain my honor and say im fucking done. Ive exhausted myself.
All the grinding was in vain.

[Anonymous No.51686638]

>>51685693
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkoqjVHi6oU
based i'll check it out. he's a protected class which probably makes it easier... are troons a protected class yet? i could just pretend to be a troon like that shop teacher.
one of my nignog friends got a huge settlement from one of the FAGMAN companies over the vaccine and started homesteading with it. i want that life.

[Anonymous No.51686704]

>>51686541
Get a job to DCA back in and try to score the arbitrum airdrop + others for another chance.
The grind never ends nigga, I'm still trying to make more money even though I'm hovering around $8-10M

[Anonymous No.51686727]

>>51686393
>>51686541
I found the best aid against lazyness is to avoid any kind of entertainment in the morning: no youtube, no 4chong, no leddit, no podcasts ....

since making that change I start my days by drinking coffee and solving "logical/math problems", in the afternoon I code and in the evening I do my neet stuff: masturbation, animu and shit posting.

also it really helps making productivity a habit

[Anonymous No.51686793]

>>51686727
Agreed, doing anything productive first thing in the morning gets your brain into a productive mode, so you wonder "okay, what's the next thing I have to do?"
Instead of opening youtube/game etc and then the whole day is gone or you tell yourself you'll delay x task for tomorrow.

[Sage No.51686806]

>>51684432
I've made a planning last night, and today I finished everything on it.

[Anonymous No.51686865]

Lads I feel like I’m too damaged
Late 20’s never had a gf
Almost finished M.Sc. and got some years paid internship experience now but still feel like it’s hopeless

[Anonymous No.51686927]

>>51684432

Random Advice for Wayward NEETS from a surprisingly functional fellow retard.

-There are no downsides to being physically fit. Running and calisthenics are free.
- security companies are always desperate for bodies. Pays not great, jobs are either boring or hectic, turnover is high, but if you are willing to work any shift at a moments notice you WILL be hired. No more employment gap. Get references and experience, then climb the job ladder
- check community centre's, libraries, university commons for bulletin boards. People post contact and joining instructions for a wide variety of hobbies and skills. Try them all; learn, socialize, network.
- establish your usual spots; "This is my usual bar, this is my usual cafe, restaurant, gym, church, barber, etc." eventually you become a regular and develop a relationship with the staff and other regulars. This is how you build a social circle and a community.

All I can think of for now. Good luck, ygmi.

[Anonymous No.51687023]

>>51685758
You're welcome, hope you can live up to your full potential, anon

[Anonymous No.51687075]

>>51686927
Or join the military and kill all those birds with 1 stone + a giant sign on bonus and free education

[Anonymous No.51687185]

>>51684432
>>51684589
>>51685083
Im fuckin proud of you cunts YGMI

[Anonymous No.51687361]

>>51686182
That's the crazy part as a pharma skeptic about others with ADHD I've spoken to - the pills effectively revived them and they immediately lived the best 4 years of their life afterwards. From the research I've done, they crank your dopamine way the fuck up, so you basically always have that "want" to do things.

Can you redpill me on the differences between amphetamines and methylphenidates? Also Vyvanse is extended release, so has it harmed your sleep at all?

[Sage No.51687493]

>>51687361
The real redpill is, any of them work and you should not use them permanently.
4 years of best life is only if you consider actually feeling drugged up as a best life.
You will get shit done tho.

[Anonymous No.51687631]

>>51687493
no. the real redpill is we should legalise meth, and educate the public on how to minimise negative side effects / long term damage.

[Anonymous No.51687851]

>>51684944
>>51685005
This shit hits too hard man.

[Anonymous No.51687921]

>>51687493
I can see the utility in them being a nuclear solution to an extreme neet to give that initial "umph" to actually make forward steps with school or work. Yeah, once your life is on track and smooth sailing, it's probably wise to taper off and eventually quit though.

[Anonymous No.51687940]

Uh, why would I try to change my situation? Why would I make any plans? My free time is worth much more than any sum of money. I go for a swim in the sea every morning, collect free food from local stores with an app and then cook and workout... Wagies don't even have time to fry an egg before getting in the cage.

I will never work.

Deal with it

[Anonymous No.51688012]

>>51686927
Based wizard. Thank you.
>>51687940
Well your financial situation is clearly fine enough for you to enjoy that lifestyle. Not all neets have those resources and avenues

[Anonymous No.51688037]

the only reason i'm applying for jobs now is because the fear of the recession is outweighing the fear of getting rejected by employers, I guess it's a survival instinct

[Anonymous No.51688116]

>>51684432
So far I went to college, graduated at peak covid so no jobs, went to grad school, about to graduate in peak recession so no jobs again. WTF do I need a doctorates before the job market stops being shit? I never wanted to be a NEET but I just can't find any work. I can't even get some bullshit retail job because I did a BS and MS in Engineering so all those places just tell me that I'm overqualified. WTF is this shit?

[Anonymous No.51688180]

>>51686865
That's a nice number. Would almost be a palindrome if it wasn't for the 1. Thanks for this number.

Finish your M. Sc.. You know it is what must be done to move forward, assuming the internship was in your field. The fact that you have an master's and work experience already gives you an edge against a lot of people.

I'm not even saying this to make you feel good, but I think it is silly for you to think it's hopeless when you're in a better position than the roasties currently taking a loan to pursue gender studies, or even the normies who have a decent degree but lack any direction whatsoever.

You have that direction, you have the experience. You just need to keep going.

[Anonymous No.51688322]

just turned 35 this month, i have a little bit of money from link but no women or "carrer", i should have sold kek. I was thinking of going to the local college to fuck 18 year old while i "learn to code". is this a good play?

[Anonymous No.51688391]

>>51688322
>I was thinking of going to the local college to fuck 18 year old while i "learn to code". is this a good play?
did that in my early 20s. was dope af

[Anonymous No.51688426]

>>51688391
my issue is im 35 and past my prime. So this is as good as its going to get for me. i dont see myself ever being able to have a stable life style with out doing some type of shit trade

[Anonymous No.51688458]

>>51685074
>>51685207
How long did it take to become a carpenter? Seems relatively comfy

[Anonymous No.51688520]

>>51688458
this where did you learn?

[Anonymous No.51688541]

In grad school right now for a M.Sc degree in what is essentially digital marketing which my grandparents are paying for. Mid-late 20's Just living at home with mom and dad currently while taking online classes. Pretty comfy desu.

I plan on starting an online service business/agency. I figure why not since my parents are my safety net and starting off wouldn't take me more than $500 and some time to find my first client.

[Anonymous No.51688587]

>>51688426
>i dont see myself ever being able to have a stable life style with out doing some type of shit trade
stop dreaming other peoples dreams, anon. go after your own goals. what you are doing right now is crying about not being mediocre.
Think of a goal and go get it. Everything else will fall in line once you start making things fall in line.

t. a 37 year old neet

PS: hanging out with "real" people is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.51688649]

>>51688587
i just wanna fuck young women ,smoke weed and workout. i dont really care about anything else; which is a bog problem if i want to have some type of comfortable lifestyle

[Anonymous No.51688846]

I want to go back to college after dropping out, gen eds are done, what degree should I go for?

[Anonymous No.51688870]

>>51688649
nothing standing in your way, m8. just figure out some way 2 do passive income.

[Anonymous No.51690177]

Is there any way to get a loan as a NEET? I want to fuck off to another country with the money and never return

[Anonymous No.51690263]

>>51688116
Maybe they think you’re a weirdo? Put on jeans and a collared shirt and talk to the manager. If you make a good first impression they’ll just hire you.

Did you go to a decent school? They should have a decent career placement center you can use.

[Anonymous No.51690906]

>>51685149
No offense but why the fuck would you guys choose car mechanic as a trade when the world has been CLEARLY moving towards digital maintenance and electric vehicles for decades?

I find it hard to feel sorry for you guys.

[Anonymous No.51691047]

>an entire thread of long term gigaNEETs being so buttraped by the the market and life that they actually all unanimously desperately start looking for their first job in their 30s
clearest bottom signal ever

thanks anons

[Anonymous No.51691090]

>>51690906
this was in 2008 retards learn to read

[Anonymous No.51691446]

I haven't worked in almost 10 years and I got a job recently just because I'm so bored.
the interview wasn't stressful because I simply did not give a shit if they hired me.
I'm not even qualified. I have no degree.

[Anonymous No.51691766]

>>51685693
>sue a company for $10k once a year
>instead of making $100k a year just doing the easy work

Niggers really are that stupid, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.51691956]

>>51691090
>Tesla Motors was established in 2003.
>Mandatory OEBD on all vehicles came into effect in 2008

Again, you're a fucking retard for going into that field. Most lukewarm IQ tradesmen saw the signs after the 2003 Iraq invasion even. Stupid fuck. Maybe try becoming a cobbler or candle maker next.

[Anonymous No.51692026]

>>51684432
Please finally some people that relate to me that aren't going to judge. Give me advice that isn't computer science. That door is just not open to me. It would take a year for me to establish residency to go to college then I have three years of school and will finally enter the workforce at 32. I can't do that. Plus I DJ at night and CS requires all your brainpower. But I can't do this low tier shit anymore you guys. I fall in and out of jobs in a week. I spend all my time at home posting insane tiktoks and I haven't had sex in one year. I constantly ask my mom for gas money. This has to stop. I don't know what to do. Today I got an offer at a place that stretches people as a receptionist. I make commissions from new customers on top of a decent hourly. The manager advised me though to not take it if I didn't love it, because I have to really love the product. Do I keep holding out for something I love ? I have one dollar

[Anonymous No.51692349]

>>51692026
First of all, 32 is not "too late". Take that mentality out of your head.
>I fall in and out of jobs in a week
Why? Are you incompetent? Lazy? Figure out your flaws and work on them.
>tiktok
Remove yourself from all social media unless it's to keep in contact with your family. Everything else is pure cancer, and seeing people's highlight reel will only depress and demoralize you.
You've got some self reflection ahead of you and the only way forward and through that is by bettering yourself first. Sex comes last. Women are poor company and your sperm is good for decades, so there is no rush brother. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.51692414]

>>51684432
Just turned 26
After 10 years of neeting since I was 18, I finally have enough skills to game develop well.
I failed with a couple of other projects because bad gameplay design but I finally got it this time

Couple more months and I'm going to move onto publishing my beta builds

I can't wait for a nuke to be hit on the same day I do.
Also if I fail I'm getting kicked out of my apartment for non-payment

[Anonymous No.51692456]

>>51684826
You’re definitely ugly

[Anonymous No.51692583]

>>51692349
Sure. Disregarding the time commitment I'm not interested in working in IT. I find the work grating and boring. I can't hold a job because I have this weird constant sense at every job I ever take that ultimately labor is the biggest waste of time on the planet, we all play this retarded monopoly game and I just can't hang up this teenage baggage. I can't justify why people do this insane shit to themselves. I think its a perversion that acquiescing to the system is considered a virtue

[Anonymous No.51692653]

I really just want a simple job in the field I love. Music. I'm praying that happens soon. So much of this career grind shit is like toxic noise meant for others

[Anonymous No.51692680]

I think that if I didn't abuse alcohol or weed I'd be a millionaire right now at 31

stay sober, exercise, try to build relationships based on love. through pets, partners, social groups, or volunteer work.

stay active, because lethargy is the glove into which evil slips its hand

[Anonymous No.51692705]

can gig work like doordash make me enough to escape neetdom and live on my own?

[Anonymous No.51692717]

>>51684432
I became a NEET last week, I lost my tech job. I'm currently working on becoming a farmer. Don't go into the tech industry, it's filled with crazy trannies and woke faggots.

t. someone who lost their job to a zippertit HR person

[Anonymous No.51692794]

If we hadn't built this retarded system none of us would be in this thread. That should be way more pressing in peoples minds then their individual miasma.

[Anonymous No.51692806]

>>51692414
>Just turned 26
>After 10 years of neeting since I was 18
wtfuck. that's 8 years lil shit

[Anonymous No.51692829]

>>51692717
>filled with crazy trannies and woke faggots
do you think the biotech industry has this issue? I would think being in close proximity to biological truth would scare them away.
I can (almost) guarantee that biotech will be the next tech bubble. A lot of crazy shit is coming down the pipeline, it's just 10 years behind due to pharma kike patents and hippie/fundie ethicstards.

[Anonymous No.51692863]

>>51692829
>do you think the biotech industry has this issue?

Unfortunately, yes. I was forced out from a biotech company. You're absolutely correct about biotech being the next tech bubble, there is tons of money coming into the biotech R&D industry. Also because biotech product cycles (FDA clearance etc) are so long, they are not impacted by market downturns at all.

[Anonymous No.51693027]

MuscleWizardAnon back.

The dudes who mentioned the military are on the money. Good bennies and the armed forces are pretty accepting of weirdos. The infantry felt like live action 4chan. Lots of frens.

For those worrying about the employment gap, tell the interviewers you were caring for a sick/crippled/old/retarded/schizo relative. "I lived with them and helped them out. Room and board,and my family paid a bit of spending money. That's over now, and I don't regret it, but I feel like I need to get out there and start building a career for myself." Explains the gap, Makes you look sympathetic, empathetic, dutiful, and ambitious without being cocky. You're now theguy people are rooting for.

When you start your first job, you have to be the eager-beaver type.Show up early, be well groomed and prepared to work. Always volunteer for extra shifts, overtime, help out. You have no skills, so your skill is being the go-to guy. Be the person that everyone knows they can depend on. You can slack this off a bit once you have some time in, but you better be Charlie Hustle for the first year.

[Anonymous No.51693028]

>>51692829
what to look at?

also.. rip theranos..

[Anonymous No.51693104]

>>51693027
>When you start your first job, you have to be the eager-beaver type.Show up early, be well groomed and prepared to work. Always volunteer for extra shifts, overtime, help out. You have no skills, so your skill is being the go-to guy. Be the person that everyone knows they can depend on. You can slack this off a bit once you have some time in, but you better be Charlie Hustle for the first year.

What's its like being a complete sack of shit slave down to the very fibers of your being you gigantic cuck

[Anonymous No.51693161]

>>51684648
Train thing sounds cool. If you dont own a home and have nothing tieing you down then do that. Its not even like truck driving where you have to deal with traffic because a train gets a track all to itself. Just do it.

[Anonymous No.51693321]

>>51690263
I'm actually social irl, so no I'm not some socially retarded autist. In down markets entry level engineering jobs are given to dudes with 10 years+ experience because they'll fight for lesser jobs over being unemployed. Retail work doesn't want you because they think you're filling an employment gap and will leave as soon as you get an offer from an engineering firm. They're 100% correct that this is what I'm doing.

>Did you go to a decent school? They should have a decent career placement center you can use.
I'm at a top 50 engineering school but the career coaching service sucks ass.
Literally no one from my class has gotten any of their job offers from that.

>inb4 maybe you just suck
Both undergrad and grad GPAs are 3.6+ and I held 3 internships.
There really just isn't work available.

[Anonymous No.51693331]

>>51693104

It's like Im no longer a NEET, and can give actionable advice to those who are and want to get beyond that. Cry about it .

[Anonymous No.51693362]

>>51691956
mechanics earned 25+ an hour back then and pretty sure they do now and can work on any type of car pretty much
not sure if your a low iq zoomer or trying to bait.

[Anonymous No.51693408]

>>51686231
Yeah, it's easy to forget one is already a grown man somehow when you're a shut in fag who only goes out occasionally for groceries and maybe visiting a friend or two a week. The manchildness is reflected in your speech, mannerisms and way of thinking. It still is the case for me sometimes. Maybe we're a generation of manchildren kek

[Anonymous No.51693414]

>>51686704
>arbitrum airdrop
how
i keep missing airdrops

[Anonymous No.51693416]

>>51685203
I went to a non-denominational churcb and it was kinda cringe. What sort of denominations are actually good these days?

[Anonymous No.51693432]

>>51686541
how old are you?

[Anonymous No.51693488]

>>51692863
Suggest some projects to keep an eye out for then pajeet..

[Anonymous No.51693542]

>>51693362
$25/hour is shit pay. I make triple that doing a fuck all city job.

[Anonymous No.51693581]

>>51693488
I'm not a street shitter. Further, If you're on this board, you most likely do not have the capital on hand (financial or social) to be invited to invest in private R&D, so providing you with project names would be a pointless endeavor.

If you want to get involved, go save up about 500k cash, and then sign up to join Managed Fund or Synadicate on Angelist.com. Perhaps the quarterly capital you deploy (25-50k every 3 months) may make you millions in the future. Good luck

[Anonymous No.51693594]

>>51693488
>>51693542
fucking retarded zoomer faggots, this thread will die because of you

[Anonymous No.51693653]

>>51685056
for sure this all has to be not a coincidence. covid is on purpose to keep is miserable

[Anonymous No.51693685]

>>51684877
wth did you buy/invest in?

[Anonymous No.51693772]

>>51692583
I've been reading your posts and the arguments you propose. You're right, having a job is the ultimate waste of time in the planet but that's also the only way for a great majority of people in this planet to feed, clothes themselves and have a roof (not even their own) over their heads. Everybody hates their job, anon. People have to cope thinking hard work ethics is good or that they're contributing in society to feel a little less awful about themselves. No doubt about it. Look man, you're probably too redpilled on life and society at this point in your life to "enjoy" life or your work as normies do. Life is hard and the system is rigged against you, sure, but you're full of negativity and hate, try to work on that. Enter the workforce if you don't have any other options, earn some money for a time, even if you're essentially exploited by mr noseberg. Live a frugal life. Save some cash. This will take some years, no doubt about it. Don't think about it too much. Going back to college at 32? If you feel it will pay off long term, just do it, even i you will be finishing your studies by the time you're 36. You'll be 36 years old in a few years anyway, but you could be a 36 yo. with a degree at least. You have a great advantage most pople don't have: you know what you want in life. A simple job in the field of music. Well, enough faggotry for today. Good luck
t. 37 years old NEET since 21 who got a retirement pension by a job related accident and which also got some college degrees to kill time but never again entered or planning to enter the work force

[Anonymous No.51693778]

Leaf and I turn 30 in ten days. Been a NEET for quite a long time. I'm trying to get an entry level position at a bank and have had an interview at one that went well but I haven't heard anything bank in over a month. Meanwhile I had a meet and greet with a manager at another one through a recommendation but I'm waiting to know if they even have a spot available. Shit sucks, bros.

[Anonymous No.51693947]

>>51684432
Recovering from intestinal surgery to fix a problem I've had since 12 years old.
Not sure what to do when this is over with, 20 years with this illness, and I haven't been able to do anything because of it. I feel so behind

[Anonymous No.51694024]

>>51684432
welfaremaxxing
I get like 3k USD per month now lmao thanks wagies

[Anonymous No.51694181]

>>51684432
Joined a distance MBA course. The books are bloody interesting. But it is so hard to sit down and focus and study. I always get the urge to check the charts.

[Anonymous No.51694197]

>>51684882
hippowswap pools. So far so good

[Anonymous No.51694277]

Glad to see I'm not the only oldfag going back to uni in my late 20's ITT. WAGMI bros
>>51686182
I have an app in 2 weeks for ADHD. How much pull does the patient have with demanding different brands of meds? I'd prefer vyvanse over adderall for its extended release

[Anonymous No.51694287]

>>51684634
In order of least degenerate to most:
Church, Volunteering, Library, University, Target, Starbucks, Bar, Club.

[Anonymous No.51694332]

>>51694277
>Find cool doctor. Usually private family medicine clinics.
>Good: "I've been taking Xmg Adderall for X months. I want to try Y drug to see if there is an improvement."
>Bad: GIMME THE DRUGS. I WANT THIS.

[Anonymous No.51694530]

>>51693772
I appreciate you responding. Here's the problem. Nobody ever moves past this shit about blah blah have to feed myself bullshit. You really don't. First off, all of our food, clothing and shelter is kept in a large building called a grocery store. Literal retarded Jews make it so you have to pay green paper for food items. How do we fix this? We destroy the walls of the grocery stores and give out all the food. If each person had the seed of anarchy planted it would happen. You must deprogram all wagie cope

[Anonymous No.51694823]

>>51693594
Cope harder car jannie. Now change my oil if you want your measly minimum wage tier bux.
>>51694530
Mr Depresso, you ever hear of hunting, fishing, or farming? What concrete jungle shithole do you live in?

[Anonymous No.51694852]

the only neet recovery pack you’ll need

[Anonymous No.51694875]

It's really hard balancing your life with what you know. I had a nice cozy stable office job half a year ago but pretty much quit (self sabotaged my employment) and fell back on my side hussle because it paid more.

There's no point in competing. The game is rigged and cbf to better myself.

[Anonymous No.51695144]

>>51684648
That actually does sound pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.51695556]

>>51694332
I'm not on any meds yet. But I'll just say "I rea up on vyvanse, and like the idea of extended release". We'll see how she goes

[Anonymous No.51695600]

>>51694823
im a neet you retard, your taxes probably buy my coins

[Anonymous No.51695623]

DO YOU WANT A JOB?
IF YES
LIE ON YOUR RESUME
LIE, LIE, LIE
INTERVIEWER ASKS YOU A QUESTION: LIE
LIE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
LIE LIKE THE SINNER YOU ARE IN THIS BABYLON SYSTEM
IT'S THAT SIMPLE
THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG AND ANYTHING GOES NOW

[Anonymous No.51695628]

I lost my job so I'm participating in an endless procession of clinical trials for experimental drugs. Making about $10K a month. While I'm in the clinics I'm spending my time learning languages, studying things and researching postgraduate degrees. I'm going to start dumping about 50% of what I'm making into crypto after the next big crash

[Anonymous No.51695633]

>>51695600
>muh coins
and how's that going for you nigger?

[Anonymous No.51695643]

>>51694852
>neet recovery
but the point of crypto is to allow us to remain neets forever

[Anonymous No.51695718]

I'm in. Here's the situation:
>38
>useless degree
>NEET for about half of my adult life, including last four years
> live alone, rent free in a family property
>~$600k in stocks in my portfolio, $30k cash
>/fit/
I have absolutely no idea what to do with my life. My investments have paid off handsomely to the point that I could probably NEET forever in this house, but that's a kind of spiritual death I wouldn't wish on even an enemy. I'm looking at graduate degrees, volunteering, starting a small business doing God knows what... the most painful thing is that I know I can accomplish whatever I put my mind to but I'm paralyzed on a fundamental level, drifting aimlessly, and not enjoying it. If I didn't lift weights so often I would literally go insane.

[Anonymous No.51696068]

>>51695718
Yeah you could do anything you put your mind to but at the end of the day you’re still fucking not doing shit and you have no skills or abilities. Think of it like this you’re an RPG and you have a read the walk-through of the game and you know you can beat it doesn’t change the fact that you haven’t started playing the fucking game and you still have a one for all your skills once you focus on improving those skills and just enjoy the journey of playing in RPG‘s open world

[Anonymous No.51696108]

>>51695633
very well actually
don't tell me your are a nocoiner on biz

[Anonymous No.51696151]

>>51696068
Nigger these RPG metaphors are so tired. You aren't all player characters you faggots.

[Anonymous No.51696175]

>>51694823
You are gay as fuck if you think the solution is nature. That's cool you take fish out of a lake wow neat I wish you would die

[Anonymous No.51696216]

>>51695718
get a part time job at a restaurant or something while you figure shit out

socializing with normies who have 2 jobs to make ends meet was really inspiring to me

[Anonymous No.51696226]

>>51696175
I'm still fucking floored by how easily you weak faggots just acquiesce to society like complete spineless niggers yet bitch and complain on my precious hentai finance forum. Quit your job and start some shit you fucking pussies

[Anonymous No.51696309]

I'm at a crossroads. I've been working part-time for several years now while living with parents. I used to be a total neet, but I now have enough money where I could move out to my own place, but holy crap that's a scary proposition.

Getting your own shelter means signing an invisible contract stating that you WILL continue doing everything in your power to be an earner giving away the majority of your monthly income for that PRIVILEGE of personal shelter.

Man, I just want to have so much money that I don't even have to think about money. At the drop of a hat, I want to have the freedom to say "I'm just going to be a lounge lizard for a year" without being afraid of losing everything. I have that freedom being a semi-neet. I can just sleep all day here in my parent's house. Wagies don't get that freedom. I hope my investments take off.

[Anonymous No.51696313]

>>51684432
Are 40 year olds welcome?

[Anonymous No.51696342]

>>51693778
I look at our housing market and kinda just joker laugh at how daunting coming out of neetdom at this particular moment in time is. My parents bought their nice bungalo for 70k. My brother bought the same house design for 120k in 2016. Now its 500 fucking thousand dollars for the same house with bidding wars with 24 rich pajeets that come from wealthy elites in their shithole countries that you're competing with who over bid by 50k. I'm not blackpilled yet, but we're late as shit to the game and would pay +700% premium just to put a roof over our heads.

The catch 22 is that if housing goes down, watch unemployment soar and getting any job insanely tough
>>51684648
Seems awesome, do it! Come to think of it, fly out jobs are perfect for NEETS because they house you and shit. I presume you're rarely at home as a train conductor and shacked up in hotels and stuff.

Leaf housing is utterly fucked, so living like a nomad for a few years is probably a sick idea.

Good thread though boys. There were some good ideas and motivational comments, makes me feel like there's hope.

[Anonymous No.51696398]

>>51696313
Damn right! Have a seat fren. Share your thoughts. What are your plans? What interests you?

[Anonymous No.51696411]

>>51696342
I actually do have a house with no mortgage to pay; my mom passed away earlier this year unfortunately and I inherited it. I just need some income for obvious reasons, but in terms of housing I'm in a pretty enviable position for someone my age.

[Anonymous No.51696534]

>>51695718
just know you're not alone
similar situation here with slightly different details
have programming skills, but no recent work history, last tech job was 6+ years ago...
good luck anon

[Anonymous No.51696607]

>>51684834
have you tried explaining the truth to those kike managers?

[Anonymous No.51696620]

>>51684877
shouldve fucking sold i like told you stupid crypto retards a million times on biz. i got tired of posting how fucking stupid you retards are for holding fake money in a ponzi scheme of retardation. sorry you ignored my advice

[Anonymous No.51696752]

>>51684877
>military background
>GI billbux
dude, you really can't figure it out?

[Anonymous No.51697271]

>>51696226
Kill yourself, you retarded faggot piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.51697283]

>un-neeted at 29
>got a job in finance
>pays decent, will pay better soon
is
it
over?

[Anonymous No.51697380]

>>51684432
What I mostly do is staking. It doesn't go beyond that. It course I have some potential moonshots like Fwt and ETH, bit I'd rather stake them then trade them

[Anonymous No.51697394]

>>51696620
The market is gonna spectacularly bounce back by next year. If you're smart, this is your chance to accumulate. Stake too. The future is greater than the past

[Anonymous No.51697399]

>>51685145
They are shitcoin. Everyone is interested in ETH right now, thus I decided to stake it on Freeway for Rewards while I wait for the effects of the post-merger.

[Anonymous No.51697415]

>>51684432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pcChH15ZF0

[Anonymous No.51697421]

>>51697380
I think that's the future. Eth may flip BTC anytime soon. Let's see what happens from here

[Anonymous No.51697440]

>>51697380
Aside their supercharger gains, I like that 80% of all profits made in the platform is sent back to the users in the liquidity pool