/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51684100]

Fishing will never be this fake and gay

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chloe+Sakamata

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
>>51682892

[Anonymous No.51684129]

First for anime.

[Anonymous No.51684128]

You stupid buttfuckers promised me there would be a crash today.

[Anonymous No.51684132]

Is it too soon to bring out this webm?

[Anonymous No.51684133]

Name me one thing faker and gayer than this market?

[Anonymous No.51684135]

anime is gay

[Anonymous No.51684136]

>>51684100
I hope I'm not first

[Anonymous No.51684142]

I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!!!!!! I JUST BOUGHT SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51684143]

switched back to drip coffee lads, keurig is a jewish scam

[Anonymous No.51684149]

apple lost 150
why aren't we dumping

[Anonymous No.51684151]

>is it safe now?

[Anonymous No.51684157]

before i go all in on fngu you promise this a bear rally right?

[Anonymous No.51684162]

>>51684149
Hold your tongue and say "apple", then you'll understand why.

[Anonymous No.51684163]

OOOOOOoOOOOOOooOoOOOOoOO SERS

[Anonymous No.51684165]

>>51684133
(you)

[Anonymous No.51684166]

>>51684143
barry's irish breakfast tea for me, thanks

[Anonymous No.51684168]

>>51684140
What's the average term on the national debt, again? 10 years?

[Anonymous No.51684169]

>>51684143
>drinking coffee

[Anonymous No.51684171]

>>51684132
not a "bobo" but man that is a cringey as fuck webm

[Anonymous No.51684172]

>>51684142
honestly not that bad of a play all things considered.

[Anonymous No.51684173]

>>51684165

[Anonymous No.51684174]

So what mental illness will you claim to avoid the draft?

[Anonymous No.51684177]

>>51684128
I dindu nuffin.

[Anonymous No.51684178]

>>51684149
>Apple sales just rotated somewhere else
Didn't see that coming

[Anonymous No.51684180]

you know what, ill buy at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.51684181]

>>51684166
Is there whisky in it?

[Anonymous No.51684188]

>>51684142
good choice
great opportunity in this bull trap

[Anonymous No.51684189]

>>51684169

>Not drinking coffee

You are not cool man

[Anonymous No.51684192]

>>51684168

100 years

[Anonymous No.51684194]

AEVA

Check the 1 year chart

[Anonymous No.51684195]

ALL BOBONIGGERS WILL BE LIQUIDATED BEFORE THE REAL CRASH

[Anonymous No.51684197]

>>51684174
I self identify as a koala and therefore I am not fit for service. I move too slow.

[Anonymous No.51684202]

>>51684181
sometimes

[Anonymous No.51684206]

>>51684149
You can thank the BoE pivoting. Honestly, I want to see these central banks fight each other. It'll be really funny

[Anonymous No.51684213]

>>51684143
About to make those KDP baggies seethe.

[Anonymous No.51684218]

feels like this is the top , i think i will go short

[Anonymous No.51684220]

Stonks

[Anonymous No.51684223]

>>51684206
if you want central banking humor just watch BoJ fight itself

[Anonymous No.51684224]

>>51684142
You done right anon, now go to sleep and wake up in two weeks to be rich.

[Anonymous No.51684227]

Where is DXY headed? Stocks are inversing it all week.

[Anonymous No.51684230]

>>51684194
This shit has been shilled here for a month when it was at 3 dollars, its at 2 dollars right now. What the fuck is a matter with you?

[Anonymous No.51684231]

[Anonymous No.51684233]

>>51684218
is there any news to cause this pump or was it just the 10 year magically dropping the very second it hit 4%?

[Anonymous No.51684234]

>>51684206
Chinks central banks vs western jews, who wins?

[Anonymous No.51684236]

>>51684100
Guess which member of the tribe is gonna get the axe?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/will-bidens-treasury-sec-janet-yellen-leave-post-after-us-midterms-report/ar-AA12l6Gv

[Anonymous No.51684237]

>>51684192
Can't believe Austria pulled off that 100 year bond sale. What a fucking trade.

[Anonymous No.51684246]

>>51684149

buddy..

YA COULDVE DONE THIS A LONG TIME AGO

BUDDDY

LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51684251]

Fed will not pivot cos of the bong bank, brainlets don't realize how different it is for them.

[Anonymous No.51684252]

>tfw correctly assumed it's gonna pump
>still panicked and didn't hold
welp

[Anonymous No.51684254]

>>51684213
I never understood Keurig. Like how goddamn lazy do you have to be to not just make a pot of coffee? Also coffee fags know they are going to drink an entire pot not just a cup. For whatever reason people associate drinking coffee with being an adult so millennials and zoomers constantly guzzle the stuff like cum.

[Anonymous No.51684255]

>>51684227
ngl maybe 110.

[Anonymous No.51684256]

>>51684246
booba

[Anonymous No.51684258]

>>51684227
It will burn to the ground. Every central bank in the empire needs it to.

[Anonymous No.51684260]

Should I go all in XOM anons? Pray kek for the oil pump.

[Anonymous No.51684262]

>>51684227
if BOE says they are buying bonds for two weeks does that mean that the dollar will go down for two weeks or is it priced in already?

[Anonymous No.51684265]

>>51684227
gonna get slurped in the next 10 mins

[Anonymous No.51684273]

>>51684262
it gets priced in as soon as the announcement is made

[Anonymous No.51684276]

>>51684254
I went from 3 pots a day to 3 cups. For a retard who overfeeds himself like a dog, the keurig is p nice.

[Anonymous No.51684278]

>>51684246
The people running the hedge funds today don't have any experience going back further than 10 years. They don't understand where to invest in stagflationary markets. So they're rotating their money out of AAPL and into other tech companies because that's all they know.

[Anonymous No.51684280]

>>51684234
The Jews have infiltrated China since Mao my dude.

[Anonymous No.51684283]

What stock is star NFL quarterback Lamar Jackson buying during this dip?

[Anonymous No.51684282]

USTOPPABLE

[Anonymous No.51684285]

>>51684254
>Like how goddamn lazy do you have to be to not just make a pot of coffee?
have you seen the lines in front of starbucks? people lined up to buy the shittiest burnt crappy coffee possible

[Anonymous No.51684289]

>>51684149
shut up and buy apple, since a pivot is coming soon this is the lowest price you'll get for the next few years

[Anonymous No.51684292]

Wall Street rally gains momentum, with Dow up 500 points as Treasury yields tumble

[Anonymous No.51684295]

>>51684260
Would be careful if I were you. Oil is following 2008 and strong dollar kills demand.

[Anonymous No.51684300]

>>51684273
in that case, the dollar will resume up then and this is the only day of pumping because the market will continue to price in rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.51684301]

>>51684254

I'm a mature adult male and I enjoy drinking coffee because i am sophisticated. I bet you drink gay beverages lol.

[Anonymous No.51684314]

>>51684300
most likely, the exact same thing happened when BoJ intervened in the forex markets, one day of pivot and then the trend continued

[Anonymous No.51684320]

>>51684301
I drink coke zero

[Anonymous No.51684325]

>>51684282
it';s the biggest company. If SPY pumps it has no choice but to follow

[Anonymous No.51684327]

THE VILLAGE HAS FOOD TODAY

[Anonymous No.51684328]

>>51684283
Chiquita

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51684329]

What is the 4chan investment communities opinion on Alcoa? I mean this shit screams deep value, but I'm kinda retarded.

[Anonymous No.51684333]

I use Keurig, but I use my own coffee with that reusable filter.
I shan't be drinking the pods, Klaus.

[Anonymous No.51684340]

>>51684254
>For whatever reason people associate drinking coffee with being an adult
I drink black coffee because it's calorie free, and has xanthines in it.
Why you so mad about it?

[Anonymous No.51684342]

>>51684333
enjoy your microplastics
>t. schwab

[Anonymous No.51684346]

don't we get GDP data tomorrow at 8:30??
3 consecutive quarters of contraction?

[Anonymous No.51684348]

>51684329
It is a shitcoin. Good to ride wild swings. Aluminum seems to be giving back its war gains

[Anonymous No.51684361]

>>51684273
>it gets priced in as soon as the announcement is made
no it doesn't, it takes 2-3 days to price major stuff in like this

[Anonymous No.51684365]

>>51684342
This is why I hate drinking it.

[Anonymous No.51684367]

>>51684346
and then we get PCE data on Friday, same time??
why should I be buying here??

[Anonymous No.51684368]

>>51684283


YUM

[Anonymous No.51684371]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUMPING?! THIS SHIT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

[Anonymous No.51684373]

>>51684346
Projection from Atlanta fed you mean? Quarter isn't quite over yet and the GDP release should be towards the end of October.

[Anonymous No.51684381]

>>51684346
I-sss this true?

[Anonymous No.51684382]

>>51684367
>why should I be buying here??
because that's quite literally what they want you to do just like they wanted you to buy puts or go short yesterday

[Anonymous No.51684386]

>>51684361
yeah, the market just leaves free money on the table for a few days so the people who work day jobs have time to react to the news LMAO

[Anonymous No.51684394]

Wtf is England doing? Cut taxes, raise spending, raise rates, and qe? Are they trying to speed run collapsing?

[Anonymous No.51684401]

it appears the schwab boys have fixed my trading software. my apologies for schizing out for a bit but the 0 dte fuckery was some shit

[Anonymous No.51684403]

>>51684246
source?

[Anonymous No.51684411]

why the fuck is goog going back up

[Anonymous No.51684412]

>>51684373
>>51684381
I'm wrong about it being Q3, it's the revision for Q2 (the finalized data for Q2)
we do get PCE on Friday

[Anonymous No.51684414]

>>51684401
again, welcome to trading. how is your first week been so far?

[Anonymous No.51684419]

>>51684283
FUBU

[Anonymous No.51684421]

>>51684329
There was a guy that would only post "buy AA and walk away" a few years back. Also filtered

[Anonymous No.51684422]

>>51684394
england is a frozen shithole that's been completely stripped of its empire, glory, and power, it's like a vestigial organ of the geopolitical system

[Anonymous No.51684423]

>>51684371
that head smack at the end...

[Anonymous No.51684431]

>>51684394
>Are they trying to speed run collapsing?
Yes, and we will race behind them. We will stumble, and fall. But in time, we will join them in the collapse.

[Anonymous No.51684434]

>>51684394
>Are they trying to speed run collapsing?
SPEED RUNNING BECOMING THE COLONIAL SUBJECT (gone sexual, at 3:30 AM edition)

[Anonymous No.51684435]

>>51684260
its time to short oil anons

[Anonymous No.51684436]

I my SRS
the bobos will be back any minute now

[Anonymous No.51684440]

>>51684371
Just short the rips. Boomers think pivot back on the table bc BoE intervention. Super retarded take by them

[Anonymous No.51684444]

>>51684403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.51684454]

>>51684414
>how is your first week been so far?
GREAT. ITS THE FIRST WEEK OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!

[Anonymous No.51684456]

>>51684371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg_LPPypTE0

[Anonymous No.51684471]

a lot of bobo cope, i'm guilty myself. might get a tad long here

[Anonymous No.51684478]

DEBT CRISES Along with ASSET BUBBLE BURST was already predicted by WEF

[Anonymous No.51684491]

so this was the anti-retail close their puts out rally before we go back to our regularly scheduled bond-apocalpyse
>>51684471
>might get a tad long here
top signal is in

[Anonymous No.51684496]

>>51684283
He's all in on BAC, they're helping black folk buy homes right now with 0 down and subprime credit scores

[Anonymous No.51684497]

>>51684478
>predicted
You mean planned right

[Anonymous No.51684499]

>>51684444
Not this time, stick bug.

[Anonymous No.51684502]

>>51684478

Okay. It was also predicted by anyone with a functioning brain.

[Anonymous No.51684503]

I sold my SRS
the bobos will be back any minute now

[Anonymous No.51684506]

>>51684478
for 2024....

[Anonymous No.51684508]

>>51684478
Lmao
I wonder how crazy the climate crisis shilling is gonna get.
>zis is vy ve moost take in ze 1 billion Africans

[Anonymous No.51684515]

Jews a painting a menorah on the spx

[Anonymous No.51684517]

>>51684444
checked and lmao. Buddy look at apple computer

[Anonymous No.51684522]

i just put 30k on sqqq

[Anonymous No.51684527]

>>51684478
>digital inequality
What the fuck does that even mean? You can be whatever you want on the internet.

[Anonymous No.51684529]

>>51684491

>they are going to let the stock market hit a new low before midterms

If you actually think this, you should just kys.

[Anonymous No.51684532]

>>51684478
Mental Health Along with Space Debris Will be the next GOLD STOCK MINE TO SHUFFLE in the following years.

INVEST INVEST INVEST!!!!!!!!!! HUGE GAINS!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51684533]

>>51684496

People who can't put a down payment on a home are likely to get their house repossessed

[Anonymous No.51684537]

>>51684456
Yeah, I'm thinking this thread could use more country music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOAz9tMYs1Y

[Anonymous No.51684539]

>>51684478

[Anonymous No.51684540]

h-hello... i-is the bottom in ?

[Anonymous No.51684543]

>>51684522

[Anonymous No.51684545]

>>51684254
this is the same reason the worst sort of person gets really into knowing a lot about overpriced booze/wine/beer.

[Anonymous No.51684559]

>>51684529
This is why this is the last week I'm shorting for awhile. Historically the stock market rallies into midterms. I'll probably stay mostly cash until then. Then after the midterms when the dump resumes I'll short again.

[Anonymous No.51684562]

>>51684478
>social cohesion erosion

So is this a list of goals?

[Anonymous No.51684563]

>>51684386
its not free money, you're still taking the risk that you're wrong in the greater macroeconomic picture and its just a small temporary pump

[Anonymous No.51684565]

>>51684527
It means Crytpo MAKING A COMEBACCCCKKKKK YOU BIATCCHHHHHHHH

>>51684502
THANK YOU KLAUS. WE ALL KNOW YOU KNOW YOU OWN NOTHING BUG EATING NIGGER ASS FAGGOT!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51684573]

Never liked that Ian.

[Anonymous No.51684576]

So I was too busy schizing out over Schwab software today, did Powell say anything important?

[Anonymous No.51684591]

>>51684527
means you vil own nothing and be happy in the metaverse too

[Anonymous No.51684592]

>>51684527
It means not everyone has access to the internet

[Anonymous No.51684599]

>>51684522
thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.51684602]

>>51684371
Once the BOE blows its load we're back into collapse. Then some other central bank can go into a currency crisis and blow theirs. Then they can all take turns circle jerking liquidity until everyone is dry. Then you're left with a bunch of crusty junk bondkkake in retirement accounts with a flaming crater for a stock market.
>>51684394
Yes, enjoy the dominoes.

[Anonymous No.51684610]

Do I short DAX or SPY?

[Anonymous No.51684624]

>>51684540

Bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.51684630]

>>51684533
Yup, the ones giving them these loans know that

[Anonymous No.51684632]

dollar pressure eases -> central banks stop selling treasuries -> bond yields stop clim to infinity -> spy blips up for a day.

no big deal. the crash is still on. can't call it a bull trap because it isn't intentional, more like a bull natural disaster.

[Anonymous No.51684633]

>Neon Green day
>AAPL red
LOL

[Anonymous No.51684635]

>>51684624
That's a big bottom.
>For me

[Anonymous No.51684636]

>>51684371
stocks (+gold +euro) go up when DXY goes down
simple as

[Anonymous No.51684639]

shorting oil and gas right now , thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51684658]

>>51684624
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.51684661]

>>51684633
AAPL needed to fall so everything else could rise.

[Anonymous No.51684662]

>>51684610
The Hang Seng

[Anonymous No.51684665]

The idea of a pivot may buoy the market for a while, but the reality is that the reason that banking institutions pivot is because of the prospect of real pain in the real world economy, outside valuations.
As dire earnings predictions come out regardless of Fed soothsaying and finance across the world starts to break down, the rally will lose steam to be replaced by panic and deep downward momentum.

[Anonymous No.51684667]

>>51684639
If you're shorting oil right now, I'm not sure you have any thoughts.
But since I'm generous, you have my thoughts and prayers.

[Anonymous No.51684673]

>>51684632
>central banks stop selling treasuries
is that what happened?
kek

[Anonymous No.51684678]

>>51684142
I wonder what shes up to these days

[Anonymous No.51684679]

Oil doing a little sumsum

[Anonymous No.51684680]

>>51684444
checked (fag)

[Anonymous No.51684685]

>>51684522
you.will.be.rich

[Anonymous No.51684689]

>>51684667
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.51684694]

I don’t understand options, the underlining asset I purchased calls on is rising, but the call I purchased isnt rising in the same ratio, sometimes it varies. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.51684698]

>>51684673
japan was doing it yes.

[Anonymous No.51684699]

>>51684632
>more like a bull natural disaster.
you stop it

[Anonymous No.51684701]

>>51684537
I'm a bit more into Western, but I like country just fine. Check this one out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0bAacozxEY

[Anonymous No.51684704]

>>51684478
>digital inequality

YEAH I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING ANIME GF YET YOU WEF FAGGOTS!

[Anonymous No.51684708]

>>51684527
crypto, unironically. every third worlder has a smartphone now connected to the internet, what else could they possibly mean?

[Anonymous No.51684718]

>>51684694
Delta

[Anonymous No.51684722]

>>51684694
read up on the options greeks, specifically one called 'delta'

[Anonymous No.51684728]

[Anonymous No.51684742]

>>51684694
options are crooked as fuck you need extremely high volume options for their to be any hint of honesty in them

[Anonymous No.51684752]

>>51684728
Remember Alec Baldwin lmao?

[Anonymous No.51684753]

>>51684742
>extremely high volume options for their to be any hint of honesty in them
this and even then the fuckery is ungodly

[Anonymous No.51684759]

>my portfolio is up 7%
>I bought friday
>O0O0o0OOO000oo0OOooOOoOOOO00OO00o00ooo00oOO0oOo0OOooOO00OO0

[Anonymous No.51684771]

Cash bros....did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.51684781]

>>51684143
Aeropress Chad reporting in.

[Anonymous No.51684785]

>>51684759
Ngl bro i expected this to be much more obscene.

[Anonymous No.51684802]

WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS INVESTING IN RIPPLE??? THIS COMPANY IS GOING TO RUN THE ENTIRE CBDC SYSTEM IN THE FUTURE!

ONLY $39 PER SHARE! IMAGING BUYING THE FUTURE OF INTERSTELLAR DIGITAL MAGIC MONEY ONLY FOR $39! WHAT A STEALLLLLLLLLLL HOLY SHIEEEEEEEEEET YOU BITACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51684808]

been a little under the weather bros. gettin sick i think.

i think we have moved from clown market to schizo market

[Anonymous No.51684811]

Are you ready?

[Anonymous No.51684813]

>>51684128
I warned last night specifically that shorting right now was high risk and bear market rally chance was high.

[Anonymous No.51684817]

>>51684771
not at all look at how fraudulent the last week has been, massive reversale, +400pt green futures resulting in red days, -200 futures last night resulting in this pump
i would be very hesitant to hold a long position overnight but maybe thats just what they want me to think, and so im glad im not in any position

[Anonymous No.51684819]

>>51684694
An options contract is like a sort of insurance contract. You are insuring your right to buy a stock at a certain price. The closer you get to the date when you get that right, the less it is going to be worth to you. It's helpful to lock in a price a year in advance, less so 5 days in advance.

As such, options will, if all else remains equal, go down in value as time goes on. Even if the price changes and puts you in the money, you want that to happen asap, because the longer you wait to flip it, the more the sale price will decay.

[Anonymous No.51684820]

So if I buy puts today I'm basically gambling on the GDP estimate tomorrow too right

[Anonymous No.51684821]

>>51684522
Yes bobo I just re opened a 20k Tesla short. Let's do this.

[Anonymous No.51684844]

What do we think of AQB at 80 cents?

[Anonymous No.51684843]

USD dumping, hence the pump. Gotta check 2001 to see how long it will last.

[Anonymous No.51684850]

>>51684539
>polluters
>shows steam

[Anonymous No.51684857]

>>51684844
Forgot picture

[Anonymous No.51684861]

>>51684844
Our thoughts haven't changed

[Anonymous No.51684870]

>>51684844
only if paired with a bj from cathie

[Anonymous No.51684871]

I like boats

[Anonymous No.51684876]

>>51684820
if you hold them overnight then yes

[Anonymous No.51684885]

>>51684861
>AQB was once over $9
how the mighty memes have fallen

[Anonymous No.51684887]

>>51684785
what part of wholesome in the filename is misinterpreted? Also I found MSOX. MSOX is the easiest play ever. and I got approced for tier 3 options!!!!! I can now do iron condors on PIPP!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51684888]

>>51684844
Did she ever sell?

[Anonymous No.51684891]

>>51684471
>might get a tad long here
this quite literally WAS the top signal by the way

[Anonymous No.51684894]

Will the european or american markets collapse first? Or does it usually just happen all at once?

[Anonymous No.51684895]

>>51684871
Based
Unfortunately the seas have been rough lately...

[Anonymous No.51684901]

>>51684871
Me too apu, me too

[Anonymous No.51684904]

>>51684844
14k at 1$ average
>max comfy mode
might buy more if goes to 60

[Anonymous No.51684907]

>>51684894
European first while America figures out a way to profit off it as always. Then the American market will collapse as well

[Anonymous No.51684912]

SARK IS DOWN 3%...

IT'S OVER.......

[Anonymous No.51684923]

>>51684891
well I never pulled the trigger and still net short so...

[Anonymous No.51684926]

>>51684844
Price is right, I'll bite

[Anonymous No.51684933]

>>51684857
>salmon and not mackerel
>nigiri and not sashimi
picrel

[Anonymous No.51684947]

>>51684843
In November 2000 the dollar peaked & started dumping after a long bull run, the stock market rallied 5% for one month. Then immediately crashed.

Later the dollar started crashing. However the stock crashes were well under way and didn't recover any from it.

[Anonymous No.51684956]

>>51684933
is that van ostade?

[Anonymous No.51684961]

>UEC
also Florida getting battered by mother nature is bullish for stocks
>look into energy companies and infrastructure repair firms

[Anonymous No.51684963]

>>51684907
I see. The QE fuckery is confusing but I'll be sticking with my DAX short then.

[Anonymous No.51684967]

>>51684947
cope bobo

[Anonymous No.51684968]

Somebody bring this shit down to 3680 please

[Anonymous No.51684973]

looks like this pump is starting to fail already, not even one trading day this lasted

[Anonymous No.51684982]

>>51684894
everyone follows america simple as

[Anonymous No.51684988]

>>51684926
YOU MAY BE HOOKED BRO

[Anonymous No.51684995]

why did i sell my puts i should have fucking averaged down and would be killing it

[Anonymous No.51685001]

JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY

[Anonymous No.51685010]

>>51684973

>posts this after a literal 0.9% drop

Bro… how bad are your puts hurting?

[Anonymous No.51685012]

I put off getting new tires because I didn't think I needed them quite yet until near winter and the price for my new set of tires locally has gone from $450 to nearly $600 in just barely under 2 months and that's after a $150 discount. I hate this economy so god damn much

[Anonymous No.51685015]

>>51685001
>ALREADY
My brother in stocks, where have you been this month?

[Anonymous No.51685028]

BOIL rip when?

[Anonymous No.51685035]

>Powell opens his mouth
>market goes up
how does he do it?

[Anonymous No.51685043]

>>51685035
>Splashes water on his face etc.

[Anonymous No.51685048]

>>51684895
GNK is at least a good pick at this price. Their Q3 dividend should be considerably better than Q2 since they had high drydocking costs last qaurter

[Anonymous No.51685049]

>>51685012
I drive in Canadian winters on old ass all-seasons, don't be a pussy

[Anonymous No.51685051]

>>51684844
Worth $0.001 per share in my mind. Even then I wouldn't buy it though

[Anonymous No.51685062]

>>51685035
What did he even say

[Anonymous No.51685067]

>>51685012
Listen bro that’s a small price to pay for 100 trillion in Ukraine payoffs, er, aid and 100 million new welfare recipients, er, immigrants

[Anonymous No.51685072]

>>51685015
The answer is simple. Most retail waited until the very bottom to share.

[Anonymous No.51685077]

Bank of England is pivoting. Is the bottom in?

[Anonymous No.51685079]

>>51684100
This is why apple is down?

[Anonymous No.51685086]

>>51685062
>buy now or be priced out forever

[Anonymous No.51685093]

>>51685067
How can we pay off our ukraine debts with refugees to spend money in the us?

[Anonymous No.51685094]

>>51685035
see >>51676713

[Anonymous No.51685096]

>>51685072
to short*

[Anonymous No.51685098]

>>51684478
I think it's hilarious that they have convinced people that they can control the weather.

[Anonymous No.51685104]

BUY REDDIT BUY

[Anonymous No.51685107]

>>51685035
>pee pee popo tongue nigger anus

[Anonymous No.51685114]

>>51685072
that wojak was literally me back when siga was 9 bucks and was basically the first and last time i get into meme reddit stocks

[Anonymous No.51685121]

>>51684602
>Once the BOE blows its load we're back into collapse. Then some other central bank can go into a currency crisis and blow theirs. Then they can all take turns circle jerking liquidity until everyone is dry. Then you're left with a bunch of crusty junk bondkkake in retirement accounts with a flaming crater for a stock market.

Literally lol'd. Thanks for the chuckle anon

[Anonymous No.51685128]

>>51685093
The only way collective globohomo could hate this idea more is if it also cured leukemia

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51685133]

>>51685093
I don't know, but those Ukrainian people are demonstrating such bravery, it should be an inspiration to us all. I for one want to invest in the rebuilding of the borderland, and we should pull any funding left for securing our border and send it to the borderland.

[Anonymous No.51685134]

>>51685077
No, history is repeating. this happened to the yen & the pound in 2000 as well.

[Anonymous No.51685143]

>>51685094
He really does have a nice voice. I am always surprised by it. Like it doesn't seem like it should fit. He should have took up being a radio personality instead.

[Anonymous No.51685150]

>>51685062
Absolutely nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-cKJhfLo2Y

[Anonymous No.51685151]

>>51684802
when is it going public?

[Anonymous No.51685152]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.51685158]

Did Powell say “poo poo pee pee” or “pee pee poo poo”?

[Anonymous No.51685163]

>>51685143
Most world leaders have nice voices

[Anonymous No.51685166]

gas jumped from $1.74 to $2.25 in a week

[Anonymous No.51685169]

>>51685001
Won't dump if bond yields don't rally

[Anonymous No.51685184]

>>51685158
Whichever makes the markets crash the hardest.

[Anonymous No.51685189]

>>51684661
AAPL not even close to fail yet

[Anonymous No.51685191]

The last 30 Mondays haven't triggered breakers. Just means this Monday will be the biggest crash yet.
Just think of all those put buyers!!

[Anonymous No.51685194]

>>51685143
Sounds kinda like Casey Kaysem

[Anonymous No.51685199]

I just went mega long on spxl & tqqq with 2025 leaps, hedging with october crash puts niggers. I will add to my leaps if it crashes. dont bet too hard against amurrrica

[Anonymous No.51685212]

>>51685133
Tell you hat Anatoly, keep fucking posting. You already have your ticket but you are looking for a first class upgrade. You won't be forgotten. Russian scum.

[Anonymous No.51685219]

>>51685158
He said "fart fart shart shart"
Check the SEC transcripts:
https://www.sec.gov/public_talks/20220928/transcript.html

[Anonymous No.51685263]

>>51684988
For $80 the thrill will be worth it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51685267]

>>51685212
Kiss my ass and read your history, the good guys always win.

[Anonymous No.51685278]

/smg/ shorted the bottom again
>a tale as old as time

[Anonymous No.51685281]

>BBBY up almost 2.5% today
>Earnings tomorrow
>Estimates say $-1.59 per share vs last time was $0.04 per share
How is going short not the easiest money in the world tomorrow? What are the chances it pumps regardless?

[Anonymous No.51685290]

>>51685278
TQQQ isnt even up a dollar this is the fakest gayest shit of all time.

[Anonymous No.51685296]

>>51685267
>good guys
where are those?

[Anonymous No.51685302]

>>51685077
No, bongs are just gonna be poorer.

[Anonymous No.51685304]

>>51685281
you should sell 30k worth of naked calls. guaranteed free money

[Anonymous No.51685305]

BOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51685307]

>>51685267
>Russia
>Good guy
How are you so sure that Russia is the good guy? What even is good & evil, anyway? Are they evil because what benefits them, isn't what benefits us?

[Anonymous No.51685312]

mumu.... i kneel.

[Anonymous No.51685313]

>>51685281
i wouldn't fuck with apes, they are unpredictable- and stronger together.

[Anonymous No.51685322]

>>51685281
>BBBY
it's just going to do the opposite of the popular position, which is most likely crab.

[Anonymous No.51685331]

>>51685305
Fuck carvana

[Anonymous No.51685347]

>>51685267
Anatoly.....
You have to be lucky every day now. The good guys only have to be lucky once.

[Anonymous No.51685349]

>>51685307
>What even is good & evil, anyway?
IDK what "good" is but I can say for certain that evil is the guys who fucked with the Schwab Street Smart Edge platform today to help ensure as many goys gambled on 0 DTE options as possible. I think they all took monday off and larp as white guys while wearing those goofy hats

[Anonymous No.51685351]

>>51685281
>what is delta

[Anonymous No.51685355]

>>51685281
>What are the chances it pumps regardless?
reddit, being the most retarded group of mongs on the planet, has undeniable tard-strength

[Anonymous No.51685356]

linemen waiting on Ian

[Anonymous No.51685358]

>>51685312
what a bitch

[Anonymous No.51685360]

>>51685349
lol wat
MEDS

[Anonymous No.51685371]

Well, I am going to stay cash gang. Too late to slurp, too pussy to short

[Anonymous No.51685375]

>>51685347
>The good guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIKQTJXYFLk
knock knock
Run you fat fuck. Run.

[Anonymous No.51685390]

>Anon, I think what we have here is a failure to communicate-
200 more BPS to help you understand

[Anonymous No.51685394]

>>51685371
Wish i didn't fuck around premarket today and waited like you. How GB admitting they are going fucking insolvent is a pump blows my fucking mind.

[Anonymous No.51685397]

Ummm helloooo, me ooog.

[Anonymous No.51685408]

>>51685371
I bought some VOO today, but mostly staying cash. Going to wait a bit longer to go all in

[Anonymous No.51685409]

>>51685394

[Anonymous No.51685413]

>>51685394
See >>51683068

[Anonymous No.51685414]

>>51685390
step away slowly from the interest rate hike button boomer and nobody gets hurt

[Anonymous No.51685433]

>>51685360
oh you didn't know Schwab's trading platform for the retail goys only had Greeks for the 0 DTE options and if you tried to place an order on any expiration other than today then the program would crash... but the 0 DTEs were business as usual... oy vey shut it down da goyims know

[Anonymous No.51685434]

>>51685397
Based

[Anonymous No.51685437]

>tfw averaged at $10 for SOXL

[Anonymous No.51685438]

I'll post some gore to speed up to the next thread

[Anonymous No.51685443]

went cash gang monday

[Anonymous No.51685448]

How many times did I tell you fucks not to short the bottom?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51685450]

>>51685375

i wish the hohols would respect a democratic referendum instead of sending more bad guys to try to prevent the inevitable will of the people.

[Anonymous No.51685454]

>>51685413
but for how long...

[Anonymous No.51685457]

>>51685199
Pro tip: You should use SPY and QQQ calls instead of SPXL and TQQQ calls right now. In a bear market when volatility is high, the losses from option theta decay on the unleveraged SPY and QQQ underlying is less than volatility decay on the leveraged version and the theta decay from options on a leveraged underlying just add fuel to the fire in the latter case. It's a subtle point but worth remembering. If you need a visual, compare the relevant options' candlestick charts. With that the meteoric descent of options on leveraged underlyings in comparison will be obvious

[Anonymous No.51685458]

>>51685437
My average price is like 25 dollars
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.51685465]

>>51685450
>Ukrainians
>using their noggins
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.51685464]

>>51685450
You did it to yourself. Big fat stupid cunt.

[Anonymous No.51685475]

>>51685450
People can't vote for secession. We proved that during the Civil War.

[Anonymous No.51685476]

>>51685438
id have sympathy if it was anything but robinhood

[Anonymous No.51685483]

>>51685448
as many times you have been wrong.... until today lol

[Anonymous No.51685484]

>>51685267
>Kiss my ass and read your history, the good guys always win.
The good guys lost WW2

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51685491]

>>51685465
lmao

[Anonymous No.51685497]

>>51685458
Yeah, I'm at 25 too.
I'm ready to buy at 9 tho. I already bought at 10.
I've been buying since 60.

[Anonymous No.51685511]

>>51685484
if they were the good guys why did they lose the war? obviously god likes america better than your stinky krauts

[Anonymous No.51685514]

PLZ MUMU STOP SLURPING , MY PUTS

[Anonymous No.51685515]

told you all we bottomed. suck my dick, retards
hope all shorts got margin called

[Anonymous No.51685519]

next bread when?

[Anonymous No.51685521]

>>51685497
i can always count on /smg/ to make me feel better about my trades
thank you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51685526]

>>51685475
well they can if they're the good guys. the good guys can do what ever they want

[Anonymous No.51685539]

>>51685519
whose portfolio is this?

[Anonymous No.51685543]

I NEEDED THIS PUMP TO BE BIGGGGGER!

[Anonymous No.51685547]

>>51685539
the one of many people whom shill on this board

[Anonymous No.51685551]

>>51685351
Or rather gamma
Damn I should probably actually learn my greeks
Im not even sure anymore
Delta represents roughly your ratio of success and basically how much leverage you are taking on by estating how much an underlying will change the price of an option? And gamma is how much that ratio changes. So why do they call it theta crush if IV plummets instead of delta/gamma?

[Anonymous No.51685556]

New
>>51685549

>>51685549

>>51685549

[Anonymous No.51685561]

>thanks to the referendum, Ukraine went from being occupied by Russia, to occupying Russian territory.

We can't stop winning Ukraine bros.

[Anonymous No.51685566]

>>51685511
The devil is allotted a time. The good guys win in the end

[Anonymous No.51685570]

>>51685547
why would you sell calls rather than buy puts

[Anonymous No.51685573]

>>51685465
The world doesn't deserve Jeb. Anyone remember that time he got into a fight with a teenage black girl during the 2016 primaries lol

[Anonymous No.51685576]

>>51685547
I'd almost forgotten about him
Makes me feel less sad about my 10K loss over two years

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51685584]

>>51685561
lol, they've done fucked up, they should leave and say they're sorry.

[Anonymous No.51685591]

>>51685547
and then what happened?

[Anonymous No.51685618]

>>51685573
surprisingly high energy performance

[Anonymous No.51685745]

>>51685618
he had a guaca-bowle for lunch

[Anonymous No.51685824]

>>51685521

[Anonymous No.51685845]

>>51685543
This isn't a pump. It's just a normal day now.
We are mostly going to do this for weeks if not months.

[Anonymous No.51685880]

>>51684539
If we could print organs, can we print steaks?

[Anonymous No.51685976]

>>51685845
I'm writing down my market predictions now, because when I try to recall it's never correct.

[Anonymous No.51686484]

>>51684128
>nord pipelines sabotaged
>british pound getting ass pounded daily
>florida bout to get rekt
>interest rates up 75 basis points
>lizzo playing james madison's skin flute
yet here we are. everything is pumping. fucking clown world strikes again

[Anonymous No.51686747]

>>51685547
>Not knowing how to take screenshots

Every single time.

[Anonymous No.51687199]

>>51684346
Dont worry Buden will announce that a recession doesnt start just because it happened 3 times in a row. Who cares what their own scientists intially said of 2 quarters, its now 3 quarters needed for a recession, what why do you need 4 quarters for a recession?

[Anonymous No.51687338]

Why you bobos panicking? Why mumus euphoric? Are all of you just trying to trick scrapers and each other in hopes of making the market go your way?

Real bobo here, started the year off buying 6 month to expiry puts on SPY. Imagine my euphoria when i listened to my friend and more than doubled my money especially since i bought those puts around 480. Friend told me to buy puts again at like 425 spy a while back. Lol idk how he did it but this is now the second win in a row from 5 figures to nearly half a million in under a year. Feels good being able to ignore your sussy behaviors and still make money.